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You are here: Home / War in Ukraine / Late Night Open Thread: Ukraine vs Russia, Two Very Separate Sagas

Late Night Open Thread: Ukraine vs Russia, Two Very Separate Sagas

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20231:21 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: War in Ukraine

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Ukraine vs Russia: Two Very Separate Sagas - STOCKPILE

Per Glam:

Ukraine continues to spread its national spirit by participating in global events like Miss Universe, the World Cup Qualifiers, Eurovision, and more. For the Miss Universe 2022 competition, Ukraine has decided to send its vice Miss Ukraine Universe 2021, Victoria Apanasenko, to showcase the strength that characterizes the Ukrainian people. One of the moments already gaining attention is Apanasenko’s choice for the national costume portion of the competition. Without a doubt, Apanasenko’s national costume is an ode to the current struggle facing her country today…

In a message to The Odessa Journal, the designer and creator behind the costume, Lesya Patoka, explains, “It was very important for us to create the image of not just a beautiful, but also a strong-willed girl who personifies the whole of Ukraine — unbending, courageous, free. Despite all the difficulties and challenges, we coped with creating the image on time, because each of us is a Warrior in his business.” The idea of this costume is to portray Apanesko as a warrior leading her people with bravery and humanity, something we have seen Ukrainian officials reiterate time and time again. No matter where Apanaesko lands in the competition, there’s no doubt that her national costume will be remembered for years to come

Meanwhile, Putin: Where my Nazgul at?…

Ukrainians have been telling they are fighting with Mordor and calling russian soldiers orks and now the accuracy has been confirmed by putin himself https://t.co/UGq3Fl6GzP

— Kateryna_Kruk (@Kateryna_Kruk) December 27, 2022

Dueling Christmas stories:

Some people in Ukraine celebrate #Christmas today. Some decided not to celebrate. But we have a choice. And we should remember whom we should thank for this choice.#ThanksToZSU pic.twitter.com/GFVvYvLrkx

— Alexander Kamyshin (@AKamyshin) December 25, 2022

A new Kremlin propaganda video encourages middle-aged Russian men to join the genocidal invasion of Ukraine in order to buy their daughters new iPhonespic.twitter.com/RDFoVc8HSD

— Business Ukraine mag (@Biz_Ukraine_Mag) December 19, 2022

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) December 28, 2022

Windows of all Russian buildings are insulated with cotton and sticky tape for the entirety of Russian winter (September through April) and cannot be opened without a concerted effort of at least 3 burly men or a single determined grandma.
So, make your own conclusions. https://t.co/qhmcA5VISU

— Slava Malamud ???? (@SlavaMalamud) December 27, 2022

Day 307 of my 3 day war. I played my gas card so early Europe stocked up for winter and I mobilized so late that my conscripts will freeze in it.

I remain a master strategist.

— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) December 27, 2022

FTFNYTimes:

Ukraine’s position is that they stop being occupied by a genocidal foreign army. Russia’s position is that that’s unreasonable. Who comes up with this shit at @nytimes? pic.twitter.com/TOWdx34Q0y

— Michael Weiss ?????????? (@michaeldweiss) December 29, 2022

Never forget…

Both American guests of honor in this 2015 photo taken at the 10th anniversary celebration for Russian state media network RT are, in 2022, publicly advocating for the U.S. to leave Ukraine to the mercy of Russian aggression.
Funny how that works out. https://t.co/4OJvVl1Fb6 pic.twitter.com/IKZkPC9j6b

— Nicholas Grossman (@NGrossman81) December 28, 2022

I’m convinced the prewar intelligence gathering & reporting was fatally compromised by the assumption that Russia wouldn’t dare do something so catastrophically risky. The country that recently did a catastrophic invasion was the only one that believed another country would https://t.co/RqF01wvTNg

— chatham harrison is tending his garden (@chathamharrison) December 28, 2022

Zelensky, in his New Year address today, has said that there will be no forgiveness to those who have started and supported this war.
I don’t idolize politicians and don’t blindly follow their lead. But this is a recommendation I will absolutely adhere to. No forgiveness. Ever.

— Slava Malamud 🇺🇦 (@SlavaMalamud) December 31, 2022

I think this is the ultimate verdict of 2022:
“the war started as a struggle for ukraine’s survival, it will end as a struggle for russia’s.” https://t.co/sv1XkxFePW

— Anders Åslund (@anders_aslund) December 31, 2022

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27Comments

  1. 1.

    Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom

    January 1, 2023 at 1:32 am

    Frist!😂 🎉

    Happy New Year!🎆🎇🎉🍾🎊 Here’s hoping 2023 is at least halfway decent. Low bar, but that’s where we’re at.

    Holy bleep! That’s not a costume, that’s armour, baby! She’s going to war. Here’s something weird about this stupid, terrible, no good war. It has brought the richness of Ukraine culture, to the world’s attention. Slava Ukraini!

  2. 2.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 1, 2023 at 1:35 am

    @Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom: Heroyam Slava!

  3. 3.

    Alison Rose

    January 1, 2023 at 1:41 am

    No forgiveness, ever. I agree. Fuck every single one of them.

    Also fuck Jill Stein. Go back to making Godawful music

    ETA: If you’ve never heard it, have a listen, (no) thanks to John Oliver.

  4. 4.

    Alison Rose

    January 1, 2023 at 1:47 am

    Okay, look, one good thing in 2022 was that science discovered this gay ass fish. I say that as a queer woman with all the love in the world. It’s literally an aquatic pride flag.

  5. 5.

    mdblanche

    January 1, 2023 at 1:50 am

    I understand Flynn and Stein both got their tickets to Putin’s table from their farrier.

  6. 6.

    mdblanche

    January 1, 2023 at 1:58 am

    Who comes up with this shit at @nytimes?

    Robot Santa

  7. 7.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 1, 2023 at 1:59 am

    @mdblanche: I feel like I’m missing a subtle joke.

  8. 8.

    mdblanche

    January 1, 2023 at 2:02 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Farriers make horseshoes.

  9. 9.

    Chetan Murthy

    January 1, 2023 at 2:04 am

    @mdblanche: oh ha!

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    January 1, 2023 at 2:25 am

    @mdblanche

    Great line from the Australian series Wild Boys, set in the 1850s, when the two main bushrangers drag along their coincidentally met new buddy, a particularly tall and solidly built young farrier, to lay low at the lair of “Captain Gunpowder.” No hello from the Captain as he looks over the farrier standing just outside the doorway politely waiting to be introduced, simply “Who’s the tree?”
    :)

    :)

  11. 11.

    Marmot

    January 1, 2023 at 2:58 am

    @mdblanche: Ooh Futurama does “both sides”? Choice cut.

  12. 12.

    James E Powell

    January 1, 2023 at 3:02 am

    That Kremlin propaganda video is some sick shit.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    January 1, 2023 at 3:25 am

    @James E Powell

    Agitprop R Us.

    //

  14. 14.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 1, 2023 at 3:40 am

    I wonder if Russia will be allowed to compete in this year’s Miss Universe contest?🤔

  15. 15.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 1, 2023 at 5:05 am

    OMG. Two days ago, Mr DAW came down with thorough diarrhea, which was, of course, bad. But yesterday, I had simultaneous diarrhea and vomiting. And I do mean simultaneous. That was horrible! TMI, I know.

    I’m just starting to feel a little better. I never get to participate in BJ after dark. This was not the way I would have chosen

  16. 16.

    Chris T.

    January 1, 2023 at 5:32 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I had that with a flu once. Rapid dehydration, they had to dump 3 litres of saline into me at the ER just to get my blood pressure to read. (OK, technically, after the first 2L they could read it, but it was way too low.)

  17. 17.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 1, 2023 at 5:37 am

    @Chris T.: I longed for someone to stick an IV in me both for fluids and for some sort of sedative to settle my stomach down. But Mr DAW is better and I assume I’ll be better later today. I’m drinking ginger ale. I know it probably doesn’t cure anything, but it tastes fabulous in my sour mouth

  18. 18.

    Chris T.

    January 1, 2023 at 5:42 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: If you aren’t passing out and can actually retain fluids you take in, you’re not in as bad shape as I was then. 🤢

  19. 19.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 1, 2023 at 5:49 am

    @Chris T.: Thank god!

  20. 20.

    evodevo

    January 1, 2023 at 7:37 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Yes,,,ginger ale for the sugar and saltines for the electrolytes…good choice when nothing will stay down…peptobismol tablets can also help if the causative organism is bacteria……

  21. 21.

    Quantum man

    January 1, 2023 at 7:46 am

    Did that once after eating a bad pizza. I was at a hotel in Frisco at a conference. Had to have the hotel send me to a doctor. Was crawling around on the floor in my room. Felt god awful. Had to cancel my presentation. Cannot believe I can still eat pizza without barfing.

  22. 22.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 1, 2023 at 7:56 am

    @evodevo: My mother used to give us Vernor’s

  23. 23.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 1, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @Quantum man: Oh god. My stomach twisted a little just reading that

  24. 24.

    Bart

    January 1, 2023 at 8:39 am

    Dunno why, but it looks like this post broke the front page: the navigation that’s supposed to be on the right is now at the bottom, and the quoted block from this post fills most of the width of the screen.

  25. 25.

    trnc

    January 1, 2023 at 9:30 am

    @David ⛄🎅The Establishment🎄🦌🕎 Koch: I wonder if Russia will be allowed to compete in this year’s Miss Universe contest?

    If DT still owned it, he would probably only allow Russia to compete.

  26. 26.

    WaterGirl

    January 1, 2023 at 9:52 am

    @Bart: Thanks for pointing that out!

    It was actually the post that came after this that broke the front page.  Still, without your comment, I never would have known to go looking, so thank you!

  27. 27.

    way2blue

    January 1, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    per »  chatham’s tweet about the failure of “prewar intelligence gathering & reporting” to anticipate a Russian invasion.

    Those with ‘skin in the game’ weren’t surprised.  e.g., an Estonian colleague of my son-in-law at a Tahoe hospital stated in early February that Putin would wait till aftter the Olympics gold metal ice hockey match before invading.  As Putin knew Russian would get kicked out of the Olympics if he invaded beforehand.  So I watched.  And just a few days later Russian attacked.  At the time, I took the fact that Russian didn’t make it to even the bronze metal match as a good omen…  I still do.

     

    chatham harrison is tending his garden

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