• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Everybody saw this coming.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

A consequence of cucumbers

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Republicans in disarray!

Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

This really is a full service blog.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / Open Thread: NFLTG Hillary is the Best

Open Thread: NFLTG Hillary is the Best

by TaMara|  September 9, 202210:15 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

This went well with my coffee this morning:

Hillary Clinton asks Melania Trump, “How’s your summer going?” pic.twitter.com/D93uBwTTfJ

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) September 9, 2022

I lost track of time this week and completely spaced the kindness post. I have no excuses except I worked the holiday and then went on a mid-week hike in RMNP and now I have no idea what day it is.  But here’s a fun little Biden tidbit:

Our 6 yo told his friend that he will be running for President in 2052 (he worked out the math). His platform is everyone gets all the food they need and ending racism.

He was thrilled to find this letter waiting for him at home in response to a letter he sent @POTUS in June. pic.twitter.com/yGspZXuFHi

— Amanda Kim, MD (@AmandaKimPdx) September 2, 2022

And as we head into football season, I bookmarked this happiness to share at some point:

Green Bay Packers Football Stars Join Young Fan’s Impromptu Tea Party on Sideline – WATCH https://t.co/3JFUjygJyV

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) August 12, 2022

This is a wide-open thread. Anyone heard anything about Cole’s new kitten?

 

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « (Thank Murphy the Trickster God It’s Finally) Friday Morning Open Thread
Next Post: Speculation on the Special Master »

Reader Interactions

63Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    September 9, 2022 at 10:24 am

    I believe her new show drops today on Apple.

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    September 9, 2022 at 10:30 am

    @Baud: Cole’s kitten has a show?

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 10:30 am

    @Baud: Hillary can really think on her feet!

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 9, 2022 at 10:35 am

    His platform is everyone gets all the food they need and ending racism.

    Kid’s got my vote.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    September 9, 2022 at 10:35 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Yes, that was impressive.

  6. 6.

    Ken

    September 9, 2022 at 10:39 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: You might want to check the details of the plan. Perhaps it’s “kill the racists and make them into soylent green to feed everyone else”.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    September 9, 2022 at 10:45 am

    @Ken:

    Who’d want to eat racist meat?

  8. 8.

    p.a.

    September 9, 2022 at 10:47 am

    Scrolling through youtube I came across a thing: YA vlog reactions to college acceptance/rejection news.  That’s not what I found interesting about the videos, but the NUMBER of schools these kids are applying to: 20 +/- !  Is this just a product of the ones making videos, or is this now SOP for highschoolers?  Back in my day (when dinosaurs still existed) among people I knew, it was generally 2 reach schools, 2-3 target schools, 2 safe schools.  Maybe I got a false impression back then?

  9. 9.

    germy shoemangler

    September 9, 2022 at 10:47 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Somewhere there’s a republican kid who wants to get everyone all the racism they need and end food.

  10. 10.

    Alison Rose 💙🌻💛

    September 9, 2022 at 10:47 am

    @Baud: It’s Trump’s favorite meal.

  11. 11.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 9, 2022 at 10:49 am

    @Ken: They say one bad apple can spoil the barrel. A whole barrel of racist apples would spoil apples for me forever.

  12. 12.

    JCJ

    September 9, 2022 at 10:50 am

    Don’t know how many Rammstein fans there are around here, but I went to their show last Saturday in Chicago (Soldier Field) – it was quite the spectacle.  If you are a fan it is worth going to see them as they complete their North American stadium tour.

  13. 13.

    different-church-lady

    September 9, 2022 at 10:55 am

    @germy shoemangler: ​
     

    Somewhere Everywhere there’s a republican kid who wants to get everyone all the racism they need and end food.

  14. 14.

    oatler

    September 9, 2022 at 10:56 am

    ABC’s got a window to look out of as they cover the ceremonies…and Chris Christie is there! Earlier in the program they’d gotten his take on the Queen’s passing. He must be the network roustabout.

  15. 15.

    Baud

    September 9, 2022 at 10:58 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    Both sides!

  16. 16.

    zhena gogolia

    September 9, 2022 at 10:59 am

    @p.a.: I’m afraid it’s SOP now. Everything is so different (and not in a good way). Their anxiety is through the roof.

  17. 17.

    MisterForkbeard

    September 9, 2022 at 11:00 am

    @WaterGirl: She’s always been a really smart person. We were really robbed of something special in 2016.

  18. 18.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    September 9, 2022 at 11:01 am

    @WaterGirl: Not only on her feet, but also backwards and in high heels

  19. 19.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 9, 2022 at 11:01 am

    @Ken: I’m listening….

  20. 20.

    zhena gogolia

    September 9, 2022 at 11:01 am

    The tea party clip is so cute.

    I don’t dispute that Hillary is brilliant, but I can’t believe she ad libbed all those. I’m sure she devised the questions, but she probably got a little time to think about it.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 11:02 am

    @MisterForkbeard: Agree that she’s really really smart!

    But not all people who are smart can think on their feet like that, and be clever about it, too boot.

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 11:04 am

    @zhena gogolia: oh, no!  Now we are going to have question-gate about whether Hillary got the questions in advance!!!

  23. 23.

    zhena gogolia

    September 9, 2022 at 11:04 am

    @WaterGirl: forget I said it

  24. 24.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 9, 2022 at 11:07 am

    @JCJ: Last week we saw They Might Be Giants in Portsmouth, NH.

    In June they tried to return to touring after a two-year absence for the pandemic, and immediately after the very first show in New York City, John Flansburgh’s car got T-boned by a drunk driver and he broke several ribs. So he was out a few months for that, and I’m actually amazed he got back in action as quickly as he did. He’s not quite as hyperactive as he used to be, but it was a fantastic show, two long sets of music (including all of the classic album Flood) and two encores.

    My 16yo daughter, who has been a fan since she was raised on their kids’ music, told me “they dress like YOU.”

  25. 25.

    Gwangung

    September 9, 2022 at 11:10 am

    @p.a.: I believe things have changed in that there universal applications and lower fees.

  26. 26.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 11:11 am

    @zhena gogolia: Not from you!  I was thinking of jackasses on the internet!

  27. 27.

    Baud

    September 9, 2022 at 11:12 am

    @WaterGirl:

    I was thinking of jackasses on the internet!

    I thought that was us.

  28. 28.

    WereBear

    September 9, 2022 at 11:14 am

    I TOLD Cole he should get that kitten. Squee!

  29. 29.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 9, 2022 at 11:14 am

    @p.a.: Automation makes it easier to apply to a lot of schools than it used to be. For one thing, the done thing seems to be to carefully construct one big college essay that you use for your common application–you’re not banging out different essays with a typewriter on every paper application.

    And the selective schools have gotten far more selective, because they receive so many applications, so kids feel they have to use a massive shotgun approach just to get in somewhere. It’s a vicious cycle, kind of like sending out resumes during the Great Recession.

    My daughter is a high-school junior and we’re just starting to look into the process as it exists today. They’re actually trying to persuade kids NOT to apply to more than 10 schools, and it’s a struggle.

  30. 30.

    Haydnseek

    September 9, 2022 at 11:15 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Saw them ages ago at the Pantages, a beautiful old theater in Hollywood.  Place was packed.  About half the audience was wearing red fezzes, a fitting tribute to a great band

  31. 31.

    Brachiator

    September 9, 2022 at 11:15 am

    @p.a.:

    but the NUMBER of schools these kids are applying to: 20 +/- !

    It’s been a long time, but I recall some application fees, or fees for copies of test scores. Does stuff like that still apply?

    Even if no cost, I can’t imagine applying to 20 schools.

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 11:15 am

    @WereBear: I think we all told Cole he should get the kitten.  :-)

    edit: okay, two people said he should meet the kitten first.  But that’s pretty close to “all”!

  33. 33.

    Paul in KY

    September 9, 2022 at 11:18 am

    @JCJ: Have heard that Rammstein have one of the best stadium shows going. Glad you got to see them!

    Maybe they’ll come to Louder Than Life someday.

  34. 34.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 9, 2022 at 11:20 am

    @different-church-lady: Don’t forget GOP kid’s promise to find a cure for altruism.

  35. 35.

    WereBear

    September 9, 2022 at 11:21 am

    @WaterGirl: Judges say yes. But he might not have listened, or found another on the side of the road eating biscuit mix and took that one too.

  36. 36.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 9, 2022 at 11:22 am

    @Haydnseek: The first TMBG show I saw was back in 1990 when they were touring for Flood, in Boulder, Colorado. That was one of the greatest concerts I’ve ever been to, and in those days, it was just the two guys with a drum machine and recorded backing and a lot of weird instruments and props (they got their start in the performance-art scene in New York). They first got a full band on the next tour in ’92.

  37. 37.

    Cameron

    September 9, 2022 at 11:22 am

    @Baud: Cue Eating Raoul: “It’s amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat.”

  38. 38.

    MisterForkbeard

    September 9, 2022 at 11:23 am

    @WereBear: Did he get the kitten? I hadn’t heard. :)

    I know we were all rooting for it, but…

  39. 39.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 11:26 am

    John has a story to tell about the kitten, but it is not mine to tell.

    Someone should tweet at him and nudge him to put up a post about it.

  40. 40.

    Haydnseek

    September 9, 2022 at 11:28 am

    @Matt McIrvin: The “Flood” tour was fantastic.  I’m old.  I’ve managed to accumulate a lot of records and seen all the great bands, and “Flood” is in my all-time desert island Top Ten.

  41. 41.

    dnfree

    September 9, 2022 at 11:35 am

    @p.a.: In my era, or maybe just my location, we applied to an inexpensive state school near home that our parents could afford, and that they could also drive us back and forth to because there was no car going to college with us.

    In those days I had no concept that Harvard or another elite school was that much better than Northern Illinois University, and no concept of the importance of “networking” to future success. We thought we’d go to college and then succeed based on our merits.  HAHAHAHA….

  42. 42.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 9, 2022 at 11:36 am

    How is it possible that this kid sent this letter from Portland, OR?  I mean, TFG assures me that the entire city was burned to the ground by antifa and BLM during the summer of 2020.

  43. 43.

    Ken

    September 9, 2022 at 11:37 am

    @Matt McIrvin: My daughter is a high-school junior and we’re just starting to look into the process as it exists today.

    “OMG you have left it way too late, you should have been sending college application letters when she was in preschool!!!” — Far too many parents

  44. 44.

    Paul in KY

    September 9, 2022 at 11:37 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I saw them up in Newport, KY several years ago. Fun show.

  45. 45.

    Ken

    September 9, 2022 at 11:39 am

    @WaterGirl: As long as the story doesn’t start “The kitten is on the roof and won’t come down.“

  46. 46.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 9, 2022 at 11:41 am

    @Ken: Well, the brother was a fast learner.

  47. 47.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 9, 2022 at 11:42 am

    @WaterGirl: The crucial test is will the kitten and Steve get along?  The dogs I suspect won’t be a problem, but another feline in the house, threatening the ABSOLUTE RULE of Steve might get a bit contentious.

  48. 48.

    zhena gogolia

    September 9, 2022 at 11:44 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: As someone said that day, I’d be more concerned if Steve were a female. My boy cats always accepted newcomers with bored aplomb.

  49. 49.

    Old School

    September 9, 2022 at 11:45 am

    @Matt McIrvin: You must be thinking of some other band.

  50. 50.

    MisterForkbeard

    September 9, 2022 at 11:52 am

    @zhena gogolia: My boy cats are usually slightly tolerant of kittens (though it starts a dominance fight a year or two later), but they’re also usually much angrier about full grown cats.

    My girl kitties have just been generally angry at all newcomers but not to the extent they’ll get into huge fights about it.

  51. 51.

    artem1s

    September 9, 2022 at 11:57 am

    what? wait, are we talking about a theoretical kitten or an actual real life kitten that needs a forever home? and WHY NO PICTURES! even theoretical kittehs deserve pictures!

  52. 52.

    Ruckus

    September 9, 2022 at 12:02 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    I have noticed that listening to SFB for more than 5 seconds a decade can lower a person’s IQ 10 points, just from the stupid factor that he broadcasts every time he opens his mouth. That is how he got the support level that fucked up this country, he stole the IQ points of conservatives, making them stupider. (Who knew that was possible?) Unfortunately for him his IQ is so extremely low that adding the lost IQ points of his supporters to his actually made him even dumber. (Who knew that conservative IQ points are negative?)

  53. 53.

    Old School

    September 9, 2022 at 12:06 pm

    @artem1s: Kitten pictures.

  54. 54.

    Ken

    September 9, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    @artem1s: even theoretical kittehs deserve pictures!

    Can I interest you in my new line of kitteh picture NFTs? All your favorite internet cat pictures, now with a theoretical certificate of ownership that’s stored on the blockchain!!!

  55. 55.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 9, 2022 at 12:35 pm

    @Ken: Getting your 3-year-old into the right preschool with the pipeline to the Ivy League is key.

  56. 56.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 9, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    @Old School: “Who’s There May Be Giants? I took off the intellectuals, I put on There May Be Giants.”

  57. 57.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 9, 2022 at 12:45 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Yeah, good point there.  Her Serene Highness has little tolerance for anyone feline intruding on her realm.  Even fully grown males get the cold shoulder treatment.

  58. 58.

    trollhattan

    September 9, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: We went to PDX in June and found several shipping containers and an AM-PM comprise most of downtown now. It also rained.

    I assume the kid lives in one of the shipping containers.

  59. 59.

    trollhattan

    September 9, 2022 at 12:48 pm

    Tea party avec Packers is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all year.

    Ours would pour “tea” for an hour, nonstop. “Tea daddy, tea?”

  60. 60.

    JustRuss

    September 9, 2022 at 1:10 pm

    @Ken: @WaterGirl: As long as the story doesn’t start “The kitten is on the roof and won’t come down.“

    Couldn’t he just climb down the willow?

  61. 61.

    WaterGirl

    September 9, 2022 at 4:08 pm

    @artem1s:

    From John’s post the other night.

    OPEN THREAD 34 OPEN THREAD 33

  62. 62.

    Miss Bianca

    September 9, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    @p.a.: Shoot, I only applied to four colleges myself. Ended up going to my safety school, but since that was the University of Michigan, I didn’t exactly feel deprived.

  63. 63.

    Chief Oshkosh

    September 9, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    @Ken: So the kid has big dreams AND is practical.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • yellowdog on Who Can’t Find Their Pants Now? (Jun 3, 2023 @ 4:13am)
  • Hangö Kex on War for Ukraine Day 464: (Some of) You Have Questions, I (May) Have Answers (Jun 3, 2023 @ 4:11am)
  • Chetan Murthy on Friday Night Klown Fights Open Thread: ‘Misguided Patriots’ for the L (Jun 3, 2023 @ 4:02am)
  • yellowdog on Who Can’t Find Their Pants Now? (Jun 3, 2023 @ 4:00am)
  • opiejeanne on Friday Night Klown Fights Open Thread: ‘Misguided Patriots’ for the L (Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:57am)

Balloon Juice Meetups!

All Meetups
Seattle Meetup on Sat 5/13 at 5pm!

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Fundraising 2023-24

Wis*Dems Supreme Court + SD-8

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
Classified Documents: A Primer
State & Local Elections Discussion

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Twitter / Spoutible

Balloon Juice (Spoutible)
WaterGirl (Spoutible)
TaMara (Spoutible)
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
ActualCitizensUnited

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice Events

5/14  The Apocalypse
5/20  Home Away from Home
5/29  We’re Back, Baby
7/21  Merging!

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!