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You are here: Home / Sports / World Cup Quarterfinals Morning Open Thread: Morocco vs Portugal

World Cup Quarterfinals Morning Open Thread: Morocco vs Portugal

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 20229:55 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Sports, World Cup

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Will the fairytale continue? We find out tomorrow. 🇲🇦🇵🇹

Catch Morocco vs. Portugal, tomorrow at 10 AM ET on FOX! pic.twitter.com/mMU4CwPuh8

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) December 10, 2022

CNN:

Morocco already caused the upset of the round of 16 when it beat Spain on penalties to make it to the quarterfinals for the first time in its history, but the North Africans will have to replicate their heroics if they want to get past a reinvigorated Portugal…

“Before it was just the Moroccans who supported us, now it is the Africans and Arabs,” Morocco manager Walid Regragui said about his team’s journey.

The Moroccans have become the darlings of the World Cup. At the first “Arab” World Cup, they became the first Arab nation to qualify for the quarterfinals of the World Cup and, as the first African side to qualify for the quarterfinals in over a decade, they represent so much more than just their own nation.

But this has not been the heroic performance of an underdog riding its luck.

The Moroccans have the meanest defense at the competition, conceding only a single own goal so far. Despite having the most difficult run to the last eight of any of the quarterfinalists – playing fellow quarterfinalist Croatia, Belgium and 2010 World Cup champion Spain along the way – only Argentina has conceded less shots than the Atlas Lions…

The last time the two teams met was in the group stage of the 2018 World Cup in a frenetic game which Ronaldo settled with the only goal of the contest.

No team has scored more than Portugal’s 12 at the World Cup, but will the unstoppable Portugal be able to beat the immovable Morocco? …

WHO DID THIS #WorldCup2022 #Qatar2022 #MoroccoVsPortugal 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇲🇦 pic.twitter.com/WqilQi5jbQ

— ALT-immigration (@ALT_uscis) December 10, 2022

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  1. 1.

    JML

    December 10, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Morocco still living the dream. Portugal looking a bit desperate, but they only need one.

    Morocco playing so smart, so organized.

  2. 2.

    Scout211

    December 10, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Morocco 1 Portugal 0. Ronaldo subbed in.

  3. 3.

    cope

    December 10, 2022 at 11:31 am

    Thanks for opening this safe space, AL.

    To me, the thing about Morocco is their confidence on the ball, they’re don’t usually just kick it away the way underdogs usually do when protecting a lead.

  4. 4.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 11:36 am

    God, I want this to happen for Morocco!

  5. 5.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 11:39 am

    Run, clock, run…

  6. 6.

    cope

    December 10, 2022 at 11:40 am

    What a save.

  7. 7.

    Trincha

    December 10, 2022 at 11:42 am

    Great game

  8. 8.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 11:42 am

    That was weird

  9. 9.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 11:43 am

    Jeez, that was a waste of a free kick by Portugal

  10. 10.

    billcinsd

    December 10, 2022 at 11:49 am

    8 minutes of added time, CR7 gets a good chance that’s stopped by Buno

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 11:49 am

    EIGHT MINUTES JFC

  12. 12.

    billcinsd

    December 10, 2022 at 11:51 am

    Chedirra get 2 yellows in a minute, the 2nd one was a weak call. There are about 5 minutes left

  13. 13.

    billcinsd

    December 10, 2022 at 11:56 am

    Morocco through to the Semis!!!!11!1

  14. 14.

    JML

    December 10, 2022 at 11:56 am

    what a win for Morocco!

  15. 15.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 11:56 am

    YAY!!!!!

  16. 16.

    Shalimar

    December 10, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Only Argentina has contributed FEWER shots.  If you can count it, you use fewer, not less.

  17. 17.

    Scout211

    December 10, 2022 at 11:57 am

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Morocco!!

  18. 18.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 11:57 am

    YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

  19. 19.

    Steeplejack

    December 10, 2022 at 11:58 am

    Morocco wins! Step off, Ronaldo. (Nelson Muntz “Ha-ha!”)

  20. 20.

    YY_Sima Qian

    December 10, 2022 at 11:58 am

    Holy sh*t!!!

  21. 21.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 12:01 pm

    OMG I’m literally almost in tears. This is amazing.

  22. 22.

    YY_Sima Qian

    December 10, 2022 at 12:01 pm

    All in all, a very fluid & entertaining match, w/ aggressive play from both sides. Portugal certainly had chances. The Morocco team is such a revelation!

  23. 23.

    billcinsd

    December 10, 2022 at 12:02 pm

    @Shalimar: but they haven’t allowed a goal by an opposition player

  24. 24.

    VeniceRiley

    December 10, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Riveted. Congrats to Morocco. What a match! Sad to see how 3 Man City teammates were defeated. But rusult fair. Morocco played as a team and with a passion.

  25. 25.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 12:10 pm

    I have NO idea who I want to see win in the next match. But now I wanna see Morocco beat them next week :D

  26. 26.

    billcinsd

    December 10, 2022 at 12:14 pm

    Pepe blaming the refs rather than their mediocre play for Portugal’s loss

  27. 27.

    Scout211

    December 10, 2022 at 12:14 pm

    @Alison Rose: I don’t have a favorite team in the next game but I definitely have a favorite player. Mbappé. He is just so much fun to watch. Amazing.

    Here’s hoping that the thread gets posted on time.

  28. 28.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 12:16 pm

    LOL Lalas makes me laugh even though he’s also kind of annoying.

  29. 29.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 12:17 pm

    @Scout211: Yeah, that’s where my dilemma comes in. Mbappé is fucking amazing and I love watching him play…but as someone who has followed the Premier League for so long and because I have a few friends in England, part of me also wants to root for them. Gonna be an interesting match, for sure!

  30. 30.

    Mike E

    December 10, 2022 at 12:18 pm

    @billcinsd: the Moroccan defense is legit.

  31. 31.

    Anyway

    December 10, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    ONG who had Morocco and Croatia in the semis?! C-r-azy!

  32. 32.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 12:28 pm

    @Anyway: Fucking not me, LOL. I had Argentina v Brazil and France v Spain in the semis in my bracket. So I guess I’d like to see France win today also because that would at least make me 50% right.

  33. 33.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 10, 2022 at 12:32 pm

    So sick and tired of the pouring rain, I took a train to Morocco just to kill the pain
    Oh, it might help a little, it might help a lot, I don’t know, but it’s all I got

    –Moon Taxi

  34. 34.

    Trincha

    December 10, 2022 at 12:34 pm

    Question:  Why didn’t Portugal start Cristiano Ronaldo?

    Response:  They put him in with 40 minutes to go.  What did he do for them in those 40 minutes?

  35. 35.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 12:35 pm

    Allez les Bleus!  France v Morocco would be awesome.  I would want France to win, but I would not be disappointed if they lost.

  36. 36.

    Captain C

    December 10, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    The World Cup’s reenactment of the Moorish invasion of Europe in the Eighth Century C.E. continues!  Morocco has now defeated Portugal, after having conquered their Iberian neighbors Spain in the previous match.  If France defeats England later today (quite possible but by no means assured), we could be seeing a Battle of Tours Derby in the semis.

  37. 37.

    Captain C

    December 10, 2022 at 12:36 pm

    @Anyway: Kind of like when we had South Korea and Turkey in the semis in ’02 (that would have been a WILD final!).

  38. 38.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 12:39 pm

    @Captain C:   Hahaha, great comment!

  39. 39.

    LeftCoastYankee

    December 10, 2022 at 12:42 pm

    Seems like the Morocco Federation made the right call to fire the European manager who wouldn’t put their best offensive player (Hakim Ziyech) on the team, and replace him with a Moroccan manager.

    They still play hella D, but wow their counterattack has some real danger now.  Go Atlas Lions!

    PS I thought Canada was in the hardest group, but didn’t expect 2 teams to make the semis out of it.  Crazy.

  40. 40.

    phdesmond

    December 10, 2022 at 12:52 pm

    @Captain C:

    i like the historical sweep of your vision, because i was thinking the same thing!

  41. 41.

    Shalimar

    December 10, 2022 at 1:07 pm

    @Trincha: Cristiano Ronaldo has been in a massive scoring slump this year.  He’s still in amazing shape so I assume he has a few more good years in him, but I don’t think anyone should question managers deciding his current form doesn’t make him one of their top 11 players.  Both at ManU and Portugal.

  42. 42.

    MobiusKlein

    December 10, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    @billcinsd: I missed the game, but saw the post game whine.   It’s notably sad when grown ass men behave like that.

  43. 43.

    Alison Rose

    December 10, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    @billcinsd: @MobiusKlein: I was glad when Lalas and Donovan called that shit out after the match. Like, yeah, there have been some questionable calls/non-calls in every match, like always. But that was not the deciding factor here at all. And it only makes you look worse if you can’t own up to your team’s shortcomings, and if you don’t want to admit to your opponent’s strengths.

  44. 44.

    eclare

    December 10, 2022 at 1:43 pm

    @Alison Rose:   Portugal’s gk sucks.  You cannot win a WC with a bad gk, regardless of what the offense does.

  45. 45.

    Cmorenc

    December 10, 2022 at 2:41 pm

    @Trincha:

    portugal did not put ronaldo in to start for similar reasons man utd ceased to give ronoldo regular starts – for all his talent, he is a prima dona PITA disruptive to team cohesion.  For example of his MO, consider how he immediately claimed goal in a group stage game that was clearly scored by bruno fernandez because the ball whistled by near his head (without touching it) – he could have legitimately claimed an assist for freezing the GK because of the possibility he might redirect it, but instead of pointing to bruno for their mutual contribution, he tried to seize all the credit for himself.

  46. 46.

    Paul in KY

    December 12, 2022 at 10:01 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Great song by a great band. If you ever get a chance to see them live…do it!

  47. 47.

    Paul in KY

    December 12, 2022 at 10:03 am

    That goal by Morocco was just magnificent. The ultimate header.

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