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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Thursday Evening Open Thread: Stop Trying to Make ‘Martyred St. Romney’ Happen!

Thursday Evening Open Thread: Stop Trying to Make ‘Martyred St. Romney’ Happen!

by Anne Laurie|  August 18, 20226:07 pm| 169 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud To Be A Democrat!, Republican Stupidity, Our Failed Media Experiment

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Let's be clear: A lot of Republicans think that because Mitt Romney was "respectable," that Democrats owed him the Presidency and they were furious that the black guy had the nerve to actually campaign against him and win an election.

This is who you always were. https://t.co/KjlDgaJXqL

— What Biden Has Done (@What46HasDone) August 18, 2022

Y’all may remember, I am a charter member of the ‘Not A Willard ‘Mitt’ Romney Fan’ organization, but many people are saying this. Many people!

Mitt Romney made workers build him a stage he used to fire them all. He was a vulture capitalist masquerading as a GOP moderate. He politicized Benghazi while the embassy fires were still burning and then smiled as he walked away. How in the fuck were we supposed to treat him? https://t.co/zritHtsG3W

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) August 18, 2022

imagine being emotionally invested in Mitt Romney the world's most boring asshole? like "oh no the media was mildly mean to a GOP Nominee, Fascism is the only reasonable reaction" by that standard every Democrat should be the fucking Joker by now

— Henry the Dog (@DogHerny) August 18, 2022

Romney is a classic opportunist. When he was in MA, he was pro-gay marriage and all for what would be the blueprint for Obamacare. When he ran for the GOP nomination, he was against all of these and catered to the racism of the right.

— Forsetti X (@ForsettisCreed) August 18, 2022

For all the good it did him…

To best of my recollection, this devil is who treated Mitt Romney extremely badly, called him embarrassing names, made him eat a crow-flavored shit sandwich&grovel like a dog4job he never offered him. But yeah, it was the way Dems treated Mitt that radicalized Republicans. GTFOH. pic.twitter.com/KcvqTkIqot

— Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 (@KwikWarren) August 18, 2022

My gosh, I wrote a bunch of the Obama campaign ads against Romney. Some of the hardest-hitting spots we produced never even aired. We treated Mitt way better than Republicans treated us. Trump, on the other hand, trolled Mitt mercilessly and humiliated the hell out of him. https://t.co/8coGasTqaf

— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) August 18, 2022

an influential contingent of republicans think that the deal with 2012 was they nominated mitt romney, a moderate who they didn't like, and in return the democrats would lose on purpose. they've never recovered from obama running the world's gentlest class war race against him https://t.co/UcDoagY0fj

— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) August 18, 2022

lol imagine watching the 2012 presidential election where it's romney and obama, just two huge nerds being nerds, saying nerd shit, and your nerd lost, and then saying "and that's why i'm a fascist now"

you absolute weirdo

— World Famous Art Thief (@CalmSporting) August 18, 2022

mitt romney wasn’t savagely attacked. mitt romney presented a very standard version of conservatism and the american people said “i don’t want that” and *that* is what republicans are upset about. and so they turned to demolishing democracy.

look in a fucking mirror one time

— World Famous Art Thief (@CalmSporting) August 18, 2022

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    These people are always looking to blame anyone but Republicans for the way Republicans are.

  2. 2.

    Cacti

    August 18, 2022 at 6:14 pm

    Blaming the black guy is the oldest American tradition of them all.

  3. 3.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 6:14 pm

    Who the hell is Peter Cook?  Just some rando douche?

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    Nobody ever asked to see MY birth certificate! Ha ha ha!

  5. 5.

    Scout211

    August 18, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    Thanks, Obama.

    Really, sincerely, THANK YOU! ❤️

  6. 6.

    moops

    August 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    So, question .  Romney wins that election, we still end up with Trump ?

  7. 7.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    I know it sounds crazy but I’m starting to think that treating Mitt Romney badly might be code for electing a black guy.

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 18, 2022 at 6:20 pm

    @Baud: Only Democrats have agency.  You know this.

  9. 9.

    MattF

    August 18, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    RWNJs were also radicalized by the way the evil libs treated Robert Bork. And the way Obama made a joke about Donald Trump.

  10. 10.

    Danielx

    August 18, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    @Cacti:

    In the western variant, it’s blame the Indian.

  11. 11.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 18, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    Mittens Romney has always been a douche.  The treatment of Seamus alone is reason to consider him a douche.  Not to mention all the other shit that Ragnarok Lobster pointed out.

  12. 12.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 18, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Yup.

  13. 13.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 18, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    @MattF: All versions of “you made me hit you.”

  14. 14.

    Redshift

    August 18, 2022 at 6:26 pm

    What a shock – these guys got “radicalized” all the way from “elections are illegitimate unless we win” to “elections are illegitimate unless we win, so let’s overthrow the government.”

  15. 15.

    topclimber

    August 18, 2022 at 6:26 pm

    The Dem attack line on Mitt’s vulture capitalism has been around since Ted Kennedy used it successfully when Romney ran against him for senator. That was damn near 30 years ago.

    Cook is executive vp and communications officer for the American Banking Association. If his circle is getting radicalized, watch out world. They might refuse the next handout the government offers them.

  16. 16.

    Gvg

    August 18, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    I think this guy is an idiot and whomever is pointing him out to Democrats is just trying to outrage post to us much like certain media do to republican fools. My recollection is Romney wasn’t that exciting to Republican voters and i doubt there are more than a few who hold these claimed veiws. Possibly his personal friends, some of whom might be called influential but not significant numbers.

    In othet words, bullshit. Not even political party bullshit, but some pundit or attention seekers own special bullshit.

    I’ll bet Romney knows better.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    We treated Trump far worse than we treated Romney.  Can’t wait to see what horrors that will justify.

  18. 18.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    @Gvg: Right.  We should ask who this Peter Cook guy is.  If he’s some kind of big shot, then we should be aware that he lacks credibility.  If he’s a nobody, then he’s not worth our time.

    ETA: Ok, like vaccine deniers, I did my own research.  Here’s his twitter bio.  Looks to be a nobody. Perhaps even a Russian plant.

    Always home. Uncool. I regularly delete tweets older than two weeks.

    Time to start sharing recipes in this thread.

  19. 19.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    @Baud: Witness Kinzinger’s rant about the Meijer thing.

  20. 20.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    @moops: Probably.

    Has everyone forgotten the 47%?

  21. 21.

    Elizabelle

    August 18, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    Do we have to take the bait on this one?  I don’t think so.

  22. 22.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    @Baud: I guess it’s the day for discussing “reasonable” Republicans.

  23. 23.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 18, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    Wasn’t the MA healthcare bill passed with a veto-proof majority?  Also, I believe Scott Lemieux has posted several times about the world of difference between that law and the ACA (spoiler: No, the MA plan was not all that similar to the structure of Obamacare).

  24. 24.

    topclimber

    August 18, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    @Baud: Are we talking about the same guy?

    Sadly, he seems to have some journalistic chops, in a Bloomberg kind of way.

  25. 25.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 18, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    @Baud: No blue check mark.  That’s a tell.

  26. 26.

    CarolPW

    August 18, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    @Baud: Peter Cook was brilliant in Bedazzled, but he’s dead Baud.

  27. 27.

    Ken

    August 18, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    @Baud: Cthulhu 2024!

  28. 28.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 18, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    Really, I though Vulture Capitalism is the hard left of the Republican Parties these days along with War Mongers like Bolton and Cheney (silly libertard Romney thinks killing workers is only a accidental result of quest for profits, not an end on to itself like a TRUE Conservative does)

  29. 29.

    Old Man Shadow

    August 18, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    Republicans never have agency. It’s always someone else’s fault for why they lash out and act out in the worst ways.

    It’s the same shit abusers say to their victims.

  30. 30.

    Old School

    August 18, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    @Baud: It already justifies January 6th in their minds.

  31. 31.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    This looks like a good place to drop a bleg for the night shift coming on.

    Last week I bought a Fitbit Charge 5. I’m getting used to wearing it all the time and reading up on all the features. Job 1: I changed the clock face to something less obnoxious (I went with Retroflip).

    I’m asking for people’s tips or “one neat trick” type things to ease the learning curve. I’m mostly interested in using it to track steps/​distance for walking. Probably will check out the other features, but that’s the main thing. Also interested in any “I never thought I would like x” items. Thanks in advance.

  32. 32.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 18, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    Having a tough day here.  Our long-time pet-sitter texted us to let her know that she is using the harness/support that we gave her to assist her elderly/dying dog.  I’m glad it’s helping her but it just reminded me of our loss of Juniper almost two years ago and how hard that was and is bringing back all the memories of her last days :(

  33. 33.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:38 pm

    @topclimber:

    Doubt that’s him.

  34. 34.

    VOR

    August 18, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    I call bullshit. Romney was not beloved of the far right, he was viewed as too likely to compromise. And after the 2012 election the RNC did an after action report, aka “autopsy” report, where they called for moderation and inclusion.

    The report, called the “Growth and Opportunity Project,” lays out an extensive plan the RNC believes will lead the party to victory with an extensive outreach to women, African-American, Asian, Hispanic and gay voters. Among the plans: hiring paid outreach staffers across the country in a $10 million push that begins right away; backing “comprehensive immigration reform”; abbreviating the presidential primary process with fewer debates, specifically saying the party would like at least half the 20 there were during the 2012 cycle; and moving the convention to June or July, as well as improving the data and digital effort.

    “We have become expert at how to provide ideological information to like-minded people but ,devastatingly, we have lost the ability to be persuasive with or welcoming to those who don’t agree with us on every issue,” Bradshaw said, noting they need to be “inviting and inspiring.”

    And then their voters chose Trump’s message instead.

    Finally, are they saying Republican voters aren’t responsible for their own actions? Do only Democrats have agency?

  35. 35.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    I’ve had days like that.

  36. 36.

    Mike E

    August 18, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    Oh I think I read that book, The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being. 500 pages of imagined victimhood, fun.

  37. 37.

    trollhattan

    August 18, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    “Mitt Romney is the Robert Bork of George W Bushes.”

    Now fuck off with your weak-ass “reap the whirlwind” shit. Hey, I know, go find us one 2022-edition Republican Romney fan. You can find me at the bar.

  38. 38.

    Urza

    August 18, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    @zhena gogolia: 47% and Binders full of women are what did Romney in.  Didn’t really need to do more than show clips of him talking.

  39. 39.

    evodevo

    August 18, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    They were radicalized because of ….RMoney?  Give me a break…the Teabagger phenom started as soon as Obama was elected…at least by 2009, and they were already fired up for anti-ACA demonstrations by 2010…it’s been ongoing ever since.  Trumpy just gave them permission to go all out…

  40. 40.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 18, 2022 at 6:41 pm

    Really?  Romney?  Do they know what decade it is?

    Time for dinner and a bike ride.

  41. 41.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: That’s tough. I’m sorry. Try to remember all the good times you had with her.

  42. 42.

    Hoodie

    August 18, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    @Baud: These are the kind of posts that I’ve grown to hate.  There was a similar one on LGM, just another random Twitter asshole with a stinking opinion that is of no significance whatsoever.   Like others have said, MAGA types hated Romney when he ran in 2012, thus just voted for him because he wasn’t The Black Guy, “double Guantanamo” and he was endorsed by Trump.  Therefore, there’s next to zero chance that treatment of Romney by Dems motivated anyone to vote for Trump.   They would have preferred to vote for Trump in 2012.

  43. 43.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    @Urza: Please proceed, governor.

  44. 44.

    Ken

    August 18, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    @topclimber: Cook is executive vp and communications officer for the American Banking Association.

    Now I’m half expecting an announcement from the American Banking Association association tomorrow regarding a change in their executive board.

  45. 45.

    topclimber

    August 18, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    @Baud: It is hard to tell. His first Twitter descriptor is uncool, which is the classic definition of a Bloomberg journalist.

    The headshots are decidedly different, that’s for sure.

  46. 46.

    trollhattan

    August 18, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    It’s nighttime in Crimea.

    At least four explosions occurred in Sevastopol, Reuters reported. Agency sources reported that the explosions occurred on the “Belbek” military airfield in #Sevastopol. It is reported that there could be more than 40 fighter aircrafts.

    https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1560384016209035264?cxt=HHwWgICy9dq_zKcrAAAA

  47. 47.

    topclimber

    August 18, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    @Ken: ​Much to my chagrin, failed Presidential candidate Baud has pointed out that this is probably not the guy.

  48. 48.

    Urza

    August 18, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Forgot that burn.  That was a good one, though being about foreign policy I think it was more the burn than what he actually replied with that mattered.

  49. 49.

    Suzanne

    August 18, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    Hot damn. Peter Cook is dumb.

    It occurs to me that Republicans, hell, white men in general, do not know how to compete. Romney lost because he couldn’t compete. There’s no shame in that — that’s part of life — but there’s plenty of shame in this sniveling bullshit. Blaming your side’s reprehensible, deplorable behavior on losing a fair fight?! STFU.

    FAAFO is my favorite financial disclosure document.

  50. 50.

    Planetjanet

    August 18, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @trollhattan: Excellent news.  That has got to hurt.

  51. 51.

    Danielx

    August 18, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Look on the bright side, it will be a short discussion.

  52. 52.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    Republican apologists must have pretty slim pickings if they’re going 10 years back to drag up an injustice that never happened.

  53. 53.

    zhena gogolia

    August 18, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    @trollhattan: Hot damn! Sevastopol! That’s going to leave a mark.

    — Says woman who’s slogging through Tolstoy’s stories about the siege

  54. 54.

    Ken

    August 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @topclimber: I object to the word “failed”. Baud has not lost any Presidential election where his name was on the ballot, unlike Romney and TFG.

  55. 55.

    Hoodie

    August 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @topclimber: Yeah, that’s not the guy. He has a different Twitter handle.

  56. 56.

    sdhays

    August 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    Something we forget is that Obama was unfair to Romney in the first debate by putting in a lousy performance and tricking Romney and his supporters into thinking they actually had a chance. When Obama mopped the floor with him in the second debate and directly called out his lying, the wind left his sails, never to return.

    The disappointment!

  57. 57.

    Danielx

    August 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @Geminid:

    What? A black guy got elected and had the absolute audacity to get re-elected? That’s not injustice??!!???

  58. 58.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    August 18, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I think you mean “treasonable Republicans>”

  59. 59.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    I can’t have illegals cutting my lawn! I’m running for office for Pete’s sake!

  60. 60.

    topclimber

    August 18, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    @Ken: A valid if bootlicking comment. How many write-in votes did he get, huh, huh?

  61. 61.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    I’m looking at Peter Cook’s avatar and imagining him hugging a framed photograph of Romney while tears run down his cheeks.

  62. 62.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    @Ken:

    “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

  63. 63.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @SpaceUnit: I’m imagining him lovingly crafting a statue of Dagny Taggart out of mashed potatoes

  64. 64.

    Kropacetic

    August 18, 2022 at 7:00 pm

    @Danielx: What? A black guy got elected and had the absolute audacity to get re-elected? That’s not injustice??!!???

    It would be one thing if he were simply reelected, that would be fine.  But to criticize Rmoney and campaign against him was beyond the pale…

  65. 65.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 18, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @trollhattan: Lots of careless smoking going on.

  66. 66.

    Bugboy

    August 18, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    It’s our turn now.

    There’s your Mrs. Rmoney shot…

  67. 67.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 7:04 pm

    @Baud: “They also serve who only stand and wait.”

  68. 68.

    hueyplong

    August 18, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    Another way to look at it is that Obama called Mittens a Republican and GOPers call Mittens a RINO.

    They are, this very day, treating Mitt worse than the awful libz do.

    This line of attack is even more ridiculous than Trump’s shifting document excuses.

  69. 69.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:08 pm

    @topclimber:

    There is nothing about @_Peter_Cook on Twitter to suggest that he is anything but some random douche. Your Peter Cook is this guy, as a quick search (and photo comparison with his Wikipedia entry) revealed.

  70. 70.

    Kropacetic

    August 18, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    Never forget that Mitt pioneered the “lie about literally everything” strategy that Trump rode into the White House.

  71. 71.

    Roger Moore

    August 18, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @MattF: ​
     

    RWNJs were also radicalized by the way the evil libs treated Robert Bork.

    Yeah, the way they treated Bork was terrible. They asked him tough questions during his committee hearing, then gave him a floor vote even though the committee voted not to advance his nomination. Such savagery. They should have just rubber stamped the guy who was corruptly promised a Supreme Court post in exchange for carrying out the Saturday Night Massacre.

  72. 72.

    eachother

    August 18, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    @Steeplejack: If you walk backward you get younger.
    If you break the crystal you can’t get back to the future. Playing a chord using all 88 piano keys may restore you to real time but you may return Baroque.

  73. 73.

    Tony Jay

    August 18, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    @Geminid:

    Yeah, but if Obama hadn’t pantsed the candidate of the traditional Republican establishment so badly that he had to go hide in a big pile of money, then the Republican electorate wouldn’t have had the gosh-darned gumption to think they could pick their own candidate next time, would they?

    Once again, the radical left fails to understand how Real America works.

  74. 74.

    narya

    August 18, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    @Steeplejack: I switched my Fitbit out for a Misfit, largely because the old Fitbit had to be charged often AND the charging cord/connection was stupidly fiddly. That said, the newer FB’s seem to have improved. Why do I keep using any device for this? Because it’s the tiniest poke to get off my butt to meet my daily goal. Most of the time it’s not an issue–I run or walk nearly every morning, for 4-6 miles–but sometimes on weekends I don’t haul my ass out of bed early enough. I’ve found that maintaining a streak, or hitting the goal, or whatever, is a self-reminder–a post-it note on my wrist–that will be enough to make me go do something on those days. Eventually I’ll get an Apple Watch, at which point I’ll check out their fitness apps for other activities, but the usage will be the same: get off my butt. I admit to a small tick of satisfaction for meeting the goal, but I’m also a bit embarrassed to post this here.

  75. 75.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Condolences. I still get a twinge about the housecat, who died in April 2020. Try to concentrate on the good memories. And see if you can support your petsitter, who seems to be facing some tough decisions ahead.

  76. 76.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 7:14 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    For the record, Obama didn’t literally pull down Mitt’s pants on the debate stage.

  77. 77.

    prostratedragon

    August 18, 2022 at 7:14 pm

    @topclimber: ​ Oh, so maybe he is the devil after all.

  78. 78.

    Kropacetic

    August 18, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @SpaceUnit: For the record, Obama didn’t literally pull down Mitt’s pants on the debate stage.

    No, Mitt did that himself and Obama called him on it, “Please proceed…”

  79. 79.

    NotoriousJRT

    August 18, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: That story and his blurting out in a 2008 primary debate that he wanted to “double Guantanamo” were among the many red flags early on.

  80. 80.

    Barbara

    August 18, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    Every battered spouse in the world has heard the same logic applied to their own victimization, which basicallycomes down to, “It’s your fault I’m a monster.” Peter Cook evidently belongs to the class that thinks that sacrifice is for others and his own journey through life should be unimpeded by other people’s needs. We. Don’t. Owe. You. Anything. I’m sorry voting for the black guy was so hard for you to bear.

  81. 81.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    IMHO Mitts would have better off not wearing pants.

  82. 82.

    prostratedragon

    August 18, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    @prostratedragon: ​ Actually, once you know who it is, this little clip might be more to the point.

  83. 83.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    The party of personal responsibility wants to blame everyone else for their own racism and antisemitism

  84. 84.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    @Baud:

    You would say that.

  85. 85.

    oatler

    August 18, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    @CarolPW:

    You can see Cook in “The Rise And Rise of Michael Rimmer” from 1969, a demonically accurate prophecy (can be found on YouTube).

    You enjoying that sandwich?

  86. 86.

    Roger Moore

    August 18, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I’m asking for people’s tips or “one neat trick” type things to ease the learning curve.

    You can customize the displays so it doesn’t show you things you don’t care about.  For example, I never use the feature to track how much water I drink, so I don’t show it.

  87. 87.

    Citizen Alan

    August 18, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    @Urza: While those were factors, you seriously underestimate IMO the extent to which Romney’s Mormonism suppressed turnout among evangelicals.

    True story: In 2008, when he was running against McCain, I attended church with my parents for Mothers’ Day services. And the pastor felt the need to interrupt the Mother’s Day sermon to say “And by the way, Mormonism is a Satanic ult.” It was that much of a non sequitur. I thought for a moment that I’d nodded off and had woken up in a completely different sermon! Then, he went back to his usual “wives, submit to your husbands” BS.

    Based on that, I genuinely thought it was possible for Obama to carry Mississippi in 2012 because in 2008, he took 11% of the white vote, and it would have only taken 15% to put him over the top. That he did not do so was because thousands of Mississippians who genuinely thought Mitt Romney was in a Satanic cult nevertheless picked him over a black man. It foreshadowed Trump in a way–at this point, I think most evangelicals would willingly take the Mark of the Beast before voting for a Democrat.

  88. 88.

    Turgidson

    August 18, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    @Kropacetic:

    This doesn’t get nearly enough attention in my mind.  The Mittens Campaign lied fucking nonstop, and kept telling the same ones over and over even after getting called on them numerous times.  It was fucking reprehensible.  The media and voters have memory holed it because Mittens lost anyway and because we all know what happened in the next GOP primary.  But pre-Trump, Mittens was truly in a class by himself in the mendacity Olympics.

  89. 89.

    Tony Jay

    August 18, 2022 at 7:23 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    I doubt if it would have been possible. For my money Mandroid Mitt was born wearing a pair of perfectly creased dress pants and has never gone without. Even his attempts at ‘blue jeans and boots’ were just slipped over the top of them.

    Tig, Tag and Bombadil (whatever his kids were called) weren’t so much procreated as exuded from Mitt’s bulging nanite vent.

  90. 90.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    @eachother:

    Thanks, good to know. Probably safe for the time being, as I have enough trouble walking frontwards.

  91. 91.

    Citizen Alan

    August 18, 2022 at 7:25 pm

    @Geminid: Dude, they’re still ranting about fucking Bork even though he was allowed a full Senate vote despite the committee voting him down, and he was decisively voted down by the full Senate by 58-42 with six Republicans voting against him.

    ETA: What Roger Moore said.

  92. 92.

    Kropacetic

    August 18, 2022 at 7:25 pm

    @Turgidson: Missed one point. Mittens was “polite.”

  93. 93.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:26 pm

    @Roger Moore: ​
      Bork was voted down by 6 republicans. It was a bipartisan rejection. Even the reactionary Boll weevils voted against him en masse.

    His defeat in the Senate was the worst of any Supreme Court nominee since…[ ] 1845, and the third-worst on record [in 245 years]

  94. 94.

    SpaceUnit

    August 18, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Your conjectures are entirely plausible.

  95. 95.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 18, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    @Steeplejack: She’s had a real rough go recently, losing one dog a few months ago and now her other one.  Also lost her Mom to Covid in 2020.

  96. 96.

    Roger Moore

    August 18, 2022 at 7:32 pm

    @Baud:

    IMHO Mitts would have better off not wearing pants.

    You think that about everyone, not least of all yourself.

  97. 97.

    dm

    August 18, 2022 at 7:32 pm

    Someone went nut-picking on twitter and we’re supposed to care?

    So, if you actually go to Peter Cook’s twitter whatever-its-called, you can find the original tweet.  I was curious, since my first thought was he might be associated with the “Cook Report”, which I see quoted favorably by people writing about politics; if so, he might actually be commenting on something worth knowing about.  He’s probably not Cook Report, and he is responding, but only to some twitter rando.

    In it, he was responding to some guy responding to George Conway.  The thread goes like this:

    • Conway: Well, Liz Cheney lost the election, but she won the dignity contest.
    • Somebody: We tried dignity with Romney, and look what it got us (long list of semi-imagined insults for which one can sometimes see some reality underlying the umbrage)
    • Peter Cook: Yes, the treatment of Romney pissed a lot of people off in the extreme.

    Which could be sarcasm, it could even be nut-picking itself, except a lot of Peter Cook’s feed is retweets of retweets of National Review articles, so I doubt it’s either of those.

    Increasingly lately, when I get a glimpse into the workings of the run-of-them-mill conservative mind, I feel like I’m in a funhouse mirror-maze.  I catch glimpses of things that exist in my reality, but they’re distorted and weird.  I suppose it’s mostly nth-generation friend-of-friend repeats of Fox News.  But I don’t even know how to begin to talk someone down from that high.

  98. 98.

    Tony Jay

    August 18, 2022 at 7:32 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    I’d forgotten how much fun it was ripping the shit out of Mitt Romney. The man was so uncomfortable in his skin it was clear he was wearing it inside out for much of the campaign.

  99. 99.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:32 pm

    @narya:

    Don’t be embarrassed—this is useful. (Although at first I thought you were yanking me with “Misfit.”) I have been trying to get out and walk more—the pandemic put me in serious bunker sloth mode—and I got the Fitbit somewhat as a motivational toy. Fiddling with it is enjoyable to my geek side, and so far it is reminding me that I need to move more. And I am getting off to an okay start.

  100. 100.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:35 pm

    @Baud:

    TBH, you say that about everybody.

  101. 101.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:35 pm

    Quotations from Chairman Mittens

     

    “Let Detroit go bankrupt.”

    “I like being able to fire people!”

    “Don’t try and stop the foreclosure process, let it run its course and hit the bottom.”

    “The banks aren’t bad people, they’re just overwhelmed, right now.”

    “Banks are scared to death, of course. They are feeling the same thing you’re feeling.”

    “Corporations are people, my friend.”

    “I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.”

    “There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.”

    Romney’s solution for illegal immigration: “self-deportation.”

    “We went to the company and we said, ‘Look, you can’t have any illegals working on our property. I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake! I can’t have illegals.’ ”

    “I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.” (Nearly $400,000).

    “I’ll bet you 10,000 dollars.”

    Asked, “Are there no fair questions about the distribution of wealth without it being seen as envy, though?” Romney responded, “I think it’s fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms.”

    When asked if he would support the $1500 payroll tax cut ~ “Look, I don’t like temporary little Band-Aids.”

    Described his 3,000 square foot, beach front mansion, valued at 12 million dollars, as “very small”.

    Described his 5,400 square foot, summer home in New Hampshire, which also has a large boathouse and separate guest house, as a “little place”.

    “It’s not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person [Osama bin Laden].”

    “I don’t want to buy into the Democratic pitch, that this is all about one person, Osama bin Laden.” [I’m not kidding, he really said that]

    Explaining why none of his five sons enlisted to fight in the Iraq war he promotes: “one of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president. I respect that and respect all those and the way they serve this great country.”

    “I was a severely conservative Republican governor.”

    “The trees are the right height [in Michigan].”

    “We will hear from the Democrat Party on the plight of the poor.”

    “It’s not good being poor.”

    “You can focus on the very poor — that’s not my focus.”

    “I’m not concerned about the very poor.”

  102. 102.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 7:35 pm

    @Citizen Alan: I noticed how political evangelical leaders who were so tepid in their support of the upright Romney enthusiastically embraced the reprobate Trump. I bet LDS people noticed too.

  103. 103.

    kalakal

    August 18, 2022 at 7:35 pm

    @Urza: I remember watching in fascination the debate where he claimed that Syria was Iran’s route to the sea.

    once I stopped laughing 2 things terrified me.

    1) A presidential candidate was making a major foreign policy statement, he an his team had prepared this as an attack on Obama and none of them had even as much as looked at a map, let alone done any real research.

    2) No one at the debate, wether Obama or the commentariat called him out “Iran has 1,500 miles of coastline but no border with Syria, that’s some plan you’ve got there Mitt” and nor did anyone I was watching it with , Dem party, Pinellas.

  104. 104.

    Roger Moore

    August 18, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    @David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: ​
     
    The thing that gets me is the extent to which Bork’s role in the Saturday Night Massacre has been completely memory holed. A man who would do that doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the Supreme Court. Reagan’s decision to nominate him should be seen as a deliberate provocation, but somehow it’s the Democrats who get the blame.

  105. 105.

    Another Scott

    August 18, 2022 at 7:37 pm

    Rmoney is a monster who thinks he’s owed his destiny as the guy on the white horse.

    David Corn’s famous piece at MotherJones from 2012:

    Rmoney speaking:

    There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what…These are people who pay no income tax.

    Corn:

    At the dinner, Romney often stuck to familiar talking points. But there were moments when he went beyond the familiar campaign lines. Describing his family background, he quipped about his father, “Had he been born of Mexican parents, I’d have a better shot of winning this.” Contending that he is a self-made millionaire who earned his own fortune, Romney insisted, “I have inherited nothing.” He remarked, “There is a perception, ‘Oh, we were born with a silver spoon, he never had to earn anything and so forth.’ Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon, which is the greatest gift you can have: which is to get born in America.”

    Romney told the contributors that “women are open to supporting me,” but that “we are having a much harder time with Hispanic voters, and if the Hispanic voting bloc becomes as committed to the Democrats as the African American voting block has in the past, why, we’re in trouble as a party and, I think, as a nation.” When one attendee asked how this group could help Romney sell himself to others, he answered, “Frankly, what I need you to do is to raise millions of dollars.” He added, “The fact that I’m either tied or close to the president…that’s very interesting.”

    Rmoney:

    I have a very good team of extraordinarily experienced, highly successful consultants, a couple of people in particular who have done races around the world. I didn’t realize it. These guys in the US—the Karl Rove equivalents—they do races all over the world: in Armenia, in Africa, in Israel. I mean, they work for Bibi Netanyahu in his race. So they do these races and they see which ads work, and which processes work best, and we have ideas about what we do over the course of the campaign. I’d tell them to you, but I’d have to shoot you.

    He didn’t have it easy like those Mexicans, who win the Presidency every time, you see. No, he created and paid for the Mitt that he wanted to show the voters all by himself, with no help at all from anyone, especially not his wealthy and talented industrial/political father, and also the Mitt he wanted to show his donors. He had the money (his own money that had nothing to do with anyone else) and the good looks and felt he was entitled to the big chair. Seamus liked being on top of the car on the highway for 12 hours, you see, and of course the trees are the right height in Michigan, and anyone saying otherwise is being unfair to poor Mittster. Only mean Democrats kept him from his destiny. Shame on you – yes you – for being a mean Democrat.

    (grocho-roll-eyes.gif)

    And now monsters on Twitter are looking for every possible squirrel to distract voters from the good things that Democrats are doing for the country even with all the challenges.

    Eyes on the prizes.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  106. 106.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:38 pm

    Let’s not forget how Mittens had a Swiss bank account and wouldn’t release his taxes

    Harry Reid doesn’t regret accusing Mitt Romney of not paying taxes

    ***

    [Reid] rebuffed those who said his attacks were “McCarthyite.”

    “Well, they can call it whatever they want,” Reid said. “Romney didn’t win, did he?”

    God bless Harry Reid

  107. 107.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Thanks. I’m still mostly in “just out of the box” mode, so it shows me (in succession) heart rate, calories, steps, distance and some “fitness zone” rating that I haven’t figured out yet.

  108. 108.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Along with only Dems have agency, the media believes that only the GOP can break norms. Dems can never do something unprecedented, no matter how justified by the circumstances.

  109. 109.

    PaulB

    August 18, 2022 at 7:43 pm

    If you’re going to waste your time on a Peter Cook, I recommend this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuE_a1pTsO4, seen here in a classic sketch with Dudley Moore.

  110. 110.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:43 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    That is a bad run.

  111. 111.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Republican: “But that attack on Romney was below the belt!”

    Harry Reid: “Belt? What belt?”

  112. 112.

    dm

    August 18, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: Reid on Romney’s taxes was one of the things that the Cook’s-timeline Republican bitch-fest brought up as being unfair and dishonest

    “He started it!”  Twitter sometimes reminds me of kids in the back seat of a 12-hour drive in the pre-airconditioning era.

  113. 113.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    @Baud: ​  It wasn’t even unprecedented. The republicans filibustered two of LBJ’s nominees in 1968. He had nominated (elevated) Abe Fortas (of Gideon vs Wainwright fame) to replace the retiring Earl Warren and Homer Thornberry to replace Fortas who was an Associate Justice at the time.
    They didn’t get a vote.
    But it’s okay if you are republican​

  114. 114.

    Another Scott

    August 18, 2022 at 7:47 pm

    @Steeplejack: I just let my FitBit Charge 5 do its thing.  The step count agrees pretty well with what Google Fit on my phone thinks.  (E.g. Thus far today: GF 3289 steps, FitBit 3954 steps, but I haven’t had my phone with me all day).  I haven’t bothered trying to tell it (or my phone) that cutting the grass is not “Exercise Bike” – I just let it do its thing and don’t worry about it.

    I don’t know any tricks to speak of.  ;-)

    Looking forward to other responses.

    My $0.02.  HTH a little.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  115. 115.

    matt

    August 18, 2022 at 7:47 pm

    So if we treat Trump badly they’ll do what? Tattoo swastikas on their bald heads?

  116. 116.

    Another Scott

    August 18, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: I’m sorry.  :-(

    Hang in there.  Remember the good times.

    Best wishes,
    Scott.

  117. 117.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 18, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    Seeing reports on russian social media of explosions in Kerch. It is almost 0300 there.

  118. 118.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 7:51 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    24/7 service.

  119. 119.

    kalakal

    August 18, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    @CarolPW: Yes he was. I think Peter Cook was one of the funniest people who ever lived. Here he is with Dudley Moore from a long time ago

    https://youtu.be/JhS35f015SQ

  120. 120.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    @Geminid: ​
      Harry Reid biography is fascinating:

    A man named Jack Gordon, who later married LaToya Jackson, tried to give Reid a $12,000 bribe. Reid let the FBI videotape Gordon offering him the bribe, and then, according to a Las Vegas Review-Journal account, he “put his hands around Gordon’s neck and said, ‘You son of a bitch, you tried to bribe me.’”

    is there another U.S. senator who has been part of the inspiration for a character in a Martin Scorsese film [Casino]? (A character played by Dick Smothers, no less.)

    Reid’s wife, Landra, famously escaped death when mobsters attempted to blow up Reid’s family car in 1981.

    At nineteen, he had a fistfight with his future father-in-law (because he opposed his daughter’s marriage)

  121. 121.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    @dm:

    I’m starting to regret the energy expended on this topic a little bit. Not blaming Anne Laurie, but a bunch of Twitter pundits seem to have fallen into a rage-farming trap that led to deep-dive discussions of . . . Mitt Romney? Yeesh.

  122. 122.

    kalakal

    August 18, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    @PaulB: One of my favourites.

  123. 123.

    RaflW

    August 18, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    I still remember how shocked Mitt was that “Binders full of women” didn’t work well as an applause line. Always was a tin ear and a pretentious elite capitalist.

  124. 124.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Romney insisted, “I have inherited nothing.” He remarked, “There is a perception, ‘Oh, we were born with a silver spoon, he never had to earn anything and so forth.’ Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon, which is the greatest gift you can have: which is to get born in America

    to an automotive CEO and cabinet officer and governor of one of the largest states in the country (at the time) who was a serious contender for the presidency, and not for nothing gave you a “nest egg” that was worth iirc about $500K in 2012 dollars

  125. 125.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    @Baud: Plus free delivery!

  126. 126.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 18, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    @matt: Ala Inglorious Basterds?

  127. 127.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    @kalakal: I’ve always been partial to The Leaping Nuns of Norwich, not least cause it’s just fun to say.

  128. 128.

    Geminid

    August 18, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    @David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: When Reid married Landra, they decided they wanted to join a church. They looked around some and then joined the Latter Day Saints.

  129. 129.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 18, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    So I finally watched a clip of Ron DeSatan today, for the first time and I must say…I don’t see it.  Sure, he hates the right people etc., but he really doesn’t have the same charisma that Trump has.  And I don’t think he’s gonna have the same drawing power to the MAGA chuds nor enough of the “Reasonable Conservative” persona to attract enough Independent/Swing voters.  I think he would draw closer to Romney or McCain levels of GOP turnout than Trump.  Maybe I’m just being willfully optimistic, but he also barely won in Florida!

  130. 130.

    Kayla Rudbek

    August 18, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    @Steeplejack: I have a Garmin and its phone app has challenges every month and quarter (running,cycling, walking etc). I would imagine that the Fitbit would have a similar feature.

  131. 131.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 18, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Describing his family background, he quipped about his father, “Had he been born of Mexican parents, I’d have a better shot of winning this.”

    Cause, you know, those people get all the breaks, but you practically have to apologize for being white these days.

    (credit where due, when I saw Our Willard marching for Black Lives Matter, I almost fell out of my chair. I’m willing to recognize growth, but get out of here with this “You were mean to Mitt” garbage)

  132. 132.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    Gawd, and then the 2012 convention with his shrew wife screaming “I love you women!” and a dotard Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.

  133. 133.

    dm

    August 18, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    @Steeplejack: I was regretting it halfway through typing up what I’d found.  Then it was just good keystrokes after bad/sunk-cost fallacy.

    One benefit this thread did bring was the reminder of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

  134. 134.

    Another Scott

    August 18, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    @Steeplejack: The “zone” stuff is to indicate where (supposedly) you’re most efficiently using calories and losing weight.  And other stuff – it’s based on estimates of your peak heart rate.

    FitBit Heart Rate Zones. (You may need to expand the section).

    Mine buzzes briefly when I enter the Fat Burn Zone and shows some info on the screen.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  135. 135.

    RSA

    August 18, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    The treatment of Mitt Romney during the 2012 election radicalized a lot of GOP voters in a way that the left and the press still don’t seem to understand.

    I’m remembering photoshopped images of Obama as Satan and the anti-Christ. Granted, “Electing my opponent will mean the end of democracy” has been a thing since the 1800s, but Republicans have said this every election in my lifetime. (Democrats only had a bit of fear-mongering toward the end of Bush II’s second term.) It’s crazy that when we’re actually in this situation, hardly any GOP voters will admit that they’re the real danger.

  136. 136.

    dm

    August 18, 2022 at 8:12 pm

    One other thing I noticed in my foray into the funhouse: “They’ve been investigating Trump for six years and haven’t come up with anything.”

    Wow.

  137. 137.

    Baud

    August 18, 2022 at 8:13 pm

    @RSA:

    I’m sure if we became radicalized, the media would hold the GOP responsible.

  138. 138.

    Fake Irishman

    August 18, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Masscare was the blueprint for Obamacare. Leimieux talks about the Heritage plan from  the early 1990s with an individual mandate being completely different when lazy folks say Obama was a sellout because he proposed a plan similar to the Heritage plan (and the parties are the same etc etc)

  139. 139.

    Ghost of Joe Liebling’s Dog

    August 18, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    @VOR:

    Who could forget the “Gropertunity” project?  No one can say it wasn’t superlatively on-brand.

  140. 140.

    David 🌈☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 8:27 pm

     Donald Trump, Birther In Chief? Poll Has Him Leading GOP Field With 26 Percent

    April 15, 2011 4:35 PM ET

    This was a full year and a half before the 2012 fall campaign.

    They were flocking to Dump and his birtherism. They never wanted staid Mittens. It was never about Mittens or the 2012 campaign. They wanted the unvarnished racism they had been fed since Nixon’s-Jesse Helms’s-Strom Thurmand’s 1968 “southern strategy”​

  141. 141.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Thanks.

  142. 142.

    RSA

    August 18, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    @Baud: Would the media be able to resist the “both sides!” framing?

  143. 143.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 18, 2022 at 8:36 pm

    When he was in MA, he was pro-gay marriage

    No, he wasn’t. I was there.

  144. 144.

    catclub

    August 18, 2022 at 8:44 pm

    @zhena gogolia: ​
     We mistreated him by reporting what he said to his donors.

  145. 145.

    catclub

    August 18, 2022 at 8:49 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: ​
     

    ,[DeSantis] but he really doesn’t have the same charisma that Trump has.

    The only charisma Trump has ( and for his rubes, it is enough) is that he can claim he is a billionaire and they will believe him. See how much coverage Jon Huntsman or Michael Bloomberg get compared with any competent non-billionaire politician.

  146. 146.

    Origuy

    August 18, 2022 at 8:51 pm

    @Steeplejack: Do you have a smartphone? You might be interested in the Strava app. I have an Apple Watch, but I’m sure the Fitbit works with it. You can upload your activities and share them, if you want, so that your friends can see them. Strava may also do some analysis that the native Fitbit app doesn’t.

  147. 147.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 8:54 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Thanks. I’ve got a cheap pedometer that I used to use, and I have a vague memory of a walking/​jogging phone app even further back than that. I’d like to get a feel for how “accurate” the Fitbit is, and I guess I could use one of those for comparison. But I’m tending toward “set it and forget it” like you.

    I did see a discussion of Fitbit solo GPS accuracy vs. Fitbit linked to your phone GPS. Some of the comments seemed valid, some seemed like sawing sawdust. Wouldn’t matter much to me unless the disparity was pretty big.

  148. 148.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    @CarolPW:

    The remake of Bedazzled (2000) with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley is surprisingly good. . . . Huh, directed by Harold Ramis, IMDB reminds me.

  149. 149.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 18, 2022 at 9:04 pm

    I remember Mittens once staged a photo of of him doing laundry and he was completely befuddled on how to start the washer.  Had no idea.  None what so ever.  To make it worse it was a basic washer not one of the new machines that have 50 settings.

  150. 150.

    twbrandt (formerly tom)

    August 18, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    Whenever I see the name Peter Cook I think of https://youtu.be/3odMTPuzLwY

  151. 151.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 9:09 pm

    @Kayla Rudbek:

    I’ve barely scratched the surface, but the Fitbit seems to have the ability to link to “friends” and join communities and do challenges, etc. Not very interesting to me at this point—maybe later.

  152. 152.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 9:11 pm

    @dm:

    “Sunk-cost fallacy.” True! 😹

  153. 153.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    @dm:

    “They’ve been investigating Trump for six years and haven’t come up with anything.”

    [Spit-take!] 💦

  154. 154.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    @Origuy:

    Thanks, I’ll look at Strava. I have an Android phone—Samsung Galaxy S10e.

  155. 155.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 18, 2022 at 9:21 pm

    Buddha Alert:

    Pete Buttigieg is Alex Wagner’s guest on her show tonight

  156. 156.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 18, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    @CarolPW: ​
     

    Peter Cook was brilliant in Bedazzled, but he’s dead Baud.

    Boy howdy, was he ever! He and Dudley Moore were also quite good in The Wrong Box, which also had a young Michael Caine in a major role. And of course he was the priest in The Princess Bride.

  157. 157.

    dm

    August 18, 2022 at 9:26 pm

    @Steeplejack: Oh, god, now the context-free will think I said that.  Glad it is in a mostly-dead thread, and wasn’t a tweet.

    But like I said: things are weird over in the right wing.

  158. 158.

    NotMax

    August 18, 2022 at 9:33 pm

    FYI (emphasis added).

    A Texas school district is pulling all books from library shelves and classrooms that were challenged by parents, lawmakers and other community members in the last year — including the Bible.

    The day before students started back at the Keller Independent School District, which serves students in the Fort Worth suburbs, Jennifer Price, the executive director of curriculum and instruction, told principals and librarians to remove 41 books while they undergo a review, according to an email obtained by the Texas Tribune.

    Some of the books included in the list are all editions of the Bible, a graphic novel adaptation of Anne Frank’s diary, “The Bluest Eye” by Toni Morrison and “Gender Queer: A Memoir,” by Maia Kobabe, the Tribune reported. Kobabe’s book tops the American Library Association’s list for most banned books in 2021. Source

  159. 159.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 18, 2022 at 9:38 pm

    Of course it is only the Republicans’ fault that they’ve become what they’ve become. But in the annals of “look what you made me do,” this has to be the most weak-ass excuse there ever was, just transparently bullshit. Did they get mad about that “treatment” at the time? I sure don’t remember it. And knowing full well it doesn’t and shouldn’t matter, it’s hard for me to imagine what possible “treatment of Mitt Romney” this Cook guy could be referring to. I’d love to see his examples, so I could laugh at them.

  160. 160.

    J R in WV

    August 18, 2022 at 9:40 pm

    I have a new Maytag, which turned itself off the other day when our pump system suffered an intermittent failure. The owner’s manual says to press and hold the power switch, which I have done multiple times.

    Also says you may need to unplug it to reset things, which I have done for lots longer than the recommendation. Still says Loc and won’t rinse and spin the load that was in there when the water went off days ago.

    So I don’t feel too bad about Willard (which fuck him!) having trouble with a washing machine… Could have gotten the maid to help, tho…

  161. 161.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    @dm:

    The quotation marks (should) indicate that it was something you quoted, not you yourself. And anyone wanting to revile you can click back to see the context. 😹

  162. 162.

    Another Scott

    August 18, 2022 at 10:28 pm

    @J R in WV: Cryptic error messages are annoying.

    I’m sure you’ve seen this, but on the off-chance you haven’t. I hope you find the magic combination of keypresses and time to get it unlocked.

    My 2004 VW sat for a couple of weeks because I couldn’t get the ignition to unlock – the key wouldn’t turn. Such a simple thing, but when it doesn’t work, it causes big problems. :-(

    (In my case, it seems to have been 18 years of wear and lint buildup and a possibly stuck tumbler. A brass wire acting as a digger, some canned air, some silicone spray, and about 30 minutes working in 100F heat to clean-out the keyway got it freed-up and working.)

    I hope you get it figured out! Good luck!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  163. 163.

    Narya

    August 18, 2022 at 10:38 pm

    @Steeplejack: I like Strava. More accurate than Fitbit or misfit. I used the free version for a year and actually ponied up for the paid version a year later.

  164. 164.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 10:57 pm

    @Narya:

    Thanks for the recommendation.

  165. 165.

    dnfree

    August 18, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    @Steeplejack: if you use it, you’ll be surprised at how accurate the sleep monitoring can seem.  For instance, if I recall that I was dreaming right before I woke up, that’s what the Fitbit will indicate.  And if I feel somewhat sluggish, most likely it will show I didn’t get enough deep sleep.

    On your phone or computer, set up the hourly goals. I think I told you before, my goal is 250 steps per hour between 9 am and 9 pm, but you can set the hours that work for your schedule.  So if it’s 10:50 am and I have just been sitting in my chair or at my desk, the Fitbit gives me a gentle nudge and tells me how many steps shy of 250 I am.  Sometimes I ignore the reminder, but most times I get up and walk around for a few minutes.

  166. 166.

    Steeplejack

    August 18, 2022 at 11:23 pm

    @dnfree:

    Thanks for the tips. I wasn’t too interested in the sleep feature, except I thought I might try it a few times to see if I go into an apnea-adjacent coma when I sleep. And I’ll see how it matches up with my subjective sleep experience.

    The hourly goals are probably a good idea. I often sit too long at the computer, and taking regular breaks and, say, going down the block for a 10-minute walk would definitely be good.

  167. 167.

    dnfree

    August 18, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    @Steeplejack: I have informed the neighbors that if they see me come out the front door, walk the approximately 100 steps to the corner and then back, they should check the time.  It most likely will be within the last ten minutes of the hour.  Sometimes I am efficient and leave the house at for instance 9:57 and walk until 10:03, thereby checking off two hours at once.

    I sometimes count steps manually and the Fitbit is pretty accurate.

  168. 168.

    Steeplejack

    August 19, 2022 at 12:08 am

    @dnfree:

    I should be so disciplined! ⏱ Something to aspire to.

  169. 169.

    Paul in KY

    August 19, 2022 at 10:37 am

    @Baud: Probably Thanos will appear…

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