U.S.-led sanctions are forcing Russia to use computer chips from dishwashers and refrigerators in some military equipment, Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo said.https://t.co/Xns2FaVqas
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 12, 2022
So, are they looting white goods for their wives & mums or for the army?
— Camberwell Hattie is tired of lies & corruption (@covid_long) May 12, 2022
Because Murphy the Trickster God is not a subtle scripter, this news broke just as Matt Schlapp (‘the sound of two uncooked pork chops hitting a freshly washed linoleum floor’), CPAC head & generally unpleasant person, announced his latest customer-service problems on Twitter:
— farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo) May 12, 2022
— FreshMouthHat (@Popehat) May 12, 2022
A certain portion of Snark Twitter hasn’t had this much fun since Todd Starnes’ principled stance against masks cheated him of a replacement toaster oven.