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You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / Thursday Night Open Thread- DNC Day Four

Thursday Night Open Thread- DNC Day Four

by John Cole|  August 22, 20248:05 pm| 506 Comments

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First the link I am watching:

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The DNC is going so well and so wildly exceeding my expectations to the point that I am literally shocked at what I am seeing. It’s just balls to the walls, perfectly executed, and they aren’t avoiding uncomfortable shit and featured the Israeli hostages in prime time, and the whole convention has been absolutely fucking FEARLESS declaration of what we stand for and what this country really means and it’s amazing.

As I was driving to the gym this morning, I called my dad to see if he needed anything from the grocery store since I am going to the big city and there is a Kroger right by the gym. What normally is a thirty second phone call- “nope I’m good thanks for checking bye”- turned into a ten minute conversation because my dad, an 83 year old ohio farm raised before spending 60 years in west by god virginia could not and WOULD NOT shut up about how amazing the Hakeem Jeffries speech was. “It was so cool and the cadence was amazing and he was just brilliant and funny and smart I can see him as President one day.” Mind you, this is a man who was a Republican his whole life and voted that way until 2016.

Things are changing, aren’t they?

I’m gonna just shut up and let you all watch. I had a great day today, really solid workout at the gym, am feeling pretty good, and am super excited to see who the surprise guest is.

Oh yeah: this is one of the best jokes I have seen in a long, long time. Norm MacDonald and Jim Downey would love this joke because there is just no fat on it. Take away one word and it doesn’t work, and add any and it will not make it better. Just a few words and it’s a multiple layered diss with two double entendres.

Trump buried his wife at a golf course so he could keep cheating on her

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) August 21, 2024

Fucking brilliant.

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506Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:07 pm

    And they re-did the whole thing in a month.

  2. 2.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:09 pm

    It has been really fantastic. Fun, forceful, informative. Proud to be a Dem!

  3. 3.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:11 pm

    I still miss Norm. One of the few comedians out there that could make other comedians belly laugh.

  4. 4.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:11 pm

    15/10 no notes

  5. 5.

    me

    August 22, 2024 at 8:12 pm

    So Donnie’s going to have a “special guest” in Phoenix. Looks like the brain worm union is happening. https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3l2dtclwgfe2h

  6. 6.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:14 pm

    Tristan Snell keeps saying Trump like Chump, and I can’t un-hear it.

  7. 7.

    henqiguai

    August 22, 2024 at 8:15 pm

    C-SPAN.org if you don’t have cable – https://www.c-span.org/democratic-national-convention-2024/

  8. 8.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:16 pm

    I’m late to the party.  What did I miss?  Is Taylor really going to show?

  9. 9.

    DK

    August 22, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    TMZ says Beyonce

  10. 10.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    Dems bringing guns to a knife fight

  11. 11.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    I wish this was a real clap back from Tim Walz to Ann Coulter, but alas it’s not. Still gonna laugh though.

  12. 12.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    @SpaceUnit: The DJ did play one of her songs, so…could be an Easter egg, or could’ve just been for fun.

  13. 13.

    Another Scott

    August 22, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Apparently TMZ is saying it’s Beyonce’.

    [eta:] While we wait – Crazy Together (3:48)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  14. 14.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:19 pm

    @Leto: I shared it on fb with a note saying I didn’t fact check it and didn’t care because it’s funny either way.

  15. 15.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 8:20 pm

    @Baud:

    That’s really amazing, isn’t it? (Cue all the conspiracy theories about how it’s all part of the Master Plan since about February 2021….)

  16. 16.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:20 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    @Another Scott:

     

    I’m hoping it will be Taylor AND Beyonce!  That would be lit.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:20 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch:

    Dems bring guns to a knife fight despite claiming to support gun regs—NYT

  18. 18.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    @DK: TMZ says Beyonce

    Best news source EVAH!

    I want to believe, I want to believe.

  19. 19.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Yes, Taylor is going to play tonight.

    James Taylor…

  20. 20.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Battling dementia and Parkinson’s, Biden plans and executes greatest political jujitsu in US history—NYT

  21. 21.

    hueyplong

    August 22, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    Stone Cold Jane Austen might be the best nym ever.

  22. 22.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:22 pm

    @Manyakitty: haha, right on :)

  23. 23.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:22 pm

    Deb Haaland!! I love her.

  24. 24.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 8:22 pm

    Beyoncé Performing at DNC’s Final Night!!!

    Beyoncé is in Chicago, and getting ready to pop out for Kamala Harris on the final night of the Democratic National Convention … TMZ has learned.

    Multiple sources in the know tell us Queen Bey will be the big surprise performer as VP Harris officially accepts the Democratic party’s nomination to run for president.

    As you’d expect, Beyoncé’s appearance is a huge deal, not only for Harris and the Party but in Chicago as well. We’re told Chicago PD is on high alert as it’s involved in security for Beyoncé at the United Center arena.

  25. 25.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Maybe when Pink comes out on stage, she’ll say she’s feeling lonely up there, and then the two of them will join her :D

  26. 26.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @Leto:

    I thought they bumped him for good.  Okay whatever.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    And Dolly!!

    I mean, why the hell not? Long as we’re dreaming.

  28. 28.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @hueyplong: That’s really good.

  29. 29.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:24 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    That would be crazy.  Got my fingers crossed.

  30. 30.

    hueyplong

    August 22, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    The way to meet expectations is for Harris to come out to Freedom and as that happens it is revealed that the song is not a recording but is being performed live.

  31. 31.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:26 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    If Dolly showed up it would game over!

  32. 32.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 8:27 pm

    Fro Jr and I just got back into town, and we turned on the DNC just a bit ago.

    True stories:

    1) when Al Sharpton was speaking, Fro Jr goes, “who’s this guy?  He’s pretty good!”

    2) Jr also had not heard about the trump University case/settlement(!)…I have failed utterly as a dad

    3) Neither Fro Jr nor Mrs. Fro knew that trump had actually taken out ads in the NYT trying to get the “Central Park 5” executed

    am I the only one paying attention here?  Sheesh

  33. 33.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch:TMZ has learned.

    Yeah…. not holding my breath.

  34. 34.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Imagine how people who are not related to you are.

  35. 35.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @Baud: let’s not forget he did it while ALSO battling the greatest recession in American history!

    (oh AND the greatest crime wave, too)

  36. 36.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:29 pm

    @tam1MI: Yeah, TMZ is one of those sites where it feels like when they get something right, it’s simply a coincidence.

  37. 37.

    Starfish

    August 22, 2024 at 8:29 pm

    Who is this man with the mullet?

    The man from West Virginia has a mullet. 😂

  38. 38.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:29 pm

    @SpaceUnit: They probably did, I just l like the joke :P

  39. 39.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:30 pm

    This is a great video and speech by John Russell, content creator on clean energy, from West Virginia.

  40. 40.

    Danielx

    August 22, 2024 at 8:30 pm

    Whoever it is, ketchup on walls on the menu wherever Trump is this evening.

  41. 41.

    Served

    August 22, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    @KatKapCC: TMZ is right about these things a lot. Usually from police sources.

  42. 42.

    Eric S.

    August 22, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: It’s the Chicago Way.

  43. 43.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    @Jeffro: There’s only 1 thing you can do to reclaim your honor, Jeffro-san…

  44. 44.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    @Starfish:

    I loved his video and speech. I’m now a fan. Googling him.

    Rep. Max Frost up!!!!

  45. 45.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    Like that Maxwell Frost is reclaiming “Florida Man” :D

  46. 46.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    @Leto:

    I’ve got nothing against JT.  Don’t know if he’d bring the energy tho.

  47. 47.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    @Jeffro: good heavens! Not even Mrs. Fro??

  48. 48.

    Danielx

    August 22, 2024 at 8:32 pm

    @Leto:

    We’ll miss him.

  49. 49.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    Rep Frost is on fire!!!!

  50. 50.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    Maxwell Frost is a movie spy name.

     

    I’m Frost.  Maxwell Frost.

  51. 51.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    Frost is good at this speechifying thing.

  52. 52.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    Frost is on fire!

  53. 53.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 8:34 pm

    @Baud: it’s like our American super-strength and also our kryptonite: we can’t seem to learn, or remember, a damn thing

    The Sharpton thing was really revealing.  If you weren’t alive in the 80s and 90s, Al is a gifted tv host and a REALLY talented public speaker.

    I told Jr not to mention it to my RWNJ dad, lest RWNJ dad stroke out on the spot!

  54. 54.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:35 pm

    @Manyakitty: Not even Mrs Fro!

  55. 55.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:35 pm

    @Jeffro: I can’t even hear him without picturing that track suit and hairdo. 😬

  56. 56.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    @Quinerly: ​ 

    Max showed up in 2020, helluva young talent.

  57. 57.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    @Leto: um I think I’ll just donate an extra $50 to Harris/Walz this month, thanks!  LOL

     

    @Manyakitty: she knew about the trump U settlement, at least  =)

  58. 58.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    @Leto: Haha.

  59. 59.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    Steph Curry! Nice.

  60. 60.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    I’m probably the 50th person to say this but I just saw TMZ says Beyoncé is playing dnc tonight. Then again, I don’t trust tmz.

  61. 61.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 8:36 pm

    @Manyakitty: right??

    Gen Z must be like, “oldsters are holding on to a LOT”, LOL

  62. 62.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:37 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Been seeing Frost quite a bit on MSNBC. He’s always great.

  63. 63.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:37 pm

    @Leto: 🤣

  64. 64.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 8:38 pm

    @Jeffro: 😀

    Tuskegee Airmen! ✊

  65. 65.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 8:39 pm

    @Jeffro: lolol

     

    @Jeffro: I guess that’s something. Take the small wins 😁

  66. 66.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:40 pm

    Allred!

  67. 67.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:41 pm

    Colin Allred has some serious eyebrows.

  68. 68.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:41 pm

    I’m really loving all the speeches tonight. So much talent.

    Proud to be a Democrat!!!

  69. 69.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 8:42 pm

    @Quinerly: ​

    The WV guy said what I’ve been wanting to see for a long time — a redefinition of populism.

  70. 70.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 8:42 pm

    Taylor Swift’s plane landed in Chicago a couple of hours ago, and Beyoncé’s landed an hour ago.

  71. 71.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:43 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    You lie!

  72. 72.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: which one is the decoy?

  73. 73.

    JoyceH

    August 22, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @Jeffro: I used to think of Al Sharpton as a disreputable rabble rouser but over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that sometimes the rabble needs to be roused.

  74. 74.

    JoyceH

    August 22, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @Jeffro: I used to think of Al Sharpton as a disreputable rabble rouser but over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that sometimes the rabble needs to be roused.

  75. 75.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: where did you see the info on Taylor?

  76. 76.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:45 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    He looks like 75% of the men I see everyday now that I live in New Mexico. A guy who could be his brother loaded 20 bags of mulch for me today at Lowe’s. I just love these men out here……

  77. 77.

    Starfish

    August 22, 2024 at 8:45 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: They saw it on TMZ.

  78. 78.

    No One of Consequence

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    It’s Baud, isn’t it, the special guest.

    You can tell me now, that way I can save some of my evening.

    -NOoC

  79. 79.

    Ken

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    @Baud: What if the rumors get all the Swifties expecting her tonight, and she’s not there? They could turn on the Democrats. The map would look worse than Reagan-Mondale.

  80. 80.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    The ordinary people testimonials are powerful.

  81. 81.

    Steve in the ATL

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    my dad, an 83 year old ohio farm raised before spending 60 years in west by god virginia

    JGC, this profile suggests that your father has no idea what Kroger is. I assume you actually said “the Kroger’s”?

  82. 82.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    @BR: I want to see some more of his videos. Very impressive.

  83. 83.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm

    @JoyceH:

    sometimes the rabble needs to be roused

    Hey, that’s a good line.

  84. 84.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:47 pm

    @Ken:

    Damn, Putin is good at this.

  85. 85.

    A Ghost to Most

    August 22, 2024 at 8:47 pm

    When we fight, we win. No more Mr. Nice Party.

  86. 86.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 8:48 pm

    We’re running on schedule tonight. Perhaps running a little early.

    Here’s the speaking list for the 9PM Eastern/ 8 PM Central hour/ 6 PM Pacific

    National Anthem: The Chicks
    Host Introduction: Kerry Washington
    Joint Remarks: Meena Harris, Ella Emhoff, Helena Hudlin
    Remarks: D.L. Hughley
    Remarks: Genesee County, Mich. Sheriff Chris Swanson
    A Conversation on Gun Violence: Georgia Rep. Lucy McBath, joined by Abbey Clements of Newton, Connecticut, Kim Rubio of Uvalde, Texas, Melody McFadden of Charleston, South Carolina, and Edgar Vilchez of Chicago, Illinois
    Remarks: Former U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords
    Performance: P!NK
    Remarks: Arizona Senator Mark Kelly
    Remarks: Former Secretary of Defense Leon E. Panetta
    Remarks: Arizona Rep. Ruben Gallego
    Remarks: Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

    Followed by the 10PM Eastern/ 9 PM Central hour/ 7 PM Pacific

    Remarks: Eva Longoria, American actress and film producer
    Remarks: Former Illinois Rep. Adam Kinzinger
    Remarks: Maya Harris
    Remarks: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper
    Remarks: Vice President Kamala Harris

  87. 87.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 8:49 pm

    Drum line! Wow!!!!!!

  88. 88.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 8:49 pm

    @Baud: ​

    @twbrandt: ​

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: ​
     

    It’s all rumors, I can’t confirm anything, but it is exciting to think about. Beyoncé was in Detroit last night and Swift was in KC, sooooo…

  89. 89.

    raven

    August 22, 2024 at 8:51 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: The Chiefs are playing the Bears right now.

  90. 90.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 8:51 pm

    Thar drum line is rocking the house!

  91. 91.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 8:51 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch:

    Wasn’t Elissa Slotkin supposed to speak tonight?

  92. 92.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:51 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    She did.

  93. 93.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    I should have learned to pay them drums.

  94. 94.

    The Audacity of Krope

    August 22, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    I’m about 5 minutes behind. The woman with the miscarriage is making me cry.

  95. 95.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): that was in the last hour

  96. 96.

    stacib

    August 22, 2024 at 8:53 pm

    @hueyplong: If it’s Beyonce, I think that’s exactly how it will happen.

  97. 97.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 8:54 pm

    @raven:

    That makes sense why her plane is in Chicago

  98. 98.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 8:54 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch:

    Gotcha

  99. 99.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:54 pm

    Beyoncé!

  100. 100.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    @Baud:

    Thanks

  101. 101.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    Okay, so…DJ has played Taylor and Bey now. Either hinting or massively teasing us.

  102. 102.

    PAM Dirac

    August 22, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    That makes sense why her plane is in Chicago

    Except the football game is in KC.

  103. 103.

    Nina

    August 22, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    DJ played Taylor, Bey and Bruuce…

  104. 104.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    @KatKapCC: and possibly mellencamp?

     

    I grew up in a small town and always thought this song is false advertising

  105. 105.

    Starfish

    August 22, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    @Nina: He is aware of all internet rumors.

  106. 106.

    FelonyGovt

    August 22, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    Bruce! ❤️

  107. 107.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    Stop teasing us! Who is it?

  108. 108.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    Oh no Born in the USA….

    I like Springsteen but that’s not a patriotic song lol

  109. 109.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    DJ asked to kill time.

    Maybe they were ahead of schedule.

  110. 110.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:00 pm

    when my kids played that song I told them, 12 times he’s allowed to say “small town” then you have to turn it off

    never heard much of that song, I hate it lol

  111. 111.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud: setting the up stage stuff?

  112. 112.

    FelonyGovt

    August 22, 2024 at 9:00 pm

    Somehow I don’t think the DNC is going to get cease and desist letters on behalf of any of these artists they’re playing

  113. 113.

    The Audacity of Krope

    August 22, 2024 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud: DJ asked to kill time.

    Maybe they were ahead of schedule.

    Or a scheduled speaker was behind schedule…

  114. 114.

    narya

    August 22, 2024 at 9:00 pm

    It is making me insane that they’re using this song. I can think of 5 better songs. Like “American Land.”

  115. 115.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): We used to laugh that Republicans had never actually listened to the lyrics. I guess that’s true about Democrats now too.

  116. 116.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 22, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    @PAM Dirac:

    Hmm. Then I don’t know what’s going on 🙃

  117. 117.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    born in the USA — you know, if fucking Reagan can play that like a patriotic song, we can take it back

  118. 118.

    Ksmiami

    August 22, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    @narya: no sleep till Brooklyn!

  119. 119.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    @Princess:

    No one does. It’s universal.

  120. 120.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): no one listens to the lyrics and who can blame them? They don’t match the rah rah awesome USA music. Bruce knew what he was doing

  121. 121.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    The Chicks up.

  122. 122.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Does no one listen to lyrics? :)  If you’re going to play Bruce (and of course one should), there are other songs one could use…

    Even so, I am enjoying this convention.  I was hoping for a bigger drumline though.  I have a serious weakness for full-on marching bands.

  123. 123.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s not a feel good patriotic song, but it describes a world we are trying to recover from.

  124. 124.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:04 pm

    Delay may have been to coordinate with TV. Only reason to do the national anthem now.

  125. 125.

    Hoppie

    August 22, 2024 at 9:04 pm

    @Baud: Chef’s kiss.

  126. 126.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:04 pm

    Damn they sing nice

  127. 127.

    chbnna

    August 22, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    Has anyone seen this video of this woman taking down Ann Coulter? I’ve watched this too many times, hope the link works.   https://www.tiktok.com/@bookersquared/video/7406055820741463327?_t=8p5vBuvDzmZ&_r=1

  128. 128.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    @Baud: I look forward to hearing them when they finally grow up.

  129. 129.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    @Leto:

    The Hens

  130. 130.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    The Chicks singing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER and everyone singing along… lump in throat time…

  131. 131.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    Beautiful anthem!

  132. 132.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    I’m happy now. I didn’t miss THE CHICKS! Awesome.

  133. 133.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: watch out Omnes, comment #127 is gonna trip you up!

  134. 134.

    raven

    August 22, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: got in a little hometown jam. . .

  135. 135.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:07 pm

    @narya: It’s a good song for filtering out bad singers.

    No, that definitely does not include The Chicks.

  136. 136.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:07 pm

    The Star Spangled Banner sung well always brings tears to my eyes.  Call me a cheeseball, but there it is.  Years ago, I heard BoyzIIMen sing the anthem a capella, and it was amazing.  I was not the only one with tears by the end.

  137. 137.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:07 pm

    @bluefoot: I have a serious weakness for full-on marching bands.

    Me too.  I’m the big cornball who loves halftime shows and parades!

    Tony Goldwyn runs out to give Kerry her cellphone!  Awesome touch!

  138. 138.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:08 pm

    @raven: You might have some idea…

  139. 139.

    TheronWare

    August 22, 2024 at 9:08 pm

    The Chicks did some sweet harmonizing.

  140. 140.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:08 pm

    Dastardly plan to crash all of social media.

  141. 141.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    Genius!

  142. 142.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    @chbnna:

    Sadly, w/o an account, it does not open.

  143. 143.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    @bluefoot: Boyz II Men had some of the best a cappella singing ever. Just gorgeous harmony.

  144. 144.

    Ohio Mom

    August 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    Hearing the crowd yell “USA! USA!” is a definite punch myself moment. Yea for us for claiming that from the Republicans.

  145. 145.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    @chbnna: Oh WOW! That was magnificent!  Thank You !

  146. 146.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    OMG these girls!!! The cutest little things.

  147. 147.

    Ken

    August 22, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    @SatanicPanic: Damn they sing nice

    So glad we got them in the national divorce.

  148. 148.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    Okay, that was cute.

  149. 149.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    This is too cute

  150. 150.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    Oh man, they’re too damn cute!

  151. 151.

    FelonyGovt

    August 22, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    OMG these little girls are darling ❤️❤️❤️

  152. 152.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    She has her own Obama girls!

  153. 153.

    Chet Murthy

    August 22, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:I’m guessing you tried it on a phone?  I tried it in Chrome on a Chromebook, and it worked fine?  No Tiktok account.

  154. 154.

    MomSense

    August 22, 2024 at 9:12 pm

    Those girls are so cute!!!

  155. 155.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:12 pm

    Loved the “comma-la” pronunciation tutorial!

  156. 156.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:12 pm

    I love Ella Emhoff’s style.

  157. 157.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: here’s a twitter link. (H/t Omnes from two threads ago)

  158. 158.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    Judging by my own family dysfunction, I should have been a Republican.

  159. 159.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    Loved Kerry Washington

  160. 160.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    @Chet Murthy:

    Yes, phone. Will try on the Mac tomorrow. I’ve closed everything down for the night.

  161. 161.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:13 pm

    @KatKapCC: When I saw BoyzIIMen, there was a man in the audience with a military hat.  I couldn’t read his unit or which theater on his hat (he had of course taken it off for the anthem), but he was obviously a veteran.  He was openly crying.

  162. 162.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:14 pm

    @Ken: we’re getting all the good people

  163. 163.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 9:14 pm

    Ella has so much nerd charisma

  164. 164.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    Some good lines here.

  165. 165.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    @Ohio Mom: Yes! Taking back the term “Freedom” is also a brilliant move. It’s about damn time.

  166. 166.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    Ohhhhhhh man, DL is not pulling his punches!!

  167. 167.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: I love the nerd charm.

  168. 168.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    I’m liking these jokes :)

  169. 169.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    D.L. Hughley firing off the zingers!

    “Donald Trump will find out in November what it’s like to be left for a younger woman!”

  170. 170.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: shallow me time: I thought her hair was amazing.

    Also Avalune loved her dress. That cable knit style? She dug it.

  171. 171.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    @KatKapCC: Yes, I love what he’s doing.

  172. 172.

    Suzanne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:17 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: Ella looks like a more stylish version of young Suzanne. Brown curly hair girls with glasses who study art, UNITE!

  173. 173.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:17 pm

    Calling out the cop BS. I like it.

  174. 174.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 9:18 pm

    Three Year Letterman hits it out of the park.

    My inside sources at the DMV have confirmed that BEYONCÉ will be performing tonight before Kamala Harvest’s acceptance speech

    Here’s why I object to that:

    1. Beyoncé has not had a hit song in over a decade since Call Me, Maybe

    2. No one knew who she was until she married Master P

    3. She will never be as good of a musician as Kris Kross or Ashlee Simpson

    4. She will never be as good of a role model as Demi Lovato

    5. Her followers are almost as unhinged as Tyler Swift’s

    Very, very sad choice

  175. 175.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:18 pm

    D.L. Hughley is doing a good job.  The apology was well done.

  176. 176.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yes.

  177. 177.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:19 pm

    @Leto:

    Oh, man, whyever did I quit smoking? That was … well, I don’t like to get too graphic, but Jeez O Pete that was, how can I put this? Cleansing.

    Many thanks to you and Omnes.

  178. 178.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 9:19 pm

    @Princess: I think the Democrats are playing them with full knowledge of the lyrics. Can’t fix a problem without admitting it exists.

  179. 179.

    The Audacity of Krope

    August 22, 2024 at 9:19 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I’m not the biggest Beyonce fan, but that just isn’t fair or accurate…

  180. 180.

    Chet Murthy

    August 22, 2024 at 9:20 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    has not had a hit song in over a decade since Call Me, Maybe

    El Oh El.  And I actually love that song!

  181. 181.

    prostratedragon

    August 22, 2024 at 9:21 pm

    “Hold On, I’m Coming”😉

  182. 182.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:21 pm

    This cop is kind of scaring me, in a good way, I guess.

  183. 183.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    He could play a cop on TV.

  184. 184.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    @Suzanne: Nerdy girls are unconventionally beautiful and magnetic

  185. 185.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    https://bsky.app/profile/dly.bsky.social/post/3l2dvtwocbj2f

    wanna feel old? those Sea-Monkeys you flushed down the toilet are now JD Vance

    lolol

    the snark for JD never gets old

  186. 186.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    The Genesee County Sheriff is little shouty, but I like his message.

  187. 187.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @Chet Murthy: ​ 

    No one knew who she was until she married Master P

    I’m howling

  188. 188.

    TheronWare

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    D.L. Hughley as guest speaker – most excellent.

  189. 189.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @M31: snort!

  190. 190.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    That’s hilarious.  Tyler Swift!? 🤣

  191. 191.

    frosty

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @twbrandt: Frost is on fire!

    Great!

  192. 192.

    RaflW

    August 22, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @SpaceUnit: Dolly and Beyoncé doing a duet (like on Beyoncé’s new album, though Jolene wouldn’t be the song to pick) would be sooo huge. But much as I love Dolly, I don’t imagine she’d break her political silence. (Props to her on Covid/Vax tho).

  193. 193.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Baud: Isnt he on Adam 12?

  194. 194.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Leto: Love it!

  195. 195.

    MomSense

    August 22, 2024 at 9:25 pm

    @Suzanne:

    And she is a knitter!!!

  196. 196.

    SpaceUnit

    August 22, 2024 at 9:25 pm

    @RaflW:

    You’re probably right, but a boy can dream.

  197. 197.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:26 pm

    This segment is hard to listen to.  But it must be listened to.

  198. 198.

    sdhays

    August 22, 2024 at 9:26 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Hahaha!

  199. 199.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:27 pm

    Jesus.  This is painful.

  200. 200.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    They finally have tonight’s schedule up.

    Gabby Giffords is next and then P!nk.

  201. 201.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Jesus.  This is painful.

    Painful, but necessary.

  202. 202.

    Kayla Rudbek

    August 22, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    @MomSense:

     

    @Leto:

    and my local yarn store owner was featured in an ad at the convention: https://www.alxnow.com/2024/08/22/old-town-business-featured-at-democratic-national-convention/

    If she wins then I will shop at the same yarn store as the President

  203. 203.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    Crying.

  204. 204.

    Steve in the ATL

    August 22, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: @tam1MI: I have a sketchy internet connection at the moment.  What’s going on?

  205. 205.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Goddamnit. I’m squirming at this. It’s fucking horrible. This is a perfect counterpoint to the overall joy. We need this reminder.

  206. 206.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Hard but (very unfortunately) true.

  207. 207.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    @Scout211: yup, tracking with David’s posted schedule at comment #86

  208. 208.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Relatives of victims of school shootings and other such tragedies.

  209. 209.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Gun violence survivors.

  210. 210.

    WaterGirl

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I am running behind.  What are you guys watching right now that you are referring to

    edit: I see Steve in the WTF has already asked this question.

  211. 211.

    Suzanne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    Oh fuck. Gabby.

    All the tears.

  212. 212.

    Steve in the ATL

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @dmsilev: oh shit.  Guess I should be glad delta WiFi sucks tonight.

  213. 213.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Scout211: It’s been up the whole time.

    Oh man, now Gabby will have me crying again.

  214. 214.

    prostratedragon

    August 22, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    The joke up top — simply magnificent!

  215. 215.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    Gabby and Mark!

  216. 216.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:34 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: So much unnecessary death.  I once met one of the survivors of the Oak Creek mass shooting.  Just hearing the little he said about that day was harrowing.

    But it’s good to drive the stakes of the election home.  To have people feel the human cost of the alternative in a visceral way.  Maybe it will sway some of the undecideds out there.

  217. 217.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:34 pm

    Luke Skywalker!

    @Kayla Rudbek: Awesome! I sent that over to Avalune.

  218. 218.

    Jackie

    August 22, 2024 at 9:34 pm

    @tam1MI: Any republicans watching are getting re-educated and reminded of what they refuse to acknowledge… J6, school shootings, and more. Maybe a few will vote for Harris.

  219. 219.

    Suzanne

    August 22, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    I will just note that, in an alternate universe, this could have been Gabby’s convention. And I will always be heartbroken for that.

  220. 220.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    Via reddit, funny.

  221. 221.

    piratedan

    August 22, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    @Suzanne: you know it, it’s personal here in AZ, at least for anyone who’s not totally fucking irredeemable.

  222. 222.

    frosty

    August 22, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yes, I went back through the links and watched it. Whew! Very, how did you say? cleansing.

    She put her words together very well!

  223. 223.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    IBEW delegates are wearing glow in the dark shirts.

  224. 224.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    And just think, Gabby Giffords is exactly the kind of person that Tubby will not want to associate with.

  225. 225.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:38 pm

    @Baud: that’s good

  226. 226.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Presumably the power wiring for that is all up to code.

  227. 227.

    piratedan

    August 22, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @Suzanne: at a minimum, she could have been a Senator or Governor of the state.  She was thoughtful, pragmatic and wanted to solve problems.  When Nancy Pelosi whipped her vote for the ACA, who knew that this would be the path/

  228. 228.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    They’re electrical workers. Pretty sure their shirts are connected to a power source.

  229. 229.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: dressed for the convention, but absolutely ready for the after party

  230. 230.

    Jackie

    August 22, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    This just posted on RawStory, too bad it’s too late to add to tonight’s convention:

    A drug dealer commuted by former President Donald Trump has been arrested again — this time on suspicion of domestic violence.

    According to the Associated Press, Jonathan Braun, who was released by Trump after having served just 2.5 years of a 10-year prison sentence for smuggling and selling $1.72 billion in cannabis between 2007 and 2010, was arrested on Tuesday “on allegations he attacked his wife and her 75-year-old father.”

    Way more at the link: https://www.rawstory.com/jonathan-braun/

  231. 231.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    I’m a little pissed we have to be this great to have a fighting chance.

  232. 232.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 22, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    Pink sounds great but this is a questionable song choice

  233. 233.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    Mark Kelly’s got some ears. But somehow they look kinda cute on him :D

  234. 234.

    Chet Murthy

    August 22, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    @Baud: Yes, it makes one despair from time-to-time.

  235. 235.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was crying.

  236. 236.

    Andrew Abshier

    August 22, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    @KatKapCC: It’s his LBJ showing!

  237. 237.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:43 pm

    @Andrew Abshier: Considering LBJ’s propensity for talking about his nuts, not sure I want anyone’s LBJ showing.

  238. 238.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    @Baud: Structural biases in our political system SUCKS.  And I won’t even get into the SCOTUS and the rest of the courts.  I won’t breathe easily until Inauguration Day if we win.

  239. 239.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    Mark Kelly is kinda boring

    Edit- seriously who put him on schedule for tonight?

  240. 240.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    @Baud:

    The high vis safety gear has become a marker of the working class.

  241. 241.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: I lived in Newtown when I was in middle school. My mom is a retired elementary school teacher.  My niece is studying to become one.  I had thoughts during all that.

  242. 242.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    I’m glad he created that whole Deez Nuts meme.

  243. 243.

    JoyceH

    August 22, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    Okay, if we’ve retaken the flag, Disney, beer, chanting USA and freedom dare I hope that we can reclaim the color red?

  244. 244.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    P!nk’s daughter has an amazing voice. Almost as beautiful as her mom’s.

  245. 245.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    there is nothing terrible about Kelly or Shapiro, but hearing them talk really makes me glad she picked Walz

  246. 246.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    @JoyceH: why not? We’re commies

  247. 247.

    piratedan

    August 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    @SatanicPanic: we need some boring because you can’t just stay elevated for three plus hours, gotta have some transition segments.  Especially after all of the performance and gun violence segments.

  248. 248.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    @M31: Yeah, I suspect it was an easy choice all along.

  249. 249.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    @M31: Yeah, I have to agree

  250. 250.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    Beyonce walks in, a capella. Taylor Swift brings in harmony. After a verse, a quiet guitar joins in and Dolly Parton arrives. As the live band brings it to a peak, Simone Biles flips across the stage. A lone eagle soars across the audience, screeching.
    — Fayelle Ewuakye🍁❄️🍂🎉⭐️ (@FayelleEwuakye) August 22, 2024

    The eagle places a crown on Kamala’s head. Screeches, lands on her shoulder.

    Game over. No need for an election.
    — Fayelle Ewuakye🍁❄️🍂🎉⭐️ (@FayelleEwuakye) August 23, 2024

  251. 251.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    “Sucking up to dictators”

    I am a 13-year-old boy right now

  252. 252.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    @JoyceH: I want to retake the Gadsden flag. “Don’t Tread On Me” = “Mind Your Own Goddamned Business.”

  253. 253.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    This is an Oscars broadcast on steroids

  254. 254.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    @KatKapCC: OMG *snort* 😂

  255. 255.

    West of the Rockies

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    Kelly has a great bio, but he’s no Tim Walz.

  256. 256.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:47 pm

    Tonight is for all the normies.

  257. 257.

    Manyakitty

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @KatKapCC: OMG this is a masterpiece 😄

  258. 258.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @SatanicPanic: yeah, gotta admit; this is the hit the fridge and bathroom segment. Get up, stretch out some.

  259. 259.

    Ramona

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @JoyceH: l dream of that, retaking the color red AND keeping blue and with the death of the current GOP go back to being the Democratic-Republican party…

  260. 260.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @KatKapCC: ​
      OMG, I love it.

  261. 261.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    Mitt’s got jokes:

    Contrary to fake news posts, I am not the surprise guest at the DNC tonight. My guess is that it will be Beyoncé or Taylor Swift. So disappointing, I know!
    — Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) August 22, 2024

  262. 262.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @bluefoot: It’s not just the structural issues. It’s that some 80 million people will look at Harris and Trump and will choose Trump. It’s sickening.

  263. 263.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    there was a meme going around with a yellow flag with a silhouette of a really fat cat stepping on a snake and the legend “O LAWD HE STEPPIN”

  264. 264.

    Andrew Abshier

    August 22, 2024 at 9:51 pm

    @Nix Besser: The Navy Jack: same message, different field:https://www.flagline.com/flags/first-navy-jack-12×18-nylon-flag

  265. 265.

    Ken

    August 22, 2024 at 9:51 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: This is an Oscars broadcast on steroids

    When you take in half a billion dollars in a month, you’ve got to spend it on something.

  266. 266.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    @piratedan: you can be interesting but low key.

  267. 267.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    Is this the guy with the risotto recipe?

  268. 268.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    @KatKapCC: Coming from the Romneytronic 3000, that’s pretty good.

  269. 269.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:52 pm

    That was nice.

  270. 270.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I don’t get what he adds to this.

  271. 271.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    @Andrew Abshier: I think you forgot your intro with that.

  272. 272.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    @Princess: ​
      Yeah. Growing up as a person of color in an all white town in the Rust Belt, and acting as a professional woman in a technical field, you’d think I would not have been surprised at the amount racism, misogyny and close mindedness in so many people…but it took Trump being elected, COVID and the reaction to BLM for me to see the masks come off.
    What I really don’t understand is the nihilism of the Republican/MAGA mindset and stated goals. It only leads to decline and suffering and death.

  273. 273.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    @BR: It’s for national-defense heads.

  274. 274.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    gotta hit up all the normies no matter how militarized or cop-centric

  275. 275.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    @BR:

    It seems like they are doing a lot tonight for the middle.

  276. 276.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    Leon is 86.

  277. 277.

    Ohio Mom

    August 22, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @JoyceH: Yes, I miss wearing my red wool winter hat.

  278. 278.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @3Sice:

    Not bad looking for 86.

  279. 279.

    Mowgli

    August 22, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @SatanicPanic: agreed he’s not a great speaker tonight. Helps one understand one reason Walz may have been the pick.

  280. 280.

    Citizen Alan

    August 22, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @bluefoot:  The most depressing thing about getting a law degree was becoming aware of SCOTUS history since 1967 and realizing that if every bad break that went against us had gone the other way, we would probably have a 7-2 liberal majority today.

    And while not directly germane to the DNC, I would like to once again point out that Abe Fortas would have been Chief Justice instead of Burger and that fucker Rehnquist might not have even made it onto the court had the GOP not been able to demagogue Fortas into resigning over a matter of $20k in speaking fees.

  281. 281.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    Ruben has very nice hair.

  282. 282.

    PAM Dirac

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Is this the guy with the risotto recipe

    No, that was John Podesta, not Leon Panetta

  283. 283.

    narya

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @zhena gogolia: no that was Podesta

  284. 284.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    Damn.  That last tweet is a giant, not tiny-handed, punch in Dump’s fat, orange, fascist face.

  285. 285.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @PAM Dirac: Haha, I knew I was wrong.

  286. 286.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @Andrew Abshier: I like. Might have to fly that as an alternative.

  287. 287.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 9:56 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    I think a point was made that all folks who were being considered for  VP got a speaking slot. Show of unity. Roy Cooper on the schedule tonight, along with Big Gretch. Shapiro and Pritzker spoke this week too.

  288. 288.

    Jackie

    August 22, 2024 at 9:56 pm

    😂 TCFG is watching! He just called Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.”

    Trump lashed out in an angry Truth Social post Thursday as Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) addressed a DNC arena packed with thousands of Vice President Kamala Harris’ supporters.

    “Pocahontas is now speaking at the DNC,” Trump wrote. “She used her fake Indian heritage to scam the system….It worked until she got caught. 10024th Indian, remember?”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-elizabeth-warren/

  289. 289.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    @Jackie: ​
      Only the best people

  290. 290.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    @Jackie:

    Dude is probably has a stack of ketchup bottles to throw at the wall.

  291. 291.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    @Quinerly: right, but I would have slated him for a lower profile time

  292. 292.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @Jackie: New Xhitter account, who dis?

  293. 293.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Jackie: He’s been calling her that for years. One of the many many many reasons he’s one of the most horrible people alive.

  294. 294.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Leto: lol

  295. 295.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Quinerly: And Pete. It’s a nice consolation prize for what must be a grueling process,

  296. 296.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 9:59 pm

    @Jackie: Oh for G-d’s sake. When will he give that up.

  297. 297.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Jackie:

    He is probably pissed at the standing ovation Warren got. It was pretty incredible. Surprised her. She teared up. Real love for her from the crowd.

  298. 298.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    Grretch!

  299. 299.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    There’s our rep, Chrissy Houlahan! Glad we have all the vets on stage. We have a lot of vets, and that needs to be seen.

  300. 300.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    This veteran loved seeing all the politicians that served.

  301. 301.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @KatKapCC: Is this person trying to make the United Center explode?  The Bulls (Daaaaa Bulls!) and the Blackhawks still need somewhere to play after the DNC.

  302. 302.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    That’s my governor!  Big Gretch!  :D

  303. 303.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @KatKapCC: it’s so lame.

  304. 304.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Baud:

    He was the author of legislation establishing the Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary.

  305. 305.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    Wow, Whitmer is gorgeous.

  306. 306.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @Princess:

    Thanks for reminding me about Pete. The days are running together for me.

  307. 307.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    BIG GRETCH!

  308. 308.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @3Sice:

    More than I’ve ever done.

  309. 309.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    My gov!

  310. 310.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    You go “big Gretch”

  311. 311.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    Big Gretch is so good!

  312. 312.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    Big Gretch has some epic lipstick and showing some great sass.

  313. 313.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    GILF

  314. 314.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    @Leto: Me too! Where are you, generally? I’m northern Chester County.

  315. 315.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    ROFL. “His first word was probably chauffeur.”

  316. 316.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    Gov Gretch has got it going on

  317. 317.

    ssdd

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    Love Whitmer’s Star Trek uniform look!

  318. 318.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    Whitmer’s accent throws me off, but she’s a natural speaker otherwise.

  319. 319.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @Baud: 😂

  320. 320.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    Gretch is pretty! And a good speaker too.

  321. 321.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    I guess giving a lot of attention to AZ too. Swing state.

  322. 322.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @ssdd:

    Haha.

  323. 323.

    piratedan

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @SatanicPanic: I think that they’re telegraphing in a Harris/Walz administration, more gun control is in the works.  Why else give it a very prominent platform and it’s ludicrously popular across the land.

  324. 324.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @BR: What accent?

  325. 325.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm

    @cain: ​
    she’s got a great sass

  326. 326.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    “Do you ever see him at a grocery store?”

    ”I mean it’s a banana. How much could it cost?”

  327. 327.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @BR: Michigander here – she doesn’t have an accent :)

  328. 328.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    Kamala needs to change her Twitter bio to “Tough, tested, and a total bad-ass.”

  329. 329.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    She could have done a better finish lol

  330. 330.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    @BR:

    It seems more nasally tonight.

  331. 331.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    They’re doing pretty well on schedule today. Only about five minutes slow.

  332. 332.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    Good work Big Gretch!

  333. 333.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    @BR: She speaks like a normal Midwesterner.

  334. 334.

    Jackie

    August 22, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    @Quinerly: I can’t wait until Kamala’s speaking 🙄

    He might give us a few more votes! Even a few MAGAts are getting tired of TCFG’s same ‘ol, same ‘ol.

  335. 335.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:06 pm

    @twbrandt: ​

    Hah, with Whitmer, probably more than any well-known Dem, I can’t hear the words sometimes because her accent is so strong. Big country of ours.

  336. 336.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 10:06 pm

    Mom takes on maga in defense of Gus Walz.

  337. 337.

    chbnna

    August 22, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    I was at DNC last night and the atmosphere was amazing. The closest I’ve felt like that was Obama’s inauguration in ‘08. Everyone was excited, happy, hopeful! I loved it! I was super excited to see my favorite couple, Sen Mark Kelly and Gabby Gifford, I love them so much! Hope the photo link works. https://photos.app.goo.gl/Y2UVPAsrD4xda8k3A

  338. 338.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    @BR: Seriously? I mean, yes, she has an accent, but it’s hardly that thick.

  339. 339.

    dc

    August 22, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    ¡She se puede!

  340. 340.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    @chbnna: Cool!

  341. 341.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    @chbnna:

    👍

  342. 342.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    Ooh, Adam!

  343. 343.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    We’re getting close.

  344. 344.

    BarcaChicago

    August 22, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    I’m here at the DNC again – didn’t expect it! It’s so crowded that I’m watching from a lower level entrance with a bunch of other people. No seats – as you can imagine! A funny aside – Uma Thurman walked by. Oop – Adam Kinzinger is on!

  345. 345.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    @BarcaChicago:

    Enjoy!

  346. 346.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 22, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    @KatKapCC: Yeah I understood every word and I was not even born here.

  347. 347.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    yes!! adam speaks some truth

  348. 348.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    This is the time where I need to shut up for the greater good.

  349. 349.

    dm

    August 22, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @Jackie: at least the local (Massachusetts) Republicans had the wit to use “Fauxcahontas”.

  350. 350.

    WaterGirl

    August 22, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    I’m nearly caught up.  For me, Gretch is about to speak.

  351. 351.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    Loving Kinzinger’s speech. Hitting all the notes.

  352. 352.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @KatKapCC: ​

    I’m just calling it like I hear it.

  353. 353.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @Baud:

    What about putting on pants for the greater good?

  354. 354.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    Sorry, Adam.  Your party didn’t turn to shit recently.

  355. 355.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    Adam is doing good!

  356. 356.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: truth

  357. 357.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    lol did they love America when Nixon prolonged the Vietnam war? hmmmm

    I know it’s fiction for the Republican normies to see if we can peel off a few, but sheesh

  358. 358.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    Well, he’s no Zell Miller.

  359. 359.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    @BR: Well, no one else seems to have a problem understanding her, so…Q-tips? :D

  360. 360.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    If I thought it would help Kamala win, I’d do it.

  361. 361.

    Nix Besser

    August 22, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @Quinerly: The last vestige of a party that no longer exists. I may disagree with his entire ideology, but I can at least honestly debate him.

  362. 362.

    Ramona

    August 22, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Yup, GOP has been rotten for a while! And hardly ever patriotic!

  363. 363.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    Adam getting emotional

  364. 364.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 10:16 pm

    @BarcaChicago:I’m here at the DNC again – didn’t expect it! It’s so crowded that I’m watching from a lower level entrance with a bunch of other people. No seats – as you can imagine! A funny aside – Uma Thurman walked by.

    Looks like it is one hell of a party!  Have fun!

  365. 365.

    Ohio Mom

    August 22, 2024 at 10:16 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:  That was excellent. Thank you for the link. She spoke for all of us moms of neurodivergents.

    Thanks to this full-service blog, I knew about Gus Walz’s diagnoses ahead of seeing him on my screen. But I know there were plenty of other moms who didn’t know anything about the Walz family, saw him jumping up in excitement and cried out in recognition, “He’s one of ours!” (It’s like gaydar).

  366. 366.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @3Sice:

    Thanks for my laugh. I feel old. Where’s Chris Matthews?

  367. 367.

    prostratedragon

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @Baud:  Like me trying to figure out what the Bulls’ cheerleaders should be called. (They settled on LovaBulls.)

  368. 368.

    Ivan X

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @Nix Besser: Well said. I was thinking it both must make him proud to do what’s right, and also agonized to address a whole cheering arena of Democrats. I bet he and Liz Cheney get together and get shithammered.

  369. 369.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    Here’s my serious proposal:  any cop that is a domestic abuser or does steroids gets either fired or put on desk duty

  370. 370.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    This is the video of DNC speaker Sheriff Chris Swanson laying down his riot gear in 2020 and marching with demonstrators.

  371. 371.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    Adam fucking Kinzinger hit it out of the fucking park, holy shit

    I’m going to be sharing THAT shit every 3 days from now until the election…”THIS is WHAT it LOOKS LIKE, RWNJs!”

  372. 372.

    Lyrebird

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @BR: with Whitmer, probably more than any well-known Dem, I can’t hear the words sometimes because her accent is so strong. Big country of ours.

    Sometime when you’re bored I recommend finding audio recordings of JFK to listen to.  :-D

    Seriously, I LOVE that this convention is showcasing so many different greats from all over our country, from Leader Jeffries to Gavin Newsom, Big Gretch to Rev. Warnock…

  373. 373.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @BarcaChicago: How exciting. I’m jealous.

  374. 374.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @3Sice: Hah. I remember that episode. I’ll take that trade, for sure.

  375. 375.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    I can’t handle the social media commentary where everyone is pissed off about the DNC today.

  376. 376.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @BR:

    Stay here.

  377. 377.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @Jeffro: that’s the future leader of the new Republican party !

  378. 378.

    JoyceH

    August 22, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @M31: saw something similar, yellow flag with a picture of a cat carrying a dead snake in its mouth – caption “I’ll tread wherever I want”.

  379. 379.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @BR: omg bluesky is going ballistic with the “omg cops” “omg no palestinians” “omg Republicans”

    it’s for the normies, people

  380. 380.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    Kamala’s sister is just as awesome as she is.

  381. 381.

    Jeffro

    August 22, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @cain: I’m good with that.

    It would be exciting for the other party to at least make a half-hearted attempt at solving actual problems, protecting America from foreign enemies, building a better future, etc etc.

  382. 382.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @M31: Flashback to 2016, when they were booing any conservative speakers. God grant we don’t have the same result in the election as we did that year.

  383. 383.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    @3Sice: actual lol

  384. 384.

    Jackie

    August 22, 2024 at 10:20 pm

    Since we know TCFG’s hate-watching, I assume Kamala does, too. I sooo hope she looks directly into the camera and says to DonOLD “If you got sumthin to say; say it too my face!”

    The audience will roar, and all of America will hear the ketchup bottles shattering against a wall!

  385. 385.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @M31:

    Yeah, it’s so tiring. Everyone here has been hyping BlueSky for the last few months, so I figured this week for the first time I’d spend some time there, and it’s increasingly driving me crazy. I think I’m going to delete my account and just stick with Mastodon. Like some good jokes and stuff once in a while, but so many horseshoe lefties.

  386. 386.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @M31: Because they’re too stupid to understand how we actually win this election.

  387. 387.

    SatanicPanic

    August 22, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    Yay!!!!

  388. 388.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @M31: ​  Exactly. This is for the potentially “gettable” votes. I don’t need to hear from these people, but if peels off some votes in swing states, then right on.​
     
    It’s politics.

  389. 389.

    ssdd

    August 22, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    @M31: exactly.

  390. 390.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    @M31: It’s your feed.  Mine is fine tonight.  Last night, it was full of Bill Clinton hate.

  391. 391.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:22 pm

    So…according to the schedule, Cooper is the last speaker before Harris. So is our “surprise” coming between them, or maybe after Harris? Or was it all just yanking our chain?

  392. 392.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Why are people still hating Bill Clinton?

  393. 393.

    Leto

    August 22, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    Oh shit, Roy’s out of state! Can’t wait to see what that buffoon Lt Gov tries to pull…

  394. 394.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @Jackie: He claimed this morning that he was going to live-Tweet (ok, live-“Truth”) her speech, so maybe she can get him to smash his phone along with the ketchup bottles.

  395. 395.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    They’re small people who live in the past.

  396. 396.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    Yet another VP candidate who isn’t as good a speaker as Walz!

  397. 397.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    Love hearing my old NC accent!!! Roy Cooper’s accent sounds like my daddy’s.

  398. 398.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    Special guest…..Johnny Unbeatable!

  399. 399.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I did some curating tonight, removed one or two very active posters and it really helped.

  400. 400.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @KatKapCC: Guessing the surprise is next, then the traditional bio-film, and then her speech. Or maybe they ditch the soft-focus film.

  401. 401.

    Ohio Mom

    August 22, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @KatKapCC: Has to be after so viewers don’t turn off their TVs before Kamala talks.

  402. 402.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    @zhena gogolia: In my feed , it was people who thought he was a sexual predator.  They got that a Blue Dog was necessary to win.

  403. 403.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:25 pm

    @3Sice: Joe Biden will swing in and declare that he’s taking the nomination back.

  404. 404.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    Roy did alright.

  405. 405.

    David Anderson

    August 22, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @M31: I’ve adapted an approach of aggressively blocking anyone who is being aggressively stupid and that has made my feed really goddamn pleasant.

  406. 406.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    OK, soft-focus film it is.

  407. 407.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    We, the junkies, have been tuning in every night. The normies and independents might turn it on tonight to see what this Harris woman is all about and these speakers will soothe them.

  408. 408.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:26 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Always.

  409. 409.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:27 pm

    @Princess:

    Yep.

  410. 410.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:27 pm

    @Leto: We had a lieutenant governor that would pull some stuff when our Governor would leave the state.

    Mike Curb was the lieutenant governor and Jerry Brown was governor

  411. 411.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:27 pm

    @zhena gogolia: rapist, Epstein, oversaw death penalty cases as gov of Arkansas, etc.

    I thought the actual rape allegations were not that credible, though long-time horndog was, but I could be wrong.

    it was so long ago and such a different time, people have forgotten things like even in the mid 90s the major of liberals were against gay marriage, stuff like that

    Also, the dude won

  412. 412.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:28 pm

    @M31: the epstein thing is tenuous.

  413. 413.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:28 pm

    @M31:

    I’m sure they’re going to hate this soft focus film on Harris’s experience, because there are cops in it.

  414. 414.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 10:29 pm

    Beyonce has been spotted backstage (photo)

  415. 415.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    Aw man, I wish they hadn’t bleeped her f-bomb in that clip :D

  416. 416.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @Baud: That’s what I thought too, Epstein was extremely clever in cultivating famous people, and kept the creepy shit for his friends like Trump.

    but gross

  417. 417.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch: ​
      All kneel to the queen!

  418. 418.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @KatKapCC: Me too

  419. 419.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    @M31:

    I do think it would be good to have one Palestinian there. It’s unfortunate they tried and couldn’t make it happen. After all, this whole thing is about representation and you ran the gambit of folks.

  420. 420.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    Who is doing the voice-over?

  421. 421.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    No Beyoncé?

  422. 422.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    CRYING

  423. 423.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    No tan suit. Very disappointed.

  424. 424.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    @David Anderson: ​
     

    yeah I added a bunch over the last few days and needed to cull

  425. 425.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:31 pm

    No Beyonce I guess

  426. 426.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    That shot from behind is epic.

  427. 427.

    David 🐝KHive🐝 Koch

    August 22, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: ​
     Gilbert Gottfried

  428. 428.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    Woooo !! Kamala !!

  429. 429.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    I STAYED UP LATE FOR NOTHING!!!

  430. 430.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    @KatKapCC:

    Me too.

  431. 431.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    How many bottles of ketchup has been thrown at the walls?

  432. 432.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    I made a new Twitter header

    When we fight we win

  433. 433.

    Eolirin

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    @cain: The 2016 DNC actually did a better job on that front, though this is probably a better format and way more focused than that was.

    But, for instance,  there was a whole section on disability representation in 2016 way in excess of what we normally see, and certainly way in excess of this year.

  434. 434.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    Look at that love and tears of her family ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

  435. 435.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    I like the Johnny Cash black.

  436. 436.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: All of them.

  437. 437.

    3Sice

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    Whatever “it” is, she done got it!

  438. 438.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:33 pm

    STFU PEOPLE!!!

  439. 439.

    stacib

    August 22, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    @zhena gogolia: My daughter texted me about a half hour ago with a tweet from the Hollywood Reporter quoting her reps that she would not be at the DNC.  Too bad – heads would have exploded all over HuffPo.

  440. 440.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    @Baud: That was a great shot

  441. 441.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    Kamala Harris is the special guest

  442. 442.

    frosty

    August 22, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    @Nix Besser: ​
     Yes, me too. That was my favorite flag, with the rattlesnake that is only in North America. Fuckers stole it.

    Don’t Tread On Me = Mind Your Own Damn Business

  443. 443.

    Citizen Dave

    August 22, 2024 at 10:35 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: wondered that myself.  Per google, it’s actor Jeffrey Wright.

  444. 444.

    rikyrah

    August 22, 2024 at 10:35 pm

    😢😢😢she is here.

  445. 445.

    WaterGirl

    August 22, 2024 at 10:37 pm

    Wow, Kamala’s sister gave a GREAT speech!  Did I say wow?

  446. 446.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 22, 2024 at 10:38 pm

    @Citizen Dave: Thank you.

  447. 447.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    Shoutout to the Flatlands! My old home!!​
     

    (Also the mild shade to the Hills. She’s an Oaktown girl for sure.)

  448. 448.

    JoyceH

    August 22, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    What do you guys think of the black suit choice?

  449. 449.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    I really, really like this speech. Telling a story.

    Very comfortable speech.

  450. 450.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    Kamala’s tribute to Joe Biden and the applause it engendered was so heartening and healing.

  451. 451.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    @frosty: and rattlesnakes are cool — they don’t want to bite you they want you to leave them the fuck alone and they tell you they’re there

    so the rattle is ‘mind your own business and there won’t be any trouble, if you know what I mean’

  452. 452.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    @JoyceH: she’s beautiful in everything

  453. 453.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:41 pm

    Yesssss she said a dirty word!

  454. 454.

    Old School

    August 22, 2024 at 10:41 pm

    @JoyceH: It looks dark blue to me.

  455. 455.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    @JoyceH: To me, it’s reading very dark blue, not black. Look at the mic in front of her.

  456. 456.

    cain

    August 22, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    @Quinerly: right ? Like it is a conversation.. she is introducing herself to this country .

  457. 457.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    This is such an intimate speech. I’ve never heard anything like it. We could be in her living room. It’s completely like any other candidate for president, unlike any other at this convention.

  458. 458.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @Princess:

    Introducing herself to normies.

  459. 459.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @KatKapCC: Many pearls were clutched, many couches fainted upon.

  460. 460.

    Citizen Alan

    August 22, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

     Flashback to 2016, when they were booing any conservative speakers who said something nice about Hillary Clinton, up to and including John Lewis and the BLM Mothers.

    Fixed that for you.

  461. 461.

    twbrandt

    August 22, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    This is a really good speech. She seems very comfortable in her own skin.

  462. 462.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 22, 2024 at 10:44 pm

    @KatKapCC: ​ 

    You could tell she was building up to it. And then giggled like a 12-year-old.

  463. 463.

    tam1MI

    August 22, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    The crowd roars when Kamala accepts the nomination!  YESSSSSS!!!!

  464. 464.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    OK, too late now for Joe Biden to swoop in. Sorry, Joe.

  465. 465.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    @Citizen Alan: yes

  466. 466.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    Oh Lord, I am sobbing.

  467. 467.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:45 pm

    @JoyceH:

    It’s not my favorite of what I have seen her in. Looks blue to me. I am not fond of the jabot thingy. Flashbacks to what was kinda the uniform of us chick attorneys for court in the mid 1980’s.

    Michelle’s outfit was definitely black. (Repugs’ heads have exploded over Michelle’s $3000 outfit).

    Kamala looks great. Don’t get me wrong. It’s a really serious look tonight.

  468. 468.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    “a precious fleeting opportunity to not fuck this up”

  469. 469.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    New thread.

  470. 470.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ, this is good.

  471. 471.

    Citizen Dave

    August 22, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    She’s killing it.

  472. 472.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    That moment where she looks straight at the camera and speaks directly to the voters, not just to Democrats….
    Whew.

  473. 473.

    zhena gogolia

    August 22, 2024 at 10:47 pm

    Here it comes!

  474. 474.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 10:47 pm

    This speech is also a great callback to Biden on the first night – putting the country first, putting the people first.

  475. 475.

    narya

    August 22, 2024 at 10:48 pm

    Daaaaaamnnnn.

  476. 476.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: she’s a genius at this.

  477. 477.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 22, 2024 at 10:49 pm

    chaos and calamity…

  478. 478.

    Baud

    August 22, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    I think the jury is going to convict.

  479. 479.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    She is brilliant. Just brilliant.

  480. 480.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    I really, really like this speech.

    Hard to describe my feelings. I feel like SHE is in the room with me.

  481. 481.

    BR

    August 22, 2024 at 10:51 pm

    I’m watching with the sound off, and you can see how comfortable she looks.

  482. 482.

    M31

    August 22, 2024 at 10:52 pm

    hahahah Trump just tweeted “where’s Hunter”

    lolol Trump’s brain is just goo

  483. 483.

    VFX Lurker

    August 22, 2024 at 10:52 pm

    “Just imagine Donald Trump with no guardrails, and how he would abuse the Presidency of the United States.”

    Well-put.

  484. 484.

    KatKapCC

    August 22, 2024 at 10:53 pm

    @M31: He is PATHETIC.

  485. 485.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 10:54 pm

    @Quinerly: I feel the same way.

  486. 486.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 10:54 pm

    @M31: Manbaby is having a sad!  SAD!

  487. 487.

    Scout211

    August 22, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    New thread two floors upstairs.

  488. 488.

    Ksmiami

    August 22, 2024 at 10:57 pm

    @M31: the GOP deserves the wilderness for a decade for foisting him on us

  489. 489.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    @Scout211:

    Can’t we get this one to over 500?

    A little BJ After Dark T Bogging…..

  490. 490.

    Mike E

    August 22, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    “Simply put, they are out of their minds.”

    Thank you, good night!

  491. 491.

    Sure Lurkalot

    August 22, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    John Lewis Voting Act! The key! Yea!

  492. 492.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    Is her speech better than Obama’s speeches? Talk amongst yourselves.😎😎😎

  493. 493.

    bluefoot

    August 22, 2024 at 11:06 pm

    Jesus f*ck, she’s good at this.

  494. 494.

    Princess

    August 22, 2024 at 11:06 pm

    @Quinerly: she’s completely different from Obama. His style derives from the Black Church, and he’s worked to make it his own. His speech the other night was fabulous. She’s a true original. As I’ve said, I’ve never heard anyone do what she’s doing here.

  495. 495.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 22, 2024 at 11:08 pm

    They know Dump is a massively insecure manbaby LOSER!

  496. 496.

    Trivia Man

    August 22, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @M31: Don’t start none, won’t be none

  497. 497.

    Quinerly

    August 22, 2024 at 11:11 pm

    @Princess:

    I agree. This is a one of a kind speech. Looks like this will be another night I get 3 hrs sleep. I have been totally obsessed with the speeches this week. I’m watching hers again tonight.

  498. 498.

    MobiusKlein

    August 22, 2024 at 11:12 pm

    She’s good

  499. 499.

    dc

    August 22, 2024 at 11:14 pm

    This is a good time to donate any amount to the Harris campaign.

  500. 500.

    scav

    August 22, 2024 at 11:16 pm

    ha!  no doubt missed it

     

    eta: Wrong!!

  501. 501.

    prostratedragon

    August 22, 2024 at 11:21 pm

    @Ksmiami:  More than one. They might have to split and form a Constitutional Republican party or something, because that there is an Augean stable.

  502. 502.

    Ivan X

    August 22, 2024 at 11:30 pm

    @dc: I have mine on weekly but I hit it again tonight just because it’s tonight.

  503. 503.

    Fair Economist

    August 22, 2024 at 11:30 pm

    @Quinerly: Both Obama and Harris gave excellent acceptance speeches. Obama sounded like a preacher.

    Harris sounds like a friend.

  504. 504.

    wjca

    August 22, 2024 at 11:39 pm

    @dc: This is a good time to donate any amount to the Harris campaign.

    It’s an even better time to donate to the Senate or Congress campaign of your choice.  The Harris campaign is pulling in big bucks already, and that’s great.  But what you can afford will have a bigger impact on the also critical legislative races.

  505. 505.

    Quinerly

    August 23, 2024 at 12:15 am

    @Fair Economist:

    💚💛🧡💜🩵💙🤎

  506. 506.

    Msb

    August 23, 2024 at 3:20 am

    @chbnna: I have now. Wow.

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