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Happy 4th

by John Cole|  July 5, 20222:29 am| Leave a Comment

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Ehh, whatever.

Not in much of a celebratory mood and being part of England looks good right about now.

Had a big menu planned for today and ended up cooking none of it, eating a watermelon and a hunk of cheese.

Now gaming. Fuck Republicans.

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