I’m going to take a break from talking COVID with Canadians (yes, they still care about it here, and the subtext of all conversations is ”what the fuck, USA”), to make one small point about abortion and Betty’s post below. When breaking news alerts are being generated about a woman needing to travel from Louisiana to Manhattan so she can obtain an abortion for a fetus that’s missing a skull, even the usual Republican lie machine / puke funnel won’t work.
Graham and Rubio apparently think that they can sell their anti-abortion bill as a ban on late term abortions, but you can’t do that when it’s full of the same kind of horseshit “exception” language that makes hospital lawyers force women to carry deformed fetuses to term. And the sale sure doesn’t work when it’s clear that the Louisiana woman who obtained an abortion in Manhattan wouldn’t have been able to do that if the Graham/Rubio national abortion ban was in place, since she would have been past the 15 week limit of their bill.
In short, these assholes are going to keep throwing bullshit against the wall to see if it sticks, and our job is to make sure it doesn’t. I’m interested in seeing what the Demings campaign does with Rubio’s stupidity — I hope it leaves a mark.
Anyway, enough about that. The title of the post is from a Dylan song that Bettye Lavette does a great job covering. We saw her last night (unplanned, we were just walking by the theater at the right time), and she’s still got it, 61 years after she recorded her first song. Open thread.
HumboldtBlue
If you need a chuckle: Comedian Jim Jeffries tells the story of the time he visited Melania Trump’s hometown. (Strong language warning)
SpaceUnit
Most days I get a fundraising email from the Demings campaign every couple of hours. I haven’t gotten one in over six hours now so I’m guessing they’re working overtime on something big.
Perhaps a giant wooden badger. Figuratively speaking.
geg6
@SpaceUnit:
You literally made me LOL.
Baud
She stole my idea!
SpaceUnit
@geg6:
Sounds of hammers and saws are coming from inside the campaign headquarters.
prostratedragon
Ah, just saw the heading of the last post. We’ll just have to wait and se, but I’m beginning to get the same spooky feeling I had when the second R to run against Obama fo Senate blew it up and was replaced by Alan Keyes.
Lucky mistermix, catching Bettye Levette!
HumboldtBlue
Brett Favre stole some 5 million dollars that was meant for the poorest people in the country’s poorest state.
Shannon Sharpe has some thoughts.
Raven
61!! Oh my!
HumboldtBlue
@Raven:
Judge? Also, fuck the Yankees.
karensky
That song is my new anthem.
Sure Lurkalot
@HumboldtBlue: I linked to a story about Favre yesterday but omg, Shannon left absolutely nothing on the table as regards this grifting POS. Great post.
HumboldtBlue
@Sure Lurkalot:
I was hoping Shannon had kept going. Favre is just a shitty guy.
Ari Melber is on it right now.
Bobby Thomson
A lot of people didn’t like Wonder Boys but I think it’s underrated.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Probably simpler than that. Abortion is the single issue that keeps their voters showing up to the polls so the GOP is going keep on running on abortion by pretending the bans didn’t happen.
MisterForkbeard
@Baud: That got a lot of fainting reactions from the press. “How DARE Pelosi make fun of heartfelt positions like that? How is she going to persuade them to (do something completely unrealistic they’ll never do) if she can’t even be nice and acknowledge they’re right?”, etc.
But it was a great line and I hope they keep using it.
Baud
@MisterForkbeard:
Press always heads to the fainting couch whenever a Dem pushes back with anything other than facts and figure.
Alison Rose 💙🌻💛
@Baud: Nancy SMASH reads Balloon Juice!
MisterDancer
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: @MisterForkbeard: The old playbook — the one I’ll confess I didn’t think ever would get thrown out, like this — has been. And thus, both the GOP, and our supine media elements, are stuck.
They’ve gone too long drinking from this fountain of easy access and pre-written stories and bills, too many commitments to a status quo the 6 assholes on the Court blew up due to True Belief.
And now they struggle to adapt to it, to report on it. To ignore the real cost to humans under American’s questionable care, just as they did in the decades of shredding Reproductive care and justice, prior to Dobbs.
Chacal Charles Calthrop
sorry can’t resist:
I used to care, I need the open air, you’re better off without me, mein herr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chdpiSX2ino
HumboldtBlue
More info coming out about the Secret Service and the Jan. 6 investigation.
TaMara
Envious of the Bettye Lavette concert. What a great unexpected evening.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@MisterDancer: Well, their voters are a big part of the problem. Florida Republican voters in particular. I’ve talked to quite of few of them on line and the words “idiot” is an apt description. They go on about how the 2020 election was fixed and when asked to describe how it happened along with what is the proof, they wouldn’t understand the question and then repeat the line “2020 was fixed” over and over again. An authority figure they trust told them the election was fixed and that is the end of it in their minds. So if the same figures tell them “Dark State’s Sekret’ Double Supreme Court overturned the Supreme Court and slutty-slut-sluts in liberal bastions like Pensacola or Tallahassee are still aborting babies three or four times a week, so vote Republican!” these Republican voters will believe it.
Rubio is likely quite right a stunt like this will work for him next November in Florida in getting his voters out.
ruemara
There’s only one problem. It does stick.
Calouste
@Baud: Nancy can barely say that without the pundits running for the fainting couches, and she certainly can’t say what the GOP really means, that life begins when the rapist feels the urge.
geg6
@Bobby Thomson:
I loved that movie. Lots of outside scenes were in the quaint little town that is our county seat.
The Thin Black Duke
@ruemara: Yeah, but the lies stick for the same people who want it to stick, over and over again. We can’t do nothing about those people. The people who are the problem are the people who know better but stay home anyway.
geg6
@HumboldtBlue:
Heh.
ThresherK
The post title reminds me that it’s time to rewatch Wonder Boys.
Frankensteinbeck
Disney’s live action The Little Mermaid stars a POC as Ariel. The usual suspects are freaking out, claiming it is not true to the original, which is in Denmark where everyone is white (their argument).
I hate arguing in public. Hate it. But as one of the incredibly rare people who actually read the Hans Christian Andersen story (which is weird), I am left fighting the urge to point out that the story takes place in a mythical foreign kingdom where slavery is legal and the mermaid is the Prince’s slave.
If you are a rational person and that makes things creepy and objectionable, welcome to the wide, wonderful world of Hans Christian Andersen.
Baud
@Frankensteinbeck:
What race is the prince?
ETA: if it’s not too late, Disney should make the prince a princess.
Origuy
I didn’t want to put this in the Kindness thread.
Zelensky’s driver was taken by an ambulance. He was in Izium earlier; I couldn’t find out where this happened.
Frankensteinbeck
@Baud:
Who knows? It’s a mythical unnamed foreign kingdom where the Prince owns slaves and the mermaid is one of them. There is no option here that isn’t disturbing, but it blows the Hell out of the ‘culturally she must be white!’ argument.
Baud
@Frankensteinbeck:
I meant in the movie. I keep hearing about Ariel, but not whether her love interest will be black or another race.
delphinium
@MisterForkbeard:
But the positions aren’t “heartfelt”. Republicans get abortions and use birth control too. And they will switch/lie their position in a heartbeat if it means staying in power.
Frankensteinbeck
@Baud:
The actor is Jonah Hauer-King, who is British and looks pretty white, for the nothing that is worth in knowing actual ancestry.
Baud
@Frankensteinbeck:
And who plays the singing crab?
j/k
The whole thing is dumb.
BruceFromOhio
The power of music. Glad you were there to enjoy it, this lyric is a challenge to all willing to listen.
JPL
So a guy who could win the ugly shirt contest is upset about teens dressed as cats using a litter box. He knows this cua someone told him. link
HumboldtBlue
Joe Biden comes out his corner and lands a few right crosses on Ron Johnson.
BruceFromOhio
@MisterDancer:
as has been stated more eloquently elsewhere, the cruelty is the point
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Frankensteinbeck:
Jason Campbell @JasonSCampbell
In this
houserightwing bughouse, we believe science, and mermaids, are real!The DW host in question is Matt Walsh, who I believe is someone they take seriously.
Frankensteinbeck
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
HA – wait, was he serious?
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Besides the whitefish, are there a lot of white fish?
ETA: How could I forget the Great White
HopeShark!prostratedragon
Maybe this goes here: “Ballet of the Furies”
Eunicecycle
@JPL: I had to tell a friend the other day this wasn’t true. Sigh.
JPL
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: ha Earlier today a friend laughed and said what do they think that the ocean bleaches mermaids.
Saw that and sent her the link and said bingo. You called it.
JPL
@Eunicecycle: Let’s hope that those nuts are few and far between.
JPL
@Frankensteinbeck: Yes because of science while high on something I never tried.
Starfish
@HumboldtBlue: This came up to the national level because Tate Reeves fired Shad White, the attorney who went after this money. There was a bunch of nefarious theft of money going on. Look up Nancy New.
Frankensteinbeck
@JPL:
Truly a perfect encapsulation of wingnut scientific arguments. Not only a wild irrelevancy to justify knee-jerk bigotry, but factually wrong because they think of science in elementary school terms. Deep sea fish tend to be black, because while there’s not much light down there, you sure as Hell don’t want to be seen by the things that can see.
HumboldtBlue
Speaking of the Little Mermaid nonsense, this clip sums it all up.
JPL
J R in WV
@HumboldtBlue:
OK, Shannon Sharpe is now one of my favorite commenters ever. To think I was once kind of a Favre fan when he was with the Packers… no more!
What a dick.
A millionaire stealing from the poorest people in the poorest state!!
OT, I got my bivalent Covid booster today… I was the first person the girl gave a Covid shot to, I asked and she said “I gave flu shots all morning!”… Hope it works! Was Pfizer, all my others were Moderna, don’t care!
p.a.
Favre’s $5M is only part of the scandal that looks like upwards of eighty million fucking dollars was… I was going to type ‘skimmed’ but this is bulldozer bucketing… gouged from what were supposed to be support payments and programs for Mississippi’s poor.
This is white-controlled Mississippi’s M.O. forever; suck up 90% of these funds and then point fingers, “see, those people just can’t do anything right. We try to help them…”
Starfish
@p.a.: Yup. Rejecting most TANF applicants. Maybe the federal government should not allow them to redirect the funds?
They are sending COVID rental assistance money back to DC instead of assisting renters. So stupid.
HumboldtBlue
@JPL:
Yeah, that’s a great clip.
@J R in WV:
Straight up white trash is what he is, and Shannon nailed it.
JPL
@p.a.: It’s way past time for the federal government to control funds sent to Mississippi. I’m not sad at all that Brett’s reputation will take another hit. the dick photo was not that impressive.
Frankensteinbeck
@HumboldtBlue:
I LOVE THIS MAN.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@HumboldtBlue: that’s great
didn’t Favre have a history of sending dick picks?
ETA: Asked and answered, thank you@JPL: !
pluky
My introduction to Ms. Lavette:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJi6maTueSc
Steeplejack
Cameron
Christ. The insanity over the race/ethnicity/WTFever of mythical beings – I remember at least one All In The Family episode arguing over what race Santa Claus was/is/will be. This country could go down the shitter on Friday if the rail workers strike, but the ethnic assignment of a cartoon character is more important. I’m not gonna lay in a store of food; I’m getting several cases of beer. Fuck it.
HumboldtBlue
@Frankensteinbeck:
How can one not?
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
He’s always been a piece of shit.
Mike in Pasadena
Reading about the woman from Louisiana convinces me that Republicans endanger the health of every American, not only women, but all of us.