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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Late Night Silly Season Open Thread

Late Night Silly Season Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  August 8, 20222:55 am| 36 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads

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Ladies and gentlepersons, Senators Statler & Waldorf!

you can always tell who’s never worked a real job a day in their lives, usually because they accidentally tell you https://t.co/sDK1JotDOl

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 5, 2022


(Wish I could find the tweet where some wit wonders Do his relatives actually plan around this?… )

Alte kakers on parade…

Great job dude. https://t.co/1NlwvpnxqZ

— Cathedral ?? Engineer, PhD in TV Writing ? (@owenrumney) August 7, 2022

Sanders has been in the senate long enough to know how reconciliation bills work and yet he still accused everyone in the Democratic Party of being corrupt because they wouldn't let him jeopardize the IRA's passage by tinkering with it.

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) August 7, 2022

It’s safe to laugh now, cuz the bill has been passed…

i would prefer senator sanders and others kind of just stuff the complaints in the back pocket but they’re not going to and that’s cool, just vote aye and we are cool

— World Famous Art Thief (@CalmSporting) August 7, 2022

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Elsewhere… “griftroots activist” Shaun King is back in the news. Okay, the NYPost…

Shaun King couldn’t acquire a gun and had to return his $40,000 aggressive dog because it was too aggressive, so now he’s sending his followers after his enemies instead pic.twitter.com/6ymKecsh2d

— peach husband (@Halalcoholism) August 3, 2022

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  1. 1.

    NotMax

    August 8, 2022 at 3:15 am

    Update to nomenclature overdue.

    I propose, for starters, griftaloon.

    ;)

  2. 2.

    West of the Rockies

    August 8, 2022 at 3:32 am

    @NotMax:

    That CPAC event should be called Griftstock (Woodstock).  Although the (Pants on) Fyre Festival works, too.  Maybe Griftchella…

  3. 3.

    Dangerman

    August 8, 2022 at 3:48 am

    @West of the Rockies: In honor of their work with libraries, I say we go Big Banned:

    “Jeepers, Peepers, where’d they get those Creepers,

    Jeepers, Peepers, where’d they get those asses”

  4. 4.

    piratedan

    August 8, 2022 at 3:49 am

    hoping when we get word soon on the next J6 hearing…. now that Biden and Schumer have come thru, time to hammer these lying, cheating traitorous bastards with their crimes and stick ’em in some fed prison somewhere.

  5. 5.

    Steeplejack

    August 8, 2022 at 3:55 am

    I think maybe somebody already suggested Griftapalooza? I like that.

  6. 6.

    Feathers

    August 8, 2022 at 4:35 am

    Ugh. Missed the Bernie speech. No wonder the usual suspects are going all butthurt about the bill JoshTPM is going hard on their ridiculousness, pointing out that they could actually read the bill to find out what’s in it, rather than listing Schumer’s donors and insisting it’s a sellout.

  7. 7.

    rikyrah

    August 8, 2022 at 4:56 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Don’t they seem to be having CPAC more often?

  8. 8.

    Ruckus

    August 8, 2022 at 5:04 am

    @rikyrah:

    Every time I see CPAC, it sounds in my head like CRAP.

    Then every time I read/hear anything about it, it reenforces that sound and spelling.

  9. 9.

    satby

    August 8, 2022 at 5:51 am

    @rikyrah: Yeah, it SEEMS like weekly, but it probably isn’t. I could easily ignore it even if it was daily.

  10. 10.

    bjacques

    August 8, 2022 at 5:54 am

    CPAC: When the labor shortage is so acute we have to bring in foreign racists.

    The Far Right has become a real Rainbow Coalition these last few years. At various times it has included Italians, Iranian-Americans (Roosh V), French, Dutch, Central Europeans, Russians, Filipinas, Cubans, Somalians, Brazilians, African Americans, and gays. It’s a small world after all.

  11. 11.

    oldster

    August 8, 2022 at 6:20 am

    Grassley — what a useless antique.

    I wish I could make fun of their dinosaurs without having to think about our dinosaurs — eg DiFi.

    I mean, Chuck, Nancy, and Joe have done a really really good thing with the IRA. But I’d love to see some fresh blood in there.

    Let’s hope that Warnock cleans Walker’s clock. He’s young and good.

  12. 12.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 8, 2022 at 6:33 am

    @Feathers: ​
     

    JoshTPM is going hard on their ridiculousness, pointing out that they could actually read the bill to find out what’s in it, rather than listing Schumer’s donors and insisting it’s a sellout.

    Other than a half hour in Tampa airport yesterday around lunchtime, this is the first time I’ve been online or caught any news since Friday. So I literally just found out that the bill passed.

    First of all, YIPPEE!!!!!! This really is a Big Fucking Deal.

    It’s a long way from perfect, of course, but ISTM that there are two easy questions to ask of any idiot lefty critics:

    1) Given THIS SENATE, show me how a better bill could have passed. It was enough of a miracle to get this one through.

    2) Failing that, the only argument remaining is that this bill was worse than no bill at all. So show me how it could be that bad.

    Between the fact that the Dems are doing good shit (I’m really in awe here: I’m not sure this party has had a run like this since LBJ, and LBJ had HUGE FUCKING MAJORITIES, while Pelosi only has a few votes she can afford to lose, and Schumer’s margin is ZERO) and the GOP being horrible on everything from abortion to insulin, I’m starting to have real hope that we might kick GOP ass in November, and if we do, the NEXT Congress might really blow us away with what they do.

    Damn. There’s real reason to hope, here. I could get used to that.

  13. 13.

    Montanareddog

    August 8, 2022 at 6:45 am

    @rikyrah: Supply and demand, I suppose, since their seems to be bottomless demand for such bullshit

  14. 14.

    brantl

    August 8, 2022 at 7:06 am

    @Montanareddog: They appear to have a bottomless supply, too, although the variety is lacking.

  15. 15.

    Geminid

    August 8, 2022 at 7:19 am

    @oldster: There is a long profile of Raphael Warnock in Politico Magazine, published Friday. It’s pretty good. The title is “There has never been anybody like him in tbe U.S. Senate,” a quote from Cory Booker.

  16. 16.

    matt

    August 8, 2022 at 7:25 am

    If Grassley retires he can spend all of his time at picnics with his grandkids.

  17. 17.

    bjacques

    August 8, 2022 at 7:27 am

    The tears of tankies snd Our Revolution make victory all the sweeter.

     

    Also, fuck LBJ.

  18. 18.

    Chief Oshkosh

    August 8, 2022 at 7:27 am

    @oldster:

    Let’s hope that Warnock cleans Walker’s clock. He’s young and good.

    Yep. And I realize that he’s not up for election this cycle, and much to my surprise that he even won (though I figured he’d be a good senator), but the other GA senator is young and good, too.

  19. 19.

    Chief Oshkosh

    August 8, 2022 at 7:29 am

    @matt: He’d have to find them, first. And when it comes to creepy old gramps, those kids are not playing when it comes to hide n’ seek.

    They leave the state.

  20. 20.

    Joey Maloney

    August 8, 2022 at 7:31 am

    @Ruckus: Every time I see CPAC, it sounds in my head like CRAP.

    I just assume it’s in Russian, so it’s pronounced “sras”.

  21. 21.

    SFAW

    August 8, 2022 at 7:41 am

    I don’t have the overarching hatred of Sanders that some jackals do — he annoys me, but I don’t hate the asshole — but JHC I wish he would GROW THE FUCK UP.

    Yo, Bernie, when the fucking RNC gleefully uses your stupidity as a way to bash Dems, you might want to “spend some time in quiet reflection.” Which, when translated into Brooklynese, means “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” (at least until AFTER the Dems keep/increase the House and Senate).

  22. 22.

    Ken

    August 8, 2022 at 7:44 am

    @rikyrah: It’s like the Law and Order franchises. You’ve got CPAC Dallas, CPAC Miami, CPAC Budapest, ….

  23. 23.

    Baud

    August 8, 2022 at 7:44 am

    @SFAW:

    He voted the right way, which is the most important thing.  But every Dem gets criticized for their messaging, so there’s no reason he should be exempt from that.

  24. 24.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 8, 2022 at 7:45 am

    @matt: If Grassley retires he can spend all of his time at picnics with his grandkids.

    If Iowa voters come to their senses and retire that old fart this November, he can spend all of his time at picnics with his grandkids including the one the GOP governor is hot to replace him with once he’s safely reelected and can resign. Just say no to idiot dynasties, Hawkeyes!​

  25. 25.

    Montanareddog

    August 8, 2022 at 7:48 am

    @brantl:

    They appear to have a bottomless supply, too, although the variety is lacking.

    Well, exactly. The supply I can understand – it’s lucrative! It’s the demand for the same few, ridiculous headline acts repeating their schtick ad infinitum that I cannot fathom.

  26. 26.

    SFAW

    August 8, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @Baud:

    Yes, he voted the right way. But an adult (in the psychological/emotional sense) would say something like “Look, I wish there were more things in here that are hot-button/pet issues for me, so I’m disappointed, but the benefits that American taxpayers and citizens will gain far outstrip any disappointment I might have.” He could even take a shot at the GQP, but that’s not required; just stop with the petulant bashing of the Dems during those times when he has a large megaphone.

  27. 27.

    SFAW

    August 8, 2022 at 8:03 am

    @Uncle Cosmo: ​
     

    Just say no to idiot dynasties, Hawkeyes!​

    As the son of an Iowa State grad: it’s Cyclones. [Yes, I know you’re not talking about school mascots.] On the other hand, at least it’s not Buckeyes. [Just trying to annoy THE Ohio State contingent, of course.]

  28. 28.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 8, 2022 at 8:07 am

    Oh Wilmer…

    Fuck off into the background back in 2016, you ratfucking pile of shit!

  29. 29.

    different-church-lady

    August 8, 2022 at 8:17 am

    For me Shawn King rang all the same bells that Greenwald did — even though I couldn’t put my finger on it, I could tell something was off just from his writing while he was at DKos.

  30. 30.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 8, 2022 at 9:02 am

    @Ken: ​IMO more like TEDx talks with the “x” replaced by a swastika (“indefensibly disorganized by a bunch of local wingnuts”)…

  31. 31.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 8, 2022 at 9:07 am

    @SFAW: IIRC BS has said pretty much what you ask, on camera – the problem is volume control: He shouts about the stuff he wants that isn’t in there, then delivers the “faint praise” sotto voce.

  32. 32.

    SFAW

    August 8, 2022 at 9:33 am

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    That’s where the “large megaphone” comment comes into play.

  33. 33.

    Ruckus

    August 8, 2022 at 11:25 am

    @SFAW:

    Sanders is 80 yrs old. Will be 81 next month. This is as grown up as he’s going to get. However he may be regressing, it does happen with some as we get older.

  34. 34.

    Ruckus

    August 8, 2022 at 11:36 am

    @SFAW:

    Sometimes when we get old we attempt to do things like we’ve always done, because it’s seared into what’s operational in our brains. He’s always bashed dems so that’s the part that’s seared into his brain. Notice there’s nothing in there about making current evaluations of current situations, that’s too much work and would mean that our brains hadn’t aged as much as the rest of us. And of course it’s not a straight line from person to person, some are extremely cognisant at 100, some are never actually cognisant no matter their age.

    Bernie’s line goes “I know everything and nothing ever changes.”

  35. 35.

    linnen

    August 8, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    Will somebody remind me please as to WHY Senator Sanders was made a Chairman of anything, much less made a spokesperson for the Democratic Party?

  36. 36.

    Geminid

    August 8, 2022 at 8:25 pm

    @linnen: Seniority. That’s how it works generally. And Sanders is usually a team player…more or less…kind of….

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