“We can’t get our poorly trained & incompetently led soldiers to stop posting on social media, which allows the Ukrainians to find our locations & target their attacks. So we need you, social media platforms, to prevent our missile fodder from doing so.” https://t.co/Tx2VGaZTFP
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 28, 2022
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Google temporarily disables Google Maps live traffic data in Ukraine https://t.co/AnUDRXD9LX pic.twitter.com/tDpCw0hwYs
— Reuters (@Reuters) February 28, 2022
…The company said it had taken the action of globally disabling the Google Maps traffic layer and live information on how busy places like stores and restaurants are in Ukraine for the safety of local communities in the country, after consulting with sources including regional authorities…
Online services and social media sites have also been tapped by researchers piecing together activity around the war.
A professor at California’s Middlebury Institute of International Studies said Google Maps helped him track a “traffic jam” that was actually Russian movement towards the border hours before Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the attack.
Battles showing up as traffic jams on Google maps. https://t.co/4DhCkiXSLB
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) February 26, 2022
Google said live traffic information remained available to drivers using its turn-by-turn navigation features in the area.
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Horny conscripts leaking sensitive information has been a known military risk since approximately a week after conscription was invented. But now opposing armies don’t even need plausibly attractive potential sex partners — just code monkeys with jpg files…
?????? pic.twitter.com/ULDI51RhUF
— Jamie Withorne (@jamiewithorne) February 25, 2022
Baud
If Russian soldiers discover Balloon Juice, Putin is finished.
SpaceUnit
Whatever the outcome this is going to go down in history as the weirdest war ever.
Almost Retired
Russian soldiers have access to social media on the front? Is swiping right on Tinder the modern equivalent of the Betty Grable poster in the barracks?
ETA, if it’s just a bunch of male Russian soldiers clustered on the border, Grindr would probably have more practical utility.
hueyplong
@Almost Retired: It’s both that and an opposing artillery spotter. Maybe a floor wax, too.
Baud
@SpaceUnit:
Fixed.
JoyceH
Was just seeing on Twitter that Ukrainians are posting videos on TikTok that shows how to drive abandoned and captured Russian military vehicles. This is a weird timeline…
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1498332884121399307
VeniceRiley
Google Maps is a two way street!
mrmoshpotato
Horny invading bastards!
mrmoshpotato
@JoyceH: So weird.
SpaceUnit
The Yelp reviews are not going to be kind to this shitty invasion.
I’m talking like one star.
raven
They need Geraldo to help em with mapping.
Geminid
At this point those soldiers’ lives are pretty bleak. I can see why they’d be hitting up women on social media, even if they suspect that the women are just spies.
JoyceH
@Almost Retired:
Remember, they were told, if they even knew they were going into Ukraine (some of them didn’t), that they would be Greeted As Liberators. So naturally they expected to roll in, waving at the cheering crowd that was flinging flowers at them, settle in, and have some hot dates with sexy, grateful Ukrainian chicks.
stacib
@JoyceH: That’s actually pretty damn funny.
JoyceH
@JoyceH: Adding to my last – that blonde girl demonstrating how to drive the Russian tank is the girl they imagined would want to date them.
different-church-lady
“Russian warship: come get fucked!”
Baud
To be fair, doesn’t eastern Ukraine have a more pro-Russian population? I guess some of them might be excited about hooking up with Russian soldiers.
germy
Ken
Clearly you missed the January discussion of goldfish-piloted robot vehicles.
Kalakal
@JoyceH: Could explain the 17 mile long traffic jam. That’s where they think she’s waiting to meet them
germy
Almost Retired
@JoyceH: You’re right, I’d forgotten about that element of the drumbeat to war. Wait until they find out that the Ukrainian women are eager to shiv them. At any rate, it’s striking how, until recently, I hadn’t given much thought to Ukraine – and now, like almost all of the rest of the world, I admire the hell out of the place.
different-church-lady
@Kalakal: “Finally, someone who can teach me how to drive my tank!”
Starboard Tack
@JoyceH: They should take a clue from the young Dutch women, the Oversteegens and Schaft, who seduced and killed German soldiers in WW2, especially if Russia occupies Ukraine
ETA: 35 years or so ago, I was peripherally involved in pressuring the Soviet government to release a Ukrainian woman, Irina Ratushinskiya (sp?), who’d been committed to a psychiatric hospital for criticizing the government. The Ukrainians have been resisting the Russians a long time. Don’t think they’ll stop now.
Haroldo
If there was any doubt, it’s gone now. Crypto exchanges are refusing to freeze Russian accounts, according to this Vice article. “…..crypto was supposed to be “a weapon for peace, not for war.” Asshole – it’s for money laundering
Ken
Boy, Russian sure has some weird euphemisms for sex.
David Anderson
@Haroldo: truly am curious how these exchanges work when shutting them down is a whole of G7 security priority….
hueyplong
I’d like to see Putin burn one GOPer as a warning to the others to get in gear and pimp for the invasion or at least for an off-ramp. L Graham is a logical candidate. I’d prefer RonJon but would settle for Graham, who is probably clueless as to how utterly expendable he is.
JoyceH
I also saw a short video where Ukrainians were displaying ration boxes they’d captured from the Russians – the expiration date on the boxes was 2015.
delk
How are these guys charging their phones?
raven
@JoyceH: We had c-rats in Korea in 1967 that were dated from the Korean war.
raven
@delk: Field expediency.
Starboard Tack
@hueyplong: If I had any sympathy for Repubs, it would be for Lindsay Graham because of what a sad, broken, abused, trivial man that he is. But, nah. Fuck him.
germy
@hueyplong:
But what could they possibly have on Graham?
germy
Miss Bianca
@Ken: @different-church-lady:
Now I’m getting images of goldfish-driven tanks and yeah, okay, this really is the weirdest war ever.
Urza
@delk: One would assume Russian tanks have cigarette lighters, or maybe even modernized to have a USB port for charging.
burnspbesq
@Haroldo:
I imagine that NATO offensive cyber capabilities include mounting DDOS attacks that can’t be traced, or can be falsely attributed to Anonymous.
SiubhanDuinne
Everything is always interconnected. “[T]hou canst not stir a flower without troubling of a star.”
Alison Rose
Refreshing the updates on NYT and I’m just…I know “boots on the ground” is apparently THE WORST THING THE U.S. COULD DO NO NO NO NEVER NEVER but at this point, if I were in charge, I’d sure as shit want our boots in their fucking faces. We can blather all we want about not wanting WW3 but Putin clearly wants it. I am generally anti-war but I feel like I’m holding onto that sentiment by the thinnest of threads.
delk
Pat Robertson claims that Ukraine is just a pit stop for putin on his way to Israel to kick off the end times.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
When working for the Army as a civilian, I had to take the same annual security training as the soldiers. That’s where I learned about the many ways soldiers were blowing OpSec via social media.
catclub
Crypto exchanges are not, in principle, the only way to transact bitcoin, right? they facilitate exchange but they tell me the immutable code is all that really matters, and so any two entities who agree to trade can trade, right?
Spanky
@burnspbesq:
Fixed.
VOR
@germy: I doubt the US imports much oil and gas from Russia. The impact of such a sanction would have to borne by our European allies. Germany already stopped Nordstream 2, but Senator Graham needs to acknowledge this is a big ask.
Kirk Spencer
@Haroldo:
I suspect several exchanges are going to discover how insecure they really are. Oh, I know the raw math is good, but most hacking is done by going around the math, not through it
eta: And I have to admit I’m waiting for the first successful ransomware of the crypto servers.
sdhays
@delk: So…he’s officially in favor of the Russian invasion?
catclub
This is disappointing. It means Trump is not the anti-Christ.
delk
@sdhays: god is compelling it.
sdhays
@catclub: That’s the idea. That’s why it’s supposed to be “free” as in freedumb.
Ken
@David Anderson: The crypto currencies run consensus algorithms, and I don’t think that they’d found a way around the Byzantine consensus limits. (I don’t follow the computing literature as closely as when I was in grad school, but I think I’d have heard of a discovery like that.)
With that caveat, if you’re an entity with a couple of hollowed-out mountains full of server racks, you can configure them as miners and prevent the algorithm from reaching consensus. Or if you’ve got enough of them, you could control the results of the algorithm and write whatever you want to the ledgers.
Kelly
Same
raven
@Alison Rose: Join up.
sdhays
@delk: What will it mean if Putin takes a wrong turn this evening and falls out a window, followed by a piano? Will he have thwarted god’s will?
God might be a bit miffed.
dr. luba
@delk:
So is he for or against?
realbtl
I’m thinking Putin thought he would fight WW2 and stumbled into WW3- fuck guns we got tech.
germy
Alison Rose
@raven: Considering I have multiple disabilities that have rendered me housebound, I don’t think I would be of much use. But I don’t think not being able-bodied means I can’t have an emotional response to watching innocent people be decimated and driven from their homes.
sdhays
@Ken: At least until recently, I figured this was China’s interest in cryptocurrency.
debbie
So Google disabling Google Maps is helping exactly who?
Almost Retired
@Ken: I am genuinely interested in this, but although I recognized that you were speaking entirely in English, I understood none of this. Can you translate (..ok, dumb down) this for a liberal arts major? Because I think the crypto angle of the financial sanctions regimen is important. Thanks (not that it’s your job to explain difficult concepts to the technologically challenged)!
Ken
To simultaneously max out on the “funny” and “creepy” scales, imagine this with the bubble-eyed variety of goldfish.
SiubhanDuinne
@delk:
Thought he retired a few months ago and we’d never have to listen to another word from him.
dr. luba
@germy: Same thing happened in 2014; lots of expats came home to fight. Two friends of mine, for example; both were working as builders, one in Italy, the other in England.
raven
@Alison Rose: The people in charge can’t afford and emotional response. Neither can the people wearing the boots.
ARoomWithAMoose
@Haroldo: The crypto bros go on and on about the promise of decentralized finance, but the crypto exchanges aren’t capitalized well enough in sovereign currencies to run an industrialized nation’s foreign trade through it.
delk
@SiubhanDuinne: he’s looking like Nancy Reagan
Geoduck
Everyone talks about Graham being blackmailed somehow, but I can totally believe he’s just a spineless authoritarian bootlicker.
JoyceH
@dr. luba: he’s for it. We must never lose sight of the fact that a significant faction of the GOP not only expect the world to end in their lifetimes, they are actually looking forward to it.
Alison Rose
@raven: Of course not. But why does that mean I can’t have one in a moment of fear and frustration? Biden isn’t calling me to find out what he should do. I mean, fine, mea culpa for being human and scared and angry, but I think I’m hardly alone.
VeniceRiley
Fiona Hill in Politico (I know) is worth a read!
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/02/28/world-war-iii-already-there-00012340
SiubhanDuinne
@delk:
Are you trying to give me nightmares?
ETA: He looks like a special guest on Tales from the Crypt.
Of course, one could say the same of Nancy Reagan in her declining years.
Spanky
@debbie: It’s NOT helping artillery to pinpoint where civilians might be congregating, so that’s a good thing.
Citizen Alan
@delk: The fact that we lost Betty White but Pat Robertson is still kicking around like a goddamned Highlander immortal is powerful evidence that there is no God.
delk
@SiubhanDuinne: I can photoshop him in an Adolfo gown.
Almost Retired
@Citizen Alan: Why would God want Pat Robertson? I’d take Betty White too, if I were him.
debbie
dm
@Ken: I think all it takes is a majority. A few years ago a majority of the Bitcoin miners were in China. It wasn’t hard to imagine the Chinese government, if it wanted, suggesting to the miners that the blockchain’s consensus might be persuaded to reflect a different reality. But I think it might take more than a couple of hollowed-out mountains….
(https://hbr.org/2021/05/how-much-energy-does-bitcoin-actually-consume).
So you need to provide maybe 6-12 GW to your hollowed-out mountains to match the wattage of the existing servers, which I suppose might hint at how many servers one is talking about.
The Chinese government has been grumbling about cryptocurrency mining, so I don’t know if they still have indirect control of a majority of miners or not.
But denial of service is a lot easer.
Roger Moore
@burnspbesq:
If the goal is to undermine sanctions breaking, it might be better to gather information from the exchanges rather than shut them down.
debbie
@delk:
Can you dress him like this?
Mallard Filmore
@catclub: Have I wandered into the Wonkette comment area?
frosty
@raven: Yep. That’s my sons who could be wearing the boots.
JPL
@Alison Rose: I just got an alert on my phone from the NYTimes. It was a link to an article about how little time people had to leave Afghanistan. Apparently, they have already moved on.
JPL
@debbie: It still shows up locally, but skirmishes are showing up as traffic jams.
Baud
@Alison Rose:
I would call you for your advice.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Geoduck: yup, I think if there were any dirt on Graham it would’ve come out by now. He’s desperate to stay, as he puts it, “relevant’. I see Susan Collins and probably several others who aren’t really on my radar, mediocrities who stumbled into being among the most powerful people in the world. They’ll cling to that for all they’re worth.
SiubhanDuinne
@delk:
Gosh … uh, that’s really nice of you, but … thanks anyway.
Alison Rose
As an addendum since it’s apparently needed, I don’t actually want us to go to war, I don’t want our people sent to die, and I pretty much always oppose military action. I’m a human being with human emotions who sometimes responds to horrible things in a slightly less than pragmatic way. Me saying a thing in a moment of fear =/= me actually wanting that thing to happen or that it ever would.
Baud
This is the world’s first crowd-sourced war.
Alison Rose
@Baud: All I do is curse a lot.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@raven: I was very surprised to hear Russell Honore on MSNBC calling for active engagement, a no fly zone and for NATO to basically take the fight to Putin. He might even have used those words
Butter Emails
@JPL:
Somehow I knew that we were leaving Afghanistan months before Trump left office. How did they miss the memo?
frosty
@Alison Rose: Understood.
Gravenstone
@delk: Was the sound of Pat vigorously trying to rub one out audible in the background as he spoke?
SiubhanDuinne
@debbie:
OMG I adore that scene (well, the whole movie actually. But this scene is just sublime.
Frankensteinbeck
@JPL:
That’s when Biden’s approval ratings dropped. The media successfully nailed a narrative to Biden that he utterly screwed up the withdrawal. I’ve been wondering if Biden will be getting popularity points because of this Ukraine situation, and I would not be surprised if the NYT especially would want to crush that.
SiubhanDuinne
@sdhays:
God’s tough. She can handle it.
Geminid
@dr. luba: Maybe he’s neither for nor against the invasion. Pat Robertson is definitely for donations, though, and he’s probably found that nothing brings in donations like preaching the End Times.
Baud
@Alison Rose:
That’s just what I need. You could help me choose who I tell to Go Fuck Themselves.
Baud
@Frankensteinbeck:
Seconded.
JPL
@Frankensteinbeck: Apparently so.
Roger Moore
@Ken:
As I understand it, the individual transactions have to be signed by the private keys of the wallets involved. That means that someone with enough compute power to create consensus could reorder transactions or even deny them completely, but they would still need to crack the private keys to fabricate transactions from whole cloth.
FWIW, the “reordering” part is absolutely anticipated as part of the system. If there are more pending transactions than will fit in a block, miners have to figure out which ones to include. People who want to give their transaction priority can include a tip that goes to the miner. The miners will then reorder the transactions to include the most generous tips in the pending block in order to maximize their take.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
brendancalling
@Almost Retired: my ex is a Ukrainian immigrant. During the pandemic i reached out a couple of times to make sure she was OK, but never got a response.
I posted the thread from that West Point trainer on how civilians can fight back an invasion, and got a message saying “thank you, Brendan!”
Do not mess with Ukrainians.
Emma from Miami
@Gravenstone: Jesus Christ, did I need that visual?
debbie
@JPL:
As long as it doesn’t hurt Ukrainian efforts.
Ken
@Almost Retired: Crypto is designed for a world where none of the participants trust one another. That means that before an entry can be added to the (world-readable) ledger, all the participants have to agree that the entry should be made. That requires the servers to exchange data that shows the entry should be accepted, so each server can individually decide to modify their copy of the ledger.
This problem has been studied (see the link I provided) and is called “Byzantine consensus”. One of the early results, which as far as I know is still valid, is that there is no algorithm that can reach consensus if over one-third of the participants are “traitors” who are trying to prevent consensus. Also, if over two-thirds are traitors they can impose their own consensus on the network.
The crypto software is publicly available, so anyone can run it — but that also means anyone can hack it, and run their own “traitor” version. If they have only a few servers, it won’t matter; the rest of the network will reject their claims. But if they have one-third of the servers, they can prevent the others from adding ledger entries; and if they have two-thirds, they can write whatever they want.
The crypto systems may have mechanisms to prevent this. I would think, however, this would require human intervention, since the algorithm can’t detect these traitors (if it could, it could reach consensus in the presence of traitors). There might be some mechanism for a human to exclude some servers, for example.
I know there are mechanisms where humans can intervene and re-write the ledger, since there was a well-publicized case where they did just that when some coins were “stolen”. Though the facts that currency was stolen in the first place, and that someone could re-write the ledger, both undercut some of the common claims for cryptocurrency.
Jay
@dm:
China banned bitcoin mining, as a means of addressing AGW, so it’s gone elsewhere.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/28/22954859/bitcoin-mining-pollution-china-ban
Martin
@Urza: Most of these aren’t Russian tanks so much as they are Soviet tanks.
Russia doesn’t throw out tanks. They fix them and keep using them until they’re blown up. See also: US B-52. The B-52 will turn 70 in April.
debbie
Someone at Fox has a soul:
Alison Rose
@Baud: All of them, Katie
Martin
@catclub: Yes, but because Bitcoin cannot really be used directly, at some point it needs to convert into something else. Saying ‘I have a billion dollars in Bitcoin’ suggests that at some future point someone will hand over a billion dollars for your bitcoin. So you can focus on that interface. And yes, Putin could give Donald Trump a billion dollars in Bitcoin, but then Trump is left with the problem.
At the end of the day, either you convince the world to directly accept Bitcoin for goods and services (which has not happened) or you have a closed ecosystem that has to interface with conventional financial vehicles for any of its value to be realized. And you can always apply pressure to those conventional vehicles.
In some ways this is reminiscent of the financial crisis, where these mortgage backed securities were the trading mechanism (like Bitcoin) but a day had to come when someone needed to fork out real Earth dollars, and when that day came, it turns out nobody actually had any real Earth dollars, and the value of those securities immediately went to zero.
The value of crypto is entirely depending on the ability to convince people to convert conventional currency to crypto. If that conversion mechanism stops, or if the willingness of people to voluntary put money into it goes down, it straight up crashes.
Almost Retired
@Ken: This is awesome, thanks. So, basically, a large enough group of bad actors can undermine the integrity of the cryptocurrency and circumvent sanctions.
Wapiti
@catclub: About 20 years back, some Christianist numbskull told me that Muhammad might have been the Antichrist. I was like, so we’re past the end times or what? Why would someone repeat such blather?
I guess it was a good question to find out if I was a fellow numbskull Christianist.
YY_Sima Qian
@dm: China banned crypto mining last year, resulting in all of the mining operations decamping to Russia, Ukraine, Texas, etc. Yesterday, China just banned crypto trading, which essentially is the last nail in the coffin of cryptocurrency in the country. I have a relative working in one of the largest block chain companies in China. They have been pivoting to other black chain applications over the past year, & apparently has maintained viability & success.
Roger Moore
@Martin:
They may not throw out tanks, but they will export older ones. For example, they sent a lot of T-34s to North Vietnam during the Vietnam war. The US does this kind of thing, too; we shipped a lot of our WWII-vintage Shermans to our allies.
Jay
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/iihf-suspends-russia-belarusian-teams-1.6367615
No hockey for Vlad.
Roger Moore
@Martin:
I assume one desired end state for crypto bros is for some major country to make their cryptocurrency legal tender. It’s one more way they’re like the goldbugs, who understand the value of their gold stash will massively increase if the US reverts to the gold standard.
JPL
@debbie: I think they are keeping it up to direct people to avoid areas where there are skirmishes. I don’t know if it is still up because now there is a curfew. I’d like to think not.
Ken
But that’s the beauty of using traitor software. It doesn’t have to run the real algorithm – it just has to fake the messages that real servers generate for distributing proof-of-work. A batch of transactions are sent out, one of the traitors takes a microsecond to generate an “I have the proof-of-work” for that batch, and all the other traitors immediately respond with “yup that’s a valid proof-of-work”.
They don’t need special hardware, or outrageous amounts of electricity. You could easily run them by the dozens as containers in a single virtual machine. They could even be spread as a virus, turning every home computer out there into a traitor-miner — and without using noticeable resources.
In fact… If I were a three-letter agency, I’d have that virus prepped and ready to spread — or even already sitting on as many machines as possible, ready for the “go” signal.
Dorothy A. Winsor
@debbie: I hadn’t realized Trey Gowdy was hosting a fox show now.
Kalakal
@Martin: Nearly as old as the AK-47…
YY_Sima Qian
Don’t trust Lindsey Graham to be acting in good faith. Sanctioning Russian energy exports will send gas/oil prices skyrocketing. The only people benefitting will be his buddies in the oil companies. The resulting rampant inflation, & the economic turmoil, also strengthen the chances of GOP sweeping into control of Congress in the mi-terms, & the presidency in 2024. When there is rampant inflation, it will be the middle class & the poor that will suffer the most. Europe will also bear most of the direct impact of energy shortage. There is a reason energy & foodstuff have been exempt from SWIFT sanctions so far.
Sanctioning Russian energy & food exports is the equivalent of economic warfare w/ WMDs, not to be undertaken lightly.
Ken
I would say that undermining the crypto would prevent someone from circumventing the sanctions, by preventing the exchange of rubles (or anything else) for the crypto.
Ruviana
@Citizen Alan: Old Pat is a spry 91, though about to turn 92 in a month, give or take.
Almost Retired
@Ken: Yes, that’s what I meant, I worded it poorly and meant to add “the ability” to circumvent sanctions. Understood your explanation even if my response didn’t reflect it, and thanks.
Philbert
DamnI want to say something celever but I am just boggled with every <enter>
Almost Retired
@Dorothy A. Winsor: Yes, Trey Gowdy has been hosting “This Week With Draco Malfoy” on Fox for several months.
Roger Moore
@Ken:
Would that work, though? I thought the essence of the Bitcoin algorithm was that it was hard to find a valid solution to the work but easy to check whether a proposed solution was valid, so miners can easily reject fake blocks. That’s basically how mining works; the miners try a bazillion possible solutions until they either find (and publish) a valid one or they get a message announcing a new valid block. They’re already checking an absurd number of possible solutions, so just checking each message claiming to have found a valid solution to see if it’s true only adds marginally to the overall work.
Martin
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: The question is whether the west can contain Putin long enough until he’s deposed or dies of old age, and ensure that some clone doesn’t take his place. Because until then, Russia has been able to use the threat of fighting a nuclear power to engage in this kind of activity, and we have no remedy to that. Sure, you can sanction, but at the end of the day Putin can simply take the land value of Ukraine, put down their population, and generate internal wealth from that land (in theory, at least).
If you conclude this is a durable state, then at some point you have to engage with it, and then you just have a matter of timing. How do you do it as safely as possible, how do you do it while holding together nations that share your values, and so on. If Russia is threatening to kill or displace 10% of the Ukrainian population – 4-5 million people, at what point do you look at those numbers and decide that yeah, we need to risk 10s of thousands of lives establishing a no-fly zone, or whatever.
There are no solutions here that don’t suck. They’re all horrifying. But at least one of those horrifying outcomes is going to come to pass, you at least have the ability to influence which one does. I honestly don’t know if this is that moment, but we do seem to have an extraordinary degree of unity among NATO and the west. I’m not exactly sure why Putin would bother to differentiate between the US giving Ukraine Javelin missiles, and the US sending in a special forces guy to shoot the very same Javelin missile. They can interpret either one as a direct provocation. It’s not like there are rules to this game. If Putin wants a wider engagement he can have it using whatever bullshit set of rules he wants to invent – I mean, that’s how we got where we are. Putin wants to write the script. But this might require at some point having NATO write the script.
But I will note that Honore is not a politician. He’s a ‘what’s the objective, and I will take it’ guy, which is why he was a good choice in Katrina. If the objective is to keep Putin from taking Ukraine, sanctions won’t achieve that. Is that the objective? Or is the objective to weaken Putin whether or not he takes Ukraine? I think Honore would say the objective is the latter, and not the former based on our actions. If you want the former objective, we’re probably going to have to start throwing the USAF at the problem.
Jay
@Roger Moore:
the Soviet Union/Russia tended to export new build “M” models. Downgraded models, often simplified for easier use, with also downgraded ammo.
Their best “product” when it ages, tends to get upgraded, mothballed and parked in a “tank park” for future use in WWIII or “The People’s War”.
Of course, these “tank parks” required/require regular service, maintenance and testing. A lot of former Soviet States either sold them on, legally, illegally, or let them rot in place.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryPorn/comments/kmvq2m/tank_graveyard_in_the_city_of_kharkiv_in_the/
Kalakal
@Frankensteinbeck: The thing that gets me is that Biden has done an astonishing job of diplomacy in the last few weeks, galvanising Nato, getting sanctions in place, getting supplies to Ukraine, even the Swiss are cutting off Russian accounts, Germans allowing exports of arms, in Finland & Sweden joining Nato is now a popular choice, any of these would be a major achievement, to do all this plus more at what, for normal diplomatic speed, amonts to warp 10 is staggering.
Citizen Alan
@Martin: As I’ve said before, the thing that pisses me off the most about bitcoin is that when the crash inevitably comes, every single Libertarian in the country will demand a government bailout.
sab
Mrs Rosenberg was a murdered innocent, but her husband fucked up big time giving USSR nukes.
Gin & Tonic
So reportedly the Ukraine Library Association postponed an upcoming conference and said “we will reschedule as soon as we finish vanquishing our invaders.” The librarians….
Peale
@Gin & Tonic: “Fines and late fees suspended for those of you who checked out “How to Make Roadside Bombs”
Martin
@Roger Moore: Yes, that would work. But the traitors need to be able to outvote the non-traitors. Think of it this way:
Voting officials count up the votes and say “hey, Joe Boden got more votes than Donald Tramp”. Democrats in the House say yes, we accept your vote counts. But more Republicans in the House say “no, that’s wrong, Donald Tramp against all odds beat Joe Boden by exactly one vote in every state”. The only thing that actually matters is that the Republicans outvoted the Democrats. The actual votes are meaningless.
I mean, Bitcoin has forked a couple of times, as has Etherium. There are active disagreements about what the state of the network should be that will never and can never be resolved. The fork occurs when one group of miners accepts an outcome and other does not, and the group that doesn’t accept the outcome basically secedes and splits into a network that works exactly the same as original but permanently disagrees with the state of the network. One network led by Joe Boden and another led by Donald Tramp.
Baud
@Kalakal:
Agreed.
Ken
@Roger Moore: That’s where the Byzantine results come in. If you have just a few “traitors”, the “loyalists” can agree that the traitors’ results aren’t valid, and reach their own consensus using the normal computations. But when there are enough traitors, the loyalists can’t do that.
I think what would happen in practice is that each “loyal” machine would refuse to extend its copy of the ledger, since it could tell that the last proof-of-work wasn’t valid. But the traitors would be presenting a consensus that the block was valid, and accepting new work. That would be where human intervention would be needed, to identify the traitors and split the loyalists into their own network (a fork, as Martin describes).
I don’t exactly know what you could do while you controlled the network, since (as was mentioned above) it’s hard to forge a transaction for the ledger since you need the participants’ crypto keys. You could certainly fill the ledger with ping-pong transactions among a few dozen wallets you controlled, and let other transactions sit in pending state forever.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Kalakal: from The Bulwark (aka The Daily Nevertrumper)
Almost Retired
@Kalakal: Amen! Putin probably bought into the framing of Biden as a weak and senile. History will not be kind to Trump (I could end this sentence here, but I’ll continue) with respect to NATO and the reversal (I hope) of the resurgence of authoritarianism. Underestimate Biden at your own peril.
Martin
@Citizen Alan: Absolutely. They’ve already asked the system to build them out a few times. That’s what the forks were – a couple of whales telling the network to pretend that transaction didn’t happen, which the network agreed to do, and a splinter group that said ‘fuck that, we’re not rewriting the ledger’. And it’s the ledger that keeps getting rewritten which is the dominant one.
pluky
@Martin: In short, a Ponzi scheme.
Kalakal
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: That’s it exactly, they are not only powerful allies, they are willing allies, acting of their own volition on a course of action, which by a remarkable coincidence, is the course of action Biden wanted them to take. Bismarck would tip his hat
Kay
Ken
@Martin: I see those forks as a consequence of the lack of trust. In boring old non-crypto finance*, I trust Visa to keep their ledger correctly. The result is that there is one Visa ledger that the world agrees on. Well, the world would agree on it, if it were public; as things stand, Visa and I are the only ones who can see my transactions.
* A bit of a misnomer, since finance uses some of the most hellaciously secure crypto on the planet.
CliosFanBoy
@Citizen Alan: Or that God would rather spend time with Betty White than he would with Pat Robertson. :)
Kalakal
@Almost Retired:
I’m hoping the near future is unkind to Trump
Roger Moore
@Kalakal:
In truth, though, the AK-47 wasn’t produced in very large numbers. It had a bunch of teething problems, and it was only with the development of the AKM (modernized AK) that production really took off. Besides, the AKM was replaced by the AK-74- the same basic action but rechambered for a 5.45mm round- in the 1970s, so they’re out of service in the Russian military.
If you really want the Russian equivalent to the B-52. it would be the Tu-95 “Bear” bomber. It’s even older than the B-52 and still in active service. Like the B-52, it’s been extensively modernized and long outlasted the supersonic machines that were supposed to replace it.
persistentillusion
@delk: He’s looking dead, but doesn’t know it?
Jeffro
@different-church-lady: I’m dyin’ ???
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I saw this tweet earlier from Engel, and he’s getting dragged so hard for it he’s one of the top trending topics
Kalakal
@Roger Moore: I never knew that about the Bear. It’s amazing how long some military hardware lasts, the mauser 98 and lee enfield 303 were standard issue for over 50 years, 62 in the 303s case.
Captain C
@Jay: Guess he’s not going to score a triple hat trick against Belarus this year.
catclub
understatement award candidate.
phdesmond
@different-church-lady:
ha ha ha!!
Sebastian
Wouldn’t it be the most monkey paw thing ever if the West called on the Russian population to overthrow Putin and his gang, in return to return all seized assets the Russian people?
Maybe that’s the plan and it wasn’t Anonymous who took over the TV channels, but just a test?
I have zero evidence but a huge hunch we are witnessing a much bigger operation.
The $50k for each deserting Russian is another test balloon methinks.
Irishweaver
@Baud: from your lips to God’s ears?
The Moar You Know
@Ruviana: the Devil takes care of his own.
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Glad to hear it. He’s really quite the warmonger.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
this made me chuckle
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
“We could, but you have to sit through a 15 windup before we do.”
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Sebastian:
I hadn’t heard about that. That’s the US? the EU? I think this from Michael McFaul is a good idea, too
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
I don’t see how that’s enforceable.
Sebastian
Apologies if already posted. The Russians just lost their petro business.
Doug R
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Remember when we were seeing maps of “secret” bases because Armed Forces personnel were jogging with their fitbits on?
Baud
@Sebastian:
Oh no not impartments!
WTF are impartments?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Baud: I read that thread earlier and someone said it’s a typo for “impairments”, meaning Shell is really gonna eat it on those joint ventures
Roger Moore
@Ken:
I think Bitcoin is a bit more resilient than you present. For traitors to take over the system, it’s not enough to present a bunch of invalid blocks, because everyone’s software- clients as well as miners- can recognize they’re invalid. They would reject the proof of work because it hasn’t actually been proved. This is an essential part of the system. If you didn’t do it, people would spam the system with invalid blocks in hopes of collecting the mining reward. To really muck with the system, you need to be able to do valid proof of work fast enough to trigger the Byzantine fault.
Sebastian
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
West is turning off money hard. Mother of God, this is savage.
There is no fucking way this is spontaneous. Nothing happens THIS fast in corporate.
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Thanks. The whole thing is quite remarkable. The amount of disruption and waste for literally nothing. The only thing left is to hope something better comes out of it.
Jinchi
Yup. People are oblivious to the information they’re sending out. Most of us think our app data are stored exclusively on our devices, because why would anyone else need to know how many steps I took today?
Heck, even the calculator and flashlight on my phone want permission to share my location.
Jinchi
I realize I’m going to regret asking this, but what does Bitcoin consider proof of work?
glc
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Ukraine.
In roubles. Might be less attractive tomorrow. Unless they’re updating.
That’s what’s turning up on Twitter at least.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Peale
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Jeebus. Next up, the Cayman Islands says, you know, we’re opening our books, too.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
the stupidity spreads….
somebody kick Gottheimer in the nuts for me, would ya?
Roger Moore
@Jinchi:
It’s a hashing problem, where you try to find a nonce that, when combined with the rest of the block, will result in a hash with a whole bunch of leading zeros. I don’t know how much you know about the technology, so I don’t know if that’s just gobbledygook to you. Basically, though, the key to it is that it’s a problem where it’s much, much easier to check that a solution is valid than it is to find the solution in the first place. This means it doesn’t work to falsely claim to have found a solution, because you’ll be trivially found out.
An example of a similar “hard to find, easy to check” problem is factoring the product of two very large prime numbers. Finding the prime factors is so hard it’s the basis of RSA cryptography, but it’s trivially easy (for a computer) to multiply the numbers someone claims are a solution and see whether they are or not.
leeleeFL
Imagine all the financial hidey holes letting this info out? That would really be delicious!
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Kalakal
@Peale: Getting more embarrasing for Flobalob by the day. At this rate London will be the only place left where Putrid can park his loot
Hellbastard
Met two of our Ukrainian students today. Was told that the shops in Kyiv were open briefly today so people could stock up on supplies. But now back in the shelters.
Anne Laurie
Putin — realistically, the minions still loyal to Putin — aren’t gonna do this, because making such threats in public would imply that ‘things concerning the battle are not necessarily proceeding in a fashion most favorable to the Empire.’ Flailing autocrats do *not* wish to be perceived as anywhere in the vicinity of losing. (Just look at the ever-wilder posturings of our own failed would-be Emperor after November 3, 2020.)
If we ever find out which Repubs actually made themselves blackmail-able by America’s enemies (and I don’t think Graham was necessarily part of that cadre), it’ll be when the scorched ruins of Putin’s headquarters / luxury dacha are scavenged by the ICC. And the really fun part will be the squabbles over which intel is actually true, and which has been forged, not least by other Repubs looking to shiv their fellows!
Brit in Chicago
@delk: Do you think he’s bet money on it? I’ll take him up on it, if so.
Peale
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: In which none of the things YOU think are problems will be discussed. Taxes for Rich People: Too High or Way too High? Welfare checks: draconian enough or needs more dracon?
Gin & Tonic
Dude that’s been mentioned here, Terrell Jermaine Starr, in Ukraine:
Anne Laurie
@The Moar You Know: My Irish granny used to say of such people: Hell doesn’t want him, and Heaven won’t have him.
Bill Arnold
@Roger Moore:
A back-of-the-envelope calculation suggests that nearly all computation ever done by or on behalf of humans is SHA256 computations, for bitcoin mining. (For others: SHA256 is a 256 bit digest of some block of data, , usually larger, one way (cryptographic), which basically means that it cannot be reversed easily). Bitcoin mining is done by ASiC hardware that is ludicrously faster at doing SHA256 than even GPUs – the ASIC hardware is roughly 5 orders of magnitude faster than CPUs.
https://www.iea.org/data-and-statistics/charts/efficiency-of-bitcoin-mining-hardware
Suzanne
@Geoduck:
I am skeptical, too. We all know he’s gay and I don’t think that would hurt his career if it came out. See what I did there.
Ruviana
@The Moar You Know: Lol!
Captain C
@Anne Laurie:
With regard to Senator G, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he had some illicit pleasures that his average constituent might regard as horrifying. I’m not talking about gay rumors either. On the other hand, he does seem extremely eager to
attachKrazy-glue his lips to whichever powerful person’s posterior is in the vicinity, so leverage may not be needed.Kayla Rudbek
@delk: I can remember religious speculation that Gog and/or Magog in Revelation were Russia. I also remember Catholics (particularly the right-wingers) praying for the conversion of Russia, and at this point, I want to yell at them, “you forgot to specify conversion into what.”
And somewhere, I read a great blog post checking off how many characteristics Trump shared with the Antichrist of Revelation (a fairly liberal Christian so it wasn’t here, and I can’t find it on John Pavlovitz’s website either)
debbie
@Suzanne:
I’d bet it’s the younger ones, like Hawley, that have something to hide.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@debbie: what makes you think Hawley has something to hide ?
HumboldtBlue
Well, well, well, who woulda thunk a dipshit good ol’ boy would embed with the Russians and broadcast his avid and open support for the invasion of Ukraine?
Fucking traitor.
Kalakal
@HumboldtBlue: What a piece of shit. I hope a Ukrainean teaches him the error of his ways
Kelly
@Roger Moore: Latest crypto newz
https://theneedling.com/2022/02/15/portland-startup-to-mine-artisanal-bitcoin-using-only-slide-rules-and-graph-paper/
Gin & Tonic
@Kalakal: I hope he gets served a nice cocktail.
Kalakal
@Gin & Tonic: Meets the LAW
justawriter
The old story, God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time.
debbie
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
??♀️
Suzanne
I have been having a thought for the last couple of days, as I consider the visual culture and image craft of this event: Zelensky is young, on the tail end of Gen X. Putin (and Trump) are very Boomer. I feel like this event has the potential to kind of create the semiotics of Gen X heroism and leadership.
Contrast: Putin on video screen at the end of that ridiculous, overwrought, Citizen Kane table, wearing an expensive suit and a passive expression. Trump trying to shake down Zelensky with that stupid shit on his head and all his tacky gold stuff. Contrast with Zelensky taking videos of himself in the city, refusing to leave, wearing the same clothes for days, apparently openly crying.
I have been thinking about something Rorty wrote in Achieving Our Country, about the importance of a positive vision/conception of one’s national identity for the left. It feels like Zelensky talked about the idea of being simultaneously Ukrainian as well as European, and he is of course Jewish. This conception of national identity as being multi-level feels like a generational difference.
Chetan Murthy
I’m late to this thread, but …. about BTC and crypto generally, and these exchanges. The fact that theyr’e using BTC/crypto is irrelevant to how these exchanges operate. Sure, eventually, *eventually* they send trans to the blockchain. But almost all their transactions are internal, as their customers go in-and-out of owning BTC/ETH/etc. All that “market-making” is internal, and is done just like at any brokerage.
They’re just like e-Trade, or any other online brokerage, up until you want to actually move out of your Coinbase account. So the question isn’t about the penetrability of the BTC algorithms, but about whether Coinbase did a good job setting up their website and its security. Gosh, y’know, I gotta wonder about that …. given the track record of these exchanges. And besides, they’re 100% vulnerable to be served with a court order or the FBI showing up with a phalanx of agents and telling them to fucking ‘assume the position, asshole.’ They’re all ‘money-changing businesses’, which means they’re already required to abide by Treasury Dept AML/KYC (anti money laundering/know your customer) laws. These would be another turn of the same crank. I don’t see these fuckers lasting long with their “libertarian” bullshit on this.
The Treasury would just tell their banks to cut them off, and that would be that.
Annie
@Kalakal:
I agree. I think Biden/NATO/ the EU have been preparing the ground for this for some time. I mean, Denmark allowing its soldiers to go fight for Ukraine 3 days afte the war started? Really?
@Sebastian:
Raoul Paste
@HumboldtBlue: He really seems like a movie character. “De-nazifying”?
Look on the bright side. He won’t be voting in our next election
HumboldtBlue
@Annie:
I read up on some links — not sure if I got them here or not — about how groundbreaking it was for Denmark to allow soldiers to volunteer for Ukraine. The country has severe and strict laws against such action, but completely dropped them for this event. Interesting.
@Raoul Paste:
Yeah, he’s gonna be buried with Kim Philby an’them.
Sebastian
@Annie:
Yeah, there is also a lot of spontaneous action, e.g. Germany’s change of heart is genuine and born in the necessity of the hour.
In 1991, Germany and Austria recognized Croatia as a sovereign country after Vukovar fell. The decision came after Alois Mock, the Austrian Foreign Minister (It was Alois Mock and Gyula Horn, the Hungarian foreign minister, who cut down the barbed wire at Sopron which allowed East Germans to flee into the West, making them the two men who actually and literally cut down the Iron Curtain) implored the German Chancellor Kohl and Foreign Minister Genscher, appealing to their humanity and role in history, after the atrocities committed in Vukovar, a city founded under the Austro-Hungarian monarchy.
On Saturday, the Polish PM Mateusz Morawiecki rose as the voice of conscience and shook Germany out of its paralysis. Germany changed its stance when Morawiecki openly lambasted them:
And shook Germany he did. He shamed them into action, so much so, that Germany stepped up to its responsebility.
Historic times.
Kent
Every machine they are driving has 12 volt electrical systems powering it. Trivial exercise to tap off any fuse and get a charge with a cigarette lighter or whatever.
Sebastian
@HumboldtBlue:
The same for Germany and weapon exports into conflict zones. Austria has the same laws.
It literally takes an Act of Parliament to grant an exception. Germany doing an 180 AND vowing to step into it’s responsibility as largest European country? Generations will study that day and its implications.
frosty
@Kelly: I am sending this to all my math major friends! Maybe I’ll join them – I still have my K&E Log Log Duplex Decitrig!
Another Scott
ObOpenThread – Another example of the wonders, and pitfalls, of the English language:
Cheers,
Scott.
Philbert
Kalakal
@Another Scott: Cleave is a goodie, 2 meanings which are opposite.
To stick/adhere to or to split/divide
Skepticat
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
THIS.
Sebastian
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
As a European and an American, this. A thousand times this.
oatler
The GOP swore a blood oath to keep misusing “democrat” as an adjective. It’s been a nonstop firehose of contempt since Bush. And no, Chuck, “both sides” don’t hate the Democratic party.