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You are here: Home / Civil Rights / Women's Rights / The War On Women / I Want To Pump You Up

I Want To Pump You Up

by WaterGirl|  August 19, 20229:41 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Political Action, Politics, The War On Women, Women's Rights

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I have no idea who Tom Bonier is, but I stumbled on his twitter feed and I found these three tweets encouraging.

Some more numbers for you, there are 3.43 million more women than men in the US. pic.twitter.com/aKA0AbRdIA

— Fully Vaxxed, Boosted,still masking šŸ˜·šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ā˜®ļøšŸŒŠ (@lmhuber1982) August 19, 2022

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Because of this… https://t.co/OGRyr3VE7Q

— MtnGrl (@MtnGrl4) August 19, 2022

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It’s been my hope they poked the wrong bear. LETSSSSSS GOOOOO! pic.twitter.com/l0EYaVjUEM

— Donna spahr (@DonnaspahrDonna) August 19, 2022

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43Comments

  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 9:43 pm

    I don’t actually want to pump you up, but that Arnold line was all I could think of after seeing these tweets in succession.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    August 19, 2022 at 9:44 pm

    I initially thought BJ After Dark had returned.

  3. 3.

    Suzanne

    August 19, 2022 at 9:48 pm

    I wish that people realized that bad stuff can happen before it happens. I don’t know why people are so blasĆ© about things. Makes me nutty.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    August 19, 2022 at 9:48 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Same.

  5. 5.

    p.a.

    August 19, 2022 at 9:53 pm

    When the numbers look bad for them into the fall, they won’t rely on gerrymanders andĀ de jureĀ vote suppression. Ā They will use violence and armed intimidation. Ā It’s who they are, it’s all they’ve got. Ā What will the local constabularies do? Ā IDK.

    Waiting on Scamm Scalito & Seditious Thomas to try throwing shade on the 19th Amendment.

  6. 6.

    Steeplejack

    August 19, 2022 at 9:53 pm

    Dark Brandon!

    ā€œBIDEN has delivered the largest economic recovery plan since ROOSEVELT, the largest infrastructure plan since EISENHOWER, the most judges confirmed since KENNEDY, the second largest health care bill since JOHNSON, and the largest climate change bill in history.ā€ — @WHCOS Klain

    — Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) August 19, 2022

  7. 7.

    SpaceUnit

    August 19, 2022 at 9:55 pm

    Better late than never. Ā Bring it ladies!

  8. 8.

    ALurkSupreme

    August 19, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    Vaginas brought you into this world.Ā  Ā Vaginas will vote you out.

    Rotating Permanent tag nominee.

  9. 9.

    robmassing

    August 19, 2022 at 9:57 pm

    Oh noes we’ve lost Susan Sarandon again

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:03 pm

    @Steeplejack: Love it! Ā But what has he done this week? //

  11. 11.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:03 pm

    @robmassing: Dare I ask?

  12. 12.

    FelonyGovt

    August 19, 2022 at 10:06 pm

    I’m always interested in the scripts the campaigns give my postcarding group. Just got the second batch in a row going to all women (this time in Pennsylvania), with the same abortion rights- birth control message.

  13. 13.

    craigie

    August 19, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    @WaterGirl: I believe the DC press question is now “What has he done for you next week?”

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    @craigie: Good one.

  15. 15.

    Spanky

    August 19, 2022 at 10:10 pm

    @robmassing: Is she dead?

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 19, 2022 at 10:21 pm

    Wow. Christina Grossi is my new heroine. That was a powerful statement.

  17. 17.

    bbleh

    August 19, 2022 at 10:28 pm

    Who’d’a thunk that treating women like second-class citizens would have some political cost? I mean, doesn’t everyone understand that the 19th century was the Natural Order Of Things?

    This is what happens when ya let ’em own property, and then … vote. Ā They get ideas …

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Ā Yep. Ā She certainly spoke for me.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm

    @robmassing: Please don’t make me google her.

  20. 20.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 19, 2022 at 10:32 pm

    From “I Like to Think of Harriet Tubman”, a poem by Susan Griffin, published in 1970.

    “…I want them
    to take women seriously.
    I want them to think about Harriet Tubman,
    and remember,
    remember she was beat by a white man
    and she lived
    and she lived to redress her grievances,
    and she lived in swamps
    and wore the clothes of a man
    bringing hundreds of fugitives from
    slavery, and was never caught,
    and led an army,
    and won a battle,
    and defied the laws
    because the laws were wrong, I want men
    to take us seriously.
    I am tired wanting them to think
    about right and wrong.
    I want them to fear.
    I want them to feel fear now
    as I have felt suffering in the womb, and
    I want them
    to know
    that there is always a time
    there is always a time to make right
    what is wrong,
    there is always a time
    for retribution
    and that time

    is beginning.”

     

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Tubman#/media/File:Harriet_Tubman_late_in_life3.jpg

  21. 21.

    robmassing

    August 19, 2022 at 10:33 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    sorry that was misleading. I meant we started talking about vaginas, and you know how she doesn’t vote with hers.

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:34 pm

    I forget who said it in an earlier thread, but you know what they call mammals that can’t control their own fertility?

    Livestock.

    They are relegating women to exactly that. Ā Breeders to be controlled by other people. Ā Disgusting.

    On the positive side, even though I have never been fond of women being reduced to their private parts, I do LOVE the “Vaginas brought you into this world. Ā Vaginas will vote you out.”

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:35 pm

    @robmassing: Oh! Ā I thought she was disappointed with Biden and the democrats again. Ā Or perhaps it’s “still”.

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Thank you for that.

  25. 25.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 19, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
      We can thank Susan Griffin. :) Her words are still powerful and timely, 50+ years later.

  26. 26.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 19, 2022 at 10:49 pm

    @Baud:

    Well, there are two really big vaginas on the front page, so there’s that.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 19, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    @H.E.Wolf:

    That was splendid. Thank you.

    I was early to climb aboard the ā€œWomen On 20sā€ train, and for years one of my favourite T-shirts has featured an image of Harriet Tubman on the front of a $20 bill. (It’s made of very good quality heavy cotton and tends to be a little too warm for an Atlanta summer — but the shirt and I are ready for cooler fall temps.)

    I’m not going to shut up about this. Not that anyone even uses cash any more. But the symbolism is still important.

  28. 28.

    WaterGirl

    August 19, 2022 at 10:59 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I don’t even know what that means.

  29. 29.

    robmassing

    August 19, 2022 at 11:01 pm

    @Spanky: sorry to get your hopes up. if only

  30. 30.

    Ken

    August 19, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    @p.a.: Waiting on Scamm Scalito & Seditious Thomas to try throwing shade on the 19th Amendment.

    “The concept of women as property has deep roots in Anglo-Saxon jurisprudence, as shown by the writings of the 8th century jurist Aelfric the Bloody…”

    But don’t worry, Roberts will engineer a compromise where women get 3/5 of a vote.

  31. 31.

    Edmund Dantes

    August 19, 2022 at 11:27 pm

    Tom Bonier is a really good guy for the most part. A good pollster and consultant that understands the stuff and doesn’t try to oversell it. Gets a lot into pre election data and post election data analysis.

    I have interacted a bunch with him on a Red Sox message board and slack as he’s a big New England sports Ā guy.

    He’s worth a Twitter follow.

  32. 32.

    stinger

    August 19, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    What exactly are November ladies?

    I really miss punctuation.

  33. 33.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 19, 2022 at 11:50 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​ 

    Donna Spahr does.

  34. 34.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 19, 2022 at 11:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: ​
     This may be for you, then:
    https://tubmanstamp.com/

    (Unless, like me, you don’t quite dare to try it.)

  35. 35.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 19, 2022 at 11:59 pm

    @stinger: Now is, perhaps, not the best time to make snarky, disparaging comments about the lack of commas – or any other punctuation, for that matter – in women’s online activism.

    As they say in the UK: full stop.

  36. 36.

    stinger

    August 20, 2022 at 12:04 am

    @H.E.Wolf: I can make that decision for myself, I think.

  37. 37.

    Emmyelle

    August 20, 2022 at 12:29 am

    @Suzanne: yep.

    I’m all for this and what it might mean in November, but where tf were these people for the last, I swear to god, forty years, while to GOP has beenĀ promising to do exactly what they did? OK, bunches of them were not born, and others were not voting age for much of that time. But JFC, where tf were they in 2016, when Hilary and the rest of the country lost by 80k voted of people who just wanted lower taxes and to not want black peoples to have health insurance.

    I mean, OK, fine thanks for registering but seriously why does it not matter until it is about you?

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 20, 2022 at 12:37 am

    @H.E.Wolf:

    Had not seen that! No, I don’t think I’d use it on actual $20s — defacing currency* is still considered a Bad Thing, yes? — but it’s a cool idea. I’d certainly use it on correspondence, fabric, crafts, if I were inclined that way.

    *I remember as a kid gathering up the elusive little balls of mercury from a broken thermometer and rubbing it on dimes, making them impossibly shiny. But I was sternly informed by some officious grown-up that it was a Crime to Deface Currency like that, and I could Go to Jail! So I live with dull dimes and Andrew Jackson $20s — for the moment.

  39. 39.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 20, 2022 at 12:44 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I remember as a kid gathering up the elusive little balls of mercury from a broken thermometer and rubbing it on dimes, making them impossibly shiny. But I was sternly informed by some officious grown-up that it was a Crime to Deface Currency like that, and I could Go to Jail!

    This… that could be, fuck, that could be a book.

    The Girl Who Spun Mercury.

    Tom Levenson is spinning in his sleep as we type.

  40. 40.

    grammypat

    August 20, 2022 at 12:47 am

    Saw this (Text: Roe Roe Roe your Vote) in the replies to @MtnGrl4 tweet (next to last in OP), and thought it worthy of a bumper sticker.

    Or a front-page mention.

  41. 41.

    J R in WV

    August 20, 2022 at 3:46 am

    RoeĀ  Roe, Roe your Vote seems like a classic slogan for bumper stickers to me! I wish I had thought it up myself,Ā  but I’m happy to use it anyway

  42. 42.

    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2022 at 7:41 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: My sister had me TERRIFIED because I had removed that annoying tag on the pillow – the one that said “Do not remove under penalty of law.”

    File under the joys of having two older sisters!

  43. 43.

    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2022 at 7:42 am

    @HumboldtBlue: No, I think she ends up as a supervillian in a Frankensteinbeck book.

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