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World Cup Semi-Finals Second Match Open Thread: France vs Morocco

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 20221:45 pm| 28 Comments

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After shocking Spain and Portugal, two of its former colonizers, Morocco will face France — which ruled Morocco from 1912 to 1956. It’s a perfect anti-colonial trifecta, surely one of the most compelling narrative twists in World Cup history. https://t.co/C6JqmVtnPj

— Elahe Izadi | الهه (@ElaheIzadi) December 14, 2022

Morocco, by the way, is the only African nation to provide military aid to Ukraine.

— Slava Malamud ???? (@SlavaMalamud) December 10, 2022

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African trailblazers Morocco will endeavour to continue their magical World Cup 2022 journey when they face a monumental test of their mettle against current holders France in Wednesday’s semi-final at the Al Bayt Stadium.

The Atlas Lions stunned Portugal 1-0 to reach the final four, while Les Bleus sent a dogged England side home via a 2-1 scoreline to keep their hopes of back-to-back titles alive, and either Argentina or Croatia will await the victors in the showpiece event.

A missed Harry Kane penalty is a collector’s item in football, and France were the “lucky” recipients – according to Didier Deschamps – of such good fortune, as the reigning champions prevented England from bringing football home in a memorable quarter-final…

Les Bleus failed to win any of their first three World Cup semi-finals, but they have since prevailed on their last three occasions in 1998, 2006 and 2018, and it has been 84 years since a European nation managed to reach the World Cup final as reigning champions – the Italian luminaries of 1934 and 1938 were the most recent to do so.

By conceding to Kane from the spot, France ensured that they would still be without a World Cup 2022 clean sheet ahead of their semi-final with Morocco, who by contrast certainly know a thing or two about keeping opposing players at bay, even with defensive alterations being forced upon them.

No matter what transpires at the Al Bayt Stadium on Wednesday, the current Morocco crop have already cemented their place in national and continental folklore as the first-ever African nation to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup…

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  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2022 at 1:50 pm

    Let’s go, Moroccooooooooo!!!! 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦

  2. 2.

    Anyway

    December 14, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    Cool to see Hakimi and Mbappe yakking it up while waiting in the tunnel…

    *Took the afternoon off to catch the game. Allez!

    * Have a ton of vacation days to burn before 31st

  3. 3.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2022 at 2:04 pm

    Allez les Bleus!

  4. 4.

    billcinsd

    December 14, 2022 at 2:05 pm

    Theo Hernandez with the goal for le Bleu, not quite a hammer by a guy named Charles

  5. 5.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2022 at 2:05 pm

    Well. Not a great start.

  6. 6.

    billcinsd

    December 14, 2022 at 2:06 pm

    @Anyway: They closed my school both yesterday and today, so I’ve been doing well

  7. 7.

    Barbara

    December 14, 2022 at 2:07 pm

    A France-Argentina final would definitely be the most entertaining, I think.  I like Morocco (and Croatia) but I confess that I don’t like their style of play against teams with more offensive talent.

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2022 at 2:09 pm

    Hernandez!

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2022 at 2:11 pm

    @Barbara: It is definitely the result that FIFA and Qatar want.  Messi vs Mbappe.

  10. 10.

    Barbara

    December 14, 2022 at 2:16 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well, my money would be on Mbappe, but not by a large margin.

  11. 11.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 14, 2022 at 2:17 pm

    That’s a big early goal, Morocco is going to have to come out of that parked bus defense and that’s gonna make them a little more vulnerable because their defense has been outstanding.

  12. 12.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 14, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    Sheesh, Olivier!

  13. 13.

    oldster

    December 14, 2022 at 2:38 pm

    I was on the fence about who to root for, but then I saw this:

    “Morocco, by the way, is the only African nation to provide military aid to Ukraine.”

    Now I’m rooting for the Atlas Lions against Macron’s putin-appeasing poodles!!

    (Too bad France is already up one….)

  14. 14.

    Paul in KY

    December 14, 2022 at 2:44 pm

    France is like a big Catholic HS in a large city that can recruit football players from all over the Archdiocese. Morocco is like a public HS that can only have the players in their district.

  15. 15.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 14, 2022 at 2:45 pm

    What a save by Lloris!

    @Paul in KY:

    Oddly enough, half of the Moroccan team were born elsewhere including the Netherlands, Italy, Belgium, Canada, France and Spain.

  16. 16.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2022 at 2:54 pm

    I guess I’ll root for Morocco given that historical trifecta.

  17. 17.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 14, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    That’ll do it.

    Messi v Mbappe.

  18. 18.

    billcinsd

    December 14, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    Big goal for France off a great move by Mbappe

  19. 19.

    cope

    December 14, 2022 at 3:39 pm

    Merde

  20. 20.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2022 at 3:44 pm

    Sad :(

  21. 21.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Seemed if not baked in, the most likely finals matchup by a decent margin. Morocco was not going to beat either, because once they yielded that first opponent’s goal (not the own-goal from earlier in the tournament) the lack of an aggressive offence was going to be their undoing.

    It also seemed as though France hit the gas pedal for the England match and is in a different gear.

  22. 22.

    cope

    December 14, 2022 at 3:55 pm

    fin

  23. 23.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2022 at 3:55 pm

    Okay, Messi. Time to kick their asses.

  24. 24.

    cope

    December 14, 2022 at 3:57 pm

    These FOX announcers suck. It doesn’t end here for Morocco, there’s the consolation game Saturday.

  25. 25.

    JML

    December 14, 2022 at 4:37 pm

    France is just really really good. Mbappe is the best player on the planet right now, and Griezmann is playing really really smart football running the show for France. they’re so dangerous.

    Could be a cracker of a final.

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2022 at 4:52 pm

    @Alison Rose: You prefer the Argies?

  27. 27.

    Anyway

    December 14, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    Gonna be a final to watch, fersure. Can’t wait.

  28. 28.

    Burnspbesq

    December 14, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    We knew Griezmann was good, but who could have imagined he would perform at this level? Unless he completely sucks on Sunday he should get the Golden Ball as tournament MVP.

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