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You are here: Home / Politics / Politicans / NANCY SMASH! / Thursday Evening Open Thread: Good News

Thursday Evening Open Thread: Good News

by Anne Laurie|  November 3, 20228:30 pm| 57 Comments

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Paul Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, has been released from a San Francisco hospital after recovering from surgery to repair a skull fracture and injuries to his hand and arm, according to a source familiar with the matter. https://t.co/sLXztU48u1

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) November 3, 2022

The Pelosi family is thankful for the beautiful outpouring of love, support and prayers from around the world.

Paul remains under doctors’ care as he continues to progress on a long recovery process and convalescence. He is now home surrounded by his family who request privacy.

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) November 3, 2022

This tweet may well have been written from the bedside of her husband, who has been in ICU for days now, recovering from grievous injuries inflicted in an assassination attempt directed toward her. Nancy Pelosi is so steady and strong. She's a damn hero. https://t.co/3JpV9QCTMV

— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) November 2, 2022

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  1. 1.

    bbleh

    November 3, 2022 at 8:35 pm

    I realize that it is uncharitable and perhaps unfair of me, but I hope Nancy decides after this — and especially after the Republican reactions to it — that her big bag of fks to give is plumb empty and it’s time to take the gloves off.

    Nancy Smash!

  2. 2.

    Baud

    November 3, 2022 at 8:37 pm

    Nancy Pelosi is so steady and strong. She’s a damn hero.

    Seconded.

  3. 3.

    Martin

    November 3, 2022 at 8:38 pm

    Am I the only one who sees clips of Kash Patel and can only see Tom from Parks and Rec? I know that comes off as super racist (and I’m not saying it’s not), but it’s the constant in-the-moment hustle this guy seems to be on that triggers it for me.

  4. 4.

    japa21

    November 3, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    @Baud: Personally, I think that is an understatement, but I can’t find the words that would actually express the whys and wherefores of my admiration for her.

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    November 3, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    @Baud:

    Thirded.

     

    Nancy Smash👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    November 3, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) tweeted at 3:14 PM on Thu, Nov 03, 2022:
    CNN ends Jake Tapper’s prime time experiment, CNBC cancels Shepard Smith, MSNBC cancels Chuck Todd, all due to low ratings. NewsNation has flopped. The media keeps shoving “both sides are the same” bullshit down everyone’s throat, but no one’s watching. We want the truth instead!
    (twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1588263425867587584?s=02)

  7. 7.

    Baud

    November 3, 2022 at 8:42 pm

    @rikyrah:

    MSNBC cancels Chuck Todd,

     
    Wait, what now? This is the first I’m hearing of this.

  8. 8.

    Alison Rose

    November 3, 2022 at 8:46 pm

    I was so glad to see this earlier. The tweet from the Speaker’s account is perfect, and I only wish there was a follow-up saying “And Nonna says FUCK ALL Y’ALL to the right wing ghouls who saw fit to make a joke out of this.” I mean, I know she wouldn’t use the f word, after hearing her say poo-poo instead of shit, but one can dream.

  9. 9.

    kalakal

    November 3, 2022 at 8:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Chuckles cancelled? Oh please

  10. 10.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 3, 2022 at 9:03 pm

    @kalakal: I love his black Twitter nickname. Shamble-bangs

  11. 11.

    Jackie

    November 3, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    @rikyrah: Is Todd removed from his daily streaming program AND Sunday’s MTP???

    I would put Shepard Smith in. I always liked him. (I know he got fired from CNBC – but I always thought that was the wrong spot for him.)

  12. 12.

    Scout211

    November 3, 2022 at 9:06 pm

    A quick search tells me that Chuck Todd’s daily show was moved to the NBC news streaming service in June. So he wasn’t canceled, he was just moved to the kids’ table.

  13. 13.

    Steeplejack

    November 3, 2022 at 9:07 pm

    Palmer Report is kind of a ready-fire-aim source. Maybe they are referring to Chuck Todd getting pulled from the evening lineup several months ago.

  14. 14.

    Cameron

    November 3, 2022 at 9:07 pm

    @bbleh: I think she’s been headed there (if she’s not there already) since 1/6.

  15. 15.

    Anoniminous

    November 3, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    Some people say Jake Tapper, Shepard Smith, and Chuck Todd were incompetent assholes who would out of their depth if they were on the Public Access Channel’s evening news in RedneckHicksville Alabama.

    Other people say they were merely corrupt assholes who sold their credibility decades ago.

    Some say one thing, some say another. Impossible to tell, really.

  16. 16.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    It’s been quite the week. Quite the last five weeks, really. Monday morning at about 5:30 I wake up to a text from my dad saying that my uncle is in hospice and is expected to last hours not days. By 6:00 I have a plane ticket to Boston, am packed, and am waiting for a cab to the airport. That was Monday; he’s still with us, slowly fading. It’s been hard. Especial shout-out to his girlfriend for successfully completing  a 100%-achievements Kubler-Ross speed run in roughly one day; that was real fun to be part of.
    Bleargh. All of us, most definitely including my uncle, are ready for this to be over.

  17. 17.

    CaseyL

    November 3, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    @Baud: The shows that have been cancelled weren’t the network versions, just the streaming versions.  Chuck Todd unfortunately still has his main MTP gig.

  18. 18.

    Redshift

    November 3, 2022 at 9:11 pm

    That reminds me – we all gripe about political coverage being nothing but house race and who’s “winning,” instead of informing people about the issues and what positions politicians hold, and what ones they won’t confirm or deny.

    So is there any outlet that’s actually doing that? If there is, I’d like to be supporting it.

  19. 19.

    Suzanne

    November 3, 2022 at 9:11 pm

    @dmsilev: Many hugs. Last days are so hard.

  20. 20.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 3, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    @dmsilev: {{}} I will keep you and your family in my thoughts.

  21. 21.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    @Suzanne: Thank you.

    We’re keeping ourselves at least vaguely functional, grading on a gentle curve, so that’s something. I guess.

  22. 22.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Thank you.

  23. 23.

    Kay

    November 3, 2022 at 9:18 pm

    Remember when they all called Chuck Todd “the numbers guy” because he could add? Just adding. Not even subtraction.

  24. 24.

    Dan B

    November 3, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    @dmsilev: My condolences to you and your family.

  25. 25.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 3, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    @Kay: Their bar for math proficiency is quite low. Even percentages are hard for these no good Republican courtiers of the MSM.

  26. 26.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    @Dan B: Thanks.

  27. 27.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:25 pm

    @Kay: In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Same thing with innumeracy.

  28. 28.

    different-church-lady

    November 3, 2022 at 9:25 pm

    @rikyrah: I was working in a hotel in downtown Boston this week. On each floor, outside the elevator banks, there were two TV screens. One had Fox News, and the other had CNN — as though somehow these two things balanced each other out.

  29. 29.

    FelonyGovt

    November 3, 2022 at 9:26 pm

    @dmsilev: Thinking of you and your family. This is so tough.

  30. 30.

    RaflW

    November 3, 2022 at 9:26 pm

    @dmsilev: So sorry for all your family is going through.

    You may not feel at all up for this, but I offer it as an option. My partner, a Humanist Unitarian Universalist minister, just gave a talk last week* heading into All Hallow’s Eve, Day of the Dead, All Saints, etc, on grief. The crux: Don’t let America’s urge to speed you though the stages be the yardstick.

    Taking time to be present, as you are, and observing the rituals and unfoldings have long histories because it really actually helps.

    *His talk is queued up, at 31.30. Lasts about 18 mins.

  31. 31.

    geg6

    November 3, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    @Kay:

    Anybody who didn’t know that some college dropout dude that Tim Fucking Russert promoted would be a hack is an idiot.  Which explains why he’s lasted this long.  Haven’t watched anything he appears on in more than a decade.  I may not be a genius but I’m not an idiot.

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    November 3, 2022 at 9:28 pm

    @dmsilev:
    I’m very sorry about your uncle. I will say that this

    Especial shout-out to his girlfriend for successfully completing a 100%-achievements Kubler-Ross speed run in roughly one day; that was real fun to be part of.

    actually brought vivid memories to mind and brought a smile to my lips. I hope you all find peace.

  33. 33.

    different-church-lady

    November 3, 2022 at 9:30 pm

    On top of everything else, I can not describe how utterly fucking depressing it is that someone could attack an octogenarian with a hammer and half the people who run our country think its cute.

  34. 34.

    zhena gogolia

    November 3, 2022 at 9:33 pm

    @different-church-lady: Or come up with nasty rumors about how it happened and how he is to blame.

  35. 35.

    Kay

    November 3, 2022 at 9:34 pm

    @geg6:

    I don’t know why he’s famous. And this is a perfect nickname and is making me laugh:

    schrodingers_cat

    @kalakal: I love his black Twitter nickname. Shamble-bangs.

  36. 36.

    FelonyGovt

    November 3, 2022 at 9:38 pm

    Trying really hard to avoid all “news”. The “Dems are PANICKING!!!” storylines are all over and it’s raising my blood pressure.

    And I echo what @different-church-lady: said- how awful that people think it’s funny, fitting or whatever that an 80+ year old man had his skull shattered with a hammer. WTF is wrong with people.

  37. 37.

    Suzanne

    November 3, 2022 at 9:38 pm

    @dmsilev:

    vaguely functional 

    So my grandfather had this friend of his who was hilarious. He would sign letters, end phone calls, etc. by saying “stay vertical”. The older I get, the more I realize that, some days, it is the best I can muster. So “vaguely functional” is great. Cut y’allsself some slack.

  38. 38.

    Suzanne

    November 3, 2022 at 9:39 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    I can not describe how utterly fucking depressing it is that someone could attack an octogenarian with a hammer and half the people who run our country think its cute. 

    They really do want to kill us all.

  39. 39.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:42 pm

    @RaflW: , @zhena gogolia:

    Thanks. Being there standing vigil as it were does help. We’re Jewish, and the tradition of sitting shiva after the funeral is another thing which I’ve found in the past to be very cathartic and expect that it will be so this time round as well.

  40. 40.

    FelonyGovt

    November 3, 2022 at 9:45 pm

    @dmsilev: Sitting shiva is definitely helpful.

  41. 41.

    Kay

    November 3, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    2014:

    Todd was NBC’s in-house wonk, a data wizard who brought the analysis of numbers to TV in a big way. In a profile from August, 2008, The Los Angeles Times called him a “goateed number cruncher,” adding that “a day rarely passes when he’s not on the air, confidently breaking down electoral math for the channel’s jostling personalities.”

    A “data wizard”! A “number cruncher”!

    LITERALLY added up columns of numbers for several years. “Carry the one…”

  42. 42.

    sab

    November 3, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    @Kay: That’s not even math. It’s arithmetic.

    ETA I often wonder if these guys can balance their own checkbooks.

  43. 43.

    Alison Rose

    November 3, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    @dmsilev: Sending love your way.

  44. 44.

    laura

    November 3, 2022 at 9:51 pm

    @dmsilev: im sending you all the strength and compassion you need to help your dad through this loss of his brother. It is hard and trying and it is sacred work.

  45. 45.

    kalakal

    November 3, 2022 at 9:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Hah! Excellent.

  46. 46.

    randy khan

    November 3, 2022 at 9:54 pm

    Nancy Pelosi is a treasure.  It’s a travesty that she and her husband have to go through this.

  47. 47.

    persistentillusion

    November 3, 2022 at 9:55 pm

    @dmsilev: So sorry that you are experiencing this.  Hugs, or handshakes, or whatever might be of comfort. End of life sucks from any perspective.

  48. 48.

    RaflW

    November 3, 2022 at 9:56 pm

    Reading Tom Nichols this evening on Biden’s Union Station speech. It’s a good, if glum, piece (not doomy, but glum). In it Tom says “Presidents, unlike the occupants of lesser offices, must speak to the American people like they are adults capable of thinking about many things at one time, including foreign policy, crime, inflation—and the state of our democracy.”

    And all I can think about is that while he is right, he misses that most journalists now don’t even act as if they are adults capable of thinking about many things at one time. It’s truly tragic how reporters and editors have let themselves stoop to the lowest denominator, and think it’s savvy.

  49. 49.

    dmsilev

    November 3, 2022 at 9:57 pm

    @laura: My mom’s brother actually, but he and my dad were very close. Thank you for the kind thoughts.

  50. 50.

    Urban Suburbanite

    November 3, 2022 at 10:00 pm

    The reporting on the attack has revealed that police had a bunch of cameras on the Pelosi’s house, but there was no one actually watching them. Which seems apt for our present dystopia.

    There was also a big fuckup with police in this state, where four teenage suspects in a carjacking were released after their bail hearing, because the officer never said anything about why bail should be increased or denied – like, say, a violent crime and a criminal record. So it’s the fault of the woke left judge and prosecutors for police fucking up like this.

  51. 51.

    Ksmiami

    November 3, 2022 at 10:14 pm

    @Suzanne: forewarned Is forearmed

  52. 52.

    Suzanne

    November 3, 2022 at 10:18 pm

    @Ksmiami: Brave Sir Robin ran away.

  53. 53.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    November 3, 2022 at 10:41 pm

    @Suzanne:  ah, math.

    Alexander, The Great General, Had An Infinite Number Of Arms

    I first saw this one in a Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown.

  54. 54.

    Benw

    November 3, 2022 at 11:41 pm

    @dmsilev: yeah, you and yours have my thoughts

  55. 55.

    Ruckus

    November 4, 2022 at 12:26 am

    @Urban Suburbanite:

    It was the Capital Police as their main job is to watch Nancy and she was in DC. The cameras are there for when she is home. Now I don’t see some reason that they might not at least check every so often just to make sure some asswipe hasn’t broken into the house to wait for Nancy. But it was his call to the police and their notification of the Capital Police that a break in had happened. And the local and Capital police showed up because there is a west coast office of the Capital police in SF. At least that’s as I understand it.

    The immediate reporting did not seem clear on the happenings but that above is as I recall reading about it a couple days later after the more nuanced story came out.

  56. 56.

    Ruckus

    November 4, 2022 at 4:18 am

    @Kay:

    Chuck Todd can not add.

    2+2 does not = bullshit.

    And he seems to think it does.

  57. 57.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    November 4, 2022 at 9:59 am

    @sab: I often wonder if these guys can balance their own checkbooks.

    No need. That’s why god made Bank apps.

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