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You are here: Home / Politics / GOP Death Cult / Wednesday Evening Open Thread: The GOP Circular Firing Squad Assembles

Wednesday Evening Open Thread: The GOP Circular Firing Squad Assembles

by Anne Laurie|  December 7, 20226:00 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

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Trump has now cost Republicans three Georgia senate races in two years, which is remarkable given that Georgia is a predominantly Republican state which has only two senators.

— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) December 7, 2022

A salty Mollie is basically blaming Mitch McConnell for all of this. Alllllrighty then. pic.twitter.com/oZ0w5pzrZs

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) December 7, 2022


With Walker’s defeat tonight, Trump’s final record in these races is 2-14 https://t.co/PCsCDAT1EQ

— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) December 7, 2022

well ahh i was thinking we could try being ahhh more racist https://t.co/Wp81vqo9td pic.twitter.com/DodllX7uqe

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) December 7, 2022

Georgia is a reminder that Rick Scott isn’t just awful at who he is, he’s awful at what he does

Trump deserves blame but so does Scott for going along with nutter candidates. McConnell, e.g. would have intervened in primary fights more in Scott’s role

— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) December 7, 2022

lmao because you’re a party full of crooks who are constantly scheming to steal everything that isn’t nailed down, which means you can’t fundraise anything without *guys exactly like you* frantically jamming your hands in the pot https://t.co/Kgl3104AGR

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) December 7, 2022

You know what would be a good idea? If we took the guy who is famous for embezzling Medicare money and made him the guy in between donors and candidates.

— Peter MacDonald (@PikeBot) December 7, 2022

NEW: Trump Called ‘Albatross’ on GOP by Senate No. 2 Republican John Thune @LauraLitvan via @bpolitics @SenJohnThune https://t.co/WdopcxXNGk

— Mike Dorning (@MikeDorning) December 7, 2022

Former President Donald Trump’s persistent false claims about the 2020 election were an obstacle for GOP candidates and a leading reason the party performed poorly in the midterms, two prominent Republicans said a day after the party suffered another stinging midterm defeat.

“I think his obsession with the 2020 election became an albatross and a real liability for people who were running, especially in swing states,” Senator John Thune, the No. 2 Senate Republican, told reporters in the wake of Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock’s victory Tuesday in a Georgia run-off with Trump-backed Herschel Walker…

Utah Republican Senator Mitt Romney, who has frequently sparred with Trump, said winning the backing of the former president has meant a candidate’s likely to win a party primary but lose a general election.

“For someone who actually wants to win an election, getting endorsed by President Trump is the kiss of death,” Romney said.

The remarks by Thune and Romney are the latest signal that many congressional Republicans are seeking to distance themselves from the former president. Thune said Trump’s insistence that candidates he endorsed back his claim that he won and Joe Biden lost in 2020 was a significant setback for the party.

LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN!

Underrated possibility the 2024 primary becomes Trump Alumni airing each other's dirty laundry https://t.co/jXjFowm3mN

— ProofOfBurden (@ProofofBurden) December 6, 2022

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  1. 1.

    Layer8Problem

    December 7, 2022 at 6:08 pm

    Reposting from downstairs.

    Hey, this seems to be an actual thing.

    https://mastodon.online/@[email protected]/109474596943074270

    RT @maggieastor
    Barring a breakthrough, @nytimes staff will walk out from midnight to 11:59pm Thursday, Dec. 8.

    We’re asking readers to stand with us on the digital picket line and not visit any NYT platforms tomorrow. Read local news. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

  2. 2.

    West of the Rockies

    December 7, 2022 at 6:12 pm

    “A salty Mollie” sounds like a drink order.

  3. 3.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    @West of the Rockies: MDMArgarita?

  4. 4.

    cain

    December 7, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    @Layer8Problem:

    I have no problems not visiting the NYT. What is the strike about? Perhaps I should visit the NYTimes Pitchbot to find out. :-)

  5. 5.

    eclare

    December 7, 2022 at 6:14 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur:   LOL!

  6. 6.

    Westyny

    December 7, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    Just a reminder that Peter Baker is an asshole and an energy vampire.  Not that most here need to be reminded.

  7. 7.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 7, 2022 at 6:21 pm

    OT: AOC is apparently under investigation by the House Ethics Committee. For what, hasn’t been released

  8. 8.

    kindness

    December 7, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    I’ll do better than requested.  I’ll never visit the GD NY Times.  Not one thin dime will they ever get from me again.

  9. 9.

    kindness

    December 7, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    Moderation help please.  I changed my email address.

  10. 10.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    December 7, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    Well, when it comes to Republicans in disarray, I continue to root for injuries (not physical injuries.. injuries to their political and financial well being).

  11. 11.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @kindness: You should really consider the consequences before you do these things.

  12. 12.

    MattF

    December 7, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    So, John Bolton sees himself as the man of the hour. Apparently everyone has forgotten that the ‘bombshell’ memoir he wrote turned out to be a tiny little fart. People need to recall the massacre of 2016, when Trump was the only GOP candidate with an actual personality. Yes, a narcissistic, psychopathic personality— but that was enough to make all the other candidates look ridiculous.

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:26 pm

    Georgia is a reminder that Rick Scott isn’t just awful at who he is, he’s awful at what he does

    Did Batboy go to Georgia to campaign for Dump dung candidates?

  14. 14.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    @MattF: They all had the same personality as Trump, whiny and petty, just less bombastically so.

  15. 15.

    Cheez Whiz

    December 7, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    I’m boltin’ from Boltin.

  16. 16.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    well ahh i was thinking we could try being ahhh more racist

    “Well,” suggested the fascist turtle, “we could be a bigger shitpile of bigots and imbeciles.  We can bring in Klansmen and Nazis too!  Ah yup.”

  17. 17.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: We can bring in Klansmen and Nazis too!  Ah yup.”

    They could certainly stand to grow their coalition, but I thought those very fine people were already part of it.

  18. 18.

    Geminid

    December 7, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): These ethics investigations usually go on for months and result in no action or at most a reprimand.

  19. 19.

    Frankensteinbeck

    December 7, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur:

    Trump called Mexicans rapists.  That is when he took the lead and kept it.  Everything else is a detail.

  20. 20.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    NEW: Trump Called ‘Albatross’ on GOP by Senate No. 2 Republican John Thune @LauraLitvan via @bpolitics @SenJohnThune

    Boo fucking hoo!  🎶You built this!🎶🖕

  21. 21.

    David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch

    December 7, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    I’m getting tired of so much winning

  22. 22.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Trump Called ‘Albatross’ on GOP by Senate No. 2 Republican John Thune

    Samuel Taylor Coleridge needs to answer for 220 years of libel and  slander against a magnificent bird.

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: True, but can I have some artistic license while mocking a party that’s been a shitpile for longer than I’ve been alive?

  24. 24.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: Haha.  I see you let Iron Maiden off the hook. 😁

  25. 25.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’m sorry, your artistic license expired on your last birthday. There will be a 60 dollar late fee in addition to the 40 renewal.

    Haha.  I see you let Iron Maiden off the hook. 😁

    No lo conozco

  26. 26.

    Kay

    December 7, 2022 at 6:41 pm

    Michael Hobbes
    @RottenInDenmark
    “Cancel culture” is now calling libraries, inviting yourself to be a guest speaker and throwing a tantrum when they decline.

    Michael Hobbes
    @RottenInDenmark
    I am not exaggerating. Literally cold-calling random libraries and demanding to be given a speaking slot.

    Lol. It’s really getting fun now, how ridiculous they are :)

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:41 pm

    When you challenge the Constitution itself, that is un-American. If the current GOP presidential candidates don’t repudiate Trump, I’m prepared to get in the race.

    Whem you have lost John Warboner Bolton…

     

  28. 28.

    ian

    December 7, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    Bolton published an article not long ago calling for (guess what else?) regime change in Iran.  In that same article, he bitterly complained that U.S. policy was too pro-Palestinian.

    Some leopards can’t change their spots.  It also says a lot about the contemporary Republican party that *John Bolton* is considered the voice of reason.

  29. 29.

    Barbara

    December 7, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    “Winning in the general” at least in some states requires Trump loyalists to consider it worth their while to show up and vote for Republican candidates. It’s still not clear to me whether a sufficient percentage of Trump voters will be reliable Republican voters, or voters at all, to swing elections in purple states.

  30. 30.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Republicans have been challenging the Constitution my whole life, just not verbally.

    With Republicans, words speak louder than actions.

  31. 31.

    David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch

    December 7, 2022 at 6:44 pm

    FTFNYT – today

     Walker’s loss will almost certainly lead to soul-searching for a Republican Party

    FTFNYT – Dec 21, 1924

    Berlin — Adolph Hitler, once the demi-god of the reactionary extremists, was released from imprisonment at Fortress Landsberg, Bavaria, today and immediately left in an auto for Munich. He looked a much sadder and wiser man today than last Spring when he, with Ludendorff and other radical extremists, appeared before a Munich court charged with conspiracy to overthrow the government.

    zebra can’t change its stripes

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    December 7, 2022 at 6:46 pm

    @kindness: You have been freed.  The next comment with the new email should go right through.

  33. 33.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @MattF:

    the ‘bombshell’ memoir he wrote turned out to be a tiny little fart 

    Nominated.

  34. 34.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    @Barbara: It’s still not clear to me whether a significant percentage of Trump voters will be reliable Republican voters, or voters at all.

    Among the Trump-adherent voters I know, two were reliable D voters previously. One was writing Ron Paul in for every Presidential cycle. Two have been reliable R voters forever. One moved to Utah to hide from Democrats.

  35. 35.

    CaseyL

    December 7, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    So the GOP is turning on McConnell now? The one who turned the Federalist Society agenda into actual policy, and enabled stacking the courts with those fascist hairbrains? The one who made their dreams reality? That McConnell?

    Trying to figure out who is the scorpion here, and who is the frog. But mostly hoping for a matter-antimatter reaction, and mutual anhialation.

  36. 36.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @CaseyL: There asshats don’t know which side their bread is buttered on.

  37. 37.

    different-church-lady

    December 7, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    @Layer8Problem: ​
     

    We’re asking readers to stand with us on the digital picket line and not visit any NYT platforms tomorrow.

    Uhhh… no problem? No problem at all?

  38. 38.

    Kay

    December 7, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    Ugh. It’s so humiliating that Ohio got stuck with the low quality Trump Senator. Just about everyone else rejected Trump’s crap candidates except my awful state.

  39. 39.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    @different-church-lady: I usually read the front page of the NYT and never pay. I’m already halfway there.

  40. 40.

    Anoniminous

    December 7, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    @MattF: ​
     
    I’m so old I remember 2015 and how the Republican Establishment was going to ensure JEB! would waltz through the primaries and skate right on into the White House.

  41. 41.

    David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch

    December 7, 2022 at 6:52 pm

     With Walker’s defeat tonight, Trump’s final record in these races is 2-14

    It won’t be too long before Dump says, “I don’t know Donald Trump. I’ve never heard of him. I wouldn’t recognize him if he was standing next to me.”

  42. 42.

    Dangerman

    December 7, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    So, what do the sane Republicans do when Trump is indicted? They want/need the MFer to go away (MAL is acceptable, but if its Supermax, that works, too). Coming to his defense only helps the Dude win the nomination in 2024.

    Damn, I don’t have enough popcorn.

  43. 43.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    @Anoniminous: the Republican Establishment was going to ensure JEB! would waltz through the primaries and skate right on into the White House.

    JEB! is far past his prime and definitely not up to the task of waltzing on skates.

  44. 44.

    geg6

    December 7, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    For my entire political life, the story has always been “Democrats in disarray!”  We’re talking my first presidential vote was for Mondale, my first GOTV was for Carter before was even eligible to vote and my first interest in politics was sparked by the Kennedys in my childhood.  It’s really nice that the shoe is on the other foot.

  45. 45.

    WaterGirl

    December 7, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Trump called Mexicans rapists.  That is when he took the lead and kept it.  Everything else is a detail.

    That’s it in a nutshell.  With skills like that, you should think about writing a book! :-)

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    @Anoniminous: It’s gonna be Rubio!

  47. 47.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    @Dangerman: So, what do the sane Republicans do when Trump is indicted?

    Whom are you referring to? Would a post it note be too long for the list or I have this scrap of confetti.

  48. 48.

    Kay

    December 7, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    Peter Schorsch
    @PeterSchorschFL
    ·2h
    Republican state Rep. @JosephBHarding, author of the controversial parental rights in education bill, has been indicted for wire fraud, money laundering, and making false statements.

    He robbed the (federal) Small Business Disaster Assistance loan program.

  49. 49.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 7, 2022 at 6:57 pm

    @Dangerman:

    the sane Republicans 

    Do you need that popcorn because you’ve been smoking something? 😁

  50. 50.

    WaterGirl

    December 7, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @Kay: What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  51. 51.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: Oh, that’s a much longer list…

  52. 52.

    Another Scott

    December 7, 2022 at 7:02 pm

    John (3) Afghanistan -> welcome the talking (?); 5,000 troops to Columbia Bolton doesn’t have much of a constituency in today’s GQP.

    Maybe TFG will go on the ultrapouty warpath and demand to be selected Speaker. That would be fun.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  53. 53.

    prostratedragon

    December 7, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: ​ The mariner wore the albatross about his neck because he had shot it as it pointed the way to safety. I don’t think TFG is that to the party.
    @Kay: ​
    Hah-hah! //Muntz

  54. 54.

    Bill Arnold

    December 7, 2022 at 7:06 pm

    The replies in the referenced Greg Price thread ( https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1600336079860604928 ) made me smile. Republicans will continue to lose when  they are so detached from electoral reality, or even just basic everyday reality. Some of them seriously believe that un-electable/badly-flawed candidates were good candidates, and/or that Democrats like Fetterman are stupid.  (A glance at his educational history on wikipedia suggests not.)

  55. 55.

    David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch

    December 7, 2022 at 7:07 pm

     The author of Florida’s Don’t Say Gay bill, Republican state Rep. @JosephBHarding, has been indicted for wire fraud, money laundering, and making false statements.

    Only the best people

  56. 56.

    David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch

    December 7, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    Marjorie Taylor Greene said it is “extremely insulting” that the Herschel Walker campaign didn’t ask her to campaign statewide for him.

    I love the smell of circular firing squads in the morning. That smell, that disarray smell – smells like victory.

  57. 57.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @prostratedragon: I reply to the reference I have, not the reference that might be correct or the one I hope to have in the future.

  58. 58.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 7, 2022 at 7:10 pm

    @Geminid:

    Thanks. I assumed that this was serious

  59. 59.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 7, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    @Kay:

    Wow, what a surprise. The guy “standing up for parental rights” is a criminal lol

  60. 60.

    Kathleen

    December 7, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    @David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch: Adolph Hitler learned his lesson.

  61. 61.

    Kathleen

    December 7, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @Kay: Weren’t 3 Dems elected to the School Board where their powers will now be handed over to the governor?

    Are you familiar with Blue Ohio, David Pepper’s newly formed organization?

  62. 62.

    prostratedragon

    December 7, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: ​ I was really thinking of the party man who raised the subject.

  63. 63.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 7, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    @Kay:

    Tell me about it Kay. This fucking place is horrible. Recently, the R state legislature was drafting legislation to try to change the threshold for Yes votes on citizen-initiated ballot questions from a simple majority to 60%. But proposals placed on the ballot originating from the Statehouse only need 50% to pass of course still 🙄

  64. 64.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    @prostratedragon: Fair, I was just eager to remind people there was once a Donald Rumsfeld

    In other Donald Rumsfeld news, Donald Rumsfeld is still dead.

  65. 65.

    TriassicSands

    December 7, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    @Another Scott: Maybe TFG will go on the ultrapouty warpath and demand to be selected Speaker.

    That would be entertaining, but unless he were assured of winning, I doubt the Loser would be willing to risk it. I don’t think the House Republicans would vote for him. I mean, they’re stupid, but are they dumb enough to put a complete incompetent in charge? Oh, wait, they’re may elect Trump’s Toady. Never mind. They’re definitely that stupid.

  66. 66.

    Kathleen

    December 7, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    @Layer8Problem: Thanks to New York Times Pitchbot we won’t miss a beat of anti Biden/Harris propaganda.

  67. 67.

    Alison Rose

    December 7, 2022 at 7:23 pm

    @David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch: Oh God, that made me laugh so hard. CRY MORE, YOU LUNATIC HARPY.

  68. 68.

    Dan B

    December 7, 2022 at 7:23 pm

    @Kay: Such karma.  But he wrote the law to make LGBTQ people invisible when it should have been making a boatload of youth pastors sent up the river.  Looks like he’ll be in Leavenwoth soon.

  69. 69.

    Mike in NC

    December 7, 2022 at 7:25 pm

    Republican state Rep. @JosephBHarding, author of the controversial parental rights in education bill, has been indicted for wire fraud, money laundering, and making false statements.

    That’s the infamous “Don’t Say Gay” bill. He even looks like a Nazi. Maybe let him open up an office in Trump Tower since he’s so qualified to work there.

  70. 70.

    Dan B

    December 7, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    @Mike in NC: One commenter described the looks of the Don’t Say Gay bill as, “A bucket head”.

  71. 71.

    geg6

    December 7, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    it’s Trump toady all the way down.  Apparently Andy Biggs is mounting a challenge against McCarthy.  Hilarious.

  72. 72.

    billcinsd

    December 7, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @TriassicSands: I hope you don’t think McCarthy is competent

  73. 73.

    billcinsd

    December 7, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I met John Thune in High School. He would not have known what an albatross was if it crapped on him

  74. 74.

    Scout211

    December 7, 2022 at 7:46 pm

    Four Trump properties were searched and 2 more classified documents were found.

    CNN — 
    Two documents with classified markings were found in a Florida storage unit during a search by a team hired by former President Donald Trump’s lawyers, a person familiar with the situation told CNN.

    Those documents were handed over to the FBI. No other documents with classified markings were found during a search of four of Trump’s properties, the source said.

    The team of two searched Trump Tower in New York, the Bedminster golf club, an office location in Florida, and the storage unit where the two documents were found and where the General Services Administration had shipped Trump’s belongings after he left the White House.

    The four searches came amid lingering concerns from the Justice Department that not all documents had been returned to the federal government. Carried out in recent weeks, the searches were overseen by Trump’s legal team, another source familiar with the matter told CNN.

  75. 75.

    Geminid

    December 7, 2022 at 7:47 pm

    @geg6: Is Andy Biggs the twitchy one? The one whose family denounced him?

    I realize this might not narrow down the search much.

  76. 76.

    prostratedragon

    December 7, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    Happy 180th to the New York Philharmonic Orchestra!

    First movement, Symphony no. 9 “From the New World,” Dvorak/Alan Gilbert

  77. 77.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 7, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    @geg6:

    It’d be funnier if weren’t for things like the looming debt ceiling limit. Hopefully, Congress can push that back as far as possible with some kind of deal in the lame duck, probably the 2023 NDAA

  78. 78.

    kalakal

    December 7, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    Greetings Earthlings

    https://twitter.com/ThePlanetaryGuy/status/1599815417362812931?s=20&t=KNE3YCAPF0iLUBW7FFbBMA

  79. 79.

    Bex

    December 7, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    @Scout211: Did they search the grave on the golf course?

  80. 80.

    Elizabelle

    December 7, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    @Geminid:   That’s Paul Gosar.

  81. 81.

    Scout211

    December 7, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    @Bex: Did they search the grave on the golf course?

    Nope. That must be why they only found two. ;-)

  82. 82.

    Geminid

    December 7, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    @Elizabelle: Whew! Now I’m not so worried.

  83. 83.

    Layer8Problem

    December 7, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​ I just saw your question about the Times situation from two posts back. Here’s a piece talking about it:
    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/12/new-york-times-walkout/amp

  84. 84.

    WaterGirl

    December 7, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    @Scout211: I think this falls under the category of “I’ll be good mommy, please don’t punish me for what I did, see, I’m being good now!”

  85. 85.

    Steeplejack

    December 7, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    * DVR Alert *

    Coming up at 2:45 a.m. EST on TCM: Wong Kar-Wai’s In the Mood for Love (2000). “A man (Tony Leung Chiu Wai) and a woman (Maggie Cheung Man-yuk) living in a Singapore building wonder about the frequent absences of their spouses.” Hard to describe, but an engrossing movie. Trailer here.

    Also streaming on HBO Max and the Criterion Collection.

  86. 86.

    WaterGirl

    December 7, 2022 at 8:16 pm

    @Layer8Problem: Thank you!  I had just found that article.

    Part of me wanted to say fuck the NYT but I am a Union girl, so I guess I’ll boycott Wordle tomorrow.

  87. 87.

    Edmund Dantes

    December 7, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    The trump documents was a search by his own side again. It was not an fbi search. I don’t get why we are still at the stage where the DOJ is still at the stage of allowing trump’s side to do these searches on their own. But that is where we are at.

     

    Best part is Trump supposedly hired an outside group to do it. So chances more documents were seen by people that shouldn’t be looking at them. High.

  88. 88.

    Jeffro

    December 7, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    It’s going to be a hoot watching GOP “establishment” pols like Thune, Ryan, etc try very hard to get the party to moderate its views without coming out and just saying it:

    “guys, we have to be less obviously rac…we need to quit embracing Naz…er…um…oh hell I give up…parents’ rights!”

    brought to you by the Party That Offers Nothing But Tax Cuts for the Rich + Racism

  89. 89.

    Edmund Dantes

    December 7, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    I also love this notion like McConnell could have done anything different. GOP primary voters picked these candidates.

    this isn’t a case of Virginia where the party stepped in to pick a candidate (youngkin) to avoid this stuff.

  90. 90.

    BenCisco 🇺🇸🎖️🖥️♦️

    December 7, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    Great googly moogly this quote:

     

    “Herschel was like a plane crash into a train wreck that rolled into a dumpster fire. And an orphanage. Then an animal shelter. You kind of had to watch it squinting through one eye between your fingers,” said Dan McLagan, an adviser to Agriculture Commissioner Gary Black, one of Walker’s defeated rivals in the GOP primary.”

    🤦🏾‍♂️

  91. 91.

    livewyre

    December 7, 2022 at 8:25 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: Hey, if he can’t seem to stop incriminating himself, and this gives him more rope to do it with (e.g. they know he’s holding out), then I say go wild.

  92. 92.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    December 7, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    @Jeffro: But wait! If you act now, the party will throw in misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia! That’s right… tax cuts, racism PLUS an amazing deal of misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia all for the low, low price of your immortal soul!

  93. 93.

    Another Scott

    December 7, 2022 at 8:36 pm

    @Scout211: Not Doral?  Where he had that Saudi golf tournament?  They didn’t search there??!??

    The FBI should get a warrant to search every place he has been since January 2017 until every molecule with classified markings has been found.

    Grr…,
    Scott.

  94. 94.

    phdesmond

    December 7, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    @Qrop Non Sequitur:

    googled:

    Your search – “Coleridge unfair to albatrosses” – did not match any documents.

  95. 95.

    Mike in NC

    December 7, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    @Edmund Dantes:  Been obvious for six years that Trump treats highly classified national security documents the way the rest of us would treat the used wrapper of a Big Mac.

  96. 96.

    Steeplejack

    December 7, 2022 at 8:42 pm

    @Layer8Problem:

    The crossword comes out at 10:00 the night before, and I’ll do the Wordle at 12:01 a.m. Then I promise to leave.

  97. 97.

    TriassicSands

    December 7, 2022 at 8:47 pm

    @billcinsd:

    I wrote: Oh, wait, they may elect Trump’s Toady. Never mind.

    Trump’s Toady is McCarthy, so of course I don’t think he is competent.

  98. 98.

    Jeffro

    December 7, 2022 at 8:47 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: so on point that my sides hurt – thanks!   =)

  99. 99.

    TriassicSands

    December 7, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    @geg6:

    Ironically, we don’t want them to elect a competent speaker, not that there are a lot of competent candidates.* While chaos in the House is not good for the country, there is nothing I can think of that the GOP wants to do this IS good for the country.

    *Are there any? With more than 218 representatives, there must be at least one Republican representative who isn’t a complete idiot. I just can’t think of any offhand.

  100. 100.

    Geminid

    December 7, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: The way I saw it, Youngkin picked Youngkin.

    Last year, in the runup to the decision by the Virginia Republican Central Commitees on how to choose their candidates for statewide office, the political magazine Bearing Drift put up an interesting article about the process. The GOP rules in most state require primaries. A minority of states require caucuses followed by a state convention. Virginia was the only one where either route was an option.

    This, the writer pointed out, could potentially allow someone to shape the outcome by shaping the process. I think Glenn Youngkin noticed this and “worked” the Central Committee members.

    In the event, the Committee picked an odd “Disassembled Convention” process with short deadlines that played into the hands of the better funded and better networked candidate. That was Youngkin.

  101. 101.

    The Moar You Know

    December 7, 2022 at 8:54 pm

    Marjorie Taylor Greene said it is “extremely insulting” that the Herschel Walker campaign didn’t ask her to campaign statewide for him.

    @David 🦃The Establishment🥧 Koch: I agree.  If I come to see a freak show, I wanna see a fuckin freak show.

  102. 102.

    TriassicSands

    December 7, 2022 at 8:54 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: …all for the low, low price of your immortal soul!

    And every penny we can steal…

  103. 103.

    Qrop Non Sequitur

    December 7, 2022 at 9:40 pm

    @phdesmond: It was indirect, perhaps unintended. But Coleridge enabled this the moment the metaphor fell into misuse as illustrated beautifully by prostratedragon upthread.

    All to respond to Thune who, like me, likely never read that story since high school.

    An anchor would make a lovely metaphor. Not as in stability but more open ocean tethered to passengers instead of the ship. ⚓️

  104. 104.

    Shalimar

    December 7, 2022 at 10:28 pm

    • @billcinsd: What kind lf competence does it take to drive a clown car?  It’s not like House Republicans have any legislation they want passed.  McCarthy would be a disaster trying to do Pelosi’s job, but that isn’t what they want him to do.  His job is to point the shit-slingers towards the wall.  He will fail hilariously at that, but so will anyone else they pick instead.
  105. 105.

    phdesmond

    December 7, 2022 at 10:35 pm

    Caroline Randall Walker is on Lawrence’s msnbc show next.  she got this in the Atlantic:

     

    in the Atlantic:

    Walker’s candidacy is a fundamental assault by the Republican Party on the dignity of Black Americans. How dare they so cynically use this buffoon as a shield for their obvious failings to meet the needs and expectations of Black voters? They hold him up and say, “See, our voters don’t mind his race. We’re not a racist party. We have Black people on our side too.” Parading Walker at rallies like some kind of blue-ribbon livestock does not mean you have Black people on your side. What it means is that you are promoting a charlatan—a man morally and intellectually bereft enough, blithely egomaniacal enough, to sing and dance on the world stage against his own best interest. Is he in on the joke? Does he know they picked him to save money on boot black and burnt cork, this man who made his name by bringing the master glory on the master’s field, who got comfortable eating from the master’s table?

  106. 106.

    Shalimar

    December 7, 2022 at 10:36 pm

    @TriassicSands: A rumor was floated recently that Democrats and a handful of more moderate Republicans were trying to draft recently retired Fred Upton as a compromise choice.  He’s an unempathetic asshole just like every other Republican, but competent, and probably the best you could hope for from a current member of the party.

  107. 107.

    rikyrah

    December 7, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    Dolt45 didn’t force the GOP primary voters to select these awful candidates😒

  108. 108.

    Geminid

    December 7, 2022 at 10:46 pm

    @Shalimar: Fred Upton was one of the 10 House Republican Impeachers. It would probably take the votes of the entire Democratic Caucus to get him to 218.

    I guess that could happen. I still think the Republicans will elect McCarthy or failing that, elect Scalise. But their meetings the days (and nights too) before the opening session could be “lit,” as the youngs say.

  109. 109.

    Ken

    December 7, 2022 at 11:19 pm

    @Scout211: I suppose we’re lucky he kept up the payments on the storage unit. Otherwise the documents might have ended up on Storage Wars.

    “Let’s see what’s in this box… Old Time magazines, junk. Original cast recording of Cats, might find a vinyl fan. Classified report on Israeli nuclear forces… might know someone….”

  110. 110.

    Citizen Alan

    December 7, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    @Mike in NC: Bullshit. None of us would ever eat a used Burger King wrapper.

  111. 111.

    Tom Levenson

    December 7, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    @WaterGirl: All of it/them, Katie.

  112. 112.

    James E Powell

    December 8, 2022 at 12:25 am

    @Shalimar:

    The last thing I want to see at the top of the Republican pile is competence.

    Send in the clowns!

  113. 113.

    Shalimar

    December 8, 2022 at 2:31 am

    @Geminid: Republicans are cowards.   The only way Upton or any other compromise candidate with Democrats gets elected is if more than half the Republican caucus agrees to them.  They need cover from numbers to protect themselves from the blowback.

    That won’t happen on the 1st ballot.  But it is possible after X failed votes, because I think it will be easier to get to 111 than to get those last 10 votes to 218.  There are dozens of nutcases in the House now who hate all attempts at authority.

  114. 114.

    GoBlueInOak

    December 8, 2022 at 2:35 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s two complaints filed by right wing orgs over her comped ticket to the Met gala & for her “Tax the Rich” dress she wore at the event.

    Stop falling for right wing wurlitzer BS.

  115. 115.

    Paul in KY

    December 8, 2022 at 8:36 am

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: Coleridge did counsel against killing them in his verse.

  116. 116.

    Paul in KY

    December 8, 2022 at 8:39 am

    @Kay: JD Vance, while a POS wanker, was a much, much better candidate than Walker. Also Se. Warnock was a better candidate than Ryan, IMO.

  117. 117.

    Paul in KY

    December 8, 2022 at 8:41 am

    @Another Scott: That would be fun! Would love to see the press asking McCarthy about it all the time.

  118. 118.

    Kosh III

    December 8, 2022 at 9:08 am

    @Kay: “Ugh. It’s so humiliating that Ohio got stuck with the low quality Trump Senator. Just about everyone else rejected Trump’s crap candidates except my awful state.’

    Don’t complain, you could be Tennessee with Sen. Marsha Fraking Blackburn.

  119. 119.

    catclub

    December 8, 2022 at 9:28 am

    @Qrop Non Sequitur: ​
     

    No lo conozco

    is “Yo no lo conozco” “Don’t I know it?”

    so rhymey

  120. 120.

    Just One More Canuck

    December 8, 2022 at 9:46 am

    @mrmoshpotato: When you give your child a middle name like “Warboner”, it pretty much sets his destiny in motion

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