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Happy Father’s Day, Y’all

by John Cole|  June 20, 202212:00 am| 53 Comments

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For Father’s day this year, dad got a new whip:

It was all Devon’s doing, and it works out great. He’s no longer driving much anyway, now he has a street legal cart for around town, and then in the winter they can tow it down to their place in South Carolina.

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  1. 1.

    Another Scott

    June 19, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    That’s a snazzy buggy!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  2. 2.

    O. Felix Culpa

    June 19, 2022 at 8:09 pm

    Looks cool. Why is it called a whip?

  3. 3.

    stacib

    June 19, 2022 at 8:13 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:  OMG, when even I know the whip reference, the world is spinning backwards. ;-) Me and pop culture are like water and oil.

    Whip = car

    It is a really nice ride, too.

  4. 4.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    Awesome ride! Your dad sure is lucky to have such a good son, Cole

  5. 5.

    John Cole

    June 19, 2022 at 8:16 pm

    I didn’t do anything.  Devon did it.

  6. 6.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 8:18 pm

    @John Cole: 

    Oh, whoops. Still, I’m sure it made your dad’s Father’s Day

  7. 7.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 19, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    The kiddo actually got me a card and wrote something in it, which was more than I expected from him. The teenage years can be a time of quick and intense changes – they sure were for me – but up until a couple of years ago we did all sorts of stuff together, and it’s weird that he barely wants to be in the same room with me anymore. I figure the best thing I can do is just be patient and wait it out.

  8. 8.

    CaseyL

    June 19, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    That’s… a dune buggy? I thought it was a golf cart at first!

  9. 9.

    eclare

    June 19, 2022 at 8:29 pm

    Excellent! Looks like it has two cupholders on the driver’s side?

  10. 10.

    eclare

    June 19, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:   I rotated back toward my parents, especially mom since I’m female, after I went off to college.  He’ll come back around.

  11. 11.

    henqiguai

    June 19, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    Juneteenth concert on CNN. I don’t do concerts (attitude and patience issues) but even I’m impressed with what I’ve seen. My wife is threatening to rock the house off the foundation if I weren’t here.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    June 19, 2022 at 8:35 pm

    That is one adorable little hot rod!  How fast can it go?

  13. 13.

    Joegy

    June 19, 2022 at 8:36 pm

    Why Whip? Cuz it’s as close as you’ll get to a whiplash in it. Fun looking buggy!

  14. 14.

    Cameron

    June 19, 2022 at 8:37 pm

    Perhaps I’m on the wrong thread.  https://youtu.be/IIEVqFB4WUo

  15. 15.

    Alison Rose

    June 19, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    I gave my Dad Rep Schiff’s book. He’s 80 years old and going through chemo, so it’ll probably take him a month to get through it, but IMO that’s a good return on investment.

  16. 16.

    James E Powell

    June 19, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Why is a car called a whip?

    I didn’t know either.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 19, 2022 at 8:44 pm

    Very cool! is it gas or electric?

    I remember visiting my aunt and uncle at their “golf course community” in Florida when I was about twelve, and seeing all the private golf carts, some them with plastic enclosing them so they could be air-conditioned. I thought, “Damn, I can’t wait to get old!”.

    Then it happened

    ETA: Also, having just been in my garage: I will pay your dad to come clean and organize it

  18. 18.

    O. Felix Culpa

    June 19, 2022 at 8:48 pm

    @stacib:

    My exposure to pop culture is nil, ever since my sons got launched. Maybe I should have let them live in my (non-existent) basement indefinitely, so I could keep current.

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 19, 2022 at 8:48 pm

    this may have already been posted, but…

    Vice President Kamala Harris @VP

    United States government official

    I can think of no better way to celebrate Juneteenth than by spending time with community. The @SecondGentleman and I were proud to welcome families to our home for the first-ever Juneteenth celebration at the Vice President’s Residence.

  20. 20.

    cbear

    June 19, 2022 at 8:54 pm

    Cool ride. Did you get him the “It’s hard out here for a pimp” bumper sticker?

  21. 21.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 8:57 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 

    Looks like it was a good time for them!

  22. 22.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    June 19, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    All the cool kids say whip.  Y’all need to meet some younger people.  ; )

  23. 23.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I second this question, Cole. Is it gas or electric?

  24. 24.

    eclare

    June 19, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):   It looks like it is plugged into the wall, but I guess it could be something obscured by the whip that is plugged in instead.

  25. 25.

    Another Scott

    June 19, 2022 at 9:01 pm

    @James E Powell:  I had the same reaction as one of the comments:

    This is a joke, right? I mean, the entire article is just a straight-faced prank about etymology, correct?

    This makes more sense to me:

    Whip is derived from the phrase, “To whip around in.” e.g.: Take a whip around the block in the car. Since you use a car to whip around in, “they” just started using the verb as a noun in a gerund-like fashion.

    FWIW.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  26. 26.

    stinger

    June 19, 2022 at 9:04 pm

    Wow — that looks like it has everything. Sa-weet!

  27. 27.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 9:07 pm

    @eclare:

    It might be. My guess would be electric since most golf cart-type vehicles like that are electric

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    June 19, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    Whip it. Whip it good.

    ;)

  29. 29.

    Timill

    June 19, 2022 at 9:10 pm

    Hope it has a proper striped awning like a Mini-Moke…

  30. 30.

    wmd

    June 19, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    Hey, he can help people get between gates at airports now!

  31. 31.

    chrisanthemama

    June 19, 2022 at 9:16 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: “When the steering wheel was first put into use in automobiles, it was called the “whip”. The whip is what you used to control the horses on a stagecoach, hence the analogy. Many years later, various hip hop artists noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo resembled a steering wheel.”  Teh Google

  32. 32.

    jl

    June 19, 2022 at 9:18 pm

    What is that? Looks like the Hummer of golf carts. Or maybe the M1 tank.

    Happy Father’s Day and Juneteenth to Cole and Balloon-Juicers.

  33. 33.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    June 19, 2022 at 9:21 pm

    Get him a set of air horns so he can startle the crap out of people. Something more cheerful would be horns that play La Cucaracha!

    /needs wheelie bars and parachute… ;)

  34. 34.

    raven

    June 19, 2022 at 9:28 pm

    I hate those fucking things down on 30A!

  35. 35.

    Jackie

    June 19, 2022 at 9:32 pm

    How fast does it go? You mentioned “getting around town,” so 35 or 40 mph? No highways to transverse?

    My 90 yr old dad would have loved it! And his kids and grandkiddos would have been relieved to know he couldn’t legally jump on the highways/freeways.

  36. 36.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 9:37 pm

    @Jackie: 

    I was curious myself so I looked it up. One source says electric golf carts can go up to 25 mph, while most gas ones top out at 19 mph. Another says both types top out at 12-14 without modifications

  37. 37.

    Another Scott

    June 19, 2022 at 9:41 pm

    @Jackie:  Almost 119 mph (0:45)

    HTH!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  38. 38.

    raven

    June 19, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

     

    Low Speed Vehicle Laws

    Section 320.01(41), Florida Statutes, defines low speed vehicles (LSVs) as “any four-wheeled vehicle whose top speed is greater than 20 miles per hour, but not greater than 25 miles per hour.” LSVs must be registered, titled and insured with personal injury protection (PIP) and property damage liability (PDL) insurance. Any person operating an LSV must have a valid driver license in their immediate possession.

    LSVs may be operated only on streets where the posted speed limit is 35 MPH or less and must be equipped with the following safety equipment:

    Headlamps;
    Front and rear turn signals;
    Stop lamps;
    Tail lamps;
    Reflex reflectors, red – one each side and one on the rear;
    Exterior mirror on the driver side and an interior rear-view mirror or exterior mirror on passenger side;
    Parking brake;
    Windshield;
    Seat belt for each designated seat; and a
    Vehicle identification number (VIN)

    Child restraints and car seats are REQUIRED for all children traveling in low-speed vehicles.

    Low speed vehicles are PROHIBITED from driving on any part of Highway 98 (including the shoulder) but may cross at fixed intersections with traffic lights. They also may NOT drive on sidewalks, utility paths, and/or bike paths. Below is a map illustrating which roads are prohibited for low speed vehicles.

  39. 39.

    Ken

    June 19, 2022 at 9:48 pm

    @James E Powell: Why is a car called a whip?

    Because “jalopy” and “flivver” were already taken?

  40. 40.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 19, 2022 at 9:55 pm

    @raven: We were in Cape Charles, VA a couple of weeks ago, where seemingly everybody tools around in a golf cart, and I don’t recall seeing a single car seat for kids (yes, I know you were quoting FL law.)

  41. 41.

    Jackie

    June 19, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    @raven: That’s exactly the rules/laws I needed to know! Dad passed away 4 yrs ago at 99. He always kept his drivers license current – although unbeknownst to him, we sabotaged/disabled his car when he was 94.

    Washington state laws should be similar.

  42. 42.

    Jamey

    June 19, 2022 at 9:59 pm

    “Pimpin’ ain’t EV.”@cbear:

  43. 43.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 10:06 pm

    @raven: 

    Alright? I thought I answered Jackie’s question?

  44. 44.

    Ruckus

    June 19, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    I’ve heard this before, but I was lucky I actually worked with/for my dad as a teen on weekends and summers, except for senior yr high school and so got a different type of experience from and with him than a lot of kids see. I won’t say it was always easy, and I can see why some kids don’t spend a lot of time with parents at that point in time. A number of kids I knew were like that, they wanted to be something, anything different than their parents. I had that too but likely not to the same degree as some other kids. It’s part of growing up, finding yourself, learning to be an adult, finding your own way. Some parents have a picture of who and what you should be, and often have a very strong opinion about that, in my case that was mom. I think it’s hard to support your kids without having a concept of how they grow up and what they grow up to be, it’s the degree of that which can cause a lot of friction.

  45. 45.

    Jackie

    June 19, 2022 at 10:28 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): You did, in part. Vehicles that don’t meet street minimum speed limits are often illegal due to possible danger situations. Must use hazardous blinking lights and if no multiple lanes available for passing, are illegal for city driving.

  46. 46.

    frosty

    June 19, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    @Ruckus: 

    “ I think it’s hard to support your kids without having a concept of how they grow up …”

    In our case it was easy, since they’re both adopted. It’s like “I wonder how this one will turn out.”

    I tell people I don’t know how a draft-dodging hippie ended up with a son who’s an Army vet and a cop. I couldn’t be more proud of him.

  47. 47.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2022 at 10:54 pm

    @Jackie:

    Ah, gotcha

  48. 48.

    Origuy

    June 19, 2022 at 11:20 pm

    I remember when Indiana made the orange and red triangle Slow Moving Vehicle sign required. Indiana has a fairly large Amish community and they claimed that using bright colors was a violation of their religious beliefs. They lost that battle in Indiana, although I think some other states exempt the most conservative Amish sects.

  49. 49.

    J R in WV

    June 20, 2022 at 6:27 am

    Have never heard the word “whip” used in an association with automobiles, never, ever. Further whips are not used to steer horse drawn vehicles, according to the teamster who lived next door, who worked on big farms up in Ohio, where before beginning to plow or cultivate big fields back in the day first the horses were fed and watered, harnessed into teams, and hitched to the equipment to be used that day. You use reins to control a horse or a team of horses. All pathetic fiction as far as I’m concerned.

    Regarding the new buggy, congrats to Dad Cole. Regarding fathers, mine was a great guy, adored his daughter-in-law, as did mom. We miss them every day. However, we were happy to eventually live 90 miles away — close enough to be there quickly when needed, far enough away to not have them drop in without notice.

    You youngsters lucky enough to have a good dad around, be sure they know of their status!!

  50. 50.

    evodevo

    June 20, 2022 at 6:54 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  My take exackly…THERE’S NOT ENOUGH JUNK FILLING UP THAT GARAGE!!  Garages weren’t meant to be that clean LOL

  51. 51.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 20, 2022 at 6:57 am

    @Ruckus: ​
     

    I won’t say it was always easy, and I can see why some kids don’t spend a lot of time with parents at that point in time. A number of kids I knew were like that, they wanted to be something, anything different than their parents. I had that too but likely not to the same degree as some other kids. It’s part of growing up, finding yourself, learning to be an adult, finding your own way. Some parents have a picture of who and what you should be, and often have a very strong opinion about that, in my case that was mom. I think it’s hard to support your kids without having a concept of how they grow up and what they grow up to be, it’s the degree of that which can cause a lot of friction.

    I’ve always figured that, within reason, we can tell him what to do (do his schoolwork, help around the house, etc.) but we can’t tell him who to be. Everyone has to figure that out for themselves (I’m still working on it!), and I’m not sure there’s much a parent can do to help with that at this stage besides giving them room to do so.

    But I still miss the way he and I used to get along. My wife feels rejected by him, and it hurts her. I don’t, because I expected all along that there’d be some sort of time like this, and if it happened, it wouldn’t be about us. But there’s still a void where something used to be. So it goes.

  52. 52.

    HinTN

    June 20, 2022 at 10:01 am

    @raven: Long dead thread, I know, but 30A ain’t what it used to be. I hadn’t been there for years and but I drove it last year and was astonished at how it’s just one long built-up “community” now.

  53. 53.

    Nancy

    June 20, 2022 at 2:23 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: 

    It does get better. I get hugs and phone calls and invitations to my son’s house.
    Patience is a virtue.

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