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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 8, 20247:47 pm| 65 Comments

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I have no energy today. Feels like it is going to rain and my whole body is just blah. Not tired enough to sleep, not energetic enough to do anything.

Speaking of low energy, Trump looked worse than usual in his press conference.

Like I said, I am tired and have not much to say. Watching a documentary called Cowboy Cartel about the Mexican cartels and quarter horse racing.

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  1. 1.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 7:50 pm

    I too have been under the weather the last two days.

    Anyway, the fictional character Vance reminds me of the most.

    Does the hive mind agree or disagree?

  2. 2.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 7:50 pm

    Oh, I thought it was a Beyonce documentary for a minute. I have new glasses.

  3. 3.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 7:51 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Who is that?

  4. 4.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 7:51 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Donnie Pfaster from the X files.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    August 8, 2024 at 7:51 pm

    quarter horse racing

    Too miserly to shell out for the whole horse?
    :)

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    August 8, 2024 at 7:54 pm

    @schrodingers_cat

    “Vance is a real up and comer.”
    //

  7. 7.

    bbleh

    August 8, 2024 at 7:56 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: too sexy for Vance.  J.V. is — not sexy.

  8. 8.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 7:56 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I don’t know who that is, so I guess I have no opinion.

  9. 9.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 7:56 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Creepy.

  10. 10.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 7:57 pm

    @eclare: @bbleh: Donnie Pfaster from the X files 

  11. 11.

    Another Scott

    August 8, 2024 at 7:57 pm

    Hey JD Vance, what makes you smile? (Twitter version)

    ;-)

    He’s really bad at this politics stuff.

    Forward!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  12. 12.

    SW

    August 8, 2024 at 7:58 pm

    Quarter horses.  Think quarter mile drag racing.  Originally ranch horses bred for short bursts of speed to chase cattle.

  13. 13.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 7:59 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Very. How many bodies in the basement creepy.

  14. 14.

    Quinerly

    August 8, 2024 at 8:00 pm

    Hey Cole….when do you head back to AZ? Christmas break???

  15. 15.

    SpaceUnit

    August 8, 2024 at 8:01 pm

    Just finished watching the women’s volleyball team vs Brazil.  Real nail-biter, but they advance to the gold medal match.  Go team!

  16. 16.

    bbleh

    August 8, 2024 at 8:02 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ok necrophilia bad.  Way worse than klinephilia.  But one wonders whether J.V. would have the, ah, stones for anything actually kinky.

  17. 17.

    Quinerly

    August 8, 2024 at 8:03 pm

    Chris Hayes is doing a good recap of the low points of Trump’s presser today.

  18. 18.

    Ruckus

    August 8, 2024 at 8:03 pm

    I’m wondering what is wrong with the republican party.

    This guy is the best they can do?

    This guy, who is far worse than useless. Useless would be about a 5 mile step up for him. At minimum.

    This is what they want to conserve?

    I mean they have never been all that and a box of crackers but still, this far down the rat hole?

  19. 19.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 8:04 pm

    @bbleh: IDK but he wears his misogyny on his sleeve.

  20. 20.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 8:04 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Is he the one who licks his fingers after picking up roadkill? (shades of RFK Jr) That one always stuck with me, along with the Peter Boyle one.

  21. 21.

    Quinerly

    August 8, 2024 at 8:06 pm

    @Ruckus: i don’t get it either. I used to think Trump was blackmailing all of the Repug leadership.

  22. 22.

    KatKapCC

    August 8, 2024 at 8:06 pm

    Gov Newsom was doing a press conference of sorts after an encampment clean up somewhere in Los Angeles. Most of the questions were on topic (which is a rarity) about housing issues, funding, etc. But someone of course had to bring up the fact that apparently in his looney tunes comments today, Trump once again called him “Newscum” which I know he and the bunch of idiots in Instagram comments think is just the height of hilarity. Newsom first said he thinks a kid called him that in 7th grade, and then added, “So, that’s something a manchild would say, someone who’s running for attention.” YEP. That’s what I want to see more Dems doing. Talk about Trump like he’s a child, because that’s what he’s acting like.

  23. 23.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 8:09 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I don’t remember the roadkill part but Pfaster stalks and kills women. He looks like an ordinary guy but is pretty creepy.

  24. 24.

    bbleh

    August 8, 2024 at 8:11 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: he’s the Felon’s mini-Me.  I really think that’s a big reason he was tapped (along with the promise of money, etc).

  25. 25.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 8:12 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Ugh, I don’t need to watch that, but yeah.

  26. 26.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 8:14 pm

    @Another Scott:

    That was awesome!  It’s so easy: family, dog, fave baseball team, I think he went to Ohio State so when Ohio State wins…

  27. 27.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 8, 2024 at 8:14 pm

    @zhena gogolia: oh man…I WAS eating here. Thanks for that visual 😐😉

  28. 28.

    Frank Wilhoit

    August 8, 2024 at 8:15 pm

    @Ruckus: What they want to conserve is the homogeneity of the community.

  29. 29.

    tam1MI

    August 8, 2024 at 8:15 pm

    Gongwer News Service published a rundown of the results of Michigan’s primary elections.  It’s paywalled, so I will the key stuff I want to talk about here.

    These are the results of the US Senate race:
    U.S. Senate Track
    Vote counted: 100% | Last Updated: 8/7/2024 1:45 PM

    Hill Harper (D)
    216,920: 23.81%

    Elissa Slotkin (D) (Winner)
    694,213: 76.19%

    Justin Amash (R)
    130,239: 15.21%

    Sherry O’Donnell (R)
    99,295: 11.59%

    Sandy Pensler (R)
    77,193: 9.01%

    Mike Rogers (R) (Winner)
    549,640: 64.18%

    I did some math to get to total number of votes for Democratic candidates and the total number for Republican candidates.  They are as follows:

    Democratic votes – 911, 113

    Republican votes – 856, 367

    I think we are in pretty good shape for the general.

  30. 30.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 8:15 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    How many neighborhood pets went missing when you were a child creepy.

  31. 31.

    wjca

    August 8, 2024 at 8:16 pm

    @Quinerly:  i don’t get it either. I used to think Trump was blackmailing all of the Repug leadership.

    The obvious question is, now that Trump is clearly non compos mentis, who has access/control of the blackmail material?

  32. 32.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 8:20 pm

    @eclare: He probably was clawed by a cat. Hence the cat lady hate.

  33. 33.

    Another Scott

    August 8, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    @tam1MI: Thanks muchly!

    Forward!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  34. 34.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 8:22 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Good kitty.

  35. 35.

    Jackie

    August 8, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Did you see Vance’s attempt to laugh yesterday when a reporter asked if he ever had fun? Shave off the facial hair and I saw Pudd’n Boots, and his forced fakey laugh. Weird.

  36. 36.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: Sorry!

  37. 37.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    @Jackie: He can’t really tell us what he does to have fun. Can he? It would not be G rated.

  38. 38.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 8, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    @eclare: I once clawed a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

  39. 39.

    bbleh

    August 8, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @Ruckus: @Quinerly: @wjca: HE’s not blackmailing them.  He doesn’t have the sophistication for that.  It’s just like his grifting — he’s penny-ante (versus his son-in-law, who did it right).

    He is the LIVING AVATAR of the mouth-breathing base, and the Republican Party has declined to the point that pretty much EVERY national-level Republican official (and many state-level ones as well) is at the mercy of the mouth-breathers.  Almost without exception, they simply CAN’T SUCCEED if the Avatar does not bless them.  (I’ll be interested to see how GA Gov Kemp does.)

    As to blackmail, what has long been discussed — and investigated — is the role of (blatantly illegal) foreign money in funding Republican campaigns, particularly Russian money.  “Moscow Mitch” is not called that for no reason, and both Uday and Qusay have admitted — without prompting and on separate occasions — that a big chunk of the Trump Org’s money came from Russian sources.  So if there’s blackmail at work (and I would suspect IMPLICIT blackmail behind some of the Felon’s more obvious Russia-friendly actions), I would look to Russia.  I don’t credit the Felon himself with the ability to do anything more than mobster-level shakedowns.

  40. 40.

    eclare

    August 8, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Hahaha…

  41. 41.

    Quinerly

    August 8, 2024 at 8:50 pm

    @bbleh: all good points.

    Nothing anyone will say will ever convince me that Trump doesn’t have something on Lindsey Graham.😉

  42. 42.

    Old School

    August 8, 2024 at 9:02 pm

    @Quinerly: I can’t imagine there’s anything Lindsey Graham could be blackmailed about.

  43. 43.

    Quinerly

    August 8, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @Old School: 🤣

  44. 44.

    Geminid

    August 8, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    @wjca: I think Trump is blackmailing Republican leaders with the threat of turning his voters against their candidates.

    They got a taste of this in the Jan. 5, 2021 Georgia Senate runoffs, when an abnormal number of Republican voters stayed home. Observers thought the no-shows were punishing Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue for the state leadership’s refusal to go along with Trump’s efforts to subvert the November election.

    Trump made two trips to Georgia that December, ostensibly to support Loeffler and Perdue, but he spent much of the time disparaging Brian Kemp and Brad Raffensperger. Trump knew that he was effectively suppressing the Republican runoff vote but he did not care.

    That scared Republican politicians. They are still afraid to cross Trump publically for fear he’ll sandbag down-ballot Republicans out of spite.

  45. 45.

    CaseyL

    August 8, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    @tam1MI: On the one hand, that’s good news because more people vote in the general than in primaries.  On the other hand, primary voters are the most party-loyal; general election voters are more changeable, less well informed, and likelier to vote based on “vibes.”

    I dunno.  I’m getting more and more nervous, just as everyone else is getting less so.  I don’t know if it’s just me.

  46. 46.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    August 8, 2024 at 9:12 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Vance makes me think of Uriah Heep.

  47. 47.

    lamh47

    August 8, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    So basically the media is mad because the Harris/Walz campaign is too quick and out front with response to the attacks Chump and company trying to sling at them. As soon as the attack comes, Harris campaign swift messaging HQ sprints into gear before the media can set their narrative. The media is hating and their love for letting agent orange set narratives are currently being bested by the Harris campaign and they are hating it!

    Harris campaign like…AHT…AHT…AHT…

  48. 48.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 9:14 pm

    My stepdaughter and granddaughter are stuck in a flooded parking lot in our valley (Cuyahoga River in Akron.) There was absolutley no warning in advance that there would be flooding.

  49. 49.

    zhena gogolia

    August 8, 2024 at 9:15 pm

    @sab: Oh, I hope they’re okay!

  50. 50.

    Jackie

    August 8, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Old School:

    @Quinerly: I can’t imagine there’s anything Lindsey Graham could be blackmailed about.

    Does Lindsey have a cat? I know he’s childless… 🤔

  51. 51.

    John Cole

    August 8, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    @sab: Do they need a place to stay or someone to pick them up- that’s only 2 hours from me.

  52. 52.

    Jackie

    August 8, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    @sab: YIKES! Hopefully they are safe as possible under the circumstances and will be rescued SOON!🤞🏻

  53. 53.

    kalakal

    August 8, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    He reminds me most of Steerpike in Gormenghast. Not physically but in character

    if ever he had harboured a conscience in his tough narrow breast he had by now dug out and flung away the awkward thing — flung it so far away that were he ever to need it again he could never find it.

  54. 54.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    @John Cole: We are a half a mile up the hill from them in our new house. If the water goes down a bit they could walk up here.

    She does insurance adjustments for a living, so she knows a lot about what to do and what not to do with cars in floods, because she hears stories all day.

    She managed to pull into a parking lot, so that got her an additional foot of elevation

    ETA At least the rain has stopped.

  55. 55.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    If you find yourself in a situation where you are driving in floodwaters, you are supposed to drive as slowly as possible, because the wake from faster driving will flood your engine and also the cars around you.

    Many idiots think that they can outrace the flood waters. That doesn’t work. It just creates a surge of water.

  56. 56.

    wjca

    August 8, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @Geminid:  I think Trump is blackmailing Republican leaders with the threat of turning his voters against their candidates.

    I’ll defer to the lawyers here, but I think that’s extortion, rather than blackmail.  :-)

    The good news is, nobody else has a handle on his cult members.  And there’s no sign at all of a potential successor.  Which means his real influence dies with him.  They may still be reflexively worried, but that’s just cowardice and bad nerves.

  57. 57.

    Trivia Man

    August 8, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @John Cole: i want you as my neighbor

    If I can do a solid for you, I’ll do my best. You are a good man.

  58. 58.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @John Cole:

    @Trivia Man:  He is, and I forgot to thank him for his kind offer.

  59. 59.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    They are still stuck in the parking lot. The water is receding, but slowly. Cars on the street still have water over their hoods.

  60. 60.

    Scout211

    August 8, 2024 at 11:07 pm

    @sab: That sounds awful. Will there be anyone to rescue them? Have they called for help?

    I checked your news and they are expecting the flooding at least until 1:15 am

    The US National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a flash flood warning for parts of central Summit County in northeastern Ohio through at least 01:15 EDT Aug. 9. Areas under the flash flood warning include Akron, Cuyahoga Falls, and Stow. Officials could update or amend the warning for the impact areas or surrounding regions in the coming hours.

    Sustained heavy rainfall could trigger flooding in low-lying communities near rivers, streams, and creeks. Urban flooding is also possible in developed areas with easily overwhelmed stormwater drainage systems. Sites located downstream from large reservoirs or rivers may be subject to flash flooding after relatively short periods of intense rainfall. Landslides are possible in hilly or mountainous areas, especially where the soil has become saturated by heavy rainfall.

  61. 61.

    Jackie

    August 8, 2024 at 11:31 pm

    Did anyone watch Lawrence O’Donnell tonight? He RIPPED INTO ALL NETWORKS  – including NBC/MSNBC for refusing to fact check TCFG in real time. He was LIVID! And then scathingly fact-checked TCFG’s press conference. He was PISSED. Slammed down a stack of papers so hard, his desk shook.

  62. 62.

    sab

    August 8, 2024 at 11:46 pm

    @Scout211: She called us a while ago and they are fine. We then saw on the 11 o’clock news that the police were out rescuing people. Since her car is not flooded, just stranded, she’ll probably be there for several more hours. But the two are safe,which is what we were worried about.

  63. 63.

    Manyakitty

    August 9, 2024 at 1:00 am

    @sab: scary! We’re at the top of Smith Rd. hill and it rained like crazy up here. Not surprised about the flooding at all. Glad they’re okay 🙂

  64. 64.

    columbusqueen

    August 9, 2024 at 1:12 am

    @eclare: Hey, do not lump in all Buckeyes with that psychotic piece of trash!

  65. 65.

    columbusqueen

    August 9, 2024 at 1:17 am

    @sab: Thank God they’re OK.

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