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You are here: Home / Balloon Juice / Face Eating Leopard Party Strikes Again

Face Eating Leopard Party Strikes Again

by TaMara|  June 18, 20229:11 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads

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How it started:

Tucker Carlson derisively refers to @DanCrenshawTX, who lost his eye while serving our country as a Navy SEAL in Afghanistan, as “eye-patch McCain.” pic.twitter.com/ItsrNyPGQd

— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) May 17, 2022

How’s it’s going:

BREAKING: Dan Crenshaw & Staff Physically Assaulted by Right Wing Attackers Shouting 'Eyepatch McCain' at TX GOP https://t.co/EVBFWZNV4Q

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 18, 2022

UPDATE: Second Video from TX Convention Shows Man in MAGA Hat Shouting Dan Crenshaw 'Needs To Be Hung for Treason' https://t.co/EVBFWZNV4Q

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 18, 2022

Crenshaw is anti- LGBTQ+  …

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…who is, as far as I can tell, an all-around awful human being. But he’s not awful enough for the Texas GOP. I don’t condone this attack, but as far as I can tell, he should have seen this coming with his good eye (I’m going to hell for that one).

This is who they are.

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  1. 1.

    SpaceUnit

    June 18, 2022 at 5:14 pm

    I’ll be rooting for injuries all around, figuratively speaking.

  2. 2.

    sab

    June 18, 2022 at 5:16 pm

    Tucker Carlson is a menace.

  3. 3.

    Gvg

    June 18, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    Context? Why did Tucker attack Crenshaw? What was the attack other than a nickname? Why is eyepatch McCain derisive?

    Also I would think that is too direct an immediate for Carleton to get away with. I would think he could be charged for something since he came up with such a unique label that was so quickly used during a physical attack. If Crenshaw doesn’t want to take on Tucker, then his staffers maybe could.

    Also staffers getting attacked is going to chill others.

  4. 4.

    Uncle Jeffy

    June 18, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    TaMara, if you’re going to hell for that one, F*cker Carlson and the Texas Rethuglikkkan Party will be your honor guard.

  5. 5.

    scav

    June 18, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    Apparently not even the one-eyed can lead the grand olk party of the (willfully) blind.

  6. 6.

    TaMara

    June 18, 2022 at 5:20 pm

    I thought Colorado’s GOP convention was off the rails, TX is just driving the train straight off the bridge:

    NEW: The Texas Republican Party has voted to shut out Log Cabin Republicans, an organization of gay Republicans, from participating in their convention. Log Cabin Republicans just said it is “shameful” they they are being “excluded” and that Republicans are being “narrow-minded.”

    — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) June 18, 2022

  7. 7.

    debbie

    June 18, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    Carlson needs to go the way of Alex Jones.

  8. 8.

    scav

    June 18, 2022 at 5:22 pm

    It’s also going to put a bit of a spanner in TFG’s claim that words he dun said could in no way ever possibly incite violence in his devoted pacifistic touristic followers, nohow.

  9. 9.

    kindness

    June 18, 2022 at 5:22 pm

    Lord Of The Flies was fiction I had thought. Welcome to Tuckers world.

  10. 10.

    Scout211

    June 18, 2022 at 5:25 pm

    @Gvg:

    He attacked Crenshaw over his support  for Ukraine.

    Fox News’ Tucker Carlson mocked Republican Texas Representative Dan Crenshaw as he discussed his support for Ukraine, dubbing the congressman, a former Navy SEAL who lost an eye while fighting in Afghanistan, “eye patch McCain.”

    Carlson was discussing the plan for the United States to send Ukraine $40 billion in aid as it continues its fight against Russia, which Crenshaw supports. Carlson argued against the aid and said that the nationwide baby formula shortage should take precedent.

    “Why is Congress so focused on Ukraine but you can’t find baby formula, you can’t even fill your truck because things in our economy are declining really rapidly,” Carlson said.

    “Don’t ask questions, according to Congressman Dan Crenshaw of Texas, asking questions like that, really any questions at all, thinking you’re a citizen, makes you pro-Russia.”

  11. 11.

    encephalopath

    June 18, 2022 at 5:26 pm

    Maybe Crenshaw IS hung. Maybe even really well hung.

    Nobody said he should be hanged or anything so it’s all good.

  12. 12.

    hells littlest angel

    June 18, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    Hey, in the country of the blind he could be president.

  13. 13.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    @TaMara: 

    Republicans? Narrow-minded? No! That’s crazy talk!

  14. 14.

    Citizen Alan

    June 18, 2022 at 5:28 pm

    @TaMara:
    The LCR shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure they’ll still get their tax cuts even as they’re being marched into the camps.

  15. 15.

    Betty Cracker

    June 18, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    Completely deranged.

  16. 16.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 5:30 pm

    What incredibly dreadful creatures to share a species with.

  17. 17.

    Ken

    June 18, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    @eclare: I’m hearing “Narrow-minded is fine, until it affects us” in that.

  18. 18.

    feebog

    June 18, 2022 at 5:33 pm

    When you are invited to a party of cannibals you may be on the menu.

  19. 19.

    MisterForkbeard

    June 18, 2022 at 5:34 pm

    @Scout211: In addition to that, Crenshaw has said a couple of times that the far-right is crazy. He’s absolutely guilty of the two things that get you in trouble with the Right:

    1) Insufficient fealty to Republicans
    2) Not reflexively promoting Russia when it would hurt Democrats and Democracy

  20. 20.

    Lapassionara

    June 18, 2022 at 5:35 pm

    @Cameron: what incredibly dreadful creatures to share a country with.

  21. 21.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 5:35 pm

    @Ken:   I think that is how everything is measured.  Does this affect us?  No?  We’re good.

  22. 22.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 18, 2022 at 5:37 pm

    Apparently, some right-wing “comedian” named Alex Stein and others were involved in this

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    June 18, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    Been offering a variation of the tourist slogan for decades:

    “Texas. It’s a whole ‘nother country dimension.”

  24. 24.

    Sister Golden Bear

    June 18, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    [Gozilla gif] Let them fight.

  25. 25.

    Mike in NC

    June 18, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    The imbecile hawking Trump merchandise today had a yard sign that read, “Law & Order. Vote Trump”. Proving that irony is indeed dead.

  26. 26.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 18, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    Cripes. I guess if you go to a GOP gathering, you have to expect this kind of thing now. But Carlson’s power is terrifying

  27. 27.

    WaterGirl

    June 18, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    @Ken:

    I’m hearing “Narrow-minded is fine, until it affects us” in that.

    Exactly.  Republicans being narrow-minded is news?

    Who wants to belong to a group that loathes you???

  28. 28.

    The Moar You Know

    June 18, 2022 at 5:40 pm

    Where’s the gallows?   I know these folks know how to put together a halfass one very quickly.

  29. 29.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 5:41 pm

    @TaMara:  The Log Cabin Republicans are breathing a sigh of relief.   Imagine what would have happened if they were allowed in.

  30. 30.

    Scout211

    June 18, 2022 at 5:42 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Update from Mediaite.

    World Economic Forum sellout! (Huh?)

    Supports red flag laws!

    Alex Rosen shouts at various people in the hotel calling the congressman a “fraud” and a “World Economic Forum sell-out.” Another person applauds and shouts back that Crenshaw supports Red Flag laws.

  31. 31.

    Leto

    June 18, 2022 at 5:42 pm

    he should have seen this coming with his good eye (I’m going to hell for that one).

    We’re going together because I lol’d.

  32. 32.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 5:44 pm

    @JPL:   Good point.

  33. 33.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 5:46 pm

    The one thing Crenshaw did not do is walk out and refuse to speak at the conference.   Let’s not give this guy another medal.

  34. 34.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 5:47 pm

    A very engaged and energized crowd for #PoorPeoplesCampaign in DC today. pic.twitter.com/5ALGbrChe7— Roy Edroso (@edroso) June 18, 2022

  35. 35.

    Benw

    June 18, 2022 at 5:47 pm

    Patriotic, anti-communist, pro-military, real-man Republicans attacking an ex Navy Seal for supporting aid to our ally fighting a war against Russia because Tucker Carlson told them to! How do they keep it all in their heads at the same time?

  36. 36.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 5:47 pm

    @Leto:   I’ll see y’all there.

  37. 37.

    Frank Wilhoit

    June 18, 2022 at 5:48 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: Let them, at any rate, wonder who is safe.

  38. 38.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    “You know what I liked about Trump? Everybody was afraid of him, including me.”

    — Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) at “Faith and Freedom Coalition” conference in Nashville, Tennessee pic.twitter.com/yozINJD5vq

    — The Recount (@therecount) June 17, 2022

    Nobody wants their face eaten. Leopard 2024!

  39. 39.

    Kropacetic

    June 18, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    Crenshaw, for his myriad flaws, is one of the rare Republicans who occasionally says something I actually agree with*.

    That is to say, I understand why wingers would want to get rid of him.

    *Don’t ask for a citation. I don’t remember what he said or did, just that I felt once or twice “that’s a normal human attitude right there.” High praise from me for a Republican.

  40. 40.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    The reason the Pencette’s like Crenshaw won’t stand up against the extreme right wing, is because they want their votes.   That’s it.

  41. 41.

    Tony Jay

    June 18, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    Hey, they’re just trying to purify their movement. And as everyone knows, there’s nothing more attractive to middle-of-the-road, apolitical voters than the violent ideological flagellations of a really, really purified movement.

  42. 42.

    debbie

    June 18, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    Whoever slimed Cawthorn and is trying to do the same to Boebert needs to stretch even further and go after Tucker. There’s got to be a reason he sounds like a prepubescent incel.

  43. 43.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting

    Files could be ‘highly embarrassing,’ involve ’emotional/mental distress,’ it argueshttps://t.co/8GYMgLYJQv

    — Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) June 17, 2022

    if cops don’t have to produce body cam footage that is “highly embarrassing” to them, what’s the point of pretending body cams are an effective tool for accountability? https://t.co/qFDsPb8JSU

    — molly conger (@socialistdogmom) June 17, 2022

  44. 44.

    Kropacetic

    June 18, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    @germy shoemangler: You know what I liked about Trump? Everybody was afraid of him, including me.

    I don’t like to kink shame, hell, this is close to my own flavor of kink (minus any Trumpy BS, of course).  Still, your kinks should not be the basis of public policy or choosing officials.

    debbie: There’s got to be a reason [Tucker Carlson] sounds like a prepubescent incel.

    When you put it that way, it explains itself.

  45. 45.

    EmanG

    June 18, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    I just wonder how long it’s going to take for someone to apologize to Pete Davidson.

  46. 46.

    Ken

    June 18, 2022 at 5:53 pm

    @WaterGirl: Who wants to belong to a group that loathes you???

    Family is important.

  47. 47.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 18, 2022 at 5:53 pm

    I have no use at all for Dan Crenshaw, but Tuckums makes him look like the second coming of Barbara Jordan, Lyndon Johnson, and Molly Ivins (to name three pretty impressive Texans at random).

  48. 48.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    @debbie:

    The only way to shame him is to loudly and persistently amplify the story that he petitioned Hunter Biden for help in getting his son Buckley into Georgetown.

  49. 49.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 5:55 pm

    The Texas GOP is voting today to call homosexuals abnormal, so those who said I’m not a drag queen or a trans, so I’m safe are idiots.

  50. 50.

    Ken

    June 18, 2022 at 5:55 pm

    @germy shoemangler: “You know what I liked about Trump? Everybody was afraid of him, including me.”

    Did Sen. Graham go on to praise the Green River Killer and Osama bin Laden?

  51. 51.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    @germy shoemangler: It’s probably just a quirk of mine, but I’d actually prefer being “highly embarrassed” and “shamed/humiliated” to being, y’know, shot dead by a lunatic.

  52. 52.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 5:57 pm

    @EmanG:   Hahaha…I think Pete is doing OK these days, now that he’s part of Kete.

  53. 53.

    debbie

    June 18, 2022 at 5:58 pm

    @JPL:

    I wonder what they’ll do? Try to fight the nutjobs for control of the party, or will they sit quietly outside the circle, not attracting attention, and vote for the nutjobs? You just know this won’t stay in Texas.

  54. 54.

    Baud

    June 18, 2022 at 6:00 pm

    Dems wouldn’t let Nazis into their convention, so both sides.

  55. 55.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 6:01 pm

    Pete Davidson really worked one of the most demanding jobs in show business with the energy of a seasonal temp employee and I commend him for that.

    — Kady Ruth (@kady_ruth) May 23, 2022

  56. 56.

    Ksmiami

    June 18, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    @sab: we are going to have to bring down the Fox News Oann ecosystem before it destroys us all.

  57. 57.

    Scout211

    June 18, 2022 at 6:04 pm

    @germy shoemangler:

    The new version they are leaking to the media is that they could have fired at the shooter, but we’re too concerned that they might  hit the children.

    Releasing the body cams could clear up all of these “confusing” versions of CYA the police response.

    UVALDE, Texas — Two Uvalde city police officers passed up a fleeting chance to shoot a gunman outside Robb Elementary School before he went on to kill 21 people inside the school, a senior sheriff’s deputy told The New York Times.
    That would mean a second missed opportunity for officers to stop Salvador Ramos before the May 24 rampage inside the school that killed 19 children and two teachers. Officials said that a school district police drove past Ramos without seeing him in the school parking lot.
    The unidentified officers, one of whom was armed with an AR-15-style rifle, said they feared hitting children playing in the line of fire outside the school, Chief Deputy Ricardo Rios of nearby Zavalla County told the newspaper.
    The officers’ chance of stopping Ramos passed quickly, perhaps in seconds, Rios said.

  58. 58.

    jnfr

    June 18, 2022 at 6:04 pm

    Yes, this is who they are.

  59. 59.

    Jackie

    June 18, 2022 at 6:05 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: He and MTG have had a few Twitter fights re Ukraine. Disagreeing with MTG puts Crenshaw on Tucker’s enemy list.

     

    @MisterForkbeard:

  60. 60.

    Ksmiami

    June 18, 2022 at 6:06 pm

    @Lapassionara: we don’t have to be stuck in this suicide pact…

  61. 61.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:08 pm

    @debbie: Since abortion will not be an issue in 2024,  they are turning to the gays.   trump signaled it when he went after teachers who taught trans.   That doesn’t happen but it sure riles up a crowd.   Gay marriage is the next target and they hope no one pays attention to the supremes ridding us of the EPA.

    just my opinion

  62. 62.

    jnfr

    June 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    @Cameron:

    This is so true. Truest comment ever.

  63. 63.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 18, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    @Tony Jay: 

    Hey, they’re just trying to purify their movement. And as everyone knows, there’s nothing more attractive to middle-of-the-road, apolitical voters than the violent ideological flagellations of a really, really purified movement.

    You’d think, but they’ve purified their movement so many times between 1980 and now, and it hasn’t seemed to hurt them yet.

    I think part of it is that both the Dems and the media continue to treat the GQP like a normal political party, so the message really never gets through to low-info voters just how far they’ve gone off the rails this time.

    Another part of it is that the media treat the GQP hordes like some force of nature that lacks agency: as someone said in the previous thread, they put the responsibility entirely on the Dems to reach across party lines. Cornyn threatens to kill the gun control deal? The story isn’t about Cornyn’s double-dealing, it’s how it’s up to the Dems to find a way to keep him on board.

    Another part is the media not saying diddly as the Rethugs routinely vilify the Dems, just taking it for granted that that’s the way they are, while they say things that would give a case of the vapors to every MSM pundit in America if the Dems said them about the Rethugs.

    There’s more, I’m sure, but that’s a start.

  64. 64.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 6:12 pm

    @JPL:   I agree.  That strategy got W elected in 2004.

  65. 65.

    NutmegAgain

    June 18, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    Maybe it’s beginning of a (Night) Friedman Unit of the Long Knives, and the RW will consume its own. With a different outcome, of course.

  66. 66.

    debbie

    June 18, 2022 at 6:14 pm

    @JPL:

    Depressing. At what point will they go too far?

  67. 67.

    Kent

    June 18, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    @JPL:

    @debbie: Since abortion will not be an issue in 2024,  they are turning to the gays.   trump signaled it when he went after teachers who taught trans.   That doesn’t happen but it sure riles up a crowd.   Gay marriage is the next target and they hope no one pays attention to the supremes ridding us of the EPA.

    just my opinion

    You are right and you aren’t right.

    They throw every vile thing they can think of at the wall and just run with whatever sticks.  Mostly that is hate.  Hate for LGBT folks which is where all the trans panic comes from.  But also pure unadulterated racism which is where all the CRT panic and “build the wall” comes from.   I don’t think there is a particular master plan to achieve specific objectives like eliminating gay marriage except in the most fundie circles.  It’s more about weaponizing hate for political power.

    In 2024 we will have a full throated festival of hate and whatever seems to stick and incite the MAGAts will be what they run with.  Remember, Trump isn’t actually a leader of any kind.  He is simply a follower.  He has a ferret’s nose for the worst stench out there and just follows along

    Oh, and what makes you think abortion won’t be an issue in 2024?  Of course it will be an issue.  “We need to rein in those Godless abortion factory states like California.  And elect good people to do it.”

  68. 68.

    karen marie

    June 18, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    @germy shoemangler: Oh, my.  I hadn’t heard that before.  Not surprised though.

    “There’s a club, and you’re not in it,” as Driftglass likes to say.

  69. 69.

    Steeplejack

    June 18, 2022 at 6:17 pm

    “When they came for Eyepatch McCain I didn’t say anything, because I was in there swinging a fist.

    “When they came for the Log Cabin Condo Republicans I didn’t say anything, because I was busy wielding a pitchfork.”

  70. 70.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    @Kent:  Hate is all they have.

  71. 71.

    germy shoemangler

    June 18, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    @karen marie:

    That’s the only thing he’s embarrassed by.  The rest of the stuff we uncover, he just laughs at us.  He doesn’t care.

  72. 72.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    I have some popcorn in my cupboards, some cooking oil and salt.

    And, yes, I can make enough for everyone.

  73. 73.

    karen marie

    June 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    @Scout211:   So let me get this straight.  The police were outside, knew there was an active danger entering the school but they didn’t think to notify the school so an alarm could be sounded and classrooms locked?

    Not exactly covering themselves with glory here.

  74. 74.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 18, 2022 at 6:20 pm

    @eclare:

    That was also 2004, tho. In 2022, approval for same sex marriage is at 70%

  75. 75.

    zhena gogolia

    June 18, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    Couldn’t some enterprising reporter get to the bottom of tuckers ties to Putin?

  76. 76.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 18, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    @debbie:

    Carlson needs to go the way of Alex Jones.

    Very charitable of you to not say the way of Rush Limbaugh.

  77. 77.

    gene108

    June 18, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    @TaMara: 

    Texas GOP has been shutting out Log Cabin Republicans since 1996.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/wagatwe/status/1538237349200400384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1538237349200400384%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdisqus.com%2Fembed%2Fcomments%2F%3Fbase%3Ddefaultf%3Dwonkettecomt_i%3D2657529453t_u%3Dhttps3A2F2Fwww.wonkette.com2Fgop-holding-up-gun-bill-to-make-sure-abusive-ex-boyfriends-can-have-gunst_d%3D0A2020202020202020GOP20Holding20Up20Gun20Bill20To20Ensure20Abusive20Ex-Boyfriends20Can20Have20Guns0A20202020t_t%3D0A2020202020202020GOP20Holding20Up20Gun20Bill20To20Ensure20Abusive20Ex-Boyfriends20Can20Have20Guns0A20202020s_o%3Ddefaultversion%3Dcfefa856cbcd7efb87102e7242c9a829

  78. 78.

    eclare

    June 18, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):   The geographic distribution of people who approve is an issue with the electoral college.

  79. 79.

    raven

    June 18, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:  Shit, Crenshaw was a fucking Seal. That pantywaist motherfucker Carlson wouldn’t last a minute.

  80. 80.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 18, 2022 at 6:26 pm

    I don’t condone this attack, but as far as I can tell, he should have seen this coming with his good eye (I’m going to hell for that one).

    I felt a ping of shame from laughing, then went “Aw, fuck it!”

  81. 81.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    There is some good news to share.   You know who supports Red Flag Laws?    ……   DeSantis.   Won’t the gun nuts be proud.

  82. 82.

    Steeplejack

    June 18, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    @karen marie:

    I’m not even sure this story is true. It’s like the third or fourth version they’ve trotted out.

  83. 83.

    dexwood

    June 18, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    @raven:  He might last a minute if he stays to the blind side, but not much longer.

  84. 84.

    Jim Vandewalker

    June 18, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    This looks like a test: “Who can we send our flying monkeys after?” *pteradactyl scream

  85. 85.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    @gene108: Was this in their platform before ..   just askin

    Sergio Martínez-Beltrán on Twitter: “Here’s part of the proposed 2022 platform of the Republican Party of Texas. “Homosexuality is an abnormal lifestyle choice.” #txpol #txlege https://t.co/azGXxIKYUm” / Twitter

  86. 86.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    @dexwood: oh

  87. 87.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 18, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    @JPL:

    Huh. That’s interesting. Wonder if he’ll flipflop?

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    June 18, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    ‘@JPL

    No amendment stating “But day-um, them lesbians are hot!”

    //

  89. 89.

    Tony Jay

    June 18, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Hasn’t it hurt them? In 1980 the Republicans won the Presidency by almost 10%, the popular vote by something like 8 and a half million votes, and took 44 states. Compare that to the Glorious Shrub’s razor thin wins and the tiny number of voters who tipped 2016 towards The Pustule.

    Yes, you’re right to point out that they’ve been given too much unearned credibility by Dems and had the Media firmly in their corner while they’ve been transitioning from a national political Party into an apocalyptic cannibal horde, but that’s just masked the problem that inevitably comes from winnowing your Base down to the scummiest scum and your candidate list down to the most villainous villains.

    They’re heading towards midterm elections with their racist TV hosts inspiring their hyped-up Party stalwarts to attack their Party candidates on camera. And it’s only going to get worse as the hysteria on the Right gets amped up by their Citrus Messiah’s paranoid ravings.

    I’m hardly the Oracle of Delphi, but sniffing these vapours is giving me visions of a Party that a – lot – of normies are going to shy away from voting for.

  90. 90.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    @karen marie: It might be best to start with the assumption that everything they’re saying is a lie.  All that SWAT-training bullshit was just macho posturing – when the shit hit the fan, why….hey…a man could get hurt here, y’know?

  91. 91.

    Philbert

    June 18, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    @Leto: me first, I saw that coming with my bad eye!

  92. 92.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Of course he will.   They are all cowards.   If it doesn’t pass Congress, he’ll probably call for a review and say it’s a waste of money.

  93. 93.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    @JPL: Wow.  I did not know this.  He does a few more things like that, he might almost rise to sea level in my opinion.  Not that he would give a shit about my opinion.

  94. 94.

    MisterDancer

    June 18, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    @Kent: They throw every vile thing they can think of at the wall and just run with whatever sticks. Mostly that is hate.

    Yes. There is no plan. The Conservative Movement — yes, even the Club for Growth and Federalist Society wankers — aren’t building out 10 Year Plans to take over America.

    Or rather — it’s the same game plan their fore-fathers used to create Jim Crow. Cull the voting population, terrorize the ones they can’t cull out, and throw empty promises of money and power to the ones they tell to Hate.

    Y’all gotta recall — they got so many with tax and budget cuts. SO MANY. The GOP was the Party (or so they claimed!) for low taxes and “fiscal responsibility” off the backs of some lower classes. Which lower classes? Oh, the ones who also happened to be pilloried as “Welfare Queens.” They sold to so many that the Democrats were taking money from “ordinary Americans” and giving it to, well, Black folx, keeping alive the Hate while tying it directly to the slow loss of financial power.

    They did all that not with careful planning, but just by various Right-Wing groups throwing shit at the media and seeing what stuck. When you’re funded to do this full-time, with a staff at your beck and call, it’s a lot easier than the shoestring-funded Left-of-Center advocacy groups have it!

    Now: they literally write Hate bills. They have a whole system for shoveling Right-Wing Judges into the court system. They have so much dark money they can sue — and win! — to basically let politicians pay themselves in “contributions”.

    No carefully-developed plan could have worked all that out. No, they literally let a thousand points of filthy light bloom, and like the cockroaches these assholes are, they’ll let one or another get squashed if they fail — but leaves so many more to grow and breed in the underbelly of American life.

  95. 95.

    RSA

    June 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @germy shoemangler:  Wow, those twitter threads were eye-opening. I had to laugh about one contribution in particular.

    Libertarian Party Mises Caucus
    @LPMisesCaucus
    Abolish the police & public schools, and repeal all gun control. Sovereign immune government agents who use taxpayer funds to resist the release of bodycam footage of a massacre at a youth indoctrination prison shouldn’t exist, let alone be the only ones armed in society.

    Never change, LP. And I say that out of pity, because they just can’t change.

  96. 96.

    JPL

    June 18, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    not sure what happened but this is one article about DeSantis and the Red Flag Law.

    btw I didn’t bother reading it cuz I knew he supported it     link

  97. 97.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 18, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    @MisterDancer:

    So how do we stop them?

    Also, any opinion on Sotomayor’s comments on Clearance Thomas?

  98. 98.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    @MisterDancer: Yeah, they can pretty much run with knuckle-walkers.  What’s really dangerous is the fact that these bozos control the Supreme Court – and those folks actually sort of understand the law (yes, even Beer Bro).  So they can have howling mobs in the streets, and sortakinda official-looking judgements from the SC.  I think it’s going to be a hard road ahead.

  99. 99.

    gene108

    June 18, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    @JPL:

    I don’t know, but thinking homosexuality is a lifestyle choice seems to be the dominant belief among conservatives across the U.S.

    Maybe their belief used to be so widespread across the country, they didn’t need to explicitly mention it?

  100. 100.

    RSA

    June 18, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @Benw: Patriotic, anti-communist, pro-military, real-man Republicans attacking an ex Navy Seal for supporting aid to our ally fighting a war against Russia because Tucker Carlson told them to! How do they keep it all in their heads at the same time?

    It’s amazing. It wouldn’t be out of bounds for the general public to see Crenshaw as a war hero. (I’m also remembering the attacks on McCain and Kerry.)  And yet that’s what they explicitly go for!  “Let’s make fun of Crenshaw for the injury that brought him a Purple Heart, awarded in the name of the President.”  Anyone with an ounce of patriotism would think twice.

  101. 101.

    NotMax

    June 18, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    ‘@RSA

    Also the not so veiled attacks unleashed on Max Cleland were unconscionable.

  102. 102.

    Kropacetic

    June 18, 2022 at 7:04 pm

    @gene108: I don’t know, but thinking homosexuality is a lifestyle choice seems to be the dominant belief among conservatives across the U.S.

    Well, a not insignificant portion of them are choosing not to despite their inclinations or choosing to hide it in airport bathrooms…

  103. 103.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 18, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    @RSA:

    I’ve read this is the work of right-wing YouTube trolls like Alex Stein. They think they’re the good guys who love America and Crenshaw is a “globalist” who’s betraying America

  104. 104.

    Dan B

    June 18, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    @JPL: The GOP getting back in power is frightening to me because of the existential threat.  First they want LGBTQ people to be silenced.  When that doesn’t happen they will seek punishment.  States that push back against draconian laws will be subjected to thousands of lawsuits.  The Supreme Court is likely to be expanded with authoritarian, White Supremacist, and Dominionist appointments.  The thirst for total control seems to be growing.

  105. 105.

    gene108

    June 18, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    @MisterDancer:

    They did all that not with careful planning, but just by various Right-Wing groups throwing shit at the media and seeing what stuck. When you’re funded to do this full-time, with a staff at your beck and call, it’s a lot easier than the shoestring-funded Left-of-Center advocacy groups have it!

    I wish more people understood the reason Republicans seem to “be winning” is the nearly unlimited funds billionaires are willing to spend to get their way.

    I don’t know how to get this across to all the people upset at Democrats for not “fighting like Republicans”. Republican politicians are the beneficiaries of decades long investments by rich fuckwads to advance an agenda Republican politician either have to agree with or be forced out of Republican politics.

    Republican politicians don’t come with much of anything on their own. All the operatives and right-wing media do the heavy lifting.

  106. 106.

    Jeffro

    June 18, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    @gene108:I wish more people understood the reason Republicans seem to “be winning” is the nearly unlimited funds billionaires are willing to spend to get their way.

    one hunnert and ten percent THIS

    all the more reason to progressively tax the crud out of high earners…good things for more people happen with those funds, and we disarm the loons in the same stroke

  107. 107.

    Danielx

    June 18, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Any alternative will do.

  108. 108.

    Another Scott

    June 18, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @RSA: They always attack their enemy’s strength early on, to try to make it old news and to belittle it.  They went after Carter’s decency and nuclear bravery vs Reagan’s movies.  Even on their own side they do the same thing. They went after GHWB’s strength (youngest Navy fighter pilot, called him a wimp), etc., and of course the slime they threw at McCain.

    They’re totally predictable.

    Maybe enough voters will recognize it this time…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  109. 109.

    David ☘The Establishment☘ Koch

    June 18, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    This is Great News for …. (checks notes)… McCain!

  110. 110.

    David ☘The Establishment☘ Koch

    June 18, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    They hate McCain because he lost to a black guy, which is the ultimate betrayal to white supremacists

  111. 111.

    RSA

    June 18, 2022 at 7:57 pm

    @NotMax: Yes.

    @Another Scott: They always attack their enemy’s strength early on, to try to make it old news and to belittle it.

    You have a plausible explanation—I’m mainly shocked that it’s effective.  Naive me.

  112. 112.

    Poptartacus

    June 18, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    All fucking repukelicans need their faces smashed in.

  113. 113.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 8:09 pm

    @David ☘The Establishment☘ Koch: @David ☘The Establishment☘ Koch: And even worse – he’s dead! How much more of a loser can you be?

  114. 114.

    Percysowner

    June 18, 2022 at 8:12 pm

    On an utterly sickening note Uvalde surveillance video shows cops did not try to open door to classroom for 77 minutes: report There is a good chance the door to the room with the shooter wasn’t even locked and instead of trying to find the key to the room they were trying keys in unoccupied rooms to see if they could figure out the Master Key. You know, because our brave police can’t risk breaking a nail, even if kids die.

  115. 115.

    Kropacetic

    June 18, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    @Cameron: Makes it much easier to use his name to disparage someone else by proxy. I doubt Tuck’em would have gone that route if McCain were still alive.

  116. 116.

    Cameron

    June 18, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    @Kropacetic: Well, yeah. Like I’ve said about the Uvalde cops: going up against somebody who can fight back, a man could get hurt…

  117. 117.

    CliosFanBoy

    June 18, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    @Another Scott: A small correction, BUsh I was a pilot of a torpedo bomber, not a fighter pilot. Still very dangerous and you make a good point..

  118. 118.

    Subsole

    June 18, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    @Benw:

    They don’t. They just swap the placard on the shrieking ball of (very, VERY white) white-hot rage that fills their skull.

    It’s all just excuses anyway. The actual verbiage doesn’t matter.

  119. 119.

    Geminid

    June 18, 2022 at 8:51 pm

    @Percysowner: Those cops had good reason to fear that shooter’s high powered, high capacity rifle, . I’d have been terrified. I wish they would admit it, though, instead of acting like there were reasons other than a military grade weapon that kept them out of that room. If it had been some black guy with an ounce of weed and a .38 caliber revolver behind it,  that door wouldn’t have lasted very long at all.

  120. 120.

    Kay

    June 18, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    @Geminid:

    This is the error though:

    “But Arredondo was not trying those keys in the door to classrooms 111 and 112, where Ramos was holed up, according to the law enforcement source

    I think they’re focusing on the wrong part. It’s what happened before “Ramos was holed up”.

  121. 121.

    J R in WV

    June 18, 2022 at 9:30 pm

    @Kropacetic: 

    Well, a not insignificant portion of them are choosing not to despite their inclinations or choosing to hide it in airport bathrooms…

    I’ve flown all over the nation, even into other continents, and I’ve never been in an airport toilet where I was inclined to engage in a sexual encounter with anyone. And I’m kinda a horny person!

    Toilets are not a place where I think “Wow, lets get into some great sex right now, right here!!” Just not a thing where I react with “Whoo, lets go now!”

    More like “Please, Let me discharge my waste in time to find my departing flight!!”

  122. 122.

    Another Scott

    June 18, 2022 at 9:34 pm

    @CliosFanBoy: Thanks for the correction.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  123. 123.

    Geminid

    June 18, 2022 at 9:38 pm

    @Kay: The police certainly blew their chances to stop the shooter before he “holed up.” But once he did, that door was only so big a problem. Cops break down doors without master keys, even ones as strong as this one may have been. They have special rams for the purpose. And the class room’s walls were most likely regular 8″ cinderblock, lightly reinforced if at all. Knocking holes big enough to aim and shoot through would not take long at all.

    I think the destructiveness of the shooter’s rifle was the crux of the problem, at least once he holed up. He could shoot through that door and those cinderblock walls. Rather than hiding behind the door, the police would do better to point out how crazy it is for us to allow civilians to own military grade firearms. They lack the moral courage to do this, though, which is the crux of a second problem.

  124. 124.

    Ksmiami

    June 18, 2022 at 9:42 pm

    @Poptartacus: I’m so ready for this. It’s punch them into submission or a national divorce- you can’t negotiate with violent crazy Nazis

  125. 125.

    persistentillusion

    June 18, 2022 at 9:44 pm

    @NotMax:  And Rick Wilson was to blame.

  126. 126.

    Jinchi

    June 18, 2022 at 9:52 pm

    @Scout211: Two Uvalde city police officers passed up a fleeting chance to shoot a gunman outside Robb Elementary School before he went on to kill 21 people inside the school

    There’s a lot to criticize about the Uvalde police, but that’s a weird report.

    Two officers didn’t make a split second decision to open fire at school grounds on a man they didn’t see before he went on to commit a crime???

    That’s a far cry from “passing up” a chance to stop the shooter.

  127. 127.

    Amir Khalid

    June 18, 2022 at 10:22 pm

    @gene108:

    For as long as I have known of their existence, I have never quite understood why the Log Cabin Republicans are Republican.

  128. 128.

    Soprano2

    June 18, 2022 at 10:30 pm

    @Percysowner:  You’ve got to be kidding me! There wasn’t a janitor with a master key anywhere to be found? Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me.

  129. 129.

    Geminid

    June 18, 2022 at 11:22 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Their website tells me that the Log Cabin Republicans began their existence as an organized group in the aftermath of California’s “Briggs initiative.” Mr. Briggs was an ambitious politician who in 1978 succeeded in qualifying a ballot initiative that would prohibit homosexuals from teaching in public schools. Gay rights activists organized against the initiative, and with the help of former Governor Ronald Reagan the Briggs initiative was defeated. Gay Republicans then decided to take a visible role advancing their rights by starting the Log Cabin Republicans.

    Since then the power of political evangelicals has increased within the party to the point where the Log Cabin Republicans are marginized. In my state of Virginia, the bible thumpers used to be a junior partner in the state’s Republican coalition. During the last decade, though, they formed an alliance with the radical tea party cranks and now have the upper hand over the establishment Republicans who used to call the shots.

    I think this is more or less the case nationwide, and the Texas Republicans are a good example. The religious zealots fear homosexuality, so they hate it. The politicians in the party do not stand up to their bigotry, but try to exploit it instead. Now the Log Cabin Republicans might as well rebrand as the Log Closet Republicans.

  130. 130.

    Citizen Alan

    June 19, 2022 at 1:04 am

    @Amir Khalid: They’re rich. They think their wealth and status will insulate them from the worst aspects of institutional homophobia and so tax cuts are a bigger priority.

  131. 131.

    HeartlandLiberal

    June 19, 2022 at 6:05 am

    “he should have seen this coming with his good eye (I’m going to hell for that one)”

    No, you’re not. But you do get only one angel’s wing.

    (Rim shot sound effect)

  132. 132.

    Cat

    June 19, 2022 at 8:12 am

    Does Carlson have power or is he just giving them license to be who they are? @Dorothy A. Winsor:

  133. 133.

    Uncle Cosmo

    June 19, 2022 at 10:01 am

    @eclare: “Heaven for climate, hell for clientele.” :^D

  134. 134.

    taumaturgo

    June 19, 2022 at 12:42 pm

    Texas leading the way and showing America how much worse it could be.

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