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On The Road – ema – Coney Island Mermaids

by WaterGirl|  September 10, 20245:00 am| 14 Comments

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Before heading out to Coney Island to film my first Mermaid Parade* I formulated a cunning plan. 

Since it takes about one hour to reach Coney Island, I would take advantage of the trip, get there early and do some extra filming – a boardwalk stroll, the NY Aquarium fishy fishes, and then the parade. 

There was a heat advisory in effect for the day but I was dipped in sunscreen, other than my hands I had no exposed skin, and I was feeling pretty cocky that day. Let’s see how that turned out, shall we?

(* some clips might be NSFW)

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I started filming at the pier, then right on the Coney Island boardwalk, all to the way to the NY Aquarium, about a 20 minute walk.

All along the walk I noticed people (39s) sitting, with their backs to the beach and the ocean, under umbrellas, in the high heat and humidity, blasting music from huge speakers. I’m unclear why they weren’t either on the beach or at home, enjoying the AC.

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People (10s) were enjoying the beach and strolling on the boardwalk, waiting for the parade to start, but it was still early enough that the Luna Park and the Cyclone where not in full swing yet.

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Everybody around me was in various stages of undress and I got caught up in the moment. I succumbed to peer pressure, removed my long-sleeve shirt, and walked around in a T-shirt. I should not have done that.

Unfortunately, when I film, I develop tunnel vision so I didn’t even notice what was happening to my poor arms until I was done filming, and by then it was too late. Luckily, I only suffered first-degree burns (yay, sunscreen?), painful and uncomfortable for a few days, but manageable.

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The Mermaid Parade (30s) consists of people walking around in the cutest, most inventive sea-themed costumes, a ton of energy, dancing, and happiness. It is the perfect summer parade and I would definitely recommend it, if you can handle the heat. 

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Speaking of heat, I was surprised by the number of exposed breasts at this parade. They were everywhere.

Granted, not everybody has Fitzpatrick type I skin like I do, but come on people, this is general knowledge: Breast skin is sensitive and shouldn’t be exposed to the midday sun willy-nilly. You could develop second degree burns on that part of the body, and that’s not something you want to deal with, ever.

[Here endeth your PSA for the day.]

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This group gives you an idea of the general merriment (12s) at the parade. Even [some of] the NYPD officers (15s) stationed en route appreciated the enthusiasm. 

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While editing the video I noticed that I had both a sword (4s) and a gun (7s) pointed at me while I was filming. Good thing I didn’t notice the gun until I was safe at home, but I still didn’t care for it. 

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I think these ladies were related (sisters?), and I appreciate the effort they put into coordinated their outfits.

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I really liked this group (45s), and I’m still a little miffed that I didn’t pay closer attention and managed to ruin a great shot – nice close-up of a drum being played, then slow pan up to the drummer, only to realize I have to cut most of it out because, of course, bare bosoms.

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This was one of the best costumes (20s) at the parade, and my favorite. How she managed to look so good and not melt in that great ensemble remains a mystery.

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14Comments

  1. 1.

    Jay

    September 10, 2024 at 5:58 am

    And a fun time was had by all.

  2. 2.

    Spanish Moss

    September 10, 2024 at 6:03 am

    Wow, I never heard of the mermaid parade, what fun! So many creative costumes, and everyone looks like they are having a great time. Thanks for the pics and the funny commentary.

  3. 3.

    J.

    September 10, 2024 at 7:20 am

    Love the photos!

  4. 4.

    MagdaInBlack

    September 10, 2024 at 7:27 am

    This looks like just plain fun! Thank you for the photos 🌻

  5. 5.

    SomeRandomGuy

    September 10, 2024 at 7:56 am

    Good thing I didn’t notice the gun until I was safe at home, but I still didn’t care for it.

    I don’t blame you. That said, it looked like a costume piece, and even most responsible gun owners are willing to point a costume piece. I am – I just aim about a foot to the left. I know some folks will call me weird for that, but, face it, by the time they get to calling me weird for that, I’ll have had plenty of time to build a solar oven, that would instantly flash-fry them to ash. Which I would totally never do. Oh, okay, FINE make them tasty baked goods that would distract them from such unkindness.

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    Anyway

    September 10, 2024 at 8:36 am

    Fun parade! Thank you for braving the heat and capturing the moments…

  7. 7.

    Soapdish

    September 10, 2024 at 8:54 am

    This post wasn’t nearly NSFW enough for my tastes.

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    pieceofpeace

    September 10, 2024 at 8:55 am

    I miss the uplifting feelings of attending watching parades!  Fun photos, so full of colors and crowds with smiles…

  9. 9.

    DarbysMom

    September 10, 2024 at 9:44 am

    What a fun way to start the day! Thanks Ema.

  10. 10.

    Old School

    September 10, 2024 at 10:49 am

    Does Balloon-Juice have a “No Bare Bosoms” policy for On the Road?

  11. 11.

    Mel

    September 10, 2024 at 10:59 am

    Thank you for sharing this! The last Mermaid is amazing, from her costume (that pearl bead embroidery is so beautiful),to  her gorgeous makeup, to the pure joy she radiates.
    These photos made my day.

  12. 12.

    KSinMA

    September 10, 2024 at 11:33 am

    Thanks, Ema, this is great!

  13. 13.

    ema

    September 10, 2024 at 1:30 pm

    Thank you all!

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    September 11, 2024 at 9:39 am

    @Old School: No, we do not.

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