Did he really call Trump a “lunchable” at the end?
Mark Robinson shows how easy it is for crazy people to manipulate Trump with flattery.
Trump didn’t care Mark was nuts—he endorsed him anyway because Mark said he was cool a few times.
The lesson here: if a novice like Mark can do it, so will Putin and our enemies. pic.twitter.com/04Ze9HQdDN
— Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin) September 19, 2024
Is the idea that people will be able to eat Trump for lunch? (not literally)
(Should I know who Isaiah Martin is?)
Open thread.
lamh47
I don’t know him.
But heh..
Rocks
He used to get us coffee?
eclare
It means he’s diminished. TCFG isn’t even a full meal, barely a snack. And that is how easy it is to manipulate him.
WaterGirl
@eclare:
Of course! Is that a thing people say? Calling people lunchables? Or is this an Isaiah Martin original? (whoever he is!)
It made me laugh.
lamh47
Well, I thought the most interesting news for me today would be me getting a new car…but damn! I was barely home more than an hour before the dang Mark Robinson news and everythign else that followed. Shoot what they gon have left for the “October Surprise”
KatKapCC
@eclare: Maybe also that he’s an imitation of what an actual human is supposed to be.
KatKapCC
File under: tweets that didn’t age well
eclare
@WaterGirl:
I haven’t heard people described as Lunchables, but that is my best guess of what it means.
Now a snack can be someone that you think is hot, but that is not what I meant here.
eclare
@KatKapCC:
Could be!
Chet Murthy
Following links from his Twitter profile, I see that he ran for Congress in TX. He’s a youg guy, just getting started in the biz, I think.
Kyle Rayner
@WaterGirl: Seems like a play on Kamala saying Putin would “eat you for lunch” during the debate.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
Just spent a wonderful evening with a roomful of Quakers, many of them dedicated, many-times-arrested activists. It was the premier of this film about non-violent activist hero George Lakey. He’s not just an old guy (now 86) who does marches. He’s a guy who has studied non-violent movements and has trained activists all around the world. In 2020 he became seriously convinced that we could be facing a coup, and began organizing to fight it using lessons from recent history on civilian populations who had successfully overcome coups with non-violence.
He and the people he’s mentored are now watching the next election and gaming out both election scenarios, what to expect and what to do about it.
Ohio Mom
Lunchables is what Ohio Son’s elementary school cafeteria gave to students who didn’t bring lunch or have any money in their lunch account.
So, a lunchable is easy to give away because it has very little worth?
I’m not sure I understand the metaphor but if it’s insulting Trump, I like it.
CatFacts
Good lord, it’s the political gossip Thursday night news dump. I was just browsing Ken White’s Bluesky account. Apparently Rufo’s email was found on Ashley Madison along with Robinson’s, and Olivia Nuzzi’s on leave from being a pundit because she was sleeping with RFK Jr.
trnc
@CatFacts: If Cheryl Hines leaves him over that, I can watch Curb Your Enthusiasm again without holding that against her.
ETA: And, of course, Hillary warned us in 2016 about electing someone you could bait with a tweet.
NotMax
OT whoops-a-daisy.
Urza
Aside from money and the Kennedy name exactly what does RFK Jr have for so many women to sleep with him?
Kyle Rayner
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Oof, trying to go through a scenario on that whatiftrumpwins site made me want to curl up into a nauseous little ball.
Certainly a heavy-hitting idea, and interesting man. Thanks for sharing this info.
Eolirin
@Urza: Well he is a pretty sizable dick… Wait.
KatKapCC
@NotMax: I mean…I guess that’s slightly less terrifying that airplane doors flying off…
lamh47
Chile..Ya’ll already know the broadcast political media ain’t touching this Olivia Nuzzi/RFKJr story right? Outside of headline reading. This shit hits too close to home. ya’ll think Morning Joe gonna report on this…Joey Scar and Mika ain’t touching this one. Also this involves one of their own.
eclare
@Urza:
I got nuthin’.
WaterGirl
@Chet Murthy: interesting!
WaterGirl
@Kyle Rayner: that’s a good thought, too!
NotMax
BTW, DJT stock closed at another new low, under $15.
On a day when the markets in general soared on news of a Fed rate cut..
NotMax
@WaterGirl
Ralphable? Upchuckable?
//
OGLiberal
@trnc: The whole Cheryl Hines thing is puzzling but think her character on Curb was based on Laurie David and don’t think she’s attached to any lunatics. Why Hines is with that loon? No idea.
Many years ago I read a Bob Jr. book on the environment. Thought it was good. Promising. Didn’t know he was a dick.
lamh47
Statement from Nuzzi as told to one of her political journalist friends of course:
Soooo..”never physical”…chile..so either online sex or phone sex or sexy FT…smh
KatKapCC
@lamh47: “Never physical”. Sure, Olivia. I believe you. Thousands wouldn’t
Snort:
NotMax
@<a href="https://balloon-juice.com/2024/09/19/this-guy-is-dead-right-about-trump/#comment-9365334"lamh47
Skypeturbation is real.
//
NotMax
Sigh. Fix.
@lamh47
Skypeturbation is real.
//
HumboldtBlue
A concept of a business…
And the winner of the internet tonight… is…
BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
I’m fuckin’ dyin’ ovah heah…
frosty
@CatFacts: Eww, sleeping with RFK Jr? I don’t know anything about her, but really? Has she no taste?
NotMax
WaterGirl, have you passed along my e-mail to JAFD?
lamh47
The fact that Nuzzi was one of the primary “Biden too old” journos and learning she “not physically” was messing around with 71 year ole RFKJr says alot about the fakeness of political media and nothing good…smh
And folks going back to review old articles and tweets and it’s soo like…well damn.
eclare
@HumboldtBlue:
Hahaha…surprised it isn’t a gutter forum.
BR
I’ve been saying it’s time to bring back “weird” — I wrote to Josh Marshall earlier and he just tweeted it, because, yeah, there’s some weird stuff going on.
HumboldtBlue
@eclare:
Hahahahahahahaha, I’m fucking howling, so many great responses.
West of the Rockies
@KatKapCC:
Gross. Nuzzi has wretched taste in men.
karen marie
Take a break from Trump with a poem by Plague Poems on Mastodon:
eclare
So I guess it’s official, Robinson didn’t step down?
West of the Rockies
@Urza:
That velvety voice?//
BR
@eclare:
Correct. I saw confirmation from a NC reporter that he’s still in the race.
eclare
@BR:
Crazy.
lamh47
Welp…deadline has passed…so NC stuck with dude as their nominee.
SMH…
Kent
@lamh47: You missed Christopher Rufo on Ashley Madison.
piratedan
@eclare: he stated that he was staying in and the NCGOP had a press release supporting him as their candidate and claiming that this is a political hit job.
I hope that some very savvy Dem candidates seize the opportunity to tie their opponents to him and help make Robinson part of the referendum. Its 47 days til election day, if the NC GOP is going to support Robinson, make their candidates embrace him.
Kent
@OGLiberal: She probably has more money than he does with her long acting career.
I hope all the Kennedy clan party invites were worth it.
karen marie
@eclare: I take it to mean Trump is an easy, no-work snack for people like Putin.
piratedan
@lamh47: also too… Trump in his rally with Jewish supporters told them that they would be to blame if he loses the election….
RinaX
Am I too late to join the “Mark Robinson didn’t drop out, LOL!” party?
Jackie
@BR: And still no official statement from TCFG supporting Robinson?
Interesting…
eclare
@piratedan:
I am sure candidates in NC are already working on messages and videos. There can be no daylight between any Rethuglican candidate and Robinson.
eclare
@karen marie:
I bet that’s it. That’s what I was trying to say, but you found the actual words.
NotMax
@Jackie
“Youthful hijinx.”
Kristine
“lunchable” was funny but “gum under the table” was better
HumboldtBlue
eclare
Colbert leading off tonight with the Robinson story. Yee-haw!
lamh47
@Kent: Nope…saw that too, before the RFK Jr stuff, but TBH, I had no idea who that guy was until I looke it up.
But yep…add that to the pile
wjca
@NotMax:
VolkswagenOnce again, Tesla leads the way…?
lamh47
@HumboldtBlue: aha…I saw that from Haberman…so rich after the Nuzzi news…
TBH, I am distrustful of any type of access journalism…so Haberman bothers me as much as Nuzzi does…Haberman journolsitic fluffing of Chump was so evident
She’s more mad that all that fluffing didn’t amount to more money or even a bestselling book. Instead she is forever tainted by all that fluffing.
noncarborundum
@WaterGirl: I suspect that he’s just saying that it’s very easy to eat Trump for lunch, like he’s made expressly for that purpose.
Darkrose
@NotMax: Fortunately, we haven’t seen that problem with ours. *crosses fingers
tam1MI
I recently saw a documentary about the Ashley Madison scandal from a few years back, and towards the end the company’s new CEO was seen in an interview smarmily boasting that now the site had airtight security and anybody who went there was safe as houses from exposure blah blah blah. It’s clear now that was a pile of crap.
Shalimar
@HumboldtBlue: “Industry” suggests people are getting paid for attacking bad journalism. I would love to know who will pay me for shit-posting about Maggie Haberman.
Captain C
@lamh47:
Toobin’ at each other over Zoom
eclare
@Captain C:
Is that an official verb now? Hahaha…
karen marie
@tam1MI: Oh, there’s been another leak? Huh.
jonas
This is basically the same scam as running Herschel Walker in Georgia in 2022. They find a bugfuck nuts Uncle Ruckus caricature willing to run as a Republican and MAGA gets behind them not because they actually support a Black conservative candidate, but because they want to troll Democrats who support progressive Black candidates. It’s a huge, incredibly racist joke to them.
danielx
@HumboldtBlue:
Well, Mags, it would help if you and your colleagues could bring yourselves to call a spade a fucking shovel. You know, just once in a while.
Captain C
@eclare: I think usually it implies forgetting to turn off your camera before Toobin’ while at a work meeting but in this case I think the level of sleaze here makes it work.
lamh47
Dafuq..
Dafuq…she 3-fuqn’-1… It started LAST year so maybe she was 30, but not some “young naive” girl who was hoodwinked by an older man…SHE’S IS A REPORTER..and engaged at that.
Gawd…I know there will be folks to defend, but miss me with bullshit like this…I’m insulted as a woman. Like damn at what point is anyone deemed old enough to be responsible for her own decisions…smh..
Thank goodness other women are giving her pushback on this bullshit…smh
Of course she’s from the Young Turks…smh
lamh47
“emotional and digital in nature”…sooo…that makes it ok then? I’d think their respective signficant others would beg to differ if they didn’t already know…SMH
K-Mo
@noncarborundum: Bingo
KatKapCC
@lamh47: There are people who insist that everyone is basically a literal infant until they’re 25 and “their brains finish developing” or whatever, as though the entirety of brain development occurs on your 25th birthday. Now it seems they’re trying to stretch that even later. Maybe women get to be considered adults after menopause.
jonas
@lamh47: As I’ve written here before, the problem with Haberman isn’t that she’s a naive stenographer or “fluffer.” If you read the stories she files, they’re usually along the lines of “Trump does X batshit insane thing today and is completely losing it.” The problem is that she sees herself as this detached, objective anthropologist and Mar-A-Lago is this primitive African village where she observes the strange natives and their ochre-faced chieftain in their indigenous surroundings, occasionally dispatching notes and observations about their odd rites and utterances back to the
Oxford Explorers ClubNYT. Consequently, her reporting is less about, you know, the fundamental threat of a straight-up fascist returning to the Oval Office, and more about what Melania’s assistants are gossiping about or how Trump threw a dinner service at one of his campaign staffers when they brought him bad news in a recent poll, and that this could affect his mood at a rally in Wisconsin later this evening.Sort of like focusing on Hitler’s plans for Christmas this year with Eva Braun and burying the lede about his plan to kill everyone in the continuation on A21.
KatKapCC
@lamh47: “Digital in nature” — is that how the kids refer to handjobs now?
K-Mo
@lamh47: This.
K-Mo
@HumboldtBlue: if there were such an industry, it would exist because of how effective the right wing version has been.
Maggie F Haberman of all people should understand that.
lamh47
BTW, here’s Nuzzi’s last article from Sept 13!
HumboldtBlue
Union members know who is on their side.
KatKapCC
@lamh47: Oh Lord, was she sexting him, too
Craig
@Urza: he works out in jeans?
West of the Rockies
@lamh47:
Nuzzi (Nutzy) is engaged to a 50 year old dude… She might have daddy issues.
gwangung
@K-Mo: If there’s an industry, it’s because there’s an audience for that, i.e., people on the left who wants the current press to be destroyed in the marketplace.
Perhaps they should think WHY there is demand on the left to see the current press demolished—cause there aint no industry if there’s no buyers.
Shalimar
@West of the Rockies: My mom married her 46 year old boss when she was 30. Mom definitely had daddy issues, but it did work out to be the perfect marriage for both of them.
HumboldtBlue
Sweet Jesus spanking a rabbi with a stick, SisterGoldenBear mentioned Cal Football Twitter, and it keeps getting better and better.
Shalimar
@lamh47: Jesus. Donald Trump is a textbook narcissist. He has no empathy. He has no humanity. You can’t humanize a sociopath. This is what was so weird about her friendship with Milo too. He’s another obvious sociopath.
prostratedragon
TCM, now, Metropolis.
piratedan
@HumboldtBlue: I have no issues watching them have to simply eat all of this shit and ridicule.
none, they’ve EARNED this.
Shalimar
@lamh47: What does “digital in nature” even mean? They only touched fingers to the naughty bits?
SatanicPanic
@lamh47: JFC don’t open your mind so much your brain falls out Olivia
lamh47
Sooooo apparently RFKJr spokesperson statement:
“I don’t know her…”
West of the Rockies
@Shalimar:
Of course, big age-gap relationships can work (I’m glad your parents’ has). But 31 & 50 (her fiance) and 31 & 70 (Kennedy) to me suggests a strange predilection. YMMV.
HumboldtBlue
KatKapCC
@lamh47: HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA
HumboldtBlue
How many days until Mark Robinson announces: “I have decided to drop out of the race to spend more time with my wife’s sister”?
KrackenJack
@West of the Rockies: Daddy issues and Grandaddy issues!
Geoduck
@HumboldtBlue: Jokes aside, he appears to have said “I’m staying in, screw you”, and now the deadline for him to drop out has passed.
Darkrose
@lamh47: Even better; now she’s claiming that the pushback is from Putin:
Rob J.
I’m pretty sure that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would literally eat Trump for lunch if given the chance.
trollhattan
This is fucking rich.
Can I get a yee?
Yee!
Can I get a haw?
Haw!
What’s that spell?
Jeebuz!
What did you say?
Jeebuz!
Now that’s just art.
Selah
OGLiberal
@jonas: Yes, she finds Trump crazy but quaint, rather than a risk to humanity. Because people of privilege like her think the hammer will never come down on them. It’s a bit like gun nuts think authoritarians will let them keep their guns forever because they spew 2A BS to get votes. They will take your guns.
HumboldtBlue
DougJ:
Olivia Nuzzi to join Harvard’s Kennedy School
patrick II
@jonas: Nice insight and beautifully written.
I think we have been overlooking Kim Jong-un and his love letters and Trump threatening to pull troops from South Korea. It was so hard to believe Trump actually said Kim loved him. Just stupid past words.
TS
@HumboldtBlue:
Well I didn’t know I was part of an industry, but I sure call out the Washington Post for every pro trump anti Harris post they have – and there are many.
Yutsano
Jeez. I’m busy all day today and shit about Matt Gaetz drops.
Also,too: eww.
HumboldtBlue
@Yutsano:
Right behind you.
The Pale Scot
For all u cat folks
https://www.iwastesomuchtime.com/riding-in-the-meowmobile
piratedan
@HumboldtBlue: OUCH!
yeah, what kind of peeps are these that are having underage girls nekkid at a party and you bring your girlfriend to the proceedings?
Maybe that’s representative of the Florida district that Gaetz represents but damn!!!!!!!!!!
piratedan
so… I’m sitting here well buzzed and lets try and sum up the day shall we?
PDiddy – charged, denied bail because he’s a flight risk and has at least 4 digits of baby oil at his disposal for his personal use, which apparently involves human trafficking and may or may not include minors.
Gaetz – New charges filed that place him at a party with naked underage women. Looks like the DA has received affidavits from participants (including the underage girl) that place Gaetz at the scene with his girlfriend.
Nuzzi – admits to an improper relationship with a source from one of her article subjects (RFK, Jr) and has been suspended by her employer. Expect this to rouse some buzzing from the punditrocracy as this will cause a circling of wagons and questioning of ethics in journalism.
Rufo – had his ass outed as signing up to Ashley Madison (the noted cheaters hookup site) at roughly the same time as the birth of his first child from his illegal immigrant spouse
Robinson – the NC GOP Gov candidate – outed as a purveyor of porn involving trans peeps, while also publicly stating that they are an abomination. Also self described himself on a specific porn site as a Black Nazi. Also wrote of encounters that involved him peeping on girls when he was in Middle school and a supposed affair/fanfic of fucking his own sister-in-law. Also outed as an Ashley Madison client. Bonus! the state GOP stands behind him!
Trump – Spoke to a GOP friendly Jewish group and then told them that if he doesn’t win it’ll be their fault for not supporting him enough
Vance – ran away from further questioning about his own statements and the Robinson revelations.
also too – Harris and Walz had great interactions today, Walz in NC and Harris on Oprah.
TS
@piratedan: great summary – shame the media doesn’t do the same, but they are too busy complaining about the left outing them.
Geminid
@piratedan: Gaetz wants to be Florida’s next Governor and that’s where this story really hurts him.
karen marie
@piratedan: I missed Vance running away. I’m appalled that the reporting has focused on their refusal to acknowledge reality instead of the terror they’re inflicting on innocent residents of Ohio.
karen marie
Speaking of journalism:
The Smithsonian Magazine has a lot of excellent writing.
Shalimar
@piratedan: The party in question took place in the Orlando area, not in Gaetz’s district. At least some of the DUIs when he was in his 20s were in his later district (rich daddy got the police officer who gave him the ticket fired over one of them) but he mostly seems to have partied in other parts of the state. Why supposedly conservative Christians vote for this perpetual frat boy, I have no clue.
Central Planning
@Urza: “He would have an enormous schwanstucker”
Princess
@lamh47: “Emotional and digital”? Not convinced either one of those two have emotions.
Chris Johnson
@lamh47: So Nuzzi is defending Trump, having sex with RFK Jr, and getting defended by people from the Young Turks?
Yeah, working for Putin. In fact she was pushing Kenyan memes back in 2015. Working for Putin this whole time. Sometimes they’re as obvious as Tim Pool and Dave Rubin, sometimes they’re a little sneakier. Apparently if they’re female they can also play other roles besides ‘journalist’.
Business as usual, whacked another mole.
Baud
@Chris Johnson:
I didn’t see the comma on my first read.
Ken
And we know it’s from the left, because they use the same dastardly tactic as when attacking Trump: They quote.
Sometimes they even combine the attacks, by showing a quote of what Trump said next to a quote from the media report of what Trump said.
mappy!
Haberman seems a little rattled. A dedicated industry? That’s a bit Habermanic. She’s moved into Leftist Conspiracies (projection), which kinda telegraphs where he’s coming from I guess.
Haberman’s role at the Judith Miller rag seems to be the role of the stenographer who’s sole purpose is to sanitize insider gossip. She’s probably leaving the gobsmacking stuff for the book, “I saw him start to descend into complete incoherence when she told me….” Remember: Don’t buy the book.
Geminid
@mappy!: The book I really want to see is Mark Milley’s memoirs. I won’t buy it, but I expect it will be well-reported.
Walker
@mappy!: Well, DougJ does sell t-shirts. Does that count as an industry?
RevRick
@eclare:
@WaterGirl:
Lunchables are high carb, high fat, high salt combinations of processed meat, cheese and crackers wrapped in plastic containers and sold at convenience stores for people can’t be bothered to prepare a decent midday meal.
My wife taught kindergarten in a private school and she and her colleagues were always appalled when kids got sent to school with them for lunch.
Lobo
@HumboldtBlue: Bingo!
Lobo
@piratedan: Double Bingo! I thought I had the worst card and I won twice already.
wjca
It’s part of an old Cal tradition. I recall a relatively moderate political group in the late 60s who styled themselves
The Vanguard of the Masses at Berkeley
As I say, not anything like are seriously left wing group. Just kids being sarcastic about the MSM image of our school.
wjca
@piratedan:
Also
The text Yutsano links to say “the 17-year-old girl at the center of the alleged sex trafficking scandal”. I’m guessing that the age of consent is Florida is 16. So, could have been worse. That time.
Captain C
@Baud: If it kept all three of them distracted and out of anywhere near the White House I would defend that. Wouldn’t want to see it, or even know about it, but…