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Would You Take a Look at This Distinguished Gentleman?

by John Cole|  March 4, 20237:19 pm| 73 Comments

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Balloon Juice, meet Maxwell Edison:

Would You Take a Look at This Distinguished Gentleman?

Spent a lovely day with my host and the newest member of the herd, Maxwell. I stopped by Petco, where the pets go, to get a breakaway collar because I want to put an air tag on him for the first couple of weeks until I figure out his hiding spaces at Home Crap Home, saw the bow tie, and knew that was the one.

He’s a very handsome cat, chatty, curious, friendly, and he has some serious ups. Plus he is big, which, as we know, is how I like ’em. Very excited to bring him home tomorrow.

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    73Comments

    1. 1.

      FelonyGovt

      March 4, 2023 at 7:21 pm

      What a handsome cat! Congratulations! (Did he major in medicine?)

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    2. 2.

      JCJ

      March 4, 2023 at 7:21 pm

      Wow!  What a handsome lad!

      Reply
    3. 3.

      Elizabelle

      March 4, 2023 at 7:22 pm

      He’s beautiful.

      He will give Samwise a run for his money in the dapper department.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      narya

      March 4, 2023 at 7:22 pm

      Oh, he is spectacular! And his hair tie was perfect. Oh, wait, different song.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      satby

      March 4, 2023 at 7:22 pm

      I love that the tie matches his eyes. Black cats are the best.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      Splitting Image

      March 4, 2023 at 7:22 pm

      Congrats on your new owner, John. I hope you and he can share a great amount of pleasure.

      Reply
    7. 7.

      Spanky

      March 4, 2023 at 7:23 pm

      @FelonyGovt: Bang bang.

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Baud

      March 4, 2023 at 7:24 pm

      He looks way too good for you.

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    9. 9.

      SpaceUnit

      March 4, 2023 at 7:24 pm

      That’s a fine-looking critter.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      ellie

      March 4, 2023 at 7:24 pm

      He is very beautiful! I, too, have a house panther. They’re the best!

      Reply
    11. 11.

      SiubhanDuinne

      March 4, 2023 at 7:25 pm

      OMG, he’s gorgeous! Can’t wait to read about his initial encounters with Steve (ideally with pictures). You and Maxwell are both very lucky and very deserving.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Sorryforlaughing

      March 4, 2023 at 7:26 pm

      Hello, handsome boy Maxwell! Be sure to give your new dad no end of entertaining trouble.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      delphinium

      March 4, 2023 at 7:26 pm

      Stunning cat-congrats on your newest addition!

      Reply
    14. 14.

      RedDirtGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 7:28 pm

      What are “ups”?

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    15. 15.

      kalakal

      March 4, 2023 at 7:28 pm

      Now there’s a good looking chap.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      indycat32

      March 4, 2023 at 7:29 pm

      He’s gorgeous. I love black cats. They have the best personality.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      Alison Rose

      March 4, 2023 at 7:35 pm

      What a charming little man.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      hitchhiker

      March 4, 2023 at 7:36 pm

      So looking forward to the coming Tales of Maxwell Edison. Welcome to the tribe, sir.

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Andrya

      March 4, 2023 at 7:37 pm

      Congratulations on acquiring being acquired by such a handsome, excellent cat!

      You are going to figure out all his hiding places?  Good luck.  My cat is constantly figuring out new hiding places.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      zhena gogolia

      March 4, 2023 at 7:38 pm

      Very sweet and beautiful

      Reply
    21. 21.

      Amir Khalid

      March 4, 2023 at 7:39 pm

      Congratulations to you and Maxwell Edison! May Max and Steve and Thurston all get along like old friends. I am very close myself to adopting a new kitty.

      Reply
    22. 22.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 7:41 pm

      @RedDirtGirl:

      upsides,………

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    23. 23.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 7:44 pm

      @Andrya:

      that’s what the air tag is for. The “find my phone” feature has now migrated to cats, dogs, wallets, car keys, packages delivered to your porch,……….

      We had a case near here where the Owner and the Police found a stolen dog, because it was air tagged on the collar.

      Reply
    24. 24.

      MomSense

      March 4, 2023 at 7:45 pm

      He’s gorgeous!!

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    25. 25.

      Andrya

      March 4, 2023 at 7:47 pm

      @Jay:  Thanks.  I will be visiting the pet store tomorrow.  No more “can’t be found” shenanigans, Elizabeth!

      Reply
    26. 26.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 7:48 pm

      @FelonyGovt: Ha!

      @Baud:

      He looks way too good for you.

      Rotating tag!

      Reply
    27. 27.

      Gemina13

      March 4, 2023 at 7:50 pm

      What a gorgeous – housejaguar?  Housepanther? – Maxwell Edison is!  Congratulations.  He certainly is a big’un, and he looks like he’ll be an utter lovebug.  Black cats often are.

      Here’s hoping he fits right in with Steve and Thurston.

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    28. 28.

      Captain C

      March 4, 2023 at 7:51 pm

      What an adorable little big boi!!!  I know he will get many scritches and much love.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Betty Cracker

      March 4, 2023 at 7:53 pm

      That is a seriously dapper, debonair and distinguished gentlecat. Congrats!

      Reply
    30. 30.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 7:55 pm

      @Andrya:

      probably a cell phone store/Best Buy/Apple Store for the air tag, then the pet store for a collar with a protected pocket for the air tag. You can just clip them on by the lisences/my name is ring, but if you have adventurous animals, ( like Digger or Casey), their outdoor/wilderness adventures often resulted in the loss of tags, once or twice the entire collar.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      Another Scott

      March 4, 2023 at 7:57 pm

      Great looking cat.

      ICYMI, Phys.org – How to introduce a new cat to your home seems to have some decent – science-based – tips.

      Good luck!

      Cheers,
      Scott.

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    32. 32.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 7:57 pm

      @Amir Khalid:

      I know you started collecting “the stuff”, but have you started the candidate selection?

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Sister Golden Bear

      March 4, 2023 at 7:57 pm

      What a dapper boy!

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    34. 34.

      pat

      March 4, 2023 at 8:00 pm

      Just curious how he will be driving Maxwell back home.  I hope he has a nice cat carrier.  I wouldn’t trust a cat unconfined in the car.

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    35. 35.

      lowtechcyclist

      March 4, 2023 at 8:01 pm

      What a handsome boy!

      I know what my earworm is going to be for the rest of the evening.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Andrya

      March 4, 2023 at 8:02 pm

      @Jay: Thanks!

      Reply
    37. 37.

      Amir Khalid

      March 4, 2023 at 8:07 pm

      @Jay:

      I expect to visit the shelter this coming week.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      Elizabelle

      March 4, 2023 at 8:07 pm

      @Amir Khalid: That is going to be one lucky kitty.

      Must Love Guitars.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      tECHIDNA

      March 4, 2023 at 8:09 pm

      Congratulations to you and Maxwell, John! Such a freakin’ handsome housepanther (I have two). Reminds me a lot of the cat that played Salem in the mid-90’s version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch…

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    40. 40.

      hedgehog mobile

      March 4, 2023 at 8:13 pm

      House panthers are the best!  Glad he is coming home with you, John.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Odie Hugh Manatee

      March 4, 2023 at 8:14 pm

      Maxwell has a look that says “I own you becuz I is handsum!”

      Reply
    42. 42.

      kindness

      March 4, 2023 at 8:15 pm

      Where’s his silver hammer?

      Reply
    43. 43.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 8:18 pm

      @Amir Khalid: Oh, wow.  Happy for you.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 8:19 pm

      Maxwell Edison is such a great name.

      Reply
    45. 45.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 8:19 pm

      @Amir Khalid:

      remember, you can’t have them all,………

      Reply
    46. 46.

      Percysowner

      March 4, 2023 at 8:24 pm

      He’s gorgeous. I have a big black tom cat and he’s great. They are great cats.​

      Reply
    47. 47.

      Dan B

      March 4, 2023 at 8:29 pm

      Broken record, but… Max E is gorgeous!

      Is he a lap cat?  My cat is not but he loves to sleep above my left shoulder like a budgie.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Layer8Problem

      March 4, 2023 at 8:30 pm

      Maxwell: (Hmm, I feel I should express myself. What’s the best thing to say on this occasion? Oh, yes, of course . . . )

      “Wowwrr.”

      (Yes, that’s it; succinct, to the point, perfect. Also, damn I’m handsome.)

      Reply
    49. 49.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 8:31 pm

      @Jay: Amir will know when he finds the right one.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      MelissaM

      March 4, 2023 at 8:32 pm

      That look seems to be to be “Ok, we on now? We go?”

      What’s with the white pit stains?

      Reply
    51. 51.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 8:32 pm

      I am sad thinking that tomorrow, Maxell’s previous servant will have to say goodbye to him.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      Gravenstone

      March 4, 2023 at 8:37 pm

      @Jay: thinking it’s more that he jumps quite well and has potential to reach places John might prefer he not.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      geg6

      March 4, 2023 at 8:43 pm

      And a very handsome boy he is, Cole.  Hopefully he travels well or you will have to sleep with one eye open for a loooooong time.

      Reply
    54. 54.

      HumboldtBlue

      March 4, 2023 at 8:45 pm

      That’s a damn fine looking cat, he’s handsome. He ain’t got my Salad’s awesome regal and white whiskers, but he’s got IT!

      Now he just needs to find his 99!

      @RedDirtGirl:

      Ups means he can jump and jump high.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Aaron

      March 4, 2023 at 9:18 pm

      breakaway collars are not collars. the purpose of a collar is not to come off.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Jay

      March 4, 2023 at 9:22 pm

      @Aaron:

      breakaway collars, like breakaway lanyards, are so they don’t get stuck in something and choke you to death,

      kinda like a whole bunch of trades, don’t wear jewelry at work,  wear ties, or secure their long hair.

      Reply
    57. 57.

      SuzieC

      March 4, 2023 at 9:32 pm

      What a very handsome guy.  I have two house panthers and I love them so much.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      TaMara

      March 4, 2023 at 9:35 pm

      @pat:  as John is an experienced cat-dad, I’m sure he’s made appropriate arrangements.

       

      @Aaron: Breakaway collars are the only collars you should put on your cat.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      TaMara

      March 4, 2023 at 9:38 pm

      John Cole – with all you’ve described, I’m pretty convinced he’s a Bombay like my Sully (Patrick Sullivan Panther, Esq). It’s those eyes and the size. Sully is huge and cannot get enough affection – needs laps, wraps around legs and if you have two hands, BOTH those hands should be petting him, not one petting, one holding coffee.  Silly human.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      Yutsano

      March 4, 2023 at 9:42 pm

      Ceci n’est pas un chat. That’s a familiar if I ever saw one. If he starts talking in Phil Hartman’s voice, don’t be surprised.

      Also: alerting proper authoritahs.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      Ann Marie

      March 4, 2023 at 9:43 pm

      What a handsome cat!  You are both lucky to have found each other.

      Reply
    62. 62.

      Aimai

      March 4, 2023 at 9:45 pm

      Congratulations John! So happy for you both!

      Reply
    63. 63.

      prostratedragon

      March 4, 2023 at 9:46 pm

      Maxwell is gor-JAY-oos!

      Reply
    64. 64.

      Seefleur

      March 4, 2023 at 10:19 pm

      Maxwell has NO IDEA of what a great place he’s fallen into. I have a house panther, Gizmo, and he has aged into the most affectionate (nay, needy) feline personality – loves scritches (altho when he’s done, he lets us know with a soft bite). Gizmo has loved my grandson from the time said grandson started to crawl – up until then, Giz had no use for the supine naked-monkey-child. BUT, once grandson was mobile, they totally bonded.

      Since JC is obviously an upright bi-pedal, here’s to hoping that Maxwell appreciates that he’s now living in critter heaven on earth. Also, I hope that Maxwell isn’t prone to motion-sickness… from personal experience…

      Reply
    65. 65.

      WaterGirl

      March 4, 2023 at 10:36 pm

      @Aimai: Wow, so good to see your nym.  I hope you are well!

      Reply
    66. 66.

      rikyrah

      March 4, 2023 at 11:43 pm

      Awe, Maxwell Edison🤗🤗🤗

      Reply
    67. 67.

      rikyrah

      March 4, 2023 at 11:45 pm

      @Amir Khalid:

      Can’t wait to hear all about if you do🤗🤗

      Reply
    68. 68.

      Manyakitty

      March 5, 2023 at 12:06 am

      Congratulations to all!

      Reply
    69. 69.

      Msb

      March 5, 2023 at 3:16 am

      Congratulations and best wishes for many happy year together!

      Reply
    70. 70.

      Mel

      March 5, 2023 at 5:13 am

      What a beautiful panther boy.
      Those harvest moon eyes are absolutely gorgeous!

      Reply
    71. 71.

      The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion

      March 5, 2023 at 9:14 am

      I can see why you’re in love!  Can’t wait to hear his adventures!

      Reply
    72. 72.

      Chat Noir

      March 5, 2023 at 9:41 am

      He’s gorgeous! Can confirm that black cats are awesome. Congrats!

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Paul in KY

      March 6, 2023 at 9:21 am

      Wonderful handsome boy, John. My parents have the female equivalent. Her name is Snowball and she is so sweet.

      Reply

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