Seems like we could use some more blog real estate.
So…have some “art”work. Maybe a little off kilter compared to my usual fare:
I mean…that’s who Vermeer should have painted, amirite?
Also…a newly discovered canvas suggesting the original plan for Edvard Munch’s masterpiece:
Yeah…I may be a little overbaked at this end of what has been an even more absurd week than usual.
Still..use this thread to talk about absolutely anything…though if that were to include your favorite parodies and satires, that’d be fun.
So, yeah…this thread is as open as a Waffle Hut in almost any circumstance. (Keep safe, southrons!)
ETA: I realize that I didn’t include any image data. Got none. The first image came from my brother; the second is floating around Bluesky. What a brave new world that has such things in’t!
danielx
Gumbo.
It’s what’s for dinner.
BigJimSlade
That first one is kinda disturbing. And lol for the 2nd one :-)
RedDirtGirl
That “Vermeer” is breaking my brain…
CaseyL
Is this what you do while waiting for your beta readers to get back to you? 😄
Baud
And people here think AI isn’t valuable.
Tom Levenson
@CaseyL: ‘Zactly.
Or more to the moment: as I work through the copy edit of the ms.
wombat probability cloud
Thanks mucho for the pair of belly laughs.
JPL
@RedDirtGirl: It’s the ear rings. If they used a stud it would have blended better
Definitely spooky though
New Deal democrat
I imagine this has already been mentioned, but it looks like there’s a real catastrophic flooding situation in the southern Appalachians:
https://nitter.poast.org/wxbrad
The last time I recall anything this bad in the mountains was all the way back to Hurricane Agnes in 1972.
Adam Lang
I prefer Il Doge di San Francesco by the noted artist Giovanni Chiweenie.
https://dogsofsf.com/product/il-doge-di-san-francesco-framed
(Side note: that represents roughly seven hours of my time, getting it perfect. AI makes me sad.)
eponymous
That first one elicited a dog-like yip from me. Muu Dueng is cute even in the Scream, unlike our own orange Moo Dung…
raven
The storm has passed here and while it’s not over further north it’s beautiful out now. The university, schools and many businesses are closed and our usual Friday night gathering has no where to gather!
Steve LaBonne
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NotMax
Everyone likes food, right?
Old-fashioned yums. #1 — #2 — #3.
:)
Argiope
@raven: Glad it’s beautiful now that it’s passed. I’m just outside Lexington, KY, where graduation/alumni weekend on my campus has also been Helene’d. We’ve lost power and are running on generators now. Some scheduled speakers and events have been canceled. Hunkering down with faculty and watching bear stare cams from Katmai. A high wind warning is still in effect until 0200 overnight–hopefully, things will have settled in time for actual graduation tomorrow.
Gloria DryGarden
@raven: there’s an 11 alive article with a very long list of road closures for Atlanta, county by county. Including branches fallen across I75.
good luck
is it weird to have so many counties for one metro area?
Argiope
@NotMax: What was butter substitute in 1924?
trollhattan
Again living vicariously through the kid, who competed at Nuttycombe XC Invitational today in the green suburbs of Madison, WI. Pretty sure her list o’ states exceeds mine by now.
Chet Murthy
@Gloria DryGarden: i read something about how each County seat has to be reachable from anywhere in the county by horse and wagon. Or something like that. It was apparently how they drew up the county lines originally.
trollhattan
@Argiope:
Margarine was invented in 1869.
For a looong time in the States it was illegal to sell it with yellow color and some makers packaged it with a little container of dye, to be-yellow the stuff at home.
NotMax
@Argiope
Lard?
;)
Omnes Omnibus
Oddly, it’s possible that original dreamer also could have been placated with a couple of cabbages.
owlbrick
@RedDirtGirl: It’s the secondary set of human ears lower down on the dog’s head.
Old School
TBone
With love and admiration
https://youtu.be/ynEWZF1bkLQ
Miki
@trollhattan: I remember squishing the bags with the dye as a yute when my family moved back to Minnesota in 1960. It was so weird ….
Had a friend from Wisconsin who told me stories about her farmer father having to travel with a gun in his truck during the Oleo Wars.
Talk about a food fight ….
Poe Larity
What ever happened with your CA cabin? Was able to rebuild my tiny in 2021.
CalFire has been amazing with AA on these rando fires. I get scanner alerts and within 20 minutes they’re dropping. One example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaN2sDrpbI4
zhena gogolia
My favorite parody is Hot Fuzz — parodying Michael Bay and Midsomer Murders at the same time, brilliantly.
Baud
@Old School:
That’s what a vote for RFK, Jr. Is for.
raven
@Gloria DryGarden: Not in Georgia!
“The U.S. state of Georgia is divided into 159 counties, the second-highest number after Texas, which has 254 counties. “
Ohio Mom
What is left of the hurricane arrived in southwest Ohio earlier this afternoon. It’s been very, very windy — the trees were dancing wildly — and it’s been raining very hard.
We needed the rain so I am not complaining. I had a nice cozy nap and now it’s time to get going on dinner.
Tom Levenson
@Poe Larity: My sibs and I thought about it for a couple of years and even engaged an architect, but in the end we decided to hang on to the land and wait and see (probably punting decisions to the next generation).
It was hard to spend the money needed to build a house big enough to accommodate more than one sibling nuclear family in an area that will be a pretty unwelcoming stick forest for some time (while remaining at serious repeat fire risk).
We’ll see. It’s been oddly liberating, though nostalgically sad. Now when I go to visit family in CA I spend much more time roaming that amazing state than I did when the whole point was to get to the Warner Valley and stay there.
rikyrah
REMINDER:
If you know anyone in the Military or an expat living overseas…
they are able to vote..no matter where they live in the world.
Just fill out a FEDERAL POST CARD APPLICATION and send it to the voting jurisdiction attached to the last place they lived in the United States.
Nukular Biskits
@danielx:
What kinda gumbo?
Sister Golden Bear
@Baud: While I generally despise AI art, at the Bad Place, the #CALgorithm has been making great use of it.
A university that has reserved parking for its Nobel Laureate turns out to have masterful Twitter college sports shitposters. In part because we have fun leaning into all the stereotypes about wokeness, hippies, and being the little pinko schoolhouse on the hill. Plus a mascot who’s the modern day, dweeby incarnation of Loki.
It’s a bye week for us this weekend, but we’re in full force trying to get College Game Day to come to Bezerkley for next’s game against Miami. #FightForCalGameday
Poe Larity
@zhena gogolia:
CinemaStix analysis is awesome
Ksmiami
@RedDirtGirl: “Furmeer”…
Nukular Biskits
@New Deal democrat:
I remember an NPR story about how the remnants of Hurricane Camille all but submerged valleys of WV with rain.
A sheriff’s deputy interviewed said it rained so hard you could not breath if you looked up.
wombat probability cloud
@trollhattan: Yes, I recall the livid slabs of margarine with the dye packet from my kidhood in Central Wisconsin. Seemed exotic.
West of the Rockies
@Poe Larity:
There’s an app called Watch Duty that is free and very informative.
Nukular Biskits
@NotMax:
I’m not sure why anyone would want an asparagus omelette but the other two look pretty good
zhena gogolia
@Poe Larity: Thanks!
KrackenJack
@raven:
That makes we want to crank up a spreadsheet and calc counties per square mile by state…
Poe Larity
@West of the Rockies: Am a huge fan.
Geminid
@Nukular Biskits: Hurricane Camille killed over 150 residents of Nelson County, Virginia. Its heavy rains hit late at night and when people woke up it was too late for many of them. The exact death toll is unknown because some small communities were entirely wiped out.
Scout211
I’ve been promoting that app here on balloon-juice regularly. It’s really helpful and you can set up notifications for several different counties. It covers most of the western states.
And the California map also includes all the cameras from Alert California.
Watch Duty
Omnes Omnibus
@Nukular Biskits: it sounds quite good to me.
Jackie
GOOD! I think. Those who aren’t voting for Robinson, may decide TCFG’s cut from the same cloth (which he is) and won’t vote for him, either.
wjca
@Miki: I particularly liked this from the Oleo wars:
Today, all you have to do is substitute some other boogeyman for margarine, and you’ve got your platform already written for you.
Miki
@wjca: Yep.
Populism has a deeply toxic reach.
wjca
That’s because you’ve never been afflicted by an omelet featuring potato slices instead. Shudder!
Jackie
@Nukular Biskits: If you like asparagus, an asparagus omelette with tomatoes and Colby Jack or Pepper Jack cheese is delicious.
Miki
This is so good.
Omnes Omnibus
@wjca: Any idea how important the dairy industry was to Wisconsin’s economy?
CapnMubbers
@trollhattan: I remember during WW II standing on a chair at the kitchen table while my grandmother tipped a packet into the bowl with white margarine. It appeared deep red at first, showed saffron yellow then as you stirred turned a more appetizing yellow.
And yes, we called it oleo for years.
trollhattan
This is totally on-topic.
Mmm, the taste of breakfast–hog butter. Thanks, mah!
a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)
@New Deal democrat:
Asheville, NC has been hit, with a lot of flooding in the Arts District. The flood levels on the French Broad* are the highest recorded since record-keeping began in 1895.
Parts of I-40 between Asheville & eastern Tennessee are washed away, and Cocke** & Hamblen Counties are doing flood evacuations.
There was some concern that the Walters Dam on the Pigeon River at Waterville, NC would fail, but it seems to be holding for now. I’ve heard that they’re releasing water at Douglas Dam on the French Broad but I have not seen details.
*Note to all jackals, whom I love & cherish: people in the region have heard all the jokes about the name of that river. Please resist the little voice telling you yours will be funnier.
**Yes, we are aware the county name offers great possibilities to the punster; see above.
Miki
@Omnes Omnibus: Is, not was.
Trump’s tariffs bludgeoned farmers and consumers and will do it again.
Flopulism favors short term memory loss, apparently.
TBone
PSA: I Am Not Your Negro is on TCM tonight at 10:15 pm Eastern.
TBone
@Miki: 💜
In addition
https://youtu.be/vUaXKf61yU8
😆
NotMax
FYI.
a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)
@KrackenJack:
Tennessee has 95 counties; the area is 42,181 square miles (or 109,247 square kilometers).
Have fun!
Elizabelle
That is one fetching dog. Alarming, but fetching. Wears that earring well.
And: bouncy pork! Which will now always remind me of Betty Cracker’s Pete.
TBone
@NotMax: yikes 😳
Matt McIrvin
@a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio): What the name triggered in my head was “wait, didn’t that river famously flood in Asheville before?” Yes, in 1916.
hells littlest angel
At first I thought the first picture was a William Wegman.