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Open Thread: Us and Them

by WaterGirl|  January 3, 20235:02 pm| 205 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Politics, Open Threads, Politics

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Democratic Leadership Team

It’s 2023.  Can you guys find the white guy in this photo array of the new Democratic Leadership team in the House?

In Search of the White Male Leaders 3In Search of the White Male Leaders 1

In Search of the White Male Leaders 2In Search of the White Male Leaders

I didn’t think so. :-)

To paraphrase, with a bit of editorial license,  “Where the white women men at?

*This is a terrible photo of Hakeem Jeffries.  Who gets to choose the official photos?

Open thread.

 

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  1. 1.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    Do we have enough open threads for when this goes to the 134th ballot?

  2. 2.

    TaMara

    January 3, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    I was going to post about the Congressional Dems and their popcorn, but there are already a few posts waiting in the wings. So enjoy this thread of pictures of all the Dems bringing popcorn to the vote:

    https://t.co/43tXSkidsc

    — mstdn.social/@emilylhauser Emily L Hauser אלה אסתר (@emilylhauser) January 3, 2023

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    @different-church-lady: Probably not.

  4. 4.

    TaMara

    January 3, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    More:

    https://t.co/m1UTyV8WEo

    — mstdn.social/@emilylhauser Emily L Hauser אלה אסתר (@emilylhauser) January 3, 2023

  5. 5.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    @TaMara: ​
      They all knew before McCarthy did.

  6. 6.

    bbleh

    January 3, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    Is that an official official photo, or just some montage from like a news org?  Looks almost like they deliberately picked UNflattering photos, which makes me wonder.

    That said, they could have bloodshot eyes and dripping fangs and they STILL wouldn’t look as bad as the Republicans do right now.

  7. 7.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    From the last thread:

    And that’s it. McCarthy: 202; Jeffries: 212; Jordan: 20.

    The only change was Byron Donalds switching his vote from McCarthy to Jordan.

    Adding: Donalds, via his official Twitter account:

    “The reality is Rep. Kevin McCarthy doesn’t have the votes. I committed my support to him publicly and for two votes on the House Floor. 218 is the number, and currently, no one is there. Our conference needs to recess and huddle and find someone or work out the next steps…”

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    @TaMara: I don’t see any posts waiting in the wings.  ??

  9. 9.

    Chat Noir

    January 3, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    @TaMara: Garrett’s Popcorn! Chicago Mix is my favorite.

  10. 10.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    https://twitter.com/RepCardenas/status/1610393942196981761

    “This baby was born on the first round of votes. He’s now 4 months old”

  11. 11.

    bbleh

    January 3, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    @PaulB: Perhaps their conference could recess for, I dunno, say, two years?  A lot more would get done, just sayin’.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    @TaMara: I knew they brought the good stuff when I saw the blue stripes in the bag in this tweet.

  13. 13.

    dmsilev

    January 3, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    @PaulB: If McCarthy truly does get turfed out, I think I’ll overdose on schadenfreude. Especially since, unlike Pelosi, I can’t see him serving as an an ordinary rank-and-file member for the rest of his term; he’ll probably slink away and resign his seat.

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    @bbleh: They were from some official website, but I don’t recall which one.  I googled democratic leadership 2023 or something like that.

  15. 15.

    dmsilev

    January 3, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @PaulB: The current record is 133 ballots….

  16. 16.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    I had intended to be more productive today but you guys are too much fun.

  17. 17.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    @Chat Noir: I’m from Chicago and I just don’t get that one at all.  Ugh.

  18. 18.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    From dmsilev, in the prior thread, a comment too good to not repeat here:

    Math: over the course of three ballots, Gym has picked up one vote from Kevin. To reach 218 from his current 19, it will therefore take 597 additional ballots.

    Suck it, 1856 with your mere 133 ballots.

  19. 19.

    Redshift

    January 3, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    @dmsilev: I dunno, he might be deluded enough to think that if things go badly enough, they’ll beg him to take the job. I mean, he’s deluded enough to want to be the one marching at the head of this parade of clown cars…

  20. 20.

    rikyrah

    January 3, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    @TaMara:

     

    I love the Garretts :)

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:16 pm

    If I were a sane Republican (oxymoron) on the next ballot I would vote for Hakeem as a message that everybody needs to cut the bullshit and get this done.  For someone.

  22. 22.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @PaulB: If repeats are allowed (and if this does run for months, we may need to repeat material), my response to dmsilev was:

    Ah, but consider the sequence.

    Ballot 1: McCarthy LOSES, 19 votes go to about five other names.

    Ballot 2: McCarthy LOSES, the same 19 votes coalesce around Jordan.

    Ballot 3: McCarthy LOSES, Jordan keeps the 19 and picks up one other.

    Clearly this is a fairly ham-fisted “Jordan as white knight riding to the rescue” narrative structure. Not that I would accuse anyone of having planned this in advance, though if that were the case, I would expect a bunch more switches to Jordan on the next ballot.

  23. 23.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    Honestly, would there really be that much difference between McCarthy and Jordan as Speaker?

    Repeating what I wrote below: Where this gets interesting, once this is all over, will be in the votes to raise the debt ceiling and to fund the government. Everything else, any Republican Speaker will go along with, no matter how crazy it is.

    Votes to ban CRT? To ban abortion? To ban transgender support of any kind? To ban children at drag shows? All good. Votes to impeach Biden and various members of his administration? Check. Votes to investigate the January 6th Committee? To investigate Hunter Biden? To investigate every aspect of the Biden administration? A-OK.

    But a vote to raise the debt ceiling? That’s a different story. The few sane Republicans left know just how much harm a default will cause, even if the crazy ones don’t know and don’t care.

    If a Republican Speaker allows an unconditional vote to raise the debt ceiling, the crazy caucus will go nuts and will trigger the doomsday clause to try to oust that Speaker. They will insist on blood before they will raise the debt ceiling, no matter how much harm a default will cause, both domestically and abroad. How that plays out, and whether Republicans will allow a few dozen people to send the country into default, I don’t think anyone can predict.

  24. 24.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:19 pm

    there are also no white men in the top offices of the MI state gov’t, too, but I wasn’t aware of this:

    uumichvoter @umichvoter

    Michigan Dems now run state government. Their state house caucus is 59% women and their state senate caucus is 65% women For the first time ever, a majority women caucus will control the agenda in both chambers

  25. 25.

    Suzanne

    January 3, 2023 at 5:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: It would be better for some of them to just not show up.

  26. 26.

    Mai Naem mobile

    January 3, 2023 at 5:19 pm

    I am going to have to make another trip to Costco for another case of microwave popcorn. I apparently  overestimated McCarthy.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    👍

  28. 28.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @Baud: Yeah, I made the mistake of working first and missed a lot of the fun.

  29. 29.

    FelonyGovt

    January 3, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    @PaulB: Reminds me of Monty Python: “218 is the number, and the number is 218…”

    ETA love that photo of my Congressman Ted Lieu with his popcorn!

  30. 30.

    CaseyL

    January 3, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    It would take a miracle on the order of loaves and fishes bags of popcorn on the Floor for Jeffries to get the Speakership… but if it did happen, the Democrats could have some real fun.  They’d be the de facto majority party: nothing could get done without their votes…

    -…or maybe not; there would have to be a Rule for that, for the minority-party-in-fact to act like the majority party.

    So, never mind.  But it was a fun fantasy!

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    January 3, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    @PaulB: I feel I should add a cautionary note on the dangers of extrapolating, courtesy of Mark Twain:

    In the space of one hundred and seventy six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. That is an average of a trifle over a mile and a third per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oölitic Silurian Period, just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi was upwards of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing-pole. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long, and Cairo [Illinois] and New Orleans will have joined their streets together and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

  32. 32.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    “Will voters blame Biden for sky-high popcorn prices?” /NYT

  33. 33.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    @Suzanne: Not showing up would actually help Hakeem win.  But one vote for him?  That would be a threat to make clear that they are playing with fire.

    That’s my reasoning, anyway.

  34. 34.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    @Redshift: I dunno, he might be deluded enough to think that if things go badly enough, they’ll beg him to take the job.

    You beat me to it. I was just about to say the same thing.

    At this point, I can’t help thinking that no matter how insane we think it will be over the next two years, the reality will be insaner.

  35. 35.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    @FelonyGovt: Ted Lieu is such a happy camper.  A cheerful warrior.

  36. 36.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @PaulB:

    Honestly, would there really be that much difference between McCarthy and Jordan as Speaker?

    Hard to know which one is more awful than the other. I wonder which one would work harder to undermine the other.

  37. 37.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    Apparently, there will be an attempt to adjourn until tomorrow, giving Republicans a chance to confer privately.

    Edited to add: And the motion passes with near unanimity. There was a loud “No”, but I don’t know who that was.

  38. 38.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    What kind of Party leader goes into a vote like this without a plan to win it? Without even the bare bones of a strategy?

    At the very barest minimum McCarthy should have let it be known that he’d give the Freedom Party Stalwarts who make up the GOP’s lunatic ‘fringe’ one single solitary chance to get with the program before he took himself off to stream wrestling documentaries in the Speaker’s Office and wait out however many further rounds of voting it took for the majority of his caucus to get the message across to the crazies that he was going to be elected Speaker.

    But that would have taken confidence, ability and strength of character, all of which Craven Kevin lacks in abundance, so instead this shitshow of shame is all he’s capable of orchestrating.

    What a terribly weak man.

  39. 39.

    Jeffro

    January 3, 2023 at 5:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: I love him and his Twitter game!

  40. 40.

    Tom Levenson

    January 3, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @PaulB: how can they adjourn when none of them have been sworn in?

     

    /s

  41. 41.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @James E Powell: I’m not an objective observer but to me Jordan radiates angry insanity. If you were Rip Van Winkle and woke up not knowing anything about politics for the last twenty years and you turned on cable news (as I think one would) Kevin McCarthy might make you think, “Well, he seems less crazy than bug-fuck Tom DeLay”. You’d look at Jordan for 90 seconds and think, “That boy ain’t right”

  42. 42.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    They’re going home for the night!

    HA!

  43. 43.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 3, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  44. 44.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    @Tony Jay: Without even the bare bones of a strategy?

    Oh, he had a strategy: grovel and cave and give them everything they want in order to get their votes. Strange that it didn’t work. Yet.

    And the House is now adjourned until noon tomorrow.

  45. 45.

    Jeffro

    January 3, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    I just CANNOT imagine being a member of a party whose leaders include trumpov, McCarthy, McConnell, Jordan, and the rest.  It would drive me right out of following politics for years and possibly forever.

    Thank the FSM for our inspiring leadership on the D side!  Nobody’s perfect, but whew, they’re awfully good (and they look godlike in comparison with the Rs.)

  46. 46.

    Bill Arnold

    January 3, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    Two charged with attacks on four Pierce County power substations (DoJ, January 3, 2023)
    That’s in Washington (State). From the DoJ release, looks like it was basic OPSEC failures by these (white) guys, who apparently did not realize that they were carrying tracking devices. (bold mine)

    According to the criminal complaint filed with the court late Saturday, December 31, 2022, and unsealed today, the two men were identified as possible suspects through the analysis of cell phone records. At one of the substations, Tacoma Power captured images of one suspect and the image of a pick-up truck that appeared to be connected with the attack. A similar pick-up truck was connected to the defendants.

  47. 47.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 3, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    @PaulB: The thing about a clean vote to raise the debt ceiling is that the Democrats get a vote too, and all the Democrats will be for it. So the Republicans’ crazy caucus doesn’t matter; all that matters is whether a few individual Republicans will defect and support that. They wouldn’t do it to elect Jeffries as speaker, but avoiding default? Sure. Well, maybe.

    The only thing that kills it is if the Republicans try to strongarm the Democrats into voting for some bill that has a conservative poison pill in it.

  48. 48.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch:

    Jake Sherman @JakeSherman 1m
    TOM COLE has moved to adjourn until NOON WEDNESDAY

    THE MOTION has been adopted without a roll call vote

    I’m a little surprised it happened this early. I guess a lot of them had small kids and older parents there for the ceremony (that did not happen?

    ETA: I also thought Tom Cole had retired.

  49. 49.

    Brachiator

    January 3, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    If I were a sane Republican (oxymoron) on the next ballot I would vote for Hakeem as a message that everybody needs to cut the bullshit and get this done.  For someone.

    I was just reading a NYT op-ed piece noting that the Constitution does not say that the Speaker must be a current member of Congress, and which goes on to suggest that a Republican who is not a current member be voted on, and that the Founders wanted to try to reduce partisan politics by permitting an option.

    But if Congress voted for an outsider, why should the choices be limited to Republicans?

    In the UK, the speaker resigns from the party they belong to, to be neutral. There could still be bias.

    Congress could vote for a Democrat. How about Obama? Yeah, it will never happen. But the GOP could do worse.

  50. 50.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 3, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    @Chat Noir:

    Is that the combo cheese and caramel? Such a counterintuitive flavour mix, yet so fucking delicious. I am an addict.

  51. 51.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    @PaulB: You forgot bluffing.  He had all his things moved to the Speaker’s office yesterday.  “I have already moved in… it’s a fate accompli.”

  52. 52.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 3, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    Wait…. The House adjourned for the day?

  53. 53.

    PAM Dirac

    January 3, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @PaulB:

    How that plays out, and whether Republicans will allow a few dozen people to send the country into default, I don’t think anyone can predict.

    I predict that there will be a bill to prevent default. First, that bill will come up in 5-6 months and I think the R position will be much worse then than it is now. Right now nobody is talking about how drumpf supported McCarthy and McCarthy’s failure is a drumpf failure as well. The power of the crazies will only diminish. Second, I think there is a lot big money people that will be quite persuasive to purple district reps that a default will be not tolerated. I don’t think the crazies will have much they can threaten them with and they will stand a much better chance of re-election with big money and no crazies, then no big money and the crazies support. Now I think this would be a one off, maybe a discharge petition, and not necessarily carry over to anything else, but I think it will get done.

  54. 54.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    They need to be on the 6 & 7 o’clock shows.

  55. 55.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 3, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He gives off a really aggressive energy that seems aimed to bowl you over

  56. 56.

    Kayla Rudbek

    January 3, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    I’ve been trying to work this afternoon, but y’all are much more funnier than the current messes I’m trying to unsnarl and that I was putting off until this new quarter. And I live in a company town where the company is national politics, so I do need to keep up with current events…

  57. 57.

    piratedan

    January 3, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    something that comes to mind in regards to the usual GOP mindset… I sit back and think about all of the Reps, new and old, that brought their families to the Capitol today in order to see the rewards of Mom or Dad holding office and taking pride in their efforts and sacrifices and what do they get?

    GOP Clown Show and everyone is elect and no one is official… isn’t that special?

  58. 58.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Brachiator: ​
     

    the Constitution does not say that the Speaker must be a current member of Congress, and which goes on to suggest that a Republican who is not a current member be voted on

    Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the next Speaker of the House, Alex Jones!

  59. 59.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    :: shudder ::

  60. 60.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Agreed. Does it help us in 2024 if the Republican leader is Jordan?

  61. 61.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @PaulB:

    Yeah, but the grovelling and the caving is supposed to come before the floor vote, not during it.

    And now I can’t unsee McCarthy as that weirdo creep in Speedos explaining to the camera crew why he loves coming to Club Hedonism.

    “The grovelling and the caving, baby, the grovelling and the caving”  growls Speedo Kevin as he dry-humps the chamber floor and maintains eye contact while flicking his tongue between two moistened fingers. (shudder)

  62. 62.

    p.a.

    January 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    The plot is convoluted, the acting amateurish, the characters unlikable, but it is coming back for another day!  Set design is a plus: very realistic.

  63. 63.

    Suzanne

    January 3, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yeah, but a “warning” vote for Hakeem, if you’re in the GOP, would be an albatross on you forever. A career destroyer. But being strategically absent signals that they have to get their shit together, without the actual personal risk of the vote.

  64. 64.

    Edmund Dantes

    January 3, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    This was a misplay by the Dems. Should have applied maximum pressure until about midnight. Then let gop adjourn so they have to stay up all night strategizing or yelling at each other till they came back at noon.

  65. 65.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 3, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    @TaMara:
    Giving the shitshow the respect it deserves.  Glad to see my Rep brought a big tin of Garrett’s to share.

  66. 66.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    Former Republican congress critter David Jolly is on MSNBC saying Kevin will throw in the towel either tonight or tomorrow morning.

  67. 67.

    sdhays

    January 3, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    @Tony Jay: I don’t see how the people on the less-batshit-insane wing don’t get angry at Kevin for being so spineless. At some point, you’d expect some of them to do something to show that they have a vote here too.

  68. 68.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: I hear popcorn supplies were running perilously low.

  69. 69.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    January 3, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    Among other ways Kevin failed today, he didn’t know how many votes he had. Nancy always knew.

  70. 70.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: The House adjourned for the day?

    One down, 729 to go.

  71. 71.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    /eyeroll/

  72. 72.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: So who will it be?

  73. 73.

    Frank Wilhoit

    January 3, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @Tony Jay: ​
     Do buskers have plans? Do they have strategies? That is what you are looking at.

  74. 74.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 3, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @Brachiator: First, this isn’t the UK.  We are going to get a neutral Speaker when hell freezes over. Second, no to Obama.

  75. 75.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @sdhays:

    At the end of the day, even the least-crazy elements of the GOP House caucus are members of the 2023-era Republican Party and all have Primaries to worry about in two years.

    Meaning these are not the best people. They might be furious, but all they’re realistically going to do to express it is bail on Speedo Kevin and obediently vote for whoever gets coughed up by their fucked up Gauntlet of a nomination process.

  76. 76.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: More precisely, he didn’t know how many votes he didn’t have.

  77. 77.

    TooManyJens

    January 3, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    @PAM Dirac:

    IJS, if I were Biden, I’d have someone low-key looking into minting The Coin.

  78. 78.

    FelonyGovt

    January 3, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    This is great: Nancy Pelosi was quoted as saying that she had hoped Republicans would unite since they are in the majority, but “that’s their problem”.

    😀😀😀

  79. 79.

    Roger Moore

    January 3, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Especially since, unlike Pelosi, I can’t see him serving as an an ordinary rank-and-file member for the rest of his term; he’ll probably slink away and resign his seat.

    There’s a big difference between retiring from your leadership position on your own terms and being rejected by your caucus.

  80. 80.

    Cameron

    January 3, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    I’m glad they adjourned.  All it took was those three votes, and I had “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” starting to run through my head.

  81. 81.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    To be honest we don’t have a neutral Speaker in the UK either. We have a cowardly custard tartlet who may have once been a Labour ‘moderate’ but is now little more than a pearl-clutching yes-man overtly doing whatever he has to do to ‘earn’ the seat in the House of Lords his mouthy predecessor was denied.

  82. 82.

    🐾BillinGlendaleCA

    January 3, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    that weirdo creep in Speedos explaining to the camera crew why he loves coming to Club Hedonism.

    I believe that Speedos are not popular at Hedonism.  They let it all hang out.

  83. 83.

    PAM Dirac

    January 3, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Congress could vote for a Democrat. How about Obama? Yeah, it will never happen. But the GOP could do worse.

    I think the vote for the Speaker is kind of irrelevant for now. There is no governing majority no matter what kind of tricks are played to get a Speaker in place. Whoever gets in could be gone within days. That’s why I think the Ds should just ignore the situation for now. There is no point in grabbing a few Rs to elect a D Speaker or at least a D acceptable Speaker if that Speaker can’t do anything or gets overruled and/or booted out for trying to do anything. You have get enough Rs to really commit to some sort of agenda. If the only thing they will agree to is a clean debt ceiling bill, just do that by discharge petition and let the clowns beclown themselves on everything else. If there is enough agreement for a limited, but real agenda, then work it out ahead of time and get the votes lined up for more than just Speaker before you dive in. That point most likely will never come, but if it does, it will only happen after enough purple reps are sick enough of the clowns to make a substantial commitment to working with the Ds and I can’t see any possibility of that happening with out a lot more R humiliation. For now there is time to let that happen.

  84. 84.

    Brachiator

    January 3, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    First, this isn’t the UK.  We are going to get a neutral Speaker when hell freezes over. Second, no to Obama.

    I am just having fun watching the GOP jump through hoops to vote for a Speaker.

    And if not Obama, how about Hillary?

  85. 85.

    sdhays

    January 3, 2023 at 5:51 pm

    @Tony Jay: I just wonder if they have enough self-respect to extract concessions from Gym Jordan the way Gaetz et al have.

    Actually, I don’t wonder.

  86. 86.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 3, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    @Cameron:

    I’m glad they adjourned. All it took was those three votes, and I had “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” starting to run through my head. 

    🎶Take one down, shitshow all around…🎶

  87. 87.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    The Caucus Chairman, Representative Aguilar, could be called “the other Mayor Pete.” He was Mayor of Redlands, California before he flipped a Republican seat in 2014. Pete Aguilar is only 43 years old, so he must have been a fairly young mayor.

    Redlands is in interior Southern California, near San Bernardino.

  88. 88.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 3, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    @PAM Dirac: Remember, the bill to prevent default doesn’t have to get a unanimous vote of Republicans, just a majority of the House. If it’s not odious to Democrats they will vote for it. Now, if the bill is, like Kevin McCarthy, odious to both Democrats and the craziest 9 or 10 Republicans, then we have a problem. But there are options for the Congress to get to something passing. Here, Democrats have no incentive to help them.

  89. 89.

    Cameron

    January 3, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @Brachiator: I wouldn’t give them any Democrat they could hide behind, because that’s what they (and Our Liberal Media) would do.

  90. 90.

    Another Scott

    January 3, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    Norm!:

    Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein

    Just a few observations on the House. Most important, what “analysis” i have heard on cable is shallow. The exception is

    @DavidJollyFL

    who understands the motive of most of McCarthy’s opponents. It is not policy or concessions. He is an untrustworthy opportunist.
    5:17 PM · Jan 3, 2023

    Opponents know whatever McCarthy promises today he will snatch away tomorrow if he gets a better deal. They saw him condemn Trump on the House floor after January 6 and then go down to Mar-A-Lago to kiss his tush. He is weak and shallow. Not new—it played out this way in 2015.

    But if not Qevin, who?? Their burn it all down and teach Qevin a lesson tactic doesn’t get them anything if there is no Speaker and they can’t take office…

    Scalise must be boxing up his stuff and getting ready for the move to the big office… Unless the knives come out for him too…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  91. 91.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    @TooManyJens: ​
     

    IJS, if I were Biden, I’d have someone low-key looking into minting The Coin.

    Also having the Solicitor General prepare a legal argument that, if push comes to shove, Section 4 of the Fourteenth Amendment (“The validity of the public debt of the United States…shall not be questioned”) takes precedence over the debt limit.

  92. 92.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  So who will it be?

    Common speculation is that it will be Scalise or Stefanik. But at this point, who knows?

  93. 93.

    Scout211

    January 3, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    So think about California jackals tomorrow . . . Link

    The National Weather Service’s Bay Area office issued a frank and dire warning to citizens in a statement, saying the storm, which is currently forecast to begin peaking Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, could bring about flooding and the loss of life.

    “To put it simply, this will likely be one of the most impactful systems on a widespread scale that this meteorologist has seen in a long while,” the warning read. “The impacts will include widespread flooding, roads washing out, hillside collapsing, trees down (potentially full groves), widespread power outages, immediate disruption to commerce, and the worst of all, likely loss of human life. This is truly a brutal system that we are looking at and needs to be taken seriously.”

    A flood watch has been issued for the entire Bay Area from 4 a.m. Wednesday through 4 p.m. Thursday, with some areas expected to get up to 10 inches of rain. Wind gusts are expected to hit 50 mph, equivalent to a moderate tropical storm. Those are expected to peak between Wednesday afternoon and midnight.

  94. 94.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 3, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Cameron:

    I’m glad they adjourned. All it took was those three votes, and I had “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” starting to run through my head.

    At least with “99 Bottles of Beer,” each verse doesn’t take an hour and a half to sing.

  95. 95.

    TooManyJens

    January 3, 2023 at 5:57 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Sure, but that way’s less fun.

  96. 96.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Here, Democrats have no incentive to help them.

    So it appears, but I’m sure that any number of Serious Media People are even now putting together hard-hitting pieces on the Fundamental Importance of a functional Congress, and the need for Democrats to reach across the aisle and work with Republicans to elect a Speaker.

    And when they read those pieces, the Democrats will laugh and make more popcorn.

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    One could almost say that Donald J. Trump is either the Pandora’s box or the albatross hung around Republican necks.

    Either way, they made this bed and we all have to live in it.

  98. 98.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    many phone calls, dozens and hundreds of phone calls, big strong phone calls like you’ve never seen before with tears in their eyes, saying, “Sir…”

    Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake

    EXCLUSIVE: Former President Trump declined to say if he’s sticking by his endorsement of Kevin McCarthy for speaker tonight, telling me in a brief phone interview he’s had calls all day asking for support, and “We’ll see what happens. We’ll see how it all works out.”

  99. 99.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @TooManyJens: Wow, I did a double-take when I saw your nym.  So nice to see you here!

  100. 100.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @PaulB: OH NO, NOT STEFANIK

  101. 101.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 3, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @Ken: ​
     

    One down, 729 730 to go.

    Next year is a leap year.

  102. 102.

    Yutsano

    January 3, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @Brachiator: ​

    In the UK, the speaker resigns from the party they belong to, to be neutral. There could still be bias.

    Stop making me miss Bercow dammit! Better yet…how would his family feel about a couple years in the Colonies?

  103. 103.

    TS

    January 3, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    First, this isn’t the UK.  We are going to get a neutral Speaker when hell freezes over

    My limited knowledge of US political structures is that the US Speaker of the House is more like  the Westminster system Prime Minister than their Speaker. In the latter systems the PM is the leader of the majority party in the Commons (lower house with other names in different countries). The Speaker in a Westminster system has no political power, he/she simply controls the members in the house, the PM decides on legislation brought to the floor.

    In the US the Speaker is the leader of the majority party in the House of Reps & controls both the process and the content of what is debated.

    Of course some of the powers of a PM are also undertaken by the US President, the two systems use many of the same terms but are very different in operation.

  104. 104.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Somehow we need people on the news saying, “No disrespect to American voters, but it was a big mistake to vote for these people.”

  105. 105.

    Cameron

    January 3, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: “Kevin McCarthy?  I think I saw him in a couple of movies.  Very fine actor, very fine.  Very classy.”

  106. 106.

    Jackie

    January 3, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: I just saw that. Claire McCaskill cheered for a moment, then suggested that would mean the insurrectionists members of the GQP win.

    Who can get the 218 votes needed? It’s gonna be an interesting 24/48 hrs!

  107. 107.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 3, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    @Ken: One nice side effect of jumping from Twitter to Mastodon is that it provides an opportunity to reexamine how I decide who to follow there. One person I just followed expressed surprise that the Democrats weren’t caving preemptively in the name of bipartisanship or comity and said it was nice to see them, “for once, not being spineless dinks.”

    Sorry, that’s an unfollow. But if it’s getting through even to performative anti-Democrat leftists that the Democrats are united, I guess progress is happening.

  108. 108.

    TooManyJens

    January 3, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    It’s nice to be back!

    After more or less bailing on Twitter, I finally went and shook the dust off of my RSS reader (and made a mastodon account). I missed the blogosphere, damn it.

  109. 109.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I fudged a bit, because I didn’t know when they’d be holding this vote in 2025 — the 3rd will be a Friday, so maybe it will move to the 6th?

  110. 110.

    cain

    January 3, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @Cameron: That’s Andrew McCarthy!

  111. 111.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 3, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: Pandora’s Albatross is good album name.

  112. 112.

    cain

    January 3, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @TooManyJens: whats your mastodon id? mine is [email protected] – in case others are also interested.

  113. 113.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 3, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @TS: Right, the US has a separation between the legislative and executive branches that does not exist in a Westminster system–our President is the head of government. But in terms of the legislature alone, the Speaker of the House is more like the PM in the sense of being the majority party leader in the lower house.

    …Another difference is that our Senate is far more powerful than the House of Lords as I understand it, and also popularly elected. The Speaker has no role in the Senate. There, the Vice-President is theoretically President of the Senate, though in practice her role is more a formality in day-to-day work unless her tie-breaking vote is needed, as it has been very frequently of late. And there is a separate Senate Majority Leader.

  114. 114.

    TooManyJens

    January 3, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @cain:

    [email protected]

  115. 115.

    Cameron

    January 3, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @cain: Andrew, Charlie, Kevin, Theophrastus, whoever.

  116. 116.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 3, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    That’s what I thought until I tried it. It sounds awful, but it is compelling.

  117. 117.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 3, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @Yutsano:

    I miss Betty Boothroyd.

    “OR-der! OR-der! Or-DER!!!”

  118. 118.

    horatius

    January 3, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @different-church-lady: This will be a daily feature like Adam Silverman’s “War on Ukraine” series. I hope this series lasts longer than Adam’s.

  119. 119.

    stinger

    January 3, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that he’d been molested as a child. It would explain his angry energy, his looking the other way as a coach, his constant shouting to get  attention no matter how negative, etc.

  120. 120.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’ve been kind of hoping that Tom Cole (R-OK) would end up being a fallback, consensus candidate. Cole would be the first Chickasaw Speaker.

  121. 121.

    Feathers

    January 3, 2023 at 6:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: It is true that the terms “cheese” and “caramel” can cover a fairly wide varieties of flavor profiles.

    It’s like poutine, tasty, because it’s neither the cheese nor the gravy you are imagining.

  122. 122.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 3, 2023 at 6:29 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Stefanik makes sense, actually. Remember when we elected Obama and they made a black guy RNC chair just so they could pretend they weren’t racist and clap back at Dems?

    Pelosi leaves. They might get a lot of jollies out of ‘identity politics’ of pwning libs by electing a female speaker. And Stefanik is both establishment AND crazy, because everyone knows she has no morals or principles. I could see it.

  123. 123.

    Anyway

    January 3, 2023 at 6:29 pm

    Did The Squad vote for Jeffries?

  124. 124.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I liked how Speaker Bercow shut down some mouthy Tory one time:

    “That is MY ruling. And you can like it, OR YOU CAN LUMP IT!

  125. 125.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: I know it makes sense for them, because she is one of the most loathsome people who ever lived. But I was reacting for myself. The less of Stefanik I see, the better. McCarthy looks like an angel next to her.

    She’s worse than Greene or Boebert because she most certainly knows better.

  126. 126.

    Feathers

    January 3, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    Forgot to post what I came here for! Catherine Clark is my Congresswoman and I am so happy and proud for her! She is awesome.

  127. 127.

    MagdaInBlack

    January 3, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    I spent the day in bed, down comforter, sweat pants and sweatshirt, chills and my skin hurts ( neg to covid.)  I still think I had a way better day than Kevin McCarthy. Jeezuz these people are useless.

  128. 128.

    Righteous Hazard

    January 3, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    The GOP base runs off of two things: a Daddy, and his targets of humiliation. Isn’t hard to guess which category McCarthy falls into.

    An ideal betting market for predicting the  behavior of the GOP caucus for the next two years should be based not on votes, but on who gets to play daddy (did you get a load of Chip Roy’s burlesque?), and how much humiliation can any given vote dole out to RINOs and Dems who foolishly attempt to do the work of government.

  129. 129.

    Captain C

    January 3, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: So now is the time to buy more popcorn futures.

  130. 130.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @Anyway: Every Democrat did. Just like they unanimously elected Jeffries the new Leader.

  131. 131.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @Anyway:

    Dems were united.

  132. 132.

    Wapiti

    January 3, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @PaulB: would there really be that much difference between McCarthy and Jordan as Speaker?

    Jordan as Speaker means he doesn’t get to chair the Hunter’s penis investigation.

  133. 133.

    karen marie

    January 3, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @zhena gogolia: If I had to put money on any of them, it would be her.  She doesn’t have the obvious baggage that plagues the rest of the so-called leaders.

  134. 134.

    Another Scott

    January 3, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    Warning – TheHill:

    The opposition — and the embarrassing scene it created on the House floor on Tuesday — infuriated McCarthy’s supporters, who accused the detractors of empowering Biden and the Democrats on the very day Republicans were taking control of the lower chamber.

    Rep. Daniel Crenshaw, a third-term Texas Republican, called McCarthy’s opponents “political terrorists” who had put Republicans on a “path to suicide and getting Biden reelected in ’24.”

    Other McCarthy allies accused the detractors of being obstructionists without offering any concrete ideas — or putting forward a viable Speaker candidate — of their own.

    “When asked point blank what they wanted, they had no answer,” said an angry Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.).

    [ womp, womp ]

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  135. 135.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @Feathers: Representative Clark is also a member of the Cranberry Caucus. I thought that sounded kind of cool when I read it.

  136. 136.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Another Scott:

    So obstruction for obstruction’s sake sucks? Huh.

  137. 137.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @TooManyJens: Well, I’m excited to see you here!

  138. 138.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That works.

  139. 139.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 3, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @zhena gogolia: True, but the upside from all this is that Stefanik is… just noticeably awful. Boebert and Greene are nasty people and insane, for example. Stefanik is elitist, condescending, but not quick witted and just comes across as a deceptive ass every time I listen to her.

    Probably better for the country if she got it than Kevin. She’ll make them look even worse but govern exactly the same.

  140. 140.

    different-church-lady

    January 3, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @Another Scott: ​

    Rep. Daniel Crenshaw, a third-term Texas Republican, called McCarthy’s opponents “political terrorists”

    Dan, have you not been paying attention the past few years?​
     

    “When asked point blank what they wanted, they had no answer,” said an angry Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.).

    Like Johnny Rotten said: “All we’re trying to do is destroy everything.”

  141. 141.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit:

    Buskers? Sure they have plans. Turn up, play the popular tunes, hope nice people like them enough to hang around with them and…. ahhhhhhh, I see what you mean.

  142. 142.

    BR

    January 3, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: ​

    Yeah, Mastodon has really good mute and filter features too. There’s no algorithm pushing nonsense to me, and I can follow who I want, filter among the things they post to filter out things that are tiresome and/or mute individual users for specific durations. (Like if someone is live reporting sports that I’m not interested in, or some political event, or whatever.)

  143. 143.

    BR

    January 3, 2023 at 6:46 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: ​
    Wait — are you *the* Frank Wilhoit? Of the famous definition of conservatism that appeared as a blog comment somewhere several years ago?

  144. 144.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: My brother-in-law eats it that way when we get Garret’s.  I just can’t do it.  :-)

  145. 145.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    Every once in a while I like Jake Tapper

    Peter Sagal @petersagal 23m

    A while ago, on CNN: Analyst: You remember that after Newt Gingrich resigned, Republicans managed to find a consensus candidate to be Speaker.

    @jaketapper: Yes, a child molester.

  146. 146.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    who had put Republicans on a “path to suicide and getting Biden reelected in ’24.”

    @Another Scott:
    May it be so!

  147. 147.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    @Anyway: Every single Dem voted for Jeffries.  Every single time.

  148. 148.

    Tony Jay

    January 3, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA:

    In my defence he was doing Press and there was not a lot of material hammocking that banana.

  149. 149.

    zhena gogolia

    January 3, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @different-church-lady: Just like Bazarov in Fathers and Sons!

  150. 150.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    👍

  151. 151.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: oh, ugh, I’m sorry you are sick.

  152. 152.

    eachother

    January 3, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    “The reality is Rep. Kevin McCarthy doesn’t have the votes. I committed my support to him publicly and for two votes on the House Floor. 218 is the number, and currently, no one is there. Our conference needs to recess and huddle and find someone or work out the next steps…”

    I do not believe Cheat-o wrote the above.  Too coherent.

  153. 153.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    @Baud: “People Dems, United, Will Never Be Defeated.”  (chant)

  154. 154.

    CaseyL

    January 3, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @cain: ​
     

    Yes, but no. Andrew McCarthy is a relatively recent actor. There was indeed a Kevin McCarthy, chiefly famous for the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (and who played a tiny cameo in the 1978 remake).

  155. 155.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @Baud:

    So obstruction for obstruction’s sake sucks? Huh.

    Shocker.

  156. 156.

    cain

    January 3, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    The title is clearly a reference to the Pink Floyd song – “Us and Them”

    The follow up song is should be:

    Bon Jovi – “You Give Love a Bad Name”

    “Shot through the heart, and you’re too blame, darlin Lauren Boebert gave y’alls a bad name”

  157. 157.

    PaulB

    January 3, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @eachother: That was Donalds, as in Florida Representative Byron Donalds, explaining why he switched his vote to Jordan on the third ballot. That wasn’t Trump.

  158. 158.

    cain

    January 3, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: Until it all goes Southwest

  159. 159.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Except she’s kind of attractive in a traditional sense, and I think that gets her 10 extra points with males.

    edit: women can spot mean and vacuous women from a mile away.

  160. 160.

    Alison Rose

    January 3, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    All the popcorn talk and pics made me nostalgic for the old-school one we had when I was a kid. I Googled “old school orange popcorn maker” and lo and behold, this was it! It was great because you’d flip it over and the orange top doubled as a server. I loved watching as the popcorn slowly filled it up.

  161. 161.

    TS

    January 3, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

     Jeezuz these people are useless

    Given they can’t elect a speaker, useless is the polite way to describe what is now called the GOP. They care not one wit about the US, the people, or anything else. They thrive on the negative, on making sure if they aren’t getting it all, no-one has anything.

    From the outside, it is quite devastating to see what trump & his allies have done to the US.  I did not expect this in my lifetime. The amazing thing is that it may not be terminal – and for that Biden & Pelosi can take the credit

  162. 162.

    eachother

    January 3, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    Winter sucks.  My shoulders hurt from snow management.  It’s cold.

    You don’t feel well.  But you had a good day.  Me too.

  163. 163.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 7:04 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    True, but the upside from all this is that Stefanik is… just noticeably awful.

    I think we have to prepare ourselves for a massive campaign, led by the FTFNYT, to make her seem like American’s Best Congressperson. She will take the gavel away from McCarthy, sadly, but for the good of the nation.

  164. 164.

    Brachiator

    January 3, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Right, the US has a separation between the legislative and executive branches that does not exist in a Westminster system–our President is the head of government. But in terms of the legislature alone, the Speaker of the House is more like the PM in the sense of being the majority party leader in the lower house.

    You are correct here, but I don’t know that the Founders originally wanted the Congress to devolve into factions or parties. This happened almost immediately, but the Speaker, I think, was supposed to manage the entire Congress, not just the majority party.

    I think this just kinda quietly happened without anyone making any noise about it.

  165. 165.

    eachother

    January 3, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    @PaulB:

    Too articulate for Cheat-o.

    Today is living history day.  Tomorrow, I hope the clowns wear clown clothes for easier identification.

    In addition to popcorn, bring peanuts in shells to the House floor.  Elephants in the house.

  166. 166.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    @James E Powell:

    True, but the upside from all this is that Stefanik is… just noticeably awful.

    I think we have to prepare ourselves for a massive campaign, led by the FTFNYT, to make her seem like American’s Best Congressperson.

    The New York Times ran this article on Stefanik about 48 hours ago. It is not flattering.

    The Invention of Elise Stefanik
    To rise through the Trump-era G.O.P., a young congresswoman gave up her friends, her mentors and her ideals. Will it be enough?

  167. 167.

    jnfr

    January 3, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    When all the Dems stood up to applaud Jeffries, without even thinking I stood up here at my desk and applauded with them. I think Dems are doing us proud right now, all giggles on the House side and the Senate moving like a well-oiled machine.

  168. 168.

    James E Powell

    January 3, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Except she’s kind of attractive in a traditional sense, and I think that gets her 10 extra points with males.

    I try to avoid talking about female politicians’ looks because it’s sexist and, after all, it’s in the eye, etc., but I don’t think Stefanik is attractive to men generally in any way. Kind of generic, kind of “Karen.” No points.

  169. 169.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 7:20 pm

    Until our nightly Musk schadenfreude thread goes up, I’ll just leave this here:  Tesla stock dropped 15 points today, and if it does that again tomorrow it will go below 100, which some have speculated would be a margin-call trigger.

    Also if you’re quick, and do a Google search for “tesla stock”, their price graph has a weird spike in the after-hours trading. It looks like at 5:10 someone bought shares at $160, more than $50 over the price.  Glitch, or the sort of silly games that earn a call from the SEC?

  170. 170.

    Feathers

    January 3, 2023 at 7:24 pm

    @Geminid: Now you’ve got me curious about where the nearby cranberry farms might be. All the ones I know of are on the Cape or the south shore.

  171. 171.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    The gang who couldn’t vote straight

  172. 172.

    Bobby Thomson

    January 3, 2023 at 7:33 pm

    Regardless of whether he is deemed “white” or not, top right looks white.

  173. 173.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 3, 2023 at 7:33 pm

    @Ken: And if it does it for a week more, it’ll be $0!

    Glad to see it’s going down to a more reasonable amount, and I hope it keeps sliding. But past performance is no predictor, etc :/

  174. 174.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 3, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    @Ken:

    It looks like at 5:10 someone bought shares at $160, more than $50 over the price.  Glitch, or the sort of silly games that earn a call from the SEC?

    or some kind of option ploy gone very wrong? it would have to be a big position to register on that kind of graph, wouldn’t it?

  175. 175.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: ​
     

    3..2..1.. “I don’t know Kevin McCarthy. I’ve never met him. I wouldn’t know what he looked like if he was standing next to me.”

  176. 176.

    Captain C

    January 3, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @Ken:

    So it appears, but I’m sure that any number of Serious Media People are even now putting together hard-hitting pieces on the Fundamental Importance of a functional Congress, and the need for Democrats to reach across the aisle and work with Republicans to elect a Speaker.

    I imagine these have substantial overlap with the Serious Media People who are calling for Ukraine to allow itself to be exterminated by Russia in the name of peace.

  177. 177.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @Feathers: I think Rice is helping out her Bay State colleagues. A sort of agricultural Intersectionality.

  178. 178.

    StringOnAStick

    January 3, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @Ken: Some of that could be short covering.  As I recall, Telsa had a lot of shorts (shares borrowed to sell, betting you’d be able to buy them back cheaper at a later date), so the short side has been pretty crowded for a long time; it could be some of those shorts taking some profits on the trade.  After hours trades are notoriously thin, so the price action can be wild.

    It was all the shorting of Tesla stock that had that twit in a tizzy many times, frantic to hit them back because shorting “his” stock was an insult to his amazingness.  Now with each round of short covering, the price recovers a little, then resumes it’s slide down to reality.  Elmo hates that.  Plus, he will be getting more margin calls to put up $ to cover his loans, which will also pressure the stock as he sells to cover his loan principle.  The shine is way, way off that rose now; too bad, so sad.

  179. 179.

    Miss Bianca

    January 3, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    @Another Scott:

    “When asked point blank what they wanted, they had no answer,” said an angry Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.).

    Whoa…sounds like even *Republicans* are starting to get it about Republicans!

  180. 180.

    StringOnAStick

    January 3, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Probably a complex option strategy gone wrong.  The MOTU have learned nothing from the 2008 meltdown and have been slinging around even more leverage via derivatives.

  181. 181.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @TS: Trump may not have succeeded in wrecking our nation, but he’s done a good job so far wrecking the Republican Party!

  182. 182.

    Miss Bianca

    January 3, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    @Geminid: I’ll drink to that! Cheers!

  183. 183.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    McCarthy is so desperate that he's about to call Brad Raffensperger asking him to find him 15 more votes.
    — Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) January 3, 2023

    😂

  184. 184.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Pete Aguilar!  Hispanic.  As he said in his nomination speech… a hispanic man nominating a black man for Leader is historic.

  185. 185.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    @WaterGirl: I think you are right here. At least, one of the reasons I think Tulsi Gabbard could be a good 3rd-party presidential candidate is that she’s a looker.

  186. 186.

    WaterGirl

    January 3, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: That’s funny.

  187. 187.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 7:56 pm

    Tesla stock continued to crash falling a further down by (12.24%)– TODAY

    Share price has plummeted (71.79%) in the past year.

  188. 188.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @Geminid: Not Rice, dammit! Katherine Clark is in the Cranberry Caucus.

    Sometimes I think I should fire my proofreader. But he’s family.

  189. 189.

    Uncle Cosmo

    January 3, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @Baud: Dems were united, Thugs were untied. May it be continually so!

    Also, fuckem!

  190. 190.

    danielx

    January 3, 2023 at 8:02 pm

    At what point does TFG start referring to “My Kevin” as a loser whom he barely knows?​
     Oops beaten to it at #98

  191. 191.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 3, 2023 at 8:03 pm

    @Ken: ​
     

    I fudged a bit, because I didn’t know when they’d be holding this vote in 2025 — the 3rd will be a Friday, so maybe it will move to the 6th?

    The beginning of a Congress at noon on January 3rd is set by Section 1 of the 20th Amendment, and Section 2 says they will meet that day unless they pass a law setting a different date.

    I think they’ve legislated that if the 3rd falls on a Sunday, they move it to the following day, but that would be about the extent of it.

  192. 192.

    Anyway

    January 3, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    @Geminid:

    Ah, that’s great. I kinda expected that but they sometimes make idiosyncratic votes when the outcome is not in doubt,

  193. 193.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 3, 2023 at 8:06 pm

    @David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch: ​
     

    Such a shame. ;-D

  194. 194.

    Anyway

    January 3, 2023 at 8:08 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Awesome! I like No-Drama Dems…

  195. 195.

    Baud

    January 3, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    Watching MSNBC.  I wouldn’t mind it if that black lady who announced the votes ran the House if the Republicans can’t elect a Speaker.

  196. 196.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 8:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: @StringOnAStick: That makes sense, and of course we have to remember that this trade went very right for whoever sold the shares.

    A year ago Tesla was close to 400, so an option to sell shares at 160 would have been pretty cheap. Or, this might have been a case where person A said it would surely fall, person B said put your money where your mouth is, and they struck a deal which, I’m sure, B at the time thought was pure profit.

    Be funnier if B turned out to be Musk.

  197. 197.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Thanks, live and learn. (Not that I’ll remember this in a year.)

  198. 198.

    Ken

    January 3, 2023 at 8:30 pm

    @Geminid: Trump may not have succeeded in wrecking our nation, but he’s done a good job so far wrecking the Republican Party!

    “And that, class, is why although he died in prison after his conviction for treason, some historians view his political career as a success.”

  199. 199.

    sab

    January 3, 2023 at 8:36 pm

    @PaulB: I like my Speakers to at least wear a jacket to work.

  200. 200.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    January 3, 2023 at 8:39 pm

    Rep. Kevin McCarthy told his fellow Republicans “I earned this job” during a heated conference meeting Tuesday morning

    “I can handle things I’m smart — not like everyone says — dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!”

  201. 201.

    artem1s

    January 3, 2023 at 8:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    “We’ll see what happens. We’ll see how it all works out.”

    we’ll see how much money the candidates have to slip to him under the table.

  202. 202.

    sab

    January 3, 2023 at 8:44 pm

    @Geminid: Isn’t that James Fallows’ home town?

  203. 203.

    Freemark

    January 3, 2023 at 8:56 pm

    @Ken:  What is funny haha not funny strange is the last ah price quote is $107.00 at 8pm.

  204. 204.

    Geminid

    January 3, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    @sab:  I  don’t know. There is also a Redding, California (I think).

  205. 205.

    J R in WV

    January 4, 2023 at 7:25 am

    @Anyway:

    Did The Squad vote for Jeffries?

    Yes, the Democratic party was unanimous yesterday. For all the good that did us !

    Last?

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