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Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 30, 20248:19 pm| 379 Comments

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Quite a day today politically- if you did not watch the Harris rally in Atlanta, it was a barn burner. The crowd was electric and it felt great to watch. Starting to feel more and more like 2008.

I also popped into the Zoom call tonight, and that went well and it was nice to see some old and new faces. Lots going on and all of it good.

The other day I was thinking about ordering some bulk postcars, maybe a couple thousand, with Harris 2024 on the front and a little blurb somewhere on it that said something to the effect of “Brought to you by members of the online community at https://www.balloon-juice.com,’ and then we could distribute them to the folks here to fill out and send. Do some campaigning and maybe find some new friends in the process? Any thoughts?

I’d also like to get some Harris/Balloon Juice stickers in the shop if for no other reason than I want one on my car. Any thoughts there?

Spent a good chunk of the day on the road heading to the peach orchard to pick up a number of pecks for people around town. The orchard I went to (Triple B Farms) has really, really good peaches and are reliable, so they are my go to when doing runs for lots of people. Farmers markets are hit or miss. I bought myself a watermelon that was so ripe that when I slammed it on the counter it partially cracked and juices burst out.

On a side note, years ago I read or heard someone say “I’ve never seen anyone get fat just eating fruit” and it seems that I apparently took that as a personal challenge.

I think that is all for me. Check in with you in the comments and tomorrow.

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  1. 1.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    I love peaches but peeling them seems like too much trouble lol!

  2. 2.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    July 30, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    I tried to find a video of the rally but no luck. I actually find it distressing how difficult it can be finding video of.majir political events once the live broadcast is over.

    The worst is trying to find debates and interviews with more local candidates.  Still, these videos should be out there for posterity and for parsing.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    July 30, 2024 at 8:24 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGHJJ1c-a7I

  4. 4.

    FDRLincoln

    July 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    Harris just released an ad attacking Trump for blocking the immigration bill. It’s an effective ad.

    youtu.be/voOgm3kTXi0?si=IJ4cF2JwWcB0EuKN

  5. 5.

    banditqueen

    July 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    The NC Black Alliance zoom was as good as WG said it would be. They are doing so much now, they’re so dedicated and thorough in their work–I don’t think they’ll be sleeping at all from Sept-Nov. I hope there are groups like them throughout the south. Again–thanks to NC Black Alliance, WG, angel matches, and all who donate–and to John who came by as well!!!

  6. 6.

    Shrillhouse

    July 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    Supposedly 15,000 at that rally in Atlanta.

    Is it just me, or is that an absolutely HUGE crowd for a candidate not named Obama?

  7. 7.

    Belafon

    July 30, 2024 at 8:26 pm

    You all will enjoy this from the Harris rally:

    twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1818430125463011524

  8. 8.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 8:27 pm

    @Baud: Thanks!

  9. 9.

    Baud

    July 30, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @Shrillhouse:

    Are we going be actual numbers or Trump’s exaggerated crowd size figures?

  10. 10.

    BR

    July 30, 2024 at 8:29 pm

    @FDRLincoln: ​
    I always wonder how campaigns choose the voice of the narrator. This one sounds a bit higher pitched, younger guy. Some campaign ads go for other voices. I wonder if they have data on who is influenced by which kind of voice.

  11. 11.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: did you try CSPAN?  Also I believe the campaign’s YouTube channel has the rally as well.

     

    ICYMI: Campaign Event in Atlanta, Georgia with Vice President Kamala Harris youtube.com/live/uV9tz4WMVxc?si=L_fUVHgQiBC3XngJ via @YouTube

  12. 12.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    ICYMI when Kamala Harris came out on stage!

    x.com/naima/status/1818442915443552401

  13. 13.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    July 30, 2024 at 8:35 pm

    @Baud: Thank you.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    July 30, 2024 at 8:35 pm

    One of these things is not like the other.

    Eleven Republican AGs, led by Nebraska AG Mike Hilgers, submitted comments opposing the DEA’s notice of proposed rulemaking (NPRM) that would move marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III of the Controlled Substances Act (CSA).

     

    Earlier this year, a coalition of 12 Democratic AGs wrote a letter to the DEA in support of federal efforts to evaluate and reschedule cannabis from Schedule I to Schedule III.

  15. 15.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    ICYMI: Crowd before the rally even started!

    x.com/PeterAlexander/status/1818437097541300441

  16. 16.

    bbleh

    July 30, 2024 at 8:37 pm

    Postcards are a great idea, since regular suppliers are backed up right now.  As to how effective they are NOW I dunno but received wisdom is that personal contact of any kind is good, so yeah why not?

    The “ground war” is all now.  We have a MAJOR advantage — the Repugs are WAY behind on offices, volunteers, etc.  They’ve been assuming that Facebook, churches, etc., will do the work for them, and they’re not entirely wrong in that, but again there is nothing like personal contact.

    Volunteer!  Donate! (which funds GOTV). And of course vote!  And make sure your friends do too!

  17. 17.

    3Sice

    July 30, 2024 at 8:37 pm

    Norah O’Donnell is leaving the evening news reader chair at CBS. Presumably for someone with a lower cost profile. The one-time Tiffany Network has been taking a machete to news operations.

  18. 18.

    Pink Tie

    July 30, 2024 at 8:37 pm

    i am struggling with perimenopause and other family issues — my father died recently. His very sweet colleague, Ruth Westheimer, also passed away a few weeks ago. it’s like i’m drowning in grief.

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2024 at 8:38 pm

    On a side note, years ago I read or heard someone say “I’ve never seen anyone get fat just eating fruit” and it seems that I apparently took that as a personal challenge.

    *SNORT!* (as a fellow big-boned person)

    Thanks John.  I needed that.

  20. 20.

    laura

    July 30, 2024 at 8:39 pm

    take a couple few of the ripest peaches, peel them and chuck the peaches and any accumulated juices into a blender with vanilla ice cream and buttermilk. Life Altering tangy fragrant milkshake! Do. It. Do it Now.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    July 30, 2024 at 8:39 pm

    @Pink Tie:

    My condolences.

  22. 22.

    John Cole

    July 30, 2024 at 8:41 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry.

  23. 23.

    Starfish

    July 30, 2024 at 8:41 pm

    @Baud: Thank you! The first speaker is Stacy Abrams.

  24. 24.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 30, 2024 at 8:42 pm

    @Belafon: Oh lord, she is so gonna kick his ass

  25. 25.

    laura

    July 30, 2024 at 8:42 pm

    @Pink Tie: I am so sorry for your loss- grief can come in waves at unexpected times.

    Please schedule an appointment with your gynecologist to see if you might benefit from some form of hormone replacement therapy.

  26. 26.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 8:43 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: She has a YT channel. Click the Live tab and it’s there.

  27. 27.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @Avalune:

    A good ripe peach you just bite into it and let the juices run down your mouth. So good.

  28. 28.

    Josie

    July 30, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @Pink Tie: ​
     I’m sorry you are going through all this. Keep us updated on how you are doing.

  29. 29.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    July 30, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @KatKapCC: Thank you. Subscribed to that.

  30. 30.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 8:45 pm

    @BR: Some of them sound like “In a world” guy from movie trailers. I don’t usually dig it, it’s too…I don’t know, overdone.

  31. 31.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 8:45 pm

    @Shrillhouse:

    Kamala needs to come over here to Portland. We’ll show you crowds, bruh. 80k people came to see Obama. One of the most historic things I’ve ever witnessed. People everywhere, on bridges, roads, it was magnificent.

  32. 32.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 30, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    John, my only suggestion regarding postcards, stickers, and the like, is: Wait until she picks a running mate, so you can include him in the printed material, and wait until she’s been officially nominated at the convention, because reasons. But I love the idea, and will happily throw some $$ your way to help defray the print and design costs.

  33. 33.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry <3

  34. 34.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    July 30, 2024 at 8:48 pm

    @Pink Tie: Sorry for you.  Make sure to take some time to care for yourself.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    July 30, 2024 at 8:48 pm

    Brought to you by members of the online community at https://www.balloon-juice.com

    I thought we wanted people to vote for Kamala.

  36. 36.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 30, 2024 at 8:50 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry. Grief is a mother-f, and the hormonal changes amplify it, if that’s possible. I second the idea of hormone replacement.

  37. 37.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    July 30, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    @Pink Tie: I am so sorry this is happening, it does get better, eventually, but it takes time. Try to be kind to yourself. Virtual hugs if you want them.

  38. 38.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    @Belafon: I also loved her little swagger step as she said to DonOLD*; “If you’re gonna talk the talk, you better walk the walk!”

    *My word, not Kamala’s. She has more class than I have.

  39. 39.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 30, 2024 at 8:53 pm

    Reposted from a previous thread;

    Replacement for Vance

  40. 40.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m sorry!

  41. 41.

    FreeThinkingRedneck

    July 30, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    I’ll gladly take stickers and cards.  Please let me know how I can get them.  I’ll stick them sobs everywhere …

  42. 42.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    July 30, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m sorry. That sounds so wearing. Be kind to yourself.

  43. 43.

    HinTN

    July 30, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    I’m making a small run of magnetic “bumper stickers” with We’re Not Going Back (below) on blue background and Vote Blue above. These are bracketed by the Stars and Stripes and a photo of MVP. I would attach a picture here if allowed but I can send to John or WG if they want to embed.

  44. 44.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 30, 2024 at 8:57 pm

    @Pink Tie: I am sorry. May he RIP.

  45. 45.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    @3Sice:

    Norah O’Donnell is leaving the evening news reader chair at CBS.

    She’s not leaving CBS until after Nov 5th.

  46. 46.

    BellyCat

    July 30, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    Love the idea of BJ postcards! Some are desperately in need of a few new lambs “trolls” to slaughter.

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2024 at 9:02 pm

    @Pink Tie: My condolences.

  48. 48.

    Ksmiami

    July 30, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    @Avalune: mark an x w a knife at bottom of peach –  30 seconds in boiling water then into a colander. Peel and done

  49. 49.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:07 pm

    I think Harris and the dems win if we make this campaign organic and viral and get out of the box. I want to think about what I can do in the place I am that does that.

    I’ve already done some outreach to my central and east euro peeps (I’m in a Rusyn-Ukrainian-Polish ethnic dance troupe) on the Russian invasion. Really effective, and I will do more of that. It opened me up to the reality that when people get confronted about “politics” in a way that brings it home, it can be shocking how the things we think of as entrenched are quickly levelled.

    But unfortunately the admin has far far far back-burnered WWIII, and seems content to let Ukraine basically be a russian missile test site in perpetuity, and wait for the invasion of Poland or Latvia… so… that feels a little less fruitful than it did in 2022-23. And frankly most of these central-eastern euro’s are anti-abortion freaks and racist, and if you don’t keep WWIII centered, they’ll drift that way.

    But I don’t speak Nihilist. So I need a new tack. I’m thinking burma shave on the side of NEO routes:

    1
    “Hi, I’m your senator JD Vance…”

    2
    “when was your last period?”

    3
    “Oh, yeah, I guess that was weird…no reason really, Just curious.”

    4.
    “Really curious. I’m really curious about you!”

    5.
    Like, you travelling for some particular reason?”

    6.
    And when was your last period again?

    What do you guys think? I’ll do this. I have a large format printer. I’ll take pictures. This sound good?

  50. 50.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 9:08 pm

    @Jackie: she was quoting the rapper Quavo who also spoke on stage after Meg performed.

    @XXL

    Kamala Harris shades Donald Trump with a Quavo reference during her speech at her campaign rally in Atlanta. “As my friend Quavo would say, he does not walk it like he talks it.”
    x.com/XXL/status/1818430231616565415

  51. 51.

    Aziz, light!

    July 30, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    @cain: What you said. I was up on the Hawthorne Bridge that memorable day. Let’s hope we are seeing this energy again.

  52. 52.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    My main potential objection to the postcard idea is… Where are we getting addresses? Some groups let you/require you to provide your own postcards, but if the target election/candidate is a down ballot race, I’m not sure if the mixed messaging would be ideal.

    We could maybe reuse some of the addresses from the Wisconsin Supreme Court race (spring 2023) and hopefully help 📈 swing state turnout…

    No idea about costs, and I am totally not a design person. But I agree with waiting for a Veep (and for the Official Nomination, too).

    But before we buy a bunch of postcards, we may want to determine where these will be mailed… (Also might help to think through distribution. Would it be cheaper to just have a given nym order X number of postcards vs having someone else count out and mail a pile of postcards.)

    Apologies if I’m being a bucket of cold water – just want to make sure we have a plan.

  53. 53.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    EXCELLENT NEWS! 👍🏻

    “The United Auto Workers is expected to formally endorse Kamala Harris for president, providing a critical boost to her campaign’s efforts to turn out blue-collar voters across battleground states,” Politico reports.

    “The union is likely to issue its endorsement in the coming days, according to three people with knowledge of the process, who were granted anonymity to discuss private conversations. They cited a call last week between Harris and UAW President Shawn Fain as crucial to mending a previously unreported rift between Biden and Fain and clinching the support of the influential labor organization.”

    “Harris’s ability to lock down the endorsement — and Fain’s support — is particularly notable given the union leader’s intense anger at President Joe Biden and his team in the last several weeks.”

    This will chap TCFG’s hide!

    Also, what is this supposed rift between Fain and Biden???

  54. 54.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    @Pink Tie: Sorry to hear that. My wife is also having peri-menupause – having to deal with that and your grief. ::hugs::

  55. 55.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    @lamh47: I don’t know what quavo is, but I feel that energy, and feel that MVP knows how to deliver that.

    Y’all underrated this lady!

  56. 56.

    SFAW

    July 30, 2024 at 9:14 pm

    Off-topic: I doubt I’m the first to think of this, but leveraging the memes/messaging from Walz and others, I had an idea for a possible bumper sticker:

    I’D RATHER BE “WOKE” THAN WEIRD.

    [With “WOKE” in blue and WEIRD in red]
    I’m not talented enough to create the art on my own, unfortunately. And the actual phrasing probably should be tweaked, but …

  57. 57.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:15 pm

    MVP.. MVP..

  58. 58.

    BR

    July 30, 2024 at 9:15 pm

    @Jackie:

    Yeah, I want to know as well — I would have thought that Biden was their guy.

  59. 59.

    AnthroBabe

    July 30, 2024 at 9:15 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Good idea! I would buy the hell out of postcards and stickers!!

  60. 60.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 9:17 pm

    Talked Mrs Trivia into canceling the FTNYT today. We kept the Games portion so it’s a partial win. Under “Why” she wrote – unfair and biased political coverage in favor of republicans. Report the new, don’t save it for your books.

  61. 61.

    BR

    July 30, 2024 at 9:19 pm

    If the Philly rally scheduled for Tuesday is any indication that the VP pick is Shapiro, I’m not looking forward to a resumption of all the shouting about Gaza. But I guess that’s how it goes.

  62. 62.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:19 pm

    @SFAW: Nah they successfully killed “woke.” Time moves forward, don’t fight the last battle, no reason to reference it. In advertising terms it would just “short circuit” what you’re saying there. That these fuckers are fucking weird…with their panty sniffing and book banning and whatnot.

    Best is if we can transition “weird” to “un-American.” That’s where they’re most vulnerable, but we aren’t great with that hyphenated word. When we’re saying weird what we want to say is “un-American…” but we have some commitments here that are interfering with the win.

  63. 63.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 30, 2024 at 9:21 pm

    @BR: ….well, the sources are anonymous, so I’m taking my usual grain or 3 of salt

    Eta: and Suzanne came thru. Thank you….oh wait, still anonymous.

  64. 64.

    Suzanne

    July 30, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    @Jackie: @cain:

    After Biden’s calamitous debate in June shook the UAW’s confidence that he could beat Trump, Fain was promised a phone call from Biden himself. But the president never called Fain, two of the people said.
    Fain was furious at the perceived snub. And subsequent discussions between Biden officials and the UAW only deepened concerns about the state of the campaign, said one of the people, to the point that its leadership privately communicated that Biden needed to quickly lay out a clear path to victory.
    The union’s frustration raised fears among some Democrats that it would consider rescinding its endorsement of Biden, though it never took steps to do so, according to two of the people.

    The full story is here.

  65. 65.

    brendancalling

    July 30, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m also sorry for your loss, but fascinated that your dad knew Dr. Ruth. my folks used to LOVE her show back in the day. When I was a teenager, they’d let me listen with them, and it was hilarious and informative. Did you ever meet her? If so, what was she like? Did she ever come to your house and hang? What did your dad do for a living?

  66. 66.

    Josie

    July 30, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Jackie: ​ The article at Political stated that Fain tried to get in touch after the debate to find out the campaign’s plan to handle the problem. The campaign did not get back to him, and that upset him. He didn’t like being ignored. Evidently Harris reached out pretty early in her process and smoothed things over.​
     Or, what Suzanne said,

  67. 67.

    pilgrimtraveller

    July 30, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    Long-time lurker and soon-to-be “On the Road” contributor and former graphic design professor here: I’ll gladly contribute design services for the card and/or bumper sticker. As for bumper sticker text, I think SFAW’s suggestion is good. Here’s my suggestion — since suggestions were invited — of a textual tweak: “Better Woke than Weird.”

  68. 68.

    Ksmiami

    July 30, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Bupalos: Creepy weirdos that want to spy on your bedroom, be in your gynecological appointments and decide what books you can read. Creepy weirdo Republican fucksticks. They need to back the fuck off.

  69. 69.

    frosty

    July 30, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Avalune: Peeling peaches?? Jeez, just eat ‘em.

  70. 70.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    I’m drinking up MVP having fun whipping up a crowd. If we left had this on the table for Old White Stability we would be utter chumps.

  71. 71.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 30, 2024 at 9:25 pm

    @frosty: Yes!

  72. 72.

    tam1MI

    July 30, 2024 at 9:26 pm

    @Pink Tie: All the vibes to you, Pink Tie.  May you heal both mentally and physically.

  73. 73.

    West of the Rockies

    July 30, 2024 at 9:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    At this point, I’m thinking Cousin Oliver would have been a better choice than Vance.

  74. 74.

    dmsilev

    July 30, 2024 at 9:27 pm

    @Jackie: Says “previously unreported” rift, which honestly could mean “we made it up based on some tea leaves and the entrails of a goat”.

  75. 75.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 9:28 pm

    Not to be shallow, but there’s a really handsome guy behind Harris.

  76. 76.

    Ohio Mom

    July 30, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    @Pink Tie: it’s tough losing a beloved parent. When my mom died, life felt like a big bait-and-switch — how could part of the deal be that I’d have to live without this person for the rest of my life?

    It does get better, slowly. Be gentle and good to yourself. This is the time to cut yourself lots of slack in everything.

    Also, condolences on the loss of your sweet —and sassy — friend Ruth. What a privilege you had, knowing her.

  77. 77.

    Lyrebird

    July 30, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    HUGS for @Pink Tie: only if you want them, they can just be air hugs, but yes that is a LOT and do you have people near by IRL who can help you catch your breath?  Did you post a sweet photo of your father when Dr. Ruth died, or was that someone else?

  78. 78.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    Guys guys peaches are furry! What do you mean just eat them? Next you’re gonna tell me to just chomp into a kiwi! A coconut! Fruity slippery slope.

  79. 79.

    Ohio Mom

    July 30, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @frosty: Peach skin sets my teeth on edge, I either peel them or stick to nectarines. This year the peaches are better by miles than the nectarines, so peeling the slices it is.

  80. 80.

    West of the Rockies

    July 30, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    @SFAW:

    Remember Palin asking, “How’s that hopey-change thing workin’ out for ya?”

    I thought a “How’s that dopey orange thing workin’ out for ya?” would sell.

  81. 81.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    I’m going to just own that I was just wrong.

    I did the whole “should biden pull out” thing based on a kind of hyper-rational assessment of risks. And I thought he should, because of the downside I was looking at.

    I missed the big picture and own up to being as wrong as the wrongest of the “Schiff needs to hang” gang. The reason Biden needed to go was what we’re seeing now, and it has nothing to do with risk-minimization. We say all the time: practical politics is about emotion. That’s what Trump harnessed on the side of fear and regret and loathing and going back…. and now we’re seeing it harnessed on the side of hope and affirmation and love and going forward. Putting up MVP is like the pressure on the cork in the champagne finally popped. We still could lose, but this is what fighting looks like.

    And women are at the center here, both of the choice of how we will fight, and the outcome of that fight. Thank you Nancy, thank you Kamala…

    I… I BELIEVE…. I BELIEVE THAT…. I BELIEVE THAT WE…. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN… MVP…MVP…

  82. 82.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    @Pink Tie:

    I am so sorry for the struggles you are dealing with now, try to take care of yourself and remember, it’s okay to grieve.

  83. 83.

    West of the Rockies

    July 30, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    @Bupalos:

    I think “woke” probably still gets lots of play in rural diners. Republicans ain’t early adaptors.

  84. 84.

    tam1MI

    July 30, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    Jesse Watters demonstrates the Streisand Effect.

    Republicans are furious that the attacks describing them as fascist little weirdos are making an impression on the American public, and their response has been to get even weirder.

    On Monday night, Fox News host Jesse Watters complained at length about the accusation from Democrats that GOP politicians — and Trump’s vice presidential pick Sen. J.D. Vance (R-Ohio) in particular — are “weird.”

    Watters played a compilation of prominent Democratic lawmakers, politicians, and commentators discussing the attack line. “The agenda, the way they talk to people, the way they address people, it’s bizarre and it’s weird. It is weird,” Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) says in one clip.

    While the Fox host was clearly upset about the commentary, the segment was shared on social media as a textbook example of the Streisand effect — helping further disseminate the “weird” message — especially when Watters zeroed in on the viral meme accusing Vance of describing having sex with a couch in his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy. 

  85. 85.

    Chet Murthy

    July 30, 2024 at 9:38 pm

    @tam1MI: “My God, it’s full of stupid!”

  86. 86.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2024 at 9:40 pm

    @Pink Tie:My sympathies. Looks like a lot of us are in the same boat. Be well, and take care of yourself.

  87. 87.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2024 at 9:40 pm

    Dunno the technical ins and outs of it but could the brought to you by printing include a QR code?

  88. 88.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    @SFAW:

    I’D RATHER BE “WOKE” THAN WEIRD

    I LOVE this! I’d happily put this in my rear window! Minus the quotation marks around WOKE. Unless you put quotation marks around WEIRD, for the balance.

    And, I’m in MAGA country.

  89. 89.

    Spanish Moss

    July 30, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    @Avalune: If you rub your hands over the skin when you wash them all of the fuzz comes right off, takes just seconds. The only time I peel peaches is when I am making a cobbler.

  90. 90.

    Ken

    July 30, 2024 at 9:43 pm

    @tam1MI: Yes, though the Democratic messaging here deserves  kudos, we really should acknowledge the stellar effort the Republicans are putting into amplifying it.

  91. 91.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 9:43 pm

    @Avalune:

    It’s kinda like a potato skin. That’s where the best nutrition is.

    But then, you have Leto there to peel grapes for you, so put him to work, chop chop.

  92. 92.

    Nix Besser (fmr. steppy)

    July 30, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    @Pink Tie: My sympathy. You must know that having a colleague like Dr. Ruth is an amazing legacy. Please remember your father as the blessing he was.

  93. 93.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    @Suzanne: Thanks! I had no idea.

    I’m just glad Fain didn’t punish Harris for any perceived slight he felt from Biden. Which seems very un-Biden like. I’ll read your link and see if it sheds any light.

  94. 94.

    Ohio Mom

    July 30, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @Spanish Moss: I will try this, thanks for the suggestion.

  95. 95.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @Spanish Moss: Huh. I’m going to try this, but I feel like I already have.

    Don’t like the fuzz. This works?

  96. 96.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 9:49 pm

    This is going out to Meg the Stallions 70+million followers!

    x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1818462845127831989

  97. 97.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:49 pm

    @Jackie: Huh what? I don’t understand what “a slight fain felt from biden” refers to.

  98. 98.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 30, 2024 at 9:50 pm

    @Ken: Watters giving a master class on the Streisand Effect definitely earns a thumbs-up.  What an imbecile.  What an ultramaroon.

  99. 99.

    catbirdman

    July 30, 2024 at 9:50 pm

    Here’s the performance by Megan Thee Stallion and crew — EPIC!!!

  100. 100.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:50 pm

    @Jay: There is no fucking way the majority of nutrition in a peach resides in the skin.

    I mean, I guess that’s coming pretty hard, but… support that.

  101. 101.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 30, 2024 at 9:51 pm

    @lamh47: “We are not going back!”

  102. 102.

    Ramona

    July 30, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    @frosty: I know! I love biting through the slightly tougher than the meat peach skin…

  103. 103.

    Belafon

    July 30, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    @SFAW: We can own weird as well. Weird and Woke. It makes them uncomfortable because it was supposed to separate us from them.

  104. 104.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @Avalune: It’s not so bad if you just shove the whole thing in your mouth in one bite – kind of unhinge your jaw and jam that fucker in there. You kind of have to work the pit out with your tongue – it can take 10 or 20 minutes, but you won’t even notice the fuzzy stuff.

  105. 105.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @catbirdman: the only exposure I’ve had to this artist is her Amazon commercials that air on MLB games where she’s Megan Thee Chef or Megan Thee Horse-groomer… that are really brilliant. And she seems brilliant. I’m going to check this out.

  106. 106.

    pluky

    July 30, 2024 at 9:56 pm

    Am I the only person born South of the Mason-Dixon Line who doesn’t care for peaches? Add to that cola of any brand.

  107. 107.

    Emily B.

    July 30, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    @Pink Tie: What a sad and difficult time. I’m so sorry.

  108. 108.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    @lamh47: Our girl is gonna have to work on her TikTok style a bit.

  109. 109.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3kyk3gxcs6y26

    Kamala Harris to hold first rally with running mate on Tuesday in Philadelphia

    “A Harris campaign aide cautioned against reading too much into the first city chosen for the tour.”

    … Any guesses/hopes/dreams?

    Does Baud have anything to report? Has he left his pants in Philly?

  110. 110.

    Spanish Moss

    July 30, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @Bupalos:

    I’ve been doing it all my life and it works. The skins are still on there of course, just not the fuzz. I grew up in AL and our family ate a lot of peaches, juices dripping down our chins. I live in in MA now and the peaches just aren’t as good up here, not nearly as juicy.

    The two main foods I miss from Southern summers are juicy peaches and boiled peanuts. We pay an ungodly amount of money to The Peach Truck to have some Southern peaches shipped up here a few times in the summer. Fortunately I am able to find green peanuts in a local Vietnamese grocery store so I can make my own boiled peanuts. I have yet to convince many of my Yankee friends to develop a taste for them.

  111. 111.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2024 at 9:58 pm

     

    Salome Strangelove (@salstrange) posted at 6:47 PM on Tue, Jul 30, 2024:
    “Say it to my face,” is possibly the most GenX line ever uttered by a presidential candidate in my lifetime, lol.
    (x.com/salstrange/status/1818433326908080471?t=1eBuQcgUChXAFdASl7ZjuA&s=03)

  112. 112.

    Belafon

    July 30, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @pluky: It’s my favorite cobbler fruit. That’s about the only way I’ll eat them.

  113. 113.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Wish she’d explain why, to wedge off some of the looser Trump support, instead of solidifying it via rote opposition.

    We aren’t going back because THAT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!!!. NO ONE HAS EVER GONE BACK EVER IT’S NOT A THING!!!! TIME MOVES ONE WAY!!

    Yes it would be bad for lots of minority people but it also would be bad for you and it’s TOTALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE AND A FRAUDULENT ATTEMPT TO WEAPONIZE YOUR RATIONAL FEAR OF THE FUTURE. THEY ARE MINING YOU FOR PRECIOUS POLITICAL MINERALS.

  114. 114.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Watters was proof that the effect of mediocre white man failing up was transferrable.

  115. 115.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    bsky.app/profile/horselessage.bsky.social/post/3kyj5g3cui22j

    🚨 🚨 DOJ is finally suing to enforce Amtrak’s statutory right to priority over freight trains 🚨 🚨

    nytimes.com/2024/07/30/business/economy/norfolk-southern-amtrak.html

    I’m not clicking the link because FTFNYT, but let’s do this Amtrak Joe!

  116. 116.

    Peale

    July 30, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Mousebumples: based on the latest poll, PA is one of the swing states where she hasn’t closed the gap. So I’m reading that as the reason she’ll be starting there.

  117. 117.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Avalune: Wash the fuzz off! Gently rub the peach under cold running water and voilà! Fuzz free!

    Bonus: you don’t have to leave the sink to eat the peach – as the juices will drip into the sink; then you scoop a few hand cups of running water to clean off your mouth and chin before leaving the sink.😊🍑♥️

  118. 118.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @rikyrah: if we get to, “Talk to the hand,” I’ll know we’ve reached my generation of politics. (90s vibes)

  119. 119.

    Starfish

    July 30, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Bupalos: What? You didn’t see the WAP video? It is so not safe for work.

  120. 120.

    japa21

    July 30, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Bupalos:

     

    Y’all underrated this lady!

    Who is this y’all you’re talking about.

  121. 121.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Mousebumples: I’m going to assume Baud has left pants in all major American cities.

  122. 122.

    BR

    July 30, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    I don’t get how Vance is so bad at this:

    bsky.app/profile/marcchannick.bsky.social/post/3kyk4ylxns22n

    bsky.app/profile/jhfhockey.bsky.social/post/3kyk76tw72s2y

  123. 123.

    Lapassionara

    July 30, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @Avalune: oh my. When the peach is ripe, the skin comes off easily. Then you slice the peach, making sure you hold it over a bowl or plate when you slice, as the peach will be juicing. Fresh peaches are so worth the little time it takes to peel them.

    If the peel does not come off easily, the peach is not ripe.

  124. 124.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @Martin: I’ve never spent more than 2 minutes with a good peach.

  125. 125.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @Peale: I’m wondering if she figured it would be Shapiro so they planned this out (I think they were colleagues as AGs together), and then either a wild card candidate broke through (Walz?) or Holder found something during the vetting.

    I think Holder’s more thorough than Eric or Don Jr. Right?

    Also… Your point about needing to close the gap in PA is fair. I read (*unconfirmed, could be shitposting) that the next day’s rally is in NW Wisconsin.

  126. 126.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2024 at 10:02 pm

     

    Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) posted at 8:58 PM on Tue, Jul 30, 2024:

    🚨 BREAKING: President Biden will headline the opening night of the Democratic National Convention with a primetime speech.

     

    The evening will highlight his legacy and achievements, setting the stage for the his primetime address.

     

    ♥ t.co/68uTcSp1x4

    (x.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1818466316568723678?t=TS0TLbYTw9qBhNkuVvMWaw&s=03)

  127. 127.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    @Martin: “I left my pants in San Francisco” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue in the same way.

  128. 128.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    @pluky: South or north. don’t like peaches? Might as well go fuck a couch.

  129. 129.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 30, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @Bupalos: Let’s not be too revisionist here.  Okay?

  130. 130.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @Bupalos:

    I’m going to just own that I was just wrong.

    Leave it there. Then do what you can to help to make this a reality!

    I… I BELIEVE…. I BELIEVE THAT…. I BELIEVE THAT WE…. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN… MVP…MVP…

  131. 131.

    Leto

    July 30, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @Jay: wait, wait, wait, how the hell did I get roped into this? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

  132. 132.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    You guys are animals.

    i miss boiled peanuts. It took me a while to accept them but I did and then we went overseas and nawth.

     

    Trying to imagine Leto peeling grapes. I don’t think he likes me that much.

  133. 133.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 10:06 pm

    @ChrisDJackson

     BREAKING: President Biden will headline the opening night of the Democratic National Convention with a primetime speech. The evening will highlight his legacy and achievements, setting the stage for the his primetime address.
    x.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1818466316568723678

  134. 134.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    @rikyrah: Good idea. Opening night, let’s celebrate the reality that clinging to power is not something Democrats do, that’s for the fascists. Even the oldest, most male, most cis hetero dems know that real strength is in letting go and embracing communal wisdom. I hope it’s half Biden leaving, half trump wrecking the country by trying to stay.

  135. 135.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    @Bupalos: See @Suzanne: at #94.

  136. 136.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    @Lapassionara: How do you pick a ripe peach at the store? I’m too far north to trust any of these peaches but might give in a go.

    The hotness around here are pink pineapples but I only eat those when my boss cuts them for me. I guess I’m an infant lol. Maybe Leto does need to peel my grapes after he cuts up my steak.

  137. 137.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    bsky.app/profile/atticusgf.bsky.social/post/3kyk757mw5c23

    ngl I think the idea that we should use “creepy” instead of “weird” is silly, same with the concern that we are using “weird” too much.

    stop being impatient! you say this until it’s ingrained.

    and changing it too fast risks the chance that your alternative doesn’t hit the same. stick with weird.

    like folks I appreciate your concern that it can get stale but it has been a week. right wing gets _way way way_ more mileage outta their insults.

    this is a real winner. requires literally no explanation. it can absolutely last until november. stop overthinking it.

     

    bsky.app/profile/figgityfigs.bsky.social/post/3kyk7aey2g22o

    I saw a big account, one run by a woman who writes a newsletter called “The Long Game,” say that everybody needed to transition from weird to creepy within the next 12 hours. Like what a strange thing to say right now! It’s still July! Most people still aren’t paying attention!

    And re: the words themselves, you’re exactly right, I think. “Weird” works in part, I think, because it’s less judgy about the substance and more about just how off putting these people are in general.

    Like put it into a more substantive space and all of a sudden you’re much more into a space where you risk activating people’s instinctive partisanship.

     

    bsky.app/profile/atticusgf.bsky.social/post/3kyk7ix7kt223

    Yep, and creepy gets pretty close to that line. Weird is very very good because you can hear it and take it as devastating and yet it can be defended as innocuous.

    there’s no reason to use “creepy” instead because many people will just translate it in their head to “creepy”! you don’t need to do extra work, it’s a word that lets people associate what they want with it!

    yeah like stop overanalyzing this and trying to find replacements when this is killing it.

    it’s like watching simone biles nail a vault routine and then anxiously shouting MY GOD DO WE HAVE A BACKUP READY

  138. 138.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    @Avalune: Ripe peaches don’t reside in stores. Go to the farms.

  139. 139.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    @Avalune

    And that is why, in its infinite wisdom, the FSM created nectarines.
    ;)

  140. 140.

    Starfish

    July 30, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    Oh, since this thread is after dark, I am just going to go for it.

    mastodon.social/@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon/112877377534781611

  141. 141.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    @pluky: So when you drink a coke, what kind do you have? 7-Up or something?

  142. 142.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    Ya’ll are gonna force me to go to the farmers market this weekend aren’t you…

  143. 143.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    bsky.app/profile/redwoodgirl.bsky.social/post/3kyka22m7zk2c (must be logged in to view)

    Just saw this on Twitter: this couch was supposedly seen outside JD Vance’s rally in Reno today, and commenters are saying it’s on every Reno TV news program and every local Facebook group.

    {img alt text – An inflatable green couch in a vacant lot in front of the sign for the Reno/Sparks Convention Center with the marquee reading “Reno welcomes Senator JD Vance” in lights. On the couch there’s a large hand-written sign reading “JD, 👄 call me.”}

    The link to the Twitter post for those who still have an account there: x.com/3vanSutton/status/1818361049990733927?t=AMWmHztPCGE78UIdJnvucQ&s=19

  144. 144.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @Lapassionara: yeah.

    Little freaked out that there is not more peach  knowledge here.

  145. 145.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @Mousebumples: What a lovely gesture – hold it in Philly so the PA governor can welcome the new VP (Walz is my choice) and demonstrate with a smile that WE ARE UNITED.

  146. 146.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @Bupalos:

    Flesh is carbs, like we need more carbs, sugars, like we need more sugar and vitamin C, I’ll give you that one.

    Skin is fibers, minerals, antioxidants and a bunch of other stuff.

    I don’t peel apples, kiwi’s, peaches, cherries, grapes and a bunch of other fruits. Watermelon rinds are good for you. Cantalope and Durian, not so much. Hard on the teeth.

    I don’t peel my tomatos or seed them, although some people insist that is the only way. My roast peppers have skin on, because you don’t need to char them to roast them.

    Different folks, different strokes.

    We also eat carrot tops here.

  147. 147.

    Leto

    July 30, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @Avalune: we can get schnitzel and the good Vietnamese food while we’re there! We can consider it my continuing rehab for me.

  148. 148.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @Jackie: Missed that.

    It’s pretty clear Biden was completely consumed with political survival. Which makes the BidenStays revisionist history where he was planning the handoff to Harris… questionable.

    If he couldn’t service Fain, he wasn’t in the game. How people can be like “really really unprecedentedly old career politician doing things no career politician would do doesn’t indicate anything….” is… sign of the times.

  149. 149.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    @Bupalos: I will not stand for this fruit shaming.

  150. 150.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    @Jay: FAVINOIDS, BITCH!!!!

  151. 151.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    @Martin:

    Only in the pants area of the store, never taken off the rack.

  152. 152.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @Avalune

    Well, whaddaya know? How to Buy Peaches.

  153. 153.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @Trivia Man: I think that would be great!

    Alternate options from bsky –

    bsky.app/profile/yarrriv.bsky.social/post/3kyk6sxcca22w

    Gritty is a controversial choice but he does come from a swing state

    Harris/Gritty? (or Kamala/Gritty – idk if that’s the first or last name)

    bsky.app/profile/mootquestion.bsky.social/post/3kyk6xcpous22

    Holy shit can you imagine her VP revealing himself from inside a Gritty suit?!

    Probably not doing that either, but it made me laugh.

  154. 154.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @rikyrah:

    President Biden will headline the opening night of the Democratic National Convention with a primetime speech.

    BAHAHAHAAA! The DNC ratings are going to be 🔥 after TCFG’s RNC rating’s literal snooze fest.

  155. 155.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 10:16 pm

    @lamh47: She’s a joy. I loved her outfit tonight, too!

  156. 156.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:16 pm

    @NotMax: Dude I knew I could Google it but sometimes it’s more fun to have a conversation with people.

  157. 157.

    PatrickG

    July 30, 2024 at 10:16 pm

    @Martin: 

    kind of unhinge your jaw and jam that fucker in there.

    Rick Scott, is that you?

     

    @Martin:

  158. 158.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @Mousebumples: I’d vote for the Harris Gritty ticket.

  159. 159.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @Bupalos: Could you please, for the love of God, give it a rest?

  160. 160.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    I seriously feel like we’re gunna win at POTUS. I think we maybe got this now. MVP is changing the whole force-field.

  161. 161.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @Mousebumples:

    Has he left his pants in Philly?

    “I Left My Pants In Philly” is the follow-up to “I Left My Heart In San Francisco” we didn’t know we needed.

  162. 162.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 30, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @Bupalos: ​

    if you don’t keep WWIII centered

    Excuse me, but fuck this WWIII bullshit. Even aside from the fact that to those of us of a certain generation, WWIII was synonymous with nuclear Armageddon, what’s going on now is not anything remotely on the scale of WWI, WWII, or even the Cold War for that matter, hell, the Indochina war all by itself (fuck LBJ and Nixon too) was bigger than the war Russia’s waging now.

    If we’re gonna call this war WW Anything, then the Cold War has to be WWIII, so barring nuclear Armageddon, the number III can’t belong to this war no matter what.

  163. 163.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @Jay

    We also eat carrot tops here.

    There’s more than the one?
    :)

  164. 164.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @Avalune: me too, but I’d vote for Harris/Celery-Stalk, so I may not be the best gauge of the normie voter.

  165. 165.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @KatKapCC: 😅 we’re on the same page!

  166. 166.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    I spoke to some young folks in Atlanta that attended the rally for
    @VP
    . They were all Energized and excited. One young woman told
    @cliff_notes
    and I that she had planned to vote but was now excited about the election. She’s now planning to organize a bus load of students from Tennessee State University to vote together as a group. She said she’s starting to that work today!

    twitter.com/MsLaToshaBrown/status/1818468554875789809

  167. 167.

    Auntie Anne

    July 30, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    The white peaches this year are especially good in the Mid-Atlantic states.  I’ve been going to my local farmstand shop about twice weekly (only about 5 minutes from my house) so I can eat a peach a day.  I spoke with the owner today and he told me he gets them from NJ.

  168. 168.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @Avalune:

    smell, and some give, but not too soft, slightly firm. Put them by a banana or an apple and they will ripen up.

    This year, we have no local stone fruits, (Okanagan). Hard freeze in early spring killed off the crops. Peaches, pears, cherries, plums.

    So everything is trucked up from the US, and is hard.

  169. 169.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @zhena gogolia: No I cannot. I didn’t bring it up but you rubbed sores seem to live for the idea that you’ve been chaffed. I don’t know what set you off, don’t know what you’re referring to but I have people in Ukraine TONIGHT UNDER FIRE and I’m not “giving it a rest” to help you feel good about being the absolutely wrongest you could be on the internet. I’m holding fire on the fact that the Biden administration started well and then sold Ukraine out for political expediency and/or because they can’t think straight.

    Like why can’t you just feel good about the much better place we are in politically? Why you wanna frag dems for getting there?  Why frag Pelosi for saving Ukrainian lives. Why do you get a pass on this? Why isn’t this just GOOD???!?!!?!

  170. 170.

    Peale

    July 30, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @Mousebumples: I don’t know…does the right wing get as hung up on semantics. There is no right word. English has millions of words. Not because it is precise. But because it wants to trick liberals into thinking there’s a better word so they pause when they should be shouting.

  171. 171.

    Leto

    July 30, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @Mousebumples: Harris/Gritty would be such a winner because as those of us know: “Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia”

    Watching Gritty launch fucking cheesesteaks at Trumpov’s head would just be… *chef’s kiss

  172. 172.

    JWR

    July 30, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @Jackie:

    “The United Auto Workers is expected to formally endorse Kamala Harris for president,…”

    I was hoping they would, eventually. But did you listen to Fain’s speech to the RNC? It was the same speech he’ll probably give to the DNC. ;) As for his RNC speech, it was interesting to hear the applause for this or that Dem policy, because deep down, they know they want what the Dems have to offer, but this damn Culture War has ’em by the nads.

  173. 173.

    Professor Bigfoot

    July 30, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @NotMax: Got peaches at Costco a couple of weeks ago; and most of them went straight into the trash.

    Thanks for the tip!

  174. 174.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    @Starfish: Oh, jeez! I trusted you enough to think PG-13 at worst…

    Trivia I didn’t need to know – much less what gameshow would ask that question* 🤦🏼‍♀️

    *Answering my own question: “Family” Feud.

  175. 175.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    @Jay: Awe that’s a bummer. Thanks for the tips.

  176. 176.

    Lapassionara

    July 30, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @Avalune: go to farmers market. Buy peaches. Put them in a brown paper bag. Let them sit for a few days. Open the bag and sniff. If you smell peaches, then try one out. Or, maybe slice some for peach shortcake or peach cobbler. Fresh peaches are the most wonderful part of summer.

  177. 177.

    BR

    July 30, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @JWR: ​
    I thought it was the Teamsters guy who was at the RNC?

  178. 178.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @Bupalos:
    What set me off was this:

    It’s pretty clear Biden was completely consumed with political survival. Which makes the BidenStays revisionist history where he was planning the handoff to Harris… questionable.

    If he couldn’t service Fain, he wasn’t in the game. How people can be like “really really unprecedentedly old career politician doing things no career politician would do doesn’t indicate anything….” is… sign of the times.

    And now you will be pie, along with a few other people.

  179. 179.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @Leto: That would be amazing. He’s the better orange candidate.

  180. 180.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @Bupalos: You know exactly what she’s referring to because she replied to your comment.

  181. 181.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 30, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    @Mousebumples: ​ 

    There is nothing controversial about Gritty, the best new mascot we have seen since the Phanatic burst on the scene.

  182. 182.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    @NotMax:

    There was the one,……………..

  183. 183.

    RevRick

    July 30, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    My day began meeting with some Lutheran colleagues to discuss the pericope texts from the Revised Common Lectionary for August 11th (which might sound incomprehensible to most of you), stopped off at the nearby zombie mall to get in 6000 steps, and came home for lunch, and prepped for my afternoon Zoom meeting. I’m chair of the Penn Northeast Conference (UCC) Racial Justice Team, which I began by sharing the story of Sisera and Jael from the book of Judges. Spoiler alert: she slays the enemy of Israel by hammering a tent peg through his temple. I asked the group what Sisera situations in the world would like to drive a tent peg through? The unanimous response was Project 2025. Afterwards, we discussed our plans and will take a bus trip to the African American History and Culture Museum on October 26th, developing a recommended reading list, and looking towards a bus trip to Selma Fall 2025.

    Other than that, watching the Olympics. Oh, and eating cheesecake, because today is National Cheesecake Day.

  184. 184.

    NotMax

    July 30, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @Auntie Anne

    If you can find them, Hale Haven peaches usually show up around the first week of August. Huge and luscious.

  185. 185.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @Lapassionara: A cobbler would be amazing but apparently I have diabetes now. 😑 I love a good crumble too. Dammit. Now I’m going to have to get fruit and try to find some peanuts to boil.

  186. 186.

    different-church-lady

    July 30, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    My god there’s a lot of stupid coming from one place on this thread.

  187. 187.

    Eduardo

    July 30, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @Jackie: unless the postcards are going to be sent to the party faithful, we should let the ‘woke’ part out.  This is what the middle segment of the electorate doesn’t like about the Democratic Party.

    I like much better something like ‘freedom vs weird’ or ‘country vs self serving egotist Trump’ .  Of course not on those words

  188. 188.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Good. The less I hear from you the better. I honestly have a hard time believing you’re invested in Ukraine, but I guess the internet does funny things, and you maybe honestly thought Biden was the better play.

    Some gaps are unbridgeable.

  189. 189.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:27 pm

    @Peale: yeah, fair. And I’d rather laugh vs shout, but same idea.

    Lol, really? That’s so weird.

    I haven’t seen anything So Weird since that 90s/00s Disney Channel show. (called So Weird, lol)

  190. 190.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 10:28 pm

    @mattcorridoni

    Democrats after that Atlanta rally:

    x.com/mattcorridoni/status/1818466809722347583

     

  191. 191.

    Leto

    July 30, 2024 at 10:29 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I was a little reluctant when he was first introduced, but I quickly came around. He’s a chaos agent, but a good chaos agent.

  192. 192.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 30, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @Jackie: ​
     

    Wash the fuzz off! Gently rub the peach under cold running water and voilà! Fuzz free!

    Bonus: you don’t have to leave the sink to eat the peach – as the juices will drip into the sink; then you scoop a few hand cups of running water to clean off your mouth and chin before leaving the sink.😊🍑♥️

    Over a sink is the only way to eat a peach indoors, AFAIAC. A good peach is gonna drip all over the place, so why would you take it anywhere else?

  193. 193.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @Leto: I approve of this message.

  194. 194.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 30, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    @Lapassionara: ​
     

    If the peel does not come off easily, the peach is not ripe.

    I’ve had overripe peaches where the peel didn’t come off easily.

  195. 195.

    PJ

    July 30, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    @different-church-lady: I would like to say that some people can’t help being dicks, but I also know that some people are dicks because they love the attention it brings.  It makes them feel important, and powerful.

  196. 196.

    Lyrebird

    July 30, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    @Trivia Man: From your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s orecchiete (sp?).

    And thank you @Mousebumples: for the great Bsky bits!  I enjoyed the Gritty costume idea but generally hope they don’t.

  197. 197.

    Fake Irishman

    July 30, 2024 at 10:35 pm

    @Mousebumples:

    Right: it does make sense that Philly is the first stop no matter who it is: Philly is the biggest traditional Dem stronghold in PA, a must win state and its suburbs have been trending heavily dem for 20 years.

    I also appreciate the aide’s comments on not reading anything into the choice ….because Josh Shapiro got his start in politics in Delaware County, the biggest Philly suburban county, flipping the County executive seat to the Dems for the first time in forever sometime in the late aughts.

  198. 198.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 10:35 pm

    @Bupalos: You’re missing out. Savor that shit.

  199. 199.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 30, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    @Bupalos: If I didn’t know better, you really have it out for President Biden.

  200. 200.

    wjca

    July 30, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    @Jay: We also eat carrot tops here.

    The fruit stuff is a bit weird.  (A good weird.)  But eating carrot tops is perverted.

  201. 201.

    seefleur

    July 30, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    All this peach-talk is killing me… I’m allergic to pitted fruits (and a bunch of other really good stuff), like epi-pen allergic. As a kid I wasn’t, so I have memories of how good peaches are. Please, enjoy ANY peach doubly for me.

  202. 202.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Personally, with out named confirmation, I don’t buy the Shawn Fain “story”.

    Union Leaders don’t have the President’s “hotline”, and wouldn’t be calling in the middle of the crisis.

    President Kennedy, This is Dr. Strangelove of the Allied Nuclear Weapons Cartel. I know we are in the midst of the Cuban Missile Crisis, but it would really help us out if you could use one or two of our products. Please call me back as soon as you can.

  203. 203.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    @NotMax: I sassed you but I did watch it and it was helpful. I think part of my but I hate to peel it is because I kept ending up with bruised peaches that just kind of fell apart when I tried to peel. Thanks for the vid.

  204. 204.

    Steven Holmes

    July 30, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    @3Sice:

    that’s sad, i like norah.

  205. 205.

    catclub

    July 30, 2024 at 10:38 pm

    @FDRLincoln: Biden could have released that ad.

  206. 206.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 30, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    Gawd there is an asshole in here.

  207. 207.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    @Leto: Gritty would be the perfect candidate, alas he is officially only 6 years old and not eligible.

  208. 208.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    @Lapassionara: Picking a peach straight from the tree as a kid from my Dad’s tree in my swim suit, eating it there, fuzz and all, then running through the sprinkler to clean up… one of my best memories 🥰

  209. 209.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    @wjca:

    Hannibal Lecter would disagree. Did you know that he “is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”

  210. 210.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:41 pm

    @KatKapCC: I guess I should have clicked but I was just going with the flow which I thought was
    “MVP kicks ass.”

    I’m split-screening with the speech and this convo and it makes it seem really fucking weird when people do this low key “bring back biden” stuff. Or “please moderate your enthusiasm and/or criticism so that we feel better about ourselves.” If Biden pissed off Fain (I don’t know this is true, but it’s the contention) that is absolute evidence he was not in the right game.

    . Already had a post about how badly I missed this. I. Was. Wrong. Totally clueless about the energy we’re seeing. Embrace it. It’s about winning. Which we’re going to do and it’s going to happen because we stopped being timid. Not about you. Not about me. It’s about winning.

  211. 211.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    @Fake Irishman

    I also appreciate the aide’s comments on not reading anything into the choice ….because Josh Shapiro got his start in politics in Delaware County, the biggest Philly suburban county, flipping the County executive seat to the Dems for the first time in forever sometime in the late aughts.

    Good backstory on Shapiro, thanks!

    I think it’s plausible that this isn’t fully “decided” but they are short on time, so they’re making this plan and will announce maybe even before then? Maybe?

  212. 212.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @Lyrebird: glad to help! When I have time, I enjoy sharing amusing (or important) things I find.

  213. 213.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 30, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    Love, love, love the pie filter.

  214. 214.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: yummy yummy pie…

  215. 215.

    SFAW

    July 30, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @Jackie: ​
     
    The intent of quotation marks around “woke” was to highlight that it’s a non-standard use of the word by the RWMFs, whereas weird is Standard English.
    Of course, I am probably overthinking it, and I have been credibly accused of being abstruse in some of my scrawlings.

  216. 216.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    @BR: He was. And at the end of his speech, he basically hinted Go Dems! It popped the MAGAts balloons and left them scratching their heads 🤭

  217. 217.

    different-church-lady

    July 30, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    @Bupalos: ​

    Embrace it. It’s about winning.

    That’s exactly what everyone on this thread was already fuckin’ doing before you started ranting.

  218. 218.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    @Mousebumples: Pretty risky to have made a choice and allow a week for it to get leaked out. My guess is they told everyone to clear their calendar for next Tuesday and they’ll make a decision Monday or Tues AM.

    It’ll still be hard to keep it from leaking. It’s not that hard to track charters to Philly, or observe when the SS caravan pulls up.

  219. 219.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    Since I drew some of the pies in the pie filter that means even if you pie me you still have to see me. Bahahahaha. Not that anyone is pieing little ole me for being silly about fruit.

  220. 220.

    SFAW

    July 30, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    @Pink Tie:

    I’m so sorry.

  221. 221.

    frosty

    July 30, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    @Mousebumples: ​
     Nah, Gritty as VP? Way to instantly lose Pittsburgh and most of the state west of the Susky.

  222. 222.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Your perception. You’re defining WWIII by what you think it should be. Putin has declared war on the West. We just have failed to notice. If you follow Russian media monitors, it’s shockingly explicit and he does indeed summon up nuclear armageddon on the regular and with a purpose.

    He isn’t going to stop. Because he can’t. He’s restructuring the education system and economic system and society for a WWIII clash with the west. He is either going through with this or is going to die trying (a definite possibility.) Sorry that conflicts with whatever you saw on 1980’s entertainment of what WWIII was supposed to be.

  223. 223.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 30, 2024 at 10:48 pm

    @Avalune: I love the pies. Never used them until the past couple of weeks.

  224. 224.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:48 pm

    @Martin: my only question on timing is if they need to have the virtual roll call nominate Harris/VP? Because I think that’s running from 8/1-8/5.

    So they might announce it (post a video?) ahead of their first appearance together.

    No idea. I agree it’s likely to leak if they keep it quiet until then

    ETA – How about an exclusive for NOT the FTFNYT? My petty self would love that.

  225. 225.

    catclub

    July 30, 2024 at 10:49 pm

    @Jay: Also Frederick Douglas

  226. 226.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 10:49 pm

    @lamh47: Designing Women: Take it home!!!

  227. 227.

    John Cole

    July 30, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    @zhena gogolia: HAHAHA I almost said something about the lady in the silver silk shirt behind harris next to the lady in the pearls was gorgeous but thought I would get yelled at

  228. 228.

    Mousebumples

    July 30, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    @frosty: good to know. I am not in the know about PA politics.

  229. 229.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    @Mousebumples: Super stupid to do this before the convention. Like, why are we lowering ratings?

  230. 230.

    Ksmiami

    July 30, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    @Jay: I make a carrot top pesto

     

    @Peale: I just read she’s up 4 in PA

  231. 231.

    ArchTeryx

    July 30, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    Just a quick note from an old bird, a picture, and a story of weird vs. weird.

    I’m glad that Anne Laurie distinguished between “creepy” weird and “good” weird. I’ve been part of furry fandom for the better part of 35 years – it’s where my nym comes from, dating back to a little known cartoon from the 1980s. I’m old. I’ve seen both kinds of weird – like with any group of fans, there are some real creeps and they, of course, get all the press. But most of us are harmless, and try to do what we can to make people’s lives better. It’s what I’ve dedicated myself to. And seeing Republicans, which are fascist creeps to the core, described the same way we are described… it’s been very mixed feelings sometimes. So I’m glad a front-page Jackal distinguished between the two. I like to think I’m on the side of the angels here. And I’d rather be celebratory than scared.

    One of the better artists I know from the community took the infamous Kamala Harris/hyena meme and turned it on its ear, producing this really awesome image:

    dropbox.com/scl/fi/nhs1y6mcfg6ncp95aaguu/BixByteKamalaHyena.jpg?rlkey=xw6ge4w8tvsh89d7lacmmbcbp&…

    Anyone that knows hyenas knows it’s a damn good characterization for Kamala Harris, and she could do far worse for having a “fursona” than this! One of the coolest pieces of political art I’ve ever seen.

    Unfortunately, BixByte also posted that to the Dead Bird site, and instantly attracted the usual pack of neo-nazis. The one leading the charge, a rightie (of course) was quickly outed as what is known as a “loli” artist. (You really don’t want to know). Good Weird vs. Bad Weird in one neat package.

    If we’re gonna beat TCFG, it’s gonna be us “good” weirdos that help lead the charge. We’re the ones knocking doors, writing postcards, and trying to outmeme the fascists. Not an easy task, but I think we’re up to it.

  232. 232.

    Quinerly

    July 30, 2024 at 10:52 pm

    @lamh47:

    Like a boss. Love to see her strut.

  233. 233.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 10:52 pm

    @Avalune: I love the drawings!

  234. 234.

    zhena gogolia

    July 30, 2024 at 10:53 pm

    @John Cole: hahaha

  235. 235.

    wjca

    July 30, 2024 at 10:53 pm

    @Jay:

    I’d bet big money that TCFG would not recognize Hannibal Lecter.  (Not in time to do any good.)

  236. 236.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    July 30, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    @ArchTeryx: … it’s where my nym comes from, dating back to a little known cartoon from the 1980s.

    A wingless bird with hairy feathers?

  237. 237.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Tamara’s duck is cute but the seal chow is still my favorite. Maybe I need to make some new pies!

    Only sort of related I think my husband would like to pie filter me irl right now.

  238. 238.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    I have another convert to the boycott of FTFNYT but he wants a replacement. Any suggestions? He gets little new there but wants the daily fix of arts, travel, entertainment news, and games. He will pay actual money for a quality product.

  239. 239.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    @ArchTeryx: Yeah we have to distinguish “individual” and “creative” and “imaginative” from

    “weird”

    It’s not an easy a rhetorical turn here. There are risks, and people need to understand that Trumpism is a pseudo-majoritarian movement.

  240. 240.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 10:57 pm

    @Bupalos: What “bring back Biden” stuff are you seeing here? Because I’m not seeing anything of the kind. And asserting that someone supports Russia is a pretty rude thing to say if you have zero evidence other than your petty hunch.

  241. 241.

    3Sice

    July 30, 2024 at 10:57 pm

    A bit of a dustup in Chicago. The NABJ convention managed to invite weirdo for an interview tomorrow, but not Kamala Harris.

    Mayor Brandon Johnson has some thoughts:

    youtu.be/uoCSjTw46lc?feature=shared

  242. 242.

    PatrickG

    July 30, 2024 at 10:58 pm

    @Bupalos: fyi I pied you over the last couple of weeks and just took you out today. I’m putting you back in because you have a tendency to make every thread about you.

    You dont, actually, have to respond to EVERY comment. Plus, your response to zhena was, in the parlance of our times, kind of weird.

    signing off for the night. Take care, all.

  243. 243.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 10:58 pm

    @Mousebumples: LOL

    I like a Gritty reveal, especially if it is someone with a reputation for gravitas.

  244. 244.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    @Avalune: The problem with searching is you then have to vet any answers and be suspicious of motive or expertise. A trusted human is still a stellar (but not fool proof!!) way to get a head start.

    And one of my pet peeves is “Just google it!” If that advice doesn’t also come with a few key words to get started it is useless. A year, a name to start with, an industry jargon term… something that will get me on the right track. “Spanish war” is pretty useless as a search.  Adding “1898” or “Armada” or “conquistadors” or something to narrow it down to a more specific thing you want to find.

  245. 245.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2024 at 11:00 pm

    I would love a bumper sticker, Cole🤗

  246. 246.

    ArchTeryx

    July 30, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Dinosaucers. You’re thinking of the Apteryx from B.C., which is essentially a prehistoric kiwi. Too bad the original artist for B.C. is a hard core rightie and evangelical.

  247. 247.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    @Pink Tie:

    So sorry for your loss🙏🏾🙏🏾😪😪

  248. 248.

    SFBayAreaGal

    July 30, 2024 at 11:02 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Pshaw, not shallow at all.

  249. 249.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    @Trivia Man: I’ve really been frustrated with Google searches lately too. I get all kinds of crap and none of it what I wanted. It’s like you’re at a store but they put all the good stuff behind the glass.

  250. 250.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    July 30, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    @ArchTeryx: yes, it’s a shame about Johnny Hart. I have always enjoyed the Wizard of Id.

  251. 251.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 11:04 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: Actually a little bit, yeah. I think the 3 weeks that damaged us a little were entirely the fault of a stupid kind of masculine bravado saying “fuck you” to the entire party. Yes. I do think that a little bit. Lots of people smarter and more invested than him came to him and made the case and he said no. And he was wrong, and he probably knew deep down he was wrong.

    Although, as someone invested in history… what Biden ultimately did in listening to the voices around him instead of continuing to double down and deny reality (as almost everyone in history does)… hard to find that…. I think of him as a hero. Specifically a hero for letting go of power and affirming something way bigger than himself. It was immediately apparent and increasingly apparent that this was a case (in his words, his self-chastened words) of “personal ambition” almost risking everything.

    But yes. Those weeks pissed me off. I still have some anger for the way he weaponized my support. And maybe it’s still stinging.

  252. 252.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 11:04 pm

    @Avalune:

    Was it the grapes, peaches peeling thing?

  253. 253.

    ArchTeryx

    July 30, 2024 at 11:06 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m very, very sorry to hear this. I always come to threads late and stupid and missed this. I know that sort of grief all too well. You aren’t alone here. {{Pink Tie}}

  254. 254.

    Jay

    July 30, 2024 at 11:06 pm

    @Trivia Man:

    LA Times, others will chime in with others, there was a comment thread on this last week,

    Cannot promise Sunday comics in colour,

  255. 255.

    Ksmiami

    July 30, 2024 at 11:07 pm

    @Trivia Man: talking points memo, Bloomberg, the la times

  256. 256.

    ArchTeryx

    July 30, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: B.C. was pretty funny when Johnny Hart kept his evangelicalism out of it, but starting around the Clinton years, he basically turned the strip into a proselytizing political cartoon and that’s when I departed.

  257. 257.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    More great news!

    A new Emerson College Polling/WHDH survey of New Hampshire voters finds Kamala Harris ahead of Donald Trump, 50% to 46%.

    With third party candidates on the ballot, Harris leads Trump 48% to 41%; 6% support Robert Kennedy Jr., 1% support Jill Stein.

    RFK jr is still siphoning votes from TCFG 😂

    I’m beginning to think it’s semi-safe to believe polls 😊

    BUT! We mustn’t be complacent!!!

  258. 258.

    wjca

    July 30, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @Bupalos: Putin has declared war on the West. We just have failed to notice.

    A war on the West, sure.  But a “World War”?  Not while it’s only one country attacking another.

    If you want to include cyberwarfare, and covert sabotage and assassinations, it’s still mainly just one country lashing out.  It’s got suppliers (North Korea,  China), but not really allies.  And even some suppliers on the physical weapons side, e.g. Iran, are on the other side in the cyber fight.  (Iran being intent on defeating Trump, for obvious reasons.)

  259. 259.

    Westyny

    July 30, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @Pink Tie:  That’s a lot. Sincere condolences.

  260. 260.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:10 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: I used my first pie about a week ago, very pleased with the improvement in my blog experience.

  261. 261.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:13 pm

    @Avalune: yes, please

    I like the berry pie best so maybe a nice apple? Pumpkin with a dollop? Don’t think I’ve seen those.

  262. 262.

    gwangung

    July 30, 2024 at 11:14 pm

    @Pink Tie: Well, damn, sorry to hear that. There’s been a rash of that lately among the jackalariat.

  263. 263.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 11:14 pm

    @wjca: I think Russia is now a Chinese client state (that economy would have collapsed otherwise) and the Russo-Ukrainian war is a kind of prelude to China trying out all its new kit in a regime-security move against Taiwan.

    Any war involving the United States or democracy is, at this point, a world war. And we all disregard the reality that most wars are ultimately about internal regime security. China will move when the regime feels threatened. But the shape of the conflict is being defined now. The United States essentially selling Ukraine out via inaction is not that far off of Munich in terms of courting a broader conflict that we will face in a worse position.

  264. 264.

    ArchTeryx

    July 30, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    @Jackie: I just don’t buy polls, whether they’re good for us or bad for us. After what I’ve seen the last 20 years, the only polls I believe any more are the ones on Election Day, and with all the vote suppression going on in red states, sometimes even those are suspect – though I’m not nearly as sour grapes as TCFG was when Election Day polls didn’t go his way. We didn’t attack the Capitol when Dubya was installed as President over Gore.

  265. 265.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    @Avalune: I am slightly happier with Duck Duck Go but it doesn’t have the depth. I especially like that it doesn’t spam me with Pintrest or SPONSERED links like the big G does.

  266. 266.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    @Mousebumples: Yeah, I don’t know. They’re acting like they can keep it a secret until the 6th. Ohio deadline is the 7th, I think. Can the delegates vote for Harris + VP to be named? I would think so – it’s just a party rule.

    Trimming a lot of rules and conventions in all of this. I do hope we can avoid this sort of thing in the future.

  267. 267.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    July 30, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    @Pink Tie: my condolences.

  268. 268.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:17 pm

    @Jay: Thanks, LA Times is probably what he needs. We moved there for our rock & roll band back in the dark ages so he is familiar with it.

  269. 269.

    JWR

    July 30, 2024 at 11:18 pm

    @BR:

    I thought it was the Teamsters guy who was at the RNC?

    Yep, you’re right. I got the two unions mixed up in what’s left of my brainz. ;) So, my bad. Sorry, everyone! You may now return to the usual poo-flinging. ;)

  270. 270.

    Quinerly

    July 30, 2024 at 11:18 pm

    @JWR: that was the Teamsters leader at the RNC.

  271. 271.

    columbusqueen

    July 30, 2024 at 11:20 pm

    @Bupalos: Because saying Biden sold Ukraine out sounds batshit crazy. Give it a rest, eh?

  272. 272.

    Carolina Dave

    July 30, 2024 at 11:22 pm

    Send me 100 Balloon Juice postcards. After I fill those out. Ill ask for more. Fuck yeah! As a non-cat and non-child person, I want to help. 2 doggie daddy voting for Kamala

  273. 273.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 11:24 pm

    Because there’s a primary today:

    Projected Senate winners in Arizona primary:

    Reuben Gallegos (D)

    Kari Lake (MAGA)

    nbcnews.com/politics/2024-primary-elections/arizona-senate-results?amp=1

  274. 274.

    phdesmond

    July 30, 2024 at 11:24 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    “orange” and “change” is a nice half rhyme, and half-answers the quest of a rhyme for “orange.”

  275. 275.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 11:25 pm

    @columbusqueen: No.

    There is no reason you can cite that Ukraine is currently unable to defend against Russian missiles, incoming daily, incoming as we speak.

    We could have done this. We positively decided not to. On top of that, we positively decided Russian launch sites and air bases were to be left intact. We decided that nuclear blackmail is something you should reward, that somehow that means nuclear risk is lowered. That is a simple and stupid error.

    Politics is real. But so is reality.

  276. 276.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 11:25 pm

    @JWR: Teamsters leader is Sean O’Brian, UAW leader is Sean Fain. A couple of white guys about the same age.

    You can be excused for mixing them up.

  277. 277.

    Avalune

    July 30, 2024 at 11:28 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m sorry. I didn’t really have much of a relationship with my father – we ended up estranged but not like fighting just went our own ways. I always thought golly I’m more surprised he’s still alive given the way he lived…so I wasn’t prepared for how hard it was when he killed himself. I’m sorry for your losses. Take care.

  278. 278.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 11:29 pm

    @Martin: Like the Spiderman meme.

  279. 279.

    Sally

    July 30, 2024 at 11:30 pm

    @SFAW: I like your idea. I have read any further yet. Also, just the words WOKE not WEIRD . Maybe blue woke with a smile, or a sun, in the O, and a long red tie for the I in the red weird.

    Edit: I see woke isn’t popular, so fair enough.

  280. 280.

    RaflW

    July 30, 2024 at 11:32 pm

    @Jackie: Just seeing that I guess Kari Lake is it. I think I’ll toss a few bucks in for Reuben, she seems very beatable!

  281. 281.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 30, 2024 at 11:33 pm

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry. Hang in there.

  282. 282.

    Bupalos

    July 30, 2024 at 11:33 pm

    @Sally: Just as someone that was in marketing for a while…. just let the word “woke” go. Does you absolutely no good now. You’re sacrificing “weird” to “woke.

    We don’t have to win words. We have to win for our community.

  283. 283.

    frosty

    July 30, 2024 at 11:35 pm

    @Trivia Man: The Philly Inquirer is owned by a non-profit. I haven’t tried them out yet.

  284. 284.

    randy khan

    July 30, 2024 at 11:36 pm

    @FDRLincoln:

    Harris just released an ad attacking Trump for blocking the immigration bill. It’s an effective ad.

    I like it, particularly the little twist of the knife at the end.

  285. 285.

    Fair Economist

    July 30, 2024 at 11:37 pm

    @seefleur:

    I’m allergic to pitted fruits (and a bunch of other really good stuff), like epi-pen allergic. As a kid I wasn’t, so I have memories of how good peaches are.

    The universe is cruel.

    California should have good peaches, but I find they’re hit-and-miss. Sometimes they are REALLY good. And sometimes they go bad before they’re ripe.

  286. 286.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    July 30, 2024 at 11:39 pm

    @Martin: Gritty is only 6!? Nooo! Perfect candidate!

  287. 287.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 30, 2024 at 11:40 pm

    @SFAW:

    I’D RATHER BE “WOKE” THAN WEIRD.

    Might u suggest an edit: I’D RATHER BE “WOKE” THAN A CREEDY WEIRDO.

    Puts the focus on how deeply creepy their weird ideas and an obsessions are.

    Plus if we wanna flip Texas we don’t want to alienate the “Keep Austin weird” folks. /s

  288. 288.

    lamh47

    July 30, 2024 at 11:41 pm

    Great photo from the ATL rally!

    x.com/AdamJSmithGA/status/1818483426137088241

  289. 289.

    oldgold

    July 30, 2024 at 11:41 pm

    I don’t think even Ripley would believe this.

    At a rally in Nevada tonight this occurred.

    Vance: “I would call my wife up here to speak, but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch.”

  290. 290.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 11:43 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: But in Gritty years, that’s probably like 40-something.

  291. 291.

    Martin

    July 30, 2024 at 11:43 pm

    @oldgold: I would call my wife up here to speak, but then I think I’d have to sleep on with the couch

    typo, fixed.

  292. 292.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:43 pm

    @Jackie: Early voting started in Wisconsin for a primary. No contested races on team Blue but two batshit referendums trying to hobble our governor even more. VOTE NO AND NO is the mantra.

  293. 293.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:44 pm

    @frosty: Thanks, I’ll check it out

  294. 294.

    Trivia Man

    July 30, 2024 at 11:45 pm

    @randy khan: my favorite part is how the music shifts back and forth for each candidate. Nice work with the THIS or THAT framing.

  295. 295.

    KatKapCC

    July 30, 2024 at 11:46 pm

    @oldgold: Oh my Lord, I hope he doesn’t think he’s gonna take back the couch thing like Trump’s weirdo fans did with diapers. These people are freaking nuts.

  296. 296.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 11:48 pm

    @Jay: we tamil people eat a lot of pumpkin and squash. Lot of coconut as well. Very different than the stuff you have in the north.

  297. 297.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 11:49 pm

    @oldgold: First honest thing Vance has said: He looks for reasons to choose the couch.

  298. 298.

    JWR

    July 30, 2024 at 11:49 pm

    @Martin:

    You can be excused for mixing them up.

    Thank you! But whoever gave that pro union speech to the RNC, it was really something! ;)

  299. 299.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 11:49 pm

    @Bupalos:

    We are going to win everything. We are going to win Texas and Florida. We are going to make conservatives despair.

  300. 300.

    cain

    July 30, 2024 at 11:50 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: yeah let’s not be talking about that.

    Eta I only made this comment to get the coveted 300th comment.

  301. 301.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2024 at 11:52 pm

    @Bupalos: ​Duty calls.

  302. 302.

    Jackie

    July 30, 2024 at 11:57 pm

    BREAKING NEWS:

    “Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was assassinated in Tehran, Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard said early Wednesday, and Hamas blamed Israel for the attack.”

    apnews.com/article/iran-hamas-israel-30968a7acb31cd8b259de9650014b779

  303. 303.

    Torrey

    July 30, 2024 at 11:59 pm

    @Pink Tie: ​
      I’m so very sorry. Do give serious consideration to grief counseling. It doesn’t have to take too many sessions, and it can help to center yourself so you can deal with the grief. Sending good wishes.

  304. 304.

    Geoduck

    July 31, 2024 at 12:00 am

    Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh has been assassinated in Tehran. Not exactly going to help stabilize the general situation. EDIT: Already mentioned, but the comment stands.

  305. 305.

    Yutsano

    July 31, 2024 at 12:01 am

    @Jackie: ​ I was coming here to post that. I haven’t reviewed the details yet, but this is big. And not in the good way.

  306. 306.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 12:02 am

    @RevRick: Other than that, watching the Olympics. Oh, and eating cheesecake, because today is National Cheesecake Day.

     

    I’d make cheesecake, but some here can’t have sugar. I think I should make cheesecake for my own enjoyment. I have a great recipe that I will use.

    Plus my son is on a diet, and I figure I’ll just put it out there – but I think protein is fine but the sugar will do him in :D

  307. 307.

    Jackie

    July 31, 2024 at 12:02 am

    @Yutsano: Yup

    So what happens now?

  308. 308.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 12:06 am

    @John Cole: Yeah, by your wife. :D j/k I know she wouldn’t :D

  309. 309.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 31, 2024 at 12:08 am

    @Trivia Man: ​ 

    Gritty’s 5-Word Speech at the 23rd Annual Webby Awards

  310. 310.

    Lyrebird

    July 31, 2024 at 12:08 am

    @Jackie: Oh heaven, that’s bad.

    @Yutsano: agreed.  no matter what the specifics are, NOT good.

  311. 311.

    sxjames

    July 31, 2024 at 12:09 am

    @cain:  Yes, one of my fondest memories.  I was in waterfront park with my oldest son.

  312. 312.

    Sally

    July 31, 2024 at 12:12 am

    @RaflW: Repub men now can’t vote for Lake – Watters has warned them, if they do they will turn into women. And what could be worse!

  313. 313.

    Colette South

    July 31, 2024 at 12:20 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Let me second Siubhan’s excellent comments: I too would be happy to chip in to  help defray the costs of postcards and would volunteer to write and send some!

  314. 314.

    Trivia Man

    July 31, 2024 at 12:21 am

    @HumboldtBlue: excellent!

  315. 315.

    wjca

    July 31, 2024 at 12:25 am

    @oldgold: Vance: “I would call my wife up here to speak, but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch.”

    Is his speech write a Democratic mole?  Even for a seriously dumb guy, this is exceptional.

  316. 316.

    SFAW

    July 31, 2024 at 12:29 am

    @HumboldtBlue: ​
     
    I’m sorry, but, as Shakespeare or someone else said: That is some fucked-up shit.

  317. 317.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 31, 2024 at 12:32 am

    @SFAW: ​ 

    Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate… shake it off!

  318. 318.

    Bupalos

    July 31, 2024 at 12:33 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: OK I’ll revise and extend…

    Y’ALL UNDERESTIMATED THIS LADY BECAUSE NO WAY IN FUCKING HELLLLL DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK BIDEN COULD DO THIS…. AND NO WAY IN HELLLLLL DID YOU SEE KAMALA PUMPING THIS OUT AND YOU WERE JUST LIKE “NAW GIMMEE BIDEN TRYING HARD TO READ…”

    Work for you?

  319. 319.

    Bupalos

    July 31, 2024 at 12:35 am

    @wjca: Wait he said “couch??” Like he really said “couch??!!!”

  320. 320.

    wjca

    July 31, 2024 at 12:36 am

    @cain: I’d make cheesecake, but some here can’t have sugar. I think I should make cheesecake for my own enjoyment.

    Just means more for you, right?

  321. 321.

    piratedan

    July 31, 2024 at 12:37 am

    @Sally: i can only imagine the outrage if someone demanded to track Watters menstrual periods in keeping with GOP standards….

  322. 322.

    wjca

    July 31, 2024 at 12:38 am

    @Bupalos: My imagination isn’t wild enough to make up something like that.

  323. 323.

    Bupalos

    July 31, 2024 at 12:41 am

    This is actual professional advice: Do not pair “weird” with “woke.” That’s losing by trying to fight old battles. They’re weird because they’re weird, and if you impose “woke” you will complicate and detract from that without adding anything on the other side.

    That’s actual professional advice.

  324. 324.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 31, 2024 at 12:41 am

    Buad’s pronouncement that the discussion about JD Vance that the Incel Wars have begun was chilling.

    Truly, the pants have hit the floor.

  325. 325.

    Colette South

    July 31, 2024 at 12:42 am

    @BR: I’ve been wondering if Vance is on the spectrum.  He does seem clueless when it comes to social interactions and message targeting.

  326. 326.

    Martin

    July 31, 2024 at 12:43 am

    @Colette South: Nah, just went to Yale.

  327. 327.

    Chet Murthy

    July 31, 2024 at 12:45 am

    @Colette South:  [from House MD S3 E4]

    Cuddy: House doesn’t have Asperger’s, diagnosis is much simpler; he’s a jerk.

  328. 328.

    BethanyAnne

    July 31, 2024 at 12:46 am

    @Pink Tie: I’m late to the thread, but I’m so sorry to hear that. Come hang out with us more here – there’s always something going on.

  329. 329.

    BethanyAnne

    July 31, 2024 at 12:47 am

    @Baud: OK, I laughed so loud I scared the cat. Hehehe

  330. 330.

    The Lodger

    July 31, 2024 at 12:52 am

    @JWR: That wasn’t Shawn Fain at the RNC. That was the Teamster guy.

  331. 331.

    Gretchen

    July 31, 2024 at 12:54 am

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry.

  332. 332.

    KatKapCC

    July 31, 2024 at 12:54 am

    @Colette South: Oh please, can we stop with the “everyone who is the slightest bit odd must have autism” thing? Going on some people’s measurements, literally everyone in the world would be diagnosed as such. Awkwardness does not automatically equal autistic.

  333. 333.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 31, 2024 at 12:56 am

    @Chet Murthy: Cuddy: House doesn’t have Asperger’s, diagnosis is much simpler; he’s a jerk.

    Both ant impossible, and more the point a president with aspergers is not a first we want in world full of nuclear weapons

  334. 334.

    Trollhattan

    July 31, 2024 at 12:57 am

    @Jackie:

    That cease-fire should be signed any day now.

    Ugh

  335. 335.

    Gloria DryGarden

    July 31, 2024 at 12:59 am

    @SFAW: love this:

    I’D RATHER BE “WOKE” THAN WEIRD.

  336. 336.

    Dan B

    July 31, 2024 at 1:00 am

    @pilgrimtraveller: I’d agree with Woke being an old battle.  It might work to say ‘Better aware than weird’.  If people ask you just explain that you don’t like lies the weirdos spout: examples, climate denial, immigrant crime, etc.

    Make them explain what they think you mean.

  337. 337.

    Gloria DryGarden

    July 31, 2024 at 1:01 am

    @Bupalos: what profession.
    to not pair woke and weird because th3 ost usdyes, odd combo. Sa6 more/ what background, pls

  338. 338.

    KatKapCC

    July 31, 2024 at 1:01 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Considering it’s no longer an official diagnosis used by doctors, I don’t think you need to worry. But also, do you think people on the spectrum are dangerous or crazy or something? How on Earth are you connecting that to nukes?

  339. 339.

    Trollhattan

    July 31, 2024 at 1:03 am

    @Dan B:

    I’d be okay with WEIRD/WIRED below pics of Trump/Harris.

  340. 340.

    NoraLenderbee

    July 31, 2024 at 1:05 am

    @KatKapCC: ​
      Hear, hear.

  341. 341.

    wjca

    July 31, 2024 at 1:05 am

    Consider keeping

    BETTER WOKE THAN WEIRD

    for internal use only.  We can be amused.  The general public doesn’t need to deal with “woke”

  342. 342.

    Geoduck

    July 31, 2024 at 1:13 am

    @Martin: A Yale man!

  343. 343.

    Bupalos

    July 31, 2024 at 1:29 am

    @Gloria DryGarden: marketing. Public relations. I don’t want to oversell that, just consider: you’ve got a winner… don’t use it to try and cancel out or redeem a loser.

    woke is done. Weird can have a life. Bad trade.

  344. 344.

    Gloria DryGarden

    July 31, 2024 at 1:32 am

    @Bupalos: thx. I have respect for pr marketing. Makes sense.

  345. 345.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 1:34 am

    @sxjames: What was remarkable about that day was how community driven everything was. The cops basically did not crowd control, all of us directed traffic, got people to the right areas, it was amazing.

    I wish I took a video of the whole thing. Unbelievable.

  346. 346.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 1:35 am

    @Bupalos: Bro, have you been drinking? Cuz, you sound kinda drunk.

  347. 347.

    TS

    July 31, 2024 at 1:36 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    What set me off was this:

    Set me off as well – we have joined behind Kamala – nothing more to be said.

  348. 348.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 1:37 am

    @KatKapCC: I use the term neurodivergent a lot because in the tech world, there are a lot of us who are not on the spectrum but definitely do not think the same way as “normies”

  349. 349.

    Gloria DryGarden

    July 31, 2024 at 1:37 am

    Besides, ‘woke’ became an odd pejorative, to put down kindness, inclusion, awareness of racism and other exclusions. Odd people, the weird ones being ‘anti-woke’
    it always seemed grammatically incorrect, and jargon-y. A strange in-group buzz word, when plain English would do.
    I’m happy to drop that word entirely.

  350. 350.

    Martin

    July 31, 2024 at 1:39 am

    Just caught up on Olympics.

    I like how the diversity of the US teams are increasingly making it apparent that they must be the US team.

  351. 351.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 1:39 am

    @TS: Some people have to just keep driving stuff because it is they who are offended that we didn’t immediately jump on the bandwagon.

    We didn’t because we have our own set of anxieties. Yes, it all worked out and thank god for that. But there is no reason to just keep punishing us because you were on the bandwagon first.

  352. 352.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 1:40 am

    @Gloria DryGarden: We have moved on from DEI and are now doing using the term “belonging”

  353. 353.

    Chet Murthy

    July 31, 2024 at 1:41 am

    @KatKapCC: [Full disclosure: I suspect I’m on the spectrum: I have never been able to read faces, and once I no longer needed to interact a ton with humans for work, I  slowly (then during the pandemic, quickly) stopped most face-to-face human interaction, and life is much more …. stable now]

    I think there’s a tendency on the part of many people to ascribe any sort of weirdness to “neurodivergence” of some kind.  Musk is a good example: maybe he’s on the spectrum, maybe he’s not.  But I think people think he is, basically b/c he’s a goddamn jerk.  And to my mind that’s not a good reason to think he’s on the spectrum: the probabilities would argue that it’s more  likely that he’s just a jerk, after all.  And I think the same logic applies even more so to Vance.

    They’re just jerks.

  354. 354.

    JWR

    July 31, 2024 at 1:44 am

    @The Lodger: Got it. Please see my apology/correction up at #269.

    ETA for clarity.

  355. 355.

    Citizen Alan

    July 31, 2024 at 1:51 am

    @JWR:  I still think it would be hilarious if Sean Fain went to the DNC and gave the exact same speech before endorsing Harris because unlike the Republicans, she actually agrees with everything he said.

  356. 356.

    Citizen Alan

    July 31, 2024 at 1:52 am

    @cain: I make a keto cheesecake that has been very well received.

  357. 357.

    Chet Murthy

    July 31, 2024 at 1:52 am

    @Chet Murthy: By “probabilities” what I mean is:

    • Googling, I find that doctors estimate <1% of people have Asperger’s.
    • I gotta believe far, far, far more than 1% of people are jerks
    • and similarly, >>>>1% are jerks who have delusions of grandeur far in excess of their abilities to actually pull things off (like it seems Vance has)

    So without any actual specialist knowledge to help us diagnose, I think it’s pretty reasonable to guess that -even if- all Aspies were jerks also (which -surely- they are not), that someone who presents as a jerk is more likely to just be a jerk, than an Aspie(-jerk).

  358. 358.

    BethanyAnne

    July 31, 2024 at 1:54 am

    It’s amazing to me how much “weird” gets under their skins. Hell, the people that love me have called me weird all my life, much less damn strangers. Being called that now has a real “day ending in -y” vibe to me. But they are deeply, truly bothered by it. These mooks have such thin skins. Time to repeat it a thousand or so more times to their faces.

  359. 359.

    Martin

    July 31, 2024 at 1:59 am

    @Citizen Alan: Just a 9″ springform full of meat with cream cheese on it? No graham crackers. Um, crushed up pork rinds?

  360. 360.

    Ruckus

    July 31, 2024 at 2:04 am

    @Chet Murthy:

    Some people think that money makes them far more important than others. A few who have money actually could give a damn about being lauded for having money. I call them humans rather than a bank account. I worked in professional sports, I’ve met me some money grubbers. I’d say about 80% of the one’s I’ve met I didn’t gave a rat’s ass about, in any way, shape or form. The other 20% were really normal human beings, they just didn’t worry about money.

  361. 361.

    Chet Murthy

    July 31, 2024 at 2:05 am

    @BethanyAnne: You got me to thinking.  People talk about how “white” is the “unmarked category”.  All other categories are marked, but to be “white” is to just be “average”, not specially distinguished in some way.  The norm against which all others are deviations (so to speak).  Perhaps what’s going on, is that by calling them “weird”, we’re accusing them of not being the norm, not being in that unmarked category.  We’re accusing them of, in fact, being marked-out by their ….. weirdness.  It must be incredibly unsettling, to feel that you’ve been marked-out as different, perhaps?

  362. 362.

    BethanyAnne

    July 31, 2024 at 2:14 am

    @Chet Murthy: A trout says to a bass, “Does the water taste funny to you today?” The bass says, “What’s water?”

  363. 363.

    KatKapCC

    July 31, 2024 at 2:24 am

    @Chet Murthy: Again, Asperger’s is no longer a diagnosis. It is all simply ASD. For many reasons, one of which might be that the dude it was named for was a monster.

  364. 364.

    Chet Murthy

    July 31, 2024 at 2:26 am

    @KatKapCC: Sorry, sure, I meant the spectrum.  All I really mean is, there are many reasons why somebody might display signs of being a jerk, and I think just plain “being a jerk” is more likely than some neurodivergence diagnosis, as the reason for such signs.  Sometimes a jerk is just a jerk.  And after all, lots of people are on the spectrum and -aren’t- jerks.

  365. 365.

    TS

    July 31, 2024 at 2:27 am

    @Martin:

     I do hope we can avoid this sort of thing in the future.

    When republicans don’t have the power, or just stop trying to supress the democratic vote – then we won’t have this sort of thing in the future. They can’t win fair, so they try everything.

  366. 366.

    cain

    July 31, 2024 at 2:29 am

    @Chet Murthy: Probably good to get a diagnosis.

  367. 367.

    JWR

    July 31, 2024 at 2:39 am

    @Citizen Alan: There was some fun during the Teamsters speech to the RNC, wondering if we’d actually tuned into the DNC, given the contents of the speech. ;)

  368. 368.

    TS

    July 31, 2024 at 2:43 am

    @cain:

    they who are offended that we didn’t immediately jump on the bandwagon.

    This was not me. I stayed away until things calmed down. I just love that BJ got it back together & don’t want someone trying to change that.

  369. 369.

    columbusqueen

    July 31, 2024 at 3:09 am

    @Bupalos: You actually are arguing that a full-on nuclear exchange with Russia is a risk worth taking? I believe in helping Ukraine defend itself, but you’re seriously meshuga. Just stop.

  370. 370.

    Martin

    July 31, 2024 at 3:35 am

    @TS: Well, there are some self-owns here by Democrats in terms of how this whole process played out. The party has done a pretty solid job of mopping it up, and possibly with no catastrophic repercussions, but that’s not really a justification for allowing it to happen again.

  371. 371.

    opiejeanne

    July 31, 2024 at 3:39 am

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: That’s a Kiwi.

  372. 372.

    opiejeanne

    July 31, 2024 at 3:40 am

    @ArchTeryx: Did you know Martin of the Prancing Skiltaire?

  373. 373.

    NotMax

    July 31, 2024 at 3:51 am

    <a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2024/07/30/tuesday-night-open-thread-44/#comment-9294496″>Avalune</a>

    Google alternative? <a href=”https://startpage.com”>Startpage</a> (fromrly Ixquick). Based in Europe so operated under the more stringent EU privacy and functional parameters.

  374. 374.

    NotMax

    July 31, 2024 at 3:52 am

    Oh fudge. Fixy fix.

    Avalune

    Google alternative? Startpage (fromerly Ixquick). Based in Europe so operated under the more stringent EU privacy and functional parameters.

  375. 375.

    Rachel Bakes

    July 31, 2024 at 6:33 am

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry. Keep your head above water but allow yourself to feel the grief. Remember the good times.

  376. 376.

    Eduardo

    July 31, 2024 at 9:01 am

    @Bupalos: Hard agree.

    Yes, Trump is a traitor, the worst.  But Obama and Merkel were just horrible wrt Putin and Biden and Scholz have been too timid.  And the price always goes up as Kasparov always says.

  377. 377.

    Citizen Alan

    July 31, 2024 at 9:09 am

    @Martin: Probably too late to respond, But either a crustless cheesecake, which works perfectly fine in a springform pan or one with a crust made of almond flour and splenda with a dash of cinnamon.

  378. 378.

    wjca

    July 31, 2024 at 9:28 am

    @Geoduck: A Yale man!

    And here I was expecting a scene from Anything Goes  (Sorry, not on a machine where I can do a youtube link)

  379. 379.

    Kayla Rudbek

    July 31, 2024 at 10:56 am

    @Pink Tie: I’m so sorry for your loss.

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