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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 7, 20247:40 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Open Threads

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Saturday Night Open Thread 18

That’s looking like the last big harvest of the year. Still have about 25 or so in various stages of green that I will pick as I need, but that is the last big picking this year. Oh well, on to other things.

The local apple orchard is back open for the fall, and I picked up a new apple I had never had before- the sweet maia, and it is one of the sweetest apples I have ever had. Maia actually stands for the midwest apple improvement association, and the “sweet maia” is a cross between a wintercrisp and a honey crisp. It’s a smaller apple, very dense, with a ruby red coloring, and very crisp and extremely sweet, but with a good bit of what I call the essence of apple. They are very good!

***

Watergirl has uploaded the stickers and yard signs, but they are not quite ready for sale with the shop still creating problems, but I thought you all would like to see a preview:

VERY EXCITING!!!

Update from WG: Look for more options in two comments below at #50-something.

***

Other than that, not much going on here. Shoulder hurts, Rosie is pissy, Max is a dick, Steve is chill. The usual. Did have a little chuckle at Joelle’s expense because she waited late to go to the pool thinking she would have it all to herself, got there at 3:55, and was promptly told the pool was closing. Which totally sucks because now she has to pedal back home in Arizona hit. She told me and I called her a “big dummy,” she said “Did you just Fred Sanford me?” and that made me think of just how awesome 70’s and 80’s theme songs were:

Quincy Jones. What a talent.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    September 7, 2024 at 7:42 pm

    Sanford and Son theme was the bomb.

  2. 2.

    Suzanne

    September 7, 2024 at 7:45 pm

    One of my neighbors gave me a beautiful homegrown tomato today. He’s one of the neighborhood longtimers, an elderly Italian gentleman, and he speaks very little English. Talking to him is always a project, because I don’t speak Italian! But he’s so kind.

    I ran a lot today. I am tired. Have to go to Florida on Monday. Not thrilled about it.

  3. 3.

    catclub

    September 7, 2024 at 7:49 pm

    waited late to go to the pool thinking she would have it all to herself, got there at 3:55, and was promptly told the pool was closing.

    I am pretty convinced that almost all people who are responsible for pool maintenance
    1) hate pools, and 2) limit hours as much as possible.

    Pool hours seem absurdly short to me. It would be MUCH more convenient for ME if they were open 24/7.

  4. 4.

    Jackie

    September 7, 2024 at 7:50 pm

    I’m looking forward to getting a Woke not Weird sticker! Are they magnetic?

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    September 7, 2024 at 7:50 pm

    I thought that this weekend would be a brief respite from the ongoing AC crisis at work (who knew that ramming a tunnel-boring tool into a sixty year old water main made largely from asbestos would be a problem?), but then last night one of my students did something stupid rather than pause and email asking for advice, and now I have to figure out how much damage (both literally and financially) we’re looking at. Sigh. Always something.

  6. 6.

    Thylacine

    September 7, 2024 at 7:51 pm

    Taxi and Night Court themes stick in my mind, too.

  7. 7.

    MisterForkbeard

    September 7, 2024 at 8:02 pm

    I really want Woke not Weird car magnets

  8. 8.

    Redshift

    September 7, 2024 at 8:03 pm

    I did the first “Kamala Captain” training this week at our local campaign office, not really knowing what it was going to be. Turns out it’s to be part of the team running GOTV right before the election, exciting!

  9. 9.

    geg6

    September 7, 2024 at 8:05 pm

    @Thylacine:

    It’s the MTM Show, the Bob Newhart Show and All in the Family for me.  Saturday night tv in the 70s was freaking awesome.  The whole CBS Saturday prime time lineup was just killer.  Almost all with memorable theme songs.

    ETA:  And don’t forget The Jeffersons!  🎶Well, we’re moving’ on up🎶

  10. 10.

    Baud

    September 7, 2024 at 8:05 pm

    @Redshift:

    Nice. Thank you for doing that.

  11. 11.

    Ruckus

    September 7, 2024 at 8:12 pm

    Just checking if I can post, was having a bit of trouble earlier…

  12. 12.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    John I was saying in the previous thread that I watched the Fall Guy film on peacock.  It’s on streaming now and it was really good.  I think you’d like it.

    If not Peacock, I’ve also heard good things about this movie called Rebel Ridge on Netflix.  My mom watched it and loved it.  I’ll probably watch it tomorrow.

  13. 13.

    prostratedragon

    September 7, 2024 at 8:18 pm

    One while it was MTM and Carol Burnett on Saturday night, then time to step out.

  14. 14.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    September 7, 2024 at 8:21 pm

    I have two neighbors on the block that we call “Fred G Sanford” (there’s an episode of S&S where Fred goes “And the ‘G’ stands for ‘junk'”), because their backyards are full of junk.  One is my next door neighbor, 75-year old from Mexico, who is in ill health.  He loans me practically anything I need in terms of tools.  Wonderful old guy who’s probably not gonna be with us much longer.  We’re currently harvesting peaches off his peach tree in the back, amidst all the junk, it’s giving us a bumper crop this year.

    The other guy is on the other side of the street and down the block.  He is a longtime black resident who hasn’t been displaced…yet.  He has a ladder on top of his porch roof that hasn’t moved in 10 years.  I don’t see as much of him but he’s another great old soul on the block.

  15. 15.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 8:22 pm

    Yay!  Vols just got a TD vs NC State!

    Eta>  pools close at 4?  WTF?

  16. 16.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    September 7, 2024 at 8:23 pm

    @Thylacine:

    70s: Rockford Files.

    60s: the 3rd season of ‘Lost in Space’, the “Countdown Theme” done by none other than John Williams.  Also too, the Jonny Quest theme.

  17. 17.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 7, 2024 at 8:26 pm

    @Redshift: Oh cool. We want to know what it’s like when it happens

  18. 18.

    Andrya

    September 7, 2024 at 8:27 pm

    The tomatoes look delicious!

    Are there going to be Harris/Walz tee shirts?   Wants one, wants one, precious, precious, Gollum,  Gollum…

  19. 19.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    @Baud:

    The Barney Miller theme was another bomb

    https://youtu.be/R7n2jWUvcSc?si=EsG18-pm2OtB0o1-

  20. 20.

    Nukular Biskits

    September 7, 2024 at 8:28 pm

    For some reason, I thought Mike Post did the theme for Sanford & Son.

    He did so many others in the 70s & 80s:

    • Hill Street Blues
    • Rockford Files
    • The Greatest American Hero
    • Magnum PI
    • White Shadow
    • The A-Team
    • Quantum Leap
    • NYPD Blue

    and more.

  21. 21.

    A Ghost to Most

    September 7, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    Out here, this time of year is for visiting the various venues for roasted peppers, especially Hatch peppers.

  22. 22.

    Gloria DryGarden

    September 7, 2024 at 8:31 pm

    Does your tomato variety have a name?
    trust a gardener to ask.

  23. 23.

    TaMara

    September 7, 2024 at 8:33 pm

    @lamh47: I’m glad to hear that. I saw it in the theater and LOVED IT (and I love very few movies these days), but I was worried it wouldn’t transfer to streaming very well.

    It’s on my list to watch tonight.

  24. 24.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 8:33 pm

    @Nukular Biskits: Speaking of Quantum Leap.

    It introduced me to Scott Bakula who I’ve loved ever since.  I know they did a reboot series, but meh…no Bakula was a no go from me.

    Saw Bakula on another series as a guest star recently and it made me want to rewatch old eps of Quantum Leap!

    Hell, bout the only reason I watched NCIS:New Orleans was because they had Bakula AND it was filmed on site in and around NOLA

  25. 25.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 8:39 pm

    @TaMara: I’m not big on Ryan Gosling.  He doesnt’ really get me to theatres so wasnt’ planning to see it on the big screen.  I was def waiting for streaming.

    I have a big screen tv so it was a pretty great watch on the big tv.  Not all action films do

  26. 26.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    September 7, 2024 at 8:40 pm

    I covet those tomatoes. I wish I could grow them myself, but I have a pathological fear of worms, so gardening is never going to be in the cards.

  27. 27.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 8:48 pm

    @kylegriffin1

    Gov. Walz at the HRC dinner: “My marriage to my wife, Gwen, is the most important thing in my life. I love her deeply. Why would I stop anybody else from marrying the person they love? That makes no sense.”
    https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/1832580874526744996

  28. 28.

    Another Scott

    September 7, 2024 at 8:48 pm

    Nice looking ‘maters.  Keep getting better, JGC.

    Meanwhile, … Phys.org – reprint of something from TheConversation:

    Is authoritarian populism finally being rejected by citizens around the world?

    In 2016, Donald Trump successfully fused his angry frustrations with globalism with false allegations about immigrant rapists. Eight years later, he is still doubling down on identity.

    But this time around, his message seems worn and brittle. He lacks a silver bullet like the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) or a border wall that he can leverage to make Democrats look weak.

    The global scene

    […]

    Turnout is everything
    In the United States, Trump’s relentless slurs—aimed at everyone from fallen soldiers to migrants and Joe Biden—are good for the far-right movement because it nurtures new extremists.

    But it’s bad for his electoral prospects. His advisers keep urging him to make a real case to the American people about issues they care about, but he seems incapable of abandoning his grievances.

    Vice President Kamala Harris’s team, meantime, has made access to abortion one of its top campaign issues—and it’s one in which millions of Americans can see the direct impact of public policy on their lives.

    Trump has begun to cast about for a pivotal bread-and-butter issue such as the rising cost of food to rally the faithful, too. But he’s also continuing to double down on hate speech and conspiracy.

    It’s worked before, but it’s a riskier bet now. In 2016, he could blame the economic ills of middle America on NAFTA, but no more. Inflation is cooling. The U.S. Federal Reserve is signaling a rate cut soon, just weeks before the presidential election.

    Populists are having an eventful year, defeated in both the U.K. and France while winning in the Netherlands, Austria and the former East Germany.

    Getting out the vote is always the key to defeating authoritarianism. If enough citizens who believe in the values of democracy show up to cast their ballots, populist forces near and far could sooner or later get clobbered.

    (More at the link – worth a click.)

    We’ve got the wind at our backs in some ways, but we still have to do the work to create the future we want to see.

    Forward!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  29. 29.

    rosalind

    September 7, 2024 at 8:49 pm

    Spotted a new sign in the neighborhood:

    HARRIS
    Obviously

    lol…

  30. 30.

    prostratedragon

    September 7, 2024 at 8:50 pm

    Not a tv theme: “Magalenha,” Sergio Mendes.

  31. 31.

    raven

    September 7, 2024 at 8:51 pm

    Multiple People Shot Along I-75 Near Lexington, Kentucky

    The Laurel County Sheriff’s office said in a post on Facebook that it was an “active shooter situation” and “numerous persons” were shot near the highway.

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    September 7, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    @rosalind: Great!

  33. 33.

    JML

    September 7, 2024 at 8:54 pm

    @Nukular Biskits: Mike Post was elite. Magnum PI and Hill Street, great showed that deserved to have that great theme.

    Hill Street holds up pretty dang well, especially if you watch it as a period piece. Magnum? Darker than you might remember (watch Did You See the Sunrise again. Oof). Big fan of both.

  34. 34.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 8:56 pm

    @raven:

    What????

  35. 35.

    schrodingers_cat

    September 7, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    Nice tomatoes!

    From my garden

    Flowers 

    Tomatoes

  36. 36.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    OMG Vols pick six!

  37. 37.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 9:03 pm

    @raven: shittt…

    I don’t think I know anyone in KY, but damn hope folks stay safe.

    He’s still at large!

    @rawsalerts
    #BREAKING: Law enforcement has just released a photo of the suspect 32-year-old Joseph A. Couch involved in the shooting on I-75 near London, Kentucky. At least seven people are injured, and the suspect is still at large, considered armed and dangerous
    https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1832581773554811003

  38. 38.

    lamh47

    September 7, 2024 at 9:04 pm

    @raven: this is crazy!!!

    @lookner

    Kentucky scanner: shooting suspect purchased an AR this morning with 2,000 rounds
    https://x.com/lookner/status/1832581534445961356

  39. 39.

    Ruckus

    September 7, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    @lamh47:

    Always nice to find people happy to be living, especially living their best lives.

  40. 40.

    BethanyAnne

    September 7, 2024 at 9:07 pm

    @geg6: Hey, I’ve been hoping to see you around. I had a problem with vertigo a couple of decades ago, and wanted to chat briefly about what worked for me, if you didn’t mind. I know I’m just a rando commenter, so if you’d rather stick with the sources you’ve got, that’s fine, too.

  41. 41.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 9:08 pm

    @lamh47:

    I have no words.  This is legal.

  42. 42.

    Miki

    September 7, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    We’ve had several stormy episodes in Frostbite Falls over the past couple of weeks, two of which pushed the remaining Linden tree to the breaking point.

    The City assures me they’ll be out to remove it this week. I’m not holding my breath (there’s a ton of trees down in the City).

    Yikes.

  43. 43.

    Kayla Rudbek

    September 7, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    I was wiped out all day today by the vaccines.  Lots of napping and listening to audiobooks. I didn’t even want to knit or embroider anything today; what I personally think of as a “total full stop” day.  Now I’m watching the Vuelta in between naps. Northern Spain (Cantabria) surprisingly green. Lots of mountains, winding narrow roads, and now going through a town.  This is the last day of road racing and then tomorrow is a time trial in Madrid.

  44. 44.

    Manyakitty

    September 7, 2024 at 9:10 pm

    @raven: oh no.

  45. 45.

    Ruckus

    September 7, 2024 at 9:15 pm

    Anyone enjoying the outdoors?

    I’m not, it’s just after 6pm and my phone says it’s 100 degrees outside, while national weather service says it is 102. Just took out the trash, it feels a tad warm out. It was 105 earlier. Tomorrow 105 with 20% chance of rain.

  46. 46.

    Hungry Joe

    September 7, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    @eclare: Agree about  “Barney Miller” theme. That show is also on my list of Top Ten Sitcoms EVER. Damn, it was good. I watched a couple of episodes not long ago and they held up perfectly.

  47. 47.

    Ruckus

    September 7, 2024 at 9:17 pm

    @raven:

    Damn.

    Is it possible that a not insignificant segment of US humanity has gone completely fucking insane?

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:22 pm

    @Jackie: The rectangular bumper stickers are sticky.

    The round things in the image are the car magnets.

  49. 49.

    BethanyAnne

    September 7, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @geg6: You can just skip this if you don’t advice from randos on the interwebs, of course. I had vertigo badly in the 1990s – I couldn’t even sit up straight. ENTs couldn’t help, and I wasn’t getting any answers. I finally went to an older ENT in Houston that had actually trained the folk I had been visiting, and he said that it was likely a problem with my middle ear. Prescribed me Transderm Scop. I wore the patches for about 2 weeks, and the vertigo went away permanently. No clue if that would help your sister, but it’s a cheap medicine, and it’s non-invasive. Might be worth trying. HTH, Bethany

  50. 50.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:23 pm

    @dmsilev: Oh my god, it’s the nightmare that never ends!

    It’s like physics quicksand.

  51. 51.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:25 pm

    And now I see that Cole didn’t include all the images.

    These are the car magnets.  Available in “regular” Steve and “regular” Tunch, and in the “Dark Brandon” versions.  (look at the eyes)

  52. 52.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:27 pm

    These are the other yard signs.  Available in the peace sign, pride, and raised fist.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    @Gloria DryGarden: I asked Cole the same thing when he sent mea the tomato photo earlier.

    “Heirloom” he said.

    I asked, “but what variety of heirloom tomato?” and he had no clue.

  54. 54.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:31 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): Container gardening.

    Get yourself some big pots.  No worms.

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    September 7, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    @BethanyAnne: If geg6 doesn’t respond, send me an email with the info and I will forward it on to her.

  56. 56.

    Hoppie

    September 7, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    @Ruckus: Yes.  And by the way, Laurel is 50+ miles from Lexington, most of the way to Tennessee….

  57. 57.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 7, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    I hope this link will work. It’s a sweet video of a sea otter who needed help.

  58. 58.

    BR

    September 7, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @lamh47: ​

    Here’s the whole speech Walz gave at HRC:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic4TCBIHnEo

  59. 59.

    danielx

    September 7, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    Haven’t seen Tunch’s ferocious and lovable mug for a while. Does my heart good.

  60. 60.

    karen marie

    September 7, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    @lamh47:  No, this is Amurka Fuck Yeah.

  61. 61.

    JohnC

    September 7, 2024 at 9:49 pm

    @prostratedragon: Always loved this brilliant album. Great song to select. Thank you for sharing.

  62. 62.

    CaseyL

    September 7, 2024 at 9:54 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Yes. Anywhere from 27% to 45% of America has left sanity far behind.​

  63. 63.

    Jackie

    September 7, 2024 at 9:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’m not seeing any round thingies?

    Never mind. I see your next post with the round magnets.

  64. 64.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Damn. FB.  I am not a member.

  65. 65.

    geg6

    September 7, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @BethanyAnne:

    I would appreciate any advice you have.  If you want, WG has my email.

  66. 66.

    danielx

    September 7, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Got that right. Had a brush with an old friend earlier in the week and it was like one or the other of us was looking through a funhouse mirror at current events, and I’m reasonably certain it wasn’t me.

    I maintained civility but when he got to the “you people” stage I was all “what’s this ‘you people shit’? I’m not ‘you people’, I’m the same person you’ve known for better than thirty years. What the fuck is wrong with you?”

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    September 7, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    @WaterGirl: Okay, okay, gotta have one

  68. 68.

    zhena gogolia

    September 7, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @danielx: My hoodie with him on it is falling apart, and my mouse pad fell apart long ago.

  69. 69.

    Currants

    September 7, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @rosalind: I’ve seen that one! I thought it was a repurposed Biden Harris sign but I didn’t look closely.

  70. 70.

    hagsrus

    September 7, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    Many great themes mentioned, just adding Bosom Buddies

  71. 71.

    dmsilev

    September 7, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    @WaterGirl: Part of the job, really. Not the enjoyable part.

    So far as from what I can tell from our logs, no physical damage, so that’s good. We may have lost some expensive gas (isotopic helium), but unless the entire charge of the whole system got vented, that’s manageable.

    Now back to the water nightmare. They (our Facilities team) have promised an improvement from our current “can run, maybe, half of our gear” situation starting in about a week and a half. The real true permanent solution is expected roughly speaking around Thanksgiving. Hope the interim one gets better.

  72. 72.

    Another Scott

    September 7, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @eclare: I’m not either.  You can click out of the Sign UP!! screen.

    But, as you might suspect, the video is intentionally misleading – as just about every viral video is these days.

    Sorry!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  73. 73.

    karen marie

    September 7, 2024 at 10:21 pm

    @danielx:   What was his response?

  74. 74.

    rikyrah

    September 7, 2024 at 10:29 pm

     

    Do you wanna go dance in the rain?
    🥹🥹🥹🥹

    How this melted my jaded 💜💜

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8JDjVvB/

  75. 75.

    stinger

    September 7, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Lovely!

  76. 76.

    JoyceH

    September 7, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    Another shooting and I’m not yet over the last one. Wondering if the response on the right to this latest will be that highways need to be “hardened” to be less of a “soft target”.

    But I’m still stuck on the fact that the school shooter’s dad bought his fourteen year old an AR-15. What strange myths abound in the gunosphere that convinces parents that a high-powered rapid fire gun would be at least harmless and perhaps even downright therapeutic as a gift for their troubled child? I recall an earlier shooting where the mom got the gun, knowing the kid had problems, with the justification that they could bond at the shooting range. Perhaps archery would be a better option, or competition grade slingshots.

  77. 77.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 10:56 pm

    OMG.  UT 51 over NC State at 10.  Wow.

  78. 78.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Adam Lanza’s mom bought him a gun, and she thought going to the gun range was a great bonding time.  He murdered her with that gun,  and then he went to murder kids at school in Sandy Hook.

    There have to be better hobbies that are not lethal.

  79. 79.

    Timill

    September 7, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    @eclare: All that and a pronunciation guide…

    Ee-ah-mah-lee-ah-va.

  80. 80.

    Chet Murthy

    September 7, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    @Ruckus: I thought about this a long time.  And I think that the answer is “no”.  That is to say, no more insane than we’ve been for a long, long time.  Some reasons:

    • It’s well-known that speeding causes crashes and fatalities.  And yet people do it.  They do it a lot.  And heck, states have raised speed limits.  And people die as a result, yet we continue.
    • An armed population with these sorts of deaths, mass murder events, is going to cause people to feel stress.  And that’s a good thing for the Fascists, b/c people who are afraid, are going to be receptive to “it’s their fault, we’ll go after them, make them pay!”
    • I remember reading that during Weimar Germany there were a lot of violent clashes: weapons were everywhere and militias (freikorps, but others too) were widespread.  And this was helpful to the Nazi cause, b/c they could point at Weimar as not maintaining the peace.  That a lot of the violence was coming from the Nazis themselves didn’t invalidate this point in the eyes of voters.

    I guess what I’m saying is, this is an effective strategy, and we shouldn’t be surprised that the right-wing is using it.  And then there is (of course) the fact that an angry, heavily-armed right-wing faction is going to be very useful, if Teh Fash [sic] decide to declare a civil war.  And they have their Radio Milles Collines (from Rwanda) already in operation (Fox, ONAN, Newsmax, etc).

  81. 81.

    Joelle

    September 7, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    @catclub: You don’t know the half of it.  I went to the pool late because it’s an ASU home game tonight. so I went to the pool late specifically to have it all to myself while the students were at the game.  Meanwhile, Pool and Gym closed early because of the game. Irony can be a cold ass bitch sometimes.

  82. 82.

    eclare

    September 7, 2024 at 11:04 pm

    @Timill:

    I have been practicing!

  83. 83.

    BR

    September 7, 2024 at 11:04 pm

    Harris at a store in Pittsburgh today — just talking with folks:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XgnIe86i-M

  84. 84.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 7, 2024 at 11:08 pm

    @BR: And not being weird about it at all.

  85. 85.

    Joelle

    September 7, 2024 at 11:11 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: the G stands for junk!  Redd Foxx was a fucking comedic genius.

  86. 86.

    Glidwrith

    September 7, 2024 at 11:12 pm

    @eclare:

    @Another Scott: The only reason I can think of for the fakery, if you scroll down, it’s a bunch of crap claims against Harris.

    Cute animals as a hook to pull you in, then a steaming helping of horse shit this person expects you to swallow.

  87. 87.

    wjca

    September 7, 2024 at 11:38 pm

    @raven: The Laurel County Sheriff’s office said in a post on Facebook that it was an “active shooter situation” and “numerous persons” were shot near the highway.

    It doubtless says something that my instant kneejerk reaction was: “Thank goodness it wasn’t another school!”

  88. 88.

    TS

    September 7, 2024 at 11:41 pm

    @eclare:

    There have to be better hobbies that are not lethal.

    Guns are designed to kill. I’ve always wondered whether it’s feasible to promote this to the Olympic committee and get any shooting events removed from the Olympics. Weapons of war, designed to kill, are not sport.

  89. 89.

    TS

    September 7, 2024 at 11:43 pm

    @BR: Shame the only thing the WaPo discussed about Harris today was ‘Harris is preparing for the debate” while their bff was out campaigning in Wisconsin.

  90. 90.

    Chet Murthy

    September 7, 2024 at 11:44 pm

    @TS: Unfortunately, the origins of the Olympic sporting events, both in antiquity and in the modern age, were from skills needed in wartime, right?  That’s why dressage is a sport in the Olympics: being able to control your horse was a key skill in a good cavalryman.

    I mean, I agree with you that these events should be removed from the Olympics,  but it would cause quite a ruckus.

  91. 91.

    Chet Murthy

    September 7, 2024 at 11:57 pm

    @Chet Murthy: And upon further consideration, why should the Olympics change just because the US is ….. insane?  The rest of the world (well, at least the rest of the West, which is where the $$ for the Olympics comes from) has no problem with guns, and hence the Olympics events around guns aren’t a problem for them.  We’re the one big country that has a problem, and instead of fixing it, we want to change the Olympics?  Which won’t actually fix anything?  I can see why the rest of the world would look at us like we’d went off our rockers.  Which, for sure, we have.

    ETA: AFAIK, the rifles used in Olympics events aren’t actually weapons of war.  They’re target rifles, and guns like those haven’t been used in wartime for …. nearly a century?  True, the skills are transferable, but that’s true of most of athletics.

  92. 92.

    TS

    September 8, 2024 at 12:04 am

    @Chet Murthy:

    but it would cause quite a ruckus.

    That would be fun to see – be interesting to find out who would support the “sports” being removed.

    I have/had many farmers in my extended family who owned guns.  (they were mostly locked up in cabinets with wooden (not glass) doors whenever I visited). I had never even seen a hand gun until I went to the states in 1978. At that stage the police in my part of the world did not carry guns.

    At the bottom of an elevator at Dulles Airport we saw a policeman chewing gum with a gun in a holster towards his back pocket.  I’ve never forgotten that & was dismayed when the police at home started carrying guns – mid 1980s. Thatcher/Reagan fear stories spread everywhere

    Edit: I’m not from the US – I do not think guns are “sport” – shot guns/rifles or anything else. Farmers used them to kill foxes and other animals ruining their crops – they are designed to kill.

  93. 93.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    September 8, 2024 at 12:04 am

    @Chet Murthy:

    I disagree.  Ancient nude wrestling in the Olympics had nothing to do with hoplite warfare.  As an example.  In fact, nothing in the Ancient games had any relation to effective warfare as it was being practiced during the time frame.

    Modern Winter Olympics, the Biatholon has nothing to do with warfare, it’s all about skiing and shooting animals.  It’s a very subtle and alluring event.

    Modern Summer Olympics, Archery.  It’s accuracy and when you start watching it, very compelling.  It has nothing to do with pre-gunpowder archery tactics which were mass missile fire be it with longbow-armed English taking down French knights or horse archery anywhere from the Sarmatians to the Parthians to the Mongols.

  94. 94.

    Sister Golden Bear

    September 8, 2024 at 12:08 am

    @raven: Just waiting for the cultists to claim yet again that the shooter is a trans people—which they now do after any mass shooting that gets media attention.

    Including the Georgia school shooting, despite the shooter saying he had problems with society accepting trans people.

  95. 95.

    Chet Murthy

    September 8, 2024 at 12:08 am

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: All three of your examples share the same feature: the skills needed to excel are going to be -related- to skills needed in wartime.  So no (of course not) fencing isn’t going to be the same as sword-fighting.  But it’s related, and that’s probably why it was included in the Olympics.  Ditto archery, target shooting.  And of course, back when a soldier was their own transport (I remember a book published by the US Army titled _The Soldier’s Foot and the Military Shoe_), winter combat in Northern Europe critically required cross-country skiing

    ETA: I should have said “are going to be related to skills that -were- needed in wartime, around/before the time when the event was introduced into the Olympics”.  Obvs. dressage isn’t needed in wartime -today-.  But it was critical before mechanized warfare.

  96. 96.

    Origuy

    September 8, 2024 at 12:47 am

    From the FAFO File: (Embedded from Bluesky)

    there’s currently massive unrest in the venomous snake hobbyist community bc some dumbfuck who owned an inland taipan in the US, encouraged free handling and didn’t have anti-venom (insane) got bit and now he’s in the hospital on a ventilator and also he posted this one (1) week ago

    [image or embed]
    — cait (@cait.bsky.social) Sep 7, 2024 at 9:40 AM

    The image is of a post this snake handler made only a week ago that said “Anti-venom is for pussies”. Now he’s in the ICU and trying to get someone to send anti-venom to the hospital. The inland taipan has the most potent venom on Earth.

  97. 97.

    Ruckus

    September 8, 2024 at 1:45 am

    @CaseyL:

    Having been stationed on both coasts while in the USN and having traveled to 48 of the states while working in professional sports for a significant period of my life, I’d put the percentage at closer to your high number than the low.

  98. 98.

    rikyrah

    September 8, 2024 at 3:01 am

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Me too

  99. 99.

    rikyrah

    September 8, 2024 at 3:03 am

    @Nukular Biskits:

    I had a CD of Mike Post theme songs. I don’t know where it is now🙁

  100. 100.

    Baud

    September 8, 2024 at 5:21 am

    Via reddit, the facts of life, according to Walz.

  101. 101.

    WaterGirl

    September 8, 2024 at 7:20 am

    @dmsilev: half the fun of experiments in physics is solving the problems, but this one doesn’t feel very fun, even from afar.

  102. 102.

    Ken

    September 8, 2024 at 7:26 am

    @Origuy: Wow, there’s absolutely no sympathy in the replies. Also absolutely no sympathy from at least one zoo that does have the anti-venin, but isn’t sending it, which surprises me a bit.

  103. 103.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 8, 2024 at 7:32 am

    @Baud:

    Gotta remember those fundies are more scared of their kids’ souls being corrupted than of the prospect of their kids’ getting shot full of bullet holes.

  104. 104.

    Geminid

    September 8, 2024 at 7:45 am

    The controversy over the last weekend’s Turkish Military Academy grasuations continues. It began when pictures of President Erdogan awarding diplomas to each of the top graduates of the Army, Navy and Air Force schools went viral because for the first time, they were all women. Some snarky comments about this on Twitter triggered intense secularist, nationalist pushback

    I haven’t got a good handle on the matter but I’ve seen a lot of pics showing the new lieutenant classes brandishing their swords in the air with a typical caption stating, “We are the soldiers of Kemal Ataturk!” I’ve also learned more Turkish words like konformist, sosyal medya, trollerin and cringe.

  105. 105.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 8, 2024 at 7:52 am

    The man responsible for “My Heart Will Go On” and other musical crimes has passed away.

  106. 106.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 8, 2024 at 8:03 am

    @Geminid:

    I’ve seen a lot of pics showing the new lieutenant classes brandishing their swords in the air with a typical caption stating, “We are the soldiers of Kemal Ataturk!”

    They need one with the caption, “I’d walk a mile for a Kemal.”

  107. 107.

    Geminid

    September 8, 2024 at 8:11 am

    @lowtechcyclist: That joke could get you in trouble if you posted it in Turkiye. Insulting the memory of Kemal Ataturk is a criminal offense there. Anyway, it’s “cringe.”

  108. 108.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 8, 2024 at 11:13 am

    @Nukular Biskits:

    and more.

    L.A. Law

  109. 109.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 8, 2024 at 11:17 am

    @lamh47:

    Gov. Walz at the HRC dinner

    Took me way longer than it should have to figure out that HRC was Human Rights Campaign, not Hillary Rodham Clinton.

  110. 110.

    BellaPea

    September 8, 2024 at 1:05 pm

    @eclare: I’m late to the thread, but I cannot get over that Tennessee vs. NC State. My husband went to bed before it was over, and I told him this morning how amazing it was–the Vol defense looked like Georgia. Hope it is a sign of things to come.

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