So the defense of Trump is two-pronged: he’s fat and he’s dumb. Remarkable. pic.twitter.com/kWbUtD0Ojl
— Jort-Michel Connard ?? (@torriangray) June 30, 2022
With friends like these…
When it comes to their vehicles of metaphor, the MAGAts love a bandwagon almost as much as they love a tank. They want to believe that TFG is a manly man’s man, one not afraid to grab
p*ssy an opportunity whenever it appears. If he looks like a dumb fat old luzer whose only gifts were being born to a rich racist and having a bigly foreign sponsor… they’ll start looking around for a newer, fresher, more consistently Reicht-wing godling to support.
(And Murphy the Trickster God knows, there is never a shortage of such.)
Also, TFG hates being mocked. He is never so mockable as when he’s tantruming about ‘his enemies’ attacking him. With any luck, all these tantrums are doing terrible things to his blood pressure…
Imagine fucking sacrificing things for this man. Looking at this fat spray tanned, thin skinned catty old gossip with the mannerisms of a fucking toddler, and tearing up about what you are doing for this nation, sir.
— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) June 29, 2022
— Women Oil Spill Lawyers For Popehat (@Women4Popehat) June 28, 2022