Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

When we show up, we win.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

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Because 2022 wants to go out with a fucking BANG, I woke up at 3 am with a throat so sore I could not swallow. Called the doc, she made me come in, got tested, and I have the flu. No covid, though. I feel like hammered shit, so much so that she actually said “I don’t even need to test you, you look so awful I know you have the flu, but I am gonna test you anyway.”

So yeah, chills, the shits, exhaustion, aches, pains, congestion, the works. I’m up right now because I slept all day and can not fall back asleep. I’m totally fucking over 2022, and it has pushed me to the fucking breaking point.

Have I mentioned how awesome it is to have your doc, while evaulating you, remark “You look awful.” I mean, she said it with sympathy, but still.

I have no appetite, either, and am forcing myself to stay hydrated with hot herbal tea and honey, and a protein bar here and there just so my stomach doesn’t get sour from all the bullshit I am taking- we got the nasal spray, we got the pills for the cough, we got the choricidon, we got ear drops because it spread to my ears, we got the tylenol for “pain relief” (that shit never does anything I swear it doesn’t work), the salt water you’ve got to gargle, and then my personal favorite, the chloroseptic spray for the back of your throat that you can never get to spray in the right place so it just makes everything feel vaguely numb for thirty seconds then your mouth tastes like you were sucking on a pharmacist’s gloves for the next hour.

Seriously, fuck 2022. I give the finger to everyone and everything.

Also, I am gassy. I’ll just leave you with that. Fuck this shit.

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  2. 2.

    Alison Rose

    Half the sentences in this post should become rotating tags.

    Sorry you’re sick, JC. If I lived there (heaven forfend) I’d make you matzo ball soup. Bland enough to get down even when you don’t feel well, but warm and filling too.

  3. 3.

    mvr

    Still, we are happy you are alive and will survive. Even if it will take you a few days/hours to be happy too.

    Get well. ASAP!

  5. 5.

    JustRuss

    I had covid two weeks ago, worst sore throat I’ve ever had.  Sucrets saved me.  And the salt water gargle.

  6. 6.

    Steeplejack

    Pain relief: Aleve is a wonder drug for me. My unscientific opinion is that pain relievers’ effectiveness is at least partially based on your particular metabolism. Maybe try something other than Tylenol. Just a thought.

    Other than that, hydrate and sleep when you can. I hope you get well soon.

  7. 7.

    frosty

    I’m so sorry, John. This makes my bout of COVID and the rebound seem like nothing. Which it has been, just the usual upper respiratory crap.

    I gave up on Tylenol and Advil. Aleve works pretty well for me.

    And yeah “Don’t forget to hydrate.”

  8. 8.

    NotoriousJRT

    Hang in there, Cole. Here’s hoping you recover from the flu soon. The heartache, I know, will take longer. Be patient with and kind to yourself.

    And maybe check out the pet pic’s WaterGirl has been posting…

  9. 9.

    BeautifulPlumage

    Isn’t willow bark tea supposed to be healing? (unless it’s planted too close to the house)

    Sorry to hear you’re so miserable & hope you find relief soon!

  14. 14.

    sab

    So sorry for you. And just a reminder to anyone who says ” just the flu”. That just shows you haven’t had flu lately. My last bout with flu was in 1975 and I still remember it. My fever was so high that my teeth chattered for several days.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    Yeah, Tylenol does nothing for me either. Old school aspirin is my go-to when that sort of thing to take the edge off is warranted.

    to have your doc, while evaulating you, remark “You look awful.”

    Cute co-inkydink.

    Watched a Norwegian show recently. Comes a scene when the male lead is shown leaning over the bed, gently nudging the female therein awake.

    First thing he asks her is “Do you want coffee?” Which in Norwegian, to the ear unfamiliar with it, sounds a lot like he’s saying “You look awful” in English.

  16. 16.

    NotMax

    @NotMax

    Forgot to mention it’s Chanukah, which means Jewish penicillin* is doubly effective.

    *chicken soup, for the uninitiated

  18. 18.

    CaseyL

    Ah, jeez, John.  So sorry to hear you have the flu, and there is no “just the flu” about it.  The sickest I have ever been in my life was the three times I had the flu.

    Sore throats are the worst, because nothing really works to relieve the pain.  The salt water gargle, disgusting as it is, does help some.

    I also found taking hot, really really hot, showers helped.  Long ones.  Loosen up the congestion, relax the muscles, and hopefully make you sleepy.

    Sleep as much as you can.  “The only way out is through” – yeah, but try to be unconscious for the “though” part.

    Hope you get better soon.

  22. 22.

    Jacel

    Sorry that Tylenol and Chloroseptic spray aren’t working for you. They’ve been go-to comfort treatments for me for a long time, but it might be one of those individual things like cilantro tasting awesome or like soap.

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    Hope you feel better soon, John.  And I hope you don’t get that blizzard you want beforehand.

  28. 28.

    Tehanu

    Poor baby, I’m really sorry you feel so awful and I deeply sympathize.  Last time I had the flu I was in no danger of dying; I just wanted to die.  Hydrate:  chicken soup; lemonade, or better yet, limeade, with lots of sugar in it; plain water if all else fails.  And I love the post title!

  29. 29.

    Rebelsdad (fka texasboyshaun)

    This sucks, John. I really hope you get better soon. Between COVID boosters, flu, and monkeypox vaccines I’ve had more shots this year than in my entire life combined. I’m seeing how strep, flu, COVID, and RSV are hitting people around the country and it’s really alarming. Winter has barely even started. People barely took proper health measures before the pandemic started and I feel like lots of us are worn down and stopped trying.

    Bigelow’s lemon ginger tea makes me feel somewhat human when I’m sick, maybe it would help you, too?

  30. 30.

    prostratedragon

    John, glad you’re in touch with your doctor. Hope you feel better soon. Hot tea, soup, water, in no particular order. Sounds like many of us here know what the sickness unto death is, but you’ll make it.

  31. 31.

    opiejeanne

    @NotMax: I believe in Jewish penicillin, even though I’m not Jewish. I was very sick for a year because of the meds I was on for Hep C, and couldn’t eat and didn’t want to; I was so anemic that the doc threatened to hospitalize me.

    My husband decided to make chicken soup and I swear that stuff saved me, if only from being hospitalized, but I really think it saved my life. I couldn’t taste most foods, but I could taste that and it was wonderful. Alas, he doesn’t remember how he made it now and can’t find a reasonable facsimile in any of our cookbooks. I can come close, but never quite as good as that soup tasted to me.

  32. 32.

    opiejeanne

    John, I really feel for you. Flu is a nasty beast in general, but some varieties go above and beyond. Everyone here has already told you to stay hydrated and sleep as much as possible, and I have nothing to add to that advice.

  33. 33.

    Ruckus

    @Steeplejack:

    Aleve (naproxen) does work very well for me as well, I take it with a prescription med, zolmitriptan for my migraines. Before these came along I just suffered. I hate migraines

    And John, sorry about all of this. Rest and sleep as best and as much as you can and take the medicine per docs orders. and get better. That’s an order soldier.

  34. 34.

    Argiope

    I’m just so sorry. This is adding insult to injury and the FSM has a lot to answer for (dang her noodle appendages!). Know we’re all pulling for you to feel better fast. I can only imagine how you found the strength to even loop us in on this—probably had to sleep 3 hours afterwards. I had H1N1 when that was a thing back in 2009 and like many here, it was the sickest I’ve been. It takes a long time to get normal energy back after the flu so be gentle with yourself even after you think you’re better—between this and grief you are gonna need a lot of naps and will have to let sleep have its way with you. 2023 is gonna be a lot better, I just know it. You also got a formal strep test, right? Just making sure—there are some unlucky folks getting both at once. Hugs to you—I would love to start a cross state chicken soup run to your place but really hoping someone close by can whip up a batch and leave it on your porch. Adding fresh ginger and garlic and lemon juice makes it both extra healing and extra tasty.

  37. 37.

    Ruckus

    @Steeplejack:

    I’ve had homemade chicken soup and it tasted absolutely nothing like commercial chicken soup. And I like chicken soup. But then anything and everything my great aunt made was amazing. Including zucchini flowers. Yes they can be eaten, yes they are very, very good.

  38. 38.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    News outlets should use the word BANG instead of BREAKING.   Before that, 30 years ago, they would use BULLETIN and decades before that they would use FLASH.

  39. 39.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    Speaking of BANG news, the SF Giants fans are about to wake up to Cole coal in their stocking – pending contract with Carlos Correa fell through and he was literally instantly signed by the Mets.

  40. 40.

    TriassicSands

    Have I mentioned how awesome it is to have your doc, while evaulating [sic] you, remark “You look awful.”  — J. Cole

    That’s exactly what you want the doctor to say. She recognizes how bad you feel. The alternative: “You don’t look sick at all….” would be much worse. Or: “Is she saying I’m faking it? Can’t she see how sick I am?”

    Both 2022 and the flu will be over for you soon. Hang in there. [Note: If you think 2022 was bad…just wait until you see what 2023 has in store for us.]
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  42. 42.

    TriassicSands

    @Rebelsdad (fka texasboyshaun): Winter has barely even started.

    Technically, winter doesn’t officially start until 1:45 PM today.

    But, like you, I consider winter to start in either November or the first of December, because what we consider winter weather can begin then.

    So, we have to hold out now until the middle or end of March.

  44. 44.

    something fabulous

    Bleccch. I got nothin’ except I am still up also. I agree on All the Soups! (except cream-of ones! SO GROSS when sick!) Can someone(s) bring you some Hot and Sour from a Chinese restaurant? As a Jewish person I invoke the right of our people at this time of year for Chinese foods of all kinds as extra healing, per NotMax.:)

    Take it easy and gentle with yourself, in all the ways you can.

  46. 46.

    satby

    @Steeplejack: Agree, I get far better results from ibuprofen, aleve, or aspirin even. Tylenol is toxic to the liver and it’s in too much OTC medication. I avoid it as much as possible.

    It turned out I did not have pneumonia (yay), just acute bronchitis and (acute) exacerbated asthma. But the Dr. put me on pneumonia antibiotics as well as steroids and breathing treatments because my O2 was in the low 90%. After 24 hours on all the meds O2 is trending up and I’m feeling better, but it’ll take a while.

  47. 47.

    JAFD

    Hot tea with honey and lemon ain’t a bad idea.
    Is shortest day of year.. Maybe a bit of seasonal depression hitting ?
    I hope you get better soon !

  48. 48.

    Nicole

    I’m so sorry you’re dealing with flu. I last had it over 15 years ago, but I still remember how awful I felt.  Physically unable to get out of bed.

    I agree about Tylenol. I’m on a low-level anticoagulant for a few years and it means I’m pretty much limited to acetaminophen for OTC pain medication and it doesn’t do squat. I really miss Aleve.

  49. 49.

    DCrefugee

    Hang in there. Cole…

    Yes, 2022 sucks and cannot end quickly enough. My personal journey this year includes losing my high school girlfriend, plus a best friend, colleague and business partner. The then-current girlfriend overnight dumped me for her ex. Hurricane Ian cost me real money, and Nicole brought it all back in the form of PTSD. Then came Covid and something else I’m still trying to shake off.

    Everything I touched this year seemed to break, fail, blow up in my face or just come out wrong, which makes me afraid to even go to the bathroom…

    2023 has to be better, since it can’t be worse. See you on the other side, John.

  50. 50.

    UncleEbeneezer

    So you’re saying it’s JUST THE FLU?  Seriously, this is another reason why that bullshit from Covid denialists always pissed me off.  The flu is fucking awful!  Rest and hydrate etc.  Feel better.  Lots of this stuff going around, it seems.

  52. 52.

    Anyway

    Another vote for chicken soup here. Can you get the Vietnamese restaurant you’ve mentioned before to deliver pho? It’s ideal in these situations.

    Feel better, John.

  54. 54.

    HeartlandLiberal

    If you have hydrocodone, take it for pain relief, and it also helps still the cough reflex. Not having had the flu or even a head cold in the past three years (I still wear a mask when in public mingling with strangers), I have not had to do it lately, but believe me, it helps.

    Get well, John Cole, the world needs you to make fun of periodically. And because you founded a website that has become a gathering place for like minded gentle souls.

  56. 56.

    Suzanne

    @Anyway:

    Can you get the Vietnamese restaurant you’ve mentioned before to deliver pho? It’s ideal in these situations.

     
    I second this. Feel better. Sleep it off. Can you get Tamiflu?

  59. 59.

    Ohio Mom

    The flu is the worst. I had it for a month back in the early 1990s and I will never forget how miserable I was.

    Like everyone else, I offer my sympathy and encouragement. It really is amazing that something so infinitesimally small can lay a human so low but it is also amazing that our immune system knows what to do and goes to it.

    Keep hydrating and hang in there.

  60. 60.

    The Lodger

    Oh, Cole. Please, get up and do what you can to take care of yourself. Sometimes self-repair is the hardest thing.

  62. 62.

    Soprano2

    So sorry you’re sick, it sucks to be sick during the holidays. One of my co-workers went home yesterday with a 101° fever, and she’s not here today. There’s so much awful crap going around, I feel fortunate that so far I haven’t gotten whatever my husband had two weeks ago.

  63. 63.

    SFAW

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: ​
    My daughter called/woke* me to tell me about the Correa signing. She was pumped. [As is her old pappy; she’s a Mets fan, although she’s never lived anywhere near New Yawk.]
    “Isn’t he a shortstop? What does that mean for Lindor? (Mets’ current SS)”
    “Correa can also play 3B”
    “What will they do with Escobar and Guillorme? (Mets’ current 3Bs)”
    I mean, it’s a great pickup, he’s a great player, but I have some loyalty to current players, curmudgeon that I am.

    * Not that kind of “woke,” you libtards.​​​​

  64. 64.

    Chief Oshkosh

    @frosty: Many here are down on Tylenol. I was for years, too, as it didn’t do much for me. However, with advancing years have come new and interesting pains. I’m now aware of some (few) pains that are addressed by Tylenol in combination with ibuprofen (taken separated by a few hours).

  65. 65.

    SFAW

    JHC, JGC! I’m thinking your parents might have actually named you “Job,” and the birth certificate got mis-transcribed.
    Rest, fluids, chicken soup, Sucrets (or equiv), and so forth.
    I hope you recover in time for Christmas.

  66. 66.

    RandomMonster

    RandomMrs and I are getting over some kind of head cold. Woke up each night feeling like someone was strangling me. Eventually started using Nyquil twice a night, which really helped.

  67. 67.

    Fraud Guy

    You remind me of the time I went to the dentist with what turned out to be a gum infection.  I opened my mouth and the first response was “EUUH!”

  69. 69.

    RandomMonster

    Also, if you have a Chinese place that does hot and sour soup, it’s highly recommended. Get better soon!

  70. 70.

    Mai Naem mobile

    Sorry John for your shitty ending to the year. I am a big believer in gatorade/powerade/pedialyte when you’re sick like this. Also didn’t see anybody else suggest Vicks for the chest congestion. Sometimes the old stuff works well.

  71. 71.

    J R in WV

    Cole, Sorry to hear you are sick… ddetails really suck

    This time tomorrow I will be in out-patient surgery for a bladder procedure to remove a cancerous spot on my bladder wall. Also am pretty much incontinent because of a lumbar disc out of position, causing a spinal stenosis. Is also miserable. Tylenol also does nothing for me, a waste of good liver cells to take it for no detectable effect…

    You all think good thoughts for me tomorrow, please. I’m thinking good thoughts for you Cole.

    Second/third the pho advice, that’s some good soup !!!

  72. 72.

    artem1s

    @Anyway: ​
     

    Another vote for chicken soup here. Can you get the Vietnamese restaurant you’ve mentioned before to deliver pho? It’s ideal in these situations.

    thirded. when I had COVID and no appetite, I went looking for someplace that would deliver the equivalent of chicken soup which was the only thing that sounded eatable at the time. The Thai noodle place I found delivers the broth separate from all the fixings. And you can order just broth if you want it. It’s become my second favorite place to order delivery from (local pizza place will always be #1).

  73. 73.

    NYCMT

    20 years ago I had flu that turned into double-barreled upper lobe pneumonia that almost killed me and took sixty pounds off my 46 regular frame, so watch yourself very very carefully. Get people to check on you every hour.

    This year, my younger boy traveled that road  thanksgiving week and then I picked up his post-influenza pneumonia three weeks ago.

  74. 74.

    Downpuppy

    @Chief Oshkosh: When I was flat on my back with neck pain, alternating acetaminophen with ibuprofen, at the suggestion of a discharge nurse, both at max doses, got me upright (more or less) in a day or so.

  75. 75.

    Raoul Paste

    The best part is the little zinger at the end. “Also I am gassy“.   Well done.
    Best wishes for your quick recovery

  76. 76.

    Tom Levenson

    What everybody said about clear soups. and feel better.

    2023 will bring its own eldritch horrors, but I too will be glad to see the back of 2022.

  77. 77.

    Ella in New Mexico

    Poor John, you really got the whole Monty didn’t you? I’m finding that unless there’s a contraindication for you that high dose (600-800mg)  ibuprofen works better for the throat pain than Tylenol, FYI.

    The flu this year is really bad. Classic high fever, head and body aches, hellacious sore throat, sinuses plugged, coughing, weakness.

    And there’s a shortage of Tamiflu, so with only a two day window after onset of symptoms most patients are going without it.

    Everybody who can get one, get your flu shot this year. It’s being shown to have an unususally good match for this year’s viral makeup and can reduce the severity of the symptoms if you catch it.

  78. 78.

    Ohio Mom

    @J R in WV: Oh dear, what a combo of medical conditions. And IIRC, didn’t your wife also have a spine issue and surgery fairly recently? That’s a lot for both of you.

    Crossing my fingers and toes, wishing you luck, sending good thoughts for a successful, complication-free surgery tomorrow and a fast and complete recovery.

    And hoping for whatever resolution
    is possible for your spine, I don’t know much about spinal conditions (yet, my time may very well come) but I know they can be fraught.

    We are all pulling for you. Please update us when you can to let us know how the surgery went.

  79. 79.

    Cal

    @Steeplejack: You are, in fact, correct. Genetics can greatly affect how you metabolize a drug. Its the entire point of precision medicine and pharmacogenomics. Dunno about acetaminophen specifically since I’m not an actual expert, I just make the computer do what the pharmacists say it needs to do. NSAIDS (like ibuprofen and naproxen) on the other hand, I know are affected by genetic variation since that’s part of one of my current projects.

  81. 81.

    The Moar You Know

    Have I mentioned how awesome it is to have your doc, while evaluating you, remark “You look awful.”

    When I came to after my second (emergency) colon surgery last year (the first one went bad with a leak) I asked the nurse how I was doing.  She said “you are very, very sick”.   At that point I started to get pretty concerned.  I probably should have been more concerned, but, hydromorphone does take the edge off.

    A few minutes after that I discovered I was attached to a colostomy bag.  My concern then definitely hit Susan Collins Furrowed Brow levels in spite of the good shit I was getting in the IV.

    2022 has been a cakewalk by comparison.  Not one surgery all year.  My last (unused) colostomy bag is in a picture frame on the wall of our living room, as a reminder that things can get much worse.  They reversed that too.  That was a bit of a gamble but I did not like being glued to a poop bag.

  83. 83.

    Fake Irishman

    @Alison Rose:

    Agreed on the rotating tags!

    a sampling:

    “Also, I’m gassy.”

    ”…, the chloroseptic spray for the back of your throat that you can never get to spray in the right place”

    ”…chills, the shits, exhaustion, aches, pains, congestion, the works”

    “‘You look awful’ I mean, she said it with sympathy, but still.”

    ”I give the finger to everyone and everything”

    Feel better Mr.Cole! (And thanks for sharing the moderately shitty parts of life with your usual wit and grace.)

  85. 85.

    Sasha

    Got a tooth extraction this month and the eventual implant and crown will clean me out.

    2022 wasn’t *that* bad, but it could have done better.

  87. 87.

    Uncle Cosmo

    @West of the Rockies: They still make Sucrets?! Does it still come in a little tin?

    I bumbled about the Net for a few minutes searching for the quintessential Sucrets commercial – until I realized it was in fact for Isodettes, which I spoze no longer exist.

    Cue waist up shot of vampire (played by actor Adam [???]) in full evening dress. In a drastically over-the-casket-top Transylvanian accent he speaks:

    Good evening! I am Count Sorethroatpain! I’m gonta give you a sore throat!

    Go ahead, drink lemon juice! Eat chicken soup! It von’t help!

    But please, don’t use Isodettes! These antibacterial lozenges contain benzocaine, a local anaesthetic. When you take one, it relieves the pain of minor sore throat irritation.

    So please, don’t  use Isodettes! It’s like driving a stake into my heart!

    At least 50 years since I last saw that ad, and I can reproduce it (minus evening garb but with a passable accent**) almost flawlessly. Astounding what one discovers in the dustballs and cobwebs of memory’s musty attic…

    ** Which when my brother’s kids were young made me the most popular uncle during every October, and a fambly embarrassment every other month of the year…8^0)​

  88. 88.

    leeleeFL

    Hoping you feel much better soon, Cole!  The flu sucks in the best of scenarios, but this last few weeks have been far too difficult and draining for you and all your family!  I swear by hot reg tea, honey and lemon, and maybe just maybe, some cinnamon toast no butter.    Mom gave us cola and pretzels!  Swore it made you better overnight!  As someone already mentioned, “It Couldn’t Hoit!”

    All my best vibes to you!

  89. 89.

    Other MJS

    @TriassicSands: ​ “Meteorological winter” is officially considered to be December through February. Even though the days will be getting longer now, we continue to lose heat faster than we gain it, so January is the coldest month.​

  90. 90.

    Uncle Cosmo

    @Betty: ​I prefer Chinese penicillin: Hot & sour soup, the hotter & sourer the better. Going to scrounge up a big bowl of same in takeout today to attack the residual congestion and cough of a flu or bad cold I came down with Monday a week.

  91. 91.

    sab

    Also too. My husband and I have been banking at the same bank for 50+ years and last year they decided deposit slips were unneccesary. This year they have lost two deposits. First time ever. I used to mail paychecks from California and they always got there. Then two lost this year when we made them at the bank.

    Last time they were helpful. This time not so much.

    Fortunately I have a very sizeable trust account so I can threaten to pull the whole thing if they don’t fix this. What do normal people do? I am incandescent with rage now. Huntington Bank really sucks.

  93. 93.

    frosty

    @Ella in New Mexico: Ibuprofen contraindication: if you’re a guy one of the side effects has to do with the prostate. I found out if you’re taking a high dosage, stay CLOSE to a bathroom. That’s why I take Aleve instead of Advil now.

  94. 94.

    TaMara

    @Cal: That is fascinating. I need very little of any medication – DRs always tell me they give me the baby dose after trial and error.

    Also – same with liquor – I metabolize it weirdly, so I don’t drink.

    This is also true with my dad – we clearly have the same issues with meds and alcohol.

  95. 95.

    sab

    @sab: So the trust department fixed it. Apparently my husband and some other customer have the same name. Except the check was made out to me not him, and I am certain that that Tim did not have a wife with my name so how could that check with my name be deposited into a account with nobody with my name on it?

    21st century banking: a bunch of extremely overpaid idiots with absolutely no competence. They think they are competent because otherwise why would they get paid so much

    ETA I know the tellers are paid abysmaly, but what about the bank manager we talked to who could do nothing.

  97. 97.

    PeteS

    @mvr: As a lurker since the universe was young who at least skims almost every day but very rarely comments, May I first second (and third, etc) mvr’s sentiment, and also add that grouchy Cole has been a stalwart of the interwebtubes since the dinosaurs and it always warms the cockles of my old heart to read him.

  98. 98.

    Ohio Mom

    @sab: From now on, photograph  the check sliding into the teller’s hand? You will have to ask the teller to help you by posing just right.

    That’s all I got. Good luck with the bank getting them to track down that deposit.

    ETA: I see all was resolved. Good.

  100. 100.

    Kelly

    Just the flu…

    The flu totally blew up my junior year at college. I had two fall/winter/spring sequence courses that were absolutely core to my major. The flu took me out early winter term and I had to wait until the next year to get back on board.

    I find acetaminophen(Tylenol) in combination with good old fashioned aspirin more effective than either alone.

  104. 104.

    dnfree

    @West of the Rockies: The last time we looked for Sucrets, a couple of years ago, they were nowhere to be found, even online.  John’s might be really past their use-by date, unless they’ve been reissued.

    ETA I just did a search, and apparently they’re back!

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    RaflW

    @Steeplejack: I think you’re right about NSAIDS and different body types (humors, as they used to say a couple centuries ago).

    Naproxen does squat for me. My goto is Ibuprofen + acetaminophen if it’s really rough.

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    buggrit

    Coming to a dead thread to second the sage tea recommendation. It takes the soreness away. BTW, Ricola has sage in it.

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    dr. luba

    Chloraseptic is a miracle drug.  I used to take many bottles of it to summer camp, as kids always got sore throats there. (Kids coming from all around the country to share germs….lots of URIs and GI bugs.)

    The kids would voluntarily show up at my little clinic several times a day and line up to get their throats sprayed.  It is that good.

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    Ann Marie

    I try to avoid NSAIDs because of my asthma and high blood pressure, but when I had Covid I took both Tylenol and Aleve and that really helped.

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    Ruckus

    @Sasha:

    I had to have a prior root canal/crown replaced and my local dentist told me $4000. I went to UCLA dental school, the faculty clinic and it cost me a total of just under $2500. The advanced student price would have been less. If you aren’t around UCLA maybe there is a dental school around you with the same/similar set up. Still a bit of money but it turned out the dude who did the original had broken off the tip of a tool and the area was infected. Also the work the dentist did is as good or better than I’ve had in my 7 decades of dental work.

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    dnfree

    @Fraud Guy: It has its downsides.  Like melanoma in my early 50s.  First mole I had removed was in sixth grade.

    ETA I’m fortunately still around in my 70s, and most of the moles are gone, replaced by other skin conditions.

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    Juju

    Tylenol is useless and over use can damage your liver. Ibuprofen or Aleve is a better choice, though Aleve can cause gastrointestinal distress, which it does for me, so I can’t take it. My brother, a physician, does not recommend Tylenol at all.

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