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You are here: Home / Sports / World Cup Quarterfinals Morning Open Thread: Croatia vs Brazil

World Cup Quarterfinals Morning Open Thread: Croatia vs Brazil

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20229:45 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Sports, World Cup

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🚨| Brazil XI vs Croatia. 🇧🇷 pic.twitter.com/ch6XrOrXBS

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) December 9, 2022

🚨| Croatia XI vs Brazil. 🇭🇷 pic.twitter.com/lsceNbvezW

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) December 9, 2022

Al Jazeera:

Croatia is bracing itself for a “terrifying” Brazilian squad that’s eyeing its sixth World Cup after convincingly thumping South Korea 4-1 in the round of 16.

“Brazil is the favourite, let’s face it,” Croatia’s manager Zlatko Dalic told reporters in Doha on Tuesday. “Brazil is the most powerful and the best national team at the World Cup.”…

Croatia, who stunned Japan 3-1 on penalties in their first elimination match after drawing 1-1 — their third tie of the tournament, apart from steamrolling Canada 4-1 — head into Friday’s match a colossal underdog, despite their runner-up finish at the 2018 World Cup…

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52Comments

  1. 1.

    phdesmond

    December 9, 2022 at 10:32 am

    Brasil, Brasil!

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 10:37 am

    @phdesmond: Hrvatska!!

  3. 3.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2022 at 10:39 am

    Croatia is holding up well.

    My TV feed is really tiled and patchy.  I am wondering if this is a local issue or nationwide?

  4. 4.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 10:46 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Mine is clear, no issues.

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2022 at 10:50 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Thanks.  Probably local then.

  6. 6.

    Paul in KY

    December 9, 2022 at 10:59 am

    Croatia really hanging in there. Impressed. Modric still great. Brasil needs to get the ball to their superstar forwards to win this game.

  7. 7.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 11:05 am

    On the one hand, Croatia knocked out Japan, so I want them to lose.

    On the other hand, I tend to always root for whomever is playing Brazil.

  8. 8.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 11:08 am

    Look at the screen and see “Voice of Dr Joe Machnik” and I swear to God, for half a second, I thought it said Manchin and I was like THE FUCK?

  9. 9.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 11:11 am

    Rooting for the underdog here.

  10. 10.

    Mike E

    December 9, 2022 at 11:30 am

    An evenly matched, “attritional” tilt…it will come down to an errant bounce or a wonder goal (or penalties). Fox is having a sad over the low score nature of high-level world futbol, I have no doubt.

  11. 11.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 11:35 am

    @Mike E:   I ain’t got no crystal ball, but I’ve thought since about ’60 we’re going to penalties.

  12. 12.

    Paul in KY

    December 9, 2022 at 11:47 am

    Do not grok why Alisson is starting over Ederson.  I am a MC guy, so I luvs me some Ederson.

  13. 13.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 11:58 am

    Those are some short shorts.

  14. 14.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 12:00 pm

    I see Brazil brought on the diving team.

  15. 15.

    Trincha

    December 9, 2022 at 12:02 pm

    Ref is so uneven it’s like croatia has 12.

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:02 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Secret weapon

  17. 17.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:03 pm

    JFC fuck Neymar

  18. 18.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:10 pm

    GAAAAHHHHH that was such a good opportunity!!! Killing me over here.

  19. 19.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:13 pm

    DAMN IT

  20. 20.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2022 at 12:13 pm

    @Paul in KY: Both are good, but Ederson has been a little more inconsistent

  21. 21.

    Paul in KY

    December 9, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    @billcinsd: Ederson has had some nagging injuries over last 2 years. Wonderful goal by Neymar!

  22. 22.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    Holy shit!

  23. 23.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BITCH!!!

  24. 24.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    December 9, 2022 at 12:31 pm

    And it’s Croatia 1-1 Brazil. Croatia apparently aten’t dead yet. To quote the old philosopher, it ain’t over ’til it’s over.

  25. 25.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2022 at 12:31 pm

    @Paul in KY: yeah Neymar is kind of the anti-Mattias Sindelar.

    Nice goal by Croatia

  26. 26.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:33 pm

    “As the Brazilian player reached around”

    phrasing, LD!! :P

  27. 27.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 12:34 pm

    @Alison Rose:   Oh my!

  28. 28.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    Here we go…

  29. 29.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    Oh boy. I would NOT want to be the one defending against Brazil’s PKs…or Croatia’s, TBH.

  30. 30.

    Paul in KY

    December 9, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    Think Croatia has momentum right now. Also their GK is more limbered up.

  31. 31.

    Kent

    December 9, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    Brazil isn’t famous for its goalkeepers.  Most of the world’s top goalkeepers are European.

    All bets are off at this point.

  32. 32.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 12:43 pm

    Livakovic is outstanding

  33. 33.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2022 at 12:43 pm

    Livakovic  is earning himself and Dinamo Zagreb quite a bit of money

  34. 34.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    CROATIA!!11!1

  35. 35.

    eclare

    December 9, 2022 at 12:47 pm

    HOLY!!!!!

  36. 36.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2022 at 12:47 pm

    The fascist cries tonite

  37. 37.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:47 pm

    Oooooooooh man. WOW.

  38. 38.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 9, 2022 at 12:48 pm

    This was fucking insane.

  39. 39.

    phdesmond

    December 9, 2022 at 12:50 pm

    oof.  brasil loses.

  40. 40.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 12:51 pm

    I was mad at Croatia for knocking out Japan, but now I’m happy. Also, Brazilian fans crying, gimme a break. Y’all got five WCs, calm down.

    Although gotta say…I feel a bit bad for Marquinhos.

    The tiniest bit.

  41. 41.

    YY_Sima Qian

    December 9, 2022 at 12:51 pm

    What a match!!!

  42. 42.

    YY_Sima Qian

    December 9, 2022 at 12:55 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    On the other hand, I tend to always root for whomever is playing Brazil.

    Ha! Same.

  43. 43.

    Paul in KY

    December 9, 2022 at 12:55 pm

    Great comeback for Croatia! They will be hard to get out by anybody.

  44. 44.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 1:02 pm

    CRY MORE, NEYMAR, YOU RIGHT WING ASSHOLE.

  45. 45.

    Kent

    December 9, 2022 at 1:17 pm

    Well this world cup just got more interesting.

    I’m now predicting an Argentina v. England final

    But honestly, it is completely wide open.

  46. 46.

    Alison Rose

    December 9, 2022 at 1:21 pm

    @Kent: I’m hoping for Argentina v Morocco, because it would be cool to have a no-Europe final. From what I can tell, that hasn’t happened since 1950.

  47. 47.

    TheronWare

    December 9, 2022 at 1:23 pm

    Oh no Brazil, damn.

  48. 48.

    Dadadadadadada

    December 9, 2022 at 1:24 pm

    @Kent: I don’t see England getting past France. And I’d be a little surprised if Argentina beat Netherlands.

  49. 49.

    JML

    December 9, 2022 at 2:11 pm

    Anyone more mentally tough than Croatia?

  50. 50.

    Kent

    December 9, 2022 at 2:29 pm

    @Dadadadadadada: Yeah, it’s pretty wide open now that Brazil is gone.  I’m just tossing out a wild-assed guess.

    I could see any of the remaining 7 teams winning it.   Morocco would  be the biggest underdog, but isn’t inconceivable.  But they have to get past both Portugal and the winner of England-France just to make it into the final.  That seems the toughest path.

  51. 51.

    PeteS

    December 9, 2022 at 5:37 pm

    @Kent: Argentina v. England has promise as a 9-on-9 (for fistfights) and penalty shootout game. The team with Messi presumably wins.

  52. 52.

    SixStringFanatic

    December 9, 2022 at 10:54 pm

    Croatia vs Morocco in the final.

    Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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