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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

How stupid are these people?

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

T R E 4 5 O N

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Republicans do not trust women.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 11, 20249:58 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

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I am in a touch of a mood so I am not going to talk about politics.

Got the tree cleaned up, and now have to have an expert come look at it and tell me if the whole thing needs to come down or not. And to clarify, when I say the tree is cleaned up, I mean the power company cut it off the lines and it is now unceremoniously dumped on front lawn until I can get someone with a saw to cut it into manageable pieces. As many of you know, I do not own ANY power tools with blades for obvious reasons.

I need a new video game. Any suggestions?

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  1. 1.

    weasel

    July 11, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    I am having a blast with Star Control Origins. It might even still be on sale on Steam, checking…​nuts! Still, is over 5 years old so only $30​

  2. 2.

    xephyr

    July 11, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    I’d grab my chainsaw and come over if WV was a little closer, but I’m in MI alas…

  3. 3.

    cmorenc

    July 11, 2024 at 10:06 pm

    I too am taking a short sabbatical from politics for my own sanity and ability to be helpful once this mess gets sorted out either way.  With joe assuming he stays or with kamala if he doesn’t, but i have no control and just have to resolve to deal in a week or two with whatever and support it 100% either way.  Biden resolves to stay in, but the long knives grow rather than shrink within the party, regardless of the firm support joe has within this almost 10k blog.

    Eyes on the prize – cannot let the orange shitgibbon win.

  4. 4.

    Hilbertsubspace

    July 11, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    I miss Joust.  The old cabinet arcade game.  Oh, wait, you said new.

  5. 5.

    buck2202

    July 11, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    any interest in survival/crafters? Valheim is the only one that has ever grabbed me (few hundred hours over the last couple years), and it just had a big update recently

  6. 6.

    Poe Larity

    July 11, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    Am not a gamer due to understanding my addictive traits.

    I have many acres to clear after August and was annoyed to discover all the chainsaw courses ended in April.

  7. 7.

    No One of Consequence

    July 11, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    Evening John, you may want to consider a folding tree saw as a general have. It’s a handsaw kind of thing, but very sharp and would make short work of a felled tree (depending upon how big diameter branches we are talking). I was able to take down all but the final trunk of about 10 feet with my manual polesaw. It was sharp (a Fiskars one I think), and good exercise. The blade part was like a treesaw, but a folding blade one, not the bowsaw kind.
    If that helps. Peace,
    -NOoC​
    It was a standing tree that I felled. A maple that had a bad spot right opposite where prevailing winds blow, a eventual fail point that would send it crashing into my house. Not a big maple, but probably 15 years old. (Edited to add the p.s.)

  8. 8.

    Ripley

    July 11, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    West Virginia Chainsaw Mangling

    It’s an FPS (First Person Saw) game, the graphics suck, and you don’t actually gain any points. It takes 3 levels to start the chainsaw, but you get to curse and make a lot of new online friends.

    I am not a gamer. Nor a chainsawer. Chain-sawer?

  9. 9.

    Poe Larity

    July 11, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @Ripley: Is that like the Japanese anime with the guy with the chainsaw head? Youts say it’s good.

  10. 10.

    Noskilz

    July 11, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    People seem to enjoy Peglin – kind of a roguelike adventure pachinko game.

    If you like Vampire Survivor-alikes , Holocure – Save The Fans  is a completely free, fully-featured game with a large roster of characters

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    July 11, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    @buck2202: For whatever reason, I couldn’t get into Valheim. Put several hours into it, but it didn’t really grab me.

    Recently, my gaming has been Satisfactory (kind of like Factorio, but in a 3d hand-crafted world, not 2d procedural) and Cities Skylines II now that it’s been through a few rounds of bug fixes and updates.

  12. 12.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 11, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    I don’t play video games.

  13. 13.

    No One of Consequence

    July 11, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    Oh, and Team Fortress 2 for the win. I have something ridiculous, my son tells me, hours on that. More than 2000 hours or so. Or Dwarf Fortress for the interesting places one can stretch math to.

    (One might notice the ‘fortress’ trend here, but the author can attest to that being mere coincidence.)

    -NOoC

  14. 14.

    strange visitor (from another planet)

    July 11, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    i’m playing the elden ring dlc. i’d also recommend armored core 6. great single player campaign, best since maybe titanfall 2.

  15. 15.

    counterfactual

    July 11, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @Ripley: Pedantry: chainsawyer

  16. 16.

    buck2202

    July 11, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @dmsilev: I also have few hundred hours in satisfactory over the last couple years. got surprisingly sucked into it, but at some point it got too big for me to feel like I was accomplishing anything in manageable sessions. definitely looking forward to starting fresh after 1.0 drops!

    valheim is a lot more customizable than it used to be–combat, resource rates, etc are all adjustable now without needing mods. doesn’t sound like you can point to one particular thing, but if it’s been a while, the ease of entry has improved a lot in the last year or so. I play in spurts, but it’s a special one for me

  17. 17.

    kindness

    July 11, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    I bought a chain saw to cut down a tree.  Have used it 3 more times since that first one.  Sure a whole lot easier than chopping it down or hand sawing.

  18. 18.

    Another Scott

    July 11, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @Ripley:

    It takes 3 levels to start the chainsaw, …

    [ WHOMP!! ]

    OMG, the memories that suddenly came flying back!

    The dad of my best friend in high school had (literally) about 8 chain saws on his farm. He seemed to buy a new one whenever he couldn’t get the closest one at hand to start or run for more than 10 seconds.

    [ bript, bript, bript, BRR rrr BRRR, plut. … bript, bript, bript …]

    “Why in my day, we didn’t have Electric chain saws. We had to refine our own 2-cycle gas and developed forearms like Popeye from trying to start the damn things! Kids these days are too soft!!11 …”

    Good luck, John. Pace yourself.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  19. 19.

    debit

    July 11, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    If you played Suikoden 1 and 2 back in the day, and liked them, Eiyuden Chronicles is the spiritual successor to the franchise.  Turn based combat. On Steam.

    Strategy RPG: Valkria Chronicles 1 and 4 are on Steam (2 and 3 were PSP only).  It has tanks.

    Or there’s Balder’s Gate 3, unless you’ve already played it.

  20. 20.

    Jacqueline Squid Onassis

    July 11, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @weasel: What?  There’s a new(ish) Star Con?  Wow.  I am not a gamer at all but I loved Star Con II SO MUCH!  (Star Con 3 was missing a lot of what made II so good).

    I may have to find that and play it.

  21. 21.

    cain

    July 11, 2024 at 10:27 pm

    John highly recommend Balders Gate 3. On my second play through.

  22. 22.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 11, 2024 at 10:28 pm

    Hook a chain to it, drag it out into a field, get stuck and leave the car there? Bring mustard! No suggestions on games, I like to play my existing catalog and nothing has caught my eye lately.

    Brought in the mud harvest and it’s looking good! One variety of our strawberries grow these huge 2″x2″x2″ berries that are just beautiful and tasty. We’ve been getting about a pint and a half of raspberries every night for the last couple of weeks now. Shortbread, shakes and drizzle on vanilla ice cream with chocolate.

    Almost illegal it’s that good. Weather has been mild since our 107 degree day about a week ago. I like mild and sunny!

  23. 23.

    debit

    July 11, 2024 at 10:29 pm

    @cain:  Tav or Durge?

  24. 24.

    piratedan

    July 11, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    if you’re feeling anti-social, just a desktop version of CIV 4 should do the trick

  25. 25.

    dmsilev

    July 11, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    @piratedan: It’s probably still a ways off in the future, but Civ VII was recently announced….

  26. 26.

    VFX Lurker

    July 11, 2024 at 10:35 pm

    I need a new video game. Any suggestions?

    I’d like to recommend Hades by Supergiant Games. It has everything:

    • fun, fun, fun
    • a twist on Greek mythology
    • great characters and great voice actors

    Love, love, love that game!

  27. 27.

    Lacuna-Synecdoche

    July 11, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    I’m still messing around with Baldur’s Gate 3, which you’ve probably finished already. Almost a thousand hours in and I still haven’t gotten past Act 1, because I keep trying new builds and new mods.

    Sigh.

    I think I’m going to take a break from it and wait for patch 7 to come out in couple months, since there are rumored to be a lot of changes in the works. Which I guess means I ‘m looking for recs in the meantime too.

  28. 28.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 11, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    @No One of Consequence: After the naked mopping accident I think Cole is wise to stay away from sharp objects, powered or unpowered.

    Odie Hugh Manatee:

    Hook a chain to it, drag it out into a field, get stuck and leave the car there? Bring mustard!

    I like the way you think.

  29. 29.

    Fair Economist

    July 11, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    I don’t really have any game suggestions. I try other games from time to time, but I always come back to Civilization and Minecraft. I mod Minecraft too, and I find when I play other things I don’t get that done. I did take a month off modding to play Old World recently; that’s the closest I can come to a recommendation.

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 11, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    a touch of a mood

    I am in a stealing of this phrase.

  31. 31.

    BlueDWarrior

    July 11, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    My suggestion may or may not be applicable, but I’ve been getting my feet wet again in Final Fantasy 14 since the Dawntrail expansion opened up. Got the two new classes (Viper [snake themed assassin flavored DPS] and Pictomancer [based off Relm from FF6, caster DPS that attacks with literal art]) up to L90 of the newly raised L100 cap.

    Also while I’m upset that politics are gonna politics and people are going to continue to be too clever by half, I will just have to bear it until everything is finalized in Chicago, one way or another.

  32. 32.

    Eolirin

    July 11, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    Hard to suggest games without knowing what you’re into.

  33. 33.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 11, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    @No One of Consequence:

    I haven’t played TF2 in some time, should get back into it. I have a fully decked out Demoman and our TF2 servers (we run three of them) have Halloween mode on all of the time.

    Damned fun game to play. Cartoon characters fighting pointless battles. I usually run Engie, Heavy or Demo.

  34. 34.

    dp

    July 11, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    Pong?

  35. 35.

    scav

    July 11, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    Team playing with saws here, and I do so love the dangerous manual ones.  Silkys. Granted, I do only attempt basic pruning and emergency cleanup (ground level) and often happily leave knuckle blood on things.  Not firewood management either (beyond brute hauling).  Video games?  Can’t even find Minesweep anymore . .

  36. 36.

    Juju

    July 11, 2024 at 10:51 pm

    I like Bird Sort and Water Match, and sometimes Royal Match, but I don’t think that’s what you mean.

  37. 37.

    No One of Consequence

    July 11, 2024 at 10:58 pm

    @sistergoldenbear – I forgot, I am chastened. I never did think to have Cole check the back seat of the car that was field-abandoned for the mustard. Did anyone ever suggest that?

    @OdeeHughManatee – I played the original Team Fortress (not 2) with office mates in late 90’s. When TF2 came out, that gang had moved on, but I got it immediately and set about having my ass handed to me for a decade or so. Then I became a dad and played a whole lot less, but to this day, and many video games since and hence, TF2 is some of the most ACTUAL FUN that can be had in any video game and other than the original PONG, I was around (and most likely played) them all arcade-wise through the early 90’s or so. (Console experience limited however during that time period.)

    Do I want to look at or watch Joe’s speech? Or even open that thread? Seems like what I thought was settled has been unsettled by a TV doc. Pacing myself.

    Peace,

    -NOoC

  38. 38.

    sixthdoctor

    July 11, 2024 at 11:00 pm

    Balatro. 

    Incredibly replayable/addictive…

  39. 39.

    M31

    July 11, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    just started the game Stray, about a cat and a little robot friend that go exploring in an abandoned city

    just finished a re-run through the original Portal game, and it’s still the best ever for story, cool puzzle gameplay, and ‘wtf’ moments

  40. 40.

    Mousebumples

    July 11, 2024 at 11:02 pm

    Stardew Valley was the last favorite of mine. But I’m not sure if we Iike the same kind of games, John.

    Sending good thoughts your way!

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2024 at 11:02 pm

    (Dating myself.)

    Normally eschew shooty games, but admit Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 were a kick to run through.

  42. 42.

    laura

    July 11, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    If you find you must remove your busted tree- and if it’s amenable to your growth zone- I highly recommend a red maple. Grows at a not too fast pace. Stunning Autumn display, drops it’s leafs and is done. Nice for shade and creatures. We love ours.

    It got up to 111° today- hotter than polyester pants.

  43. 43.

    Bostondreams

    July 11, 2024 at 11:18 pm

    I’ve been craving XCom style games, so gotten a great deal of fun from Warhammer Chaos Gate, as well as Battletech. And a great RPG is Warhammer: Rogue Trader, from Owlcat. Same folks that did the two Pathfinder games.

  44. 44.

    Origuy

    July 11, 2024 at 11:20 pm

    I have decided to upgrade my laptop. Currently I have an HP Envy x360 with AMD Radeon graphics card. It has an annoying habit of blue screening, but only when plugged in. So I charge it up and run it as long as I can. It also doesn’t have quite enough oomph to run Baldur’s Gate 3. I’ve had HP laptops for years because I was an employee and can still get employee prices. But I am giving up on them; I replaced my HP printer with an Epson a few months ago.

    I’m not a huge gamer so I don’t want to go with something top of the line like Alienware. I have my eye on a Dell G15 with the Nvidia GeForce 4060. But I haven’t made any decisions. Suggestions are welcome.

  45. 45.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 11, 2024 at 11:25 pm

    @Bostondreams: Rogue Trader is fantastic, gotta agree.

    I have a couple of JRPGs I play, and one of my favorite series just released a new game. Super happy but haven’t had a chance to dig into it yet: Legend of Heroes, Trails through Daybreak

    Too many good games out there

  46. 46.

    Kelly

    July 11, 2024 at 11:26 pm

    You need a Silky Saw. Yes, a hand pruning saw. Japanese. I discovered them doing volunteer trail work for the Forest Service. Amazingly faster and easier than than less expensive saws. Less maintenance than a chainsaw. I wouldn’t use it to cut a cord of firewood but perfect for pruning and cleanup.

    https://silkysaws.com/arbor/

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    July 11, 2024 at 11:29 pm

    @Origuy

    Depending on your price range, have heard good scuttlebutt about Asus laptops. Also some complimentary chatter about Acer and Lenovo.

    Will note that Amazon Prime Days are July 16 & 17 and will probably include price drops worth checking into on mid-range devices.

  48. 48.

    Another Scott

    July 11, 2024 at 11:32 pm

    Meanwhile, … VOANews.com:

    The U.S. Internal Revenue Service said Thursday it has recovered $1 billion in unpaid taxes from high-wealth tax evaders, marking a significant achievement in its efforts to enforce tax compliance.

    “With this collection activity, the IRS has passed an important milestone in our efforts to improve compliance and ensure fairness in the tax system,” said IRS Commissioner Danny Werfel. “Our increased work in this area means these past-due tax bills from high-end taxpayers are no longer being left on the table, like they were too often in the past.”

    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen hailed the Inflation Reduction Act, passed in 2022, for promoting tax equity, emphasizing that all affluent taxpayers should fulfill their tax obligations, mirroring the responsibilities of working families.

    The IRS launched several initiatives last year targeting affluent individuals who failed to pay taxes. The focus was on taxpayers earning over $1 million annually with recognized tax debts exceeding $250,000.

    “President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act is increasing tax fairness and ensuring that all wealthy taxpayers pay the taxes they owe, just like working families do,” Yellen said in a statement.

    […]

    Good, good. Biden’s administration is still doing the work, and doing it well. Competence matters – a lot – and cracking down on giant tax cheats is a huge win for sensible public policy and voters like it!

    Reminder that no GQPer voted for the IRA.

    Eyes on the prizes.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  49. 49.

    strange visitor (from another planet)

    July 11, 2024 at 11:48 pm

    @M31:  stray is an amazing concept. i hope more creators follow in those footsteps.

  50. 50.

    Splitting Image

    July 11, 2024 at 11:48 pm

    I rewatched the Jennifer Ehle Pride and Prejudice, because watching a smart woman tell arrogant guys where to get off is awesome.

  51. 51.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 11, 2024 at 11:57 pm

    @Origuy: What’s your price range at? I recently bought a Minisforum V3 gaming windows tablet for ~$1100, and it’s remarkably fast for the price range. Not sure about BG3, but it can run Witcher 3 1080p Ultra settings at ~30 fps.

    ASUS gaming laptops are generally pretty good. You can get a ASUS Rog Zephyrus G14 for $1300 from Best Buy right now – that’s got a 4060 and will run really damn well.

    But really: Wait like 5 days for Prime Day, and then look for deals on Amazon.

    @strange visitor (from another planet): I get some similar (but more silly) vibes from Little Kitty Big City that just came out a few months ago. It’s more of a playground than a story, though.

  52. 52.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 12, 2024 at 12:01 am

    I have nothing useful to add from my own mind, but figured I might toss a music video or two.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVEgDSOx_5w&list=RDMM&index=10

  53. 53.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 12, 2024 at 12:03 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeNnR33i5Q

  54. 54.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 12, 2024 at 12:10 am

    @M31:

    I have Stray and made it into the city before dropping out for life. Should get back to it. It’s a cute game with the way the cat acts and such. Our daughter is after me to try Portal Revolution as it’s a great mod.

    You have to use time travel to solve the puzzles along with the usual Portal stuff.

  55. 55.

    Jackie

    July 12, 2024 at 12:11 am

    @Another Scott: You need to repost this tomorrow! (Or later today -depending on Time Zone 😂) Great news 👍🏻

  56. 56.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 12, 2024 at 12:12 am

    They were here last year and I missed them.  I’ve been sending them fan letters asking to come back.  Won’t miss them again!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L_WNMFti60

  57. 57.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 12:14 am

    Anyone sampled any of the games on Netflix?

  58. 58.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 12, 2024 at 12:19 am

    @NotMax: I hhaven’t tried them on Netflix, but several are well known good games: Oxenfree, Infernax, and the Reigns games are well regarded.

    If you can get it, Into the Breach is an excellent cross between a roguelite and a turn-based strategy game. Kentucky Route Zero is a really entrancing old-school point and click adventure game.

  59. 59.

    Origuy

    July 12, 2024 at 12:21 am

    Thanks for the replies, keep them coming. I am definitely waiting for Prime Days. Hoping to get something under $1500.

  60. 60.

    Harrison Wesley

    July 12, 2024 at 12:22 am

    I guess it’s late at night enough for me to drop this without being accused of being a bad-faith lefty who only brings up GAZA to destroy Joe Biden.  Very cool album, in my opinion, and made over 20 years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TfYsqmz934

  61. 61.

    wjca

    July 12, 2024 at 12:31 am

    @Fair Economist:  I try other games from time to time, but I always come back to Civilization and Minecraft.

    Or you might try Age of Empires.  My late MIL gave it to me . . . wow, it’s decades ago now.  Still keeps me amused.

  62. 62.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 12:42 am

    @MisterForkbeard

    old-school point and click adventure game

    Much more up my particular alley.

    Moving right along on the gaming spectrum, have you played the remastered Alan Wake by any chance?

    In live action milieus, enjoyed The Shapeshifting Detective and Late Shift.

  63. 63.

    AnnaN

    July 12, 2024 at 12:43 am

    When politics gets to be too much I spend time just bouncing around in Astroneer.  Its easy to get lost in and pick up months later.

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 12:45 am

    Stopped 2/3 of the way though Life Is Strange 2.. Like the game so much I don’t want it to end.

  65. 65.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 12:47 am

    Italics fail in #62 but I’m sure y’all can be forgiving.
    ;)

  66. 66.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 12, 2024 at 12:49 am

    New video game? Anything Sid Meier. Anything.

  67. 67.

    Origuy

    July 12, 2024 at 12:51 am

    @wjca: I’ve played Age of Empires quite a bit. The one game that I’ve play more than any other is Age of Mythology. It’s an oldie but a goodie.

  68. 68.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 12, 2024 at 12:52 am

    @Another Scott: I’m afraid I will not be fully satisfied until Peter Thiel and Elno Muskrat are both begging in the streets of San Francisco for nickles and dimes to buy them a bottle of wine.

  69. 69.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 12, 2024 at 12:53 am

    @dmsilev: Not until sometime next year, I fear.  It’s been a long time since Civ VI came out.

  70. 70.

    Splitting Image

    July 12, 2024 at 12:53 am

    @Fair Economist:

    I don’t really have any game suggestions. I try other games from time to time, but I always come back to Civilization and Minecraft. I mod Minecraft too, and I find when I play other things I don’t get that done. I did take a month off modding to play Old World recently; that’s the closest I can come to a recommendation.

    I have a Civ2 game set in the dinosaur scenario that needs to be finished at some point. An army of Brachiosauri and Tyrannosauri for the win.

  71. 71.

    MisterForkbeard

    July 12, 2024 at 12:56 am

    @NotMax: I haven’t played Alan Wake (the remaster or the new one) – just never really got into it. But I did really like Control – same dev, technically same universe.

    That said: If you like old-school adventure games, go pick up Unavowed. It’s a really fantastic game, runs about $15 and it has a small amount of replayability. It’s loosely tied in with a bunch of other similar games, if you end up liking it

    @Villago Delenda Est: I still go back and play Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri every year or two.

  72. 72.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 12, 2024 at 1:04 am

    Someone with FP rights may want to nuke guachi’s comment a couple of threads down where they doxxed themself.

  73. 73.

    KRK

    July 12, 2024 at 1:10 am

    You might be able to manage a manual chainsaw without injuring yourself. It’s the only kind I trust myself with. Can be quite a workout as well.

  74. 74.

    cain

    July 12, 2024 at 1:18 am

    @debit: Tav

  75. 75.

    cain

    July 12, 2024 at 1:19 am

    @Lacuna-Synecdoche:

    Lol on my 2nd pass through!  I’ve only called 430 hours .. and you logged a thousand hours

  76. 76.

    Geoduck

    July 12, 2024 at 1:23 am

    @Hilbertsubspace:  You can play Joust for free.

  77. 77.

    cain

    July 12, 2024 at 1:24 am

    @NotMax:

    For me it is Dishonored 2. I have it at 666 hours and it has been stuck there.

    Both Dishonored and Dishonored 2 is awesome.

    I have a steam deck to play next to my wife. So good !

  78. 78.

    Jay

    July 12, 2024 at 1:28 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    pretty sure he was trying to get somebody else swatted. it’s his style.

  79. 79.

    BethanyAnne

    July 12, 2024 at 1:32 am

    @MisterForkbeard: I was coming here to recommend Control. It’s a couple of years old now, but it’s so good. Great worldbuilding. It’s interesting like a good book, which is very hard to do in an action-y game.
    It’s *much* older, but I got A Tale of Two Wastelands up and running on my PC. It links Fallout 3 and New Vegas into one game. Mostly it uses the New Vegas rule set. That let me explore and play Fallout 3 with rules I already knew. And I so get the love for Fallout 3 now. It can be very intricate.
    I also re-installed Dragon Age Inquisition on my machine last weekend. Hyped about the 4th one coming out in a few months.

  80. 80.

    wjca

    July 12, 2024 at 1:34 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:  I will not be fully satisfied until Peter Thiel and Elno Muskrat are both begging in the streets of San Francisco for nickles and dimes to buy them a bottle of wine.

    Surely the streets of, say, Bakersfield would be a more appropriate location for them to wash up.  Climate,** you know.

    ** Meteorological, but also political.

  81. 81.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 1:42 am

    For any who may not know what was meant by live action milieus above, The Shapeshifting Detective and Late Shift teasers.

  82. 82.

    Jay

    July 12, 2024 at 1:43 am

    @KRK:

    Japanese pull saws, period if you don’t want to buy or rent a power tool.

  83. 83.

    206inKY

    July 12, 2024 at 1:54 am

    I’m so sorry about the tree. Try to find an arborist who won’t benefit from the outcome financially. The first image you shared looks like a strong healthy trunk on the right, with a pretty bad gash on the left. Trees can heal over—my guess is that the standing trunk will be okay when the fallen limb is cleanly severed. Plenty of folks did this after our tornado with major limbs snapped. You can already see them healing over after a couple years, My hesitation is the sheer quantity ripped off up into the center trunk, it would be easier if the fallen branch snapped cleanly. But even that can heal—trees are resilient. The rest looks very healthy based on pictures. (I work with a nonprofit restoring our urban canopy.)

  84. 84.

    sab

    July 12, 2024 at 2:08 am

    @206inKY: I am not an arborist, but I agree with you. The right half of that tree looks like it can be saved as a normal tree.

    ETA Our city does terrible things to the devil’s strip (tree lawn) trees and they survive.

  85. 85.

    KRK

    July 12, 2024 at 2:11 am

    @Jay:

    Sure, for efficiency. But I’m prioritizing the lowest chance of a clumsy or accident-prone person injuring themselves.

  86. 86.

    West of the Rockies

    July 12, 2024 at 2:19 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    That was a reckless, stupidly aggressive bit there on his part.

  87. 87.

    NaijaGal

    July 12, 2024 at 2:42 am

    Posted this to the now dead thread below, so I’ll repost here:

    Interesting article with some nuance: ageism is making it impossible to fairly judge Joe Biden.

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 2:43 am

    @<a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2024/07/11/thursday-night-open-thread-48/#comment-9256505″>West of the Rockies</a>

    Indubitably.

    All that was missing was “I’m the one on the computer in mom’s basement.”

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 2:44 am

    re: #88

    Wowsers. FYWP playing hob tonight.

  90. 90.

    Shalimar

    July 12, 2024 at 2:45 am

    Have you tried playing Dave The Diver?  interesting game, well-paced to add new elements as you move along, moderately relaxing.

  91. 91.

    bjacques

    July 12, 2024 at 3:07 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: I’ll be satisfied when Peter Thiel is reduced to selling his plasma. For great poetic justice!

  92. 92.

    Splitting Image

    July 12, 2024 at 3:10 am

    @bjacques:

    I’ll be satisfied when Peter Thiel is reduced to selling his plasma. For great poetic justice!

    I just want him to suffer from a lingering illness for so long that he can no longer afford to be choosy about who he gets his blood transfusions from.

  93. 93.

    SomeRandomGuy

    July 12, 2024 at 3:10 am

    @Hilbertsubspace: There are a lot of emulators out there – you could get Joust running in your home.

    @Ripley: chain sawyer might be what you are looking for.

    @Jacqueline Squid Onassis: Star Control 2 also exists as software project, with a different name. It might also be on GOG.com (=”Great Old Games”)

  94. 94.

    Jay

    July 12, 2024 at 3:14 am

    @KRK:

    I have a bunch of Japanese pull saws. Most are highly specialized.

    The one I use most often is an Irwin, $25 at a box store.

    I use the coarse blade for “green wood” up to 18″,

    The fine blade, (it’s double sided), I use for dovetails and other fine joinery.

    Because it’s a pull, not a push, it’s really hard  to hurt yourself, unless, you do naked mopping.

    Like Baud,………………………..//

  95. 95.

    SomeRandomGuy

    July 12, 2024 at 3:25 am

    @Origuy: Really, if you’re not needing *gaming* rigs, then almost any laptop, with a discrete graphics card, will play most of the games you’d be interested in.  Look for dedicated graphics memory – I’m not sure if you need more than 1gb, I never have.

    One thing to watch for, is, make sure that the laptop you choose has processors of the type you want. Do you want to be able to play games published in 2022? Make sure you have a decent processor from 2022, or later, and the dedicated graphics card, and you’ll probably be fine. You might not be able to play at 240 frames per second at 4k resolution in the latest networked FPS, but you should be able to play the game.

  96. 96.

    Shalimar

    July 12, 2024 at 3:29 am

    @SomeRandomGuy: Star Control I and II are $3.99 on GOG.

    @weasel: Star Control: Origins isn’t on sale at the moment but it goes on sale often for as much as 80% off iirc.  Great game, but no reason to pay full price.

  97. 97.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 12, 2024 at 3:31 am

    @SomeRandomGuy:

    One other thing to watch out for is I hear that there’s a problem with some 13th and 14th generation Intel processors having problems crashing when decompressing game assets. What I read may only apply to desktops but I would be keeping an eye out for more information.

  98. 98.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    July 12, 2024 at 3:45 am

    @Shalimar: And the best version of Star Control II is The Ur-Quan Masters, a legally free port of the 3DO version with full voice acting and better graphics. It’s on Steam under Free Stars: The Ur-Quan Masters, also for free (the rights reverted to the creators, who released it under the GPL).

  99. 99.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2024 at 4:07 am

    @Odie Hugh Manatee

    AMD Ryzen, baby!

  100. 100.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 12, 2024 at 4:17 am

    @NotMax:

    I have three of those in the house; one 3800X w/Asrock Taichi x570 board and 6800XT, one 3600X w/Asrock Steel Legend x570 board and 6700XT, and my old reliable 2700X w/Asrock Taichi x470 board and 6800XT. All excellent systems and stable as a six legged table.

    I do have a couple of laptops, tablets and one HP server that are Intel too. My gaming laptop is an I7 with GTX 1080 (Asus Strix). Old fucker…lol!

  101. 101.

    NobodySpecial

    July 12, 2024 at 5:55 am

    Very very late to the party, and don’t really have any new new games to recommend. I second the recommendation of HoloCure; it’s truly mind-boggling how much love and effort went into it for no money at all.

    Other than that, I’ve picked up Europa Universalis 4 after a five year hiatus and I’m waiting for the new Path of Exile season. I like involved games that don’t need me to be the gamer I was in the 90s.

  102. 102.

    Don

    July 12, 2024 at 6:18 am

    @dmsilev: Dang, dude, those were going to be my exact suggestions!!! Factorio, first.

  103. 103.

    Princess

    July 12, 2024 at 6:28 am

    I just saw your original post about your tree. I’m so sorry, John. Losing a loved tree is a terrible thing.

  104. 104.

    PaulWartenberg

    July 12, 2024 at 9:14 am

    City of Heroes is back on Homecoming!

    Look for me (Witty Librarian) on Excelsior server. I need people for a Synapse TF run.

  105. 105.

    bluefoot

    July 12, 2024 at 9:57 am

    I am also taking a break from politics and media. As a POC, all the privileged white yelling and circular firing squad on the Democratic side is all just so much bullshit, as if the choices aren’t clear. Maybe some people can afford to vent their feelings and act on vibes, but I cannot.

    Re power tools and trees: I once had a tree come down leaning on the house and blocking my driveway, thankfully missing my car. A neighbor loaned me a chainsaw, but thankfully reason prevailed and I asked him to cut it so it was no longer leaning on the house. He went whole hog and cut it into pieces for me.
    Losing trees sucks. My father passed away a few years ago, and some of the trees we planted when I was a kid have been struck by lightning, disease, or in one instance, an ice storm. I loved those trees and the memories I have with them.

  106. 106.

    bluefoot

    July 12, 2024 at 10:00 am

    @wjca: ​
      I was in SF recently and someone had spray painted across a road “No Nazi 4 Pres Fuck Trump” I can’t decide if the “s” in “pres” was purposefully painted in the SS style or not….but either way, I smiled and took a photo.

  107. 107.

    EthylEster

    July 12, 2024 at 1:44 pm

    “How about Royal Match, a game everyone is talking about?”

    I bet I have been shown a thousand of those stupid ads.

  108. 108.

    Burrowing Owl

    July 12, 2024 at 5:24 pm

    @VFX Lurker:  I agree with you about Hades! My kids enjoyed it, and I’m looking forward to Hades 2. I just today got the hidden aspect of Varatha to the surface, but was worn down by Redacted.

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