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You are here: Home / Politics / Biden Administration in Action / Saturday Morning Open Thread: Spring Holidays

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Spring Holidays

by Anne Laurie|  April 16, 20228:32 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Tech News and Issues

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“The first lady, who is a teacher, is calling it the “Egg-ucation Roll” and is turning the South Lawn into a school community with a variety of educational stations.” https://t.co/KCuzcJ0fDM

— darlene superville (@dsupervilleap) April 15, 2022

Yes, it’s Politico, but the article is still positive:

NEW — The complexities of being Doug Emhoff.

I wrote about the burdens, and joys, of being America’s Jewish Dad. And why, even with that lofty title, the matzah he made tasted like wet cardboard thrown into a toaster oven.https://t.co/clYdp1VG8L

— Sam Stein (@samstein) April 15, 2022


Answer, per every Jewish respondent: Plain matzah always tastes like wet cardboard thrown into a toaster oven!

Beloved local holiday:

Runners 'pumped' as Boston Marathon returns to April https://t.co/Ys9sTeo4o1 pic.twitter.com/E2JPPYoPx3

— Reuters (@Reuters) April 16, 2022

I ran this quip past the Spousal Unit, technical writer (aka, Speaker to Programmers) and he laughed really hard…

every software engineer's dream is to get rich, buy that goat farm in the country, and then retire to the server room in the basement of the goat farm so they can actually finally write code

— Daniel Feldman.yaml (@d_feldman) April 12, 2022

Argh pen tester was right there and I missed it

— Daniel Feldman.yaml (@d_feldman) April 12, 2022

Scrum master

Pen(etration) testing

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    April 16, 2022 at 8:39 am

    Good Morning Everyone ???

  2. 2.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 8:40 am

    The first lady, who is a teacher, is calling it the “Egg-ucation Roll” and is turning the South Lawn into a school community with a variety of educational stations

    That’s how you be best.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 8:40 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 16, 2022 at 8:41 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning backatcha, rikyrah! ???

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    April 16, 2022 at 8:42 am

     

    Max Burns (@themaxburns) tweeted at 11:57 PM on Fri, Apr 15, 2022:
    MAGA isn’t a movement funded by the $10 and $25 donations of poor Republicans from Georgia. It’s bankrolled by multibillionaires channeling money into pet candidates like J.D. Vance, and organizations like the Federalist Society.

    You want to stop the rot, start there.
    (https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1515192647975161860?t=st488IaDA5CA45NaS1fueg&s=03)

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    April 16, 2022 at 8:43 am

    @Baud:

    I love Dr. FLOTUS ?

  7. 7.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 8:46 am

    This morning I was listening to the Harrisonburg radio station, and the host was interviewing a local minister. They talked about “Southern Gospel” music, which is popular in the Shenandoah Valley. That’s the music that sounds like “Barbershop Quartet” music, but the with religious content.

    Anyway, the local pastor was boosting an upcoming church benefit headlined by The Hopper Family. The Hoppers are a singing family, and the leader’s first name is Claude.

  8. 8.

    Ken

    April 16, 2022 at 8:50 am

    matzah he made tasted like wet cardboard thrown into a toaster oven.

    This sounds like the setup for a joke.  Something along the lines of “He must be using my great-grandmother’s recipe.”

  9. 9.

    trnc

    April 16, 2022 at 8:52 am

    I have to say, this threw me a bit.

    https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1514975903260020752

    I know Biden actually practices the best parts of the faith he observes, but it’s still kinda weird to see it on the official potus account.

  10. 10.

    Elizabelle

    April 16, 2022 at 8:52 am

    @Geminid:   Parents!

    PS: Today is free entrance to national parks to celebrate National Parks Week.  You could see some of Skyline Drive …

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    April 16, 2022 at 8:53 am

    Okay, I’ll award them points for silliness (take note of the CYA messaging at bottom of screen): #1 — #2.

  12. 12.

    JPL

    April 16, 2022 at 8:54 am

    @Geminid: ???

  13. 13.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:01 am

    The poll shows Americans are slightly more likely to say the focus on sex and sexuality in local schools is too little rather than too much, 31% to 23%, but 40% say it’s about right. The poll didn’t ask about specific grade levels.

    40 “about right” + 31 “too little” = 71

    So 23% agree with Republicans. But good luck getting that from this ridiculously pro- GOP poll analysis.

  14. 14.

    rm

    April 16, 2022 at 9:02 am

    @trnc: And the first replies, on my phone at least, are a Trumper and a “leftist” complaining that Biden hasn’t done enough with his Green Lantern ring.

    Twitter is garbage.

  15. 15.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 9:05 am

    @Kay:

    I wish there had been more focus on sex with me when i was in school.

  16. 16.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:08 am

    “All that that’s happening these days kind of goes against the longer history of school boards being relatively low salience government institutions and, in a lot of cases, they are nonpartisan offices,” said Adam Zelizer, a professor at the University of Chicago Harris School researching school board legislation.What distinguishes this moment, Zelizer said, is the “grassroots anger” in response to school policies and the national, coordinated effort to recruit partisan candidates for school boards and local offices.

    This has become gospel, that “grass roots anger” by public school parents inspired the GOP attacks on public schools but it’s nonsense. There isn’t a shred of evidence for it.

    Here’s a journalist who specializes in covering public schools:

    Matt Barnum
    @matt_barnum
    ·Apr 15
    10/10 But I think the pat national narrative that has formed — most parents are mad about school closures, virtual instruction and masking — is misleading (and yet so difficult to dislodge because of force of repetition).

    He’s been asking for months for someone to show him some evidence of widespread “anger” at public schools and none of the people repeating this mantra ever can.

    Matt Barnum
    @matt_barnum
    Apr 15
    1/At the very least, more articles need to engage with the fact that *throughout the pandemic* parents have reported fairly high levels of satisfaction with their child’s school. People find this hard to believe, but it’s true!

  17. 17.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 9:09 am

    @Elizabelle: I thought of that! I live seven miles or so from the Swift Run Gap entrance. But I’ll pass. I think I am spoiled by the Blue Ridge Parkway. That starts at Rockfish Gap, the southern end of Skyline Drive. It’s always free, and the Parkway has better views and is easier to drive.

    The Blue Ridge Parkway between Roanoke and North Carolina is a dream to drive. It’s fairly flat with gentle curves. I hope to drive that stretch in late May. There is a Parkway campground not far into North Carolina where I want to camp. It’s on the northern edge of the Southern Highlands, which are really special.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    April 16, 2022 at 9:11 am

    @Geminid:   I love the Blue Ridge Parkway.  Thank you for the reminder.  May would be a beautiful drive.

  19. 19.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:13 am

    @Baud:

    Polling around public schools is remarkably stable. They are really resilient institutions, I think because most people have actual, personal contact with one on a local basis, at one or another time in their lives.

  20. 20.

    HinTN

    April 16, 2022 at 9:13 am

    @Geminid: Somebody’s daddy had a sense of humor.

  21. 21.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 9:15 am

    @Elizabelle: I lucked out one time driving the Parkway in early June. The flame azalea were blooming, and they lined the highway near the Virginia/Carolina border.

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    April 16, 2022 at 9:17 am

     

     

    Kenny BooYah! ?? (@KwikWarren) tweeted at 7:35 AM on Sat, Apr 16, 2022:
    Florida just banned 28 math books because they contain critical race theory material?! Math books?!?! Make that shit make sense. WTF is going on?!
    (https://twitter.com/KwikWarren/status/1515307941271846912?t=epWdoq1HjGNvZZSxNrf8Zw&s=03)

  23. 23.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 9:19 am

    @rikyrah:

    I think it relates to the parts of the math textbooks that require students to engage in logical thinking.

  24. 24.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 16, 2022 at 9:21 am

    Johnathan Hernandez, a Santa Ana city councilman, is later seen in the video, asking the police officers, “Guys, what’s going on with the music here?”

    An unnamed officer told Hernandez that he was playing the music from his phone and on the cruiser’s PA system in an attempt to prevent a resident, who was recording him, from continuing to do so. The officer explained that it had to do with “copyright infringement.”

    Hernandez went on to ask the officer if he knew who he was, to which he replied, “You’re a city councilperson.”

    “Absolutely … and this is my district. You’re not going to conduct yourself like that in front of my neighbors,” Hernandez can be heard saying.

    The officer then apologized repeatedly to Hernandez and to the individual filming the incident.

    “My people live here, brother. Please treat them with respect … There’s kids that need to go to school. There’s people that are working. You chose to use our taxpayer dollars to disrespect a man with your music. That’s childish, sir,” Hernandez told the officer.

    In the push to reform the police, maybe we should start by hiring adults.

  25. 25.

    Shalimar

    April 16, 2022 at 9:22 am

    Relieved to see that the penetration testing doesn’t involve the goats.

  26. 26.

    jeffreyw

    April 16, 2022 at 9:22 am

    I hate it when that happens. pic.twitter.com/IGj3m22Skm— jeffreyw (@imjeffreyw) April 16, 2022

  27. 27.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 16, 2022 at 9:24 am

    @Baud: 2+2=4 makes white people feel bad and 1+1=2 makes boys feel guilty about becoming men.

  28. 28.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 16, 2022 at 9:25 am

    @jeffreyw: Somebody has too much time on their hands. Or maybe not enough.

  29. 29.

    Elizabelle

    April 16, 2022 at 9:29 am

    @Kay:  Appreciate your posts.

    Again, we see the constant repetition of rightwing themes, over and over, building its own reality, and becoming “conventional wisdom.”

  30. 30.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 9:29 am

    @Geminid: NO!!! No barbershop quartet. You do have four part harmonies, but barbershop is all circle of fifths and glee club singing to oompah music. Southern gospel harmonies are on 4ths (only on 5ths when you’re getting saved) and its bluegrass.

    There’s no money in God songs (not for songwriters). Really good players. The best flat-pickers and harmony singers.

    This comment is 100% bullshit. I am oversimplifying the distinction between Southern Gospel and Barbershop Quartet.

  31. 31.

    banditqueen

    April 16, 2022 at 9:33 am

    @rikyrah:  The banned math texts had equal signs–and desantis won’t have that–for him and his nazi enforcers only some things can be designated as being equal.

  32. 32.

    debbie

    April 16, 2022 at 9:34 am

    @rikyrah:

    From the NYPost:

    The DOE also declined to use math textbooks that did not align solely to the subject and veered into other areas like emotional welfare and lessons on social interaction.

    It’s not like kids need to know about emotional welfare…. //

  33. 33.

    Anne Laurie

    April 16, 2022 at 9:35 am

    @Baud: I think it relates to the parts of the math textbooks that require students to engage in logical thinking.

    And here I jumped to the conclusion that the newly-banned books included pictures / suggestions that non-white people — even females! — might be able to Do Math.  Hidden Figures, y’all…

  34. 34.

    jeffreyw

    April 16, 2022 at 9:40 am

    “Hunting for Easter eggs with Werner Herzog” (for the @guardianreview a while ago). pic.twitter.com/Yb9eSnfofX— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) April 3, 2021

  35. 35.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 9:41 am

    I’m watching Spielberg’s West Side Story in bits while I do PT exercises. I like it, especially the musical numbers. (The dialogue gets a little tendentious.)

  36. 36.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:41 am

    @rikyrah:

    The critical race theory panic stopped being about “critical race theory” about 30 seconds after the “anti cancel culture” public intellectuals started it.

  37. 37.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 9:43 am

    Well. here in the studio today, we have a special treat, Vladimir Putin singing Blueberry Hill:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIufpKlCpk&t=108s

  38. 38.

    debbie

    April 16, 2022 at 9:45 am

    @jeffreyw:

    ?. ?. ?

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    April 16, 2022 at 9:45 am

    WTF Sam Stein? The media really do want to go back to handmaiden Christmas trees don’t they.

  40. 40.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 9:48 am

    @wetzel: That will be playing on a loop in the (whatever the worst one is) circle of hell!

    Игривый Путин, кошмар

  41. 41.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:49 am

    My youngest is taking a college class on the civil rights movement and he’s already mad that he was lied to in his rural, conservative public school.

    They’re covering Martin Luther King, the Black Panthers and the Poor Peoples Campaign, soon to be exploring J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI role. Wait until he finds out about that :)

  42. 42.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 9:50 am

    @MomSense:

    ?

    The tweet about Doug E?

  43. 43.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 9:50 am

    I’ve been looking in vain for examples of verboten content in the math books that FL rejected. I don’t think they’ll ever produce any because it would be too dumb and embarrassing even for the religious fanatics and edu-grifters who are working this manufactured crisis.

    On a more pleasant topic, I made this year’s butter lamb. Kind of squinky-eyed, but it’ll work!

    This year’s butter lamb! pic.twitter.com/uhHAYgoeay

    — Betty Cracker ? (@bettycrackerfl) April 16, 2022

  44. 44.

    Cameron

    April 16, 2022 at 9:53 am

    @Kay: Polls like this always remind me of the deli scene in The Wrestler.

  45. 45.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:54 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Interesting how the entire Right is all in on the panic though. DeSantis does nothing else other than hold culture war press conferences. They really think they have a winner.

  46. 46.

    debbie

    April 16, 2022 at 9:58 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Saw this on Twitter and absolutely love it! Those eyes and ears tell me he’s questioning authority. Smart lamb!

  47. 47.

    Ken

    April 16, 2022 at 9:58 am

    @debbie: Well then let’s just stick to math problems.  Here’s a couple:

    In 1860, Florida had a population of 140,424, of whom 44% were enslaved. How many people were enslaved?

    In 1860, the US Constitution required for purposes of Congressional apportionment that slaves be counted as 3/5 (60%) of a person. Using your answer to the previous problem, what was Florida’s population as calculated for Congressional appointment?

  48. 48.

    oatler

    April 16, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @wetzel:

    “…to show the world the true Putin! The Putin with a song in his heart…”

  49. 49.

    Ohio Mom

    April 16, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @debbie: Maybe the math textbook writers were looking for hooks that would engage the students who are not easily attracted to math.

    My sixth grade teacher used to start our mornings with long word problems. A fair number involved figuring out batting averages, which must have excited the boys but meant nothing to me, and mortgage payments.

    All kinds of variables there, as you can imagine: If Mr. Smith put down this percent on a house that costs that and took a mortgage at this percent over this many years, what would his monthly payment be?

    The thing was, we were all NYC kids living in apartments. I don’t think I was exactly clear on what a mortgage was, did not understand why I should care, just did all the word problems by rote. I would have welcomed a problem on emotions or racial issues.ETA: Like Ken’s suggestions @47.

  50. 50.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @Cameron:

    I used to get polled a lot because Ohio was a swing state and we kept a land line longer than most people did. I think for sex ed in schools I would say “about right” except for birth control in high school. If I ran a high school we’d have a birth control class. No apologies. “This class is about birth control. If you’re offended go now because we have A LOT to cover with you knuckleheads” :)

  51. 51.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @Ken: Great idea! That could be a whole textbook.

  52. 52.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @Kay: It’s also creepy the way DeSantis uses kids as props at the culture war press conferences. There was one the other day where he used his own kids instead of other people’s, and he was just as cold and mechanical with them as he is with stranger’s children. Weird.

  53. 53.

    Ken

    April 16, 2022 at 10:00 am

    @zhena gogolia: That will be playing on a loop in the (whatever the worst one is) circle of hell!

    Ninth Circle, of traitors; so it would be quite suitable.

  54. 54.

    Danielx

    April 16, 2022 at 10:00 am

    @rikyrah:

    Migod, how deep does this plot to ruin Florida’s youth run?

  55. 55.

    kirbster

    April 16, 2022 at 10:00 am

    @rikyrah: I know! I’ll bet the word problems in the math books are no longer just about people named “Jack” and “Susan.” “Jamal” and “Keisha” figuring out practical math problems is upsetting to Ron DeSantis!

  56. 56.

    Cameron

    April 16, 2022 at 10:01 am

    @jeffreyw: That looks a lot like the work of Pawel Kuczynski, one of my favorite artists.

  57. 57.

    Ken

    April 16, 2022 at 10:02 am

    @Kay:  “This class is about birth control. If you’re offended go now because we have A LOT to cover with you knuckleheads”

    “Besides, if you don’t learn about birth control, there’s a fairly good chance you’ll be dropping out of high school anyway.”

  58. 58.

    eclare

    April 16, 2022 at 10:03 am

    @Betty Cracker:  Awww!  Love the butter lamb.

  59. 59.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:05 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Oh, the authoritarian dictator vibe is strong with that one. I do hold out hope based on the other failed Republican governors media promoted as Presidential material. Chris Christie comes to mind. They fucking love bullies. Nothing they like better than a manly-man Right wing governor “taking it” to teachers. They’re gross.

  60. 60.

    MomSense

    April 16, 2022 at 10:07 am

    @Baud:

    Its a nice article but why lead with the negative?  They always do that with Dems.

  61. 61.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:09 am

    @Ken:

    Exactly. My rural Ohio county was once first in the state for teen pregnancy rate, 2006-ish. People were outraged – not that the county was first in the state, which is a tragedy, but that it was in the news. We had to explain “rate” over and over because “Cleveland!” They worked much harder on denying it than doing anything practical to stop winning this booby prize.

  62. 62.

    UncleEbeneezer

    April 16, 2022 at 10:10 am

    @Kay: This is why I’m very suspicious of the claims that the Youngkin victory in VA was mostly due to NoVA parents upset about the school closure policies during the first year of Covid.

  63. 63.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 10:11 am

    @MomSense:

    I thought it was some kind of Jewish joke.

  64. 64.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 10:12 am

    Joined the community of cardiology patients yesterday.

    Looking forward to all the stents and pills and stuff.

    Although it doesn’t seem like a very fun club, my cardiologist is the best. I feel like I got shown the path up to Kung Fu Village.

    This guy is on point. He is high in midi-chlorians.

  65. 65.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:12 am

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    I think it played in, but was way over-credited. The biggest R turnout bump was with elderly people. Now they could be mad at public schools just in general! They usually are. But I don’t think they were voting on masking students.

  66. 66.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 10:13 am

    Wow. This man isn’t having any of his fellow lawmaker’s anti-LGBTQ bullshit. At all.

    here’s Missouri State Rep. @IanMack03007724 with the best two minutes you’ll see all day #moleg pic.twitter.com/HaNYArUXst

    — shauna (@goldengateblond) April 15, 2022

  67. 67.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 16, 2022 at 10:16 am

    @Elizabelle:

    I love it too! I think over the years I have managed to drive the entire length of the BRP, though never in one go. Would love to do that before many more years pass. We should meet up and do a Girrlz Road Trip!

  68. 68.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:17 am

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Youngkin is now working to manipulate school board elections so their terms are shortened. He’s absolutely counting on the panic to drive voters, but he also knows it’s bullshit so he has to hurry up quick exploit it before it spins out. Recall we were told by all political media that he was a moderate. It’s just a lie. He’s as much a far Right political operative as the rest of them.

    Why do they work so hard to cover for these people? It would be easier just to cover them straight.

  69. 69.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 10:17 am

    @wetzel: Oh, I hope you get good treatment and a good outcome.

  70. 70.

    ThresherK

    April 16, 2022 at 10:18 am

    I read half that Scrum Master link and am barely guessing it’s not about rugby.

  71. 71.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 10:19 am

    @Kay: I’ll believe the school backlash is parent-driven when the people squawking the loudest are revealed to be parents with children in public schools rather than Republican operatives. I’m sure plenty of parents were exhausted, upset and disrupted by school closures. That’s real. But the CRT and anti-mask demagoguery sure looks like astro-turfed bullshit.

  72. 72.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 10:20 am

    @Betty Cracker: Wow. I am supposed to be grading papers, but I can’t see through the tears.

    Could he run against Hawley, please?

    ETA: I would love to see the redemption of my state of birth.

  73. 73.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 10:20 am

    Songwriting wisdom. The only way you can write a country song about being a cardiology patient is from a son or daughter’s point of view. Maybe a hook about coming home for the weekend and dad is dragging. Middle aged songs aren’t radio songs. You always have to have a ray of sunshine in a country song.

  74. 74.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 16, 2022 at 10:23 am

    “I feel like the hamster that powers his brain is getting tired right now.”

    -Jimmy Kimmel on DJT

  75. 75.

    japa21

    April 16, 2022 at 10:24 am

    @Betty Cracker: Wonderful.  You really should do a You Tube tutorial.

  76. 76.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 10:26 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    It was there in the hashtag, but Ian Mack is that state representative’s name in Missouri. He deserves everyone to remember his name for that speech.

    That was one heck of a speech.

    @Betty Cracker:

  77. 77.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:27 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    As you know I was worried that they were out of school. I wanted them back in. I think it harms them to miss, especially the lowest income and the ones will horrible, scary home lives, but I was suprised at how patient parents were. We saw a huge jump in juvie court. They were just not being supervised in any way because their parents work at jobs where they have to show up. My own high schooler suffered. He’s a completely social being and he was diminished not seeing other people. He was sad.

    But the polling never supported my position. Which I admit. Unlike all these people who have made THEIR VIEWS the consensus view of public school parents. I don’t think it was or is.

  78. 78.

    UncleEbeneezer

    April 16, 2022 at 10:28 am

    @Betty Cracker: I’m guessing that all we are seeing is that the Right Wing Puke Funnel discovered they could simply cherry-pick the conservative nutters who have hated public schools since Evolution and Integration and amplify them as representative of “everyone.”  Sadly the media (including social media) environment is perfectly set up to spread the myth.

  79. 79.

    wetzel

    April 16, 2022 at 10:29 am

    @zhena gogolia: Just putting out an update after I shared some frustrations about my poor shopping experience at Emory Emergency Room (Main Campus) last week. Folks were kind here. I just wanted people to know I’d gotten in with somebody finally.

  80. 80.

    Miss Bianca

    April 16, 2022 at 10:29 am

    @Betty Cracker: BUTTER LAMB!!

    Thank you, now my holidays feel complete.

    (I keep having to remind myself that tomorrow is Easter. Keep forgetting, for some reason.)

  81. 81.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 10:31 am

    @zhena gogolia: I love how Rep. Mackey cuts through GOP Rep. Basye’s conceit that he (Basye) isn’t a bigot because he deigns to allow his children to be around his gay brother. Probably for the first time in Basye’s life, someone clued him in to how fucking dehumanizing and meaningless his brand of “love the sinner, hate the sin” so-called tolerance is.

  82. 82.

    jeffreyw

    April 16, 2022 at 10:31 am

    @Cameron:   I don’t have any artist info on that.  I did a minimal Google search on the image but found no attribution.

  83. 83.

    sab

    April 16, 2022 at 10:33 am

    @Kay: You were right on kids in school. My autistic granddaughter started kindergarden two years late, at age seven, and it is amazing how much she has blossomed this year. She has friends who aren’t cousins. She is popular. She can’t wait to get to school and she hates to leave.

  84. 84.

    MomSense

    April 16, 2022 at 10:36 am

    @Baud:

    I think it’s “beltway nice”.  It’s a really strange take on what should be an easy article to write. He’s trying to be complimentary but he throws in bizarre birth order, childhood stuff.  I don’t know it’s really weird and cringey.

  85. 85.

    zhena gogolia

    April 16, 2022 at 10:39 am

    @Betty Cracker: Yeah, it’s a thing of beauty. Basye looks like a somewhat younger Grassley.

  86. 86.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 10:43 am

    @UncleEbeneezer: I can think of a half dozen reasons Foungkin Youngkin eaked out a 2 point victory over McAulliffe. There was a post-trump slump in Democratic turnout. Curiously, there seems to have been a post-trump bump for Republicans, and some of the few swing voters out there may have swung back to the Republican column.

    Campaign quality might have been a factor also. Youngkin’s campaign was focused and efficient, and made the most of his narrow path to victory in a state Joe Biden carried by 10 points the year before (that was the best showing by a Democrat in Virginia since LBJ in 1964).

    McAulliffe’s campaign, on the other hand, seemed to be a little slack. I did not follow his campaign so closely, but I had the impression that McAuliffe may have been overconfident. A couple of my Democratic friends think he was.

  87. 87.

    Soprano2

    April 16, 2022 at 10:44 am

    @Kay: The “reformers” never have any ideas for how to help rural schools, either. In MO a lot of them have gone to 4 day weeks to try to attract teachers and save money because our starting pay is so low. “Reformers” always talk about urban schools because that’s a way to bash Democrats, and they can promote giving tax money to religious schools, which is the ultimate aim. It won’t work in rural areas, though, because there aren’t enough kids for that, so they act like there are no issues with rural schools. It’s so dishonest.

  88. 88.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 16, 2022 at 10:47 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I love your butter lambs! I believe I’ve retained photos of all of them, every year, for however long you’ve been making them. You should compile a coffee table Butter Lamb photo gallery book at this point.

  89. 89.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 10:53 am

    @MomSense:

    I didn’t read the article, only the tweet.

  90. 90.

    Soprano2

    April 16, 2022 at 10:53 am

    @zhena gogolia: Hope he can, it’s 4 long years though.

  91. 91.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 10:53 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: That makes me think there could be a scaled down version of a coffee table book, called a kitchen table book. People would have something to look at when they’re not discussing kitchen table issues.

  92. 92.

    germy

    April 16, 2022 at 10:54 am

    So folks have been comparing the weird @GMB morning show interview with the climate activist in the UK with *that* scene from #DontLookUp.

    So we at the @MehdiHasanShow put them side by side & the results are.. astounding. Reality mirroring art!

    Watch:

    pic.twitter.com/0n13zgQ2hd

    — Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) April 13, 2022

  93. 93.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:54 am

    Having read these people on “cancel culture” and watching them incite a panic on CRT in schools although none of them know anything about public schools, they are now forming  a theory they pulled out of their ass that labor unions are “too woke”. If you have had any even passing acquaintance with anyone in a traditional labor union you will know how utterly ridiculous this is, but they don’t have even a passing acquaintance with anyone in a labor union, so they won’t know. In this imaginary world rank and file UAW members, for example, who are probably 50% GOP, are being silenced.

    Matthew Yglesias

    @mattyglesias

    You can’t have union membership just be something that is “for” people who are prepared to sign up for the full-spectrum progressive coalition agenda — people who love guns or adhere to traditionalist gender norms need a voice on the job and unions need to be for them too

  94. 94.

    Baud

    April 16, 2022 at 10:59 am

    @Kay:

    That is one of the dumbest Matty takes I’ve ever seen.

  95. 95.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 10:59 am

    @Soprano2:

    Ugh. 4 day week. So gimmicky. We looked at it here. Surprise! It doesn’t save any money.

    Conservatives are bad at money.

    Just do some school things WELL. No more faddish innovations they got out of dumb business seminars until we do at least three basic things really well. We focus on attendance here. Have since 2008. Guess what? Test scores go up when they don’t miss 15+ days of school a quarter.

  96. 96.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 11:00 am

    @Kay: I see that Representative Shontel Brown (OH-11) just received an endorsement from Ironworkers Local 17.

    I’m not sure sure how Ohio can have congressional primaries with the district maps yet to be determined, but it sounds like they’re going to try.

  97. 97.

    Cameron

    April 16, 2022 at 11:00 am

    @wetzel: Dunno about that ray of sunshine thing.  I don’t remember one in “Barstool Mountain.”

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    April 16, 2022 at 11:01 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Thanks! I can’t remember exactly what year I started making them. I think my now 23-year-old was still in elementary school? So, quite a while back!

  99. 99.

    trnc

    April 16, 2022 at 11:04 am

    @rm: Twitter is garbage.

    Yup. And yet it could still be worse if Musk succeeds in taking over.

  100. 100.

    lollipopguild

    April 16, 2022 at 11:10 am

    @Geminid: I understand they have a line of shoes named after them.

  101. 101.

    rikyrah

    April 16, 2022 at 11:11 am

    @Kay:

    Still back to MATH being “woke”, or part of ” cancel culture “

  102. 102.

    sab

    April 16, 2022 at 11:12 am

    @Kay: Four day weeks. Great idea. So when are the parents supposed to work? I have have European friends who had five and a half day weeks. Guess what? They were better educated.

  103. 103.

    Ken

    April 16, 2022 at 11:12 am

    @Kay: 4 day week. So gimmicky. We looked at it here. Surprise! It doesn’t save any money.

    I don’t see how anyone could think for a minute it would, with the requirement that they have 180 (or whatever) school days a year. If anything I’d guess costs for utilities and maybe custodial services would increase.

  104. 104.

    Soprano2

    April 16, 2022 at 11:18 am

    @Kay: They also sell it as a benefit to teachers because they like that extra day off. But yeah, it’s a gimmick because then they have to provide care for kids on day 5 because guess what, most parents still work 5 day weeks!

    It doesn’t surprise me that there is no savings. I agree that concentrating on attendance would help more. My dad told me that as you get further away from bigger cities attendance becomes a real problem because Mom and Dad didn’t finish school, so they think nothing of keeping a kid home to watch the other kids while mom is at work or to help dad work on the car. I don’t know if that still happens, though.

  105. 105.

    Soprano2

    April 16, 2022 at 11:20 am

    @Ken: Here they switched to counting hours of school rather than days to accommodate the 4 day school week. If parents worked 4 days it might even make sense!

  106. 106.

    Kay

    April 16, 2022 at 11:30 am

    @Soprano2:

    real problem because Mom and Dad didn’t finish school

    I have really complicated views on poor rural people and schools. There’s a lot of shame attached to doing poorly in school and the parents bring that failure with them when raising kids. They impart that fear to them. They didn’t do well in school so they were never comfortable there so they avoid it. I think they have trouble seperating that out with their own kids, like we all do with putting our own (bad) childhood experiences aside when raising kids.
    We bring them into court on truancy, which I approve of (I know it’s controversial here but they need to be in school) and it’s much more complicated than it seems. They get a 14 step process before they get to court on truancy so this is not hauling people for missing three days. This is “30 days absent” or “47 days absent”. They miss a lot of school so they start to do poorly which just brings up all the bad memories and shame for the parent, and then they avoid school more. They just replicate their own experience, although they don’t want to. They want their kids to do well.

  107. 107.

    eclare

    April 16, 2022 at 11:32 am

    Liverpool vs Man City.  No spoilers.

  108. 108.

    Quiltingfool

    April 16, 2022 at 11:51 am

    @Kay: Preach it, sister!  I’ve seen my school district waste thousands of dollars on bullshit “One Weird Trick” schemes to improve student scores.  Most of the teachers knew it was bullshit from the git-go, but honest discussion or dissent was not tolerated.  So we kept our mouths shut, made some half-hearted, slow walk motions to implement said trick, and then went back to using learning strategies that had actual research backing it.

    As for teaching to the state tests, I didn’t do it.  I had kids practice the skills (as they did experiments) they would need to do their best, but I wasn’t going to spend days and days on end doing practice tests and rote learning answers.  Kids in 8th grade like to do science, not sit passively listening to me jibber-jabber or do mindless worksheets.  Honestly, if my students left my room at the end of the year knowing more science and having improved their learning skills than they did at the first of the year, I considered that to be a success.

  109. 109.

    trnc

    April 16, 2022 at 11:56 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: 2+2=4 makes white people feel bad

    Imagine how bad 81,000,000 – 74,000,000 made them feel.

  110. 110.

    Quiltingfool

    April 16, 2022 at 12:04 pm

    @Kay: Teaching in a rural school I found it very important to tell parents that we were partners in their child’s education.  I wanted them to understand that I didn’t think I was better than them because I had more education.  I found that many parents were afraid of being blamed for their child’s struggles, but when I assured them that I also questioned myself on how best to meet their child’s needs, they were much more open and relaxed.  They were no longer on the defensive.

  111. 111.

    smedley the uncertain

    April 16, 2022 at 12:13 pm

    @NotMax:  most ridiculous advertising  since the last TFG rally.  Absurd

  112. 112.

    satby

    April 16, 2022 at 1:01 pm

    @wetzel: good luck!

  113. 113.

    Soprano2

    April 16, 2022 at 1:12 pm

    @Quiltingfool: It’s tough for sure. My dad was a teacher, coach, principal and superintendent, all in rural schools, and I went to a small rural school (grad class of 30).  That’s where I get my views on this stuff (and from reading about it) even though I don’t have kids. All the boys in my class did poorly in school on purpose, because getting good grades was seen as “girly”. So much wasted potential, probably because of their parent’s attitudes. My dad grew up going to rural schools, and had a farm, so he understood these people, and he still struggled with it.

    On a related note, a pox on all the music teachers who tell kids they can’t sing. I’ve known a lot of people that happened to in grade school, and it turned them off from ever trying again. How do you know what a child’s voice will be like when they become an adult? Bah…..

  114. 114.

    Citizen Alan

    April 16, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:   Copyright infringement. Jesus wept.

  115. 115.

    cain

    April 16, 2022 at 1:34 pm

    @trnc: It’s filled with responses from leftists about canceling all federal debt. :eyeroll: While I realize that’s important, but since we’re actually struggling to keep our democracy we might actually need to find ways to stay in power – if not, you’re gonna be worried more than just federal student debt.

  116. 116.

    JoyceH

    April 16, 2022 at 1:48 pm

    @wetzel:  Does your cardiologist know how to talk to average people who aren’t medical professionals? I got stents a number of years ago, and my first guy was great, but probably needed a course in communications. Every year I get a heart test – one year it’s a treadmill stress test, and the next year it’s an ultrasound. The doctor was going over test results with me, and said something like, “the results look good, your heart is smaller – ” and I about passed out. OMG, my HEART is SMALLER?! Then he clarified, no no, that’s good, your heart is no longer enlarged, it’s now normal sized! So… whew.

  117. 117.

    JoyceH

    April 16, 2022 at 1:53 pm

    @Geminid: ​
     

    Campaign quality might have been a factor also. Youngkin’s campaign was focused and efficient,

    Youngkin ran as a non-threatening moderate, seeming to offer a respite from the divisiveness of the previous four years. Of course it was all a lie and he’s governing like the emperor of Magaland. If Dems are smart they will use that in the mid-terms – point to Youngkin as an object lesson to never trust Republicans who claim to be moderate consensus builders; once they get power they’re as extreme as the other guys.

  118. 118.

    Dopey-o

    April 16, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    @wetzel: This comment is 100% bullshit. I am oversimplifying the distinction between Southern Gospel and Barbershop Quartet.

    the difference is that Southern Gospel is often uplifting, but Barbershop is always corny, stale and nauseating.

    Southern Gospel has influenced many fascinating sub-genres such as bluegrass, mountain and indie. Barbershop simply makes one long for the silence of the grave.

  119. 119.

    Geminid

    April 16, 2022 at 3:40 pm

     

     

    @JoyceH: Youngkin did not exactly run as a moderate, at least as far as I understand the term. I think of politicians like Elaine Luria and Abigail Spanberger, two of Virginia’s Democratic Representatives, as moderates. Youngkin was clearly much more conservative than those two women.

    Youngkin was kind of a hybrid conservative, bridging the gap between the Chamber of Commerce/Country Club and radical Tea Party/Bible Thumper factions that have been feuding the last few years. He pacified that feud with money in order to win the convention. For the general election he presented as a conservative, but more of a George W. Bush than a Gregg Abbott.

    Now that Youngkin has won the office, he’s trying to solidify his standing among the base Republican base. That is because he’s looking towards a Presidential run in 2028, or possibly the second spot in 2024. He’s in a good position; Virginia is a prosperous and well run state, and a Democratic majority in the State Senate means he won’t sign extreme abortion laws or obnoxious gun rights legislation. And Virginia’s one term limit means that Youngkin does not have to run for reelection on his record.

    I’m not worried about Republican Congressional candidates masquerading as moderates this year. Luria’s coastal 2nd District and Spanberger’s suburban/exurban 7th see Republicans competing to win the radical base that now dominates the party.  And federal elections bring the most polarization.

    Luria’s district is rated D+0, a 50-50 district. She is advantaged by her service on the Armed Committee, as the VA-2nd is about as militarily industrial as you get. Luria will also get a lot of national attention as  one of the 9 members of the January 6 Committee. That will be good for fundraising at least. She and Spanberger are already sitting on fat warchests.

    Youngkin’s real test will be next year’s legislative elections. Both houses are on the ballot, and they will be on a neutrally drawn map. Elections from 2011 through the last were done on a Republican gerrymandered map, except for 11 Delegate districts that were redrawn by a federal court around 2018.

    I think Virginia Democrats are going to be ready next year and will take back the House of Delegates and flip a couple Senate seats while they’re are at it. If they do, Youngkin will likely play down the result and blame on all those pesky liberals in Northern Virginia.

  120. 120.

    Ruckus ??

    April 16, 2022 at 5:41 pm

    Answer, per every Jewish respondent: Plain matzah always tastes like wet cardboard thrown into a toaster oven!

    I’m not Jewish, or even anything close, but even I know that…..

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