Top stories and headlines, and even opinion pieces, can be pretty grim some days. Some days? This morning I noticed that the first 3 things I saw indicated good news. It’s still early, and it is news dump day, aka Friday, so who knows if it will last? I had better put this post up early-ish!
Some favorites so far:
The DOJ has taken over the corruption probe into TX Attorney General Ken Paxton
(Along with everything else that’s good about this, that’s a DC court instead of TX.)
Kari Lake Just Lost Her Election. Again.
(So sad!)
A year after invasion, has Russia already lost?
{Putin must be showering the walls with ketchup.)
Microsoft’s AI Chatbot is Going Off the Rails
(Happy to hear it!)
GOP Wants Candidates to Pledge Support for Nominee — But Some Resist
(hahahahaha)
Is anyone else seeing good news this morning, or is it just me?
Now all I need is an announcement that cryptocurrency is either going to be seriously regulated, or made illegal.
Open thread.
WaterGirl
Not a headline, but still good news from one of the jackals who attended the Adam Schiff event last night at Manny’s in San Francisco. “Packed and enthusiastic audience.”
Ken
The SEC is cracking down on cryptocurrencies, and has begun filing fraud charges against many of the major players.
(I note that all these examples illustrate that “good news” is relative — some people are very unhappy about all of these….)
frosty
Thanks! I feel the same way when I’m skimming headlines. These are good… back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. Or maybe later today (sigh).
WaterGirl
@Ken: Yeah, I almost added “good news for the good guys!”
WaterGirl
@Ken:
Very happy to hear that!
WaterGirl
I also LOVE that Tucker Carlson (who daily ruins my Tucker’s good name) is getting exposed for the fraud that he is. But will they cover it on Fox? If not, the folks who live in the Fox bubble will never know.
Baud
It’ll be a nearly top 10,000 blog in no time.
dmsilev
The government crackdown on crypto is well underway. Get out while you can
Baud
@dmsilev: What crypto needs is a new injection of Social Security funds.
Benw
@WaterGirl: he’s not 1/1000 of the good boi Tucker was! How’s Henry doing?
WaterGirl
@Baud: Yeah, but no AI anything can go off the rails like we do here on BJ. :-)
H.E.Wolf
Good news for jackals: we’ve made connections in the past 2 years which will be very useful in the 2024 campaign cycle. Of 5 states that Electoral-Vote blog predicts will be crucial for Democrats, we have strong GOTV partners in 4 for sure; maybe all 5.
https://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2023/Items/Feb16-3.html
WaterGirl
@Benw: My sweet boy, Tucker. It’s been a year and 2 days. [insert tears emoji here]
Henry is good, even after his big adventure on Wednesday. :-) I actually slept last night, so I guess I have put the scare behind me.
WaterGirl
@H.E.Wolf: Interesting!
Four for sure!
We need to get to work on PA and NC going forward.
JCJ
@H.E.Wolf:
I received a postcard the other day reminding me of the Wisconsin Supreme Court primary election next week. I sent a happy thought to all of the B-J postcard writers. As a bonus, this time I have not already voted! I often get these after early voting has started and the ballot has already been cast.
I did find it interesting the other day I drove by the office of the Thug Party of Waukesha County. They have a sign outside for Jennifer Dorow so they are picking sides. I occasionally have to drive through Crazy Land where I do see a few Dan Kelly signs but no Dorow signs
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
I hope he’ll still hang out with us once he’s a US Senator.
WaterGirl
@JCJ: The Rs are definitely picking sides in the WI Supreme Court primary, and it’s getting kind of ugly.
Dem candidates are not publicly fighting and all the organizations are saying “vote for one of these two.”
Ken
@WaterGirl: It’s not just Carlson, the “Dominion files” show that many of the Fox on-air personalities thought the election-fraud story was bogus nonsense, but still pushed it. In terms of punctured bubbles, it would be great if this news somehow gets to TFG and gets him angry at their betrayal.
“A demonic force”… “He could easily destroy us…” — Tucker Carlson, in perhaps the one bit of accurate reporting he’s ever done
Marmot
I heard this on the radio just this morning, sun was shining and birds a-chirping.
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: Hoping so, too!
Gin & Tonic
@WaterGirl: Matt Levine’s newsletter/column yesterday outlined a brand-new SEC proposal that would make most crypto trading – as it is currently structured – illegal. Kind of technical, but worth a read, since he is very skilled at boiling down the technical stuff.
Dorothy A. Winsor
@SiubhanDuinne: Visiting with him made me an even bigger Schiff fan. I’m apparently open to influence
Eolirin
I have access to the chatbot. It has things they need to fix, it can get defensive and will attempt to justify false assertions it makes if you push back on it really aggressively, to the point of gaslighting you, but it’s already pretty useful as long as you don’t take what it’s saying as 100% authoritative and actually follow back its citations. It’s still making a few too many errors too.
But all of that will continue to improve over time, and it’s a much better way to get quick and concise answers to certain kinds of queries, especially for less tech savvy people. They did a really good job on the user experience. The AI itself just needs a little more work.
Marmot
@WaterGirl:
Guess I’ve been distracted — is this related to the Dominion suit?
Raven
Cat update?
Mike in Pasadena
Just read Philip Bump’s Wapo column published yesterday comparing TFG’s ability to be everything to a GQPer’s delight in 2016 to the record he now has established. DeSatan compared and contrasted. Good comments as well. Worth a quick read.
Marmot
Oh! And this:
Why happy? I’d had this thought flit by that the new Bing could take the ad-revenue wind out of Google’s search engine, or at least force ad buyers to take a more skeptical look at the efficacy of those ads. Google’s search engine has utterly gone to crap over the years.
Spanky
Alexandra Petri:
JoyceH
@Marmot: The Paxton news made my day too. That guy was Indicted years ago! Like seven or eight. That case hanging on so long is just crazy.
rikyrah
@dmsilev:
It was always A SCAM!
Burnspbesq
Big news for type 2 diabetics: the Dexcom G7 continuous glucose monitoring system is available in the USA starting today. Type 1s will probably have to wait a bit for compatibility issues with pumps to get sorted, but for folks like me this is a BFD.
prostratedragon
Yep, I’d say of all those wonderful headlines, the one on Paxton is the biggest winner. Also, that doc dump in the Dominion case looks like it could help many dreams come true.
mrmoshpotato
@Baud:
And all of everyone’s 401K funds too!
Eolirin
@Marmot: I think it has a very good chance of doing so, eventually. But it’s not ready for a wide release yet. Open question whether they get it solid enough before people get over the novelty and decide to move on.
Google will get its own version out eventually too, so MS needs it to work well enough soon enough that they beat them to market by at least a year with a compelling enough version that people stick with or they won’t change habits.
Anonymous At Work
Fox News hosts called 2020 election fraud ‘total BS’ in private, new Dominion court filing says
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fox-news-hosts-called-2020-230800622.html
Such a nice feeling to see Dominion has the goods on Fox “News” AND each individual that they are suing individually.
OzarkHillbilly
@WaterGirl: Fox News in a court filing:
“No rational person would ever believe anything Tucker Carlson says.”
United States District Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil:
“I agree.”
Dismissal
Burnspbesq
@Marmot:
Dominion filed an exhaustively documented motion for summary judgment a while back, but under seal, and the redacted version was made public yesterday. “Damning” is an understatement.
H.E.Wolf
And maybe our GOTV partners in the first four will have some leads for us…it’s a good-news day, so I’m optimistic!
kindness
The Dominion v Fox suit is just awesome news. Both sides filed for Summary judgement yesterday. Eric Wemple has a great run down of the Dominion filing (sourced from DKos):
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1626372140479004672.html
Ken
@OzarkHillbilly: I don’t suppose there’s any way to use that to get someone committed for psychiatric observation? “You said you believed Carlson, and as established by law that means you are not rational…”
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
Any chance we could reach out to him for another “Chatting with Jackals on Zoom” event one of these times?
taumaturgo
To win at all cost, lie, cheat and commit voter fraud. https://www.businessinsider.com/wife-of-iowa-republican-accused-of-casting-23-fraudulent-votes-2023-1?op=1
WaterGirl
@Raven: I have been in touch with the jackal who wants the cat, and I have written to the person at number 88 who thought he could fly him most of the way. Waiting to hear back from that commentor. Looking good so far.
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: that’s been on my list for a while but I wanted to time it right.
Christopher had Alex and Susan holidays etc.[Dictation fail.] That should have been first we had Christmas and holidays and the elections, etc. But I think it’s already on my list for the next week or two.H.E.Wolf
How wonderful that you received a postcard! Who knows; maybe a lurker wrote it. :)
Among the many things I like about the Postcards To Voters and PostcardPatriots organizers is that they tell the writers the timeframe to get them mailed.
Speaking of lurking… my non-social-media self is hovering over the Twitter feed for Postcards To Voters, waiting for each new postcard campaign to be announced. (This week there’s one for a Tampa City Council election in early March.)
https://twitter.com/democratwit
Marmot
@Eolirin: Yeah fully agreed.
If I can expand my irresponsible speculation, I’m hoping it’ll free up ad dollars to go elsewhere, maybe even back to actual news outlets. A Marmot can dream.
Is my experience with Google search common? I mean, for anything technical or specific, the blasted thing returns a page or two full of “oh so you want to buy? You can buy here best prices!” Even Advanced Search is a dumb wrestling match.
I swear there was a period between the days of full-Boolean and today’s landscape when Google was pretty good. As it is, I’m forcing the thing to do Boolean stuff, but it’s harder to do!
Benw
@WaterGirl: good! I’m glad you’re doing okay after that!
CODave
@Gin & Tonic:
Search for “The SEC Comes for Crypto Custody”. It’s behind a paywall at Bloomberg, but the daily email is free.
WaterGirl
@WaterGirl: Now that I’m back home,I can see that I have that on my calendar for the week of 2/27.
Marmot
@Burnspbesq: Yeah, that’s what I’m asking about. I just hadn’t heard anything about Tucker specifically, except for today on NPR when the presenter (a dude, don’t remember who) said Tucker stood up to Sydney Powell’s crazy claims, but other hosts let it rip.
WaterGirl
@Gin & Tonic: thank you!
Roger Moore
@JoyceH:
It’s almost like it was a mistake to allow the fox to investigate the break in at the chicken coop.
jonas
@Anonymous At Work: IANAL and all that, but do these email/texts from Fox substantially undermine their defense, namely that giving airtime to the election/Dominion fraud allegations was “just asking questions” kind of stuff, regardless of whether the host agreed with it or not?
Kent
In other good news it looks like the Federal government is starting to take a more skeptical look at Tesla and their self-driving issues. There is not only a big Tesla recall underway but it sounds like regulators are finally getting skeptical of Tesla’s approach to using our public highways as their beta testing arena.
I’m a big EV person but I’m skeptical of Tesla’s self driving claims.
danielx
As JoyceH noted, Paxton has been under indictment for securities fraud since 2015…but somehow or other the case has never come to trial. Almost enough to make one lose faith in Texas judicial proceedings. Seeing Paxton getting perp walked would make my
dayyear.Brachiator
@Eolirin:
This is unacceptable. How do you “improve” this away? It should not happen at all.
BeautifulPlumage
@WaterGirl: Speaking of kitty relay, I live/ work near SeaTac so can pick up missy and deliver her north anywhere on I-5 as far as Bellingham if needed. My work lets me be flexible, so most anytime/day works.
danielx
@Baud:
Dammit, that idea was supposed to be a secret!
WaterGirl
@BeautifulPlumage: That’s great!
Is there any way you could post that to the kitty thread, too, so all of that kind of information is in one place?
Link to kitty thread.
trnc
Not a happy headline, per se, but I’m glad Tesla is recalling their deathmobiles.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/16/tesla-recalls-362758-vehicles-says-full-self-driving-beta-software-may-cause-crashes.html
Happy that this should prevent some deaths, but I’ll admit being somewhat ecstatic that Elon is probably blowing a gasket.
Brachiator
@dmsilev:
Unfortunately, many people don’t follow the news on this and may get stuck with big losses if the crypto craze collapses.
SomeRandomGuy
There’s absolutely nothing strange about the new chatbot. It is a computer system, that can defeat the Turing test – that is, a person “talking” to it can’t tell that it’s a machine/AI system. It is still a machine, one without the capacity for moral reasoning, and one without lived experiences.
Put another way, it’s not “off the rails” since it’s a 747, not a train. While it can transport people and cargo from point A to point B, it doesn’t magically become a train that runs on rails that it can go “off” of; it remains an airplane, that should never be on rails per se. Judging it because it has results that are extremely strange for a person, is like asking a chess computer how to make a nice chocolate cake. It will likely respond “e4” (e4 being a first/opening move in chess).
BeautifulPlumage
@WaterGirl: I will after this appt I’m headed into
lowtechcyclist
@WaterGirl:
If I see someone watching Fox News, I’m gonna say, “hi, pawn.” Because that’s what they are.
laura
@Burnspbesq: Page 3 Table of Contacts section G!
Amir Khalid
I’ve finally begun thinking about getting another cat. (It’s no use waiting until I’m done grieving for Bianca, I have learned, because I never will be.) I’ll need to make an appointment with an animal shelter, and acquire some needful items first. This shelter’s website says it offers neutering, vaccinations, deworming, microchipping, a starter pack of food, and a free first vet visit — at RM60 (US$13.50) for an adult DSH cat, plus whatever I donate on top of that. I’m a bit nervous about the process, because I didn’t adopt from a shelter before; Bianca just decided to follow me home.
I have not formed a preference in gender or appearance of the cat or things like that. All I’m hoping for is to have a bond with them. (Although if it’s a girl, I might decide to name her Scully.)
Ken
Hence the behavior Eolirin noted above: “it can get defensive and will attempt to justify false assertions it makes if you push back on it”. If it didn’t do that, we’d instantly know it’s not human.
It’s like that earlier version of a chatbot (was it Apple?) that was trained on social media postings, and came out a hyper-aggressive racist scumbag.
jonas
Many observers say it has collapsed, particularly after the implosion of FTX, but for some reason Bitcoin is still trading close to the $25k mark, so I dunno. Seems like there’s still plenty of craze there to deflate.
Eolirin
@Brachiator: Why shouldn’t it? It’s been trained on human behavior. It’s going to react in a human like way to being told it’s wrong and/or lying.
They have some parameters that they need to tweak so it does it less, which is why it’s still in limited preview. But I’m not sure they can fully eliminate it with current techniques, if the prompts given to it lead a certain direction. It’s trying to find responses that match the situations it’s put in, based on its training data which is the entire internet.
It’s way less unhinged than it should be, given that, already.
Amir Khalid
@Eolirin:
That’s a little too HAL 9000 for me.
oatler
@Marmot:
Google is mellow. My search engine was hijacked by Yahoo and if you search for “teleology” it’ll show you “teleological mugs, t-shirts near you”. I just use Google Images and go from there.
Matt McIrvin
@Eolirin: I’m still a bit stunned by how much this debacle in general resembles HAL 9000 going bugfuck over the AE-35 antenna-pointing unit.
“Well, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to… human error.”
mrmoshpotato
@WaterGirl: Go home, Siri. You’re drunk.
brantl
@WaterGirl: I wish Jon Stewart would go back and stomp on him again.
Chief Oshkosh
Augusto Pinochet and Francisco Franco are still dead.
raven
@WaterGirl: cool!
Anoniminous
If you want to get beyond the standard Marketing and Sales hype* regarding ChatGPT & etc., Gary Marcus is on the job so I don’t have to waste my time debunking the latest AI BS.
* “ChatGPT’s creator, OpenAI, is now reportedly in talks with investors to raise funds at a $29 billion valuation, including a potential $10 billion investment by Microsoft. That would make OpenAI, which was founded in San Francisco in 2015 with the aim of building superintelligent machines, one of the world’s most valuable AI companies.” — OpenAI Used Kenyan Workers on Less Than $2 Per Hour to Make ChatGPT Less Toxic
Mr. Bemused Senior
@Chief Oshkosh: that is why people are searching for a replacement.
RSA
Not Microsoft’s chatbot, but still mildly entertaining:
Honestly? Not very convincing.
mrmoshpotato
@Amir Khalid: Well, I guess you won’t be installing the chatbot on your spaceship. :)
Paul in KY
@Amir Khalid: Hope you find the cat you want & need, Amir! I bet there’ll be several that would do nicely.
sab
Earlier this morning I saw a young couple trotting down my street with my neighbors’ black german shepherd by the collar. I thought it was his owners. He is a trained schutzund but a real sweety. Everyone was in raingear so I thought he was with his owners. I wondered why the collar clutch and no leash. They usually walk him on a leash but he is such a good boy it is not needed.
I have a black german shepherd cardboard silhouette on a spring in my yard. It twirls around and bounces, and is supposed to scare off raptors from the bird/squirrel feeder.
Turns it was a completely different young couple who found him up the street thinking about going into the 1000 acre Metropark. They grabbed his collar and dragged him back down the street looking for his home. They knocked on my door because of our cardboard yard dog. I sent them next door. Eventually they got the neighbor’s attention.
Happy ending. But I hope she keeps a better eye on him in the unfenced yard. He is a sweet gorgeous boy, with an unusually trusting nature for a GSD. My late lamented shepherd was a sweetheart, but I don’t know if she would have put up with strangers dragging her by her collar.
They could have stolen him instead of returning him! He is that nice of a dog.
sdhays
@jonas: Money isn’t going to launder itself.
Eolirin
@Matt McIrvin: I’m actually kinda annoyed that it’s being treated as a debacle, given that it’s actually fairly useful, albeit still imperfect, if you’re not trying to have a lengthy conversation with it.
I feel like it’s being held to a higher standard than normal search for correctness, and it really shouldn’t be.
It’s pretty funny watching people like Musk talk about the dangers of chatbots sounding authoritative while being incorrect while presiding over massive misinformation distribution platform that people are primed to trust way more than they will an AI chatbot.
kalakal
@Amir Khalid: If it’s anything like my experience the hardest part is you want to love them all. But, or at least for me, there was one which just clicked with me and all went well.
Good luck and I look forward to hearing about your new friend.
Only time I’ve been to a shelter the others have all been waifs & strays
scav
If it’s trained to be highly aggressive and to push-back defending false assertions, then maybe a search engine isn’t the proper role for the little design triumph. Rather like a car programmed to randomly apply the breaks on freeways and sometimes ignore stop signs and/or pedestrians might not be the ideal free-range driverless wonder toy.
Mr. Bemused Senior
@sdhays: Maybe we can get ChatGPT to select crypto investments and everyone will get rich!
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
Oh, wonderful! I didn’t know you were seriously considering another Schiff-a-thon for our delectation.
Eolirin
@scav: It’s not trained to be aggressive, the aggressiveness is not intended behavior, but these things are not directly controllable like that. It can also slide into a panicked apologeticness and beg you for forgiveness for getting something wrong.
Humans have strong emotions and those strong emotions are part of it’s training data. They can come up in various places because the prompts and the conversation suggest those kinds of responses. There is a filter that sits on top of the algorithm that tries to limit inappropriate responses, but there are holes in its net still.
Matt McIrvin
@Eolirin: It’s its tendency to double down when pushed that’s a problem. Without that, it’s just a search engine giving wonky and corrupted results, the kind of thing you see all the time. But it seems to spin those results into a simulated belief system that it defends aggressively.
scav
@Mr. Bemused Senior: Add it to Teslas and it can tell the drivers and passengers why they should be pleased to be locked in the most innovative and prestigious burning car on the highway!
Roger Moore
@Brachiator:
The fundamental issue is that crypto is worthless. The value is going to go to zero one way or another, so massive losses are already baked in. The only question is who is going to lose the money. Maybe some of the people currently holding crypto can sell it off, but that just means the people who buy it from them will lose money instead. It would be nice if we could stick the losses on people who deserve to lose the money, but that’s not going to happen. The best we can do is to arrest the scammers, take whatever wealth they have left, and use it to compensate the losers.
Chief Oshkosh
@Mr. Bemused Senior: Hey, way to make us feel better, man.
indycat32
@Amir Khalid: Be careful. The last time I went to the shelter to get a cat I came home with two.
kalakal
@Marmot:
I’m getting this more and more. Bizarrely I often get the situation where a site I’m trying to reach comes in at 10th place behind the facebook page, the instagram page, the twitter page, and old Uncle Tom Cobley and all. If I owned the site I’d be vexed
Kathleen
@WaterGirl: Heart Emoji!
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@Spanky: There are freight tracks running past the cowork space I use, on which I constantly see trains full of oil tanks. I watch them and try not to think of all the Rachel Maddow stories on how dangerous those tanks are and what a huge environmental disaster it is when there’s a train accident involving them.
Miss Bianca
@Amir Khalid: Oh, yay, Amir!
ETA: There’s a happy headline for us! :)
scav
@Eolirin: “Trained to” or not isn’t exactly the question. “Apt to” will work for the purposes of my suggestion that search engine isn’t the appropriate venue for the gizmo. Probe to hallucination isn’t a real qualification for some-thing/-one one turns to as an expert. “Oh he’s just the most astonishing and highly trained surgeon! Of course, he treats one for made up diseases or amputates the wrong thing every so often, but the bedside manner is SO realistic!”
Geminid
@SiubhanDuinne: Representative Schiff is a strategic thinker. He may decide to hold on to the Balloon Juice card, and play it in the runoff where it will have the most impact.
WereBear
@WaterGirl: So glad you put the happy ending first.
Baud
@RSA:
Not enough cursing.
Hungry Joe
@Amir Khalid: Our Scully cat — a black Western Long-haired Gully Jumper* — lived almost 20 years to the day. Great cat, great name. Do it.
* I may have invented that breed.
Brachiator
@Eolirin:
That may be the problem.
What does this method of searching do that is better than typing information requests on screen?
Amir Khalid
@Hungry Joe:
Will people look at me funny if I say I named her after Agent Dana Scully?
WaterGirl
@Amir Khalid: Happy that you feel like you are ready to think about another cat. I wasn’t sure I could love another cat after I lost my kitty soulmate.
My last words as I walked out the shelter with Miss Willow and Mr. Bear were “but what if I can’t love them?”
I do love them, of course, with all my heart! It’s still not the same as with Quiver. When your first kitty love turns out to be your kitty soulmate, too, that’s a tough act to follow.
I’m glad you feel ready. Or at least ready enough!
Ken
@Eolirin: @Matt McIrvin: You’re reminding me of Charles Stross’s Saturn’s Children. The narrator, a robot, at one point explains that humans never really learned how to make AIs from scratch, so they hit on the strategy of raising them.
You start with some very complicated processors in an extremely complicated robotic baby body, and turn it on. Then wait for a year while it learns to focus its eyes and put its feet in its mouth — “what you’ve got is an emulation of a baby Creator, and they don’t boot up properly if they don’t receive the right stimuli with the right timing” — and move it to a bigger body. Repeat for fifteen to twenty years, and you have an intelligent robot able to behave just like an adult human.
(Except of course what human wants one of those, so the last part of the training is conditioning to make sure they fear, worship, and obey us. Which is one of the reasons why the post-human robot society is so screwed up….)
trollhattan
@Ceci n est pas mon nym:
UP freight line and siding yard about half mile from the house. Sometimes the tanker strings parked there are so long I can’t see the ends. The UN placard numbers are a source of endless fascination.
Anonymous At Work
Via Kevin Drum, per the New York Times (not linking to them as a principle), Senator Rick Scott has admitted that he is dumber than President Biden and worse at politics and has no principles:
Joe Biden’s Social Security trap is now complete
https://jabberwocking.com/joe-bidens-social-security-trap-is-now-complete/
Sure Lurkalot
@jonas:
“Just Asking Questions”
trollhattan
@Amir Khalid: Pod bay doors remain unopened.
Kay
So good. The Onion:
Ken
Now I am trying to imagine what collectible card game could possibly have “The Balloon Juice Commentariat” as a card, and what our special power would be.
Baud
@Kay:
Perfect.
Brachiator
@scav:
Imagine a car where you can select “Road Rage” mode.
Hungry Joe
@Amir Khalid: No. Most people got it and loved it; I mean, who doesn’t love Dana Scully?* I would occasionally be asked if we named her after the Dodgers’ broadcaster Vin Scully. As a San Diegan, I took great offense.
*Gillian Anderson KILLED it as Margaret Thatcher, and is currently killing it on “Sex Education.”
Kirk Spencer
@Matt McIrvin:
Applause for appropriate application of the apostrophe.
trollhattan
@Anonymous At Work:
Our suburbs are “not sending their best” to congress. Witness this schmuck.
Amir Khalid
@Brachiator:
Don’t give Elon any ideas. He’s reckless enough to like that one.
WaterGirl
@sdhays: I’m hoping that it will cut down on crimes like human trafficking where everything is paid in bitcoin.
scav
@Amir Khalid: I just assumed that was its in-house project name.
Baud
@Ken:
Pissing off Omnes.
Brachiator
@Roger Moore:
If the market for crypto collapses, there will be no one to sell anything to.
Unfortunately, that’s not how these scams usually end.
Roger Moore
@Ken:
Obviously, it would be Illuminati. I think we would count as liberal weird.
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: Hoping! It’s worth a try, anyway. I obviously don’t know what the response will be.
Maybe he will remember us from our nice little thank you “note”
Baud
I don’t mind it if AIs aggressively push back when anti-vaxxers and other right wingers argue with it.
WaterGirl
@Matt McIrvin: That’s what I don’t get. Why would anyone want to use something that was designed to make shit up, providing information that might be correct, or might not be?
There’s too much of that already on the internet without deliberately going to an AI system that does that.
WaterGirl
@Roger Moore: It’s like that children’s game where the number of chairs is one fewer than the number of people, and when the music stops, you have to grab a chair.
The only question is who isn’t going to get the chair when the music stops.
edit: Musical chairs! (thanks Amir)
Brachiator
@Kay:
RE: So good. The Onion:
Wow. Right on target.
Major Major Major Major
That’s bad actually! Companies shouldn’t be rushing out evil AIs! Large Language Models aren’t like image generators–people actually assign them agency, and their ideas, heft. Their tendency to confidently hallucinate and lie while sounding like a human is troubling, and the corporate wish to rush these out just because somebody else released one is bad!
@WaterGirl:
I’ll take that bet! Just give me $10,000 of TPU time…
@Marmot:
And Google’s response will be rushing out their own evil chatbot! This is bad!
sab
@Amir Khalid: We have four cats in my house, but only one was my soulmate.
I posted on BJ about taking him to the pet hospital to rehydrate. It didn’t work. His kidneys were too far gone. They euthanized him New Year’s morning. I didn’t post a word because I was so shocked and so sad.
We have four other cats but he was my buddy and soulmate. All the other cats felt the same. Collections of cats compete. He didn’t. He loved us all and spent his days smoothing things out, helping us get along.
My other four cats are still stunned, shocked and lonely. They miss him, wandering around loving everyone.
WaterGirl
@indycat32: Me, too!
But I would never knowingly get just one kitty again. They were siblings and played all the time.
The trick is that if you lose one of them, then what do you do?
WaterGirl
@Kathleen: Thank you!
WaterGirl
@Miss Bianca:
Baud
@Major Major Major Major:
Too late. I find their ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to their newsletters.
WaterGirl
@WereBear: I didn’t want anyone to be worried like I was. :-)
WaterGirl
@Amir Khalid: Definitely not!
Scully is a terrific choice.
scav
@WaterGirl: My bet is more along the lines that it’s likely a wonderful bit of basic scientific development with long term potential that unfortunately was funded in a business environment and thus needs to be monetized and released into the wild on an entirely arbitrary schedule.
ETA and furthermore somehow squeezed into whatever business heading (search engine) they happened to fund it under.
Major Major Major Major
@Marmot: Google search is terrible. Recently I was trying to find the website for a bakery so I searched for it. All it gave me was apps for ordering from the bakery, and other websites that had scraped its menu. I eventually found the website on one of the scraped menus. And it was “[name-of-bakery].com”. This is like the easiest thing in the world to get right, for fuck’s sake.
WaterGirl
@Anonymous At Work: Victory! (Partially, at least)
He still wants to sunset everything else, including, apparently, Medicaid, CHIP (sp?) etc.
Fair Economist
@Kent:
The “recall” is a PR fake. They’re just updating their software, over WiFi, which they do all the time. Regulators are really getting skeptical, fortunately.
My husband owns a Tesla and has become a Tesla fanboy. I can testify it drives acceptably on a freeway but unacceptably on surface streets, even wide, thoroughly signaled, suburban roads. Unacceptable as in tries to cause a crash every few miles. I wouldn’t dream of driving it in a true urban environment – it would be a disaster.
My husband regrettably works overtime on making excuses for its unacceptable surface street driving.
Brachiator
@Baud:
Ha! Problem is, how would the AI know who is asking the questions?
Paul in KY
@Amir Khalid: Might. Especially if they have no idea what that references. But, who cares?
Paul in KY
@Ken: Used cat litter bombs.
mrmoshpotato
@RSA:
Agreed. It’s talking about Rethuglicans and doesn’t even start with “Oh, what the fuck is it now?!”
citizen dave
@Chief Oshkosh: Mentioned it the other day, but you remind me that today, in fact, Rush Limbaugh celebrates two years being drug-free. He’s at the Bellefontaine Cemetery in Saint Louis if anyone needs to go #1.
Baud
@Major Major Major Major:
I used to be able to use Google to search the comments here. It doesn’t work well anymore.
Amir Khalid
@Hungry Joe:
Interestingly, Chris Carter always said he named Dana Scully after Vin Scully.
I’ve always felt that what really made The X-Files such an iconic show was the Mulder-Scully love story: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson were able to make it completely convincing over a quarter of a century, and the relationship was the real spine of the show.
Major Major Major Major
@Baud: I think part of that is fallout from when the site disappeared.
Paul in KY
@WaterGirl: I was pretty damn good at that one back in the day.
geg6
@Eolirin:
Perhaps, but no thanks. I cannot imagine using it at all ever.
Anonymous At Work
@jonas: Sorry, missed this. IAAL but not one involved in the case. Those emails pretty much allow Dominion to prove the most difficult aspect of the factual case, “actual malice”, by showing that everyone at FOX knew that what they were presenting on air was false. Dominion thought this material was so powerful that they included it in a Motion for Summary Judgement (i.e. “there’s no jury that cannot find for our side, even if you interpret all the evidence against us.”)
There’s an aspect of “First Amendment right to broadcast the controversy” that may allow the Supreme Court to let Fox off the hook, but that’s a separate thing.
PBK
@sab: I’m so sorry. Really liked his name too. Starscream. Poor other kitties will need extra loving.
Anonymous At Work
@jonas: Sorry, missed this. IAAL but not one involved in the case. Those emails pretty much allow Dominion to prove the most difficult aspect of the factual case, “actual malice”, by showing that everyone at FOX knew that what they were presenting on air was false. Dominion thought this material was so powerful that they included it in a Motion for Summary Judgement (i.e. “there’s no jury that cannot find for our side, even if you interpret all the evidence against us.”)
There’s an aspect of “First Amendment right to broadcast the controversy” that may allow the Supreme Court to let Fox off the hook, but that’s a separate thing.
Paul in KY
@sab: Very sorry, sab. He sounds like a he was the bestest cat. I had to put down my Mongo back in mid December. I thought he was the sweetest cat & I really miss him. Please cuddle the rest of the gang, they are grieving too.
sab
I am now officially old. Went to BMV (Bureau of Motor Vehicles) to renew both my car registration and my drivers license.
Used to be when I renewed my driver’s license I did full makeup, which I did not do in real life.
This time I decided NoWay. Make-up me doesn’t even look like me so why bother.
Also too, husband this year told me it has always been weird for him when we have dates on the town because I put on makeup, and that is not how I look in real life. It disturbs him. Wish I had known years ago.
TriassicSands
Hold on there. Don’t you mean, poor victimized Kari Lake once again had her election stolen from her by commies and Democrats? That poor woman. Like the world’s biggest victim, Donald Trump, the forces of evil — that is free and fair elections — have once again stepped in to rob Ms. Lake of her hardly [sic] won victory. Getting the most votes is a poor way to determine the winner in an election. On the contrary, victory should be awarded to the candidate who whines the most and the loudest about imaginary wrongdoing. What has this country become that we refuse to reward WATBs for their incessant moaning and groaning? We are doomed.
Anonymous At Work
@WaterGirl: Honestly, the only thing confusing in the entire thing is the “US Navy” bit. I figured the highly-principled and uncorrupt Senator Rick Scott took a high-5 or low-6 figure bribe to include that bit. Probably because there might no longer be the votes for several Naval boondoggles, but frankly, Air Force is where the boondoggles are the most in-danger AND have the strongest Florida connection.
sab
@PBK: Sweetest cat ever, but sometimes in the middle of the night he would howl. We fed him and hauled him off to bed. He was never neglected. Complaining Siamese related cats do get heard.
PBK
@Amir Khalid: Absolutely. And it was a mature relationship, realistically portrayed, not some superficial, TV trope sort of thing.
trollhattan
@TriassicSands: I think there’s a rule that after every firmware update, Kari Lake is awarded a fresh recount.
PBK
@sab: They cannot be ignored, that’s for certain!
sab
@Paul in KY: They all are grieving. They miss him even more than we do.
Major Major Major Major
@sab: oh no! So sorry.
geg6
@Brachiator:
What a shame!
Not.
sab
@Major Major Major Major: Shadow our grey cat misses him most. She is shy and wary. Tamed feral. He broke through that and she trusted him. She used to sleep in a pile with him. Now she is on her own until she can trust somebody. She trusts my husband even though he is not a cat, but she is forlorn, since Starscream was so trustworthy and reliable.
She is tentatively trying to trust me and our pittbull. Pitbull will do anytuing for her. I draw the line at licking her butt as momma cats did. Grow up, Girl!
tam1MI
I lost a beloved cat to kidney failure in November. I am still mourning her. She was the sweetest cat I ever had.
geg6
@scav:
Exactly. I am not in the least bit interested in this stupid garbage. Google works just fine for me. I don’t want some AI nightmare screaming bigotry at me in my own home.
Amir Khalid
@WaterGirl:
You mean, musical chairs?
CaseyL
@Amir Khalid: This is excellent news for whatever cat you adopt!
You never know how they’ll turn out: kitties in shelters are not truly themselves, for obvious reasons. But I am so looking forward to hearing about the new kid when you find one!
geg6
@Brachiator:
Absolutely nothing based on everything I’ve read about it in the last month. Except give techies a boner. Which really, really doesn’t interest me.
Josie
@Amir Khalid:
Of course you know it won’t matter what you name her, since she won’t answer to any name. Maybe to treats. She will have her own secret name, which she will refuse to tell you.
Seriously, good luck on your quest.
sab
@tam1MI: I am so sorry for you. We want to move heaven and earth, but then it turns out to be cat torture. I love my vets who mostly say no. This won’t work.
He is still pissed the one time it would work and I couldn’t afford it.
Paul in KY
@sab: Wish I’d met him.
kalakal
@Ken: Illuminati
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(game)
Superpower: Pedantry
ETA I see Roger Moore got there first
WaterGirl
@Paul in KY: Me, too!
sab
@Josie: You are wrong. Cats in Malaysia are very language adept. American cats just snicker at ” No! Don’t do that!” Whatever it was.
japa21
@Amir Khalid: Which always seemed like a misnomer to me. The only time a chair is musical is when someone puts a fart pillow on it.
patrick II
@Eolirin:
It is even more ironic that Musk himself is a victim of Russian bots and misinformation.
Burnspbesq
@Fair Economist:
Does he know he can turn off all that driver “assistance” crap and drive safely, like a normie?
I don’t even have adaptive cruise control on my Taycan, and almost never use lane-keep assist, even though it works very well.
WaterGirl
@Amir Khalid: Yes!
WaterGirl
@Josie: Really?
After I have greeted Mr. Bear, but Miss Willow is nowhere in sight, I say:
“Where’s your lazy sister?” and Miss Willow speaks up to let me know where she is, usually under the covers.
jonas
@Anonymous At Work: Thanks for that — it sounds like Fox is not in a good position, to say the least. Oh well. Couldn’t have happened to nicer folks.
Hango Kex
There is a 10 metres long shark clad in a rainbow Lycra swimsuit: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/feb/17/progress-shark-sydney-worldpride-2023-icon
Josie
@WaterGirl:
I didn’t mean to imply that they don’t understand what we say. Just that often they don’t choose to respond. Your kitty must be unusually compliant. ;-)
tam1MI
@sab: Thank you for your kind words, and so much condolences for the loss of your Starscream.
prostratedragon
Happy 60th to Michael Jordan
raven
@Hango Kex: We had a couple of shark attacks on big fish in the Keys recently. They call them “the Taxman”!
Hango Kex
@raven:
I wonder if the IRS feels flattered; at any rate, the Progress Shark has a much friendlier vibe to it. :)
Sister Golden Bear
@Baud: I, for one, welcome our new Skynet overlords.
NotMax
You want happy?
Happy 95th birthday today to MaxMom!
WaterGirl
@Josie: Ha! I love that she responds to “lazy sister?”
I find that if I ask them a question, like “Where’s the Bear?” they will come out, in which case I am not demeaning them by insisting that they come running when I call. :-)
WaterGirl
@NotMax: Wowser!
Hango Kex
@Sister Golden Bear:
I was under the impression that the orthodox form is: “Let me be the first to welcome our new … overlords”. (?)
Josie
@WaterGirl: Good approach.One of my favorite poems is t. s. eliot’s poem, The Naming of Cats. He understood them so perfectly. My favorite cat ever from years ago was a calico named Macavity after another of his poems. It fit her perfectly.
WaterGirl
@Josie: Sweet.
Redshift
@Hango Kex: Umm, nope: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-insect-overlords
gvg
@indycat32: And he started looking for one guitar as I recall…
Hango Kex
@Redshift:
I stand corrected.
Sister Golden Bear
@Hango Kex: Probably unrelated, but IKEA’s Blahaj shark plushie has become iconic among the trans Youngs (for reasons I don’t know as an Old.)
@sab: I’m so sorry for your loss.
sab
@tam1MI: Mourners are not supposed to tell other mourners that ” I know how you feel.”
I don’t know how you feel, but I do think I can share your pain, and also your delight in a life you helped to make well lived.
Cat lives can be very hard. Our guys’ were not.
Sister Golden Bear
@Hango Kex: I was actually referencing Ken Jennings, when IBM’s Watson beat him and an another Jeopardy champion in 2011. Though @Redshift: is correct about the origins of the general phrase.
Hango Kex
@Sister Golden Bear:
That sounds worth recycling the the new fun facts thread.
sab
Felix the utterly lovely GSD got loose and was running around the neighborhood. Any dog lover wanting a new dog or a better dog ccould have snatched him up. Instead he got returned to his own owners who love him, and who he loves.
Happy campers all around.
Hango Kex
@Sister Golden Bear:
I think I picked up my version from the comment section of The Register where it was a staple.
rikyrah
@Burnspbesq:
clap clap clap
Major Major Major Major
@Sister Golden Bear:
Forget it, SGB, it’s Tumblr
Anonymous At Work
@jonas: Fox has several defenses, none great. “Report the controversy” is weak in law but might win at the Supreme Court, one eager to weaken defamation law. Dominion’s damages might be limited to certain standards. Until I saw other statements by Fox personalities, a “We’re entertainment, not journalists” defense could have been attempted, but too many at Fox said they are journalists or perceived as such.
But generally, no, this is a textbook example of “actual malice” by way of “reckless disregard” for the truth of a defamatory statement. Dominion’s latest filing just presents actual knowledge of falsity in the extreme and by everyone up and down the chain of command.
TriassicSands
@trollhattan:
That’s only fair. That way she can have eternal hope that the next recount will reveal the only possible honest outcome — Kari Lake wins by the largest margin of victory in history. Yes, folks, Lake received 147% of the votes cast.
Sister Golden Bear
@Kay: Thanks, that Onion article really nails it.
cain
@geg6: I think it depends – there are some very practical time saving things chatGPT helped me with.
The scenario I used it for was that I was trying to figure out how solve a problem – someone suggested I use X. I don’t know shit about X. I googled X, and was kinda confused – my problem seems very particular and I didn’t know if X could solve it. I asked chatGPT if X could solve it and chatGPT said ‘yes’ and showed me how to solve it with stuff that I can cut and paste.
Now you still kind of need to understand it – but I at least had that background. For me to come up with what was generated in the 3 minutes I had a series of convos would have been hours including engineering my own solution staring at other people’s websites, and Q&A and blog posts.
So there is definitely a narrow usage model at least in tech. This is definitely a threat to the google search model especially if it can save time. The problem of course is that all those questions being asked will be used for ads. Imagine asking a question about a subject and then ads show up in regards to that – or even if the fact that there is a solution, someone can say ‘hey pay us to do this solution you found on chatGPT”
rikyrah
@Anonymous At Work:
Such a good feeling :)
Paul in KY
@NotMax: Yay! Great milestone. A most happy birthday to MaxMom!
Captain C
@Roger Moore: Liberal weird, and we start at a roll of 10 or lower to take over any animal-related group.
rikyrah
@Kent:
IT’S ABOUT PHUCKING TIME!
WereBear
@Amir Khalid: I am at your service!
Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony
@WaterGirl:
Students writing essays.
WaterGirl
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: You’ve got me there.
UncleEbeneezer
Amir Khalid
@WereBear:
Muchas gracias. I will come to you if I need help.
SteverinoCT
@Burnspbesq: I tried the G6 (?) and hated it. It uses Bluetooth to connect to your phone (or its own monitor) every five minutes. If it can’t connect, after several tries it lets you know. Even at 2am. Sound asleep with my phone within arm’s reach, and off it goes. It was wildly inaccurate, zinging from 30 to 400. I never pricked my fingers as much as when I had it, trying to verify the reading.
I went back to my Libre where I have to (horrors) hold my phone to the sensor myself.
I would certainly not trust Dexcom to run an insulin pump. Hopefully the new version has some of the bugs worked out.