Move along, citizens, nothing to see here, according to John Eastman:
I can categorically confirm that at no time did I discuss with Mrs. Thomas or Justice Thomas any matters pending or likely to come before the Court. We have never engaged in such discussions, would not engage in such discussions, and did not do so in December 2020 or anytime else.
What’s that — you say you’re not necessarily prepared to take the word of a scheming, traitorous shit-weasel who tried to orchestrate a coup to keep a deranged, embarrassing clown in the Oval Office after the citizens of this nation voted to toss his loser orange ass out? Yeah, me neither.
In fact, since Eastman included Clarence Thomas in his categorical denial — when no one alleged a direct conversation between the two — I’m revising upward my calculation of the odds that both Thomases were actively involved in the plot.