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Archives for April 2023

Chickenshit Nation

by John Cole|  April 30, 202311:00 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts

Chickenshit Nation

One of the more amusing things is listening to Americans who have never been out of the god damned state and are terrified of their own damned shadows. Listen to all the idiots around you blathering about their every day carry and what not because they’re such fucking wimps they need a god damned arsenal to go to the god damned grocery store.

Why did a 65-year-old man kill a 20-year-old woman who had accidentally pulled into his Upstate New York driveway? Why did an 84-year-old man fire two bullets into a 16-year boy who had mistakenly knocked on his door in Kansas City? Why did a 43-year-old man in South Florida allegedly shoot at a 19-year-old Instacart delivery driver and his 18-year-old girlfriend who had arrived at the wrong address?

Experts blame a cocktail of factors: the easy availability of guns, misconceptions around stand-your-ground laws, the marketing of firearms for self-defense — and a growing sense among Americans, particularly Republicans, that safety in their backyard is deteriorating.

Since 2020, the share of Republicans who said that crime is rising in their community has jumped from 38 percent to 73 percent, according to the latest Gallup numbers from last fall. Among Democrats, that same concern climbed only 5 percentage points to 42 percent, marking the widest partisan perception gap since the polling firm first asked the question a half-century ago.

And let’s not just point to our insane gun laws- the media is complicit in this. They regurgitate the lies about crime that Republicans and tough on crime Democrats peddle.

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C(ash) R(ules) E(verything) A(round) M(e) Open Thread: Repub Deficit Edition

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 202310:39 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Venality, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

A warm-up to what I suspect will occupy a lot of media space this upcoming week.

It’s worth reminding everyone over and over in the coming days what most establishment reporters will not or cannot. Kevin McCarthy and the House GOP are holding the federal govt and the US constitution hostage. They have issued a series of demands and said that if their …

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 28, 2023

2/ demands are not met they will force the US government into bankruptcy for the first time in almost 250 years. Here’s how they plan to do it. Congress already passed a law requiring Joe Biden to spend money to run the federal government. The GOP House now proposes to make …

3/ it illegal for President Biden to get the money he needs to buy the things Congress passed a law forcing him to buy. This isn’t budget making. It’s just more parliamentary terrorism. It will crater the US crater, the global economy, violate the US constitution and …

4/ imperil the US’s privileged role in the global order. But you will hear lots of reporters say that since Kevin McCarthy has now sent out a list of demands from the bank vault where he’s holding the hostages that he’s done the responsible thing and Joe Biden must …

5/ negotiate with him because McCarthy is acting in “good faith”. There’s no such thing as good faith hostage taking. There’s no responsible way to engage in parliamentary terrorism. You can’t negotiate with terrorists. There’s an actual budget process where these questions …

6/ get hashed out. That’s for next years budget. It’s not a good faith negotiation if one side has a gun to the hostage’s head. We shouldnt let anyone forget that’s what’s happening.

For the IRA it's worse than that. Killing the IRA isn't their threat. It's their demand. If Biden doesn't kill the IRA they'll force the Govt to default.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 29, 2023

another media coverage failure:

to make crystal-clear that, if default crisis occurs, it will be because House Republicans chose it

their turn toward extremism has created the threat

it's not about the economy or even the debt

if it were, they'd have forced Trump to deal w/it https://t.co/mVp9tnN7Uv

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) April 29, 2023

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The Triumphant Return of Mr. Frog

by John Cole|  April 30, 20238:37 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

My mother informs me that Mr. Frog is back, although not THE Mr. Frog.

The Triumphant Return of Mr. Frog

It’s kinda like Uga the Georgia mascot. We just get a new one every couple of years.

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Medium Cool – Mysteries Set in Boston

by WaterGirl|  April 30, 20237:00 pm| 149 Comments

This post is in: Books, Medium Cool, Popular Culture, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

I love mysteries, and I have been missing Boston – tonight can we talk about mysteries that are set in Boston?   Do you have a favorite book from the Spenser series by Robert B. Parker?  Other series or stand-alone stories that you like, set in Boston?

How do you feel about books where the locale plays a prominent role?  Are there other places besides Boston where other mysteries play out on a regular basis?

I’ve never heard of the book whose cover is featured above.  Anyone familiar with the author?

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War for Ukraine Day 431: The Butcher’s Bill from Uman

by Adam L Silverman|  April 30, 20236:31 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Today, 11-year-old Sofiyka and 17-year-old Kyrylo were buried in Uman, victims of a barbaric russian missile attack on the city's residential areas on April 28.
There were a total of 23 civilians killed at the time, with six of them being children. pic.twitter.com/gEBoTCHfCL

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) April 30, 2023

And Russia continues the bombardment of civilian infrastructure and civilians themselves:

⚡️Governors: Russia hits 9 regions, kills 1 civilian over past day.

Over the past 24 hours, Russian forces have attacked nine out of Ukraine's 25 regions – Sumy, Chernihiv, Kharkiv, Kherson, Mykolaiv, Zaporizhzhia, Dnipropetrovsk, Luhansk, and Donetsk oblasts, according to the…

— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) April 30, 2023

Here’s the entire text of The Kyiv Independent‘s tweet:

⚡️Governors: Russia hits 9 regions, kills 1 civilian over past day.

Over the past 24 hours, Russian forces have attacked nine out of Ukraine’s 25 regions – Sumy, Chernihiv, Kharkiv, Kherson, Mykolaiv, Zaporizhzhia, Dnipropetrovsk, Luhansk, and Donetsk oblasts, according to the regional governors.

Pavlograd:

Russia attacked Pavlograd. Are you happy now Vladimir? You are scum of the earth. pic.twitter.com/OTPWVHhQtL

— NOËL 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@NOELreports) April 30, 2023

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump:

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The Graduate

by WaterGirl|  April 30, 20231:33 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Today feels like Saturday afternoon, and not Sunday.

Still, it’s the perfect time for graduation photos, especially since it’s a graduation weekend around here.

How cute are these?  I’ll answer.  Oh my god, Susi is adorable!

Feels Like Saturday Open Thread 2

My personal favorite.  Look at that face, and the crooked ears and the hat.

Feels Like Saturday Open Thread 1

Or maybe this one!

Feels Like Saturday Open Thread

Not sure if that’s Miss Bianca or the person teaching the class!

Open thread.

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Dark Brandon: How It Started – How It’s Going

by TaMara|  April 30, 202311:00 am| 116 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Look out for Dark Brandon

How it started;

How ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ became code for insulting Joe Biden

(I won’t be posting any of their “swag”)

This is what happens when you refuse to be baited and instead turn hate into love:

Brandon Brown unintentionally found himself in the middle of a political firestorm when "Let's Go Brandon" was adopted by foes of President Biden, but now the NASCAR driver hopes a child changes the narrative. https://t.co/14abCrMVEg

— USA TODAY Sports (@usatodaysports) July 4, 2022

 

Wait for it:

JOE BIDEN JUST ACKNOWLEDGED THE DARK BRANDON WITHIN AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER IN 2023 YEAR OF OUR LORD 🙌🏽 pic.twitter.com/TNs9fNS7gQ

— Renee (@PettyLupone) April 30, 2023

We memed Dark Brandon into existence oh my godpic.twitter.com/nIgMRFBMHK

— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) April 30, 2023

Did anyone watch the nerd prom last night? I may look for highlights today.

Wood Jr: Y'all, give it up for dark Brandon. Thank you. I'm happy to be here. Real quick, Mr. President, I think you left some of your classified documents up here. pic.twitter.com/zcDbGk4T1c

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 30, 2023

This is an open thread.

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