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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Open Thread: The GOP Death Cult, Affirming Its Tenets

Open Thread: The GOP Death Cult, Affirming Its Tenets

by Anne Laurie|  May 29, 20228:52 pm| 34 Comments

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They will put our kids into maximum security prisons before so much as accepting the mildest restrictions on their fucking deadly toys.
I don't know of any group in America nearly as vile. https://t.co/xwSgDiiD1f

— Slava Malamud šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ (@SlavaMalamud) May 27, 2022

 

 

 

Abbott and his ilk know that cops lie. They just normally don’t give a shit. They’re normally willing to back the lies.

Spare me the pretense of outrage, you odious bootlicker hacks. https://t.co/yN6RV9pBrp

— HatKicksSandOnDershReaders (@Popehat) May 27, 2022

 

 

 

 

 

The former Director of ICE who implemented the family separation policy under Trump doesn’t like to see police officials questioned. https://t.co/peKurs8j0s

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 27, 2022

 

 

This is what minority rule looks like: 10% of voters determining whether kids get to come home school alive or in a coffin. pic.twitter.com/WeMlNhooE9

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) May 26, 2022

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34Comments

  1. 1.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 29, 2022 at 4:59 pm

    Fuck the entire GOP into the Sun. (That’s not a typo or autoincorrect.)

  2. 2.

    Baud

    May 29, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    The GOP knows only Dems have agency. That principle is the secret ingredient to minority rule.

  3. 3.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 29, 2022 at 5:05 pm

    I am trying to figure out who is the biggest asshole discussed in the various tweets (Ron Johnson, Mitch McConnell, and Lauren Boebert make compelling cases). If assholeness were a finite quantity, then someone would have to be the biggest asshole. However, if assholeness is unbounded, then they all can be the biggest asshole. It looks like the latter case applies here.

  4. 4.

    debbie

    May 29, 2022 at 5:07 pm

    Except Abbott didn’t sound at all livid when he said he was livid. He sounded more like he was reciting a line in a school play.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    May 29, 2022 at 5:08 pm

    Infinite assholes is what you get when you divide the GOP by zero.

  6. 6.

    different-church-lady

    May 29, 2022 at 5:15 pm

    We absolutely DID ban planes for two weeks, until we figured shit out.

  7. 7.

    different-church-lady

    May 29, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    You know what else we did? We put a bunch of restrictions on what people could bring on planes and made them go through security procedures to keep them from using planes to kill people. YOU DUMB CONGRESSIONAL FUCK.

  8. 8.

    CaseyL

    May 29, 2022 at 5:22 pm

    It would be nice if the various political talk shows simply refused to put any GOPers on. Yes, the thanatophiliacs could still go on Fox, but barring them from “respectable” media would, perhaps, indicate to the general public that the GOP is no more a legitimate political party than, say, the American Nazi Party

  9. 9.

    Baud

    May 29, 2022 at 5:23 pm

    ‘@different-church-lady
    May 29, 2022 at 5:18 PM

    I think ATF Precheck sounds like a good name for a gun control program.

  10. 10.

    Yutsano

    May 29, 2022 at 5:35 pm

    Repost from below:

    FTFNYT spills some tea:

    https://twitter.com/HeidiStevens13/status/1530885923013001222?s=20&t=TzZVpdMSWgTFu2p2o4rX-Q

  11. 11.

    Gravenstone

    May 29, 2022 at 5:37 pm

    Abbott and his ilk know that cops lie. They just don’t expect to be the ones lied to! Well, fuck you very much “Governor”.

  12. 12.

    Spanky

    May 29, 2022 at 5:41 pm

    I’m afraid that if I caught one of these fuckers out in public I might turn felonius.

  13. 13.

    debbie

    May 29, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    This woman must be stopped:

    No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
    @NoLieWithBTC
    Ā·
    1h
    NEW: Marjorie Taylor Greene just called for adults to form armed ā€œvolunteerā€ militias to patrol schools until they repeal all laws that prohibit guns in schools.

    https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1531005651098419205?s=20&t=SN_cvVNq4mxfGvJgBuKItw

  14. 14.

    Kay

    May 29, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    Beto O’Rourke
    @BetoORourke
    Governor candidate, TX
    38,000 Texans had their license to carry denied, revoked, or suspended over the last five years because law enforcement deemed them too dangerous to carry a loaded gun in public.
    But thanks to Greg Abbott’s new law, they don’t need a license to carry anymore.

  15. 15.

    JPL

    May 29, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    ‘@debbie, the way for her to lose was in the primary with crossover votes. As much as I would like a democrat to win the seat, they won’t.

  16. 16.

    debbie

    May 29, 2022 at 5:55 pm

    ‘@JPL: I know. Hope springs eternal. She’s very busy talking today, something about growing fake meat in “peach tree dishes.” My head hurts.

  17. 17.

    Dangerman

    May 29, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    No, we didn’t ban planes. We just restricted who could get on them. Ya know, you ignorant fuck, it was called a no fly list.

    I propose a no gun list. Easy peasy. And fuck you.

  18. 18.

    Mike in NC

    May 29, 2022 at 5:58 pm

    The NRA has deep pockets and owns most of the Republican Death Cult, from the Fat Orange Clown to Moscow Mitch to Loonie Boebert.

  19. 19.

    Dorothy A Winsor

    May 29, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    I see JD Vance says the problem is porn

    It was so ridiculous, I actually laughed. It’s not funny, but it is laughable

  20. 20.

    JPL

    May 29, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    ‘@debbie, It makes me ill to know people that touted her successes.

  21. 21.

    Leslie

    May 29, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    Re the feral pigs:

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs

  22. 22.

    cain

    May 29, 2022 at 6:15 pm

    My only solace is that they all sound like loons to all the gen Zs – I mean honestly, porn is the reason why some kids spend 15k in ammo and guns and shoots little children at a school?

    Even then they claim mental health – they’ve managed to reduce funding for all of it. So whose fault is that?

  23. 23.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 29, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    My dear wife and I have Global Entry. You apply, make an appointment months in advance at a designated TSA facility, pay $100, go there, get photographed and fingerprinted, wait weeks while they run a background check, and eventually get your card. I don’t recall, but probably 3-4 months. And this is just to not stand in a long line when entering the US. If it took that long to buy a gun, I wouldn’t mind at all.

  24. 24.

    Geminid

    May 29, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    Boebert might not make it past her primary June 28. Her opponent, State Senator Don Coram, is appealing to disaffected Republicans and to Unaffiliated voters, the largest block in the CO 3rd CD. The latter group gets two ballots in the mail and can return one or the other either by mail or in person. There are reports of 3rd Disyrict Democrats reregistering as Unaffiliated in order to vote against their motormouthed representative.

    Boebert won by 6 points in 2020, but redistricting has made the district more Republican. The June 28 primary is probably the best chance to knock Boebert out. Coram would certainly be an improvement. His Republican critics accuse him of being too willing to work with Democrats in the Colorado legislature.

    The 72 year-old Coram looks like rancher, but he’s actually a hemp farmer. He’s been accused of promoting legislation that would favor the industry and himself. In a debate last week Boebert tried to accuse Coram of acting in this matter with ulterior motives, but it came out of her mouth as “alternative motors.”

  25. 25.

    lowtechcyclist

    May 29, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    Ariel Edwards-Levy’s Feral Hog Poetry Thread:

    https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1158757993829343233

  26. 26.

    Sure Lurkalot

    May 29, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    ‘@debbie

    The Mange got like 70% of the vote in the R primary. The D winner (Marcus Flowers) got only 3,000 more votes than Mange’s challenger.

    She’s an embarrassing ignoramus but of course, the real problem is the voters. She will no doubt hold that seat for as long as she likes.

  27. 27.

    sukabi

    May 29, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    The more the repubs talk about their “solutions” and excuse the gross incompetence and cowardice of the local cops the angrier I get…

    Thought Abbott and Cruz were the worst but then Coryn goes and opens his yap….grrrrrrrr

  28. 28.

    Geminid

    May 29, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    ‘@Sure Lurkalot: No Democrat has finished closer than 25% behind in Greene’s Georgia 14th CD since it was created in 2011. It’s a “corner” district, with Alabama its western border and Tennessee its northern boundary.

  29. 29.

    Suzanne

    May 29, 2022 at 7:38 pm

    ‘@Geminid
    “It’s a ā€œcornerā€ district, with Alabama its western border and Tennessee its northern boundary.”

    I cannot accurately convey my visceral reaction to reading those words. I’d be scared to do so much as stop for gas in a place like that.

  30. 30.

    Soprano2

    May 29, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    Speaking of assholes, I saw John Ashcroft today. He was leaving the place we went to have breakfast as we were coming in. A bunch of people were with him, I assume his family. It’s not every day you can say you saw a former Attorney General of the U.S.

  31. 31.

    Amir Khalid

    May 29, 2022 at 10:14 pm

    ‘@Dorothy A Winsor:
    Porn doesn’t make you want to kill people. In fact, it induces exactly the opposite impulse, if you know what I mean.

    As an outside observer I’ve been watching Democrats and Republicans tangle over gun control for decades. I have never understood the latter group’s entrenched belief — which they well know is indefensible — that the right to possess and carry firearms trumps all other rights AND the obligation to be responsible with them.

  32. 32.

    RaflW

    May 29, 2022 at 10:34 pm

    I would readily donate to an organization that ran ads accusing Bill Cassidy of equating the Uvalde students with feral pigs.

    The claim would have a far cleaner line of connection than 90% of GOP blather about Democrats and “socialism” or “wokeness.”

  33. 33.

    opiejeanne

    May 29, 2022 at 11:02 pm

    ‘@Amir Khalid
    Money. That’s the reason for their fealty.

  34. 34.

    redoubtagain

    May 29, 2022 at 11:42 pm

    ‘@Suzanne

    “pocket borough”

    Up I-75, past the remains of carpet mills. . .

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