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Tuesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 22, 20229:22 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Russia, Supreme Court

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drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk” pic.twitter.com/ldNEf4oZS3

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) March 19, 2022

Bring out the fainting couches!

#Russia foreign ministry says it has handed a note of protest to the US ambassador that @POTUS comments calling Putin a war criminal are "unacceptable" and Moscow's ties with Washington are on the verge of being severed.

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) March 21, 2022

Although of course the origin of this framing comes from the NYT, naturally. https://t.co/7T5l903BBo

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) March 20, 2022

Our collection of quotes from the pro-Putin wing of the GOP was featured on the @11thHour. Check it out to hear them in their own words. pic.twitter.com/Op8PPWYCh4

— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) March 21, 2022

Ted Cruz claimed to have spent his vacation ‘monitoring the weather in Texas’. From a getaway in Montana, apparently:

Ted Cruz Misses Flight at Montana Airport, Security Called After He Gets Unruly: Reports https://t.co/vCrhVHVgTA

— People (@people) March 22, 2022


Should’ve kept his well-nourished arse away from the confirmation hearing…

Analysis: Ted Cruz told Ketanji Brown Jackson that Bushrod Washington was not “controversial.” He was a slaveholder. https://t.co/40N14G1WDh

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 22, 2022

“We’re not racists, people! We just play racists on the teevee, cuz our voters like that stuff!

Opinion by Dana Milbank: Republicans convene the Ketanji Brown Jackson auto-da-fé https://t.co/a0fAqz915g

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 22, 2022

… Well, ‘cept for Miz Blackburn. She’s so racist, she may single-handedly manage to revive the antebellum ‘Sarah and Hagar‘ libel.

Blackburn: Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate CRT into our legal system? pic.twitter.com/V0x3xd8EEr

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 21, 2022

Democrats defended U.S. Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson while Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn asked her if she has a hidden agenda that favors criminals https://t.co/7xqHjrrolt pic.twitter.com/mghhUaUZsA

— Reuters (@Reuters) March 22, 2022

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  1. 1.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 9:26 am

    Not confirmation hearings, but I note that the Ukrainian railroad company states it has managed to evacuate nearly 1,000 people from Mariupol overnight/this morning, and they are on their way to Lviv. Ukraine’s Channel 5 is reporting that there will also be three “humanitarian corridors” today, March 22.

    Let us hope.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 9:26 am

    if she has a hidden agenda that favors criminals

    You would think Republicans would support such an agenda given their nature.

  3. 3.

    germy

    March 22, 2022 at 9:30 am

    Me: Marsha Blackburn is a walking Fox News talking point with unkempt hair.

    @Hegemommy: like if a box of wine were on the judiciary committee

  4. 4.

    sdhays

    March 22, 2022 at 9:33 am

    @Baud: They expect her to say no. If she said, “Actually, I do”, they’d say, “Wait, really? Maybe we’ve judged you too hastily. Tell us more!”

  5. 5.

    MJS

    March 22, 2022 at 9:36 am

    I don’t believe Ted Cruz became “unruly” because there is no accompanying report of Ted Cruz getting his ass beat. I believe every man, woman and child in this country would take the opportunity of Ted getting “unruly” to justifiably beat him to a pulp.

  6. 6.

    Tony Jay

    March 22, 2022 at 9:37 am

    Blackburn – “Is it your personal hidden agenda to incorporate CRT into our legal system?”

    Black Lady – “I don’t know how to answer that without permanently lowering my IQ.”

    Blackburn – “It’s not a difficult question.” (smirks)

    Black Lady – “I wouldn’t imagine it would be for you, Senator.”

    Blackburn – “That’s very kind of you to… to, uh… hem-hem.” (stops smirking)

  7. 7.

    Betty Cracker

    March 22, 2022 at 9:39 am

    There’s a confirmation hearings livestream downstairs if anyone’s interested.

  8. 8.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    March 22, 2022 at 9:40 am

    Biden is obviously trying to cancel Putin. This cannot stand

  9. 9.

    Old School

    March 22, 2022 at 9:42 am

    Wouldn’t Dolly have been more likely to say, “I told you to wait in the truck.”?

  10. 10.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 9:43 am

    Ted Cruz claimed to have spent his vacation ‘monitoring the weather in Texas’. From a getaway in Montana, apparently:

    Probably was up there hobnobbing with all the dental floss tycoons.

  11. 11.

    germy

    March 22, 2022 at 9:44 am

    @MJS:

    footage from Inside Edition

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYsrf3yHYXw

    “He wouldn’t calm down.  He kept asking ‘do you know who I am?'”

    youtube viewer comment:

    Cruz: “Do you know who I am?”
    Airline Employee: “My apologies.” books him on next flight back to Cancun

  12. 12.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 9:45 am

    @Betty Cracker: I figure a lot of Republicans will say a lot of stupid shit and ask abominable and repulsive questions, and after enduring however many days of that, she’ll get confirmed.

    I think I’ll go get some work done.  Still another 21 months of this job!

  13. 13.

    Raoul Paste

    March 22, 2022 at 9:46 am

    Yesterday I read Blackburn‘s remarks, and it was such a  baseless non-stop smear that I had to go take  a walk.  Despicable

  14. 14.

    BC in Illinois

    March 22, 2022 at 9:46 am

    On a Ukraine-related topic — actually the topic of indiscriminate war crimes and the soldiers who carry them out:

    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in The Mortal Danger (1980, p67), talked of

    “. . . the young Soviet soldiers who refused to fire upon insurgents – in Berlin, in Budapest, or in Afghanistan – and who were summarily executed (as they knew they would be!).”

    Now, his point was related to the controversies of that time, which I’m not going into here. I simply want to know more about the incidents he describes.

    He’s describing the rightful refusal to obey a wrongful order.

    No country has a deep tradition of refusal-to-obey. We say that we want that kind of refusal to happen; civilization sometimes depends on that kind of refusal to obey. Where can I find more details of times it actually happened?

    Anyone?

  15. 15.

    matt

    March 22, 2022 at 9:47 am

    @lowtechcyclist: That’s as bad as some of the stuff I hear in daily stand ups.

  16. 16.

    Tony Jay

    March 22, 2022 at 9:47 am

    Serious question. Has John de Lancie ever been chased through the streets of downtown Austin by a howling mob of well-informed citizens and wondered what the hell it is he keeps on doing to piss people off in this goddamned city?

  17. 17.

    Another Scott

    March 22, 2022 at 9:47 am

    @Betty Cracker:  ?

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  18. 18.

    Bill K

    March 22, 2022 at 9:48 am

    Bushrod Washington?  How does Cruz even know who that is and why is it relevant to the hearing?  WaPo has a paywall.

  19. 19.

    Raoul Paste

    March 22, 2022 at 9:48 am

    @lowtechcyclist: “ raising my lonely dental floss…”

  20. 20.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 9:49 am

    @matt: Damn, I was aiming for ‘worse.’

  21. 21.

    Another Scott

    March 22, 2022 at 9:50 am

    @Bill K:

    BypassPaywalls Chrome Extension seems to work very well.

    [eta:] Use it with the CookieRemover extension pointed to at the same location.

    [eta:] Neither seem to be working to remove the “signup” overlay in this case.  Sorry.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  22. 22.

    NeenerNeener

    March 22, 2022 at 9:51 am

    @Tony Jay: He has completely gray hair now (at least on Star Trek: Picard) so the resemblance is less pronounced.

  23. 23.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 9:52 am

    @Raoul Paste: Mentioned “Montana” to my dentist the other day; she wasn’t familiar with it.  I told her that it was her professional responsibility to know about it – after all, how many songs are there about dental floss?

  24. 24.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 9:58 am

    @lowtechcyclist: See, this is why B-J is an almost-top-10,000 blog.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    I guess I’m boycotting flossing.

  26. 26.

    rikyrah

    March 22, 2022 at 10:00 am

    Good Morning Everyone ???

  27. 27.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 10:00 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  28. 28.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 10:02 am

    @Baud: Well, my friend, a dentist (not *my* dentist) says: you only need to floss the teeth you want to keep.

  29. 29.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 22, 2022 at 10:06 am

    @Tony Jay: They don’t have Desmond Llewelyn to kick around any more.

  30. 30.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 10:10 am

    Got some questions:

    1. Kirill has gone from being the voice of affiliated religious lunacy to being an active participant in this thing, as far as I’m concerned. What should a war crimes tribunal do with him?

    2. Assuming that Putin and his top tier commanders are held to account for war crimes, is there not a danger to leaving them alive?

    3. Given what we know about Russian war planning, shouldn’t the entire edifice of their war planning/staff college system be razed to the ground and a new one started from scratch? It appears to me that the basic rules taught are “throw what you have at the enemy. If that fails, take reprisals against the softer civilian population to break down the will to resist. Relocate civilian populations to points behind our lines for punishment and/or correction. Don’t let them communicate about their condition. Exterminate their animals.”

    4. Why are tankies so enamored of long power strongmen?

  31. 31.

    Anne Laurie

    March 22, 2022 at 10:12 am

    @Bill K: It’s a typically too-clever-by-half Cruz dogwhistle:

    … Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) began his speech with an attempt to give Jackson, who if confirmed would be the first Black woman on the court, a history lesson.

    “Supreme Court confirmations weren’t always controversial,” Cruz said. “In fact, Bushrod Washington, when nominated to the Supreme Court in 1798, was confirmed the very next day.”

    It is true that Bushrod Washington — a favorite nephew of George Washington who had never served as a judge before — was officially nominated to the Supreme Court on Dec. 19, 1798, and confirmed the next day by voice vote in the Senate. However, he had already been serving on the court since Nov. 9 via recess appointment from President John Adams. (Ten justices have been recess appointed, the last coming during the Eisenhower administration.)

    It is also true that Washington was an enslaver. If Cruz was merely looking for an example of a nominee who was quickly confirmed, there have been about 10 nominees confirmed the same day they were nominated and at least another dozen confirmedin only one day, just like Washington, according to Senate records. Washington was neither the first nor the last to be confirmed that quickly…

    Washington served on the court for more than 31 years, longer than any of the current justices. And in those 31 years, he was definitely controversial, largely because of his actions as an enslaver…

    See how clever & scholarly I am — giving this would-be Supreme Court Judge a history lesson, about — harharhar — a guy who might’ve kept her relatives as slaves! Am I the smartest little boy in the local MENSA chapter, or what?

  32. 32.

    debbie

    March 22, 2022 at 10:12 am

    @Tony Jay:

    Nice!

  33. 33.

    Tony Jay

    March 22, 2022 at 10:13 am

    @NeenerNeener:

    True, true. It’s a pity Gary Shandling played a fictionalised version of Canada’s Secret Shame in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and so has first dibs, or De Lancie could have applied the ‘Just For Men’ and had a starring role in ‘Wrapped in a Flag…”, the planned 2025 HBO series about the rise and fall of the modern Republican Party.

    Yes, I made that up. But someone should really look into doing something like that.

  34. 34.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 10:14 am

    @Anne Laurie: So is Cruz arguing that Judge Jackson should be confirmed today? I don’t get it. But then again, I didn’t go to a top-tier Ivy.

  35. 35.

    Anne Laurie

    March 22, 2022 at 10:18 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Cruz is ‘suggesting’ that if Judge Brown Jackson wanted to be appointed ‘uncontroversially’ — without being gummed around the ankles by cheapjack humanoids like Ted Cruz — she should’ve had the good sense to be born White.  And, preferably, male.

  36. 36.

    Tony Jay

    March 22, 2022 at 10:18 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I’d like to think there’s a hell of a backstory to this that I just don’t know about. In fact, I’m happy just imagining what it could be

    ETA

    Q! Q!!! I got it!

  37. 37.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 10:21 am

    @Gin & Tonic: And I’m doing my best to make sure we stay on the ‘almost’ side of that line. ;^)

  38. 38.

    HinTN

    March 22, 2022 at 10:21 am

    @germy:

    like if a box of wine were on the judiciary committee

    Gives her far too much credit. Some people like a box of wine.

  39. 39.

    RSA

    March 22, 2022 at 10:23 am

    The Texas senator, 51, reportedly got into an altercation with airline personnel, resulting in the intervention of airport security

    Guaranteed that some version of “Do you know who I am?” was expressed at some point.

  40. 40.

    HinTN

    March 22, 2022 at 10:23 am

    @lowtechcyclist: He’d break the pygmy pony right down flat.

  41. 41.

    Sloane Ranger

    March 22, 2022 at 10:25 am

    I know from previous comments that some posters here are fans of Time Team, which was cancelled about10 years ago and thought they might like to know that it’s back.

    The Team has crowd funded the money to produce new episodes from fans through YouTube and Patreon and put out its first 3 episodes over the weekend. Unfortunately, there’s no Tony Robinson or Phil Harding but most of the fan favourites are back, including John Gater and Stewart Ainsworth.

    Links to the episodes here.

    Episode 1

    https://youtu.be/j8_sbq37AUs

    Episode 2

    https://youtu.be/WEiOj-ZufaQ

    Episode 3

    https://youtu.be/fXeuNTEfO4s

  42. 42.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 22, 2022 at 10:28 am

    @HinTN: And (with any luck) stick himself in the ass with those zircon-encrusted tweezers.

  43. 43.

    Geminid

    March 22, 2022 at 10:31 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Tankies are oppositional in their political analysis: “if Democrats are doing it, it’s WRONG and we must support the other side. And we don’t have brunch!”

  44. 44.

    Kalakal

    March 22, 2022 at 10:36 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    Why are tankies so enamored of long power strongmen?

    They are absolutely convinced they are right and that anyone who disagrees is either a knave or a fool ( or both), there is absolutely no possibility of error on their part. Therefore it is their moral duty to bring the unfortunate unbelievers to the promised land even by force. The ends justify the means no matter how much it hurts them personally, they are suffering for us all.

    They’re sociopathic fucks who get a kick out of violence which they see as a just punishment for the enemies of their idea of the greater good.

    There’s a very old English joke about Tankies

    Speaker: “Comrades! Come the the revolution, everyone will eat peaches and cream!

    Timid voice from crowd “But comrade, I don’t like peaches and cream”

    Speaker (glares) “Come the revolution, everyone will eat peaches  and cream and bloody well like it!”

  45. 45.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 10:38 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    Why are tankies so enamored of long power strongmen?

    They like their MAGA brethren seeks easy answers to difficult problems. They subscribe to the Great Man theory of politics. Hence the love for Magic Grandpa or Putin. Besides several tankie man children do this as a rebellion against their parents politics.  Its like cool you know, preaching revolution on their iphones.

  46. 46.

    grubert

    March 22, 2022 at 10:38 am

    First heard that Dolly Parton line “thought I told you to wait in the trunk!”  from Homer and Jethro on “Live at the Country Club”

    Ah, the classics!

  47. 47.

    Central Planning

    March 22, 2022 at 10:43 am

    @Baud:

    if she has a hidden agenda that favors criminals

    In her interviews with republicans, it would be funny if she lied and said “Only the white-collar ones.” She would get a thumbs up from all of them.

  48. 48.

    Jeffro

    March 22, 2022 at 10:44 am

    It still blows my mind that Ted Cruz – Ted freakin’ Cruz – came in 2nd in the 2016 GQP primaries!

    Republicans, your problems are way, waaay bigger than trumpov and trumpism. Demand better representation!

  49. 49.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 10:44 am

    OT: Does anyone have a Roomba or any other robot vac? How well do they work? I am thinking of getting one. Suggestions appreciated. Looking for something that is effective and robust and can be repaired if needed.
    Thanks.

  50. 50.

    debbie

    March 22, 2022 at 10:48 am

    Jesus, get over it, Lindsay.

  51. 51.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 10:49 am

    @RSA:

    The good part about TSA assholes and airline counter and/or gate personnel that are in love with their authority is that they haven’t any self awareness about when to hit the “off” switch. They dig in no matter what, which makes the Clash of the Petty Assholes that much funnier when they run up against a Ted Cruz.

  52. 52.

    Lyrebird

    March 22, 2022 at 10:50 am

    @Old School: I’m sure that is what she said.

    She is so amazing.

  53. 53.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 10:50 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Roborock S6, bought from Amazon. Love the thing. It picks up everything quite well, is super durable.

  54. 54.

    prostratedragon

    March 22, 2022 at 10:51 am

    @Another Scott:  zinc some cases noscript extension helps. Turn off scripts from the site. I can read WaPo, NYT, and some others that way, though not FT or WSj. Turning off scripts also helps with sites that bug you about adblocker. Only thing is that you might not have access to graphics or interactives.

  55. 55.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 10:51 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    True – but why do they love them so much in other countries as they do ruthless things?

  56. 56.

    Geminid

    March 22, 2022 at 10:52 am

    @Kalakal: Commentator Magdi Semrau describes some interesting pushback on tankies by another component of the Left, the “anarchist” left.

  57. 57.

    Another Scott

    March 22, 2022 at 10:54 am

    @schrodingers_cat: We have a few year old Roomba.  It works, but has limitations.  We don’t use it much.

    1. Can have trouble going over edges of carpets if the carpet and pad is too high.
    2. Can seemingly get confused figuring out the room dimensions, placement of furniture, etc.  It may take a long while for it to figure out where it can go so that it doesn’t get stuck.

    I don’t know how well it would work doing more than one room (e.g. figuring out where a hallway is).  It might not be a good choice if you don’t have lots of open area.

    Later models may be better.  Dunno.

    HTH a little.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  58. 58.

    dm

    March 22, 2022 at 10:54 am

    Sorry, I read the Biblical citation Anne linked to, but I don’t know my Southern mythology well enough to figure out from it what “the antebellum Sara and Hagar libel” means.

  59. 59.

    Wapiti

    March 22, 2022 at 10:56 am

    @BC in Illinois: Imo, one of the admirable acts of the second US-Iraq War was the refusal of Lieutenant Watada to deploy to Iraq. He offered to deploy to Afghanistan instead, but reasoned that Iraq was an illegal war. He was court-martialed, of course, for missing movement (not being with his unit when they deployed) and for conduct unbecoming of an officer (for public comments about the war before the trial).

    I think it ended in a mistrial, and he was allowed to resign.

  60. 60.

    VeniceRiley

    March 22, 2022 at 10:57 am

    @Sloane Ranger: squeeee thank you. Love time team. Is this new stuff from their trip to Sutton Hoo?

  61. 61.

    eclare

    March 22, 2022 at 10:57 am

    @HinTN:   Hahaha….

  62. 62.

    Ohio Mom

    March 22, 2022 at 10:58 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I don’t have a robot vacuum but recently some thinking about vacuums because I needed a new one.

    The one I ended up with, an upright Shark, is not as good as my old Miele upright in getting into corners and under the furniture — the attachments are not angled optimally.

    There was no way to know this in advance because there are so many vacuum models that not all of them can be on display. I had to go on reviews from various internet sites and order it sight unseen.

    I think a robot could be a good second vacuum, especially if you want to keep up with pet hair (not an issue in this allergic household).

    Good luck!

  63. 63.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 22, 2022 at 10:59 am

    @BC in Illinois: he Mortal Danger (1980, p67),

    Book is written in 1980, before the Soviet Archives were open, now we have the actual records.

    Try this video. The answer is complex.

    https://youtu.be/JOKAIDpOY80

    Basically in WW2 the NKVD mostly would threaten the soldiers if they didn’t return to their post, arrest them them if that didn’t work and summary executions were uncommon. Shit like that scene in the movie Enemy at the Gates were the NKVD is machine gunning down thousands of Russian soldiers never happen (In fact TIK did a video monday of that very event that scene was based on and pointed out there were more actors in the scene than soldiers the actual division had at the time) While TIK maybe a bit of loony libertarian he does cite his sources.

  64. 64.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 22, 2022 at 11:02 am

    @dm: God willed some people to be slaves and they should accept their lot in life as part of the Divine plan.

  65. 65.

    Starfish

    March 22, 2022 at 11:07 am

    @schrodingers_cat: You have cats.

    The question is how will the cats react to them? Do you have any cats that poop outside the litter box? If the answer to the second question is “Yes,” then the Roomba may spread poop around the house.

    Apparently, iRobot has worked on fixing this problem.

  66. 66.

    Ohio Mom

    March 22, 2022 at 11:09 am

    I am not defending Ted Cruz but I know from my cousin who lives in Great Falls that there are limited flights in and out of the state.

    When she wants to travel home to NYC, there is exactly ONE flight a day out of town (heading east at least) at some ungodly hour in the very early morning. No one in her family is anywhere near an early bird but still they have managed to never miss their flight.

  67. 67.

    debbie

    March 22, 2022 at 11:09 am

    Someone’s butthurt.

  68. 68.

    Cameron

    March 22, 2022 at 11:11 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Hey, if Sarah Palin could see Russia from her nest in Alaska……

  69. 69.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 11:14 am

    @schrodingers_cat: We got some model of Eufy as a gift from our daughter. It mostly works pretty well, but the first floor here is largely open, so I sometimes put down objects to block it and restrict its movement. As Another Scott notes, they ride low and may have trouble getting up onto a carpet if it’s thick and/or has a thick pad. But we have a dog who sheds a lot, so it’s working every night.

  70. 70.

    West of the Rockies

    March 22, 2022 at 11:15 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    My daughter says hers robot vac struggles with any transitions from hardwood to carpet.

  71. 71.

    prostratedragon

    March 22, 2022 at 11:17 am

    @dm:  Maybe that Arabs are supposed to be the children of Hagar,  or her son Ismail, as black or African people are supposed to be children of Noah’s son Ham.

  72. 72.

    Central Planning

    March 22, 2022 at 11:18 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: maybe they don’t know who Rafael Cruz is.

  73. 73.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 22, 2022 at 11:19 am

    @prostratedragon: There might also be something about a white whale.  Or is that Jonah?

  74. 74.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 11:22 am

    We have hardwood everywhere with area rugs and tile in the bathroom. Presently no cats but that will change. Thanks for all the suggestions. I am taking notes.

  75. 75.

    Sloane Ranger

    March 22, 2022 at 11:22 am

    @VeniceRiley: Unfortunately no. It’s a Cornish Fogou and associated sites. The episodes are about 30 minutes long and shown over 3 nights.

    They’re doing a Romano-British villa in Oxfordshire next, but I don’t know when those episodes will be released.

    If you’re interested in their partnership with the National Trust and Sutton Hoo, they have updates on their website and YouTube Channel.

    https://www.timeteamdigital.com/digs-new

    I can’t find a link to their channel, but just go into YouTube and search for Time Team Official.

  76. 76.

    VeniceRiley

    March 22, 2022 at 11:25 am

    @Sloane Ranger:  Cool, thank you. Just waiting for my visa, then I’ll be living near S’Hoo

  77. 77.

    Sloane Ranger

    March 22, 2022 at 11:27 am

    @VeniceRiley: I envy you :)

  78. 78.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 11:31 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: I have some insight into Indian tankies. The colonial experience brings baggage makes most Indians suspicious of the idea of the “benevolent” west.

    US inherited the mantle of the leader of the “west” from Britain during the Cold War, so that suspicion is transferred to the US. Soviet Union then and now Putin stands in opposition to western interests. So that makes them view Putin favorably.

  79. 79.

    sdhays

    March 22, 2022 at 11:35 am

    @Jeffro: It makes sense when you remember that Rick Santorum came in second in 2012.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 11:44 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    The problem with all tankies is not that the West hasn’t done things that would make people hate them.  The problem is that tankies (at least in the U.S.) is that most of them pretend to be about high minded principles rather than blanket opposition to Western power.

  81. 81.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 11:48 am

    @Baud: I gave you the reasons why Indian lefties are susceptible to the tankie propaganda and make excuses for the likes of Stalin and Putin

    I have had fruitless debates with otherwise smart and astute people from India who believe that the US is the root of all evil in the post WWII era.

    Its not just the lefties who are suspicious.

    For example my SIL who is a pathologist firmly believes that the CIA was responsible for the AIDS epidemic. She is a normie but has a deep suspicion of the US. This was before social media was a thing.

  82. 82.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 11:55 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    The CIA thing is an old conspiracy theory.

    As a general matter, too many people regard their own distrust as affirmative evidence of their beliefs.

  83. 83.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 11:56 am

    I am awaiting further confirmation, but reports here are that the Russian troops northwest of Kyiv (Bucha, Irpin) have been surrounded and cut off from supplies and reinforcements.

    ❗️It is reported that the #Russian occupiers in #Bucha, #Irpen, and #Gostomel are cut off from supplies and surrounded.— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) March 22, 2022

  84. 84.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 11:56 am

    @Baud: Yeah I know. My anecdote is from the 90s. I had many similar preconceived notions like being suspicious of western intentions and giving the Russkies benefit of the doubt (not the ridiculous CIA AIDS conspiracy theory), what changed my mind was coming to the US, living here and meeting people from all over the world, including those at the receiving end of the Soviet tanks.

  85. 85.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 11:57 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    ?

  86. 86.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 11:57 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Is your SIL related to our old friend BiP? This was one of his hobby-horses.

  87. 87.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2022 at 12:00 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I hope not! It is galling because she is a fucking MD.

  88. 88.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    @Baud:

    To me, they seem to resent any notion that the Western liberal order

    1. Is capable of societal change and redemption in order to incorporate people it previously oppressed in legitimate shared power structures and economies;

    2. Is in any position to militarily contest the whims and will of long haul authoritarians, no matter how cruel or destructive.

  89. 89.

    Nelle

    March 22, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    @Ohio Mom: i witnessed this behavior more than once when I lived in Montana.  One time, it was a woman in furs and jewels demanding that they open the door and let her board because the plane was right there and hadn’t left the gate.  That was an entertaining tantrum.

    Montana has such an intersection of self absorbed rich celebrities flying in to play and immensely pragmatic Montanans who hunt and fish to provide for themselves that the intersections are eye rolling.   Nothing new for ticket agents.

  90. 90.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 12:14 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    Yes, they’ve basically canceled the West because of past crimes.  Which is fine in that it’s a point of view.  But like any point of view, it can be criticized and rejected, in whole or in part, especially where, as with Ukraine, the West is on the right side of the fight.

  91. 91.

    Soprano2

    March 22, 2022 at 12:19 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Well, being smart about some things doesn’t mean you’re smart about others. Have you met engineers? LOL Same thing.

  92. 92.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2022 at 12:19 pm

    @Another Scott:

    IMO the robot things are designed for suburban subdivision model homes with display furniture and…nothing else. No rugs with fringe, no lamp cords, no clutter of day-to-day living or god help you, kid and dog toys. Love the idea, just think they’re designed for a different world than the one I occupy. Same goes for self-driving cars.

  93. 93.

    tom

    March 22, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    @germy: that reminds of the old joke about some schmo who got angry at a gate agent when he missed his flight and yelled “Do you know who I am?”.

    The gate agent gets on the PA and says, “Passengers, we have a man at the gate who doesn’t know who he is. Can someone help this poor man?”

  94. 94.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 22, 2022 at 12:26 pm

    @trollhattan: yup. I bought one on impulse, and I’m not sorry I did because it gets under the beds and dressers, and it seems to get out the dust and dirt and such, but things like cords can be a nuisance.

  95. 95.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 22, 2022 at 12:29 pm

    @Baud: I remember listening to Radio Moscow on shortwave in the 1980s and hearing them push the idea that HIV was an American biological weapon. It was exactly the kind of bullshit being tossed around today about COVID.

  96. 96.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 22, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    @Baud:

    it can be criticized and rejected, in whole or in part

    Hold on there one second, you pinko! That sounds like [ominous drum roll] canceling.

  97. 97.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 12:31 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I don’t think we have many new conspiracy theories.  They are just magnified now because (1) social media and (2) the GOP’s decision to embrace that culture.

  98. 98.

    West of the Rockies

    March 22, 2022 at 12:40 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Terminate with extreme prejudice if they do not surrender.

  99. 99.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 12:40 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Baud to Tankies: From hell’s heart, I cancel thee!

  100. 100.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 22, 2022 at 12:41 pm

    “Clarence Thomas and Janice Rogers Brown, neither of whom  I support, were treated shamefully by Senate Democrats.”

    – by Glenn Greenwald (paraphrased from his timeline)

  101. 101.

    bjacques

    March 22, 2022 at 12:42 pm

    @Soprano2: as an engineer all my working life, I can confirm this is correct.

    I’ve got a few Asian / South Asian friends who are all “Har har, not our fight, shitlib / neoliberal imperialists!” I wonder what they’ll say if the war grinds into the summer and the winter wheat in Russia and/or Ukraine doesn’t get harvested for the global market.

  102. 102.

    Baud

    March 22, 2022 at 12:42 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    If anyone cared before, no one cares post-Garland.

  103. 103.

    surfk9

    March 22, 2022 at 12:43 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
     We have a Roomba i3. It is an upgrade for us. We had an earlier version that we used for three years that used to get stuck a lot. The new one we have has only been stuck once in the five months we have had it. We have two cats and it does a great job of picking up the hair. It also empties itself into its stand. We like it a lot.

  104. 104.

    Ruckus

    March 22, 2022 at 12:53 pm

    @Jeffro:

    You have to remember that everything in their universe is backassawkwards.

    They are religious, sort of, it’s just that their god is a racist, robbing, fascist, ass.

    They are kind. The kind of assholes who hate, steal, destroy and lower the collective IQ of a room below 50 when they walk in.

    They are petty. No I didn’t mistype pretty.

    They are far worse than useless. If they were just useless they would always just be in the way. But no, they aren’t just in the way, they are actively trying to change the world to be the worst possible, to match their level, massive assholes. In their diaries they write, every day, Massive assholes rule! At least they have an ethos to live down to.

  105. 105.

    Calouste

    March 22, 2022 at 1:06 pm

    @Baud: An underlying problem is that these people seem to think that the enemy of their enemy is their friend. They aren’t, they are allies of convenience with partially overlapping  interests. But they have interests of their own that do not align with your interests, and they have the agency to act on them. And that seems to get ignored.

  106. 106.

    Captain C

    March 22, 2022 at 1:11 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    4. Why are tankies so enamored of long power strongmen?

    I suspect they fantasize that the strongman will get revenge on all the tankies’ enemies, in florid, painful ways.  Especially those who have rejected the tankies’ sexual advances.

  107. 107.

    Origuy

    March 22, 2022 at 1:11 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: I’ve been a patron of Time Team since they announced the Patreon campaign. I think the Roman episodes will air April 8-10, but I’m not sure about that.

    As far as I know, they haven’t started their dig at Sutton Hoo. I’ve seen a few videos of the project to construct a replica of the boat.

  108. 108.

    Soprano2

    March 22, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    @bjacques: I hope you weren’t offended, but I’ve worked around a lot of engineers here in the sewer department and with consultants, and some of them think because they’re smart about engineering they know everything about everything!

  109. 109.

    PaulB

    March 22, 2022 at 1:28 pm

    To avoid the Washington Post paywall, just turn off JavaScript in the browser. Also works for the New York Times. Without JavaScript, you won’t get the graphs, visualizations, or pictures, but you will get the article text. This can be done on a site-specific basis so that it doesn’t affect the other sites you read.

    In Chrome, for example, go to Settings -> Security and Privacy -> Site Settings -> JavaScript. Under “Not allowed to use Javascript,” add [*.]nytimes.com and [*.]washingtonpost.com as two separate items.

  110. 110.

    Geminid

    March 22, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    @Soprano2:

    “Mister Hoover was an engineer, and he knew that water trickles down….[But] he didn’t know that money trickles up.”

    Will Rogers on Herbert Hoover.

  111. 111.

    Kelly

    March 22, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Reports of Belarus railway sabotage to stop Russian supplies over the last several days. This seems like a another big problem for Russian logistics.

  112. 112.

    JimV

    March 22, 2022 at 1:49 pm

    @Old School: That was my first thought. “I told you to wait in the truck” is a line by a country comic known as The Cable Guy.

  113. 113.

    bjacques

    March 22, 2022 at 1:51 pm

    @Soprano2: Far from it! Fortunately, I graduated with a Gentleman’s C, so I don’t assume I’m an expert in anything

  114. 114.

    Dopey-o

    March 22, 2022 at 1:54 pm

    @dm: Sorry, I read the Biblical citation Anne linked to, but I don’t know my Southern mythology well enough to figure out from it what “the antebellum Sara and Hagar libel” means

    “Call me Ishmael.”* Herman Mehlville’s narrator begins “Moby Dick” by identifying himself as a bastard son, cast out of family and society.

    Sarah was Abraham’s barren wife, and Hagar was her Egyptian handmaid chosen to be Sarah’s surrogate.

    After the birth of Ishmael, Sara grew jealous and forced Hagar and Ishmael to flee into the desert. Ishmael became the father of the arab race, and among his descents was the Prophet Mohammed.

    More than you wanted to know about the story.

    * ETA: The best opening sentence of any novel, packing 3,000 years of history into 3 words. Any 19th century American would know this Biblical reference and that it presaged a tale of great sufferring and eventual triumph.

  115. 115.

    Ishiyama

    March 22, 2022 at 2:15 pm

    @Kalakal:

    They are absolutely convinced they are right and that anyone who disagrees is either a knave or a fool ( or both), there is absolutely no possibility of error on their part. Therefore it is their moral duty to bring the unfortunate unbelievers to the promised land even by force. The ends justify the means no matter how much it hurts them personally, they are suffering for us all.

    They’re sociopathic fucks who get a kick out of violence which they see as a just punishment for the enemies of their idea of the greater good.

    There’s a very old English joke about Tankies

    Speaker: “Comrades! Come the the revolution, everyone will eat peaches and cream!

    Timid voice from crowd “But comrade, I don’t like peaches and cream”

    Speaker (glares) “Come the revolution, everyone will eat peaches  and cream and bloody well like it!”

    Not to be a pedant, but they way I learned it from my mother it was strawberries and cream.

  116. 116.

    Ishiyama

    March 22, 2022 at 2:26 pm

    @surfk9:

    We have a Roomba i3. It is an upgrade for us. We had an earlier version that we used for three years that used to get stuck a lot. The new one we have has only been stuck once in the five months we have had it. We have two cats and it does a great job of picking up the hair. It also empties itself into its stand. We like it a lot.

    I have a copy of The Door Into Summer. It is good at collecting dust.

  117. 117.

    Bill Arnold

    March 22, 2022 at 2:50 pm

    @Baud:

    The CIA thing is an old conspiracy theory.

    Launched by the USSR:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_INFEKTION

    Operation INFEKTION was an active measure disinformation campaign run by the KGB in the 1980s to plant the idea that the United States had invented HIV/AIDS as part of a biological weapons research project at Fort Detrick, Maryland.

    And post-USSR, the Russians continue to actively launch and/or amplify anti-USA conspiracy theories.

  118. 118.

    JAFD

    March 22, 2022 at 2:59 pm

    Myself, ended up getting small ‘shop vacuum’.  Half the price, powerful.

    ( In other words’ ‘a real man’s vacuum’.  You can tell them because:

    1 – Outside is solid black and either fire-engine red or safety orange

    2 – Prominent outside is their motor’s horsepower.  Shift decimal point 2 places and you’d have a ’60’s muscle car

    3 – Instructions say ‘Wear Ear Protection While Using’  )

  119. 119.

    evodevo

    March 22, 2022 at 6:38 pm

    @Central Planning: Now THAT could certainly be a scenario…even a mildly politically aware worker might not know that’s ole Ted’s actual name lol –

  120. 120.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 22, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    @Ishiyama: Trotskyite splitter!

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