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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Stand up, dammit!

No one could have predicted…

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

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You are here: Home / Elections / 2022 Elections / Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Working Through ‘Recess’

Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Working Through ‘Recess’

by Anne Laurie|  August 2, 20228:03 am| 178 Comments

This post is in: 2022 Elections, Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, RIP

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While Schumer and Manchin wrote the biggest climate bill in history, Nancy Pelosi passed an assault weapons ban & headed to Taiwan, & VP worked with state legislators on abortion, Joe Biden killed the head of al-qaeda.

tell me more about the failed democratic leadership.

— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) August 1, 2022

Schumer says Senate will begin voting on Dems reconciliation package this week.

"Our timeline has not changed, and I expect to bring this legislation to the Senate floor to begin voting this week."

— Jennifer Shutt (@JenniferShutt) August 1, 2022


These are the Democrats in some of the key Senate races we need to win to save voting & reproductive rights:

GA: @ReverendWarnock
WI: @TheOtherMandela
NC: @CheriBeasleyNC
PA: @JohnFetterman
AZ: @CaptMarkKelly
NV: @CortezMasto
FL: @valdemings
OH: @TimRyan

Are you following them?

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) August 1, 2022

The U.S. accomplished President Biden’s goal of welcoming 100,000 Ukrainians in roughly 5 months, admitting them through the visa process, a new private sponsorship program, Title 42 exemptions along the U.S.-Mexico border and the refugee system.https://t.co/UuQ3U7dYp1

— Camilo Montoya-Galvez (@camiloreports) August 1, 2022

NEW: Biden is nominating Julie Rikelman, the lawyer who represented the Mississippi abortion clinic at the heart of the Supreme Court's decision overturning Roe v. Wade, to be an appeals court judge on the 1st Circuit. She's one of 9 new judicial nominees. https://t.co/0MJCmQz9fP

— Nate Raymond (@nateraymond) July 29, 2022

Breaking…Iowa Democrats will have to wait until AFTER the midterms to learn fate of the caucuses for 2024. Rules and Bylaws Committee had planned to announce decision on which 4 or 5 states would start presidential nominating calendar for 2024 this Saturday during meeting in DC

— Dave Price (@idaveprice) July 30, 2022

And another RIP to a true hero:

Hundreds of Navajos were recruited from the vast Navajo Nation to serve as Code Talkers with the U.S. Marine Corps. Only three are still alive today.https://t.co/2690NAb1OV

— Stars and Stripes (@starsandstripes) July 31, 2022

… The Code Talkers took part in every assault the Marines conducted in the Pacific, sending thousands of messages without error on Japanese troop movements, battlefield tactics and other communications critical to the war’s ultimate outcome. The code, based on the then-unwritten Navajo language, confounded Japanese military cryptologists and is credited with helping the U.S. win the war.

Samuel Sandoval was on Okinawa when got word from another Navajo Code Talker that the Japanese had surrendered and relayed the message to higher-ups. He had a close call on the island, which brought back painful memories that he kept to himself, Malula Sandoval said.

The Navajo men are celebrated annually on Aug. 14. Samuel Sandoval was looking forward to that date and seeing a museum built near the Navajo Nation capital of Window Rock to honor the Code Talkers, she said.

“Sam always said, ‘I wanted my Navajo youngsters to learn, they need to know what we did and how this code was used and how it contributed to the world,'” she said Saturday. “That the Navajo language was powerful and always to continue carrying our legacy.”

Sandoval was born in Nageezi near Chaco Culture National Historical Park in northwestern New Mexico. He enlisted in the Marine Corps after attending a Methodist school where he was discouraged from speaking Navajo. He helped recruit other Navajos from the school to serve as Code Talkers, expanding on words and an alphabet that an original group of 29 Navajos created.

Sandoval served in five combat tours and was honorably discharged in 1946. The Code Talkers had orders not to discuss their roles — not during the war and not until their mission was declassified in 1968.

The roles later became an immense source of pride for Sandoval and his late brother, Merrill Sandoval, who also was a Code Talker. The two became talented speakers who always hailed their fellow Marines still in action as the heroes, not themselves, said Merrill Sandoval’s daughter, Jeannie Sandoval…

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:05 am

    I just learned that our drone missiles now use freaking swords instead of explosives.

  2. 2.

    germy shoemangler

    August 2, 2022 at 8:08 am

    The thing about the New York Times op ed page is there’s a couple good people and then everyone else I don’t think could even get a job if they got fired, not just at like the Washington Post I mean at Arby’s

    — Brendel (@Brendelbored) August 2, 2022

    Would you trust Tom Friedman to make you a beef n cheddar?

    — Brendel (@Brendelbored) August 2, 2022

    Remember that old reality show that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had where they did normal people jobs? I want that but it’s Ross Douthat and Maureen Dowd trying to milk a cow

    — Brendel (@Brendelbored) August 2, 2022

  3. 3.

    germy shoemangler

    August 2, 2022 at 8:12 am

    lotta people dunking on this but i think he looks like a beautifully wise gorilla at rainforest cafe pic.twitter.com/PPrPo82RX5

    — carter hambley (@carterhambley) July 28, 2022

  4. 4.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:12 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    then everyone else I don’t think could even get a job if they got fired, not just at like the Washington Post I mean at Arby’s

     
    Isn’t that why God invented substack?

  5. 5.

    germy shoemangler

    August 2, 2022 at 8:15 am

    @Baud:

    And conservative “think tanks” and “policy institutes“

  6. 6.

    geg6

    August 2, 2022 at 8:18 am

    @Baud:

    I’m fine with them all going to Substack.  Then I can ignore them even more!

  7. 7.

    Jesse

    August 2, 2022 at 8:21 am

    I thought the Wisconsin primary hasn’t happened yet? Or is Mandela Barnes so far ahead that he’s essentially got it wrapped up.

  8. 8.

    germy shoemangler

    August 2, 2022 at 8:21 am

    Cat food brand Fancy Feast is expanding into feline-inspired human cuisine, with a New York City Italian restaurant designed to celebrate the company’s new line. t.co/2umDS5yhBl

    — CNN (@CNN) August 1, 2022

  9. 9.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:22 am

    @Jesse:

    I think Omnes said everyone else dropped out.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:22 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    Small birds and mice on the menu?

  11. 11.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 8:27 am

    @Baud: I just read about that too. Jeebus!

  12. 12.

    SteveinPHX

    August 2, 2022 at 8:28 am

    @germy shoemangler:

     
    I got my doubts. Any market research done before this venture got launched.
    I’m a cat owner, hmmm…

  13. 13.

    sdhays

    August 2, 2022 at 8:28 am

    @germy shoemangler: Yesterday, Atrios had a couple posts about Nicolas Kristoff coming back to the FTFNYT Op-Ed page – how it was so weird that they were bringing him back and then a very weird and silly interview with him about how people don’t become alcoholics on fancy Pinot Noir like he makes. Not really shocked that this guy moved to Oregon to run for governor without even looking up the basic requirements.

    They find such bizarre people, and he’s not even the worst.

  14. 14.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 2, 2022 at 8:28 am

    @germy shoemangler: That’s terrifying

  15. 15.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 8:29 am

    @Betty Cracker:   Wait, what?

  16. 16.

    Suzanne

    August 2, 2022 at 8:30 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    feline-inspired human cuisine 

    I know a few people who would be making stir-fry jokes right now if they heard this.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:31 am

    Still nothing from debbie.  It’s been about 3 weeks.  Hopefully she’s just on vacation.

  18. 18.

    geg6

    August 2, 2022 at 8:31 am

    @Baud:

    For real?  Link please.

  19. 19.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:36 am

    @geg6:

    WSJ from 2019.  Apparently, they’ve been used for a few years.

    wsj.com/articles/secret-u-s-missile-aims-to-kill-only-terrorists-not-nearby-civilians-11557403411

     

    ETA: paywall.  I’ll try to find another link

     
    Eta2. gizmodo.com/cia-hellfire-r9x-knife-missile-kill-ayman-al-zawahiri-1849358677

  20. 20.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 8:38 am

    @Baud: Epee or saber?

  21. 21.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 8:39 am

    @Spanky: Harpoon missiles with actual harpoons?

  22. 22.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 8:40 am

    @Elizabelle: Apparently the missiles contain no explosives — they’re giant whirling machetes that chop people up (cars too — the WSJ article Baud linked show the damage to a car).

  23. 23.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 8:40 am

    @Betty Cracker: Ah! Saber.

  24. 24.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 8:43 am

    @Baud:

    Secret U.S. Missile Aims to Kill Only Terrorists, Not Nearby Civilians

    You know, it would just be a lot cheaper to classify anyone near a terrorist as not a civilian.

  25. 25.

    zhena gogolia

    August 2, 2022 at 8:44 am

    @Baud: ortolan!

  26. 26.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 2, 2022 at 8:45 am

    @Baud: I was reading about that last night. Apparently the R9X missile is informally known as the “flying ginsu.”

    Next thing you know, they’ll invent the Lepage glue gun.

  27. 27.

    JCJ

    August 2, 2022 at 8:45 am

    @Jesse: The primary is August 9.  There were 8 people running, but of the top 4 in recent polling three (Alex Lasry, Sarah Godlewski, and Tom Nelson) dropped out and all endorsed Mandela Barnes.

  28. 28.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 8:45 am

    @Betty Cracker:   Very interesting.

    A cross between futuristic sci fi and the Roadrunner’s anvil.

  29. 29.

    Raoul Paste

    August 2, 2022 at 8:47 am

    @Baud: My God, it sounds like something out of Rick and Morty

  30. 30.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:48 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Apparently the R9X missile is informally known as the “flying ginsu.”

     
    The best part is that it only costs the DOD 3 easy payments of $19.99 + shipping and handling.

  31. 31.

    Layer8Problem

    August 2, 2022 at 8:50 am

    @zhena gogolia:  Ick! :-)

  32. 32.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 8:50 am

    @Baud: Well, it never needs resharpened.

  33. 33.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 8:51 am

    Guy Reffitt, the insurrectionist who told his children turning him in would be traitorous and “traitors get shot” and then was turned in to the FBI by his son, was sentenced to more than 7 years yesterday. His daughters had thoughts:

    Convicted 1/6 defendant Guy Reffitt's daughters say that Trump deserves life in prison if their father is going to be in prison for seven and a half years. pic.twitter.com/B2bEyx46Nn

    — Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) August 1, 2022

  34. 34.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 2, 2022 at 8:52 am

    @Betty Cracker: Those kids are right.

    But first, TFG has to take down DeSantis

  35. 35.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 8:52 am

    @Baud: World Peace: Priceless. For everything else, there’s Master Card.

  36. 36.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 8:54 am

    Being Back Bayonets!

  37. 37.

    Ohio Mom

    August 2, 2022 at 8:57 am

    Apparently, Fancy Feast is marketing cat food based on human food — one of their cat food flavors is “Beef Ragú Recipe With Tomatoes & Pasta in a Savory Sauce” — by serving human food based on the cat food.

    So: a human food recipe based on a cat food recipe based on a human food recipe. Full circle.

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    August 2, 2022 at 8:57 am

    FYI.

    A Tokyo clothing maker has teamed up with veterinarians to create a wearable fan for pets, hoping to attract the anxious owners of dogs – or cats – that can’t shed their fur coats in Japan’s blistering summer weather.

    The device consists of a battery-operated, 80-gramme (3-ounce) fan that is attached to a mesh outfit and blows air around an animal’s body. Source

    I don’t care how silent may be the boast for the fan, doggy ears are much more sensitive and acutely alert to sound so whatever constant whirring there is by anything sitting that close to the head must be nothing short of irritating.

  39. 39.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 8:58 am

    @Ohio Mom: I get dizzy just thinking about it. Then I get queasy.

  40. 40.

    Layer8Problem

    August 2, 2022 at 9:00 am

    @Baud:  “Order now and we’ll throw in a Javelin light anti-tank launcher, a $200,000 value, absolutely free!“

  41. 41.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 9:00 am

    @NotMax: Not to mention it won’t do the dog any good. They don’t sweat. So blowing hot air over there bodies is just that: Hot air. No evaporative cooling effect.

  42. 42.

    Ohio Mom

    August 2, 2022 at 9:01 am

    @Baud: Maybe we should ask a front pager to do a wellness check. Any front pager listening?

  43. 43.

    rikyrah

    August 2, 2022 at 9:02 am

    Good Morning, Everyone😊😊😊

  44. 44.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 9:03 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  45. 45.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 2, 2022 at 9:05 am

    @Raoul Paste: I did some work on ballistic missile defense (“Star Wars”) back when there was a lot of BMD money floating around. As I recall, amidst all the high-tech anti-missile weaponry, the most reliable technology was “kinetic energy kill”, which was pretty much just “throw an anvil at it”.

    (Admittedly the tough part was the same as for any other technology, calculating the trajectory of the missile and intercepting it in time. i.e. aiming the anvil)

  46. 46.

    RedDirtGirl

    August 2, 2022 at 9:07 am

    @lowtechcyclist: When I was little I came up with a non-violent way to wage war. All soldiers had to wear suspenders, and all guns shot rays that made the suspenders break. Then when everyone’s pants fell down they would run away in embarrassment. No more soldiers – no more war. The Quaker mind at work.

  47. 47.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 9:09 am

    Don’t ever change Alabama.

    Last Thursday night, the state of Alabama took three hours to find a vein in Joe Nathan James Jr through which officials could pump lethal injection drugs and execute him, a process that the department of corrections insisted was “nothing out of the ordinary”.

    Alabama appears to specialize in its extraordinary sense of the ordinary, particularly when it comes to the death penalty. It has now emerged that, during that execution, prison officials subjected female reporters who came as witnesses to the proceeding to a clothing inspection, attempting to bar one woman from the death chamber on grounds that her skirt was too short.

    Ivana Hrynkiw, a journalist for Alabama’s pre-eminent news outlet AL.com, recounted how she was pulled aside by a prison official and told that her skirt was too diminutive to meet regulations. “I tried to pull my skirt to my hips to make the skirt longer, but was told it was still not appropriate,” she recounted on Twitter.

    The paradox that the state went to such lengths to uphold what it regards as propriety in clothing even as it prepared to kill a man appears to have been lost on the department of corrections. Officials also subjected an Associated Press reporter, Kim Chandler, to a full-body inspection, making her stand to have the length of her clothing checked. Chandler said that such an indignity had never happened to her before in the many times she had covered executions since 2002.

    Hrynkiw was eventually allowed to enter the death chamber after she borrowed a pair of waterproof fisher’s waders from a photographer, attaching their suspenders under her shirt to keep them up. That was deemed appropriate attire when watching a judicial killing.

    But even then it didn’t stop. The reporter was informed that her open toe heels were a breach of regulation and she was forced to change into tennis shoes retrieved from her car.

    If not for Alabama and Mississippi, we might not know how foul the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel smelled.

  48. 48.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 2, 2022 at 9:10 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Might be effective if you combined it with a squirt gun, but I’m not sure the dog would appreciate your efforts.

    A cool surface is a much more useful idea, judging by my guy who has a definite preference for wooden floors over his comfy beds when the weather is hot. If you want to get fancy, perhaps invent a wooden or stone bed which is cooled by evaporative cooling.

  49. 49.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 9:11 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning!

    We’re at ten more sleeps until closing on our house sale. And seven more sleeps until the movers whisk (safely, I hope) our stuff to our next home. Plus a “pop-up” garage sale on Saturday. Apart from that, nothing much going on at Chez O.

    On topic, the Dems are showing how much they can do with the slimmest of majorities. They’re competent professionals who care about the national good. Imagine that! Then imagine what they can accomplish with a bigger Senate majority. Fingers crossed, donations made, and postcards to be written. After the move.

  50. 50.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 9:12 am

    @Layer8Problem:

    we’ll throw in a Javelin

    I see what you did there.

  51. 51.

    narya

    August 2, 2022 at 9:14 am

    @Baud: And if you order now, you can get a second one for just an additional $19.99 for shipping.

  52. 52.

    Miss Bianca

    August 2, 2022 at 9:15 am

    @germy shoemangler: “feline-inspired human cuisine”? Uh…

    So, does that means we are eating cats, or just eating *like* cats? I dunno, don’t want to know.

    (now wondering whether that means Fancy Feast is the can of choice, if I am reduced to eating cat food in my old age.)

  53. 53.

    Danielx

    August 2, 2022 at 9:15 am

    @RedDirtGirl:

    Perfect.

  54. 54.

    WaterGirl

    August 2, 2022 at 9:17 am

    @germy shoemangler: ugh. that should come with a trigger warning.

  55. 55.

    sab

    August 2, 2022 at 9:23 am

    @germy shoemangler: Is that why we still can’t get cat food? My cats eat deli meat while New Yorkers eat canned cat food?

  56. 56.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 2, 2022 at 9:23 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The dress code for female reporters is bizarre enough, but it was harder for me to get past the first paragraph. THREE FUCKING HOURS to find a vein? In order to FUCKING KILL A GUY?

    We can be a barbaric species.

  57. 57.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 9:23 am

    @Miss Bianca:

    if I am reduced to eating cat food in my old age.

    I’ve always wondered about that: is cat food actually cheaper than buying human food for human sustenance?

  58. 58.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 9:25 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    We can be a barbaric species.

    Sadly true. Some days it’s overwhelming, just how awful we alleged humans can be to one another.

  59. 59.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 9:26 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Our dogs prefer our tile on concrete floors in the summer.

  60. 60.

    Miss Bianca

    August 2, 2022 at 9:26 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Inquiring minds want to know… ; )

    Hey, what’s up with the move to the big city? (missing New Mexico something fierce, btw. My sister’s memorial service is later this month – it’s in Baltimore, where my niece lives, but I expect some of her NM friends to be there. Hoping I can get down there for a visit in the winter.)

  61. 61.

    Raoul Paste

    August 2, 2022 at 9:26 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Granted, it’s a lot easier to intercept a slow-moving human than a missile.   Oddly enough, I also did some Star Wars work back in the day

  62. 62.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 2, 2022 at 9:27 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Persistent too.

  63. 63.

    Layer8Problem

    August 2, 2022 at 9:29 am

    @Spanky:  I wish I had!  All credit goes to my tortured subconscious.  I gotta get more coffee.

  64. 64.

    Amir Khalid

    August 2, 2022 at 9:30 am

    @RedDirtGirl:

    My own idea for non-lethal war is to ban all weapons more dangerous than pillows. Thus, combat would consist only of pillow fights. And the only permitted type of munition would be the F-bomb.

  65. 65.

    WaterGirl

    August 2, 2022 at 9:33 am

    @Baud: I just searched from the back end and debbie commented in the Jan 6 hearing on 7/21.

    I just sent her an email message, though.

    It’s titled “Baud is starting to worry!”  :-)

  66. 66.

    Anyway

    August 2, 2022 at 9:33 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

     was harder for me to get past the first paragraph. THREE FUCKING HOURS to find a vein? In order to FUCKING KILL A GUY?

    Yes, I couldn’t get past that either. THREE hours to find a vein?! Jeeze.

  67. 67.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 9:34 am

    Breaking…Iowa Democrats will have to wait until AFTER the midterms to learn fate of the caucuses for 2024.

    Do all twitter reporters start every post with “Breaking”?  It dilutes the meaning of the word, especially when the main message is “we have no news on this, and won’t for another four months.”

    Complaints about presentation aside, I know which way I hope the decision goes. But I don’t live in Iowa — anyone out there from the (google) Hawkeye (really??) state with an opinion?

  68. 68.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 9:34 am

    @Miss Bianca:

    Let me know if you’re in the ‘hood, as defined as within the state, more or less. Our new abode is in ABQ, a mere six-minute drive to Ms. O’s office, as opposed to an hour-plus commute each way.

    I’m so sorry about your sister. She sounds like she was a really interesting person. I imagine there will be some good stories shared at her memorial. Condolences to you and all who loved her.

  69. 69.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 9:37 am

    @Baud: They always get you on the shipping + handling. I suspect that’s why so many of the ads offer “a second gizmo free, just pay additional shipping + handling.”

  70. 70.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 9:38 am

    @NotMax: Fans won’t work for dogs the way they do for people.  We feel cooler because of the action of blowing air on sweaty pores.  I spent a long unairconditioned summer in an apartment in Baltimore, and the two things I did to cool my dog was, when I was away, I put him in my tiled bathroom — the tile was much cooler than the air, and when I was home, I would run a cool bath and let him soak for a while.  That and the air conditioned ATM vestibule down the street.

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 2, 2022 at 9:39 am

    Would you trust Tom Friedman to make you a beef n cheddar?

    No, but I would trust Joshua Weissman and Sam The Cooking Guy.

  72. 72.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 9:43 am

    Speaking of fancy pet foods, I started feeding my dogs fresh chilled dog food instead of canned/kibble, and now mealtimes are fraught because if one dog finishes his first, he’ll go after the other’s remaining food, so I have to stand guard to keep the peace. It’s a giant pain in the ass, and I’m not sure how to get them to understand that this isn’t acceptable behavior. Any tips?

  73. 73.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 9:46 am

    @Spanky: I suspect they’re reluctant to classify children as “terrorists”, and since these people often have their children living with them it’s a real concern.

  74. 74.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 9:46 am

    So glad to have National Treasure ™ Alexandra Petri back. Excerpts from today’s essay on the Forward [sic] Party [sic].

    Our third party is not a party of ideas! It is the idea of a party! (WaPo):

    We are not a party of ideas. We are a party of the total absence of ideas. No, rather, our idea is that we will solve problems using good ideas. This is such a good idea we are amazed that nobody has had it before. Do we have any good ideas? No. We are more idea-ideas people than idea people, if you see. Our big idea is to disrupt the party system. Other parties have brought things to the table, but we are disrupting that by bringing nothing to the table. This is sort of a BYO situation, like when you bring stones to make soup and everybody brings everything else.

    [snip]

    To anyone who would dare to call this the Fyre Festival of parties — Fyre Festival had those sandwiches. We would not insult you by offering so much. At most, we are the shadow of a sandwich flickering on a cave wall.

    [snip]

    As the House committee on Jan. 6 hearings reveal, we live in a polarized country, and there are people in it who think violence is acceptable and who are working to undermine the legitimacy of our elections. On the other hand, Democrats seem pretty steamed about that. There is only one possible solution that will fix this problem: a third party.

    The upcoming elections are going to be absolutely pivotal when it comes to determining which peoples’ rights survive and whether this country continues to function. There are those who say that if you are starting a third party now, it must be galvanized by a very clear, powerful idea — one that makes it worth drawing votes away from both the alternative parties, which are equally falling short. They say that such a party makes sense only if it is buoyed by an idea so undeniable that people will come surging forth from their ideological bunkers to vote for it despite everything else that is going on and all the other things that are at stake.

    To those who say that, we say: We will have an idea like that soon! Or at least an idea about that idea! And it’s going to be a doozy!

  75. 75.

    Spanky

    August 2, 2022 at 9:48 am

    @Soprano2: it’s called “grooming”, or so I’ve been told.

  76. 76.

    Miss Bianca

    August 2, 2022 at 9:49 am

    @Betty Cracker: I found that putting up a barrier between the bowls – really, just a sheet of black plastic garbage bags between two short poles, nothing fancy – helped my doggoes focus on their own bowls at meal times.

    @O. Felix Culpa: Thank you.

  77. 77.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 9:50 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Thanks.  The last comment I had found was July 11.

  78. 78.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 9:50 am

    @Betty Cracker: Back during season 1 of The J6 Committee, I suggested that they should allow Bannon to testify like he wanted, provided he was wearing an electric shock collar. But that seems too inhumane to use on a dog. So maybe feed them in separate rooms?

  79. 79.

    SFAW

    August 2, 2022 at 9:52 am

    @Baud: ​
     

    The best part is that it only costs the DOD 3 easy payments of $19.99 + shipping and handling.

    From somewhere beyond this mortal coil, Ron Popeil is saying “Shit! Why didn’t I do weapons instead of consumer goods?”

  80. 80.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 2, 2022 at 9:53 am

    @Ken: I don’t think allowed her doggos to testify is going to solve Betty C’s doggo feeding issue.

    I mean, I could be wrong.

  81. 81.

    Kropacetic

    August 2, 2022 at 9:54 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: What I learned from the Black Panthers in “Judas and the Black Messiah,” if you want to build a party, get involved. Do good deeds in your community. Establish yourself in a region and build.

    This top-down shit is exactly ass-backwards.

  82. 82.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 2, 2022 at 9:58 am

    @Betty Cracker: ​

    My daughter and husband have this issue with one of their two cats. They are very high-tech. They have a camera they can use to monitor feeding and some sort of water-squirting setup they can fire remotely via internet. Seems to work out well, as cats hate being squirted.

    I think squirting also works with dogs. A hand held squirt bottle is one of the main crowd-control devices at the kennel our guy goes to for boarding and daycare. Every time I pick him up and feel there’s water on his shoulders I know he got a little too rambunctious.

  83. 83.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 9:59 am

    TFG endorsing “Eric” in the MO Senate primary, when two of the leading candidates are both named Eric, is a *chef’s kiss* of idiocy. We got robocall phone messages from both candidates claiming the endorsement!

  84. 84.

    lamh36

    August 2, 2022 at 10:00 am

    Good Morning BJ

    Guess who’s 7 years old today…my niece ZOE!!

    We traveled to  NYC trip last week as part of her birthday celebration, but today she is officially 7 years old!

    Lordt time never stops! I still remember her as that baby in front of my laptop that John once posted in BJ years ago!

    Now that baby is going to be a 2nd grader!! 🥹

    twitter.com/psddluva4evah/status/1554464948130136064?s=21&t=09YYBKtRXZFs67b7fkswkg

  85. 85.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 10:01 am

    @Miss Bianca: I moved their chow and water bowls to different rooms. We always have kibble down for grazing purposes, and when it’s just kibble present, they’ll eat from either bowl with no trouble. It’s just the fancy pet food that’s worth a conflict, I guess.  

  86. 86.

    Kropacetic

    August 2, 2022 at 10:02 am

    @Soprano2: Clearly he meant his own son. And what are last names?

  87. 87.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 10:03 am

    @lamh36:

    Woot! Happy 7th to Zoe! The birthday girl is looking so very grown-up and cool in her shades. Time does fly, as they say. Great to see you here too.

  88. 88.

    Jinchi

    August 2, 2022 at 10:05 am

    @Spanky: You know, it would just be a lot cheaper to classify anyone near a terrorist as not a civilian

    I’m pretty sure thats Russian doctrine.

  89. 89.

    WaterGirl

    August 2, 2022 at 10:05 am

    @lamh36: Holy cow, all grown up!!!  I wouldn’t use the word “adorable” like I did last time around, lest she track me down and cut me. :-)  I like her style, with the shades and the hat!

    You can tell that she is one special kid.

  90. 90.

    WaterGirl

    August 2, 2022 at 10:06 am

    @Betty Cracker: No good deed goes unpunished.

  91. 91.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 10:06 am

    @Kropacetic:

    You are right, which suggests the obvious: this latest Andrew Yang and co. special is not intended to accomplish anything apart from lining the pockets of Andrew Yang and co., with the lagniappe of undermining democracy by undermining Democrats.

  92. 92.

    The Moar You Know

    August 2, 2022 at 10:08 am

    It’s a giant pain in the ass, and I’m not sure how to get them to understand that this isn’t acceptable behavior. Any tips?

    @Betty Cracker: get good at standing guard because that’s how it’s going to be for quite some time.

    My dog DELIGHTS in stealing food, especially if it’s from another dog that we are babysitting.  The normal cure for fixing dog behaviors is to give them something they find more interesting, but for most dogs, there is nothing more interesting than someone else’s food.

  93. 93.

    Miss Bianca

    August 2, 2022 at 10:09 am

    @lamh36: Woot, she looks so grown-up and stylin’ in her shades! Has it really been 7 years already?! – Happy birthday, Zoe!

  94. 94.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 10:09 am

    @Soprano2: I’m left wondering if that’s because TFG got out “I endorse Eric” and went blank on the last name, or if it’s deliberate so he can claim a win if either of them gets the nomination.

  95. 95.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 10:11 am

    @Ken: Politico has a story that claims it was deliberate. Trump supposedly called both Erics and said he was endorsing them without telling them he’d endorsed the rival Eric. What a clown.

  96. 96.

    zhena gogolia

    August 2, 2022 at 10:11 am

    @lamh36: Happy Birthday, Zoe! 🎂

  97. 97.

    Jeffro

    August 2, 2022 at 10:13 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: that’s awesome!  She packs so many references (usually literary ones) into her work.  =)

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 10:14 am

    More good news for Fetterman:

    Pennsylvania Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman leads Dr. Mehmet Oz 52% to 38% among likely voters in Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senate race, according to a new poll from nonpartisan political action committee Center Street PAC (www.centerstreetpac.com). Ten percent of voters remain undecided. However, the poll showed good news for Fetterman across the board, while signaling Dr. Oz could be in trouble.

    “If I were a Republican donor, I would think twice about putting significant dollars into this race,” says Center Street Co-Founder Matt O’Brien. “Even showing a huge lead for Fetterman, if anything, this poll understates his advantage. Barring some black swan event, Oz has no chance to win.”

    Here’s hoping Trump’s idiotic endorsements cost the GOP their shot at the senate and make the two obstructionist Dems irrelevant.

  99. 99.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 2, 2022 at 10:14 am

    @Betty Cracker: I was just reading that, between the lines, it was Kimberly Guilfoyle’s idea

    Guilfoyle was steadfast in her defense of the former governor, saying that the party establishment had been trying to get Trump to oppose Greitens. McDaniel, meanwhile, reiterated her argument that Greitens would make for a weak nominee given his personal baggage.
    As the meeting wore on, those familiar with what transpired say, Trump began to lose patience. At one point it was suggested that he could endorse “Eric,” and that by doing so he would be supporting both Schmitt and Greitens.
    It was a madcap exit ramp. But Trump went in on the details, asking if the two candidates’ first names were spelled identically — noting that it wouldn’t work if they weren’t. While Trump was intrigued, he also remarked that it might be too cute.

  100. 100.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 10:15 am

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe we’ll get a follow-up story when one or the other Eric stops their check, since they thought they were buying an exclusive endorsement.

  101. 101.

    prostratedragon

    August 2, 2022 at 10:15 am

    @Ohio Mom:  Would have been wasted effort on any cat I ever had. They loved to share morsels of fresh liver, seafood, or hamburger with me, but were indifferent to prepared food (I’m at least a decent cook, sometimes better than merely that).

  102. 102.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 10:16 am

    @Kropacetic: I don’t really know what Andrew Yang did before he went all in on politics, but top down reasoning versus ground up organization is usually what separates CEOs from politicians.  The CEO gives orders — their underlings carry them out and are judged by how well they execute.  Whereas, politicians are engaged endlessly in persuasion and debate in an effort to get people to see how their interests are sufficiently aligned to vote the same way.  It’s not a knock on CEOs to say that most of them find this to be exhausting and alien to the way they carry out their mission.

  103. 103.

    Ben Cisco

    August 2, 2022 at 10:17 am

    @germy shoemangler: Yeah, NO WAY is that going to end badly 😏

  104. 104.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2022 at 10:17 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: LOL! I hope this blows up in their faces so hard that the resulting crater can be seen from space.

  105. 105.

    Kropacetic

    August 2, 2022 at 10:18 am

    @Barbara: Therefore politics should be run more like a business. QED.

  106. 106.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 10:19 am

    @Kropacetic: Even the best run business in the world needs consumers to buy the product they are selling.  Oops.

  107. 107.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 2, 2022 at 10:20 am

    @lamh36:

    Zoe is one sharp-looking lady! Happy birthday, Z!

  108. 108.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 10:21 am

    @Ken: This is probably exactly right! What a moron.

  109. 109.

    prostratedragon

    August 2, 2022 at 10:23 am

    @Miss Bianca:
    So, does that means we are eating cats, or just eating *like* cats?
    It took me a moment to admit that I was anxious enough about this very question that I needed to glance at the article. It’s the latter.

  110. 110.

    Ben Cisco

    August 2, 2022 at 10:24 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: You’re not going to believe this, but there are actually THREE Erics in the race:

  111. 111.

    Kropacetic

    August 2, 2022 at 10:24 am

    @Barbara: Don’t be silly. You can simply buy, trade, and dismantle entire businesses. Having a product to sell is for noobs.

  112. 112.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 10:25 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Greitens lured a woman to the basement of his house where he lives with his wife and restrained her apparently against her will to satisfy his sexual fantasies.   All the tactical maneuvering in the world can’t change the fact that this is not a guy who deserves to continue in office.

  113. 113.

    Geminid

    August 2, 2022 at 10:27 am

    @Betty Cracker: I thought David McCormick would have made a better candidate than Oz. Fetterman’s a formidable opponent, but at least McCormick’s a veteran of the U.S. Army and not Turkey’s.He has very little public record and could have run like Youngkin, being all things to all people. I think Fetterman would beat McCormick but McCormick would have had a chance and I don’t think Oz has any.

  114. 114.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 10:28 am

    @Geminid:

    I love the smell of Republican disarray in the morning.

  115. 115.

    kindness

    August 2, 2022 at 10:30 am

    ‘Ross Douthat and Maureen Dowd trying to milk a cow steer.’

    Be a better fit for them.

  116. 116.

    Suzanne

    August 2, 2022 at 10:30 am

    @Ohio Mom:

    one of their cat food flavors is “Beef Ragú Recipe With Tomatoes & Pasta in a Savory Sauce” — by serving human food based on the cat food. 

    So Chef Boyardee.

    Which I will admit is a comfort food. Because my upbringing looked like “Stranger Things”, minus the Upside Down. It accurately captures the Rightside Up, though.

  117. 117.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 10:31 am

    @Ben Cisco: There are over 20 candidates on the Republican side, so of course there’s another Eric!

  118. 118.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 10:34 am

    @Suzanne:

    I LOVED Beefaroni as a kid. Mega-carbs and sodium and artificial flavorings! What’s not to like?

    I tried it again once as an adult. Blech. Same with Twinkies. Double-blech.

  119. 119.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 10:35 am

    @lamh36:   Love that photo.  Both of you are styling.

    Seven years grown.  A charmer, to be sure.

  120. 120.

    prostratedragon

    August 2, 2022 at 10:36 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: ​ So, they’re using the nft model.

  121. 121.

    Geminid

    August 2, 2022 at 10:36 am

    @Barbara: Greitens’ wife’s divorce filings are every bit as devastating as that story, if not more so. National Republicans keep saying that Greitens is the only primary candidate who could lose that seat. They’ve put a lot of money into anti-Greitens ads to head him off.

  122. 122.

    Heidi Mom

    August 2, 2022 at 10:37 am

    The mention of the Navajo Code Talker’s passing brought to mind, yet again, my reason for disliking the otherwise-not-bad movie Windtalker, starring Adam Beach and Nicolas Cage:  It implied that the Navajo Marines were taught the code by their white officers.  No–they developed it! Talk about missing the point

  123. 123.

    stinger

    August 2, 2022 at 10:38 am

    @lamh36: That girl is rocking the brim and the shades! Happy birthday to her!

  124. 124.

    frosty

    August 2, 2022 at 10:38 am

    @Geminid: ​
      Fetterman has done a masterful job of defining Oz (with his trolling) before Oz got a chance to introduce himself as a candidate. I expect everyone in PA knows Oz is a Jersey boy at this point.

    And the trolling has been really funny, too. I love Snooki and Stevie Van Zandt’s endorsements.

  125. 125.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 10:38 am

    WRT the ginsu from the sky weapon:

    that could be extremely helpful in taking out major narco lords.  I wonder if they will try it.  Those folks are destabilizing their own societies/countries.  You also have the issue of poorly paid police who are working for … who?

    Anything that could help central (and South) America recover their opportunities.

  126. 126.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 2, 2022 at 10:38 am

    Convicted 1/6 defendant Guy Reffitt’s daughters say that Trump deserves life in prison if their father is going to be in prison for seven and a half years.

    I agree with that part of what they said.

    The part that got me was when one of them said that their parents raised them to be freethinkers.  Yet her dad got caught up in a violent cult.  Good job of freethinking, dude.

  127. 127.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 10:39 am

    @Geminid: You should see and hear the TV ads a PAC is running against Greitens. They have a woman reading stuff from his wife’s court filings, the allegations that he restrained her, took her phone, and hit their son. I don’t know how anyone could vote for him after hearing that, but some of TFG’s supporters will. It feels gross to be rooting for him to win the Republican primary, but that’s the best hope the Democrats have to be competitive for the seat.

  128. 128.

    prostratedragon

    August 2, 2022 at 10:42 am

    @lamh36:  Oh, to be able to wear a hat that well! I think I remember when she was born. Happy Birthday to her.

  129. 129.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 10:42 am

    Litlbritdifrnt sighting in the thread ahead.

    Now, if only Debbie would show up too.

  130. 130.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 10:43 am

    @lowtechcyclist:   Yeah.  You could see the daughter pausing as that occurred to her, too.

  131. 131.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 2, 2022 at 10:44 am

    These are the Democrats in some of the key Senate races we need to win to save voting & reproductive rights:

    Where’s the best place to look up who needs money, and who’s already got a shit-ton?

  132. 132.

    Ksmiami

    August 2, 2022 at 10:46 am

    @Baud: But can it slice through a tomato?

  133. 133.

    MinuteMan

    August 2, 2022 at 10:46 am

    Add getting the hell out of Afghanistan to the list of Peppy Joe’s accomplishments. An end to a the twenty years war.

  134. 134.

    Ken

    August 2, 2022 at 10:47 am

    @Soprano2: Oh, that Eric. The one with the domestic abuse. I thought it was the Eric with the woman tied up in the basement.

    Oh, wait, they’re the same guy.

    (Which makes it kind of creepy that Guilfoyle was advocating for him.)

  135. 135.

    Baud

    August 2, 2022 at 10:51 am

    @MinuteMan:

    👍

  136. 136.

    Bill Arnold

    August 2, 2022 at 10:53 am

    @Baud:
    “Rocket Swords”:

    Zawahiri killed by rocket swords from flying robot. Gundam unavailable for comment t.co/1wExiGD7Id
    — thaddeus e. grugq 🌻 (@thegrugq) August 2, 2022

  137. 137.

    Ben Cisco

    August 2, 2022 at 10:53 am

    @Soprano2: What a cluster.

  138. 138.

    Geminid

    August 2, 2022 at 10:55 am

    @lowtechcyclist: OpenSecrets does a good job reporting campaign finance in detail.

    If you look up “news” on individual races you’ll find state and local media reporting on donations too. They will report on PAC funding as well. The Vance and Oz campaigns are raising little money so PAC support for them will be the biggest factor in their races.

  139. 139.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 11:02 am

    @Geminid: I haven’t followed Greitens since he resigned, but I guess his wife’s professed plea for privacy had more in common with a hostage statement than a true desire for marital reconciliation.  It’s just completely crazy to me — not that Greitens wanted to live out his fantasies but that he thought he could do so without any blowback for his desire to be an elected public official.  He basically kidnapped someone.  Really, he should have at least had to plea bargain his way out of a long jail term.  Instead, he is running for office.

  140. 140.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2022 at 11:02 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    Sommelier: Here you are, sir. The Weingut Donnhoff Niederhauser Hermannshohle Riesling. [pours taste]

    Me: [without breaking eye contact pushes glass off table]

    Sommelier: Very good sir.
    t.co/VAZNyPselX

    — AnyEricHat (@Popehat) August 2, 2022

  141. 141.

    Geminid

    August 2, 2022 at 11:07 am

    @Barbara: The saying, “A politician is a sick man who gets well by being elected” applies to Greitens more than most others.

  142. 142.

    Jinchi

    August 2, 2022 at 11:10 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: While Trump was intrigued, he also remarked that it might be too cute.

    Leave it to Trump to figure out a way to screw over two people while still getting them to grovel before him.

  143. 143.

    Geminid

    August 2, 2022 at 11:17 am

    @Jinchi: trump’s advisors are third rate. The disparity between Eric Greitens’ and Eric Schmitt’s chances in November is so great this decision would have been a no-brainer for even second rate advisors.

  144. 144.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 2, 2022 at 11:18 am

    @Betty Cracker: ​

    Better and better! Every time I hear a poll about this race the margin gets more comfortable.

    Especially satisfying because this race is to replace the execrable Pat Toomey (R-ptooie) who often manages to be the Worst Person in the Senate on many issues. I understand he’s largely responsible for the Republican turnaround on the “burn pit” bill. And it sounds like he’s managed to turn a lot of their voters against the party as a result, which is also <chef’s kiss>.

    The Warnock-Walker race in GA, on the other hand, still sounds annoyingly close. Walker is a moron, but Republicans seem to like their politicians to be morons.

  145. 145.

    Elizabelle

    August 2, 2022 at 11:18 am

    @Steeplejack:   So true.

  146. 146.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 2, 2022 at 11:21 am

    @Steeplejack:

    AnyEricHat

    I am perpetually amused and impressed by the ease with which PopeHat, on a near-daily basis, comes up with new Twitter handles that are both clever and topical.

  147. 147.

    Soprano2

    August 2, 2022 at 11:23 am

    @Ken: I said from the beginning that Greitens was a Trump-in-training – he had the same sneering contempt for most people and the same penchant for secrecy in government, the same disdain for the laws (those pesky things don’t apply to me!), and so on. If he hadn’t resigned in 2018 he’d be giving DeSantis a run for his money as the most “Trumpie” governor.

  148. 148.

    CaseyL

    August 2, 2022 at 11:33 am

    @Baud: That’s…certainly different.  A giant exploding Swiss Army knife.

  149. 149.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 2, 2022 at 11:45 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Same.

  150. 150.

    J R in WV

    August 2, 2022 at 12:22 pm

    @lamh36:

    Great to see you, and you and niece Z are both cute as buttons.

    Come around more often, we miss you!!

  151. 151.

    J R in WV

    August 2, 2022 at 12:35 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: ​
     

    The Warnock-Walker race in GA, on the other hand, still sounds annoyingly close. Walker is a moron, but Republicans seem to like their politicians to be morons.

    While Walker is not smart, his biggest problem is that he is diagnosed with a mental illness, and refuses to take the medications prescribed to help him be more stable. He’s banana pants CRZY.

    We’re on a regular donation to the good Rev. Senator.

  152. 152.

    sab

    August 2, 2022 at 12:43 pm

    I finally dpfound out what is going to be on my ballot for our second primary of the summer.  An unopposed candidate for state representative, and two contested seats for state Democratic party committee, one for men, the other for women.

    I usually vote, but I am not sure if I will haul myself in for this one. Basically my choice comes down to whether I vote for the man and woman from our urban/suburban county, or the pair from the neighboring rural county. I know something about the two women candidates. I know nothing about the men. Is utterly uninformed voting worse than not voting at all?

  153. 153.

    cain

    August 2, 2022 at 12:49 pm

    @germy shoemangler:

    I love that Paris loves to parody herself. I think she’s a really smart at managing her brand and making it accessible. I think I’d have a fun time hanging out with her.

  154. 154.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 12:50 pm

    @Baud: I read a SF story where a weapon was a gyroscope, rotating in a metal shell at 1/4 speed of light. Something was triggered that made it not stable and as it disintegrated it releases all sorts of energy/shrapnel.

    Had no explosives. Stuff like this (along with metal objects dropping from space at 40k mph) that will become the weapons of the future, IMO.

  155. 155.

    FridayNext

    August 2, 2022 at 12:56 pm

    Way late for this open thread but:

    Did you hear about the 4,000 beagles being rescued from a pharmaceutical research breeding program?

    I volunteer at a rescue shelter that is taking an as-yet-to-be-determined number of these beagles. We could use all the help we can get.
    lostdogrescue.org/beaglerescue/

  156. 156.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 12:56 pm

    @Amir Khalid: You can smother someone with a pillow.

  157. 157.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 12:59 pm

    @Soprano2: He is so pathetic.

  158. 158.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 1:00 pm

    @lamh36: Congrats to her! Hope all well in the NOLA. I hope to get down there next year for Voodoo.

  159. 159.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    @Barbara: I would assume the other two ‘Erics’ are also horrible in various ways.

  160. 160.

    evodevo

    August 2, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    @Anyway: Well, not totally unimaginable…no competent caring phlebotomist would want to be involved in this AT ALL, so all the state would have left would be an incompetent…

  161. 161.

    evodevo

    August 2, 2022 at 1:26 pm

    @Kropacetic:  Yes.  This.  The machine Dems in old timey Chicago understood this. Constituent services are Job One, and everything else is secondary.  When people go to the polls, they remember who personally helped them out in their hour of need, instead of showing up on the doorstep every 2 to 4 years whining about voting…

  162. 162.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 1:36 pm

    @Paul in KY: Well I would too but there should be some shared  understanding of what is horrible that crosses party lines.  Evidently the national Republican is worried only about Greitens’ electability not whether he kidnapped his sexual conquest and then threatened to kill various family members.

  163. 163.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 1:41 pm

    @Anyway: If the person had a history as an IV drug user many of their veins might have been destroyed.  I had a friend who trained at the University of Chicago hospitals who had IV drug user patients who stuck themselves for blood draws because the “normal” ports of entry had closed up long ago.

  164. 164.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 1:52 pm

    @Barbara: The national Repubs probably know of several more in that boat who just haven’t been found out yet. Good Repubs all!

  165. 165.

    Paul in KY

    August 2, 2022 at 1:53 pm

    @Barbara: Plus, I guess, they probably used a needle much more than the plebotomists! Might have given them pointers.

  166. 166.

    Barbara

    August 2, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    @Paul in KY: Let’s just say they had more of an incentive to cooperate and be helpful.

  167. 167.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    My recent favorite was PatsyBaloneyHat. There is a Twitter account that logs all of his nyms: @PopehatNames.

  168. 168.

    Miss Bee

    August 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

     

    check this out for both confirmation of that thought and some good cheer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcfBingow3U&ab_channel=HayesCarll

  169. 169.

    Miss Bianca

    August 2, 2022 at 3:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: OK, now that I’ve bothered to check out the referent tweet, that shit is hilarious.

  170. 170.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2022 at 3:40 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Inorite. Context!

  171. 171.

    MrKite

    August 2, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    @Elizabelle: I would say we’ve “helped” Central and South American countries quite enough over the years. Other than the real work of diplomacy that Madame VP is involved with, I think it’s time we sat down and let them solve their problems without our so-called “help”.

  172. 172.

    misterpuff

    August 2, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    The upscale version of the Moderate’s Cat Food Commission, Now with a maître d’!

  173. 173.

    Ruckus

    August 2, 2022 at 4:33 pm

    @Anyway:

    Not intended to defend the state murder program but there are people who have small and or tough veins/arteries and it can be tough to inject them. Yes 3 hrs is a long time but I’ve had people who had a difficult time hitting mine. There was this one nurse at the VA clinic that could draw blood so effortlessly that I believe her nickname was Elvira. Fun, funny and a good shot, a combo for all to reach. And I’ve been told that some addicts are extremely difficult to get needles into, and it’s not impossible to imagine that someone on death row might just be one such person. Or we could do without death row in the first place, thereby eliminating the problem. A small issue with troglodytes makes that possible resolution difficult to implement.

  174. 174.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    @lamh36:

    Happy birthday to Zoe! 🎊🎈🎉🎂 She’s sporting some serious shades in that photo.

  175. 175.

    Ruckus

    August 2, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    @SFAW:

    FIXITFY

    From somewhere beyond this mortal coil, Ron Popeil is saying “Shit! Why didn’t I do weapons instead of horribly bad consumer goods?”

  176. 176.

    Ruckus

    August 2, 2022 at 4:44 pm

    @Ken:

    I’d say C, both of the above. Although I’m not sure SFB could make that connection on his own.

  177. 177.

    Ruckus

    August 2, 2022 at 4:51 pm

    @Barbara:

    I wonder why Yang decided that he needed to go into politics? Was it that he is so smart and successful that he thinks he can solve any issue? Or is it maybe that he isn’t all that smart and hasn’t actually been as successful as is made out, which is often referred to as right place – right time?

  178. 178.

    justinb

    August 4, 2022 at 12:17 am

    @Raoul Paste: BMDO represent!

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