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You are here: Home / Sports / Tuesday Afternoon World Cup Open Thread: Portugal vs Switzerland

Tuesday Afternoon World Cup Open Thread: Portugal vs Switzerland

by Anne Laurie|  December 6, 20221:35 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Sports, World Cup

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Portugal vs Switzerland in RO16

Lets run it back 🐐🔥pic.twitter.com/E2zPyf704Z

— CR7 Rap Rhymes (@cr7raprhymes) December 2, 2022

SportsMole:

After both qualified for the World Cup knockout phase with two wins from three, Group H winners Portugal meet Group G runners-up Switzerland at Lusail Stadium on Tuesday.

In one of just two all-European ties amid a diverse last 16, two teams who experienced very different fortunes in their final group fixtures contest a precious place in the quarter-finals.

A successful start to their Qatar 2022 campaign left Portugal needing just a point in the final round of group matches to be certain of finishing first, and qualification for the knockout stages had already been assured…

When they last met their Swiss counterparts in the UEFA Nations League earlier this year, there were two very different outcomes in the space of a few days: Portugal were comprehensive 4-0 winners in Lisbon – with Ronaldo bagging a first-half brace – before Switzerland then turned the tables with a 1-0 victory in Geneva.

After that summertime win in the Nations League, Switzerland went on to beat both Spain and the Czech Republic in the same competition, before kicking off their improbable quest for a first World Cup by winning two of their first three games in Qatar…

The Swiss have never before won three matches at a single World Cup finals, and have failed to reach the quarter-finals in their past seven attempts, but just 90 minutes – plus perhaps a little more – now separates Murat Yakin’s side from such a feat this year.

Not since they hosted the World Cup in 1954 have Switzerland reached the last eight, but having seen off neighbours and reigning world champions France to make the quarters at last year’s Euros, a squad well versed in the ebbs and flows of knockout football will surely fancy their chances on Tuesday.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 1:53 pm

    This will be a fun one to watch because I’m not overly pressed about who wins. I suppose I lean slightly more towards Switzerland, but not much.

  2. 2.

    JML

    December 6, 2022 at 2:06 pm

    Rooting for the Swiss; ABR (Anybody But Ronaldo).

  3. 3.

    eclare

    December 6, 2022 at 2:08 pm

    @JML:   Same.

  4. 4.

    Haydnseek

    December 6, 2022 at 2:17 pm

    @Alison Rose:  When it comes to Switzerland I’ve always been neutral.

  5. 5.

    phdesmond

    December 6, 2022 at 2:23 pm

    GOAL! Portugal 1-0 Switzerland (Ramos 17).

  6. 6.

    JML

    December 6, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    2-0 Portugal, who needs Ronaldo?

  7. 7.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    gonna be hard for the Swiss to fight back from this, it seems

  8. 8.

    phdesmond

    December 6, 2022 at 2:41 pm

    GOAL! Portugal 2-0 Switzerland (Pepe 33).

  9. 9.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    Yeah, looks like this one is pretty much done. I mean…not 100%, but like 99.8%

  10. 10.

    phdesmond

    December 6, 2022 at 3:18 pm

    the winner is clear.

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    LOL I look away for two minutes and the Swiss sneak one in. At least they won’t be shut out.

  12. 12.

    JML

    December 6, 2022 at 3:28 pm

    Bench Ronaldo, his replacement checks in with a hat trick. LOLOLOL

  13. 13.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    I think Sommer is just fucking done, LOL

  14. 14.

    Dadadadadadada

    December 6, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    And the honor of Iberia is (somewhat) restored (for now)!

  15. 15.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    QFs are gonna be fun.

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    December 6, 2022 at 4:01 pm

    LOLOL at the NYT’s headline: Spain, fond of passing, bows out meekly when forced to shoot.

  17. 17.

    phdesmond

    December 6, 2022 at 4:37 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    good one!

  18. 18.

    billcinsd

    December 6, 2022 at 6:07 pm

    Many people were saying pre-WC that Portugal was being hamstrung by the managers requirement to play everything through CR7. Today seems to prove that sentiment correct.

  19. 19.

    Paul in KY

    December 7, 2022 at 7:56 am

    @Haydnseek: Well played…

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