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You are here: Home / Politics / Trump Indictments / Witnesses or Targets Open Thread

Witnesses or Targets Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  May 17, 20233:10 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trump Indictments

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I love this tweet:

There’s a magical place called Mar-a-Lago – where men enter as lawyers and emerge as witnesses.

Slight correction from me:  Why “Witnesses” and not “Targets”?

Corcoran quits. Epshteyn benched. Now Parlatore leaves? All adjacent to document obstruction?

Time to follow @indictmentsonly if you’re not already. https://t.co/PZsNaqZtWl

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) May 17, 2023

Gosh, a girl *gets busy with a new garden project, and suddenly there are three new attorney changes.  Yikes!

What did I miss?   Open thread.

Update:  *get your minds out of the gutter, not that kind of “gets busy”.  Phrasing.

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  1. 1.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 3:18 pm

    He has to run of out lawyers willing to represent him at some point. He’s been scraping the bottom of the barrel for awhile now.

    Seriously, who are these people willing to take Trump on as a client? We all know what he’s like by now

  2. 2.

    Anonymous At Work

    May 17, 2023 at 3:26 pm

    Honestly, I thought the asterisk was to signify a justification for the use of “girl”.

  3. 3.

    Old School

    May 17, 2023 at 3:28 pm

    not that kind of “gets busy”

    My condolences.

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    May 17, 2023 at 3:31 pm

    “Targets” is a loaded term. Might consider revising that.

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    May 17, 2023 at 3:32 pm

    Laura Ingraham fired?

  6. 6.

    UncleEbeneezer

    May 17, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    Parlatore is making a lot of noise about how he still thinks what the justice department is doing is wrong . . . but he testified before a grand jury, and if he’s a witness against Trump, he can no longer represent Trump.

  7. 7.

    Mai Naem mobile

    May 17, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    TFG has had so many lawyers that I can’t keep track of them. I didn’t  recognize Parlatore’s name so I did the Google. Here’s his bio from his law firm https://parlatorelawgroup.com/content/timothy-c-parlatore.

    Seems like TFG should have hung onto him since he’s apparently represented organized crime figures. I am not sure if I should be rooting for him to have been paid or not been paid since he might spill some legal beans if TFG stiffs him.

  8. 8.

    West of the Rockies

    May 17, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    What was the name of that homely husband and wife lawyer team who were Trump enthusiasts a few years ago?  Joe something?  They may have been just smart enough to not contract with him to represent the orange loser.

  9. 9.

    West of the Rockies

    May 17, 2023 at 3:41 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Where did you encounter this?

  10. 10.

    rikyrah

    May 17, 2023 at 3:44 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

     

    Establishment Bar Blogspot.

    Tweet from

    @PoliticsVerse

  11. 11.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: How funny, I nearly added another one for that!

    But then I realized that Trump has only had one female attorney – that I can recall, anyway – Jenne Ellis – and she didn’t quit, she just started hiding out to avoid subpoenas.

    Oh wait, there was “Habba”, too.

  12. 12.

    Geminid

    May 17, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Trump’s still getting proficient criminal attorneys. I think the three that are representing him in the case brought by DA Bragg are considered competent and experienced.

    Trump did go through some lightweights last year, but he seems to be taking a more serious approach now. Same with his campaign staff.

    I think he’s raised a lot of money for his legal defense, enough to pay sizable retainers. Trump is a cheapskate, but now his back’s against the wall and I think he knows it.

  13. 13.

    Gravenstone

    May 17, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @NotMax: Believe it’s in the legal sense as in “target of an investigation”.

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @Old School: Just not having anything to do with the garden,  was my point.  :-)

  15. 15.

    Delk

    May 17, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    Chicago’s new mayor was sworn in Monday and Fox News sent a reporter to a diner! Imagine that. The owner is a veteran and the place was filled with veterans ready to be interviewed. Of course, all they did was complain and dog whistle.
    The diner, btw, was not in Chicago but in Naperville a suburb 40 miles west of the city. Guess they couldn’t be bothered to ask the local Fox people where the racist Chicago neighborhoods are located.

    Naperville, btw is a lovely place filled with decent people and one racist diner.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @NotMax: “Target” of a grand jury or target of an investigation is a legal term.

  17. 17.

    Old School

    May 17, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Drudge reports Fox News’ evening lineup will be:

    Sean Hannity, Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfield.

    That leaves Ingraham out of prime time at least.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    @rikyrah: From what I have seen, they are not saying she is fired.  They are saying that  the 8, 9 and 10 pm slots are now filled, and Laurie Ingram isn’t filling any of of those.

    *Those pesky women are causing all sorts of problems at Fox, perhaps they will just get rid of all of them?

  19. 19.

    geg6

    May 17, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    You’re thinking of Victoria Toensang (sp?) and Joe DiGenova.  I believe they ran into some legal issues of their own, but I can’t remember what.

  20. 20.

    Geminid

    May 17, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    @West of the Rockies: You may be thinking of Joseph DiGenova and Victoria Toensing.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @geg6: MAGA

    Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    May 17, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @Delk:

    Chicago’s new mayor was sworn in Monday and Fox News sent a reporter to a diner! Imagine that. The owner is a veteran and the place was filled with veterans ready to be interviewed. Of course, all they did was complain and dog whistle.
    The diner, btw, was not in Chicago but in Naperville a suburb 40 miles west of the city.

     

    If they wanted to talk to them about someone, then let it be about Lauren Underwood – their Congresswoman.

     

    Naperville has nothing to do with Chicago.

    They could have easily gone to Mount Greenwood, Beverly, or Northwest Side, if they were looking for Vallas voters.

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @rikyrah: Looks like they were careful to choose the diner so they could be sure to get the responses they wanted.

    edit: I have never seen what I would call a diner in either Naperville or Aurora!

  24. 24.

    Jay

    May 17, 2023 at 3:54 pm

    200,000 day, mark it on your calendars.

    https://twitter.com/2ug2ug/status/1658921851387535360/photo/1

  25. 25.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 3:56 pm

    @Geminid:

    The question will of course be can he keep his mouth shut and listen to this top legal talent. His CNN Town Hall performance caused the judge in the New York trial to call a hearing, (I think) forbidding him from publicly speaking about court matters

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    May 17, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    @WaterGirl

    Also Powell.

  27. 27.

    UncleEbeneezer

    May 17, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: Don’t forget Sydney Powell!

  28. 28.

    Delk

    May 17, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    @WaterGirl:

     The diner

  29. 29.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    May 17, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    Lionel Hutz was just hired to represent Dump

  30. 30.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Looking up Laura Ingraham and the rumored line up changes, I was surprised by this info from a Daily Beast article:

    Since taking over the 11 p.m. hour in 2021 with his conservative “comedy” show, Gutfeld has christened himself the “King of Late Night” as his ratings have typically overshadowed the broadcast network’s late-night offerings. Also, along with Watters, he is the focal point of The Five, which had even overtaken Carlson in the ratings over the past year.

  31. 31.

    Roger Moore

    May 17, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
     

    Those pesky women are causing all sorts of problems at Fox, perhaps they will just get rid of all of them?

    If they do, they’ll start getting complaints about how the men are sexually harassing each other.

  32. 32.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Kraken Lady! She disappeared off the face of the Earth

  33. 33.

    Sister Golden Bear

    May 17, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    The question will of course be can he keep his mouth shut and listen to this top legal talent.

    Absolutely not.

  34. 34.

    MattF

    May 17, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    Slate article about how TFG’s ‘Town Hall’ gave the MAL prosecution a number of free gifts. I suspect that his lawyers are very aware of this and very pissed off. Also, I’ve found, fwiw, that Slate articles are easier to read with your browser in ‘private’ mode.

  35. 35.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    May 17, 2023 at 4:08 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: too bad J. Cheever Loophole isn’t available.

  36. 36.

    Warblewarble

    May 17, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    Make attorneys get attorneys, always true.

  37. 37.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    I don’t think so either lol

  38. 38.

    brantl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:11 pm

    @rikyrah: I’ll buy a freaking cake big enough for 50 people to get a piece, when that douche bites the big one.

  39. 39.

    cain

    May 17, 2023 at 4:12 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    https://www.salon.com/2023/03/04/gutfeld-humor-comedy/

    It doesn’t have any particular explanation other than what you say is true that it is the #1 rated late night show.

  40. 40.

    Roger Moore

    May 17, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    His CNN Town Hall performance caused the judge in the New York trial to call a hearing, (I think) forbidding him from publicly speaking about court matters

    That’s going to be an ongoing problem for his campaign.  People are going to keep asking about his legal problems; they’re an obvious, easy, and legitimate source of questions.  So what’s he supposed to do: go against the judge’s orders or refuse to give adequate answers?   I guess the proper Trumpian response is to threaten to cut off any news media that dares to ask him questions about that stuff.  It will let him avoid talking about it and change the focus from his legal problems to his feud with whatever news outlet keeps asking questions.

  41. 41.

    West of the Rockies

    May 17, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Thanks.   I hope it’s true!

  42. 42.

    West of the Rockies

    May 17, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    @Old School:

    The white dude power hours!

    Nothing racist to see here, folks… move along… show’s over.

  43. 43.

    brantl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    @Delk: Chintzy breakfasts for a lot of money!

  44. 44.

    West of the Rockies

    May 17, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    @geg6:

    That’s the pair…

  45. 45.

    trollhattan

    May 17, 2023 at 4:26 pm

    “Get busy?” I have Netflix and…a fridge.

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 4:27 pm

    Is it seriously 77-80 degrees down in Chambana right now?

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Seriously, who are these people willing to take Trump on as a client? We all know what he’s like by now 

    They make ambulance chasers look honorable.

  48. 48.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 17, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    But then I realized that Trump has only had one female attorney – that I can recall, anyway – Jenne Ellis – and she didn’t quit, she just started hiding out to avoid subpoenas. Oh wait, there was “Habba”, too.

    Sydney Powell. Victoria Toensing. Pam Bondi. That woman whose name I can’t remember who sat next to Rudy Giuliani that time he was loudly farting in court (I think she was a member of TFG’s legal team but might have just been there to, I dunno, fetch coffee or something).

  49. 49.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Laura Ingraham fired? 

    Out of a cannon?  Into the ocean?  Burnt at the stake?

  50. 50.

    Barbara

    May 17, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Also, the parking garage lawyer from New Jersey and the woman who signed the certification of compliance that classified materials had been turned over.

  51. 51.

    oatler

    May 17, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Naperville ?

  52. 52.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 17, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I guess the proper Trumpian response is to threaten to cut off any news media that dares to ask him questions about that stuff. It will let him avoid talking about it and change the focus from his legal problems to his feud with whatever news outlet keeps asking questions.

    Wouldn’t this just have a “what is he hiding” effect?

  53. 53.

    Dan B

    May 17, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @oatler: I was chased out of Wheaton College.

  54. 54.

    Roger Moore

    May 17, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Wouldn’t this just have a “what is he hiding” effect?

    I don’t know.  For an ordinary politician, it probably would.  At the very least, they would have to say, “the judge says I’m not allowed to talk about that” regularly and consistently enough that the media just gave up.  But I think the media would most likely play along with the feud angle.  It’s even easier than the “what’s he hiding” angle, and for the other media he’s not feuding with it lets them pretend they have a chance to get on his good side. Joke’s on them. Trump doesn’t have a good side.

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    @Delk: Okay!  That’s not something you find if you google “diners Chicago”

    I woud bet good money that they had an agenda and some operative steered them toward Rosie’s.

  56. 56.

    VOR

    May 17, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    TFG must be the worst possible client for a lawyer. He doesn’t listen to advice, he won’t shut up, and worst of all he won’t pay! The MAGA (My Attorney’s Got Attorneys) thing certainly doesn’t help either.

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: No idea who that is.

  58. 58.

    Mai Naem mobile

    May 17, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Victoria Toensing and Joseph DeGenova. More retreads from the Clinton  Monica era. They’re mentioned as some of the sender/recipient emails in the Rudy sexual harassment/non payment lawsuit. I vaguely remember them being considered to be hired for TFG’s impeachment but TFG didn’t like the way they ‘looked’ on tv.

  59. 59.

    Bex

    May 17, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Maybe Ingraham will be switched to Sunday afternoon before Trey Gowdy.

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: My phone says 76 degrees right this minute.  It also says Chicago is 58.  Our weather is usually much closer than that.

    What’s up?  Big storm brewing off the lake?

  61. 61.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    @Barbara: That’s Habba.

  62. 62.

    Keith P.

    May 17, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Jenna Ellis is the one Rudy farted next to. The one caught on camera.

  63. 63.

    Citizen Alan

    May 17, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I think gutfield has an unfair ratings advantage due to the fact that most of his target audience is miserable old fuckers who simply fall asleep in. From the tv at 9 o’clock.

  64. 64.

    Jay

    May 17, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    nope, her job was to give him BJ’s under the desk when he was on the phone,

  65. 65.

    persistentillusion

    May 17, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    @Dan B: Good for you.  Badge of honor.  Wheaton has always been a bubbling cesspool of Christofascists.

  66. 66.

    Jay

    May 17, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    24C here today, (75.9 F) better than yesterdays 39C, (102.2F), but the smoke is moving in. Visibility is down to about 3K. We will probably close up tomorrow and run the air purifier until the rains come in in 3 weeks.

  67. 67.

    Old School

    May 17, 2023 at 4:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: Lionel Hutz is an incompetent lawyer character on The Simpsons.

  68. 68.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    @Old School: Oh.  Never watched The Simpsons.

  69. 69.

    Ken

    May 17, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    @WaterGirl: I woud bet good money that they had an agenda and some operative steered them toward Rosie’s.

    You don’t think it was just an innocent mistake, going to the wrong city twenty miles away from Chicago to interview people about Chicago’s mayor?

  70. 70.

    Dan B

    May 17, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @persistentillusion:  I was leading a group of six from Gay Liberation who gave a presentation to a very terrified class.  They behaved as you would if you thought you were in a room with devils.  The administration found out and sent people to chase us out.  I seem to recall driving past the headquarters of the John Birch Society, brightly lit.  Fun! /s

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    @Delk:

    Guess they couldn’t be bothered to ask the local Fox people where the racist Chicago neighborhoods are located. 

    Just look for the Let’s Go Brandon lawn signs!  Oh wait…

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Ken: Closer to 35 miles!  Disingenuous propaganda-spewing monsters.

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Delk:

    Guess they couldn’t be bothered to ask the local Fox people where the racist Chicago neighborhoods are located.

    That’s a very said sentence, but it’s perfect.

  74. 74.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    My phone says 76 degrees right this minute. It also says Chicago is 58. Our weather is usually much closer than that. 

    What’s up? Big storm brewing off the lake?

    No storms in the forecast (not that I wouldn’t dig one.). I’m good with no having to run my AC.

    Anyway, congrats on getting busy in the garden.

  75. 75.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 17, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    @Keith P.:

    Jenna Ellis is the one Rudy farted next to. The one caught on camera. 

    I just wanted to read that again.  What a shitshow.

  76. 76.

    AWOL

    May 17, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: Pesky? Her gay brother spilled the beans. Her father was an alcoholic, abusive neo-nazi and his daughter bought into it fully. And we all know about her homophobia from her Dartmouth days with that ghoul from India.

     

    I think out of that whole Ship of Fools, she may be the one most dedicated to re-forming a new Reich.

  77. 77.

    UncleEbeneezer

    May 17, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    WashingtonCNN — 
    The National Archives has informed former president Donald Trump that it is set to hand over to special counsel Jack Smith 16 records which show Trump and his top advisers had knowledge of the correct declassification process while he was president, according to multiple sources.
    In a May 16 letter obtained by CNN, acting Archivist Debra Steidel Wall writes to Trump, “The 16 records in question all reflect communications involving close presidential advisers, some of them directed to you personally, concerning whether, why, and how you should declassify certain classified records.”
    The 16 presidential records, which were subpoenaed earlier this year, may provide critical evidence establishing the former president’s awareness of the declassification process, a key part of the criminal investigation into Trump’s mishandling of classified documents.

  78. 78.

    K-Mo

    May 17, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    (Steps to the microphone)

    Christina Bobb.

    (Ear-splintering feedback erupts)

  79. 79.

    geg6

    May 17, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    OMG, for real?  I really dislike animation but even I cannot deny the cultural impact and comedic genius that is The Simpsons.

  80. 80.

    sab

    May 17, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @geg6: On bad days I realize I married Homer and I am not as saintly as Marge. My husband laughs and agrees, thus proving he isn’t Homer.

    ETA We have three kids: one Bart and no Lisa.

  81. 81.

    Ruckus

    May 17, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @VOR:

    I’d agree that he’s likely one of the worst clients.

    Most clients haven’t been in court or even spoken to attorneys quite  as much as the world’s smartest man (OK that’s what he and not anyone else thinks) has because they usually at least attempt to keep their mouths shut and stay out of the limelight. He thinks the limelight is for him and him alone. Like everything else he’s wrong about this, because he’s dumber than a small box of very inexpensive rocks, the ones that cost something like $10/metric ton.

  82. 82.

    sab

    May 17, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @WaterGirl: So when we joke about the three-eyed fish downstream of the nuclear power plant you have no idea what we are talking about? It is even on the Simpsons All Character Blanket my grand-daughter got Grandpa.

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @geg6: For real.  Just not my thing.

    But I do get that it had a huge cultural impact.  So did Breaking Bad.  Still not interested in watching either of them.

  84. 84.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    @sab:

    three-eyed fish downstream of the nuclear power plant you have no idea what we are talking about?

    I had no idea that that came from The Simpsons. But I don’t even blink at that one because we have Clinton Lake, which is by the nuclear power plant in Clinton, so there are jokes like that all the time if you are in the water at Clinton Lake.

  85. 85.

    sab

    May 17, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: I know you are incredibly busy but if you get some spare time watch the Simpsons. You will love it. Start way back. They don’t age. Bart will be forever in fourth grade.

    You might relate to Lisa.

    Comedy, so episodes only a half hour. This cartoon is how much of the rest of the world sees us. I am okay with that

    ETA I know Matt Groening is from Oregon but not coastal. His show has a midwestern feel- normal town in the middle of now-where important to anyone but themselves.

  86. 86.

    sab

    May 17, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    @sab: I believe Matt Groening’s father was a lapsed Mennonite from Canada. Lots of them in Ohio. Lapsed but very wholesome. Simpsons fits that pattern.

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    May 17, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @sab: Animation like that holds no appeal for me.  Plus the Simpson voices I couldn’t help but catch just by being alive grated on my nerves.

  88. 88.

    Armadillo

    May 17, 2023 at 9:20 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’m not sure if this is the question you were asking about why witnesses and not targets, but as you noted, “target” is a specialized term.  From the US Department of Justice’s Justice Manual (previously called the US Attorney’s Manual):

    It is the policy of the Department of Justice to advise a grand jury witness of his or her rights if such witness is a “target” or “subject” of a grand jury investigation.

    A “target” is a person as to whom the prosecutor or the grand jury has substantial evidence linking him or her to the commission of a crime and who, in the judgment of the prosecutor, is a putative defendant. An officer or employee of an organization which is a target is not automatically considered a target even if such officer’s or employee’s conduct contributed to the commission of the crime by the target organization. The same lack of automatic target status holds true for organizations which employ, or employed, an officer or employee who is a target.

    A “subject” of an investigation is a person whose conduct is within the scope of the grand jury’s investigation.

    Even if the various Trump attorneys are simply witnesses rather than targets, they would likely still be disqualified from acting as attorneys in Trump’s defense, since the general rule is that you cannot act as counsel in a matter for which you are also a witness.

    When negotiating a witness’ testimony before a grand jury, the US attorney running the grand jury will usually tell the witness’ counsel whether the witness is a target or subject, or where the witness falls on that spectrum.

    Hopefully that is relevant and/or helpful.

  89. 89.

    WaterGirl

    May 19, 2023 at 10:06 am

    @Armadillo: Thank you.

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