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You are here: Home / Sports / World Cup Semi-Finals First Match Open Thread: Argentina vs Croatia

World Cup Semi-Finals First Match Open Thread: Argentina vs Croatia

by Anne Laurie|  December 13, 20221:45 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Sports, World Cup

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News of general BJ interest…

Dave the cat coming home with England World Cup team https://t.co/bodsE1S9bt

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) December 12, 2022

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🇦🇷🇭🇷Argentina vs Croatia Head to Head Records;

🏟️ 1994:Croatia 0-0 Argentina-Friendly
🌎 1998:Argentina 1-0 Croatia-World Cup
🏟️ 2006:Croatia 3-2 Argentina-Friendly
🏟️ 2014:Argentina 2-1 Croatia-Friendly
🌎 2018:Argentina 0-3 Croatia-World Cup#FIFAWorldCup|#ARG|#ARGCRO pic.twitter.com/qKykCJCUX9

— FIFA World Cup Stats (@alimo_philip) December 13, 2022

Argentina vs Croatia shouldn’t reach the penalty shout-out, I won’t stand it mahn. Livakovic vs Emi Martinez between the sticks would be crazy😵 pic.twitter.com/DQYQzZdpMg

— Bradd Sikolia (@bradysikolia) December 9, 2022

SportsMole:

Having already sent one South American behemoth home from the World Cup, Croatia will be aiming to reach back-to-back finals when they lock horns with Argentina in Tuesday’s semi-final at Lusail Iconic Stadium.

The penalty prowess of both sides settled nervy quarter-final contests, as Zlatko Dalic’s men dumped Brazil out on spot kicks a few hours before La Albiceleste beat the Netherlands from 12 yards.

If there was one game to characterize the chaotic, feisty and unpredictable nature of the 2022 World Cup, Argentina’s quarter-final with the Netherlands followed the script to a tee.

A Lionel Messi-inspired Albiceleste had one foot firmly in the semi-finals through Nahuel Molina and the seven-time Ballon d’Or winner’s calm penalty, but a late brace from Wout Weghorst – including a 100th-minute equaliser – forced the unlikeliest of extra-time periods.

Yet another penalty shootout would be needed to decide the destiny of the two teams, and in the wake of mass brawls, gamesmanship galore and a staggering 17 yellow cards, Argentina held their nerve from the spot to prevail and advance to the final four…

Croatia would be in elite company if they can progress to the showpiece event – only Italy, the Netherlands and Germany have ever reached back-to-back finals – and Dalic’s side can take confidence in the fact that they have never failed to score in 10 World Cup knockout fixtures.

Argentina and Croatia have met twice before in the World Cup group stage, with La Albiceleste prevailing 1-0 in 1998, but the Checkered Ones secured a memorable 3-0 win over Argentina in Russia four years ago, and several members of that team are still around to try to make lightning strike twice in Lusail.

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  1. 1.

    Dangerman

    December 13, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    Why only one game today?

  2. 2.

    Mo Salad

    December 13, 2022 at 1:54 pm

    Semi finals. The other one is tomorrow

  3. 3.

    Paul in KY

    December 13, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    I guess that is European teams reaching finals twice in a row. Certainly Brasil did it back in 1958/1962.

    European Nazis vs South American Nazis. Just hoping for a great match. May the best team win!

  4. 4.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    @Dangerman: Morocco and France just played on Saturday, and they need the same length of recovery time as Argentina and Croatia got after playing on Friday. It wouldn’t be fair otherwise for one set of teams to get three days of recovery and practice and the other to only get two.

  5. 5.

    R-Jud

    December 13, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    My daughter’s classmate Messi was a dick to her today, so I’m all in for Croatia.

  6. 6.

    Mo Salad

    December 13, 2022 at 1:57 pm

    ​ Never mind.

  7. 7.

    Amir Khalid

    December 13, 2022 at 1:59 pm

    @Dangerman:

    To maximise the global TV audience. Also, unlike with the last matches in each group, there’s no need to play the semifinals simultaneously.

  8. 8.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:01 pm

    Weird, why is Croatia wearing that alternate kit?

  9. 9.

    trollhattan

    December 13, 2022 at 2:03 pm

    @R-Jud: Sounds, messy.

  10. 10.

    Dangerman

    December 13, 2022 at 2:04 pm

    @Alison Rose: But doesn’t that mean tomorrows winner has one less day of recovery before the Final (which I assume is Sat or Sun)?

  11. 11.

    Mo Salad

    December 13, 2022 at 2:06 pm

    @Alison Rose: The entire bracket is laid out with one team being designated the home team and one the visitors, I think.

    Argentina would use their home kit and Croatia’s white and red check would be too similar too that. I don’t think both are allowed to wear a variant of white.

  12. 12.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:10 pm

    @Dangerman: Yeah, but that can’t be helped. I’m sure part of the reasoning is also just to make more drama, LOL.

  13. 13.

    Mo Salad

    December 13, 2022 at 2:13 pm

    @Mo Salad: And by team, I mean winner of each respective match. Game 53 winner v. Game 54 winner where game 53 winner is the home team, for example.

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    December 13, 2022 at 2:16 pm

    @Dangerman: From Anne Laurie in an email a couple of days ago:

    Semifinals

    Tuesday, Dec. 13
    Semifinal A, 2 p.m. (Fox, Telemundo)

    Wednesday, Dec. 14
    SemifinalB, 2 p.m. (Fox, Telemundo)

    ——

    Saturday, Dec. 17
    Semifinal A loser vs. Semifinal B loser, 10 a.m. (Fox, Telemundo)

    Final

    Sunday, Dec. 18
    Semifinal A winner vs. Semifinal B winner

  15. 15.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:17 pm

    Ouchie.

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:32 pm

    Whoa

  17. 17.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    Another beauty of a PK from Messi

  18. 18.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:40 pm

    Holy heck, what a play!

  19. 19.

    Paul in KY

    December 13, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    @Alison Rose: He bounced that off all legal parts of body before bumping it in.

  20. 20.

    PAM Dirac

    December 13, 2022 at 2:44 pm

    @Paul in KY: And bounced off some defenders as well.

  21. 21.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 2:48 pm

    @Paul in KY: Pinball footie!

  22. 22.

    phdesmond

    December 13, 2022 at 2:51 pm

    the first half certainly turned interesting!

  23. 23.

    Paul in KY

    December 13, 2022 at 3:01 pm

    @PAM Dirac: True dat!

  24. 24.

    LeftCoastYankee

    December 13, 2022 at 3:03 pm

    That Alvarez goal was quintessential Argentinian football.  Straight up the middle run with crazy balance and little touches to get through (rather than around) the defenders.

    Not sure it’s “beautiful game”, but it’s something amazing.

  25. 25.

    Trincha

    December 13, 2022 at 3:04 pm

    Looks like a little pimply teenager, but nothing stops Alvarez.  I can’t wait to see what he can do when he’s all grown up.

  26. 26.

    billcinsd

    December 13, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    @Alison Rose: but then the winner of today’s game has longer to recover for the final

  27. 27.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 3:08 pm

    @billcinsd: Right, as I said, that can’t be helped if they want the two semis on separate days. It’s just one of those traditions, and allows the drama to be drawn out more. But since the final isn’t until Sunday, the team that wins tomorrow will still have three days.

  28. 28.

    LeftCoastYankee

    December 13, 2022 at 3:17 pm

    @Trincha:

    Manchester City is grown up , although he many have to wait to get a lot of time with them.

    Or if he keeps this up, maybe not so much waiting!

  29. 29.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 3:30 pm

    Well, well……feels like that’ll have done it, there

  30. 30.

    cope

    December 13, 2022 at 3:30 pm

    Fin

  31. 31.

    LeftCoastYankee

    December 13, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    That was great.

  32. 32.

    phdesmond

    December 13, 2022 at 3:56 pm

    oh, how exciting.

  33. 33.

    Alison Rose

    December 13, 2022 at 3:56 pm

    Damn, gotta feel a bit bad for Croatia here. But now Messi is one match away from finally landing a World Cup trophy…to add to his like 237 others :P

  34. 34.

    Marcelo

    December 13, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    Croatia would be in elite company if they can progress to the showpiece event – only Italy, the Netherlands and Germany have ever reached back-to-back finals – and Dalic’s side can take confidence in the fact that they have never failed to score in 10 World Cup knockout fixtures.

    That is….not true. Argentina reached the finals in 86 (which they won) and again in 90 (which they lost), both against Germany.

  35. 35.

    Captain C

    December 13, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    @Marcelo: And Brazil in ’58 and ’62 (won both), Italy in ’34 and ’38 (won both),  and Brazil again in three straight (’94, ’98, and ’02, won in ’94 and ’02)

    ETA:  Didn’t see Italy up there.

  36. 36.

    TriassicSands

    December 13, 2022 at 5:07 pm

    @Marcelo:

    Brazil WON in ’58 and ’62.

  37. 37.

    Paul in KY

    December 14, 2022 at 10:27 am

    Too bad he wasn’t younger, but Dustin Hoffman would have been the logical lead for ‘The Lionel Messi Story’. Messi looks like his love child, IMO.

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