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On The Road – Elizabird – Travels With Teardrop

by WaterGirl|  August 30, 20225:00 am| 23 Comments

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Elizabird

My partner, Albatrossity, mentioned in a recent On the Road column that we traveled to Montana in a teardrop trailer to visit his daughter Ellen, and a little spatter of interest in the trailer arose in the comments. As the owner of the trailer, I asked WaterGirl if I might-should write a little guest column and she said, Sure! So please let me tell you how delightful it is to travel this way, after decades of tent camping (and especially backpacking with decreasingly gung-ho knees). The teardrop in question was fabricated in the town of my own birth, Boulder, Colorado, by Colorado Teardrops. (Note: This column includes brand names but is in no way, really and truly, any kind of paid endorsement.)

I wanted a teardrop light enough to pull with my Subaru Crosstrek; large enough to sleep both the 6’4” Albatrossity (so named in part because of his 6’ un-feathered wingspan) and me; made in the US (because we need to have some manufacturing jobs in the country); and generally simple in design and features. I chose the Canyonlands model with big, rough-roadable tires (which won’t come much in handy when towed by my car, but could with Albatrossity’s Rav4 Prime); a queen-sized 4” foam mattress; a battery that can handle lights and a small fan, rechargeable with solar panels or cigarette lighter in the car; a moon roof through which to watch meteors (though it was mostly cloudy at night during my August trip); and other details I’ll mention along the way. The towing weight is 1180 pounds, nicely below the 1500-pound capacity of my car. I placed my order in September, 2021 and delivery was scheduled for January, 2022 (one of the shorter turn-around times I came across for such orders). “Delivery” meant Albatrossity and I drove from Manhattan, KS to Boulder, CO to pick it up and then scurried back home quickly with a snowstorm about 6 hours behind us. That was a little anxiety-producing… I’m good at anxiety production, so that wasn’t the last time, but the trips since have been great.

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Big Bend National Park, TXFebruary 14, 2022

The first camping trip was to Big Bend National Park in Texas. My usual backpacking friend, Gina, was very enthusiastic about my new purchase and we scheduled a trip for the second week of February. This could have resulted in weather disasters (once the two of us took shelter in an old church that opened the sanctuary to stranded travelers when a March snowstorm closed the highway in New Mexico), but did we think seriously about that when preparing to have a shakedown trip with a brand-new camper? No, we did not.

For years we’ve referred to one another with a hyphenated middle name of “Louise,” like Thelma and Louise, but neither of us wanted to be Thelma. So: Elizabeth-Louise, Gina-Louise. Quickly I recognized that the trailer really was a kind of girls’ clubhouse (It has maple paneling! Cute shelving! A stainless steel “kitchen” counter!) and pretty quickly the vessel was christened the Louisa May. Here Louisa May rests in an overflow lot below the Chisos Mountains, as we wanted to drive up for a mountain hike while moving from one to the other of two reserved  campground stays. You can see the curtains I made through the window. The bubble on top is the vent and fan. The tongue box up front holds tools, jacks like the one visible (two others can be attached to the rear for extra stability and leveling on rough ground), wheel chocks, and occasionally rocks that look like they should be taken home. You may notice it doesn’t have a standard hitch connection. This one is designed for travel on rough terrain and also, I think, makes it less likely some jerk will back up to your trailer and try to haul it away while you’re off hiking.

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Big Bend National Park, TXFebruary 13, 2022

First we camped in tiny, primitive Cottonwood Campground on the west side of the park. A fire had swept through a couple of years before and much of the brushy woods along the Rio Grande had burned, but the namesake cottonwoods were intact and the foliage along Santa Elena Canyon, pictured here, had been spared. Lows at night shivered down to about 30 degrees F. I’m told with a stronger battery you can power an electric blanket, but we were fine with down sleeping bags. The Louisa May is well insulated.

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Big Bend National Park, TXFebruary 17, 2022

Next we moved to the east side of the park, to the sprawling RV village of Rio Grande Campground. One of the day hikes was overland to a natural hot springs beside the river. Mid-day temperatures rose into the 90s, so even though it was February, the hot springs lost their appeal and I simply soaked in the river, fully clothed, before the hot slog back.

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Caprock Canyons State Park, TXFebruary 19, 2022

On the way back to Kansas we stopped in Caprock Canyons State Park. Located in the hills southeast of Amarillo, this park is home to a herd of bison who roamed freely; I encountered one on my way to the well-appointed restroom building (not pictured). Here you see dinner shaping up in the campground. The dirty-lampshade-looking-thing on the left is a spin-off from the NASA space program, I think: it’s my backpacker oven, a flame-proof cover that fits over your pot; the pot rests on a heat diffuser. My model is from about 1998 and is no longer made. The stove I bought used at a garage sale 30 years ago—still works fine, though I’ve since upgraded to one better suited for cooking for a group. This night’s meal was cornbread and bison chili. The chili had been prepared back home, frozen and treated as ice in the cooler for several days, and by now was thoroughly thawed. Also visible here are the steel countertop, the battery, one of the lights that illuminate the galley for after-sunset cooking, and the small white tip of the cooler that fits in a pull-out tray for easy access. Again, with a much heftier battery you can power a small fridge but I opted against that.

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Kanopolis State Park, KSApril 9, 2022

It was April in a cool, late spring when Albatrossity and I went to Kanopolis State Park in Kansas. I often bemoan the lack of public land in Kansas, but this little gem is lovely country. The impounded Smoky Hill River forms the reservoir, but the real attraction for me are the trails through hoodoos, past caves and outcroppings, and along tributary streams.

Here you see one of the rear stabilizers in use since we were camped on some uneven ground. The little black plastic cap just to the left of the propane tank is where you can attach a hose for an 11-gallon water tank. Frankly, I haven’t used this feature yet, though if I ever install the heated shower option it’ll be necessary. (The Louisa May has neither toilet nor shower inside—just the sleeping area.) For now, it’s been easiest to just haul water in my big 5-gallon cube which sits helpfully on any picnic table.

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Kanopolis State Park, KSApril 9, 2022

There are many ways to manage water use. Construction on the Smoky Hill River dam began in 1938 and was suspended during WWII, to be completed a decade later. I’m not certain what the primary impetus was: jobs through the New Deal, flood control for cities downstream, another demonstration project for the Army Corps of Engineers, or what. Most rivers in the state are privately owned and there is no right of access, even for canoeing. None are designated Wild and Scenic under the provisions of the 1968 act establishing their protection. Here you see the microhabitats of beaver dams, wild and scenic for sure.

If you prefer the high, dry bluffs and cliffs, you might choose to watch a video of a  Western Diamondback rattlesnake that had emerged on a sunny afternoon and warned me to stay back, which I did. Their presence is a sign of human meddling; evidently someone dumped a few in the 1990s, establishing  breeding population. They’re otherwise not found in the state.  Click here to see and hear the snake, or skip ahead if you’d prefer.

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Raspberry Creek Trail, COAugust 8, 2022

For 10 days in August the Louisa May was base camp for a camping trip involving six women. Gina-Louise and I instigated the X-Chromosome Excursions a couple of years ago and this year we camped in the White River National Forest in Colorado. The teardrop was especially welcome after what became an Extreme Challenge on the Raspberry Creek Trail above Marble, CO. I’d hiked this semi-obscure trail maybe five years before, but this year found it quite poorly maintained. Examining the current description on the website, I now see that it warns “Because of the faded and missing sections of this loop this hike can be confusing to follow.” Exactly. The trail disappeared in the final ascent from the creek to the high pass, requiring some bouldery bush whacking through a steep meadow; then on the descent loop we encountered three fresh scars where flash floods had cut the trail with stony, muddy gulches, requiring tricky crossings and re-discovery of the trail. A pleasant full-day hike turned pretty much into a forced march, and four of us descended in the dusk to rejoin the remaining members of the party who had declined that particular excursion and were beside themselves with worry about us. Here is a view looking north, snapped from Avalanche Pass (that’s its real name) once we had rediscovered the trail from the first snafu, three more to go.

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Trappers Lake, COAugust 11, 2022

Following the forced march above Marble, the party separated. Four backpacked into the excruciating heights. The other two took the Louisa May to the northern portion of the White River National Forest. Here’s a shot from inside the trailer looking south over Trappers Lake. Note how handy the fenders are for holding shoes. They’re not weight-bearing so you can’t stand on them, but they do provide a very nice open-air shelf.

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Trappers Lake, COAugust 19, 2022

In 2002 a lightning strike ignited the Big Fish Fire, burning 17,000 acres of the Flat Tops Wilderness around Trappers Lake. In the twenty years since, the char on the felled and standing trees has faded, but little new forest regeneration has taken place–it’s mile after mile of wide-open meadow. A few wooded pockets remain untouched by the fire, and a few trees are regenerating, but overall the texture is stubble, bristle, and spine. Still, it was a wonderful place—a few Barrow’s Goldeneyes in a high mountain lake, an Evening Grosbeak in one of the pines above the campsite, bear tracks in the mud in a high meadow. Plus this rainbow, the final night of the trip before we retreated to the trailer to listen to the rain.

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23Comments

  1. 1.

    Scuffletuffle

    August 30, 2022 at 6:28 am

    Wonderful photos and narration, but could we see the inside of the teardrop as well sometime?

  2. 2.

    JPL

    August 30, 2022 at 6:39 am

    Happy travels!   What a great alternative to tent camping.

  3. 3.

    raven

    August 30, 2022 at 6:51 am

    I have friends with the same rig and they went from Georgia to the Pacific Northwest this summer and they are in the Northeast right now. It looks great but I don’t think Artie would fit!

  4. 4.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 30, 2022 at 7:05 am

     I love your little Teardrop. The picture with the view of the campsite (with feet) reminds me of the places my parents used to find to camp. ❤️

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    sab

    August 30, 2022 at 7:16 am

    I love your teardrop and the teardrop pillowcase.

    Our neighbor just got a vehicle the size of a city bus. Who would want to drive that thing anywhere?

  6. 6.

    Kevin

    August 30, 2022 at 7:20 am

    Love it.  I’m even more hopeful to get one of these someday.

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    Elizabird

    August 30, 2022 at 8:07 am

    @Scuffletuffle: I’m afraid I didn’t have any indoor shots (casual shots would entail mostly rumpled sleeping bags and clothes cascading from a duffle on the shelf) when I put this together, and the Louisa May is parked at a storage facility a few miles away. She’s there now, so I can’t snap you one quickly. If you really want a good luck at the features, go to the Colorado Teardrops website and examine the Canyonlands model (or something larger if you want). It’s really sweet–thin maple paneling throughout and the open shelves are pretty much perfect for Big Stuff on top and Little stuff (eyeglasses, a charging phone, water bottle) below.

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    Gin & Tonic

    August 30, 2022 at 8:09 am

    Great pics and stories, thanks, and good to hear about the trailer. My dear wife and I are thinking of something like that as well, since our tent camping days are probably in the rear view mirror at this point.

  9. 9.

    The Golux

    August 30, 2022 at 8:13 am

    @Scuffletuffle:

    Wonderful photos and narration, but could we see the inside of the teardrop as well sometime?

    Look here.

  10. 10.

    Wag

    August 30, 2022 at 8:34 am

    Awesome adventures!   I love the area around Marble.  The marble quarry beyond the Raspberry trailhead is fascinating.  The pure white marble for both the Lincoln Memorial and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier was quarried there.  I have several pieces of the marble that I picked up that were scrap from the trimming of the huge blocks prior to transport.

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    JeanneT

    August 30, 2022 at 8:50 am

    Sweet!  Before my husband died, we had looked into getting a teardrop or a canned ham camper; after his death, I pretty much crossed that off the list.  Learning about your experiences is making me think twice.

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    Rusty

    August 30, 2022 at 8:50 am

    I’ve been tempted by the thought of a teardrop from old build-your-own articles in various popular magazines from the 40’s and 50’s (Popular Mechanics, Mechanix Illustrated, etc.), long before they became a retro thing.  While it would be fun and satisfying to build my own, time and practical matters make buying a well built one a lot more reasonable.  Thank you for the wonderful description of camping with one and I love the pictures.  May you have many more adventures with teardrop!

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    Elizabird

    August 30, 2022 at 8:52 am

    @Wag: Yes! A few scrap pieces came home with us, too. There are still some talented carvers in the area.

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    Chat Noir

    August 30, 2022 at 9:07 am

    the X-Chromosome Excursions

    Win!

    Love your pictures and narration. Thanks!

  15. 15.

    eclare

    August 30, 2022 at 9:26 am

    Big Bend is a wonderful national park.

  16. 16.

    Betty Cracker

    August 30, 2022 at 10:06 am

    Lovely adventures and helpful details on the teardrop — thank you! Also appreciate the back story on Albatrossity’s name — wingspan! :)

  17. 17.

    stinger

    August 30, 2022 at 10:36 am

    Great pics and text!

    “6’ un-feathered wingspan” — so THAT’S how he gets such amazing birb closeups! He can shove that camera right up to their beaks!

  18. 18.

    Origuy

    August 30, 2022 at 11:58 am

    Some friends of mine got a teardrop not long ago. They dubbed it the USS Swinetrek, after the Muppets’ Pigs in Space episode.

  19. 19.

    frosty

    August 30, 2022 at 1:03 pm

    Great pix and story! I love the X-Chromosome Expedition idea, even though I don’t qualify. We’ve been trailering for 30 years but never had a teardrop. We started with Coleman’s smallest pop-up, upsized to a bigger one; decided we needed a bathroom and moved up to one, then another, then our current and probably final hard-sided trailer.

    We finished our Third Annual COVID/National Park Challenge in July. Towing your bedroom instead of hauling everything in and out of a motel is a great way to travel!

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    mvr

    August 30, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    Thanks for this primer on your trailer and your tour of several states.  The swing out counter (which looks like it stores separately and then attaches through a clever slide on fixture) seems like it would be very useful.  I think your choice to go with a cooler over a fridge is the right way to go. Electric fridges use lots of power and the well-insulated ones therefore have less storage capacity.

    Anyway, thanks again!

  21. 21.

    mvr

    August 30, 2022 at 2:31 pm

    @Rusty: Yes those old articles are pretty cool and the web now has lots of examples of people building their own as well.  OTOH, how much time do I have left to do it in?

  22. 22.

    Elizabird

    August 30, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    @Origuy: oh, I love that name!

  23. 23.

    Elizabird

    August 30, 2022 at 5:55 pm

    Juicers, thank you for your warm comments. I’m glad you enjoyed this piece.

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