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You are here: Home / Politics / Information Warfare / Comic Relief Open Thread: Maxine Waters Award

Comic Relief Open Thread: Maxine Waters Award

by Anne Laurie|  March 14, 20226:21 pm| 163 Comments

This post is in: Information Warfare, Open Threads, War in Ukraine, Schadenfreude

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Oh shit I didn’t even account for the fact that they’re wearing camouflage uniforms!!!!

— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 13, 2022

There are genuinely earnest, hapless Leeeroy Jenkins volunteers, stumbling into a situation where their prime usefulness will be as hostages. There are war tourists, eager to pad their resumes and their Instagrams with tales of other peoples’ tragedies. And then there’s Michael Tracey, Man of A Thousand Faceplants Mysteries!

Michael Tracey is apparently running around Poland taking pictures of random military vehicles trying to prove the U.S. is…about to do something militarily…in Ukraine? Maxine Waters really shouldn’t have beaten him so hard, it messed up his brain.

— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) March 14, 2022


“Excuse me, if my tax dollars paid for those flat-screen TVs they bulk-purchased to sell to underpaid military families at a discount, I have a right to know about it!”

— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) March 14, 2022

Those aren’t US vehicles. You literally can’t even tell the difference between U.S. military equipment and Polish so maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking around acting like you know what the fuck you’re doing.

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) March 14, 2022

POV: you’re an American soldier on a completely non-controversial forward deployment in Poland pic.twitter.com/SrvjzRiarN

— sneer¿ (@TheSneerReview) March 14, 2022


(everyone dunk on Tracey for being dumb is quickly becoming my favorite kind of twitter)

— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 14, 2022

There should be WAV file that plays the Pink Panther theme song when you scroll through Michael Tracey’s twitter feed of “war reporting.” https://t.co/aTU3CmPjYR

— Jeff Nichols?????? (@backwards_river) March 14, 2022

Huff-y!

Here’s an absolute genius who thinks some Pentagon PR release from over a month ago should suffice as an explanation for what the US military is currently doing in close proximity to an active warzone https://t.co/aHOLjMFkEa

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022

Gerry Doyle, the “Global News Desk editor” for Reuters, says all information needed about current US military operations can be acquired from Pentagon press releases. A candid admission — thanks, Gerry https://t.co/EyI8rqSkAH

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022

Washington Post journalist says reporting on US military activities in close proximity to an active warzone is just like… claiming fraud in the 2020 election? These people are absolute lunatics https://t.co/Ivu2xX2MNY

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022

I can’t breathe

(there is some prime content in the replies as well) https://t.co/Z9FtAHgRcH

— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 14, 2022

god it’s hilarious how Michael Tracey demands people take him seriously pic.twitter.com/WqWkusNMB3

— Sharon ????? ?? ?? ??? (@Sharon_Kuruvila) March 14, 2022

On a scale of “taking pictures in Kurt Eichenwald’s closet of his socks during an estate sale” to “getting your ass beat by an elderly Black woman,“ this is about a 3 on the “Michael Tracey is one sad-ass motherfucker” rating system. https://t.co/5XTLP2VFdg

— TBogg (@tbogg) March 14, 2022

Waiting for that schadenfreudelcious feeling I get bc I am SURE we will soon see @mtracey getting faced down in mud by Polish Military Police and arrested for Espionage on behalf of Russia! Stay tuned! https://t.co/Nd89unpm4S

— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 14, 2022

Worse, they’ll send Maxine Waters.

— Biscuit Rogers (@BiscuitRogers) March 14, 2022

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    Uninteresting clown.

  2. 2.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    I must be much older than I thought. I understand almost nothing about almost any of this.

    Or it could be I’m just whacked out from the fire alarm in the middle of the night. I’m about to crawl into bed, but not sure whether it’s a late-afternoon nap or a super-early bedtime. Either way, I hope it’s restful and refreshing.

  3. 3.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I don’t understand a word of it. I know he claimed to have been assaulted by Maxine Waters. That’s about it.

  4. 4.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    Tracey needs to be escorted out of Europe.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Yeah, much of it is over my head too.  But I am aware that Tracy is a clown.

  6. 6.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    He thinks he’s reporting on an imminent American attack, but every “sign” he sees turns out to be nothing.

  7. 7.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    Good tracking of the origin of the biolabs theory:

    Ben Collins
    @oneunderscore__
    After failing for two full weeks, Russian propaganda finally had its line that resonated with the global far-right:
    The reason they invaded is now the biolabs, despite not mentioning that before invading.

    I knew it would be tied back around to Fauci and “the lab leak theory”- just a natural fit.

  8. 8.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    @Kay: How do you say “gain of function” in Russian?

  9. 9.

    Gravenstone

    March 14, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    I might be inclined to ask who this cretin is, but I have some semblance of a life so I think I’ll pass.

  10. 10.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    I know nothing about this idiot but I do appreciate a bit of ridicule and this is a goodie

    Polish troops report pale, overweight man furtively glancing through fences near local military base, possibly part of Russian psychological warfare program to exploit local folklore legend of the ‘Hwrocvas’ (Butter Goblin)

  11. 11.

    sdhays

    March 14, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    He seems confused that taking a few random pictures on his phone and then claiming they’re proof of aliens evidence of a secret military operation makes him a reporter.

    I mean, if that’s the standard, man, you wouldn’t believe what pictures of the ivy in the back of my house suggest.

  12. 12.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    This is my favorite Michael Tracey investigative report:

    But with his Twitter tirade having little effect on the real world, Tracey took the streets. With a microphone and portable speaker in tow, Tracey set up shop at Connecticut College in an attempt to air his grievances. Footage of the speech begins with Tracey claiming that although he could care less about the rules of a small liberal arts college, the alleged “climate of conformity” at the school compelled him to speak out on the behalf of students who feared retribution for pushing back on such policies. The speech quickly went off the rails after Tracey began getting heckled by one student who repeatedly referred to him as “Tucker Carlson’s bitch.”

    He went there to tell them the mask and vaccine requirements were tyranny.

  13. 13.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    @Gravenstone: lol

  14. 14.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 14, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I don’t even know who he is.

    Okay, he has been begoogled by me. I still don’t know who he is.

  15. 15.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    @sdhays:

    Hey! You do realize you’re mocking a man who just announced he has his own Substack?  //

  16. 16.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    @Kay: The kids are alright

  17. 17.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @Kay:

    He reminds me of that James O’Keeffe wannabe who used to hold “press conferences” outside his apartment that were always poorly attended.

  18. 18.

    Mike S (Now with a Democratic Congressperson!)

    March 14, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    Open thread: Any of you cat loving jackals with wood working equipment and woodworking skill who might like to build a cat playground on a wall. A youtube video by Frank Howarth, one of my favorite youtubers. Starring “his” cats Cinnamon and waffles. I find his videos incredibly relaxing and pleasant to watch. I love is videography especially the time-lapse sequences too.

    p.s. The roar by cinnamon or maybe waffles) is great!

    Enjoy

  19. 19.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    @debbie: The one with Elizabeth Warren’s hunky lover?

  20. 20.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @debbie:

    He started down this road fighting “cancel culture”. It’s the gateway drug. The next thing you know you’re “just asking” whether Hunter Biden and Epstein put biolabs in Ukraine.

    To go full circle they need a lab leak theory on the biolabs in Ukraine. I should suggest it. Tighten this story up a little.

  21. 21.

    Anne Laurie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I must be much older than I thought. I understand almost nothing about almost any of this.

    Probably not older, so much as ‘less dedicated to cherishing every grudge’, like yrs truly.

    Tracey is a bumbling, try-hard grifter.  During the Great Hildebeast Hunts of 2016, he had an ambition to be the next GlemmGreenwalt.  That culminated when he tried to intimidate Maxine Waters, and got told to talk to her hand.  Despite that fact that he was twice her size & half her age, he sent out a flurry of tweets about being assaulted!!! by nefarious Democratic insiders!!!

    The resulting social-media mockery will never be forgotten, least of all by Mr. Tracey.  But he gets enough funding from somewhere (pity clicks?  rich parents / sponsors?  Putin?) that he can afford to travel to Europe & tweet about how the presence of American soldiers on a Nato base indicates… well, it must be something terrible, amiright?  Big America military!  large trucks! soldiers in uniform!…  wake up, sheeple!

  22. 22.

    Josie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: He is a rather unpleasant young man who is connected to the young Turks, also rather unpleasant young men.  He calls himself an “independent” journalist, most probably because no one would hire him.  He had a run-in with Maxine Waters, during which she made him look like a fool.  You can probably find that by googling her name with his.

  23. 23.

    Marcin Peski

    March 14, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    Poles are passed off

    twitter.com/Exen/status/1503269256896684033?t=l6BinGA5Zd9ictsEwmffLw&s=19

  24. 24.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    @Mike S (Now with a Democratic Congressperson!): Very cool!

  25. 25.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    @Marcin Peski: He truly is a kretyn!

  26. 26.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    March 14, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    I can handle things I’m smart — not like everyone says — not dumb, smart and I want respect!

  27. 27.

    Anne Laurie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @debbie: He reminds me of that James O’Keeffe wannabe who used to hold “press conferences” outside his apartment that were always poorly attended.

    Oh, now you’ve hurt feelings on both of them.  Jacob Wohl, JokeOkeefe wannabe, is a Republican.   Tracey is a Leftist.

    And the Horseshoe is real!

  28. 28.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    @Kay:

    Tell them the files are located at the Four Seasons.

  29. 29.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    @Marcin Peski: Did he really help the Russians find their target? (my Polish is rudimentary)

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    March 14, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    Fools! The Butter Goblin will sauté your souls!

  31. 31.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    @debbie:

    The biolabs traffic started in English and then spread to Russian accounts. Originated with the US far Right.

  32. 32.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 14, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    @zhena gogolia: The Tweet is saying that somebody (presumably somebody else) helped the Russians find the target because of photos on the net.

  33. 33.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    LOL, they’re both so different, they’re the same!  ??‍♀️

  34. 34.

    JaySinWa

    March 14, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @sdhays: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_Ivy_(character)

    Ivy photos could be a big break in the case.

  35. 35.

    Another Scott

    March 14, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @Mike S (Now with a Democratic Congressperson!): Zooks!  That stuff is “easy” with the right tools, but c’mon man!  A CNC mill!!

    :-)

    Thanks.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  36. 36.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @Kay:

    I didn’t realize that; I thought the far right was fixated on Chinese biolabs, not American ones. These guys are dizzying.

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: So a different kretyn.

  38. 38.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 7:02 pm

    Michael Tracey and Will Stancil are in competition for Twitter’s “Most Dunked On” Award.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:04 pm

    Do other countries have this many clowns on the left?

  40. 40.

    Josie

    March 14, 2022 at 7:05 pm

    @debbie: The other grandmother, who is a very intelligent woman, told me some time ago that Fauci was connected to the Chinese labs that came up with the virus.  I left the room rather than engage with her on it.  It boggles the mind.

    ETA: I swear that they will believe anything that feeds their hate.  I don’t know how you unwind that kind of misinformation.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    that plays the Pink Panther theme

    I vote for Yakety Sax.

    // :)

  42. 42.

    Miss Bianca

    March 14, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    @Baud: God, I hope not. Although they seem to have just as many jokers on the right, sadly.

    ETA: Actually, I’m sort of rooting for some Polish authority or other to collar this doofus and throw his ass in jail. Let him have to get bailed out (or not) by the mean ol’ US government.

  43. 43.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @Josie:

    If he doesn’t retire soon, I hope Fauci buckles in for a very rough ride. Every RWNJ is bleating about prosecuting him. There are GOP ads here when he’s attained the “status” of Nancy Pelosi as Evil Incarnate.

  44. 44.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Yeah, the right is more complicated.  I think it depends on the country.

  45. 45.

    sdhays

    March 14, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @JaySinWa: My ivy is English, but once you connect it to Brexit and how it attacked my back yard while I neglected it, well it’s all pretty mysterious!

  46. 46.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @Geminid: Tracey is so easy to dunk on he brings out everyone’s inner Dr. J.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:10 pm

    @debbie:

    He should be honored. Those spots are usually reserved for tough Dem women.

  48. 48.

    Sure Lurkalot

    March 14, 2022 at 7:12 pm

    @Marcin Peski: Hopefully the Poles are pissed enough to arrest him for trespass or as a Russian spy

    ETA Miss Bianca and I having similar thoughts.

  49. 49.

    Roger Moore

    March 14, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    @Kay:

    Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I’m not 100% convinced that something first appearing in English is much evidence.  We know the Russians have a whole group who specialize in injecting stuff into foreign media.  It’s not too far fetched to think they plant crazy stuff in other countries and then repeat it once it gets broader circulation.

  50. 50.

    Wapiti

    March 14, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Yeah, broadcasting such information… Put him on the next plane to the US and don’t come back to the EU.

  51. 51.

    scav

    March 14, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Might just feed his delusions.  Swoop him up as a voyeur: “peeking while loitering” seems entirely appropriate.

  52. 52.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @Baud:

    Heh, maybe Maxine will give him a bit of coaching, even though some of the clips of Congressional hearings show he’s perfectly capable of giving far better than he gets.

  53. 53.

    jnfr

    March 14, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    He’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  54. 54.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    Michael Tracey, as my NCOs used to note, is fuckin’ civilian slime.

  55. 55.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    I just caught NBC nightly news on the biolabs story.  Very upfront that the story came from far right sites in the U.S., and even showed Tucker Carlson.

  56. 56.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    I did my own research and apparently impersonating a butter goblin is a serious offense in Poland. Up to 20 years. No prospect of parole. Every prospect of ridicule.

    What a doylem

  57. 57.

    NYCMT

    March 14, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    Oh, Michael Tracey is in Rzeczew? My grandmother’s hometown. Her cousin Monjo was a lawyer there, wann Franz Josef der Oesterreicher Kaiser war, and he defended Bloody Feliks Dzerzhinsky on a civil case about a missing crate of hooch in 1908.

    (The ones who got to Palestine lived, everybody else ended up in Belzec except for the three who covered their circumcisions and joined the communist underground)

  58. 58.

    Ken

    March 14, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    @debbie: He reminds me of that James O’Keeffe wannabe who used to hold “press conferences” outside his apartment that were always poorly attended.

    I thought that was James O’Keeffe.

    EDIT: Ah, now that I’ve read more comments, I see who you mean.

  59. 59.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    Putin signs law to allow online voting at elections across Russia

    What could possibly go wrong?

  60. 60.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    @Baud

    Except it’s not a story. It’s pernicious rumor mongering.

  61. 61.

    Baud

    March 14, 2022 at 7:25 pm

    @NotMax:

    The story is about the mongering.

  62. 62.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 7:27 pm

    @Baud: ​
     We’re well equipped with jokers on the right.

  63. 63.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    There should be WAV file that plays the Pink Panther theme song when you scroll through Michael Tracey’s twitter feed of “war reporting.”

    That’ll leave a burn.

  64. 64.

    trollhattan

    March 14, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    @NYCMT: defended Bloody Feliks Dzerzhinsky on a civil case about a missing crate of hooch in 1908.

    Now that’s gangster!

  65. 65.

    CliosFanBoy

    March 14, 2022 at 7:33 pm

    @NotMax: I vote for Yakety Sax.

     

    At least when Benny Hill played Yakety Sax there were pretty girls running around!

  66. 66.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 7:35 pm

    @Baud

    There’s more there in Oakland than in the malarkey puked up by addle-pated conspiracists.

    A terse “This is nonsense. Moving right along to real news…” would be preferable to granting it any further focus.

    ;)

  67. 67.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Well, it’s a little more than just ‘in English”.

    An American QANON account but that could also be Russian.

  68. 68.

    Starfish

    March 14, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    @Josie: The “Young Turks” are not “young.” They are old enough that they should know better.

     

    @Marcin Peski: This was the appropriate response to what Tracey was doing.

  69. 69.

    sdhays

    March 14, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    @Kalakal: I did my own research

    Chef’s kiss.

  70. 70.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 7:41 pm

    @debbie: The vile tribblehead has introduced legislation to abolish the post that Facci holds, for reasons.  That are all shit.

  71. 71.

    Spanky

    March 14, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Correct. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

  72. 72.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 14, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I know he claimed to have been assaulted by Maxine Waters. That’s about it.

    that’s all I can ever remember about him, but if he’s affiliated with the Young Turks, that tells me a lot

  73. 73.

    Roger Moore

    March 14, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @Kay:

    An American QANON account but that could also be Russian.

    This is exactly my point.  We know the Russians have fed right-wing conspiracy theories.  It’s not too outlandish to think they did it in this case.  If I wanted plausible deniability for something like this, that’s the kind of thing I would do.  Of course I could always just tell Tucker Carlson to put it on his show…

  74. 74.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    There is a multistate manhunt going on. WTOP radio (Washington DC) just reported on a joint news conference by DC Mayor Muriel Bowser and New York Mayor Eric Adams. Surveilance video indicates that the same man shot five homeless people in the two cities, killing two.

    The mayors told citizens to be on the lookout, and called for the shooter to turn himself in. WTOP posted pictures of the suspect on their website.

  75. 75.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 7:47 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Er Fauci, didn’t get back to it in time.

  76. 76.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @Geminid:

    Surveilance video indicates that the same man shot five homeless people in the two cities, killing two.

    I saw this news. Terrible.

    I recall some similar incidents a couple of years ago. Attacking homeless people.

    Damn.

  77. 77.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 7:51 pm

    @Roger Moore: At this point the Russians may not actually have to tell people what to say. They’ve already trained a generation of “contrarians.”

    These people are like trained seals. They know when to bark and when not to bark, what balls to spin and how to spin them.

  78. 78.

    jnfr

    March 14, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    @Ken:

    At least Wohl gave us Elizabeth Warren’s hot Marine.

  79. 79.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 14, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    @Geminid: Reminds me of an old joke: an American dog, a Polish dog and a Russian dog; American dog says “when I bark, they give me a piece of meat”; Polish dog says “what is meat?”; Russian dog says “what is bark?”

  80. 80.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 14, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    I’m using Butter Goblin, I immediately thought of Paula Deen.

  81. 81.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: And that’s worse than being a leg.

  82. 82.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    The vile tribblehead has introduced legislation to abolish the post that Fauci holds, for reasons.

    Real patree-otic Murricans don’t need nobody telling them to wear masks. Hell, Ima shoot a virus comin at me. Throw some bleach on it, like the Bible say,

    Pathetic. They want to force us all into their death cult.

  83. 83.

    delk

    March 14, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    Betty needs to carve a butter goblin!

  84. 84.

    Ksmiami

    March 14, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    Maybe it’s just me but I’m way past ready for Manchin to die in a fire. Leave asshole we r sick of your shit

  85. 85.

    billcinsd

    March 14, 2022 at 8:03 pm

    @Baud: Tracey isn’t on the left, no matter what he or Anne Laurie think

  86. 86.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    @jnfr: I liked Elizabeth Warren’s response to Jacob Wohl’s whopper. She referenced her undergraduate years at the University of Houston and tweeted “Go Cougars!”

  87. 87.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    @Ksmiami: The catch of course is that WV has a Rethug governor should Manchin be involved in some flaming building.  Same is true of Sinema.

  88. 88.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est

    tribblehead

    Nice one

  89. 89.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: As a proud person who feels no compulsion to launch myself out of a perfectly safe in flight airframe, I appreciate that!

  90. 90.

    Ksmiami

    March 14, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I know but there’s only so much of his bs the party and the President should take.

  91. 91.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    If anything, Mr. R goes too easy on her/them.

    Still, enjoy it for what it is.

  92. 92.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 8:25 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    And I believe Tribble will be partnering with Ohio Senatorial candidate Mike Gibbons (“I’m Trump tough”) to prosecute and remove Dr. Fauci.

  93. 93.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 8:25 pm

     

    @billcinsd: Labels like “Left” or “Right” are inherently crude and arbitrary. A one dimensional “left/right” axis does not adequently describe an individual’s political stance. Another axis, say “contrarian”/”conventional,” or “populist”/”establishment” might place Tracey on the the “contrarian” or “populist” side of the left.

    And “populist” itself is misleading, at least as applied to the Left. While they may claim to speak for “the People,” these folks are actually not very numerous. The radical, populist strain on the Right seems pretty strong though.

  94. 94.

    Josie

    March 14, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    @Geminid: ​ Or, we could just cut to the chase and use “asshole” and “not an asshole.”​
     
    ETA: I hate that they are helping me to become a hateful person. I have always been able to keep my temper, but am having a hard time with it lately.

  95. 95.

    cain

    March 14, 2022 at 8:35 pm

    @scav: the best part will be him whining about press freedom and freedom of speech.

  96. 96.

    cain

    March 14, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    Wasn’t there a Michael Tracey journalist that was embedded with troops in Iraq and who ended up being killed in some bomb or something?​
     
    ETA that was Michael Kelly

  97. 97.

    cain

    March 14, 2022 at 8:42 pm

    Deleted

  98. 98.

    Martin

    March 14, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    Oh, CNN confirming that Russia did ask China for MREs. Raised in previous thread.

    Sounds like China feels they are caught in an unwinnable spot. (they are)

  99. 99.

    jnfr

    March 14, 2022 at 8:45 pm

    @Geminid:

    She is always so sharp. I’m a huge Warren fan.

  100. 100.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 8:48 pm

    @Martin:

    It was all over Twitter that the MREs Russia distributed had expired in 2012. Can you imagine???

  101. 101.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 8:49 pm

    @Martin

    There must be something Chinese as unpalatable to the non-native as Japanese natto.

    ;)

  102. 102.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    @debbie

    One can find on YouTube videos of people today opening and even consuming WW2 C and K rations.

  103. 103.

    raven

    March 14, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    We just watched “Belfast” and I didn’t realize it had so much Van Morrison music in it and it ruined the movie for me.

  104. 104.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    @NotMax:

    Ick.

  105. 105.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 9:02 pm

    @NotMax: Nice to see him again.

  106. 106.

    CROAKER

    March 14, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    on jest kutasem tracey

  107. 107.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    @raven:

    Thanks for the warning. Not a fan.

  108. 108.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 9:09 pm

    @Geminid: And I’ll make this facile generalization about “populists” Right and Left: while these politicians all proclaim their love for and solidarity with”The People,” a closer look reveals that many of them do not really like actual people.

  109. 109.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 14, 2022 at 9:10 pm

    @Martin: Delicious in that MRE thing is that the person primarily responsible for producing Russia’s MRE’s is the guy known as “Putin’s chef,”  Yevgeny Prigozhin. So much was skimmed off in those contracts that the army has no food.

  110. 110.

    Almost Retired

    March 14, 2022 at 9:11 pm

    Sort of on topic, but when I was a callow young law student, I interned at the Legal Aid Foundation of Los Angeles.  And Maxine Waters was the assemblywoman (pre-Congress) for most of the South LA neighborhood we served.

    My boss told me that when we couldn’t solve a problem legally, just call Maxine Waters’ office, and her constituent services team will handle it.  And they always did, without ever asking if the client in question was actually in her district.  She got personally involved in some of the individual constituent issues we brought to her office, and we consistently got results from her for our most vulnerable clients.

    In my book, she’s a saint.

  111. 111.

    Martin

    March 14, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yep. Easy to steal and sell. Big market for them. Can find them all over EBay.

  112. 112.

    Iron City

    March 14, 2022 at 9:20 pm

    @Baud: Just like the jokers on the right

  113. 113.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 9:24 pm

     

    @Josie: There’s something about these attacks from putative “allies” like Tracey and Stancil that makes them especially galling. There is a bad enough enemy in front of us without having to deal the rocks being thrown from behind. I’m not as concerned now about clowns like Tracey as  as I used to be, though, maybe because I see such fierce pushback from committed Democrats.

    These assholes can still be galling, though.

  114. 114.

    Kay

    March 14, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    On Wednesday, Tucker Carlson led his show claiming the “Biden administration was funding secret biolabs in Ukraine.”

    How did “the Biden Administration” get the secret biolabs up and running so fast? The moment they came into office they said “first thing-secret biolabs in Ukraine”?
    They can’t even give this theory any kind of reasonable timeline because then it would have to be “the Trump Administration” and we can’t have that!

  115. 115.

    zhena gogolia

    March 14, 2022 at 9:31 pm

    @Kay: Carlson should be in prison.

  116. 116.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 14, 2022 at 9:31 pm

    OT I am getting some fudenosuke calligraphy pens, they will be here tomorrow.

  117. 117.

    RaflW

    March 14, 2022 at 9:33 pm

    @JamesSurowiecki
    Setting aside that the trucks outside the hangar are not US trucks, it is not a secret that the US is providing military aid to Ukraine. Is the argument really that the military should be telling Tracey exactly how that aid is getting to Ukraine? Seems like a bad idea.

    Emphasis added, because m-tray is emp-tay.

  118. 118.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 9:37 pm

    @Kay: Makes you wonder just what it was on Hunter Biden’s laptop that “they” wouldn’t let us see!

  119. 119.

    bjacques

    March 14, 2022 at 9:38 pm

    @debbie: It’s not that Russian MREs go bad—they just tend to have evaporated by their expiration date, if not before.

  120. 120.

    Bupalos

    March 14, 2022 at 9:42 pm

    @Kalakal: if tracey isnt henceforth known as “Butter Goblin” then I really have no use for this world.

  121. 121.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 9:43 pm

    @raven: I realize that Van has become a querulous jerk, but why did his music ruin the movie for you?

  122. 122.

    trnc

    March 14, 2022 at 9:44 pm

    @Kay: ​
     

    Good tracking of the origin of the biolabs theory:

    Ben Collins
    @oneunderscore__
    After failing for two full weeks, Russian propaganda finally had its line that resonated with the global far-right:
    The reason they invaded is now the biolabs, despite not mentioning that before invading.

    I knew it would be tied back around to Fauci and “the lab leak theory”- just a natural fit.

    Obviously, everyone knows that the best way to secure biological weapons labs is to bomb indiscriminately.

  123. 123.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 9:45 pm

    @debbie: Despite his current drivel, I very much love adve respect his early music.

  124. 124.

    raven

    March 14, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    @HinTN: Because, like Clapton, fuck him.

  125. 125.

    NotMax

    March 14, 2022 at 9:51 pm

    @bjacques

    “Vhat in dhe name ov Tolstoy iz dhis? ‘Diet wodka?'”

    :)

  126. 126.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 9:52 pm

    @raven: Yeah, I get that both of them (and a shit ton more) are crappy people. Both created great music, as have artists who were real shits created great art. Sorry it biased your appreciation.

  127. 127.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 9:54 pm

    @HinTN:

    I had a roommate who fell asleep every night listening to Moondance. Every frickin’ night. I just cannot abide any song on that album.

  128. 128.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 14, 2022 at 9:54 pm

    @debbie: It was all over Twitter that the MREs Russia distributed had expired in 2012. Can you imagine???

    Could be woise. Consolidating the basement pantry last year I found an unopened jar of “simply” peanut butter with a best-by date in Dubya’s second term. Proved to be quite edible, rather tasty in fact. Versus a much more recently expired jar “augmented” with omega-3, which oil had gone quite rancid (phew).

    My utterly uninformed conjecture is that sometime around 2014 the Oily Garchs who were selling off MREskies en masse from the army depots adopted a first-in-first-out system; what was even then too ancient to fetch a worthwhile price was left in place as visual deception that the stocks were sufficient. Think of it as Ration Maskirova.

  129. 129.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    @Geminid: Anyway, if Bill Gates and the Freemasons could engineer a worldwide “Plandemic,”  setting up a few biolabs in Ukraine would be child’s play for them.

  130. 130.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    @debbie: Astral Weeks and St Dominic’s Preview should not have that baggage. Try them.

  131. 131.

    frosty

    March 14, 2022 at 9:58 pm

    @HinTN: I’m the opposite. Didn’t much like his music even before the current drivel. Everybody’s tastes are different.

  132. 132.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 9:58 pm

    @Geminid:

    Any thoughts as to why so many millions of people in the world have lost their minds?

  133. 133.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 9:59 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    Ration Maskirova

    ? ? ? ?

  134. 134.

    Calouste

    March 14, 2022 at 10:01 pm

    @Martin: Putin to Xi: you fucked up, you trusted us.

  135. 135.

    HinTN

    March 14, 2022 at 10:02 pm

    @frosty: Completely agree, to each their own! I just happened to really like the early work. Maybe it was the orange sunshine…

  136. 136.

    Ruckus

    March 14, 2022 at 10:03 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    @Josie:

    I’ve heard Maxine Waters speak (once when she didn’t know the public address mic was on). She is entirely, completely, absolutely out of fucks to give, especially about little smart ass, know nothing gnats. Which I admire in a public official, especially one on her side of the aisle.

  137. 137.

    dexwood

    March 14, 2022 at 10:04 pm

    @raven: 1974,  a Van Morrison concert I had been really looking forward to. He takes the stage with his band and they do a brief, lively set. The band left the stage, Van picks up an acoustic guitar, sits on a stool for a mellow set. All well and good until a drunk asshole on the floor, center stage, starts yelling “this is boring, rock and roll, man”! Van, after a few minutes, stood up, clutched the mike, said, “I’m the artist. I play what I want. This show is over”. He walked off the stage and that was it after about 20 minutes. I said fuck him then, his music was dead to me. I’m not one who holds a grudge, but fuck him, a venue full of people was cheated because of two assholes, the drunk and Morrison.

  138. 138.

    RaflW

    March 14, 2022 at 10:04 pm

    BTW oil prices sagged to around $97 a BBL in aftermarket trading this evening. Wanna bet the TV stations won’t air a single ‘live on the spot’ segment on gas prices starting to fall?

    Anyway, thanks Joe Biden!

  139. 139.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 10:05 pm

    @HinTN: I too love his early stuff. Clapton’s early stuff even more, the Beano album, Layla and I absolutely, utterly and totally loved Cream. In both cases I think practically everything they’ve recorded in the last 35 years is boring. As for the crap they speak…

  140. 140.

    Ruckus

    March 14, 2022 at 10:06 pm

    @Geminid:

    They like followers and people who vote for them. When they are absolutely following and actually voting for them. And that is the sum total amount of like and sum total of time they have for other individuals.

  141. 141.

    RaflW

    March 14, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    @Kay: Deep State! mumble … cough … Fauci did it.
    As fiercely dumb as it all is, the propaganda value/damage is clear since Russia and China are running with it.

  142. 142.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 10:11 pm

    @debbie: I can relate to that. When I was a student I worked in a pub, you could guarantee every night there were 3 songs that would be played at least 5 times each on the jukebox. To this day I cannot listen to All right now, Vienna, and most absolutely, totally, utterly not a single note of Freebird

  143. 143.

    Mike S (Now with a Democratic Congressperson!)

    March 14, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    @RaflW: Gas prices will fall slowly (if at all) while the oil Cos. take profits and know the media will happily blame Biden and the other dems.

  144. 144.

    RaflW

    March 14, 2022 at 10:16 pm

    Mindy Finn, the 2016 vanity Don Quixote candidate for VP and putative conservative tried to waive off Tulsa Gabardine as a ‘useful idiot’ this evening. I decided I was having none of it. To her credit, she did engage.

    @mindyfinn
    Replying to @Snowman55403
    She may have, and others have cooperated with eyes wide open, but many others have been clueless stooges.

    I have less than zero patience for the clueless stooge argument. Run of the mill morons retweeting Tuck’s Medicated Pad bleatings, okay. Though I’d still say they’re willing stooges.
    But anyone who rises to the level of doing a TV hit or having a blue checkmark? Knowing tools of the Russians.

  145. 145.

    Wapiti

    March 14, 2022 at 10:17 pm

    @debbie: When I was in the US Army (out in 2003), we sometimes had MREs that were past the original expiry. But they were stored in refrigerated warehouses and the Army veterinarians include food inspectors to check that there’s no risk.

    At the end of the Soviet era I remember a news story of someone arrested for selling 40 year old canned beef from Argentina. Gag.

  146. 146.

    Ruckus

    March 14, 2022 at 10:19 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    He should be in some out of the way, backwater, 2 foot thick walls, 20 ft high ceilings, hay mattress on the floor jail, one hole in the floor facility in the next building, being served every meal like the midrats we were served when I was transit barracks master at arms in Long Beach – a tiny sour apple, a single slice crappy american cheese sandwich on crappy white bread/no spread, and only let out of the cell for 15 minutes at 11:45pm to use the facilities (locked at 10pm-8am), with The Rhythmettes playing on the speakers for 10 minutes every 30 minutes per day – at level 8. His sentence is 20 yrs long. I give him 3 days before he confesses all his sins and another 3 days to confess all the sins of everyone he’s ever met, which gets him doodly squat.

  147. 147.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 10:21 pm

    @Kalakal:

    Freebird!  ?

  148. 148.

    dexwood

    March 14, 2022 at 10:21 pm

    @debbie: I hear you. My roommate through most of ’75 played Jackson Browne and Gorden Lightfoot, for months, every morning before going to work. Holy shit, nothing against either artist, but damn, enough was enough. If you could read my mind I wouldn’t need to tell you how much I grew to dislike their albums at the time. Really, I disliked the roommate and kicked him out for a variety of reasons since the lease was in my name.

  149. 149.

    Ogliberal

    March 14, 2022 at 10:25 pm

    @Starfish: Some questions:

    1) Were the actual Young Turks that young?

    2) Why did this modern day media group call themselves Young Turks?

    3) Why did Rod Stewart have a song titled “Young Turks”?

  150. 150.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 10:25 pm

    @debbie: I hate that song with the heat of a 1,000 suns

  151. 151.

    Wapiti

    March 14, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Sounds like an exit ramp opportunity for Putin.

    “Terrible consequence of corruption; we cannot feed our army. Traitors who sold rations have been shot, but our protection of pro-Russian Ukrainians has failed because of these men.”

  152. 152.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 14, 2022 at 10:29 pm

    @debbie:  @Kalakal: Heh. A few years ago while driving I was surprised to find myself singing along to Freebird after a twenty or twenty-five year boycott.

  153. 153.

    Kalakal

    March 14, 2022 at 10:29 pm

    @Ogliberal:

    here’s some of the original youngsters

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jon-turkler-1.jpg

  154. 154.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 10:36 pm

    @debbie: The more I hear the two songs, the more I think that Van Morrison based the song “Moondance” on Cole Porter’s “You’d be so Nice to Come Home to.” Morrison might not have plagiarised Porter’s song but he came close.

  155. 155.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2022 at 10:40 pm

    @Geminid: ​
     After all, they made Steve Gutenberg a star! Nothing is beyond their sinister abilities!

  156. 156.

    debbie

    March 14, 2022 at 10:41 pm

    @Geminid:

    I wouldn’t put that past him.

  157. 157.

    opiejeanne

    March 14, 2022 at 10:49 pm

    @Kay: Simple: Biden used Obama’s Time Machine.

  158. 158.

    JAFD

    March 14, 2022 at 11:17 pm

    @Geminid:

     The folk who put together DW-NOMINATE might disagree with you.
    Note to Not Max – Ate some 12-year old MREs once (Friend brought back ‘souveniers’ from The Sandbox, passed couple on to me, kept them ‘for crisis’. Crisis finally came.
    Tasted pretty good, although: Dye in maraschino cherries had turned all the fruit cocktail to reddish-brown, and, Cheese in the ‘pasta in cheese sauce’ had aged into REALLY SHARP SHARP CHEESE
    Note that MREs meant to keep you going if you’re lugging a machine gun up hills of Afghanistan. Lotta calories for us civilians.

  159. 159.

    Geminid

    March 14, 2022 at 11:23 pm

    @debbie: I don’t know why there are so many nuts out there. There sure are a lot of them.

    I got that line about Bill Gates and the Freemasons from a Jerusalem Post article last year. They in turn were passing on a report from Israel Hayom about a local anti-vaccer rabbi. He claimed that Covid-19 resulted from a plot by a “global malicious government” run by people like the Freemasons and Bill Gates. He also warned followers that the vaccine “can make them gay.”

    So…

             Israel Hayom reached out to the LGBTQ advocacy group Havruta for a statement on the rabbi’s comments.[Havruta] said it was “currently gearing up to welcome our impending new members.”

    Jerusalem Post January 16 2021.

  160. 160.

    eddie blake

    March 14, 2022 at 11:35 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:  those were the stonecutters.

  161. 161.

    dilbert dogbert

    March 15, 2022 at 12:16 am

    Since day one in Ukraine I have been watching Flightradar to see what military aircraft have been flying around the Poland, Slovak, Hungary and Romain eastern borders.    Tankers, Intel planes, Blackhawks and even Global Hawks doing their thing.  What the tankers are refueling is not shown.  I also see what are identified as private helicopter tracks that look like they may be flying folks out of western Ukraine.  Not very secret.

  162. 162.

    Marcin Peski

    March 15, 2022 at 4:30 am

    @zhena gogolia: Exen is a former military translator, i think from Iraq, not current military guy. People are saying that locations of military bases are known. At the same time, taking pictures of military bases during war is not a good idea. I heard that the attack on Yavoriv was blamed, at least partially, on some hig Ukraine official who visited the base and got so excited over foreign volunteers that he posted few photos.

  163. 163.

    matt

    March 15, 2022 at 6:07 am

    All these scummy people popping up to support mass murdering Vladimir Putin. Poland should put Tracey up against a wall and shoot him.

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