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You are here: Home / Politics / GOP Death Cult / Late Night Open Thread: No Ragrets

Late Night Open Thread: No Ragrets

by Anne Laurie|  February 21, 20223:10 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Violent Insurrection at the Capitol

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no ragrets | A Texas lawyer says he had 'hit rock bottom' after losing his fiancée, friends and job because of his participation during the Capitol riot but has no regrets https://t.co/rZHwWFJVm6 via @Yahoo

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) February 18, 2022

But my economic anxiety…

That TX lawyer whose life fell apart after being at the 1/6 insurrection asked his dad to "pick up his house keys from his fiancée and remove his guns and gold from the house."

I think that explains a lot right there

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) February 18, 2022

Late Night Open Thread:  No Ragrets

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35Comments

  1. 1.

    NotMax

    February 21, 2022 at 3:14 am

    Who is/are Q? A closer inspection.

  2. 2.

    Amir Khalid

    February 21, 2022 at 3:40 am

    … lawyer whose life fell apart after being at the 1/6 insurrection asked his dad to “pick up his house keys from his fiancée and remove his guns and gold …

    There’s a song in there somewhere, I reckon.

  3. 3.

    oatler

    February 21, 2022 at 3:44 am

    “Regerts”?

  4. 4.

    Anne Laurie

    February 21, 2022 at 3:47 am

    @Amir Khalid: I went home with the waitress / The way I always do / How was I to know / She was with the Russians, too?…

    I’m the innocent bystander / Somehow I got stuck / Between the rock and a hard place / And I’m down on my luck, yes I’m down on my luck…

  5. 5.

    Sebastian

    February 21, 2022 at 3:57 am

    @Amir Khalid: 

    Amir! Welcome back!

  6. 6.

    lgerard

    February 21, 2022 at 4:36 am

    Good career move to start a law practice focusing on people who no longer have jobs!

  7. 7.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    February 21, 2022 at 5:04 am

    gonna make a great episode for the new reboot of Law & Order

  8. 8.

    Mo MacArbie

    February 21, 2022 at 5:08 am

    @Amir Khalid: Yes, it was a Warren Zevon song…

  9. 9.

    Ben Cisco, MSCIS Padawan

    February 21, 2022 at 5:27 am

    The stupid is strong in this one.

  10. 10.

    lowtechcyclist

    February 21, 2022 at 5:47 am

    How much gold did this guy have? Interested in his definition of ‘rock bottom.’

    Also interested in how “God’s plan for [his] life” was for him to do something seditious and really, really stupid.

  11. 11.

    the pollyanna from hell

    February 21, 2022 at 5:53 am

    I could learn a whole bunch of humility if all I had left was money and firepower.

  12. 12.

    Brachiator

    February 21, 2022 at 5:54 am

    I went on down to DC,
    Got caught up in a riot,
    Tell my daddy, get my guns and gold,
    Cause I ain’t keeping quiet.

    I lost my girl, I lost my job,
    Guess I’m just a chump,
    But I would do it all again
    Cause I’m a fool for Donald Trump.

  13. 13.

    evodevo

    February 21, 2022 at 5:57 am

    @Brachiator: You win the CMA trophy for new songwriter!!

  14. 14.

    NeenerNeener

    February 21, 2022 at 6:02 am

    @Brachiator: Bravo!

  15. 15.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 21, 2022 at 6:21 am

    @Brachiator:

    Bravo! Love it!

  16. 16.

    Baud

    February 21, 2022 at 6:35 am

    @Brachiator:

    ?

  17. 17.

    satby

    February 21, 2022 at 6:44 am

    Nuthin better than schadenfreude and Zevon to wake up to ?

  18. 18.

    trnc

    February 21, 2022 at 7:30 am

    @Mo MacArbie: ​
     

    @Amir Khalid: Yes, it was a Warren Zevon song…

    Specifically, “Lawyers, Guns and Money,” which eventually became the namesake for a fellow top 10,000 blog.

  19. 19.

    Rusty

    February 21, 2022 at 7:41 am

    Just more proof from the last years that consequences for actions don’t necessarily bring self reflection or a change in behavior.  It’s been personally enlightening the extent and the number of people that can sucked into lies, conspiracies and mass movements.  Reading history I always had this wonderment how many people would be part of these cults of personalities, strange religious movements, communist and fascist movements, and so on.  We are smarter than that now.  Well, we definitely aren’t.  When you refuse life saving medicine, including transplants to avoid taking a vaccine, then you are really in a world of delusion.  Same for fake election fraud and all the other falsehoods and conspiracies served up by the right wing media world.  To watch bright, well educated people get sucked in has been really disillusioning.  Goes to show my naivete.

  20. 20.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 7:46 am

    @trnc:

     a fellow top 10,000 blog.

    Careful. It’s fashionable in some quarters here to hate on LGM, because they’re all Eeyores or something like that.

  21. 21.

    satby

    February 21, 2022 at 7:48 am

    @Rusty:  To watch bright, well educated people get sucked in has been really disillusioning.  Goes to show my naivete.

    not just you

  22. 22.

    Brantl

    February 21, 2022 at 7:49 am

    @Rusty: I haven’t seen anyone that was both bright, and well educated, sucked into this shit. I think it stands to reason that if they were well educated, they wouldn’t believe in this shyte.

  23. 23.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 7:51 am

    @Rusty:

    Goes to show my naivete.

    I say this with love, so to speak, but yeah. The ability of large cohorts to believe evil/vile and obviously (to the rest of us) bullshit things, and use those things as pretexts to hate on, and do harm to, their fellow humans, has been around since “time remorial” (as Norm Crosby might say).

  24. 24.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 7:52 am

    @Brantl:

    There is an unfortunately large set of engineers who believe some of the stuff Rusty was lamenting.

  25. 25.

    hueyplong

    February 21, 2022 at 7:56 am

    @SFAW: It’s the higher-than-it-ought-to-be number of nurses being anti-vax that seems off to me.

  26. 26.

    Ken

    February 21, 2022 at 7:57 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Also interested in how “God’s plan for [his] life” was for him to do something seditious and really, really stupid.

    He didn’t name the god.  Maybe it’s one of those nihilistic Lovecraftian horrors, like Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep or Ayn Rand.

  27. 27.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 8:01 am

    @hueyplong:

    “Off” as in “not credible,” or as in “fucked up”? I’m assuming the latter; if so, I agree with you. [Although not every nurse is a “high performer.” Fortunately, my wife is.]

  28. 28.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 8:02 am

    @Ken:

    Maybe it’s one of those nihilistic Lovecraftian horrors, like Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep or Ayn Rand.

    Win.

  29. 29.

    Anne Laurie

    February 21, 2022 at 8:20 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Also interested in how “God’s plan for [his] life” was for him to do something seditious and really, really stupid.

    There’s a subset of Christianists who use ‘God’s plan for my/your/their life’ as a shorthand for I’m not rethinking my priors, and if you attempt to make me do so, you’re just an atheist bigot.

    It’s like hugging a soggy diaper, because it might not smell great to *you*, but its familiarity makes them feel warm & contented.

  30. 30.

    Matt

    February 21, 2022 at 8:30 am

    @Rusty:

    To watch bright, well educated people get sucked in has been really disillusioning.

    He thinks “God” “has a plan for him”; that’s a pre-existing condition known to cause folks to accept additional lies.

  31. 31.

    Professor Bigfoot

    February 21, 2022 at 8:34 am

    @SFAW: the thing is, though, that by and large we engineers are well TRAINED, but not well EDUCATED.

    Back when I was an engineering undergrad, there simply was no time in the curriculum for philosophy or the humanities or examination of the human condition— ‘cause you’re not going to be tested on that, you’re going to be tested on whether PV=nRT or not.

    The best EDUCATED engineers tend to be pretty autodidactic.

    The number of white male engineers (who I actually liked and respected!)  who disappointed me terribly back in 2008 and continuing was… large.

  32. 32.

    SFAW

    February 21, 2022 at 8:43 am

    @Professor Bigfoot:

    the thing is, though, that by and large we engineers are well TRAINED, but not well EDUCATED.

    I guess I agree. However, engineers are supposed to be able to think logically.

    Like my father (and mother and grandfather) before me, I will work the land I am/was an engineer. I was/am fortunate that my family was educated (in the classical sense), and that all the engineers mentioned above were liberal. It always appalls me when I run into engineers with SFB vis-a-vis political and social issues.

  33. 33.

    ...now I try to be amused

    February 21, 2022 at 9:38 am

    Dude thinks he’s hit rock bottom and he hasn’t been arrested? Still, it’s nice to see him get the social opprobrium he deserved even in Texas.

    @Professor Bigfoot:

    The number of white male engineers (who I actually liked and respected!)  who disappointed me terribly back in 2008 and continuing was… large.

    I will never forget that Mohamed Atta (the leader of the 9/11 terrorists) was an engineer. It seems to me that engineers are  prone to intellectual and emotional rigidity. That can make them angry at the world, and an angry engineer has enough ingenuity to be dangerous.

  34. 34.

    MinuteMan

    February 21, 2022 at 12:27 pm

    @SFAW:

    I guess I agree. However, engineers are supposed to be able to think logically.

    The problem with thinking logically is figuring out what are the correct postulates.  Start with the wrong assumptions and logic can lead you to some very strange places.

  35. 35.

    Strypgia

    February 22, 2022 at 9:00 am

    It’s dismaying but unsurprising that this doofus seems to have learned exactly SFA from his adventure, right down to lawyering for anti-vaxx twits and insisting that massive fraud took place despite no evidence in the entire time since. When Rudi f’ing Guiliani is the face on TV fronting for ‘massive fraud’, it’s not a hint that maybe you’re not following the brightest parade, buddy?

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