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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Very Late Open Thread: Will They Or Won’t They?

Very Late Open Thread: Will They Or Won’t They?

by TaMara|  November 16, 202212:47 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

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Will NASA launch Artemis tonight? Only time will tell.

Cellist @YoYo_Ma performed a rendition of “America the Beautiful” with the Philadelphia Orchestra (@PhilOrch) to commemorate the launch of #Artemis I to the Moon. pic.twitter.com/HjBgd51K62

— NASA (@NASA) November 16, 2022

It’s on hold as I write this…

 

This… was so freaking perfect. Someone needs to make it a meme. Remora journalism is how I’m going to describe Haberman from this moment on.

Remora journalism.

— DT Kieling (@davevehicle) November 16, 2022

And a little humor…

The owl in the back.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/rtHz3dFBQ3

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 12, 2022

Everyone is in bed here and I’m off to join them. Been a long day.

This is an open thread

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47Comments

  1. 1.

    matt

    November 16, 2022 at 12:53 am

    At least Maggie didn’t say he was engorging.

  2. 2.

    kindness

    November 16, 2022 at 12:57 am

    Maggie helps Trump every chance she gets.  She’ll never change.  NY Times too.  Pravda for the fascist adjacent.

  3. 3.

    KrackenJack

    November 16, 2022 at 1:02 am

    I guess tapeworm journalism is not the meme people want.

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 16, 2022 at 1:07 am

    We can launch Mags on it.  What trash.  I hope her soul was worth it.

  5. 5.

    Shalimar

    November 16, 2022 at 1:34 am

    Are we sure Haberman wasn’t watching something else?  I didn’t personally watch, but every other critique I have seen described the exact opposite of Maggie’s bullshit.

  6. 6.

    Yutsano

    November 16, 2022 at 1:40 am

    SPAAAAAAACE!!!

  7. 7.

    dm

    November 16, 2022 at 1:42 am

    How far are we from Haberman musing about cradling his loafer-clad foot in her lap?

  8. 8.

    Yutsano

    November 16, 2022 at 1:49 am

    UP SHE GOES!!!

  9. 9.

    JoyceH

    November 16, 2022 at 1:50 am

    A night launch! I didn’t know we did that.

  10. 10.

    kalakal

    November 16, 2022 at 1:52 am

    Yay!

  11. 11.

    M31

    November 16, 2022 at 1:52 am

    WOO HOO!!!!

  12. 12.

    kalakal

    November 16, 2022 at 1:53 am

    Now that was a nice birthday present. Thank you NASA

  13. 13.

    Hkedi [Kang T. Q.]

    November 16, 2022 at 1:54 am

    We have gone to space today…

  14. 14.

    bjacques

    November 16, 2022 at 1:56 am

    W00t! Main engine cutoff (MECO).

  15. 15.

    otmar

    November 16, 2022 at 1:57 am

    I have to say: very considerate from NASA to delay the launch so that I can watch it live over breakfast.

  16. 16.

    The Pale Scot

    November 16, 2022 at 1:58 am

    Eventually we will Haberman giving Trump a BJ on PH, before she gets blackjacked by Ivanka

  17. 17.

    MobiusKlein

    November 16, 2022 at 1:59 am

    Goin’ back to the moon.   What a night.  I want to say something petty about some guy, but

     

    nah

  18. 18.

    JoyceH

    November 16, 2022 at 2:00 am

    Watching a space launch makes me feel young again.

  19. 19.

    JoyceH

    November 16, 2022 at 2:01 am

    Watching a space launch makes me feel young again.

  20. 20.

    Redshift

    November 16, 2022 at 2:19 am

    What an awesome launch! To orbit in ten minutes!

  21. 21.

    Redshift

    November 16, 2022 at 2:21 am

    @JoyceH:

    A night launch! I didn’t know we did that.

    Yeah, I’ve been there for a few of them. There’s nothing like it, night turns to day.

  22. 22.

    eddie blake

    November 16, 2022 at 2:26 am

    ot- sooo just for the record, you know how we know that crime in nyc isn’t really a problem and has just been totally blown out of proportion by the media, the fascist gop and mayor cop?

    bc people walk around with their five hundred dollar smartphones out, earbuds in, oblivious to their surroundings and without a care in the world.

    back in the day? when shit was actually dangerous, you hadda walk around with your head on a swivel. these days people have their heads up their asses.

    it’s kind of amazing (and a bit infuriating when you’re trying to catch a train). but yeah, no one’s scared of a crimewave in nyc. some may have said they were, but their behavior gives away the game

    eta- go rocket! (also go knicks! they beat the jazz! pretty sweet.)

  23. 23.

    SectionH

    November 16, 2022 at 2:58 am

    @JoyceH: I’d just gotten home, and was reading NASA’s posts (yeah on my Twitter feed), and  I was reading “Oh shit, who knows when”, and then YES. Yeah, not the same as waiting for the countdown in real time, but I am so old I watched John Glenn’s first flight (from the floor of the gym at my elementary school with Everyone at the school.)  But since Challenger, I’m good with third hand cheering.

  24. 24.

    opiejeanne

    November 16, 2022 at 3:05 am

    @JoyceH: A night launch! I didn’t know we did that.

     

    Pffft. That’s how we’ll go to the sun.

  25. 25.

    SectionH

    November 16, 2022 at 3:16 am

    @eddie blake: there was a time when we were just driving to some convention in Orlando, and then WAIT WUT? –  Major Contrail Straight UP. All the cars, all of us just pulled over to watch. My memory takes over with smiles about that one.

    The night launch at the FL smofcon , which a bunch of ppl got into a couple of years later was apparently spectacular.

  26. 26.

    sukabi

    November 16, 2022 at 3:26 am

    soooo, Maggie got a new pair of kneepads…

  27. 27.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    November 16, 2022 at 3:35 am

    I’m so happy Artemis got a good launch. The company I used to work for provides support for NASA launches and I bet they were in their secure area helping for this one, too.

    I have a tiny connection to the SLS program, my current company did work on alloy samples a few months back.

  28. 28.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 16, 2022 at 4:16 am

    @opiejeanne:

    Pffft. That’s how we’ll go to the sun. 

    Sneak up on it in the middle of the night!  Brilliant!

  29. 29.

    JWR

    November 16, 2022 at 4:18 am

    Yikes. Maggie’s crush is showing!

    Maggie’s access is visibly growing again
    — FA (@FADCLDN) November 16, 2022

    From Tom Watson’s tweet. BYW, did anyone here actually read Haberman’s book, about which she told Stephen Colbert, “I don’t do ‘takes’, Stephen”, only to find that it was nothing but, oh, what’s the word, “takes”?

  30. 30.

    ColoradoGuy

    November 16, 2022 at 4:19 am

    Yay! To the Moon!

  31. 31.

    JWR

    November 16, 2022 at 4:38 am

    @sukabi:

    soooo, Maggie got a new pair of kneepads…

    Up vote. (And when I say up, I really mean UP! [Schwing!])

  32. 32.

    p.a.

    November 16, 2022 at 4:58 am

    Wikipedia: Although it was initially believed that remoras fed off particulate matter from the host’s meals, this has been shown to be false; in reality, their diets are composed primarily of host feces.[8

  33. 33.

    ColoradoGuy

    November 16, 2022 at 5:16 am

    @p.a.: As accurate a description of the GOP as I’ve ever seen.

  34. 34.

    Ruckus

    November 16, 2022 at 5:42 am

    @SectionH:

    8th grade when John Glenn went up. Have always wondered what it would be like to go. Never wondered enough though. Pretty amazing how the last 60 yrs have gone with space flight. It still doesn’t seem all that normal. It’s somewhat like commercial flight. 60 yrs ago it was done but nothing like now. I flew 19 yrs ago to New Zealand, non stop. 13 hrs. Sat next to a German fella who worked for an international company and 3 weeks later he was on the same flight coming back to L.A. It really has become a small world. Now if we could only get assholes to not start wars because their penis is way too small…..

  35. 35.

    Lady WereBear

    November 16, 2022 at 5:42 am

    @p.a.: Thanks, now I have “sharksucker diet” on my brain and I haven’t even finished my cocoa yet.

  36. 36.

    Ruckus

    November 16, 2022 at 5:43 am

    @ColoradoGuy:

    Second that.

  37. 37.

    Cameron

    November 16, 2022 at 5:59 am

    @p.a.: Sometimes I’ve considered Trump as a scarab beetle, a creature which was held sacred by some but which feasted on carrion and dung.

  38. 38.

    LiminalOwl

    November 16, 2022 at 6:01 am

    @kalakal: Happy birthday!

  39. 39.

    raven

    November 16, 2022 at 6:01 am

    ARTEMIS!!!!

  40. 40.

    raven

    November 16, 2022 at 6:16 am

    @Cameron: I vant to be Jung again!!!

  41. 41.

    ALurkSupreme

    November 16, 2022 at 6:34 am

    I think Haberman left a word out of that tweet.   “Growing visibly bored, ” maybe?

  42. 42.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 16, 2022 at 6:50 am

    So, the elephant in the room is that the other half of the Moon landing scheme is supposed to be dependent on, um, one of Elon Musk’s companies. (And it’s a really weird, over-engineered approach.) What do you think the odds are it actually happens?

  43. 43.

    Lady WereBear

    November 16, 2022 at 7:26 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I think ol’ Elon is rapidly becoming a virus to the financial world.

  44. 44.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 16, 2022 at 8:53 am

    @p.a.: I was about to post same. Remora journalist, remora journalism. And an endless supply of feces.

  45. 45.

    Cacti

    November 16, 2022 at 9:10 am

    MAGA Haberman would require surgery to have her head removed from Trump’s rectum.

  46. 46.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    November 16, 2022 at 10:30 am

    @eddie blake: I am sometimes surprised more people don’t get hit by cars or fall into construction zones..or down subway station steps.  I don’t even go into the city much but the sheer level of inattention is nuts.  Hapensin my building at work too, walking down stairs, halls, into elevators looking at their screen with their ear buds in.  I am going to start letting them walk into me because I am sick of it.. Except they would probably break my recently replaced knee and I would be seen as at fault….  Ok I’ll be over here yell at the kids to get off my lawn.

  47. 47.

    Paul in KY

    November 16, 2022 at 11:50 am

    @The Pale Scot: She probably had to give him a BJ to get the access she got.

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