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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 15, 202212:30 am| 50 Comments

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I am tired and cranky and really just sick of people being awful.

That is all.

Love,

John

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50Comments

  1. 1.

    columbusqueen

    September 15, 2022 at 12:34 am

    Virtual hug with a cold beer. Right with you

  2. 2.

    Jerzy Russian

    September 15, 2022 at 12:36 am

    Yes, busy day filled with committee meetings and classes.  I look forward to going to bed these days.

  3. 3.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 12:37 am

    Right there with you Cole, sometimes

    Well, since it’s an open thread:

    Any opinions on the live action Disney remakes, such as the Lion King (2019)? I thought it looked pretty awful. They have a reputation for being unnecessary soulless cash grabs that frequently miss the point of the originals, as well

  4. 4.

    BeautifulPlumage

    September 15, 2022 at 12:39 am

    Right there with you Cole. So many people expending so much energy to fuck over other people.

  5. 5.

    TaMara

    September 15, 2022 at 12:45 am

    Well HumboldtBlue posted this near the end of my kindness post and it seems like a good place to re-up it

    Can’t wait to take my kids to watch Little Mermaid ❤️ pic.twitter.com/v6Taxu9CI9

    — jolly_good_ginger (@jollygoodginger) September 13, 2022

  6. 6.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 12:48 am

    Husband getting PICC line out tomorrow! Yay! No more at home antibiotic IV drip operated by me. If Goku is still awake, your nursing has taught you another set of life skills that may come in useful even if you never go professional. I foumd it terrifying.

  7. 7.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 15, 2022 at 12:52 am

    @sab:

    Great news! You done good, but I’m glad you won’t have to any more.

  8. 8.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 12:55 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: The pitbull and I did a happy dance when we unplugged the last iv bag. Husband happy too but not able to dance yet.

  9. 9.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 12:56 am

    @TaMara:

    Thank you for that video. I think it’s really stupid that there’s grown adults that hate on a movie aimed at families for transparent racist reasons. So many people online try to do the “I’m not a racist, I just want ‘red hair representation’!” thing with the new The Little Mermaid movie.

    It’s insane that trailer on Youtube allegedly got 1.5 million dislikes (which is apparently probably not true because the extension used to “bring back the dislikes” overestimates how many dislikes there actually are)

    I think it’s a heartening thing that young black girls are more and more able to see themselves on the big screen now

  10. 10.

    Cptlhill

    September 15, 2022 at 12:57 am

    @sab: Congratulations on the milestone! I self-administered my own antibiotic through a PICC line for six weeks over the Summer. An ooky task!

  11. 11.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 12:58 am

    @Cptlhill: Yikes.

  12. 12.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 12:59 am

    @sab:

    Great news! And lol, I’ve forgotten so much

  13. 13.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 15, 2022 at 1:00 am

    @TaMara:

    This man is glorious, as are the joyous reactions he lets us watch.

  14. 14.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 1:05 am

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    It was a pretty good reveal at the end. I assumed he was an actual chud spliced in

  15. 15.

    HumboldtBlue

    September 15, 2022 at 1:07 am

    Here you Cole, Puppy is one with nature..

    @sab:

    Great news, we have the dancing covered.

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 15, 2022 at 1:09 am

    @TaMara:

    OMG, all those gorgeous little Black girls seeing an Ariel who looks like them! They made my heart sing a little bit! I’m not much of a Disney Princess fan in general, but this 80-year-old white woman just might have to see TLM in solidarity.

  17. 17.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 1:13 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I was reading Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote lyrics to new songs for it. Might be worth checking out for that alone

  18. 18.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    September 15, 2022 at 1:16 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Aww, what a cute pupper

  19. 19.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 15, 2022 at 1:16 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I didn’t know that. Thanks! Definitely a draw.

  20. 20.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 15, 2022 at 1:17 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I love his pink paddy-paws.

  21. 21.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 15, 2022 at 1:18 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen the racism more transparent.  Their excuses are so asinine, and if you’ve read Hans Christian Andersen’s writing, so obviously based on their imagination, not his writing.

    It’s a tough subject for me because I got about a quarter into Andersen’s collected works, including reading the clusterfuck of WTF that is Little Mermaid, before giving up.  His writing left me with the kinds of scars it is hard not to rant about.

  22. 22.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 1:21 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Lol. What’s with his little fig leaf?

  23. 23.

    Jager

    September 15, 2022 at 1:30 am

    I posted earlier about the passing of my Chef Cousin Janey after her long, nasty battle with cancer. I was talking with her mom (my “Baby Aunt”) about Janey today, we decided when she reached the other plane, Anthony Bourdain, walked up, handed her a tall vodka on ice, lit a smoke, and said, “Where the hell have you been, the dining room is full and you need to run the kitchen.” Janey grinned,  jumped up, drank a slug of her vodka, got the kitchen staff moving, and started on the entrees. Going to miss my beautiful cousin.

  24. 24.

    HumboldtBlue

    September 15, 2022 at 1:33 am

    @sab:

    Modesty, this is a family blog, silly.

  25. 25.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 15, 2022 at 1:33 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I think it would be nice if they made more original animated stuff! (And had their IP broken up!)

  26. 26.

    frosty

    September 15, 2022 at 1:42 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): ​
      I hated the Lion King. Took my toddler to it and guess what happens? First thing is that Dad dies. The movie sucked, I can’t believe they thought live (CGI) action would be worth making.

    PS I’ve pretty much hated The Rodent’s movies ever since Pinocchio as a child. Wait, you’re telling me these kids get turned into donkeys and they can’t turn back??????

    /rant off/

  27. 27.

    glc

    September 15, 2022 at 1:46 am

    The post gives me some nostalgia for the Kingston Trio.

    Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch.
    And I don’t like anybody very much!

    Sheldon Harnick, 1949 (“Merry Minuet”)

    Dated in some respects, but less than one might wish.

  28. 28.

    frosty

    September 15, 2022 at 1:48 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: I feel the same way about Roald Dahl that you do about Hans Christian Anderson. Urk. His stuff is borderline sick.I don’t get it.

  29. 29.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 1:50 am

    @frosty: My mother never let us see the Rodent’s cartoons after my older sister was traumatized by Bambi. I loved the non-cartoon movies ( Hayley Mills, Susan Hampshire.)

  30. 30.

    frosty

    September 15, 2022 at 2:04 am

    @glc: So Tom Lehrer ripped them off? National Brotherhood Week:

    Oh the Protestants hate the Catholics
    And the Catholics hate the Protestants

    And the Hindus hate the Muslims
    And everybody hates the Jews

    Apparently there really was a National Brotherhood Week that lasted until the 1980s. Gee, I wonder when it died out then.

    (Can’t find a reliable source though. Lehrer was satirizing something, though!).

  31. 31.

    JoyceH

    September 15, 2022 at 2:38 am

    A story I heard just recently that gave me a lift, with a side order of vindictive glee.

    Obama is now telling a story that he’d never told before – that when he was president, his daughters were in the UK with their grandmother. Not an official occasion, but the word got to the queen that the president’s daughters were visiting, so she had them and their granny over for tea — and then called out that gold royal coach so the girls could ride it around the palace grounds. A sweet thing to do for an eight and eleven year old.

    But I’m mean-spirited enough to remember a few years back when Trump went to the UK and had his people lobby like crazy to get him a ride in that coach, he all but held his breath till he turned blue. And he didn’t get it.

    I wonder if he’s heard this story yet? Anybody seen ketchup dripping down the walls at Bedminster?

  32. 32.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 3:21 am

    @JoyceH: I love this story, especially that it was so secret.  Queen and those (at that time ) little girls.

  33. 33.

    opiejeanne

    September 15, 2022 at 3:27 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: My grandparents lived next door to us when I was a kid, and sometimes we stayed with them when our parents went out. We asked Grandma to read us a story one night and, after hunting around, she found a book of fairy tales. She read us one, got to the ending ,  closed the book, and said, “What kind of a fairy tale is that?”

    The Little Match Girl.

  34. 34.

    opiejeanne

    September 15, 2022 at 3:30 am

    @JoyceH: That’s a wonderful story.

    I’m just as mean because I remember he really REALLY wanted to ride in that gold carriage.

  35. 35.

    Kathleen

    September 15, 2022 at 3:38 am

    @glc: I love the Kingston Trio. And this song holds up well.

  36. 36.

    prostratedragon

    September 15, 2022 at 3:52 am

    @sab:  Yaaaaay for both of you.  I had one a few years ago when I had lines-o-Rama with the bleeding ulcer.  Didn’t hurt much, but so, so weird in a Dr. Phibes sort if way. I explored other realms for a while whenever it was being attended to.

  37. 37.

    eclare

    September 15, 2022 at 4:51 am

    @Jager:   What a wonderful image!  RIP.  And of course fuck cancer.

  38. 38.

    oatler

    September 15, 2022 at 5:03 am

    @frosty:

    If you want sick try Lord Dunsany’s “The Two Bottles of Relish”.

  39. 39.

    Misswhatsis

    September 15, 2022 at 5:51 am

    I’m right there with you. I was a four-term NH House rep until yesterday. I lost my primary, largely because of a much needed housing bill I sponsored, to a charismatic 19-year-old. He’s a great kid but really? You want to trade a subject area expert for someone who’s barely out of high school.

    Why, yes, we do! Because you were going to make us allow four plexes on in-town streets with municipal water and sewer and That’s Just Not Fair.

    I’m pretty salty about it because the nice kid was urged to run by the Democrats in the next county. In their movie the moderate old white guy would be unseated by charismatic youth and charismatic youth and I would bring progress. That was never going to happen and I told them so. But they didn’t believe me and here we are.

    Democrats are their own worst enemy some days.

  40. 40.

    PST

    September 15, 2022 at 5:57 am

    @Cptlhill:

    @sab: Congratulations on the milestone! I self-administered my own antibiotic through a PICC line for six weeks over the Summer. An ooky task!

    I’m a member of this club too. Ooky, yes, but not as ooky as I imagined. My favorite memory is explaining all the saline syringes and other equipment to TSA when traveling.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    September 15, 2022 at 6:06 am

    @Misswhatsis:

    That sucks. Thanks for fighting the good fight.

  42. 42.

    eclare

    September 15, 2022 at 6:10 am

    @Misswhatsis:   As Baud says, that sucks.

  43. 43.

    evodevo

    September 15, 2022 at 6:48 am

    @opiejeanne: ​
      Mine used to read me Grimm’s – talk about grim lol – didn’t bother me much. If you have ever read the unexpurgated version, you’ll know what I mean…

  44. 44.

    opiejeanne

    September 15, 2022 at 7:49 am

    @evodevo: Oh yes, I have read them and Grimm’s were quite a bit better, and the brothers Grimm didn’t seem to hate girls.   I think the only heroine Andersen allowed a happy ending was Thumbelina.

  45. 45.

    sab

    September 15, 2022 at 7:59 am

    @PST: Double yikes, or OMG as husband just said.

  46. 46.

    CindyH

    September 15, 2022 at 9:50 am

    @Misswhatsis: sucks

  47. 47.

    TaMara

    September 15, 2022 at 10:19 am

    @Jager: What a beautiful tribute! May her kitchen reign be filled with all the ingredients she’ll ever need.

  48. 48.

    glc

    September 15, 2022 at 11:44 am

    @frosty:

    Nat’l Brotherhood Week (in brief)

    Nat’l Brotherhood Week (more detail)

    And the “break” of Merry Minuet finds its way into Lehrer’s “We will all go together when we go” – but that’s the Zeitgeist. 1949 was certainly early for that.

    (In fiction, nuclear war had been described since the 1920s. In 1944 the FBI was sent to talk to the editor of Astounding Science Fiction, who had worked out from the address changes in his magazine subscription list what was going on at Los Alamos, and published the story “Deadline” about it. This is the same guy who suggested the three laws of robotics to Asimov.)

  49. 49.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 15, 2022 at 11:46 am

    @Misswhatsis: ugh! When will dems get their heads out of their asses on zoning.

  50. 50.

    Misswhatsis

    September 15, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The Dems theoretically support zoning reform but ….

    Interestingly  enough the best support was from the Libertarians because they think zoning is government overreach. 

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