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Sunday Morning Open Thread: A Little Distraction

by TaMara|  May 22, 20222:49 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture

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I don’t watch SNL very often, but I do catch up with sketches on Youtube occasionally. But for reasons, last night I actually caught the cold open live. I’m glad I did. Kate McKinnon is a gem and I hope we see her in fun things for years to come, now that she’s unleashed from her weekly gig.

Kate McKinnon saying her last “Live From New York” ever as Ms. Rafferty #SNL 😭 pic.twitter.com/DKqOEIRMxN

— Jillian Sederholm (@JillianSed) May 22, 2022

Her work in this skit was…otherworldly

 

 

And rewatching the skit this morning led me to this…

 

Which is really the reason I even wrote this post. If I’m grabbing for the box of tissues, well, I’ve got to share. This was the cold open after the horror of the election of 2016.

Still hits hard.

I’m busy packing up the house so I can get new floors in a week. What a PITA, but it’s given me the chance to do a big purge. 5 bags of clothes to the homeless shelter and I’m up to 4 boxes for donation and I’m only 1/3 of a way through the house, so I’m assuming there will be more. I’m not a packrat, but still things crept up over the last 5 1/2 years – when I purged before I moved to this house. Gonna be a busy few weeks, with painting on the agenda before all the stuff gets moved back into the house from the garage.

What’s on your plate this Sunday?

 

 

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  1. 1.

    Betty Cracker

    May 22, 2022 at 10:52 am

    McKinnon is hilarious. I hope to see her in lots of movies and TV shows if that’s what she wants to do next.

  2. 2.

    eclare

    May 22, 2022 at 10:59 am

    Liverpool vs Wolves starts at 10 CDT, final day of Premier League. After that, household chores.

  3. 3.

    debbie

    May 22, 2022 at 11:03 am

    I can’t imagine how they’ll replace her; some weeks, she practically carried the show. At least Cecily Strong will be back next season.

  4. 4.

    CaseyL

    May 22, 2022 at 11:10 am

    I really like McKinnon, and hope she goes on to do exactly whatever she wants. Hopefully no more phone commercials; the one she did (I can’t remember the brand, may have blocked it out) was extreme cringe.

    TaMara, I can’t wait to see your new digs – and how the various critters adjust to them!

    I still am of two minds about moving when I retire in a few years. I’ve lived in my townhouse for 20+ years, and OMG the sheer volume of STUFF I’ve accumulated is mindblowing. (Even though I have and do go through and get rid of things periodically.) So sometimes all I need to do is think about what it would take to winnow through and pack everything up, and think “Nah, I’ll just stay where I’m at.”

  5. 5.

    eclare

    May 22, 2022 at 11:14 am

    ‘@CaseyL: I have been in my house for seventeen years, I think stuff reproduces asexually.

  6. 6.

    RubberDuck

    May 22, 2022 at 11:20 am

    “As of 2:30pm EST today May 20, 2022, The People’s Convoy declares victory and announces its conclusion of the national convoy portion of this great movement. Any convoy and protest activity from this time forward is done on an individual basis and is not representing The People’s Convoy.”

    -Facepalm-

  7. 7.

    StringOnAStick

    May 22, 2022 at 11:29 am

    Wasn’t there a story about trucker convoy members having to break into the luxury RV of the leaders, demanding to know where all the money went?

  8. 8.

    Baud

    May 22, 2022 at 11:34 am

    I remember that 2016 cold open. I share your sentiment.

  9. 9.

    RubberDuck

    May 22, 2022 at 11:35 am

    The whole story is LULZ:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/im-not-babysitter-peoples-convoy-180530416.html

    You changed, it used to be about the revolution, maaannnn……

  10. 10.

    Scout211

    May 22, 2022 at 11:40 am

    ‘@StringOnAStick:

    I was just about to post this:

    https://jalopnik.com/peoples-convoy-too-busy-punching-each-other-to-sneak-ba-1848954352

    After returning to the Maryland Speedway, they started fighting each other over the funding. So, they really are only grifters, after all. (Not a newsflash, LOL)

    “The People’s Convoy vowed to do more than just endlessly circle Washington D.C.’s Beltway in urine-soaked jeans when they returned to their base camp at Hagerstown Speedway in Maryland on Wednesday. But instead of somehow sneaking two dozen or so semi trucks into one of the most heavily monitored cities on Earth, members devolved into fist fights, animal abuse and accusations.

    Update: Saturday, May 21, 2022 7:35 a.m. EST – People’s Convoy supporters were not thrilled with last night’s declaration of success from their leaders. Members accosted the luxury RV leaders were hiding out in and demanded Maryland police arrest leaders for fraud”

    https://wtop.com/maryland/2022/05/hagerstown-speedway-evicts-truckers-from-peoples-convoy/

    “HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) — A western Maryland race track has evicted the remnants of a trucker protest that had used the site as a staging ground.”

  11. 11.

    Baud

    May 22, 2022 at 11:41 am

    RubberDuck
    ____________
    People’s Convoy declares victory 
    ____________

    Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

    https://youtu.be/C-m3RtoguAQ

  12. 12.

    Scout211

    May 22, 2022 at 11:44 am

    I watched last night’s SNL and thought the send-off for Kate McKinnon was great. But the send-off for Aidy Bryant (with Bowen Yang in their bit together) was also great. Aidy Bryant is amazingly talented and she will be successful anywhere she goes next.

  13. 13.

    Heidi Mom

    May 22, 2022 at 11:56 am

    Of the versions of Hallelujah that I’ve seen and heard, including Cohen’s, Kate McKinnon’s is my favorite.

  14. 14.

    NeenerNeener

    May 22, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    My bathroom remodel has stalled for reasons only the contractor knows. My garage is full of tile, plumbing fixtures, and the contractor’s tools, but the guy only worked on it one day early last week. He thought he was going to be done by the end of May; that’s not looking possible now.

  15. 15.

    RubberDuck

    May 22, 2022 at 12:12 pm

    ‘@Scott211

    Short track operators will do anything to turn a buck, so it was likely more along the lines of “listen fellas, your check bounced, and the 305 sprints are coming in this weekend, so you’re gonna have to leave the team hauler lot by 1 pm….”

  16. 16.

    Jay

    May 22, 2022 at 12:19 pm

    ‘@NeenerNeener,

    That sucks, do you have a proper, detailed contract?

  17. 17.

    NotMax

    May 22, 2022 at 12:22 pm

    ‘@NeenerNeener

    “only worked on it one day early last week”

    That’s one more day of working last week than occurred at B-J.

    ;)

  18. 18.

    TaMara

    May 22, 2022 at 12:32 pm

    @NeenerNeener – OMG, don’t jinx me, LOL. Sorry to hear that.

  19. 19.

    Liminal Owl

    May 22, 2022 at 1:06 pm

    The Duke and I are likewise purging and packing, except for a move and not just floors. We’re sort of pack rats, though (not to the extent of our firmer housemate, a full-on hoarder), and we’ve been here 13 years. And expected not to have to move again, *sigh*.

  20. 20.

    NeenerNeener

    May 22, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    ‘@Jay – yes, I have a contract, for as much as that’s worth in the time of COVID-19.

  21. 21.

    Raoul Paste

    May 22, 2022 at 1:52 pm

    It’s going to be hard to top Kate McKinnon. She really shines as a character actor, and I hope she has her pick of fun projects. Or whatever else she wants to do

  22. 22.

    NeenerNeener

    May 22, 2022 at 1:54 pm

    Based on what I went through last year when my washing machine pump failed in a first floor laundry room and I had to replace 500 sq ft of flooring, these days you don’t have the undivided attention of your contractor from start to finish. They have multiple jobs going at once, and they work around the availability of materials and health of subcontractors. I miss the old days.

  23. 23.

    scav

    May 22, 2022 at 2:33 pm

    Ok, incoming test

    test

    test in rearview mirror

    we apologize for the non sequitur.

  24. 24.

    scav

    May 22, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    Whoops, need another one

  25. 25.

    scav

    May 22, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    ???? why the hell does italic work as em but not bold?!

  26. 26.

    Yutsano

    May 22, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    Looks like ol’ Hersh is going the full evangelical suck-up route. Anyone want to bet he has an abortion in his past?

    https://thehill.com/news/campaign/3495657-herschel-walker-says-he-wants-total-ban-on-abortion-theres-no-exception-in-my-mind/

  27. 27.

    NeenerNeener

    May 22, 2022 at 4:03 pm

    ‘@Yutsano: I’d bet he’s responsible for at least one in high school and one in college.

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