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Every Picture Tells a Story

by Betty Cracker|  August 31, 20222:51 pm| 257 Comments

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photo of classified document folders on the floor of Trump's office
This image contained in a court filing by the Department of Justice on Aug. 30, 2022, and redacted by in part by the FBI, shows a photo of documents seized during the Aug. 8 search by the FBI of former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. The Justice Department says it has uncovered efforts to obstruct its investigation into the discovery of classified records at former President Donald Trump’s Florida estate. (Department of Justice via AP)

In the comments of an earlier post, I shared a tweet from Trump-blighted hack Jonathan Turley, who spent days officiously demanding that the DOJ release more details on what they took when FBI agents busted into Trump’s Florida dump, only to complain when they did release more info that the picture above was included gratuitously to make Trump look bad:

The government does allege that classified documents were mixed in with non-classified documents. However, the court clearly did not need the visual aid of a picture of documents with covers to establish that there were such documents. It seems intended for public consumption.

— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) August 31, 2022

It does make Trump look bad, and that’s because he is bad. There’s no plausible excuse for taking the documents in the first place, refusing to turn them over when requested, returning some documents and concealing others and lying about that.

But aside from that, I’m so glad the photo was included because, contra Turley, some people really do need you to draw a picture for them, and the court isn’t the only audience here. For example, without the photo, I don’t believe this conversation would have happened today:

Steve Doocy to Kristi Noem: "Ultimately, it comes down to why did he have all that secret stuff at Mar-a-Lago? I know his team has said they declassified it, but that's news to the agencies that those documents belong to." pic.twitter.com/WVm1LvbiPs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 31, 2022

More broadly, the picture is a signal that DOJ lawyers understand exactly who they’re dealing with and how he has squirmed out of so many past jams. Trump is a squid who emits ink clouds of lies and chaos to escape danger. A picture cuts through all that bullshit.

Moreover, inclusion of the picture tells us the DOJ anticipated the squid cloud of bullshit and preemptively cut through it. Maybe that’s why the legs of Turley’s fainting couch are groaning under his unconscious weight — he echoed the demand of Trump’s sleazy defenders, and when he got what he asked for, it blew up in his face.

At every turn in this saga, Trump did what you’d expect him to do — lie, bluster, rabble rouse, dispatch shoddy weasels to obfuscate on TV — and the DOJ cut him off at the knees every time. It’s not rocket surgery to predict what he’ll do, and not even a mouth as big as Tangerine Baal’s can ingest dozens of boxes of paper, so there was going to be evidence.

But still, it’s a thing of beauty to see someone anticipate which direction he’ll flail next and set a trap so that every demand satisfied ensnares him further. Bravo, DOJ.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 31, 2022 at 2:56 pm

    Bravo, DOJ, and — I really never thought I’d be typing these words in this sequence — Bravo, Steve Doocy.

    ETA: Evan Hurst at Wonkette is equally surprised to find himself saying nice things about Doocy!

    https://www.wonkette.com/-2657986755

  2. 2.

    PaulB

    August 31, 2022 at 2:56 pm

    They’re really struggling to deal with the picture. It throws all of their earlier excuses out. Turley’s lame tweet is a perfect example of how desperate they are to find something, anything, to whine about.

  3. 3.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 2:57 pm

    Also time to get a warrant for every photocopier and scanner and digital camera at Mar-A-Lago, including Trump’s.  There is no way some of these documents were not imaged.  That would go a tremendous way to showing intent for further espionage.

     

    Also, all visitor records need to be seized to determine who has been coming and going to this site of poorly secured top secret records.

  4. 4.

    Old School

    August 31, 2022 at 2:57 pm

    Today TFG complained that he didn’t keep the documents on the floor.  The FBI took the pictures so you could see multiples documents at once just to make him look messy.

  5. 5.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 2:57 pm

    The strong reaction to that picture suggests how smart it was to include it and release it.

  6. 6.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    August 31, 2022 at 2:58 pm

    I can’t understand why Turley still has a job at G.W. He’s such an awful embarrassment. He can’t be doing their law school’s reputation any good.

  7. 7.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 2:59 pm

    Where does this guy find his “attorneys”? Mundane. Like espionage.

    Trump attorney Alina Habba is upset that the DOJ and FBI are looking into "mundane" crimes like "espionage" at Mar-a-Lago."They found these three mundane statutes: espionage and the two others." pic.twitter.com/peZFuGes6A— David Edwards (@DavidEdwards) August 31, 2022

  8. 8.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 2:59 pm

    When investigations collide! From Politico:

    Just six days before the Justice Department subpoenaed to recover highly sensitive documents housed at Mar-a-Lago, one of Former President Donald Trump’s attorneys scoured the estate searching for records in response to a separate legal matter.

    The attorney, Alina Habba, told a New York State court that on May 5, she conducted a search of Trump’s private residence and office at Mar-a-Lago that was so “diligent” it included “all desks, drawers, nightstands, dressers, closets, etc.” She was looking for records in response to a subpoena issued by New York Attorney General Letitia James, who is investigating matters related to the Trump Organization.

    The same filing also includes an affidavit from Trump himself, indicating that he “authorized Alina Habba to search my private residence and personal office located at The Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida for any and all documents responsive to the Subpoena.” Habba indicated she conducted similar searches at Trump’s residences and office at his Bedminster estate.

    Is this evidence that someone was aware of which files to hide and from whom? IANAL and have a hard time keeping up with all the twists and turns. Also, zero sleep, so please forgive me if this is duplicate information.

  9. 9.

    Old School

    August 31, 2022 at 3:02 pm

    So which is more likely:

    1. Trump has every magazine cover of him framed.
    2. Trump has multiple copies of the same framed Time magazine.
  10. 10.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 3:02 pm

    @JWR: So did this attorney look at the Top Secret docs in TFG’s desk? WTF?

  11. 11.

    Bill Arnold

    August 31, 2022 at 3:02 pm

    I said as much in a twitter response to Turley, though framing the inclusion of a picture of a display as being done because hacks like him exist.  Which is also true; D.J. Trump is not the only tentacled-one who emits clouds of squid ink.
    (Not casting aspersions on cephalopods; some of my best friends were cephalopods in previous lives. :-)

    I believe that we are seeing the fruits of some tactical preparation (perhaps over months) on the part of the DOJ.

  12. 12.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 3:03 pm

    That picture would also seem to indicate that Alina Habba is now a suspect in a federal crime.  You would notice documents that say TOP SECRET while scouring offices looking for documents.

  13. 13.

    Spanky

    August 31, 2022 at 3:03 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Don’t go all soft on Doocy. He only mouths what his owners tell him to say. What we can infer tbough, is that it’s time to cut Trump loose. TFG is gonna find out real soon that his friends have all disappeared.

  14. 14.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    Excellent title for this post, Ms. Cracker.

  15. 15.

    Spanky

    August 31, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    “They found these three mundane statutes: espionage and the two others.”

    “Espionage, Obstruction, and …

    …

    …

    Oops.”

  16. 16.

    Doc Sardonic

    August 31, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Men’s magazines

  17. 17.

    Jeffery

    August 31, 2022 at 3:06 pm

    It will be a much more interesting book than Watergate.

  18. 18.

    MattF

    August 31, 2022 at 3:06 pm

    So… espionage is, arguably, illegal! Oh my oh my.

  19. 19.

    Edmund Dantes

    August 31, 2022 at 3:08 pm

    @JWR: well… that’s another problem for whoever is on the hook for being the custodian of those records. Cause I doubt the Lawyer for the NY case had the right clearances to see all those classified documents that she diligently searched through. Add another count to the indictment for Trump and the custodian.

  20. 20.

    dmsilev

    August 31, 2022 at 3:09 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Look, it was just a bit of light treason.

  21. 21.

    ian

    August 31, 2022 at 3:09 pm

    I always get Jonathon Turley confused with Jefferey Toobin.  The image of Turley’s groaning couch was therefor way worse for me.

  22. 22.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 3:10 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    So did this attorney look at the Top Secret docs in TFG’s desk?

    Well she openly admits to having searched his drawers, but alas, nothing was to be found.

    ; )

  23. 23.

    Bill Arnold

    August 31, 2022 at 3:10 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    “They found these three mundane statutes: espionage and the two others.”

    The Wood Chipper for her! I mean, 20 years in Prison.

  24. 24.

    Edmund Dantes

    August 31, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: she herself might not have any criminal culpability (depending on if she has any clearances herself that convey a duty to protect classified material versus just a normal civilian), but she is now clearly a witness.

  25. 25.

    FastEdD

    August 31, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    Every kitchen has a strawberry donut …

  26. 26.

    grumbles

    August 31, 2022 at 3:12 pm

    I simply don’t understand Turley. Does someone have pictures of him in bed with a dead hooker? Because otherwise I don’t understand why dude is burning his reputation for so little.

  27. 27.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 3:15 pm

    @Edmund Dantes:

    I doubt the Lawyer for the NY case had the right clearances to see all those classified documents

    That’s what I was thinking. Thank you!

  28. 28.

    Spanky

    August 31, 2022 at 3:15 pm

    @grumbles: I’m not sure Turley’s reputation really extended beyond “lawyer guy on tv”.

  29. 29.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    August 31, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    They’ve been asking for transparency. This picture provides transparency.  TFG needs pictures or he doesn’t understand, so they even included a Time Magazine cover in the picture so he would pay attention.

    Maybe it wasn’t really  transparency they wanted, after all.

    ETA: How Gym Jordan could look at that picture and only comment on the Time cover is… well, it helps you understand how he “missed” the wrestlers being molested under his nose all those years ago.

  30. 30.

    artem1s

    August 31, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    Moreover, inclusion of the picture tells us the DOJ anticipated the squid cloud of bullshit and preemptively cut through it.

    It tells me AG Garland is sending the message that THIS is how you run an effective DOJ and FBI. And it’s how all their investigations will/should be handled. No Billy Barr or Jim Comey around to funk around and cover your ass anymore.

  31. 31.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 31, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    @ian:

    Glad I’m not the only one! Have never been able to keep straight which of them is which.

  32. 32.

    dmsilev

    August 31, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    @KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager)): Hell, this brief wouldn’t have existed or have been made public if it weren’t for the Trump legal clown show demanding a “special master”. And, as a result, now the entire country gets to see just how hideous his taste in carpets is

  33. 33.

    trollhattan

    August 31, 2022 at 3:20 pm

    Steve Doocy and Kristie Noem. There’s a combination for you.

  34. 34.

    Chief Oshkosh

    August 31, 2022 at 3:20 pm

    @Spanky: Nah, I think a long time ago he actually had something useful between his ears. I suspect, though, that the very first time he cashed a check from TVRWC mill, he thought “Aha! My path to riches!”

    And so here we are.

  35. 35.

    Tony G

    August 31, 2022 at 3:22 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): George Washington University Law School. “Elite” law schools (and “elite” universities in general) are a big part of reason why this country has become a corrupt banana republic.  (Amy Wax at my dear alma mater — the Red and the Blue of dear Penn — is another one of many examples of deep corruption at “elite” universities.)

  36. 36.

    Ruviana

    August 31, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):  Two words: John Yoo.

  37. 37.

    Princess Leia

    August 31, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    Just wondering if the top secret documents were hidden behind the pictures. The ones framed in yellow are a one-to-one ratio with the framed pictures. Or has that already been answered? So much to keep up with.

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 31, 2022 at 3:26 pm

    @Spanky:

    I wouldn’t say I’m going soft on Doocy at all. But when people who have mouthed vileness and stupidities every day for years start asking good questions and saying reasonable things — even if just occasionally, and even at the behest of his employer — I think it’s important to notice. Positive reinforcement, if you will (not that Doocy reads Balloon Juice).

  39. 39.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 31, 2022 at 3:27 pm

    I love how they keep being burned, moving the goalposts and asking for something they just know DOJ will never release because DOJ never releases that stuff. So they can fill the supposed vacuum with a made-up version, as Bill Barr did with the Mueller report he didn’t release.

    And then DOJ releases it and the new goalposts smack them on the head.

    Over and over and over.

  40. 40.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    August 31, 2022 at 3:27 pm

    @Old School: Why not both?

     

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: My first thought as well. How does DoJ/ the IC go about debriefing her?

  41. 41.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 3:27 pm

    If the documents had been hidden behind hung pictures I think the DOJ release would have mentioned this fact.

  42. 42.

    trollhattan

    August 31, 2022 at 3:28 pm

    @grumbles: Liberals peed in his cornflakes. He does not like them not one bit, and will march in front of congress to share his views.

  43. 43.

    stacib

    August 31, 2022 at 3:29 pm

    @dmsilev: None of this would be public without **trump.  He’s the one who rushed out and told everybody that the DOJ had “raided” his house.  MG’s group didn’t say jackshit to the public until **trump couldn’t quit trumping.

  44. 44.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    August 31, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    @ian: I always get Jonathon Turley confused with Jefferey Toobin.

    Me too. In fact, has anyone ever seen them together?

  45. 45.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 31, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    @Old School: We know that, TFG. The picture is carefully arranged to show markings but no actual classified information. It’s designed to protect the nation’s secrets. We know damn well that would not be a concern for you.

  46. 46.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 31, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    @Princess Leia:

    The official description of the photo is that those documents were recovered, mixed with personal effects, in box 2A from Trump’s office.  The strong implication is that that box is 2A and the Time photos are the personal effects.

    My purely personal interpretation of all that is that this is Trump’s box of things to get out and look at (or show others, or both) how cool he is.  The classification types heavily imply there’s stuff like secret satellite or spy plane photos that would suit his functional illiteracy.

  47. 47.

    Jay

    August 31, 2022 at 3:34 pm

    https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1564691710126555137

    Letters from TFG

  48. 48.

    craigie

    August 31, 2022 at 3:35 pm

    Trump is a squid who emits ink clouds of lies and chaos to escape danger.

    Genius

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 3:35 pm

    @Spanky: Turkey once had a good reputation.  I think he disappeared up his own ass being a contrarian.

  50. 50.

    geg6

    August 31, 2022 at 3:35 pm

    @Tony G:

    I have to say, I am now very happy I couldn’t afford any of the elite universities to which I was accepted.  And that I decided against law school after graduating from my very good public R1 university.

  51. 51.

    Eunicecycle

    August 31, 2022 at 3:36 pm

    I also saw DOJ will give Trump the detailed inventory they’ve been whining about. Which they would have to do anyway once charges are filed so why not now? Maybe another hint DOJ WILL file charges?

  52. 52.

    Kropacetic

    August 31, 2022 at 3:37 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Trump attorney Alina Habba is upset that the DOJ and FBI are looking into “mundane” crimes like “espionage

    Huh.  Maybe time to look into someone’s background.

    Espionage is so mundane, everyone is doing it…

  53. 53.

    West of the Cascades

    August 31, 2022 at 3:37 pm

    Also, the judge who is reading this brief is, like, 23 years old and has been a Federalist Society member since she was in diapers, so she probably needs a photo to understand what is going on.

    (OK, she’s 41 and a former associate at Gibson, Dunn and an AUSA, but given she’s a Trump appointee it wasn’t inconceivable that she was only 23 – and the point about her needing a photo to understand anything stands).

  54. 54.

    Wolvesvalley

    August 31, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    How do you like this tidbit from David Van Drehle’s op-ed in today’s Washington Post?

    [Stephanie] Grisham noted that Trump simply has a thing for paper — heaps of it, the more jumbled, the better. He even hauled boxes of assorted materials with him when he traveled on Air Force One. “There was no rhyme or reason — it was classified documents on top of newspapers on top of papers people printed out of things they wanted him to read. The boxes were never organized,” Grisham told The Post. “He’d want to get work done on long trips so he’d just rummage through the boxes. That was our filing system.”

    Trump took classified documents OUT OF THE COUNTRY? Supposedly as props (as if this is some kind of excuse — oh, it’s just a quirk of his)?

  55. 55.

    New Deal democrat

    August 31, 2022 at 3:40 pm

    Despite the general kudos for the DoJ’s brief, people need to be prepared: there are few things in existence as immovable as a judge with life tenure and a mind that is already made up. And this judge’s mind was clearly made up last week.

  56. 56.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    @ian: Turley’s smart enough to turn off the camera.

  57. 57.

    Weapon X

    August 31, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:  Doocy must have a relative that works at the FBI. Otherwise, no way he would say something like this live on air.

  58. 58.

    catclub

    August 31, 2022 at 3:43 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: as Bill Barr did with the Mueller report he didn’t release.

     

    has the Mueller report been released?  Has it even been released to the suitable committees of the House and Senate?

  59. 59.

    JCJ

    August 31, 2022 at 3:43 pm

    @ian: Brain bleach!  NOW!!!!

  60. 60.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 3:43 pm

    @moops: Also time to get a warrant for every photocopier and scanner and digital camera at Mar-A-Lago, including Trump’s.

    Does anyone know how much information copiers and scanners store?  I know many of them refuse to scan certain documents; it seems plausible they’d record some information about the attempt.

  61. 61.

    trollhattan

    August 31, 2022 at 3:47 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Blonde/other-than-blonde?

  62. 62.

    twbrandt (formerly tom)

    August 31, 2022 at 3:48 pm

    @Jay: those are wonderful :)

  63. 63.

    TriassicSands

    August 31, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    At every turn in this saga, Trump did what you’d expect him to do — lie, bluster, rabble rouse, dispatch shoddy weasels to obfuscate on TV…

    You left out “incite,” which has become such an important tool in the Republican toolbox. As with Head Weasel, Lindsey Graham, threatening violence is now a key element of Trumpian rhetoric. I suppose “rabble rouse” comes close.

  64. 64.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    Does anyone know how much information copiers and scanners store? I know many of them refuse to scan certain documents; it seems plausible they’d record some information about the attempt.

     

     

    I’m pretty sure that copiers are required to store months worth of their copying and also to embed a watermark into every document they create.    This was started to prevent counterfeiting,  something the Secret Service lobbied for.

     

    as for cell phones and digital cameras, it is harder than you think to correctly wipe those devices.  flash memory does not delete cells but merely marks them as available for future over writes.  A forensic driver can recover much information there.  Also, so many of these things have cloud-based backups enabled.

  65. 65.

    Gravenstone

    August 31, 2022 at 3:51 pm

    @moops: As likely she just lied about doing any sort of search, let alone actually attempting a half-assed one.

  66. 66.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    Also, fax machines keep records of what they scan and where it was sent and when.

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 3:53 pm

    Love this. Probably NSFW

    Republicans defending Trump pic.twitter.com/NRsfdEcOtX— Jerry Saltz (@jerrysaltz) August 31, 2022

  68. 68.

    rikyrah

    August 31, 2022 at 3:53 pm

    Bright as day…

     

    TOP SECRET

    Can’t get anymore clear than that.

  69. 69.

    rikyrah

    August 31, 2022 at 3:54 pm

    @Weapon X:

     

    Doocy must have a relative that works at the FBI. Otherwise, no way he would say something like this live on air.

    Nope. the Fox lawyers had a word with staff.

    The beginning of cutting and running from Dolt45 for Fox.

  70. 70.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 31, 2022 at 3:55 pm

    @Jay:

    Oh dear Christ those are genius. Weeping here.

  71. 71.

    C Stars

    August 31, 2022 at 3:55 pm

    Is it me, or does Noem have a new face? I seem to remember her looking completely different.

  72. 72.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 3:56 pm

    Also, this lawyer seems to think obstruction of justice is a mundane crime.

     

    When it is, in fact, one of this nation’s WORST crimes.

  73. 73.

    Alison Rose 💙🌻💛

    August 31, 2022 at 3:57 pm

    @MattF: Well, shit. There go my plans for tonight.

  74. 74.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    Heh. From Adam Klasfeld’s analysis of the DOJ’s filing:

    “According to [Trump]’s filing, the former President had determined that the search for the materials should be conducted,” the footnote reads.

    Epner found the concession by Trump’s lawyers unorthodox. “Ordinarily, an attorney would not want to reveal who was making which decisions, because it potentially could expose that decisionmaker to jeopardy.”

    And that, boys and girls, is why you always pay your lawyers…

  75. 75.

    Barbara

    August 31, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: So, basically, Ms. Habba is saying that in Trump World espionage and obstruction are just another day at the office.

    The other thing she does in that snippet is talk as if Trump is still the president, and as if he still has the right to declassify documents.

  76. 76.

    Ann Marie

    August 31, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    @Jay: Those are hilarious!  Thanks for the link.

  77. 77.

    jonas

    August 31, 2022 at 3:59 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Mundane. Like espionage.

    The Rosenbergs would like a word…

  78. 78.

    pajaro

    August 31, 2022 at 3:59 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):

    Re: Turley–

    I assume he has a job at GW because he has tenure–basically he can’t be fired.  I understand that he’s regarded as a class A embarrassment by most of his fellow faculty members.

    I am not his shrink, but I assume he does his shtick on Fox at least in part because he enjoys the attention.

  79. 79.

    C Stars

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    Oh, the photographs were gratuitous? Making public the photographic evidence was maybe perchance one might wonder, unnecessary?

     

    Cry me a river. Jesus these people are such snowflakes. TFG BRIBED A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT for dirt on his opponent. None of these assholes were clutching pearls then.

  80. 80.

    azlib

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    I beleive the photo was for public consumption as it demonstrates the way classified documents are presented. Trump can hardly claim he was ignorant of having the documents because it is obvious they are classfied.  BTW, if they were declassified, I believe that fact would show up on the document cover.

    At this point the biggest problem I see with all of this is the document chain of custody has been broken. Who saw or read these documents and what secrets were revealed or sources compromised. I am sure the Nat Sec Teams are not having a fun time sorting this all out. At the worst human agents have been compromised and the best our information gathering network has been diminished.

  81. 81.

    John Revolta

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    Here’s a weird thing…………that TIME cover is from March 2019 and shows all the Dem presidential hopefuls peering through the window over Trump’s shoulder, and right front and center, over Trump’s head is Joe Biden (with Kamala standing next to him!).

    For him to show up in this picture reminds me of the camera panning in on “Rosebud”. Who’s writing this stuff?

  82. 82.

    karen marie

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    Someone on twitter posted a link to Individual-1’s “Truth” account which one can view without being registered.

    I’ve only glanced at it a couple times, just to see the frequency.  He’s “truthing” about every ten minutes.  I hope he’s taking his blood pressure medication, because I want him to live long enough to be criminally charged

    PS:  It’s on my tablet, I’m on my laptop, or I’d provide the link.

  83. 83.

    Alison Rose 💙🌻💛

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    @Wolvesvalley: “He’d want to get work done on long trips” LOLOLOLOLOLOL yeah fuckin right

  84. 84.

    AnthroBabe

    August 31, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): To wit: Torture Memo Guy (and Show Us The Top Sekrit Documents NOW) John Yoo, still in good graces at UC Berkeley…

  85. 85.

    Brachiator

    August 31, 2022 at 4:01 pm

    The government does allege that classified documents were mixed in with non-classified documents. However, the court clearly did not need the visual aid of a picture of documents with covers to establish that there were such documents. It seems intended for public consumption.

    To which, the response is, why does FORMER president Trump still have any of these documents?

    Bonus question. How many of these documents did show to friends, cronies and potential buyers?

  86. 86.

    sukabi

    August 31, 2022 at 4:01 pm

    @JWR: sounds like Habba is going to need multiple lawyers herself….lying about documents in 2 separate cases….DOJ needs to search Bedminster now…

  87. 87.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 31, 2022 at 4:02 pm

    @C Stars:

    Is it me, or does Noem have a new face?

    Rotating tag candidate?

  88. 88.

    Gravenstone

    August 31, 2022 at 4:02 pm

    @moops:  The pictures would no longer have been nicely framed, either. They’d have shown each assemblage as its own little pile, I suspect.

  89. 89.

    Gravenstone

    August 31, 2022 at 4:04 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: The number (2) aligns with the “leather bound box” descriptor on the list of evidence seized. So everything in there was his “precious” in some form or another.

  90. 90.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 4:05 pm

    @John Revolta: Either Herman Mankiewicz or Orson Welles?

  91. 91.

    Brachiator

    August 31, 2022 at 4:06 pm

    Free Fun question of the day.

    Who is the bigger lying weasel, Boris Johnson or Donald Trump?

     

    Answer. Liz Truss.

  92. 92.

    Scout211

    August 31, 2022 at 4:07 pm

    Rolling Stone  has another good article up today. This one has a potpourri of MAGA talking points attempting to discount the obvious visual evidence of F-POTUS’s crimes.

    Shorter MAGAverse:  Since everyone knows we make sh*t up all the time, we are here to try to convince you that the so-called FBI is just making sh*t up. Don’t believe your lying eyes, people. Oh, and the real victim is always Trump.

  93. 93.

    C Stars

    August 31, 2022 at 4:07 pm

    @Alison Rose 💙🌻💛:  Oh can’t you just picture him, though, burning the midnight oil on Air Force One, poring over his precious documents with a sharpie in one hand and a McChicken in t’other….

  94. 94.

    karen marie

    August 31, 2022 at 4:08 pm

    @karen marie:  Oh, actually, it is on my desktop.  I can’t keep my devices straight!

    He must be talking with foreign spies at the omelet bar because he hasn’t “truthed” in two hours.

  95. 95.

    catclub

    August 31, 2022 at 4:09 pm

    @jonas: The Rosenbergs are no longer mundane, they have joined the choir invisible.

  96. 96.

    John Revolta

    August 31, 2022 at 4:13 pm

    @sukabi: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys!

  97. 97.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 4:14 pm

    @C Stars: Are you saying she’s two-faced? (At least) :-)

  98. 98.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 4:14 pm

    @New Deal democrat: Judges hate, hate, hate being overturned on appeal.

  99. 99.

    Gravenstone

    August 31, 2022 at 4:14 pm

    @John Revolta: Imagine the only important thing in that cover was the fact Trump was inside the Oval Office. Just reinforcing his constant need for adulation.

  100. 100.

    New Deal democrat

    August 31, 2022 at 4:17 pm

    @azlib:
    “ I beleive the photo was for public consumption”

    I think that was only the tertiary purpose. The secondary purpose was for the jury pool.

    But, as to the primary purpose, I think the DoJ would have preferred *not* to publish the photo of classified documents which has gotten so much publicity today. Even the limited information disclosed – most importantly, the dates of the documents, in conjunction with the type of information they cover – gives US adversaries a glimpse of how close in time to certain events the US had important information about them, and the means by which it gained that intelligence.

    I think the inclusion of this document is a figurative slap across the face of Judge Cannon, who as I wrote above has given every indication that she made up her mind last week. The photo is warning her graphically about how serious, egregious, and blatant Trump’s violations were; and asking her if she really wants to justify coddling the person who engaged in those violations (which is what her proposed order does).

  101. 101.

    Leto

    August 31, 2022 at 4:18 pm

    Watched the Doochy video and stopped it after Noem said, “That’s why we need someone outside of the DoJ’ to provide the “transparency”. Like… you can see the lone marble rolling around in there. Such a dumbshit.

  102. 102.

    the pale scot @ gmail

    August 31, 2022 at 4:18 pm

    @Spanky:

    They found these three mundane statutes: espionage and the two others.”

    Que Spanish Inquisition  sketch

  103. 103.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 4:19 pm

    As I recall, TFG’s team has until 5pm today to respond, and then the judge is supposed to rule by noon tomorrow. Does that sound right? I assume TFG’s response will be public too.

  104. 104.

    Brachiator

    August 31, 2022 at 4:20 pm

    @Tony G:

    George Washington University Law School. “Elite” law schools (and “elite” universities in general) are a big part of reason why this country has become a corrupt banana republic

    There is nothing wrong with elite universities. They churn out both liberals and conservatives.

  105. 105.

    The Moar You Know

    August 31, 2022 at 4:20 pm

    I simply don’t understand Turley. Does someone have pictures of him in bed with a dead hooker? Because otherwise I don’t understand why dude is burning his reputation for so little.

    @grumbles: Turley was another one of those guys who seemed fine until Obama was elected…and then he went insane.  Just lost his shit and never got it back.

  106. 106.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 4:21 pm

    @Leto: She seriously thinks she’s going to be on the Trump ticket for 24.

  107. 107.

    C Stars

    August 31, 2022 at 4:21 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Yes! And has had a lot of work done, seemingly.

    I think Noem’s personal intellect has already been addressed here, but what she says to Doocey seems to be the new R talking point and I just wonder where they are going with it. So suppose the judge *does* appoint a Special Master, and, with all the evidence, the Special Master comes to the same conclusion the DOJ did? I mean, aren’t they just kicking the can down the road? What’s their endgame?

  108. 108.

    Spanky

    August 31, 2022 at 4:22 pm

    @sukabi: Dig! Her! Up!

  109. 109.

    New Deal democrat

    August 31, 2022 at 4:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Why did the DoJ file a narrow, milquetoast response Monday, followed by the planet-killing laser cannon response yesterday? Both arguments could have been made simultaneously.

    I think the first filing was a test to see if she would back off gracefully. The second (apropos of your comment) warns her that her proposed ruling will likely be turned into thermonuclear glass on appeal (as does the Amicus brief as well).

  110. 110.

    Spanky

    August 31, 2022 at 4:24 pm

    @the pale scot @ gmail: HA! That’s true!

    “Three … No! Four statutes!”

  111. 111.

    Betty Cracker

    August 31, 2022 at 4:25 pm

    @New Deal democrat: Yeah, it does worry me that the case is assigned to a judge who is a Trump-appointed hack (redundant, I know). The DOJ seems to have dealt with that as deftly as it could when it suggested the “special master” horse was out of the barn since the FBI had already reviewed the docs, but I guess that doesn’t mean Judge Hack won’t appoint one anyway.

  112. 112.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 31, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    @C Stars: A leopard ate the old one, yeah.

  113. 113.

    John Revolta

    August 31, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    @Gravenstone: “And they’re all outside, looking in! I love it!”

  114. 114.

    Jinchi

    August 31, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    The real value of this image is that it shows very clearly that Trump didn’t “accidentally” pack up a bunch of classified documents in his rush out the door.

    Anyone with eyes could see that TOP SECRET is stamped quite clearly in bold color. It’s done for that exact reason. To remind everyone with access that this document has to be treated with great caution, not released into the wild.

    My guess is that the witnesses who reported it, spotted the markings on the folders from across the room and reported it immediately to the FBI.

  115. 115.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 4:29 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Her expressed willingness to appoint a special master doesn’t speak well of her acumen.

    Question for the lawyers: Would other judges have spoken to her saying stuff like what are you doing? Or is that beyond the pale?

  116. 116.

    Steeplejack

    August 31, 2022 at 4:30 pm

    @JWR:

    “[Trump lawyer Alina] Habba indicated she conducted similar searches at Trump’s residences and office at his Bedminster estate.”

    I haven’t seen any reporting (or punditry) on whether the FBI believes Trump doesn’t have stolen ducuments stashed at Bedminster or Trump Tower, or if/​why they have apparently ruled that out.

  117. 117.

    Kristine

    August 31, 2022 at 4:30 pm

    @pajaro:

    I am not his shrink, but I assume he does his shtick on Fox at least in part because he enjoys the attention.

    I remember when he was a semi-regular on Keith Olbermann’s old MSNBC show. As I recall, he wasn’t like he is now. He was Chuck Rosenbergish. I wonder what happened

    ETA: I see @The Moar You Know answered my question.

  118. 118.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 4:30 pm

    @New Deal democrat: I do not work for the DOJ.

  119. 119.

    The Moar You Know

    August 31, 2022 at 4:35 pm

    Does anyone know how much information copiers and scanners store?  I know many of them refuse to scan certain documents; it seems plausible they’d record some information about the attempt.

    @Ken: why yes, I do.  All modern copiers have hard drives in them, usually fairly large.  As in “able to store years of documents even if heavily used”.

    Scanners have no onboard memory/drives at all.  Frankly I am not sure why this is.

  120. 120.

    Jinchi

    August 31, 2022 at 4:36 pm

    @C Stars: Trump is constantly fighting to win the moment, without thought for the consequences of getting what he wishes for.  My guess is that the special master will discover that there is literally nothing protected, like you suggest, and then will report that openly.

    That’ll only make Trump look worse than he alreafy does.

  121. 121.

    Keith P.

    August 31, 2022 at 4:36 pm

    @The Moar You Know: He’s in that group (along with Dershowitz and Greenwald) that claims to be a “principled liberal/constitutionalist”, and yet all of their writings for the last 5 years have suspiciously aligned with Trump’s interests.

  122. 122.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 4:39 pm

    @C Stars:

    TFG BRIBED A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT for dirt on his opponent.

    This has always bothered me. Just the fact that such behavior was shrugged away still boggles the mind. But then I wake up, smell the roses, and remember who we’re dealing with.

  123. 123.

    Eunicecycle

    August 31, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    @Betty Cracker: You can’t rule out that she may be afraid of Twitler’s followers and may appoint one just to keep them at bay. Look at what happened to the magistrate; the temple he attends can’t have services again due to threats. His family has also been threatened.

  124. 124.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Judges talk quite frequently.

  125. 125.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 4:41 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I’d say yes pretty much for sure there are satalite images at this point.

    I can actually read all the gibberish acronyms on these cover pages.   A bunch of these have TK which stands for TALENT KEYHOLE.   TALENT was cooked up to cover stuff spy planes picked up usually IMINT (image intelligence), KEYHOLE came about to cover space based IMINT.   The two compartments (hence the SCI designator) were later merged into one super compartment.

    This stuff is all printed on the covers so you know exactly what it is.  You can’t “not know” that something is classified or what it relates to.   Which is nobody who’s been around cleared stuff will buy the “he didn’t know it was classifed, if he didn’t he didn’t know what stuff it was” because you can’t not know and anybody who sees the cover page knows.   The colors denote the security level which is stamped on it in big as fuck bright red letters and all the compartments are listed on it as well.

  126. 126.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 31, 2022 at 4:43 pm

    @Old School: He signs them and sells or gifts them.  Just wait until one of them turns up on Antiques Roadshow in, say, 2090.

  127. 127.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 31, 2022 at 4:45 pm

    @grumbles: He’s an ideologue, therefore an addict, therefore has only a selective awareness of what he is doing or why.

  128. 128.

    C Stars

    August 31, 2022 at 4:46 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Well, I hope a leopard eats the new one, too.

    Metaphorically speaking, of course.

  129. 129.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 4:48 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: An ideologue? What is his ideology?

  130. 130.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 31, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    @karen marie: Turn up the heat.  Make him break, in real time.  (This is what cannot be forgiven John Kelly — he could have reduced Trump to a vegetative state with one blow of his tongue, but, somehow, did not recognize his obligation to do so.)

  131. 131.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 31, 2022 at 4:51 pm

    @karen marie: He’d better be negotiating for a bolthole — and he’d better have some cash left.

  132. 132.

    JaneE

    August 31, 2022 at 4:51 pm

    You can just imagine some FBI agent opening a box and finding a document, setting it aside, flips a sheet or two, finds another one, sets it aside, and by the time he is halfway through the box just throwing them down, here’s another one, and another one and holy crap another one.

    The ones with cover sheets and then the apparently loose pages?

    Of course it makes Trump look bad.  There is no way to avoid making Trump look bad.  And if it was deliberately staged to make Trump look bad, give that agent a gold star, he did a good job.

  133. 133.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 31, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    @C Stars: Delay has intrinsic value at this point.

     

    @Omnes Omnibus: Cleek’s Law.

  134. 134.

    Betty Cracker

    August 31, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    @Eunicecycle: Good point. It’s not an unreasonable fear given the threats to the judge who authorized the search and since at least one MAGA dope acted on a threat related to it.

    I’m kind of gob-smacked at how quickly that failed (and now dead) MAGA avenger’s attack on the FBI got memory-holed in the press. The guy went to Trump’s failing Twitter knock-off to announce his intentions, explicitly said it was in response to the Disgraceland raid, died in a shoot-out with cops, and now…crickets. 

    We know what happens in countries where gangs terrorize law enforcement and the judiciary. It’s not good.

  135. 135.

    japa21

    August 31, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    A couple things I have seen addressed yet, although I may well have missed them.

    1. Generally speaking, AFAIK, a President may be shown a classified document for review, but afterwards it would be returned to its appropriate location. So, how did he gain custody of all these?
    2. Leading directly to who is it who actually gathered them for him? And is it several someones?
    3. Remember the DOJ has remarked that there are others also under investigation. Are they looking at the chain of custody?

    So much focus has been on Trump, yet there had to have been accomplices not just in the hiding of them, but also the gathering.

  136. 136.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    August 31, 2022 at 4:57 pm

    @eversor: thank you! Twenty fucking years in the Navy. The things this idiot is getting away with makes my blood pressure hit the stratosphere.  I would have gone to prison for life if I had done some of the things he had done when handling classified information.  I want to know who he has shared it with

  137. 137.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 31, 2022 at 4:59 pm

    I was in charge of the War Registry in my prior life, that included Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret files, my arse was on the line should a single page of any one of those files went missing on a daily basis.  I have been watching this shit for the past couple of days and I cannot even fathom how anyone would allow this to happen.  If even a single page of one of my files was not accounted for I would have been charged, convicted and in jail.  This entire premise is nuts, I mean it really is.  Ask anyone who has mislaid a single page of classified info.   Who allowed this to happen?

  138. 138.

    John Revolta

    August 31, 2022 at 5:04 pm

    @Steeplejack: I believe they had specific intelligence, i.e. a tip, that the stuff was at MAL and therefore could get a warrant. IOW, they may not have ruled it out but can’t go in to look either.

  139. 139.

    Scout211

    August 31, 2022 at 5:05 pm

    Another high quality Trump legal advisor (John Eastman) pleads the fifth.

    Former Trump lawyer John Eastman pleaded his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination and invoked attorney-client privilege Wednesday when he appeared before a Fulton County grand jury investigating attempts to influence the 2020 election in Georgia, his attorneys said.
    “In his appearance before the Fulton County special grand jury, we advised our client John Eastman to assert attorney client privilege and the constitutional right to remain silent where appropriate,” the attorneys, Charles Burnham and Harvey Silverglate, said in a statement. “Out of respect for grand jury secrecy we will not disclose the substance of the questions or testimony. We wish to thank the grand jurors for their service.”

  140. 140.

    bbleh

    August 31, 2022 at 5:05 pm

    @PaulB: @Dorothy A. Winsor: @Ceci n est pas mon nym: @rikyrah: @azlib: @New Deal democrat: @Jinchi:  It’s ALL of them, Katie! It’s a classic narco-bust photo.  Yup that’s coke, and lots of it.  Yup those are big guns.  Yup that’s piles of $100 bills.  Ain’t NOBODY not gonna understand that, from a federal judge down to an illiterate gawker.  It’s fkin genius.

    Remind me not to piss off Merrick Garland.

  141. 141.

    bbleh

    August 31, 2022 at 5:09 pm

    @eversor: @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: @Litlebritdifrnt: an enthusiastic fourth to all of this.  Just LOOKING at this picture gives me the heebie-jeebies.

  142. 142.

    Steeplejack

    August 31, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    @JaneE:

    Related:

    I see the narrative is “that secret doc photo is STAGED.” Look: FBI agents are the least artistic and most literal motherfuckers ever to carry a gun. If they staged it, docs would be in neat stacks with a sticky note saying “UNLAWFULLY RETAINED DOCUMENTS” in a restrained font.

    — WhyIsHatSoMean? (@Popehat) August 31, 2022

  143. 143.

    Typhoon

    August 31, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    Just curious: Have Pelosi, Schumer, McConnell and McCarthy been briefed by DOJ on what’s really going on? Aside from McCarthy right after the FBI searched Mara Lago, I don’t think I’ve seen any of them really say anything.

  144. 144.

    Dan B

    August 31, 2022 at 5:15 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: Trump left classified documents in his hotel rooms.  I don’t believe Secret Service agents guard the rooms non stop.  It might be useful to have security cam footage.  Who was in these rooms?

  145. 145.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 5:16 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone:

    Former Navy as well.

  146. 146.

    PPCLI

    August 31, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    @japa21: As I understand it, it was just a matter of people giving Trump things to review and him refusing to give them back.

  147. 147.

    Scout211

    August 31, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    @Typhoon: The gang of 8 has asked for a briefing.

    The request was made a week ago. I haven’t found a follow-up yet.

    The group of congressional leaders charged with reviewing the most sensitive intelligence information has asked the Biden administration for access to the documents seized from former President Donald Trump’s private residence in Florida, according to two people with direct knowledge of the request.

  148. 148.

    Gvg

    August 31, 2022 at 5:20 pm

    @Kropacetic: yeah, my reaction is “English may not be her first language”, what kind of background thinks accusations of espionage are mundane? And maybe we should check her background to see if she is really who she says she is….also who lets a spokesperson say something like that for them?

  149. 149.

    Mike in NC

    August 31, 2022 at 5:20 pm

    Jonathan Turley has a bright future ahead as a caddy at Bedminster.

  150. 150.

    Cacti

    August 31, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    How dare the DOJ make Trump look so guilty!

    -Jonathan Turdley

  151. 151.

    ian

    August 31, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    @Typhoon:

    McCarthy been briefed by DOJ

    I sure hope not.  What do you suspect he would do with that information?  The man would do anything to be Speaker of the House.  Would you give him sensitive information regarding TFG given what we have seen happen since 2021?  If I was in the DOJ, I would give him deliberately false information and see where it bubbles up.

  152. 152.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 5:23 pm

    @Scout211: I’d love the response to be, “We cannot share that information with you at this time, since one or more of you are potential persons of interest in the ongoing investigations.”

  153. 153.

    Cameron

    August 31, 2022 at 5:23 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’m thinking it will be Rudy Giuliani.

  154. 154.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 31, 2022 at 5:24 pm

    Turley (fuck it, yes, auto incorrect, Turkey) can get fucked.

    The Kremlin’s orange fascist bitch stealing US classified information is what makes the bitch look bad!

  155. 155.

    bnateAZ

    August 31, 2022 at 5:26 pm

    Surprised Turley can produce saliva with all the boots he licks for Drumpf

  156. 156.

    Scout211

    August 31, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    @Ken: Ha ha. I would guess that 50% of the gang of 8 is in some way involved.

  157. 157.

    Jay

    August 31, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    1. Summer is coming to an end and children are going back to school. We want to help keep the children in #Ukraine safe from the threat of unexploded ordnance. These cards each display a specific threat. Awareness saves lives. Could you spot the PMN-4 mine in the first photo? pic.twitter.com/bJq7ppV7Z6— Explosive hazard awareness cards for Ukraine (@UkraineCards) August 31, 2022

  158. 158.

    Steeplejack

    August 31, 2022 at 5:33 pm

    Re “mundane” crimes:

    I think maybe Alina Habba was reaching for arcane but missed. It made me laugh because in many fantasy novels there is a trope that mundane is the counterpart/​opposite of magical. Spent a few minutes pondering what magical crimes TFG might have committed.

  159. 159.

    Argiope

    August 31, 2022 at 5:34 pm

    @New Deal democrat:

    @Omnes:

    So there is a way for DOJ to appeal if this MAGA judge decides to appoint a Special Master? Would an appeal take less time than the delay involved in having a Special Master?  I keep having Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder flash through my head based on that phrase, because for some reason it makes me think of Young Frankenstein.

  160. 160.

    germy shoemangler

    August 31, 2022 at 5:35 pm

    Arizona GOP chair says ‘thousands’ will be implicated if J6 committee looks at her phone: report https://t.co/FO0JuraQT0

    — Raw Story (@RawStory) August 30, 2022

  161. 161.

    scav

    August 31, 2022 at 5:36 pm

    Semi-Fascists.  Meaning they needed entire semis to cart away all the mundane top-secret data to unlocked closets at Merde-à-Iago.  Add evidence from that photo-shoot of Orange Kool-ade in the cab and some more of his (theoretically) traffic-impeding  followers for complete transparency to the textually impaired & media.

  162. 162.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    My first job in the Navy was at a flag level command on a carrier.  Our operations room and our office had up to TS in it.  We had a conference room with video transmit for up to S.   Then we had CVIC (Carrier Intelligence Center) whic had SCI stuff with all this stuff in it and our own intelligence gather areas which generated this sort of stuff.  There’s more areas on a carrier and more stuff but that’s the way ships work and all of this stuff is public.

    I agree the entire idea that this could happen, or that someone would do it is mind breaking.  Even talking about things in the wrong area would cause all hell to come down on you.

  163. 163.

    Old School

    August 31, 2022 at 5:40 pm

    @germy shoemangler:

    “Don’t bother.  It’ll create too much work for you.”

  164. 164.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 31, 2022 at 5:45 pm

    Trump is a squid who emits ink clouds of lies and chaos to escape danger.

    Squid slander!

    Hush pendants!

  165. 165.

    geg6

    August 31, 2022 at 5:46 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Every single person I know who went to an Ivy (at least a dozen people I went to high school with) or a military academy are garbage people.  One of them worked in the Cheetolini WH.  It’s a small sample, but enough to convince me that such schools are not all they are cracked up to be.  I’m so glad finances allowed me to dodge the bullet of an “elite” university.  I can brag that I was accepted to several but I am glad I chose a public.

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    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 5:46 pm

    @Old School: lol

  167. 167.

    WaterGirl

    August 31, 2022 at 5:50 pm

    @Scout211: I wouldn’t give half of the gang of 8 anything.  May as well give it directly to Trump.

  168. 168.

    WaterGirl

    August 31, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    @Ken:

    “We cannot share that information with you at this time, since one or more of you are potential persons of interest in the ongoing investigations.”

    Be still my beating heart.

  169. 169.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 5:51 pm

    @geg6: Oh ffs.  I know shitty people from fancy schools and  I know shitty people from regional public schools and everything in between.    I also know great people from all of them as well.

  170. 170.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 31, 2022 at 5:53 pm

    @eversor: Remember Michael Walker? I think his job involved handling the burn bag, and as I recall he was selling the contents rather than burning them. And his Dad was giving away the crypto keys.

    That’s the most massive betrayal I can think of before this, and it doesn’t come close to what happened here.

  171. 171.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    @Argiope: One can always appeal.  As far as relative time goes, that’s anyone’s guess.  FWIW, I doubt she will appoint a special master.  Other’s MMV.

  172. 172.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    @bbleh:

    I’m still confused they were allowed to take a picture of it, even a sanitized one.  Nothing about this is stuff I though could happen, let alone would happen.

  173. 173.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 31, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    All modern copiers have hard drives in them, usually fairly large.  As in “able to store years of documents even if heavily used”.

    Is that just commercial copiers like you’d find in offices, or even my dinky home copier as well?  Seems like a useful feature to know about.

  174. 174.

    Roger Moore

    August 31, 2022 at 5:57 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Hell, this brief wouldn’t have existed or have been made public if it weren’t for the Trump legal clown show demanding a “special master”.

    This is something to keep in mind anytime the Republicans start whining about the publicity surrounding the investigation: it’s all Trump’s fault.  DOJ would have been just as happy keeping quiet.  They didn’t announce the search; Trump did.  They didn’t publish the warrant and list of seized materials until Trump demanded it.  They didn’t want to release even a redacted affidavit.  And so on.  Every single bit of publicity surrounding the even has been because Trump raised a stink and DOJ was forced to respond.

  175. 175.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 5:57 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Yes but that will use flash storage.

  176. 176.

    geg6

    August 31, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Completely OT, and you don’t have to change anything you write, but I hate that you call MAL Disgraceland.  This is because it is the name of one of my favorite podcasts about scandals and criminal acts by, against or around rock and pop stars.  I’ve listened to it for years, starting in 2016. It’s a play on Elvis’ joint.

  177. 177.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 31, 2022 at 6:04 pm

    @Scout211: I hope Biden says “Yes, you can see some of them. In a SCIF, which is where the documents belong. To be clear, if any of these end up back at Mar A Lago there will be problems.”

  178. 178.

    Baud

    August 31, 2022 at 6:04 pm

    @dmsilev:

    @Roger Moore:

    Also, the Trump judge should have denied the motion without calling for a response.

  179. 179.

    scav

    August 31, 2022 at 6:05 pm

    @Roger Moore: Yup.  Complaining about the optics after building and placing the rakes in their very own minefield, adding a few pie-traps for good measure and then arguing for greater depth of field in the camera shots.

  180. 180.

    Hob

    August 31, 2022 at 6:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: Espionage normally is a mundane crime in that it takes place on planet Earth and doesn’t involve any supernatural creatures. There are many counterexamples in fiction; my favorite is Declare by Tim Powers.

  181. 181.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 31, 2022 at 6:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: ​
     

    One can always appeal. As far as relative time goes, that’s anyone’s guess. FWIW, I doubt she will appoint a special master. Other’s MMV.

    IANAL and you are, so tell me: other than taking up a bit of time (and giving DOJ the opportunity to show everyone what Top Secret docs look like) how much does this dust-up over the Special Master really matter?

    For instance, if they plan to indict Cheetolini (and I’m starting to think it’s more likely than not), they don’t have to file it in her courtroom, do they? I’d think they’d have options there.

  182. 182.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 6:08 pm

    @Roger Moore: Now I’m half-expecting they’ll start claiming entrapment. “The DOJ knows FPOTUS is a narcissistic idiot who can’t keep his mouth shut,” his friends supporters will say. “They should have realized that simply executing the warrant would entrap him into confessing to violations of six different 18 USC sections, and making public the evidence of those crimes.”

  183. 183.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 6:10 pm

    My guess is Jared has seen these files and used some of the information therein to blackmail the Prince.

     

    Rudy has also seen these files, and has so far failed to exploit this, and also managed to fail to report it to the appropriate authorities.

     

    …or Rudy is the leak, after not being paid for all those years being TFGs moronic bagman.

  184. 184.

    bbleh

    August 31, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    @eversor: Check out all the white cover pieces.  They were custom-cut for the documents they’re covering.  I can’t imagine this wasn’t gone over by three different agents with magnifying glasses and jumper cables attached to them just to keep them twitchy.

  185. 185.

    Steeplejack

    August 31, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    @Hob:

    I will check out Tim Powers’s book. I have been reading Ben Aaronovitch’s Rivers of London novels and think I am experiencing a bit of binge fatigue in the middle of No. 7.

  186. 186.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 6:17 pm

    @Hob: I’m rather fond of Charles Stross’s “Laundry” novels. They sometimes get into the complexities of securing classified materials when both remote viewing and the law of contagion* are credible threats.

    * Say you staple some documents together. Say an enemy gets hold of the stapler with the rest of the staples. They now have a piece of metal that was formed at the same time, and spent months in close contact with, a piece of metal that’s attached to your classified document….

  187. 187.

    Argiope

    August 31, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: ​
      Thanks. IANAL and I’m glad you are, and willing to share your perspective.

  188. 188.

    satby

    August 31, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Live film of tfg’s lawyers preparing /presenting their case.

  189. 189.

    Steeplejack

    August 31, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    “[. . .] other than taking up a bit of time [. . .].”

    Can’t find the link now, but a lawyer on Twitter said yesterday that the special master review of the material on someone’s cell phone (Steve Bannon?) took nine months. That surprised me. So this hue and cry now might be an instance of the Trumpists’ usual tactic of delay, delay, delay.

  190. 190.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 31, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    @satby: They at least dress classy.

  191. 191.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @satby: I’d rather be rick rolled than watch that again.   I did send it on though.

  192. 192.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @satby: Love it! I wonder who that is.

  193. 193.

    Baud

    August 31, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    @satby:

    This country has always been nuts.

  194. 194.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    @bbleh:

    Doesn’t make me it any less “I can’t believe that was allowed” from having been around stuff before.  The concept of a camera in a room or remotely close to this sort of stuff just beggars belief.

    But this entire thing beggars belief.  Every single bit about it from, all fucking god damn angles.  As someone stated above “the entire premise of this is nuts”.  It’s really just mind breakingly batshit insane.

  195. 195.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    @Ken: “We cannot share that information with you at this time, since one or more of you are potential persons of interest in the ongoing investigations.”

    Isn’t that pretty much what NancySmash said in rejecting Gym Jordan and Clones for the Jan 6 Committee? She said something like, Gym Jordan and Clones would “compromise” the investigation, most probably by way of leaks, because of course they would. They have the mentality of angry, nine year old brats.

  196. 196.

    Ken B

    August 31, 2022 at 6:31 pm

     

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Depends on the copier. Some do, some don’t.

    The commercial machines I worked on had four hard drives, one for each color.

    The machines we occasionally printed classified material on had two sets of removeable drives. One we used daily, and another set that was kept in a special safe when they weren’t in use.

  197. 197.

    ian

    August 31, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    @moops: You think Jared is blackmailing bonesaw?  If that is even remotely true, my admiration for J-Kush went way up (pretty damn low as it stands).  That takes some serious cajones.

    Selling him secrets, I would believe.  Blackmail, a guy like MBS?  That reminds me of the scene from the Dark Knight

    • Lucius Fox : [to Reese]  Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

      [Reese’s face falls and Fox smiles] 

      Lucius Fox : Good luck.

  198. 198.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    @JWR:

    Reminder that Matt Gaetz and crew stormed into a SCIF in the capital building with their phones on, live streamed it, and then ordered pizza.

  199. 199.

    Citizen Alan

    August 31, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    @C Stars:

    TFG BRIBED A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT for dirt on his opponent. None of these assholes were clutching pearls then.

    No. He bribed a foreign government to go on TV and PRETEND there was dirt on his opponent.

  200. 200.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 6:35 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: ​
      First of all delay. Second, I think it is dangerous to give any fuel to Trump’s arguments about privilege or that the DOJ/FBI is acting improperly.

  201. 201.

    geg6

    August 31, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    As I said, it’s a small sample.  Of course there are good people who came from Ivies or their equivalents.  Barack and Michelle, just to name two.  But my contact with their products IRL (and too many through my tv and other media, for that matter) are garbage people. Which makes them no better than any other major university.  And possibly worse.  I wouldn’t send a kid to one and I wouldn’t counsel a young person of my acquaintance to choose that path either.  There’s something very wrong at their core right now and their influence over so much that matters in this country is insidious.  All of higher ed is fucked up right now but they are the worst because of how entangled they are with all the power structures in this country.

    But feel free to disagree.  I’m fine with my conclusions about them and fine that yours are different.

  202. 202.

    Roger Moore

    August 31, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    @japa21: ​
     

    1. Generally speaking, AFAIK, a President may be shown a classified document for review, but afterwards it would be returned to its appropriate location. So, how did he gain custody of all these?

    I don’t think this is necessarily known, and even if it is it isn’t necessary for the FBI to reveal it in the warrant, affidavit, etc. My guess is that the President can ask for more time to review a document, and this is generally granted. So Trump would ask whomever presented him with the document to leave it so he could review it in more detail and then just never return it. Whoever issued the document should have kept track of it being given to the President and not returned, but that wouldn’t set off alarm bells until they weren’t returned at the end of his presidency. If I had to guess, it’s this kind of document tracking that led NARA to start pestering Trump for the return of documents.

  203. 203.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    August 31, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    @Citizen Alan:  please, not “bribed,” attempted to extort. And Zelenskyy declined.

  204. 204.

    Betsy

    August 31, 2022 at 6:38 pm

    @geg6: @Betty Cracker:

    Would “Maga-Lardo” do?

  205. 205.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    @Citizen Alan: No one complained because he was their crook.

  206. 206.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 31, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    @Citizen Alan: He attempted to bribe. Zelensky did not take his bait.

  207. 207.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @eversor:

    Reminder that Matt Gaetz and crew stormed into a SCIF in the capital building with their phones on, live streamed it, and then ordered pizza.

     

     

    and what a surprise that nobody suffered any consequences for national security violations.  Must be nice to be a GOP pol and utterly immune from prosecution for anything.

  208. 208.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: If you were advising trump, what would you say if he tweeted that it was the FBI that put the documents on the floor.  He kept them in a carton.

  209. 209.

    geg6

    August 31, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    @Betsy:

    I love that!

  210. 210.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    @JPL: ​
    I reject the premise.

    ETA:  I cannot conceive of being his lawyer.

  211. 211.

    Ken

    August 31, 2022 at 6:46 pm

    @Ken: And on cue, TFG has twitted about how awful it is that the DOJ took the docs out of the carton and spread them on the carpet, thus confessing (as if it weren’t obvious) that he had the documents, had them in a carton, and had them in his office. All violations of Federal law.

    Seriously, the tropes coming out of this are going to replace “taking NOTES on a criminal conspiracy”.

  212. 212.

    Baud

    August 31, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @JPL:

    I’d say this.

  213. 213.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    @Ken:

    IS YOU POSTING TRUTHS ON A CRIMINAL FUCKING CONSPIRACY!

  214. 214.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @Ken:  Christina Bobb would simply say this proves his innocence.

    BTW Espionage is not that big of a crim.

  215. 215.

    JWR

    August 31, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @moops:

    My guess is Jared has seen these files

    Most probably, and I’ll bet Don Jr and Eric have been up to their eyeballs in this stuff as well, looking for ways to make a quick espionage buck.

  216. 216.

    Roger Moore

    August 31, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    @geg6: ​
     

    It’s a small sample, but enough to convince me that such schools are not all they are cracked up to be.

    My impression is those schools are “elite” primarily in educating the children of the elite. To the extent they offer a better education than a good state school, it’s because they have more resources, so it’s possible to give the students more individual attention. Of course this is most helpful to those “elite” students who are there because of their parents’ money rather than their own intelligence. The really bright kids can succeed anywhere.
    There was a great study a few years ago- I’m sure it came to your attention- that showed the best predictor of a student’s success was the quality of the best school they applied to, not the quality of the school the wound up going to. If you’re smart enough to apply to one of the Ivies, you’re smart enough to get a good education at any decent school.

  217. 217.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    @Baud:  Got me!

  218. 218.

    germy shoemangler

    August 31, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    An ousted Florida data scientist who said she was fired for refusing to manipulate COVID-19 numbers and emerged as a critic of Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis over his handling of the pandemic won her U.S. House primary race and will challenge Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of former President Donald Trump’s staunchest supporters, for a seat in Congress. Rebekah Jones won Tuesday’s Democratic primary in northwestern Florida’s first congressional district, setting up a chance to unseat the incumbent Gaetz, who has represented the district since 2017.

    I didn’t know about this. I just found out a few hours ago.

  219. 219.

    satby

    August 31, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @Baud: 😍😘😂

     

    @zhena gogolia: I think the Andrews sisters

  220. 220.

    Citizen Alan

    August 31, 2022 at 7:00 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Actually, even that’s wrong. He attempted to BLACKMAIL a foreign government into doing that by threatening to withhold desperately needed military aid

    edit: Or what Mr Bemused said. :)

  221. 221.

    Citizen Alan

    August 31, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @geg6: Can we compromise and agree that everyone who goes to an Ivy League as a legacy without the need for student loans because Daddy can pay for it all is probably a garbage person?

  222. 222.

    eversor

    August 31, 2022 at 7:05 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    They sell access.  I’ve worked at more than a few places where the legal/consulting positions only hire from the top X number of schools for new positions, period, alos there is a GPA requirement, but top schools tend to take care of that for you.  These places offer vastly higher salaries and bonuses than the competition, and the professional networks last for life.  A lot of these people waft in and out of government at times between raking in huge sums of money.

  223. 223.

    Another Scott

    August 31, 2022 at 7:05 pm

    @C Stars: The end game is to delay everything long enough so that a GQP Congress and Administration makes it all go away.  That’s the only chance they’ve got.

    Cheers,

    Scott.

  224. 224.

    bbleh

    August 31, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @Betsy: FTW! I am so stealing that

  225. 225.

    Tony G

    August 31, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: I came of age at the beginning of the all-volunteer military (and I chose not to volunteer), but this open treason makes me think of the older generation in my family, most of whom did serve in the military.  One my uncles did “signal intelligence” work in the Air Force in the early fifties.  Mostly mundane stuff, I think.  Whenever he was asked about it, he’d say, half-jokingly, that he could not talk about it (not even sixty or seventy years later) because “he had taken an oath of secrecy”.  He realized, of course, that any intelligence that had been gathered decades ago was no longer relevant — but he took his “oath” seriously.  And now we have this openly corrupt traitor making a mockery of national security.  If Trump doesn’t end up with his ass in prison, we are really screwed as a country.

  226. 226.

    Tony G

    August 31, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    @germy shoemangler: It’s time for Matt Gaetz to pursue his true calling — pimping thirteen-year-old girls.

  227. 227.

    JPL

    August 31, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    @Citizen Alan: There’s always one that’s not, so no.

  228. 228.

    RSA

    August 31, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    @Roger Moore: As your comment suggests, the evaluation of universities has a problem–is an elite university good because of the quality of its education or because it takes in excellent students and graduates those same excellent students? The study you mention shows pretty clearly how things work, I think.

    Unrelated, but I was once interested in university rankings and reputation, which it turns out change very slowly. Here’s the earliest ranking of U.S. universities I’m aware of, from 1910. I think all except Missouri are arguably top-20 over a century later.

    1. Harvard
    2. University of Chicago
    3. Columbia
    4. Yale
    5. Cornell
    6. Johns Hopkins
    7. Wisconsin
    10. MIT
    11. Michigan
    12. California
    13. Carnegie Institute
    14. Princeton
    15. Stanford
    17. Illinois
    18. Pennsylvania
    20. Missouri

  229. 229.

    moops

    August 31, 2022 at 7:38 pm

    @germy shoemangler:  now would be a good time to indict Matt on sex trafficking.

  230. 230.

    Cameron

    August 31, 2022 at 7:38 pm

    I don’t know where I’d come down on the elite vs. non-elite argument.  I started out at an elite, got kicked out (twice – the triumph of hope over experience), and wound up getting a degree from Close-Cover-Before-Striking University at age 45.  And I’m damn glad I got the paper from dear old C-C-B-S, ’cause that was right about the time Conrail dumped us all out on the street and railroad clerical skills don’t sell well in the job market.

  231. 231.

    WaterGirl

    August 31, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @germy shoemangler: Do me a favor and copy your comment and put it in the coming attractions thread?

    Link

  232. 232.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 7:49 pm

    @satby: no that’s not the Andrews sisters

  233. 233.

    WaterGirl

    August 31, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    @Another Scott: I agree that this judge is jumping through hoops, and she is bending over backwards.  But she has done each hoop at the speed of light.

    I think if she were in the tank for Trump, each step would be drawn out.

    I think we’ll know soon enough.

  234. 234.

    WaterGirl

    August 31, 2022 at 7:51 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I only took a quick look because it creeped me out, but I thought one of them was Donna Reed.

  235. 235.

    TS

    August 31, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I wouldn’t give half of the gang of 8 anything.

    I would concur with that. I keep thinking of 4 years of attacks related to those emails – yet boxes full of classified documents are just fine – because it’s their guy.

    The GOP pre TFG was big on security, anti-communism, the military and law enforcement & they’ve given that 100% away to support “their guy”. It is insane.

  236. 236.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    @WaterGirl: nope. You’re just fooled by the hairstyles

  237. 237.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 31, 2022 at 7:59 pm

    Not only is TFG fucked, his cosplay lawyers are fucked.  Couldn’t happen to a more deserving gang of scum and villainy.

  238. 238.

    Roger Moore

    August 31, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    @TS: ​
     

    The GOP pre TFG was big on security, anti-communism, the military and law enforcement & they’ve given that 100% away to support “their guy”. It is insane.

    I don’t think that’s really true. The GOP pre TFG thought anti-communism, the military, and law enforcement were good attack lines to use against the Democrats, but they were willing to abandon those principles when they saw a way of getting ahead.

  239. 239.

    brendancalling

    August 31, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    @KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager)): Toobin jerks off in public, Turley is a public jerkoff.

    The jokes really do write themselves.

  240. 240.

    Mike in NC

    August 31, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    Many of us received security clearances for the military and/or defense contractors. It’s a time-consuming process that can take months to complete. Under no circumstances could a career criminal like Donald Trump, his worthless children, and Jared Kushner qualify for security clearances the way mere mortals have to. Kushner had to resubmit his paperwork something like 10-15 times and it still was unsatisfactory. The Fat Orange Clown had to order John Kelly to give it to him anyway, since Kushner was assigned to bring peace to the Middle East and do other cumbersome chores that Trump couldn’t be bothered with because they interfered with his golf game.

  241. 241.

    Jackie

    August 31, 2022 at 8:16 pm

    @germy shoemangler: I hope she ousts Gaetz and wins just to spite DeathSantis! And, Crist beats DeathSantis! A win, win, win!

  242. 242.

    beckya57

    August 31, 2022 at 8:18 pm

    You will be receiving the squids’ lawyer’s letter soon re their defamation suit.  Squids are lovely animals that should never be compared to a loathsome creature like TFG.

  243. 243.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 31, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    Breaking: Mary Peltola (D) defeats Sarah Palin (R) in the #AKAL special election.

  244. 244.

    prostratedragon

    August 31, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:  Yaaay!!

  245. 245.

    kalakal

    August 31, 2022 at 8:29 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Now that puts a spring in my step

  246. 246.

    RaflW

    August 31, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    Both the freakout/throw out every ‘defense’ against the photo, and the hissy fit about ‘semi-fascist’ are the same basic thing: Full admission of a pathetically weak GOP hand. And a desperate, but likely vain, hope that Dems will go back to the defensive crouch habits of decades.

    (And yes, DOJ is not Democrats. Democrats are folks s like Schiff fighting back hard with the facts & the photo.)

  247. 247.

    Jackie

    August 31, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: WHOOOHOOOO!!! First Native Alaskan and a Democrat, to boot!

    Take THAT, Trump!

  248. 248.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 31, 2022 at 8:38 pm

    @Jackie:

    First Native Alaskan

    I did not know that, that’s awesome!

  249. 249.

    CaseyL

    August 31, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Oh my god.  That is a BFD.  Hoo-fucking-ray!!

  250. 250.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    @satby: This is the Andrews sisters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8of3uhG1tCI

    Not the same people. They might be a parody of the Andrews sisters.

  251. 251.

    FelonyGovt

    August 31, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    Betty C, have you seen this?
    DeSantis turns Florida into an international embarrassment

  252. 252.

    FelonyGovt

    August 31, 2022 at 8:56 pm

    @Mike in NC: I had only a Secret clearance and I had to answer really intrusive questions I had never been asked before, nor since.

  253. 253.

    Mike in NC

    August 31, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    @FelonyGovt: I had a TS/SCI but never really needed it. Every time I saw a Confidential document, I thought it should have been unclassified, and Secret stuff was at most Confidential. Military is notorious for that.

  254. 254.

    prostratedragon

    August 31, 2022 at 10:05 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  The Boswell Sisters?

  255. 255.

    zhena gogolia

    August 31, 2022 at 10:18 pm

    @prostratedragon: Doesn’t look like it.

  256. 256.

    J R in WV

    August 31, 2022 at 10:29 pm

    @JWR: ​
     

    TFG BRIBED A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT for dirt on his opponent.

    This has always bothered me. Just the fact that such behavior was shrugged away still boggles the mind.

    It wassn’t shrugged away except by Republicans — the Democratic House impeached him over that crime!!

  257. 257.

    JustRuss

    September 1, 2022 at 1:46 am

    Wake up, MAGA, I think I got something to say to you….

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