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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Open Thread: Why *Can’t* We Be More Like France, JD Vance?

Open Thread: Why *Can’t* We Be More Like France, JD Vance?

by Anne Laurie|  April 11, 20229:50 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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Must be nice to live in a country with one set of voting rules for everyone and not have to deal with the assorted, cruel whims of asshole state legislators. Maybe we could do that here, champ. https://t.co/Q9YpQKcksM

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) April 10, 2022

Apart from the fact that Sunday’s ‘election’ was a primary — the winners of the run-off compete again in a couple of weeks — there’s the fact that America has almost five times the population of France, with a much wider geographical distribution. And then there’s the whole ‘Electoral College‘ and ‘Republican thimble-rigging‘ issues!

JD is right. We should be like the French. Elections should be governed by federal law to ensure standard voting procedures and reporting no matter where you are in the country. Also, elections should be on Sunday. https://t.co/pFshS8V1py

— bearistotle (@gnrosenberg) April 10, 2022

And a girlfriend who lives in Canada.

— Dan Davis (@Bindlestaff) April 10, 2022

i would also like to abolish the electoral college and move to a national popular vote with run-off voting (preferably some form of ranked-choice), along with national standards for voting registration and ballot access https://t.co/MI9JZBSBHK

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) April 10, 2022

It's ironic that "America First" candidates — and their corporate Republican allies — are the reason our government is so much worse at doing things than other wealthy governments.

— Max Berger (@maxberger) April 10, 2022

look in a civilized country it's certainly true that J.D. Vance would have lost his primary already.

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 10, 2022

And for all his puffy self-importance (and Peter Thiel’s big-dollar backing), Vance is still trailing this dude, because Republicans prefer their bigots shameless and stupid…

Josh Mandel: A broken record of lies. pic.twitter.com/QUBFyotcbL

— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) April 11, 2022

As a former Michigander, I can only add: LOL, Ohio.

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  1. 1.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 11, 2022 at 9:53 pm

    i would also like to abolish the electoral college and move to a national popular vote with run-off voting (preferably some form of ranked-choice), along with national standards for voting registration and ballot access

    amen

  2. 2.

    RSA

    April 11, 2022 at 9:59 pm

    I have a buddy in France, and they just had an election there. Polls closed a few hours ago and they already know who the winners are. Must be nice to live in a first world country.

    Pish.  Oh wait, I mean, tu blague? France, a first world country?  They don’t even have medical bankruptcies there.

  3. 3.

    Ken

    April 11, 2022 at 10:05 pm

    I’m assuming this is preparation for a challenge after Vance loses the primary, claiming either unfair rules or outright fraud. Though, given it’s a Republican primary, he would have a point.

  4. 4.

    Robert

    April 11, 2022 at 10:05 pm

    A main contributing reason is that there is only one office on the ballot: we were voting for one candidate: the president, not senators, congressmen, governors, state legislators, ballot propositions, county sheriffs, transit district representatives, mosquito abatement taxes, local tax bonds, and the school board. You vote for one person, using consistent sized pre-printed sheets of paper with one name on it.

  5. 5.

    Mike in NC

    April 11, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    I hope J. D. Vance ends up living in a cardboard carton in a skid row alleyway in Columbus, Ohio.

  6. 6.

    West of the Rockies

    April 11, 2022 at 10:09 pm

    I don’t know why, but I dislike the word buddy the way some people dislike moist (or tasty).

    And I detest Vance.

  7. 7.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 11, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    Taniel @Taniel 9h

    The Les Republicains party (long-dominant conservative force that fell to 5% yesterday) said today: “not a single vote should go to Marine Le Pen.” Party didn’t specifically call for a Macron vote (as opposed to not voting/voting null), but many said they’ll vote Macron.

    Taniel @Taniel · Apr 10

    Jean-Luc Melenchon (left, got 20% today) speaks. “I know your anger. But don’t let it lead you to make an irreparable mistake,” he says. “We know for whom we’ll never vote.” “Not a single vote must go to Marine Le Pen.” He repeats that 4-5 times, to loud cheers.

    Our Republicans wouldn’t do that in 2016. Of course, a lot of them were thrilled that trump won, once they figured out he didn’t mean it when he said he was going to raise taxes on the rich. And as I recall, that’s a stronger statement than Mélenchon made in 2017

  8. 8.

    VOR

    April 11, 2022 at 11:09 pm

    My sister the Republican was all hot to cut taxes and then complained when the taxpayer funded public library had to cut their hours. Cause and effect, actions have consequences. It’s a complex concept.

  9. 9.

    columbusqueen

    April 11, 2022 at 11:35 pm

    @Mike in NC: Oh, please. Columbus deserves a better class of homeless people than that evil weasel Vance.

  10. 10.

    Ruckus

    April 12, 2022 at 12:36 am

    @Mike in NC:

    What do you have against Columbus?

    I lived and worked there for over 10 yrs and survived! OK outside the 270 but still – Columbus.

  11. 11.

    Ruckus

    April 12, 2022 at 12:42 am

    @VOR:

    It’s a complex concept.

    It’s only complex to people who don’t want to understand and think their greatness excuses them from paying for crap they want or need.  So it’s only complex for republicans.

  12. 12.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    April 12, 2022 at 3:32 am

    JD Vance has lost the plot…I mean, an American Conservative calling “Socialist dysfunctional effeminate” France of all places a first world country while bashing the US is…I mean, his campaign is going no-where if he can’t follow the propaganda plot better than that. Next thing you know he’ll be talking about how a buddy in Sweden got amazing health care for free and how that’s a mark of a real first world country.

  13. 13.

    Asparagus Aspersions

    April 12, 2022 at 8:54 am

    My husband volunteered to count votes in our French city hall on Sunday after the election.   The experience lacked the American touch of spittle-flecked right-wingers pounding on the doors and windows, screaming that the ballot boxes had been stuffed by pedophiles, but it was fun nonetheless! (I’m not a French citizen, just a long-term resident, so I wasn’t eligible to join him, unfortunately).

    By the way, voter ID is required, but that’s because national ID is required in your life, so you just use that as your ID. The way voting works here is interesting. You stop at a desk on the way in, where there are pieces of paper, each one with the name of a candidate. You take at least two, and an envelope, and go into the voting booth. In the booth, you put the paper that has the name of the person you’re voting for. Then you come out and go to the desk, show your ID, and sign the election roll. Then you drop your envelope in the box and the poll worker calls out “Ms. Smith has voted! ” And that’s that.

    Absentee voting, however, is much more complicated (you have to arrange a vote by proxy) and vote-by-mail is not allowed, so there are some definite disadvantages.

  14. 14.

    Anonymous At Work

    April 12, 2022 at 9:53 am

    US Election System explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFOvldn_IRw

  15. 15.

    Mike in NC

    April 12, 2022 at 9:57 am

    Vance should have called his book “Hillbilly Scumbag”.

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