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by John Cole|  April 7, 20233:58 pm| 128 Comments

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So I miss anything interesting on the blog while I was out and about running errands and working?

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128Comments

  1. 1.

    RedDirtGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Shirley, you jest?

  2. 2.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    We’ve implemented genital inspections as a condition for posting.

    No, wait, that’s Kansas and children’s sports.

  3. 3.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    April 7, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    You don’t read this, do you?

  4. 4.

    Barbara

    April 7, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @Baud: ​I can’t imagine. I just can’t. How did we go from panicking over sexual abuse at daycare centers to requiring kids to display their private parts to strangers supervising their sports activities?

  5. 5.

    scav

    April 7, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    Cheeky.

  6. 6.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 7, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    @scav: Cheeky Bastard is filmed before a live studio audience.

  7. 7.

    James E Powell

    April 7, 2023 at 4:13 pm

    My only concern is how all this will impact the 2024 elections. We need to win the next three to clean out the rot.

  8. 8.

    West of the Cascades

    April 7, 2023 at 4:13 pm

    @Barbara: It’s the cutting edge of legislation from the Groomers Or Perverts party.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    April 7, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    Media mention, for the times when the well appears to be leaning to the dry side.

    Although they’ve been upping the frequency of ad breaks (Boo!), one could do worse than tuning into Single-handed on Freevee via Prime. The Irish brogues can run pretty thick though, so closed captioning recommended.

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    April 7, 2023 at 4:25 pm

    @RedDirtGirl

    Shirley not; Beau jests.
    ;)

  11. 11.

    MomSense

    April 7, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    @Baud:

    It makes sense since pants are already optional.

  12. 12.

    MomSense

    April 7, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @NotMax:

    Not sure if you have the PBS streaming app, but I just started watching Paradise.  It’s in Italian (Paradiso) with English subtitles.  Great show about a woman who works at a fancy department store in 1950s Italy.

  13. 13.

    Ohio Mom

    April 7, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    Was hoping for a comment that would make some sense of those three train wrecks but I guess not. Maybe the tincture of time will help me.

  14. 14.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 7, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @RedDirtGirl: Don’t call him Shirley. /s

  15. 15.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    Bryce Harper and Rhys Hoskins raised the Phillies National League Championship banner ahead of the Phils’ home opener.

    Man, I love baseball.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: The pitch clock seems to be working well.  Games are moving much faster.

  17. 17.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    April 7, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Today’s my Opening Day.  It’s my 1st chance to watch a Yankees game all season.

  18. 18.

    zhena gogolia

    April 7, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I have a new favorite Leslie Nielsen line, from the first Naked Gun movie. He brings Priscilla Presley home from a date and she says in a sexy voice, “Can I interest you in a nightcap?” He says, “No, thanks, I don’t wear them,” and walks away.

  19. 19.

    bbleh

    April 7, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    Nope.  A humiliatingly weak and feckless Biden is still driving the nation toward utter ruin through his iron control of the all-powerful librul-woke-deep-state.

  20. 20.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    @Baud:

    It really does, and I am pleasantly surprised I like it. The game moves at a much faster clip, and that’s a good thing.

    @Old Dan and Little Ann:

    Well, considering what that lineup did to the Phils, I’m glad you missed it. That Yankee’s batting lineup is absurd.

  21. 21.

    sab

    April 7, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    Naw. Nothing has happened for DAYS!

  22. 22.

    sab

    April 7, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @West of the Cascades: I thought it was Grommers of Perverts party.

  23. 23.

    UncleEbeneezer

    April 7, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    #Not(at)All!

  24. 24.

    sab

    April 7, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    Spouse and his best friend in my living room watching Cleveland Guardians opening game. I love their new name. I love their new logo.

  25. 25.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 7, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @Barbara:

    Both panics help evangelicals maintain abusive control over their own children.

  26. 26.

    Mallard Filmore

    April 7, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    Don’t call him Shirley. /s

    “… I can call you Betty,
    And Betty when you call me,
    You can caaaalllll mmmeeeeee AL …”

    (Paul Simon)

    youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA

  27. 27.

    Suzanne

    April 7, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    I’m so fucken exhausted. Does it ever get less insane?

  28. 28.

    Betty Cracker

    April 7, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    McConnell weasels out on witnesses

    Seriously, phew! What a day! (For me offline, I mean.) And now I have to make a goddamn butter lamb because Easter.

  29. 29.

    eclare

    April 7, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    @Betty Cracker:   How long does it take to make a butter lamb?

  30. 30.

    Matt McIrvin

    April 7, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @sab: Grabbers Of Panties

  31. 31.

    geg6

    April 7, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Doesn’t seem so.  I feel you.  I need some rest and disconnection.

  32. 32.

    bbleh

    April 7, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @eclare: How many times making a butter lamb does it take to convince oneself that one should never make a damn butter lamb again

    @Suzanne: @geg6: I think it’s more like, do *I* ever get less insane paying attention to it?  I have found it valuable occasionally simply to disconnect for a few days.  It’s refreshing, and contrary perhaps to expectations, not unlike tuning out of a soap-opera for a while, you don’t miss a thing

    @Frankensteinbeck: @Barbara: and the fundie men “their” women.

  33. 33.

    geg6

    April 7, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    @geg6:

    And wine.  Can’t forget the wine.

  34. 34.

    Poe Larity

    April 7, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    This place hasn’t been as exciting since the Obamabot-PUMA War of 2008.

  35. 35.

    glory b

    April 7, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    I’m here to call BS on Clarence Thomas. Tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of state, local & federal employees have to complete the same financial disclosure. Almost every state has adopted the same format. We get VERY specific, detailed instructions for how to complete it. Here in PA, it is a firing offense for not submitting it, or withholding information.

    I fill them out each year, so does my husband. Most of my answers are the “no, no, none, none” responses. Every employee in a position that makes decisions affecting financial or political interests must complete these. It beggars the imagination that a Supreme Court justice can’t figure this out.

    Also, he was caught failing to disclose about $600,000 in consulting fees (!) that Ginni received years ago during the Obama administration from a Tea Party group, while he was refusing simultaneously to recuse from decisions on the ACA.

  36. 36.

    Betty Cracker

    April 7, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    @eclare: Not that long, really. Less than an hour total, and that includes waiting for it to chill between fleece applications. The most fraught part by far is transporting the damned thing!

  37. 37.

    Matt McIrvin

    April 7, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Gross Ovum Police

  38. 38.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 5:24 pm

     

    CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) tweeted at 8:57 PM on Thu, Apr 06, 2023:
    There’s something people are missing about what happened in Tennessee.

    This was personal.

    Rep. Justin Jones didn’t only protest for stronger gun safety. He was the activist who played a role in the bust of Confederate general Nathan Bedford Forrest being taken down from
    the… t.co/RTQm9rNx0B t.co/uwhvHYuMWt
    (twitter.com/CalltoActivism/status/1644157522784276482?s=02)

  39. 39.

    Suzanne

    April 7, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    @bbleh: I can’t tune out of the insanity that is my life.

  40. 40.

    trollhattan

    April 7, 2023 at 5:26 pm

    @bbleh: That is Dark Brandon’s One Weird Trick.

  41. 41.

    karen marie

    April 7, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @bbleh:   I saw a “make your butter fancy” thing last week that may be a nice upgrade for the Butter Lamb – sprinkle it all over with Maldon salt and dried herbs and spices or your favorite savory blend, like Za’atar or Everything But The Bagel.

    I guess, except for the salt, the lamb would look like it had been rolling in the hay or something but …

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 7, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    As has been your wont in previous years, you are planning to post photos of the 2023 butter lamb, yes?

  43. 43.

    Jeffro

    April 7, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    Good lord has it been raining today.

  44. 44.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Butter emails…butter lamb

  45. 45.

    Geminid

    April 7, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    @Jeffro: We needed the rain. The soil was starting to dry out.

  46. 46.

    sab

    April 7, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    Ponyo the pitbull had her second mast cell tumor removed yesterday. 8 inch slit in her side. Happened Wednesay. She sobbed all night yesterday because it hurt so much. Today i took her in and asked if they really couldn’t give her better painkillers. Being a dog she is not likely to be a drug addict. They gave her two kinds and she is much happier.

    Benedryl and Neurontin. No wonder dogs don’t have drug problems. Why bother.

  47. 47.

    geg6

    April 7, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    @sab:

    LOL!  Here’s hoping for a quick recovery for Ponyo.

  48. 48.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 5:43 pm

     

    philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) tweeted at 2:19 PM on Thu, Apr 06, 2023:
    Wow: Tennessee state Rep. Justin Jones, one of the Dems that the GOP is trying to expel from state legislature to protesting gun violence, calls out his colleagues on the floor

    ‘For years, one of your colleagues, an admitted child molester, sat in this chamber – no expulsion’ t.co/KNDrhX3gl1
    (twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1644057153928413184?s=02)

  49. 49.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    Sweet Jesus beating a cripple with a bat while Ben the Rat crawls out of the sewer.

    Several sources tell me that Kucinich could be the campaign manager or a top political adviser to RFK Jr. once Kennedy, as expected, launches his 2024 campaign later this month. One source said Kucinich has urged Kennedy to focus more on the environment than on anti-vax msg…

  50. 50.

    J.

    April 7, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I forgot about the butter lamb! Please post pics before it melts or is knifed.

  51. 51.

    eclare

    April 7, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @sab:   Poor baby!  Hope she feels better.

  52. 52.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Haha.  Every who ever disliked that bastard is vindicated.

  53. 53.

    EarthWindFire

    April 7, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @rikyrah: Cry harder fascist snowflakes…he’ll be back

  54. 54.

    eclare

    April 7, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @rikyrah:   He called out a lot of people.  I still want to know who peed in someone else’s seat at the capitol.

  55. 55.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 7, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @Suzanne: Insanity? My son-in-law needed a fairly complex surgical procedure, so my dear wife and I took in the grandkids for a week so he and my daughter would have some quiet time for his recovery. My grandson’s been coughing up a storm since he arrived, so I took him to the urgent care yesterday for a positive diagnosis of strep. I took him, because my dear wife has been very unwell – so she went to the urgent care today and was diagnosed with pneumonia. I’ve been holding down the fort as best I can, considering I’m recovering from surgery four weeks ago. Quite the shitshow.

    We need a vacation.

  56. 56.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @rikyrah:

    The kids are fucking angry.

    Holy shit. This is Tennessee right now — the day after Republicans expelled Justin Jones & Justin Pearson. Young people are pissed off. Change is coming like we’ve never seen before. Republicans messed with the wrong generation. Gen Z will save us.

  57. 57.

    eclare

    April 7, 2023 at 5:50 pm

     

     

    @EarthWindFire:   Yeah pretty sure Memphis will send Pearson back, too.

  58. 58.

    glory b

    April 7, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    @eclare: I know! He said he’s a member of leadership now. I think he’s (because of course it’s a man) a member of the governor’s cabinet.

  59. 59.

    SpaceUnit

    April 7, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    That scans.  Kucinich isn’t wrapped very tight either.

  60. 60.

    eclare

    April 7, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @glory b:   I live in TN and now I just wonder what the fuck goes on in Nashville?

  61. 61.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 5:58 pm

     

    Debby Williams 💐🌼🌸🤗 (@dwilliams1210) tweeted at 2:54 PM on Fri, Apr 07, 2023:
    Nashville Council members to send Justin Jones back to Tennessee House t.co/pRTY8PvAPx
    (twitter.com/dwilliams1210/status/1644428372687089673?s=02)

  62. 62.

    Steeplejack

    April 7, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Tweet corrected to note that it was four days ago. But still powerful.

  63. 63.

    Delk

    April 7, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    Taibbi is leaving Twitter.  LOL.

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    April 7, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    Hmm.

    On the one hand, boneless leg o’ lamb on special at $5 a pound today only in a market in town.

    On the other hand, today is a state holiday so traffic and crush of shoppers will be extra extensive.

    For today at least, experiential knowledge shall take precedence over the siren call of frugality.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @Delk:

    Isn’t he the Twitter files guy?

  66. 66.

    Delk

    April 7, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Baud: yep.

  67. 67.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 6:08 pm

    VP Harris speaking in Nashville.

  68. 68.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    April 7, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Poe Larity: Flashback to myiqis2xu…

  69. 69.

    SpaceUnit

    April 7, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Delk:

    Over on MSNBC Mehdi Hasan just gave that guy the pantsing of a lifetime.

    ETA:

    Taibbi Interview

  70. 70.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @Delk:

    What happened? Seemed like a marriage made in hell.

  71. 71.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 6:11 pm

     

    I went to the Hood grocery store today.
    Got me some:
    Pan sausage
    Mississippi sausage
    Rind-on bacon
    Fresh cut pork steaks

    IYKYK😂😂😂

  72. 72.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 7, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    @glory b: All that, plus there’s an LA Times news story about how 20 years ago they reported on similar sort of gifts Thomas was accepting — after that Thomas simply stopped disclosing them. So this “I didn’t think I had to disclose them” BS is clearly lying BS.

  73. 73.

    zhena gogolia

    April 7, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Oh, sounds horrible! I hope everyone gets healthy soon.

  74. 74.

    zhena gogolia

    April 7, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @rikyrah: Oh, man!

  75. 75.

    NotMax

    April 7, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    SSDD.

    A year after postal reform bill, Moran and Davids raise complaints to Postmaster DeJoy.

  76. 76.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 6:17 pm

     

    President Biden (@POTUS) tweeted at 4:56 PM on Fri, Apr 07, 2023:
    Earlier, I spoke to Reps Jones, Pearson, and Johnson to thank them for their leadership and courage in the face of a blatant disregard of our nation’s democratic values.

    Our country needs to take action on gun violence — to do that we need more voices like theirs speaking out. t.co/oQl9jQSOy1
    (twitter.com/POTUS/status/1644459213962326017?s=02)

  77. 77.

    BlueGuitarist

    April 7, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    JC: check out  Rikyrah’s posts about Tennessee!
    I think you might enjoy these Nashville links I posted downstairs:

    Nashville students mock TN house speaker the way Nashville hockey fans taunt opposing goalies:
    mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1644012806620979201

    hockey version
    facebook.com/HockeyNightInCanada/videos/nashville-fans-taunt-matt-murray/1655032887857414/

    (sing name 3 times, “you suck,” then “it’s all your fault” 3 times)

    And yesterday posted a clip of excellent, temporarily expelled TN state rep Justin Jones explaining “no justice, no peace” with quotations from MLK and Jeremiah 
    mobile.twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1644063474778099716

  78. 78.

    Eolirin

    April 7, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Suzanne: No. :(

  79. 79.

    BlueGuitarist

    April 7, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    did you see @lolgop’s comment on that Taibbi interview:

    ”Credit to Matt who backed up his passion for showing Hunter Biden’s dick on the internet by getting pantsed on national television.”

  80. 80.

    Delk

    April 7, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Baud: just saw that he was trending when I clicked over to the Tennessee tweet posted up thread. Didn’t really care enough to look further.

  81. 81.

    trollhattan

    April 7, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Delk: ​
    “Elon is my god and savior.”
    “You bore me. Banished!”
    “Farewell, sweet prince.”
    Hard out there, for a pimpwhore.

  82. 82.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @Delk:

    No worries. That’s exactly how I go through life.

  83. 83.

    owlbrick

    April 7, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    Let’s all take a moment to thank the TN GOP for making Justin Jones a national star and bring him to the attention of a massively wider audience.  One generally hesitates to use arch phrases like “rue the day”, but there are times for them.

  84. 84.

    trollhattan

    April 7, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @BlueGuitarist: Only thing for him to do now is appear on Maher, so they can agree his troubles are all the fault of the woke left English majors.

  85. 85.

    NotMax

    April 7, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    Pro tip: If a tech company’s head honcho’s initials are E. M., be on your toes.

    Stability AI, one of the hottest companies in artificial intelligence, is burning through cash and has been slow to generate revenue, leading to an executive hunt to help ramp up sales, according to people familiar with the matter.

    The startup, which was founded in 2019, is one of the biggest names in the so-called generative AI industry. Its image generator Stable Diffusion competes with products like ChatGPT, DALL-E, and Midjourney. But the name recognition and early traction have not translated into enough revenue to counter sky-high server costs and the rapid recruitment of employees around the world, people familiar with the company say.
    [snip]
    Meanwhile some employees have lost faith in CEO Emad Mostaque’s leadership style. He prefers to give AI researchers radical independence, like handing off access to expensive server time without any oversight, according to people familiar with the company. But one former employee said Mostaque also sometimes swoops in to take over a project. Source

  86. 86.

    SpaceUnit

    April 7, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @BlueGuitarist:

    Ha.  I wasn’t sure whether to call it a pantsing or a swirlie.

    It was sort of both.

  87. 87.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    @BlueGuitarist:

    with quotations from MLK and Jeremiah

     
    The bullfrog?

  88. 88.

    Professor Bigfoot

    April 7, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @bbleh: >snicker<

  89. 89.

    rikyrah

    April 7, 2023 at 6:35 pm

     

    Kayla Solomon (@KSolomonReports) tweeted at 4:49 PM on Fri, Apr 07, 2023:
    BREAKING: A Shelby County commissioner told @FOX13Memphis on Friday that Nashville leaders are threatening to take away funding from Memphis and other Shelby County projects if the county commission decides to reinstate expelled @Justinjpearson

    t.co/698BZ1VZDZ?
    (twitter.com/KSolomonReports/status/1644457272133709825?s=02)

  90. 90.

    Pennsylvanian

    April 7, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @eclare: Did I miss the butter lamb this year? Must go check.

    When I see it, it always feels like the scene in Apollo 13 when the vest arrives before the launch.

    True artistry mixed with tradition!

    I can’t believe I’ve been reading this almost top 10,000 blog for 20+ years. Happy April holidays that you celebrate!

  91. 91.

    delphinium

    April 7, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: ​

    One source said Kucinich has urged Kennedy to focus more on the environment than on anti-vax msg…

    Geez, Kennedy needs a campaign manager to tell him that? Looks like he is off to a great start, not.

  92. 92.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 7, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Republicans think that they won last night. They did NOT win! Here’s a video of a ‘Covenant Mom’ embracing expelled Tennessee Rep. Justin Pearson.

  93. 93.

    different-church-lady

    April 7, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    The Musk/Taibbi thing is actually defeating my powers of sarcasm.

  94. 94.

    different-church-lady

    April 7, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @rikyrah: Do we still call it a civil war if it takes place in one state?

  95. 95.

    Dan B

    April 7, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @sab:  So glad you advocated for Ponyo!

  96. 96.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    Texas judge strikes again. Abortion pill enjoined.

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    @Betty Cracker: What a perfect pic, Betty!

  98. 98.

    Edmund dantes

    April 7, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    Apparently the asshole judge down in Texas did it. He invalidated the FDA approval of mifepristone.

    we need the 5th or the scotus to stay and overturn this bullshit.

  99. 99.

    Dan B

    April 7, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    @rikyrah:  There was $200,000 raised last night for the Justins!

  100. 100.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @Edmund dantes:

    The oder doesn’t take affect for 7 days to allow for an appellate stay. Hopefully someone has good sense.

  101. 101.

    EarthWindFire

    April 7, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @rikyrah: Then Shelby County can just stop turning in their tax dollars to the state, amirite? Two can play this game.

  102. 102.

    WaterGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Holy shit, all of that on top of everything else.  Sending you the energy and stamina to keep up.  Hoping both make it through the tubes that make up the internet.

  103. 103.

    EarthWindFire

    April 7, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yikes. I don’t know what more than a vacation is but you need that. Wishing everyone speedy recoveries!

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @Delk: Can someone explain the Matt Taibbi leaving twitter thing?  I think you have to know more backstory than I do.

  105. 105.

    Scout211

    April 7, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @WaterGirl: He said he is leaving because Twitter has started blocking links to Substack articles.  

    Since sharing links to my articles is a primary reason I come to this platform, I was alarmed and asked what was going on. I was given the option of posting articles on Twitter instead. I’m obviously staying at Substack, and will be moving to Substack Notes next week.— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) April 7, 2023

  106. 106.

    Sanjeevs

    April 7, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Those clips of Taibbi on Mehdi’s show are hilarious.

  107. 107.

    WaterGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    @Scout211: Musk keeps on digging.

  108. 108.

    BQuimby

    April 7, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    @glory b: I worked for the State of CA and we were not even allowed  to accept a box of See’s chocolates, bottle of wine or misc paper goods swag from our management company.  If a vendor tried to gift a modest holiday fruit basket, we had to refuse acceptance of delivery.  EVERYONE knows the drill.

  109. 109.

    SpaceUnit

    April 7, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @Sanjeevs:

    Yeah, he got mauled.

  110. 110.

    different-church-lady

    April 7, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Baud:  You misspelled odor.

  111. 111.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 6:58 pm

    A judge in Washington has issued an order contradicting the Texas judge.

  112. 112.

    Jay

    April 7, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    Matt Taibbi is leaving Twitter. You can’t make this shit up. Textbook “Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party” moment. pic.twitter.com/OBPLrpkb7z— Oliver Alexander (@OAlexanderDK) April 7, 2023

    As is ususal, it’s all about the money,

  113. 113.

    Percysowner

    April 7, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    @Edmund dantes: ​

    @Baud: ​
     I wonder how high they will take the appeal. From what I know the 5th Circuit is pretty conservative and may uphold. Is there cause to jump to the Supreme Court immediately, considering this affects the entire country? How does Thomas’ Yacht owning friend want him to vote? Will it take more than one trip to buy that vote? Inquiring Minds Want To Know.

  114. 114.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    @Percysowner:

    I expect it’s going to the Supremes.

  115. 115.

    Scout211

    April 7, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    Washington State has purchased three years worth of   

    mifepristone.  I hope other blue states do this.

     

    Gov. Jay Inslee, a Democrat, says he ordered the Washington Department of Corrections to use its pharmacy license to buy 30,000 doses of mifepristone, an estimated three-year supply for patients in Washington state. The pills were received on March 31.

    Inslee says the University of Washington has obtained an additional 10,000 doses, or about enough for a fourth year.

    Noting that Washington is the first state to take such an action, Inslee called the purchase “an insurance policy” in case the drug becomes unavailable.

  116. 116.

    Baud

    April 7, 2023 at 7:08 pm

    @Scout211:

    That’s smart.

  117. 117.

    delphinium

    April 7, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    @Scout211: ​
    That is awesome!

  118. 118.

    Jackie

    April 7, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    @different-church-lady: Oregon vs Oregon State’s annual football rivalry is called the Civil War Cup🤷🏼‍♀️

  119. 119.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    April 7, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer:

    I called him GoatBoy all the time…lol! I even took the “I love the smell of napalm…” lines from Apocalypse Now and repurposed them just for him.

    “I love the smell of goats in the morning.” Good times…lol!

  120. 120.

    Jackie

    April 7, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    @Scout211: I ♥️ my governor!!!

    Hurray for Inslee!!!

  121. 121.

    cain

    April 7, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Perhaps the next step is to expel all the youths from TN?

  122. 122.

    different-church-lady

    April 7, 2023 at 8:13 pm

    Is this actually still the same week Trump turned himself in?

  123. 123.

    Jeffro

    April 7, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @Geminid: true, true!

    I’m actually down in NC right now and it’s like, biblical

  124. 124.

    WaterGirl

    April 7, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    @Baud: Can you say more about that?

  125. 125.

    The Up and Up

    April 7, 2023 at 9:09 pm

    Mr. Cole I saw your tweet about “Love your body Larry.” Naturally I had to find and play the theme song for that movie. The next tune on Youtube autoplay, Kenny Loggins’ Theme from Caddyshack 2, “Nobody’s Fool.” Oh my. What a dreadful movie but compared to crap going on around of late. I recall first seeing the film on VHS with friends. There were a couple funny scenes not enough compel me to watch anytime in the last bunch of years. The clips in the Loggins’ video will suffice. Thanks for a break from the humdrum.

  126. 126.

    Rob

    April 7, 2023 at 9:17 pm

    @WaterGirl: David Anderson has a short post balloon-juice.com/2023/04/07/abortion-going-back-to-scotus-soon/

  127. 127.

    glc

    April 7, 2023 at 10:44 pm

    Metal roofing sheets

  128. 128.

    laura

    April 7, 2023 at 10:57 pm

    @sab: Oh Sab, I would so outer spoon Ponyo night and day, gently petting and scritching the non-hurty parts until the pain passes. Se ding waves of good wishes for.the entire household.

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