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by WaterGirl|  April 15, 20233:34 pm| 106 Comments

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Looks like we can use an open thread.

I had no idea that Frank Zappa was so prescient.

Frank called it. pic.twitter.com/GPQMhBR2u8

— The bad ass kicking new atheist (@atheist_bad) April 15, 2023

Open thread.

 

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  1. 1.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 15, 2023 at 3:40 pm

    Frank never called me.

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    April 15, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    Frist Huggbees!
    :)

  3. 3.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 15, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    He definitely got it right

  4. 4.

    Raoul Paste

    April 15, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    Frank could really hold his own, well spoken with such a command of the facts.  He was unfazed when he testified before Congress, completely at ease.

    Just as it is today, the only thing his opponents could do was try to shout him down

  5. 5.

    Miss Bianca

    April 15, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    Frank was a genius in every sense of the word. Alas, died way too young.

  6. 6.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 15, 2023 at 3:51 pm

    Fun fact: Zappa was on an episode of Miami Vice. A villain I think? He was a good actor

  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 15, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Yes, he played (unsurprisingly) a coke dealer.

    He was indeed, in the overused term, a genius, and not just musically. His bands were like the Art Blakey or Miles Davis bands, like grad school for musicians.

    I had the good fortune to see him in concert about a half-dozen times.

  8. 8.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    Quote from Frank’s 1968 Life Magazine interview:

     

    a lot of things wrong with society today are directly attributable to the fact that people who make the law’s are sexually maladjusted

  9. 9.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 15, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: There’s even a song about that.

  10. 10.

    Geminid

    April 15, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    “This old world, it is exploding…”

    Fighting erupted today in Khartoum between  Sudan’s Army and a rival paramilitary force. There were clashes in other Sudanese cities as well.

    Things were better a few hundred miles to the east. 900 former Yemeni fighters spent time with their families and friends after a prisoner swap yesterday. This was an important step in ending the civil war that started back in 2012

    And up north next to the Mediterranean Sea, an estimated 100,000+ Israelis marched in Tel Aviv for the 15th week of protests against Benjamin Netanyahu’s government. Protesters turned out in other cities all over the country including 40,000 in Natanya.

  11. 11.

    Michael Bersin

    April 15, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    Because, you know, Missouri.

    The right wingnut controlled Missouri House of Representatives deleted all funding for public libraries from the budget. Because, you know, Missouri.

    Ignorance isn’t expensive, getting there is cheap

  12. 12.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    For those wanting a more in-depth view of Frank and his activism,

    Here is a good start.

    Frank was instrumental in opening the minds of many people of my generation and I surely wish more of succeeding generations will learn from what Frank had to offer.

  13. 13.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    April 15, 2023 at 4:11 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: That was a great episode.  It starts with Roberto Duran committing graphic suicide in prison to frame Crockett.​

  14. 14.

    Tony G

    April 15, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Ha ha.  Zappa was indeed a genius, and he died way too young.  (He’s be a little bit older than Dylan if he was still around.).  The funny thing about this clip is that Zappa — the “crazy rock star” — is obviously working at a much higher level of intelligence than the other guys on the panel.  It’s like watching the LA Lakers play against a middle school basketball team.  And he’s absolutely right on the facts.  The alliance between the Reagan Administration and the evangelical religious fanatics was the beginning of the path toward fascism that we’re on right now.

  15. 15.

    Cameron

    April 15, 2023 at 4:15 pm

    @Michael Bersin: They didn’t just go long, they went all the way out of the stadium.

  16. 16.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    April 15, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    Frank used to call Tipper Gore (head of the infamous PMRC) “Reich Marshal Tipper”🤣

  17. 17.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 15, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    It’s apparently summer (“farmer’s” at my local market) sausage season already!

    Happy summer sausage season to all, and to all a Go Cubs Go!

  18. 18.

    NotMax

    April 15, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    graphic suicide

    Death by paper cuts?

  19. 19.

    Hungry Joe

    April 15, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    Who’s the smug little toad to Zappa’s right?

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    April 15, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    Again, Frank’s the smartest guy in the room there. He also had a special affinity for Jimmy Swaggart.

    Cautious good news on energy and climate.

    This year, the world is predicted to pass a critical turning point in renewable energy.

    Greenhouse gas emissions from the power sector, the largest source of the world’s emissions, are expected to fall for the first time, according to London-based think tank Ember. That’s despite the fact that the world’s demand for electricity is still growing. Emissions are set to fall because expansion in renewable energies such as solar and wind is outstripping that growth in demand.

    It’s a crucial moment in the effort to tackle climate change, and the report, written by Małgorzata Wiatros-Motyka, senior electricity analyst at Ember, and colleagues, argues that we are fast approaching a positive “tipping point” in the effort to curb climate change.

    “This marks the point where power sector emissions stop rising,” Wiatros-Motyka and her colleagues write. “Clean power can actually go to replacing fossil fuels, instead of just meeting rising demand.”

    Just how important are positive tipping points in efforts to tackle climate change? And are we really about to pass an important one in 2023?

    Future Planet editor Martha Henriques puts these questions to Simon Sharpe, author of Five Times Faster: Rethinking the Science, Economics, and Diplomacy of Climate Change.

    MH: We’re used to hearing about dangerous tipping points in climate change, like the loss of sea ice or forests. What is a tipping point, and why are some of them good?

    SS: A tipping point in general is a point where a small input change leads to a large change in outcome. An example I give is, if you lean back too far in your chair, there’s a certain point where just a tiny bit further and you’ll fall over backwards.

    In climate change, as you say, there are bad tipping points, like when a forest might be lost irreversibly, or ice shelves are tipped into irreversible melting and disintegration.

    When we talk about good tipping points, then we’re referring to technology transitions and the move from old technologies based on fossil fuels, to new ones, the zero-emission technologies.

    Continues here: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20230414-climate-change-why-2023-is-a-clean-energy-milestone

    This afternoon CAISO says California’s grid supply is 59% renewables and that we’re even exporting to other states. This year, large hydro will be back after a few drought years of vacation.

  21. 21.

    Benw

    April 15, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    Frank had the power.

  22. 22.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    April 15, 2023 at 4:25 pm

    @Hungry Joe: [oops, Richard Perle on Zappa’s left, I am blanking on the one to his right.]

  23. 23.

    Another Scott

    April 15, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    @Hungry Joe: John Lofton from the Washington Times (the Moonie paper).

    It’s from Crossfire

    HTH!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    April 15, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    @Hungry Joe: ​IDK other than “john” when a supply-sider correctly says “John, you don’t have to buy them.”

    John McPunchableface?

  25. 25.

    Another Scott

    April 15, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Robert Novak, you mean.  ;-)  See the full video at #23.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  26. 26.

    zhena gogolia

    April 15, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @Raoul Paste: Brilliant man. As a Slovak, i was very proud when he was one of the first people Václav Havel invited to Czechoslovakia after he became president.

  27. 27.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 15, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    @Raoul Paste:

    the only thing his opponents could do was try to shout him down

    Yup.

  28. 28.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 15, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: Let’s not forget about Dee Snider saying Tipper Gore had a dirty mind.

  29. 29.

    jlowe

    April 15, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    A mountain is something you don’t wanna f**k with.

  30. 30.

    oatler

    April 15, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    According to Deke Leonard’s “Twang Dynasty” book, Zappa had been approached by Dylan in the 80s to produce an album. Despite assurances from Dylan there would be no “J-word” in the lyrics Zappa found several and left (that’s during Bob’s J-word phase).

  31. 31.

    evap

    April 15, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:  He was too busy calling vegetables

  32. 32.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @Tony G: Those beginnings weren’t unknown in Nixon’s time, …and unsurprisingly, Frank was on to that at that time too.

  33. 33.

    Deputinize Eurasia from the Kuriles to St Petersburg

    April 15, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    @Geminid:

    Am in Cape Town at the moment. Did some driving about – despite a 35% unemployment rate, the populace doesn’t appear to be seething in rage – yet.  It actually appears on the surface to be more prosperous than it was 5 years ago when I was last here. I understand that COVID did a number on a lot of economic sectors.

    The Rand is crazy cheap – we’re eating great meals and drinking topnotch wine for next to nothing. We’re eating full meals for two with wine for about $35USD. I think we paid $450 for 8000ZAR yesterday.

    Started anti-malarial for upcoming Kruger visit in a few days. Took it with Xanax to ease off the crazy dreams. Will report results tomorrow.

  34. 34.

    SFAW

    April 15, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior:

    oops, Richard Perle on Zappa’s left

    I think that’s Robert Novak, not Richard Perle.

  35. 35.

    lowtechcyclist

    April 15, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    Don’t know if it’s already been said in one of the earlier threads, but Glenn Youngkin has joined Pompeo in pre-dropping-out of the 2024 race, IOW dropping out before they ever dropped in.

    Guess he can fleece his followers in other ways.

  36. 36.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    April 15, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    @Another Scott: oh of course! Thanks.  [Why am I even trying to remember?]

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    April 15, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    OT, for Richard Armitage fans, he is Teh Hawt in Obsession on Netflix.

  38. 38.

    Geminid

    April 15, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @trollhattan: The U.S. hit an important waypoint last year when renewable sources of electricity surpassed coal for the first time. It was also the second year that combined hydro, solar and wind generation exceeded nuclear.

    Generation from natural gas still leads with about 40%; renewables account for a little over 20%, coal is 20% and dropping, and nuclear is about 18%.

  39. 39.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    I’m gonna have to take another Covid-recovery nap, but before I do, I needed to call out another major step toward #TransGenocide.

    Thursday Missouri’s AG essentially banned gender affirming care for most trans ADULTS via emergency rule, starting April 27.

    It would require that all trans people have 3 years of severe, persistent gender dysphoria to obtain care, and would require 18 months of therapy sessions designed to “explore influences on the patient’s gender identity and mental health comorbidities.” It would require things like depression and anxiety to be resolved before starting gender affirming care, and would also ban that care for trans adults with autism. It would require tests for [non-existent] “social contagion” and would require 15 years worth of medical follow-ups for all trans adults.

    Needless to say, the requirements are completely at odds with the consensus of medical professionals in the field, and world-wide standards of care.

    Much like Republicans are doing with abortion, gender care treatments may remain technically legal, but impossible to get in real-life. In both cases, it’s all about denying bodily autonomy.

    This includes hormone therapy, seemingly including trans people who are already on it, also including those of us whose bodies, no longer produce any testosterone or estrogen. Not having hormone replacement therapy available can cause long-term health issues.

    The ban on gender care for those with depression is like requiring that the migraine is cured before you can get pain pills for it. Many, many trans people are depressed and/or anxious before gender health care because dysphoria fucking sucks. The ban on autistic people is infantilizing, presuming they’re not competent to make decisions about their own bodies.

    While I assume organizations are already seeking temporary restraining orders, we’re gonna see other Republican states follow suit. Just the uncertainty alone has caused a number Missouri doctors inform their patients that they’ll now longer be able to prescribe/renew prescriptions for fear of losing their medical licenses.

    And of course the Missouri AG cited FTFNYT anti-trans hit pieces in his justification for the order.

  40. 40.

    Another Scott

    April 15, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    I’m sure he’d have opinions about the “AI” stuff happening now.

    Thirteen.

    I remember hearing an interview with him where he said something like it’s composing that matters. Machines will eventually be better at playing music, but it’s the human creativity in actually coming up with the composition that matters. (And improvising a piece of music is composing.) I don’t think he’d be a fan of ChatGPT and the like, but whatever view he had on it would be well thought-out.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  41. 41.

    lowtechcyclist

    April 15, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    Yeah, it was all about the children for about five minutes there. I’d add “before they showed their true colors,” but even their child-specific legislation went there.

  42. 42.

    Geminid

    April 15, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Foungkin’ Youngkin has General Assembly elections to worry about this Fall. He won’t be on the ballot, but he’s the party leader and he’s got to campaign, so his prestige will be on the line.

  43. 43.

    Delk

    April 15, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    Some of you might not agree
    ‘Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
    But think a while and you will see…

  44. 44.

    SFAW

    April 15, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Let’s not forget about Dee Snider saying Tipper Gore had a dirty mind.

    Psychiatrist: OK, Johnny, look it this picture, and tell what you see [shows him a picture of a circle)
    Little Johnny: That’s a porthole on a ship, and that man and woman are doing all sorts of dirty things in their room — boy oh boy!
    Psychiatrist: OK, Johnny, how about this one? [Shows him a square]
    Little Johnny: That’s their bedroom window, and boy oh boy that man and woman are doing all sorts of dirty things in there!!!
    Psychiatrist: OK, Johnny, one last picture, what do you see? [shows him a triangle]
    Little Johnny: That’s the keyhole in their bedroom door, and boy oh boy that man and woman are doing all sorts of dirty things in there!!!
    Psychiatrist: Hmmm. Johnny, you seem to be preoccupied with sex.
    Little Johnny: ME?!?!??? YOU’RE the one showing me the dirty pictures!!!!!​

  45. 45.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 15, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Sweet Jesus weeping in a corner, why are you women err… harlots, doing your best to bring down western civilization!!!?

    Reaction as Daily Mail blames downfall of Tupperware on ‘the rise of women’. The paper blamed the Equal Pay Act and Sex Discrimination Act on the company’s downfall, with women preferring to buy sex toys and lingerie instead.

    We are doomed, and it’s all because of you wimmins!

  46. 46.

    RaflW

    April 15, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    Richmond Dispatch ripping into Youngkin for halting a major Ford battery plant. It would have created 2,500 jobs per the daily paper. But rock-ribbed Republican had to say “shove it” because it’s a JV with a Chinese company. Because something something communists or whatever.

    Oh, and Glenn is following Mike Pompous in declaring an unwillingness to be humiliated by MAGA voters in the 2024 potus contest.

  47. 47.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Yep.

    BTW, I forget to mentioned this will forcibly de-transition tens of thousands of trans Missourians.

    Also too, the FTFNYT has front-paged numerous anti-trans hit pieces. Their coverage of the Missouri ban… buried on page A17, written by a sport writer, who as far as anyone can tell has never written about trans issues previously.

  48. 48.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    As you may well know, Havel named Frank the “Special Ambassador to the West on Trade, Culture and Tourism,”

    …causing such an uproar from within the US government that Havel was ‘forced’ to rescind the appointment.

  49. 49.

    Geminid

    April 15, 2023 at 4:53 pm

    @Deputinize Eurasia from the Kuriles to St Petersburg: Sounds like a good trip. My friend Joan visited Cape Town a few months ago. She liked it.

    Joan gets around. She visited Puerto Rico in February, and next week she’s heading to Vera Cruz, Mexico for two weeks. I told her that Ulysses Grant passed through Vera Cruz on his way to Mexico City, but there may not be any plaques commemorating it.

  50. 50.

    zhena gogolia

    April 15, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    @AlaskaReader: Yeah, I couldn’t remember the details, but I was too lazy to look it up. Havel’s Plastic People of the Universe were inspired by Zappa.

  51. 51.

    Cameron

    April 15, 2023 at 4:56 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I think that might be the stupidest thing I’ll read today.  Which is pretty remarkable when one considers the number of stupid ideas/statements/thoughts we’re constantly exposed to.

  52. 52.

    bbleh

    April 15, 2023 at 5:02 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: @Hungry Joe: @SFAW: Definitely looks and behaves like Novak.

  53. 53.

    divF

    April 15, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I saw Frank Zappa in 1974 or so, and his opening act was Tom Waits. Before the show started, someone from Zappa’s team came on stage, and told the audience that Frank wanted them to be nice to Waits, ’cause he is really good.

  54. 54.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    @Another Scott:

    In 1984, Zappa was the keynote speaker at the American Society of University Composers 19th Annual Festival Conference, held at the Ohio State University School of Music.

  55. 55.

    zhena gogolia

    April 15, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    @bbleh: It’s Novak, no doubt about it.

  56. 56.

    bbleh

    April 15, 2023 at 5:09 pm

    MEANwhile, anybody happen to notice that Grand Inquisitor Judge Kacsmaryk happened to evidently falsely remove his name as author of a “law” review article explicitly endorsing a particular theological viewpoint and using incorrect and inflammatory terms to describe approved medications coincidentally just before his Senate hearing?

    I realize that pointing this out is almost certainly Woke, broadly speaking, but I’ll take that hit.

  57. 57.

    Kent

    April 15, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    Since this is an open thread I gotta share that last night my 16 year old daughter turned me on to Randy Feltface who is a purple puppet comedian from Australia and honest to God the best and most funny comedy show I have seen in years.  Bar none.  Apparently the kids these days love him.

    If you guys haven’t heard of Randy Feltface or seen it, take a look.  Pure genius and pure talent:  https://youtu.be/ooUWO8BMSuo

    Or maybe you have all seen and heard of him and its just me who is the old boomer.

  58. 58.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    @Another Scott: Here’s an account  and edited version of the speech he gave to the American Society of University Composers

  59. 59.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 15, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    @SFAW: LOL!  Never heard that one.

  60. 60.

    AlaskaReader

    April 15, 2023 at 5:16 pm

    @divF: Waits, …another genius.

  61. 61.

    Central Planning

    April 15, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: ​Maybe tupperware should get into the sex toy business.

  62. 62.

    Shana

    April 15, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Oh goody. He’ll be spending more time and energy in Virginia.

  63. 63.

    Shana

    April 15, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    @zhena gogolia: You should read Rock and Roll by Tom Stoppard, a wonderful play all about the Czech history from ’68 (?) to freedom with some Syd Barrett thrown in. Saw it on Broadway where it was wonderful and made me think it was production-proof but then saw it in DC a few years later and it was awful. A great read though. Highly recommended.

  64. 64.

    M. Bouffant

    April 15, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    Oh, he was prescient as hell.

    Liner notes to We’re Only In It For The Money:

    THIS WHOLE MONSTROSITY WAS
    CONCEIVED & EXECUTED BY
    FRANK ZAPPA AS A RESULT OF
    SOME UNPLEASANT
    PREMONITIONS, AUGUST
    THROUGH OCTOBER 1967.

    A quick review.

    And the album.

     

  65. 65.

    divF

    April 15, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @AlaskaReader: yes, and Zappa recognized it at the very beginning of Waits’ career.

  66. 66.

    kindness

    April 15, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    Loved Frank.  Saw him in ’74 at the Capitol Theater in Port Chester NY during the Roxy & Elsewhere tour.  They killed it.  One of the most alive shows I’ve ever seen.

  67. 67.

    Maxim

    April 15, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I’m autistic. The AG can go fuck himself sideways with a rusty pitchfork. Thank the FSM I’m in California, but I’m so angry on behalf of all the trans folks living in fascist areas.

  68. 68.

    Ajabu

    April 15, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    Sometime in the late 70s, I auditioned for Zappa’s band with a drummer friend. Zappa gave me the black page as an audition piece. (it’s a melody Frank created on top of a drum solo.- titled because the page is so thick with notation it appears to be black.) Three pages of increasingly complex rhythms. I got through the first page no problem, started stumbling on the second page and gave up on the third page. He said, “you’re not much of a reader, can you play?” And kicked off the rhythm section in an odd meter. I jumped in, and did well with that. Frank’s response was. “ OK, you can play. But I need classical readers with jazz chops.” I didn’t get the gig, but my friend did! And I always admired Frank Zappa’s genius!

  69. 69.

    WaterGirl

    April 15, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @Cameron: Because of course the well-being of a company is more important than millions of women.

  70. 70.

    RaflW

    April 15, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    Authoritarianism insanity watch:

    April 14 (Reuters) – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is expected to sign a bill on Friday allowing juries to recommend the death penalty in capital cases on an 8-4 vote, a move spurred by the less-than-unanimous vote that led to the Parkland school shooter being sentenced to life in prison.

    The state’s Republican-led House of Representatives approved the measure with an 80-30 vote on Thursday, following the Republican-controlled state Senate’s approval in March.

    — —

    Hopefully Ramos v Louisiana (Scotus April 2020) will prevail and this abhorrent hideousness will be overturned.

    8-4 is utterly BONKERS in a capital case!!

  71. 71.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    @bbleh: You’ll be shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that the article to a Texas law review criticized Obama-era protections for transgender people and those seeking abortions.

    The Obama administration, the draft article argued, had discounted religious physicians who “cannot use their scalpels to make female what God created male” and “cannot use their pens to prescribe or dispense abortifacient drugs designed to kill unborn children.”

  72. 72.

    Cameron

    April 15, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @RaflW: The only “justice” considered in the Pudd’nhands legal system is  “Are we punishing enough?”

  73. 73.

    dnfree

    April 15, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: The trouble is that it’s difficult to store leftovers in my lingerie and sex toys.  I must be doing something wrong.

  74. 74.

    different-church-lady

    April 15, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    Zappa wrote a lot of unfortunately puerile lyrics, but he was not at all dumb guy.

  75. 75.

    Another Scott

    April 15, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    Meanwhile, …

    pic.twitter.com/JSTMzY4sMY

    — 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) April 15, 2023

    The things we’ll miss when Twitter is gone…

    (via Oryx)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  76. 76.

    raven

    April 15, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: You didn’t try to call me.

  77. 77.

    Sure Lurkalot

    April 15, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    And of course the Missouri AG cited FTFNYT anti-trans hit pieces in his justification for the order.

    That is seriously fucked up. And there’s another FTFNYT transphobe reporter seeking information for another poorly sourced bunch of crap to write another screed to be cited by the next fascist legislator. Below is the reporter’s solicitation…it’s ridiculous.

    Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2023 at 1:41 PM
    Subject: New York Times article on how pediatricians are responding to rising rates of trans youth

    I am writing an article for The New York Times about how pediatricians, family practitioners, psychologists and other front-line physicians who care for broad populations of children and
    adolescents are responding to the rising numbers of trans-identifying youths. What has it been like for these health care providers to care for such young people of late?
    For one, I am interested in covering this subject from the perspective of a newly fractured legal landscape, in which various states have banned the treatment of gender dysphoria in minors with puberty blockers and hormones. What is it like for health care
    providers to care for trans-identifying kids in these states?
    I am also interested in hearing from physicians who might have
    misgivings about the gender affirming care treatment model or who otherwise have theories about why we have  seen such a recent surge in trans-identifying young people.
    I would greatly appreciate your help in finding physicians for me to speak with. (Note that this article is not focusing on gender-care specialists.) I know this is a highly sensitive topic. So while I would
    prefer to get sources on the record, I am more than happy to accommodate anyones requests for anonymity.

  78. 78.

    Peter

    April 15, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @Central Planning: They’d have to rebrand as Shtupperware™.

  79. 79.

    prostratedragon

    April 15, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: “Wonderful World of Tupperware”, a promotional doc that occasionally runs on TCM. First two-thirds describes the industrial process, which frankly I found interesting. Notably, many of the line workers featured were women, this back in the early 1960s. The remainder goes into the multilevel marketing process, as weird as it ever was, complete with Anita Bryant(!) swaying the hips of tradition to a Tupperware-bowdlerized “Blues in the Night” at a sales convention.

  80. 80.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    April 15, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    This is supposedly Zappa’s first tv appearance; as a guest on the Steve Allen show

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF0PYQ8IOL4

    Zappa discussing PMRC and censorship with Johnny Carson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9b2omecW7o

  81. 81.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @RaflW:

    Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is expected to sign a bill on Friday allowing juries to recommend the death penalty in capital cases on an 8-4 vote,

    Part of a much larger picture….

    The Florida House Thursday passed an  bill that seeks to allow the death penalty for people who commit sexual batteries on children under age 12.

    Florida’s Leg has passed/is expected to pass multiple laws that among other things:

    • Define gender-affirming care for children as sexual battery.
    • A trans person being a in public restroom at the same time as a child, even unknowingly, as a sex crime.
    • Drag queens and trans people being in public where children might be present as “sexualizing children.”

    Sensing a pattern here… While they may not be able to actually convict and execute trans people or their allies — and not for lack of trying — FL Republican sure as hell are going to threatened to do so.

  82. 82.

    different-church-lady

    April 15, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: ​It’s far more likely the downfall is the result of there being 15 trillion plastic take-out containers in the universe. Who needs to buy special plastic for food storage when you’ve probably already got 83 things that do the job already?

  83. 83.

    different-church-lady

    April 15, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: ​
    Just as in the sixties, the Feds are going to have to step in at some point. And very soon.

  84. 84.

    Raven

    April 15, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    A good listen

    Episode one hundred and forty of A History of Rock Music in Five Hundred Songs looks at “Trouble Every Day” by the Mothers of Invention, and the early career of Frank Zappa. Click the full post to read liner notes, links to more information, and a transcript of the episode.

     

    https://500songs.com/podcast/episode-140-trouble-every-day-by-the-mothers-of-invention/

  85. 85.

    Dan B

    April 15, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot:  Both siding trans care.  Zero moral judgement.  If they were writing about AIDS or Malaria they’d want to hear from physicians who believe it is God’s will for punishing sinners.

  86. 86.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Another Scott: On a more practical level, I’m seeing Twitter posts from the likes of the local National Service, BART, CalFire etc. that the changes mean they can no longer automaticallypost weather alerts, alerts about BART delays, fire alerts and updates, etc.

    Ya know, the sorts of things that people found Twitter really useful for.

  87. 87.

    zhena gogolia

    April 15, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @different-church-lady: Puerile? (hahaha) watch out where the huskies go, etc.?

  88. 88.

    Dan B

    April 15, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:  Soon to he extended to LGBQ people, ie. Groomers.  It may take a few years to extend it to black men looking at white women.

  89. 89.

    frosty

    April 15, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @evap: Nice one! I grant you a win of the internets, for awhile.

  90. 90.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Fortunately there was enough blow back that the FTFNYT retreated (for now) and cancelled the piece (it was by a freelancer). But the tell was the writer explicitly stating that he didn’t want to talk to doctors with expertise in the field of trans healthcare.

    @Dan B:

    If they were writing about AIDS or Malaria they’d want to hear from physicians who believe it is God’s will for punishing sinners.

    I suspect if we checked the FTFNYT’s archives from the ’80s, we’d find at least one AIDS article doing just that.

  91. 91.

    prostratedragon

    April 15, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    Sister Golden [email protected]: What are these creatures? Is it projection when they say that demons walk among us?

  92. 92.

    Sister Golden Bear

    April 15, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @Dan B:

    It may take a few years to extend it to black men looking at white women.

    Missouri’s legislature is currently considering — or may have already passed (there’s so many bills it’s hard to keep track) a law that would allow state officials to deny marriage licenses to same-sex and interracial couples,* so it might not even take a few years.

    *Couched in language of “strong moral objections.”

  93. 93.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 15, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @different-church-lady: ​ 

    Are you implying the Mail is being hysterical and batshit crazy with their “you strumpets ruined a grand company all for sex and giggles?”

  94. 94.

    Glidwrith

    April 15, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: This crap reminds me of when Dick Cheney would plant stories in the press anonymously, then once published, use that as justification for whatever crap he wanted to do.

  95. 95.

    Redshift

    April 15, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @Cameron:

    I think that might be the stupidest thing I’ll read today. Which is pretty remarkable when one considers the number of stupid ideas/statements/thoughts we’re constantly exposed to.

    Only if you skip reading George Will’s latest incoherent nonsense. He claims that in the late twentieth century, America had the “idea” of a classless society with mobility. (He’s slippery enough not to say we had it in reality, just the idea.)

    But the real stupidity is that he claims – get this – that by opening up college to everybody, liberals created a class of educated people who look down on the working class (which doesn’t exist outside of the Fox fever swamp), so now we have class divisions.

    The fact that Will was ever considered an “intellectual” the political media is a testament that it’s all about how you look and your tone of voice, not about your ideas.

  96. 96.

    Dan B

    April 15, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:  Thanks for the reminder.  So the only 0laces to get a marriage license for interracial couples would be St. Louis and Kansas City.  Perhaps Springfield.

  97. 97.

    Chetan Murthy

    April 15, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @Glidwrith: Oh, you remind me of the days of “The Transatlantic Puke Funnel”.  Good time, good timmes.

  98. 98.

    Baud

    April 15, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    @Redshift:

    But the real stupidity is that he claims – get this – that by opening up college to everybody, liberals created a class of educated people who look down on the working class (which doesn’t exist outside of the Fox fever swamp), so now we have class divisions.

     
    That is dumb. Real intellectuals blame Hillary Clinton.

  99. 99.

    Scout211

    April 15, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    Evan Corcoran has recused himself from representing TFG in the documents case. So grand jury testimony did not go especially well for him, yeah?

  100. 100.

    Cameron

    April 15, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Redshift: He’s the Leon Trotsky of conservative idea-pimps!  Yeah, that is remarkably dumb, particularly the handwaving that implies cause and effect without bothering to demonstrate either.  If not dumb as a stump, certainly intellectually lazy.

  101. 101.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 15, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    @Hungry Joe:

    Late to the thread and haven’t read all the comments yet, so it’s probably already been suggested, but my guess is Robert Novak. Well-known (at the time) conservative columnist and commentator, although I think he identified as a Democrat.

  102. 102.

    Miss Bianca

    April 15, 2023 at 8:33 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: You know, I really, honestly, cannot understand the right-winger’s lust to, as you so succinctly put it, control others’ bodily autonomy.

    I sometimes wonder if it’s not a subconscious desire to still be able to just fucking OWN other people, period. Like they’re still mad that actual slavery was abolished.

  103. 103.

    Central Planning

    April 15, 2023 at 8:48 pm

    @Raven: ​That podcast is pretty good. I think I’m around episode 40 or so. I’ve learned a ton, and you can tell he’s done a ton of research.

  104. 104.

    raven

    April 15, 2023 at 9:03 pm

    @Central Planning: Yea, I’ve enjoyed it!

  105. 105.

    Uncle Cosmo

    April 15, 2023 at 9:30 pm

    @Central Planning: IOW, Shtupperware?

    (ETA: Hearty FUCK YOU to Peter at #78.)

  106. 106.

    Paul in KY

    April 17, 2023 at 10:11 am

    @Another Scott: God, did I hate Robert Novak!!!

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