You all appear to be behaving today, so here is a picture of Steve napping doing his best impression of a raw organic turkey:
You are welcome.
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Baud
We don’t want the belt again, Dad.
OCD
Shaved Steve is always good for a smile.
Baud
Via reddit, Gavin Newsom podcast.
Baud
Via reddit, one for the history books.
TBone
Steve has a nice ass.
TBone
@Baud: dast I look?
There is something wrong with the hand on the table at the far left. It looks like a bald turkey wing.
Or something…
Baud
@TBone: We have that in common.
@TBone:
It’s a risk.
TBone
@Baud: I needed that right now, you scalawag! Still tryna catch my breath! HA HA HA lol!
Jackie
@Baud:
I didn’t watch a second of it. Did all the members individually go around the table telling FFOTUS how special he was ala 2017?
John Cole
@Baud: one of the commenters described rfk jr as “microwaved mel gibson”
Baud
@Jackie:
I don’t know. The link is to a photo.
CCL
@Baud: he nodded off, is he drooling?
TBone
@John Cole: snort!
S Cerevisiae
@Baud: Phony Stark sez “From now on we are known as The Evil League of Evil “
Baud
@CCL:
I thought he was on his phone.
TBone
I’m watching Cary Grant in the Hitchcock movie Suspicion for the umpteenth time for tips and humorous swagger while menacing people with my resting bitch face.
CCL
@Baud: you are much kinder than I.
TBone
@CCL: sheesh, that’s a harbinger!
BeautifulPlumage
Wow, shaved pussy on the front page and it’s barely noon!
TBone
@TBone: I switched to Gran Prix with James Garner and Yves Montand for hubby who just woke up from his daily nap. Suspicion will be continued later. Hubby is a former street car and 1/4 mile auto racer.
Chief Oshkosh
Yet more proof that there is no god. Or goddess. Just a goddamned joke of a shithole country now.
Geminid
@Baud: That is so weird. Trump never used to tolerate bring upstaged. Now Elon Musk is running his cabinet meeting; they’re all looking at Musk except for Trump. He’s looking at the table.
Ladt weekend a friend and I discussed the power relationship between Musk and Trump. We agreed that Musk appeared to have the upper hand– but why? How?
My friend hypothesized that Trump has long been under Vladimer Putin’s control, which is not a stretch. The kicker is: Putin and Musk are partners now, and Putin has let Trump know that control has been transferred to his friend Elon
Ed. And Trump won’t do a thing about it. He’s a physical coward and knows he is expendable. His replacement is ready to serve Putin and Musk if he won’t.
TBone
@BeautifulPlumage: uh oh, it’s getting dark early today!
Alce _e_ardillo
@Jackie: I believe the correct terminology is henchmen abasing themselves before their evil god-king….
John Cole
@Chief Oshkosh: It’s just a cat, man.
Baud
@Chief Oshkosh:
A little harsh towards Steve IMHO.
ETA: beaten by the blog meister.
Baud
@Geminid:
Agree. Musk has the same spell over him as Putin does.
thruppence
Apparently Jeff Bezos announced today that opinion pieces in the Washington Post will only publish his opinions. This is what we were afraid of when he bought the Post.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/2025/02/26/washington-post-bezos-opinions-section/
With regret and sorrow for all the other fine people at the Post, I cancelled my subscription immediately. Make your own decisions, of course.
TBone
@thruppence: wtf, over!
🎶
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqyUAtzS_6M
Geminid
@Baud: Trump even looks the way he looked after his meeting with Putin in Helsinki; like a whipped dog instead of the tough guy he almost always pretends to be.
I saw that look in the notorious Oval office meeting earlier this month, the one where Musk brought his kid. Trump looked like a beaten man.
Jeffro
@Baud: seeing Musk and Vought right next to each other made me think of two black holes about to collide
(please)
Baud
@Geminid:
There’s no misery too small or too large for him.
Jeffro
Running half a dozen multibillion dollar corporations AND running the world’s
greatestformerly greatest democracy AND being trumpov’s handler AND trolling 24/7 on Twitter?I gotta get me some of this ketamine stuff!
Old School
The Trump Administration is not on the whole measles thing.
Old School
Maxim
@Geminid:
Pretty sure he’s asleep.
As for Steve, poor kitty. I know, it’s for his own good, but he looks so forlorn.
Jeffro
@thruppence: I canceled mine three months ago and have not missed it one bit. And that’s as a NoVA native/DC kid who read it daily even when I lived well out of the area. Oh well.
I used those funds to subscribe instead to the Philadelphia Inquirer, and that has been a hoot, let me tell y’all. Did you guys know that Philadelphia has a football team? The Inquirer has reported on them once or twice…the ‘Eagles’, I think they’re called? (although locals mistakenly sometimes call them the ‘Birds’ ;)
Maxim
@John Cole: That’s good. Freakin’ hilarious, in fact.
Baud
@Old School:
“It was unusual. It won’t be under my watch.”
No One of Consequence
@BeautifulPlumage: He shoots.. he scores! Nice one.
BethanyAnne
Musk is the “richest man in the world”. Trump knows that means he is lower on the totem pole than Musk. If you believe in hierarchies, then you know your place, and who is over and under.
greenergood
@Geminid: Might be because Trump is losing it cognitively, so Muskrat is the alternative – and the MAGAt repugs need to cover up, so gawd help us …
danielx
Almost enough to make me quit wearing ball caps. Musk looks like a complete douchebag.
dc
Steeeeeeeve!!!!! He’s so cute! He’d probable wack me with one of his big paws if he could hear me say that.
Baud
Via Reddit, leopards, faces.
Kirk
So doubling down on the AP ban,
Reuters, Huffpost, and Der Tagesspiegel were barred from being present/reporting on Trump’s first cabinet meeting.
Oddly, I feel like I’m receiving suggestions for media subscriptions. Anyone know if Der Tagesspiegel has an English edition? Or do I need to learn more German?
Kirk
@Baud: It’ll probably be reposted to http://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/
TBone
@Jeffro: heh.
TBone
@Baud:
So. Fucking. Punchable!
The Other Bob
I guess I missed the bad behavior.
I would like everyone to know, that while I was not able to read or comment during the election, I was able to come here afterward and receive some comfort from great, like-minded folks.
I appreciate John Cole and the Balloon-Juice posters and commenters.
TBone
@The Other Bob: welcome! We had a long time family friend named Bob, since I was a baby He was like this guy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJejmmBA5vM
My (step)dad actually had to prevent a suicide. At night. With a knife.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Fun fact; Anti-Vaxing is, you guess it, racist; because vaccines were developed by Muslims and introduced to America by black slaves.
TBone
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: link requires updated agreement to Terms of Use.
p.a
Speaking of FAFO & leopards: any moves against FDIC? Is that quasi-gvt and kind of out-of-range of DOGEShit? Fuck with that, that MIGHT get even MAGATs’ attention.
oldgold
Every damn day these bastard light my hair on fire. What country am I living in? The same one that worried about Carter owning a half-assed peanut farm?
TBone
@p.a: please don’t help them along! I’m sure they already thought of that, though…right?
KRK
@p.a:
I’ve wondered about that as well.
Professor Bigfoot
@Baud: What’s that South African dipshit doing in that meeting?
(rhetorical question, obvs, but Jesus, Mary and Joseph WTF)
Professor Bigfoot
@S Cerevisiae: NOMINATED.
TBone
@oldgold: whut could go rong?
Dorothy A. Winsor
Nobody elected Musk to anything, so he has no need to please the voters. And he has more money than he could ever spend, so he doesn’t need to worry about that. Trump appears happy to allow him to run the government while Trump plays golf and talks or posts about his various obsessions. We’ll see if the courts can make any difference.
Yutsano
@BeautifulPlumage: I don’t know how I missed this comment, but I’m chortling at work now! Good thing I’m off early & no one is around me right now.
Jay
Everybody see Sundowning Grampa’s Truth Social vid on Trump/Gaza, complete with transgendered bellydancers and so much gold, (gold DJTdiot’s head, a gold balloon in the shape of his head, and a statue in the Gaza square)?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wtf-is-this-trump-gaza-ai-video
Dorothy A. Winsor
I’m beginning to think I’d enjoy seeing Musk in jail even more than seeing Trump
Elizabelle
@Jay: I wondered if it was a parody of Trump’s plans — it actually is — and he grabbed it because he could not tell the difference. And then he posted it, because that is The Felon’s intelligence and maturity level on display, for the world.
And the fucker has nukes.
Geminid
@Jeffro: Musk is not doing this alone. He has own agents at work, but I think he has allies. That OMB guy seems to be one, and he can bring people from the Heritage Foundation’s network. These operatives are ideologues with particular loyalty to Trump.
The part I want to know: how many of Trump’s own people are in on the plan, or can guess it well enough to go along.. I don’t think Wiles was in on this plan, but if her boss is controlled she can’t do a thing about it. She has no power except through Trump.
Trump’s mental decline is a factor here. Who’s gonna risk anything– and it might be a lot– to defend Trump when he can’t defend himself, and might not even know their names two years from now? The people he brought in are loyalists, but they are ambitious too. Their loyalty to Trump will be tempered by that ambition because their first loyalty is to power.
Gin & Tonic
@The Other Bob: Used to be another commenter named Bob…
EmbraceYourInnerCrone
Damn it. Michelle Trachtenberg(Dawn from Buffy and a bunch of other stuff) died. She was only 39, that sucks. I know she had a liver transplant last year but thought she was doing ok… We lost Roberta Flack this week too, she was wonderful. Damn it.
EmbraceYourInnerCrone
@Jay: I may need a few gummies before watching that or my head might explode for real. We are living in the stupidest time line.
mrmoshpotato
@Dorothy A. Winsor:
I can see that. No one voted for the South African Nazi after all. POS shouldn’t be playing President.
The Other Bob
@Gin & Tonic: I remember. He wasn’t popular, which is why I am “The Other Bob”. AKA, the nice Bob.
Captain C
@John Cole: Just like these cats.
ArchTeryx
Maybe I’m behind in the times but what did poor Steve do to get shaved like that? LOL.
(We’ve had to have our orange derp cat shaved for surgery once. Let’s just say he was NOT thrilled about it, nor about the Cone of Shame he had to wear afterward. He’s a very sweet FIV+ rescue kitty, but when forced into a Do Not Want situation then we get DRAMA).
Marc
also Toshiro Mifune and Eva Marie Saint. I saw it with my family (I was still preteen) when it first came out. We sat a few rows from the front at the old Boston Cinerama theater (like IMAX except louder). Both mom and dad were sports car nuts.
TBone
@Marc: WAY cool – I’ve been remarking to hubby about how it must’ve felt to be in a dark theater with a big screen for this one!
I saw The Blue Planet and another movie about how water and water infrastructure works at the Franklin Institute IMAX in Philly (and also the planetarium, SO cool when they turn that on).
Aaand another one bites the dust, dammit
We had been going to the Institute for weekend outings since I was a small child – that part’s still open.
Trollhattan
@Marc:
Good movie and perfect timing for a wee lad who had a slot car set at home.
Another great racing flick from the era that does not sound even a little like a racing movie is A Man and A Woman. While the cast is 1.5x French, Jean-Louis nevertheless pilots a Mustang in the Monte Carlo Rally.
TBone
@ArchTeryx: I feel your pain!
Old School
Baud
@Old School:
Thanks. Do you know who’s running besides the Lt Guv?
TBone
@Trollhattan: you have piqued my interest!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_and_a_Woman
Geminid
@Marc: I saw Grand Prix for the first time four years ago, on Turner Classic movies. I was fascinated, and the racing was the least of it. What stood out was the glamorous, sophisticated European society. Those people knew how to to dress!
Also, Toshiro Mifune’s character impressed me. An outsider, with the confidence to claim his place in the exclusive club of racing. That movie seemed to to capture an historical moment.
dnfree
@thruppence: I canceled mine also. By “personal freedom”, do you think Bezos is going to focus on women’s rights to health decisions, and maybe trans rights?
Trollhattan
@mrmoshpotato:
Let’s make it a for-profit prison feeding inmates on $1.50/day. Elmo needs to learn how his people live.
TBone
@Geminid: I see you caught my spelling error, thank you. I watch so much classic film that the 60s and 70s styles (even European) are like second nature now, which proper spelling used to be!
I watch to learn about history, fully aware that is almost like being in Plato’s Cave.
Old School
@Baud: The Lt. Gov is the only Democratic (DFL) candidate so far. Others seemed to be waiting for Walz’ decision.
Omnes Omnibus
@Marc: And Francoise Hardy!
Baud
@Old School:
Thanks.
scav
@mrmoshpotato: To an extent, by governing directly, His DOGEness is just the oligarchs cutting out their traditional middleman (front or beard) aka elected repub official. Business as usual. Still, keeping the Orange Pet-in-Chief on the payroll without having to justify his role using bulletpoints does rather refute their cost-cutting schtick.
tobie
It sounds like Ukraine has outfoxed Trump:
Fair Economist
@greenergood:
That’s what I’m thinking. Dementia Donny isn’t up to running anything at this point, so Eloon gets to run the show.
AM in NC
Fucking Fatherfucker Jeff “Lex Luthor” Bezos just fully embracing the evil now and rubbing our faces in it – not to mention being completely, self-servingly delusional:
Letter to WAPO staff:
I’m writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages. We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others.
There was a time when a newspaper, especially one that was a local monopoly, might have seen it as a service to bring to the reader’s doorstep every morning a broad-based opinion section that sought to cover all views. Today, the internet does that job.
I am of America and for America, and proud to be so. Our country did not get here by being typical. And a big part of America’s success has been freedom in the economic realm and everywhere else. Freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion — and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity.
I offered David Shipley, whom I greatly admire, the opportunity to lead this new chapter. I suggested to him that if the answer wasn’t “hell yes,” then it had to be “no.” After careful consideration, David decided to step away. This is a significant shift, it won’t be easy, and it will require 100% commitment — I respect his decision.
We’ll be searching for anew Opinion Editor to own this new direction. I’m confident that free markets and personal liberties are right for America. I also believe these viewpoints are underserved in the current market of ideas and news opinion. I’m excited for us together to fill that void.
Jef
ETA – and I see that Thruppence got there first.
Gin & Tonic
@tobie: Interesting sentence in there: “For the avoidance of doubt, such future sources of revenues do not include the current sources of revenues which are already part of the general budget revenues of Ukraine.”
TBone
@tobie: love this, thank you!
Fair Economist
@oldgold:
That’s the most shameless waste and corruption. There’s no need for a pricey satellite internet connection where there’s already wired internet, which includes every airport in the country.
Elizabelle
From the Los Angeles Times:
No!
Illustrated with the worst photo you ever saw of hipster Musk running around the CPAC stage brandishing a chainsaw, and Argentinian whackaroo Javier Milei celebrating behind him. It looks like the worst TV reality show still you ever saw.
Oh, wait.
Truly. Someone should pop the photo into this thread, if you would. We can still laugh. Sadly.
TBone
@Fair Economist: easier to hack into than wired connection? My brother is a CWA union member, and official pole climber. He ran a lot of line – seems like anything like that would be easier than pole climbing.
Elizabelle
@tobie: Oh, I hope so. Not sure what is up with that minerals deal.
TBone
@Elizabelle: apparently, if I understand correctly, the minerals “deal” is subject to a pre-Deal deal, part of why Donold “J. for Jenius” gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY, SIR.
lowtechcyclist
Can we say it’s a cult now?
WaPo (sorry, no gift link):
So Republicans with an opinion about Zelenskyy went from evenly split in their views about him, to regarding him unfavorably by about a 3-1 margin, practically overnight, in response to Dear Leader’s whims. And that’s about a figure who’s been well known to Americans for several years now.
We need a graphic showing a bunch of sheep wearing red hats.
tobie
@Gin & Tonic: That’s a tough sentence to follow. I felt like I had to draw arrows to determine the flow of funds. The good thing is that whatever proceeds would be earned from the extraction of new resources in the future would have to be reinvested in Ukraine. It also seems important that this agreement is merely the framework for a future agreement in which all the snarly details would be worked out.
tobie
@Elizabelle: I don’t have the experience to interpret the memorandum of understanding included in the report. But Alan Beattie does, so I will keep my fingers crossed that he is right.
Elizabelle
@lowtechcyclist: But we are the sheeple, right? I cannot keep up.
It is the power of repetition. Rightwing studied Joseph Goebbels as a how to lesson. Simple concept, and bring the emotion. It shows.
It might be interesting to ask these weasels WHY they now dislike Zelenskyy so much. Give me three reasons. OK, two reasons … [ETA: Oh wait, your WaPost excerpt has three easy to remember reasons in the first paragraph. Truthful, no.]
HopefullyNotcassandra
@Old School:
Perhaps our new Secretary of HHS should look in the mirror.
“Measles was considered eliminated in the U.S. in 2000, the CDC said, because of widespread use of the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine (MMR).”
We did not used to have any measles outbreaks at all.
The new Secretary also falsely claimed the children were hospitalized in Texas for “quarantine” purposes. They were not.
Several are in intensive care and one child has died. The pediatrician and Chief Medical Officer of the hospital said “the patients who were hospitalized were admitted because they were having trouble breathing and needed supportive care such as supplemental oxygen.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/person-dies-measles-west-texas-outbreak-rcna193812
tam1MI
But Biden was old. [/Sarcasm]
Fair Economist
@TBone: Satellite internet is easy, but it’s extremely expensive. It makes sense only for very remote sites or temporary ones.
Edit: as to hacking, I don’t know.
A Ghost to Most
I’m a cat whisperer, and they really trust me, but shaving a cat sounds like a recipe for trouble. In Arizona, it just makes sense, but I hope you tip well.
lowtechcyclist
@Baud:
Impeach President Musk!
TBone
@Fair Economist: thanks! I’ll ask my brother, he will know about this.
TBone
@A Ghost to Most: smirking in solidarity.
Poor Noah is shaved on both forelegs and in the neck area. His neck bandages are frequently stifling for him, and he’ll make wheezing noises to let me know me he needs
attitudebandage adjustment.lowtechcyclist
@Jeffro:
I’ve got a $1 per month subscription that has another few months to run on it. Once that goes, so do I.
sab
@A Ghost to Most: I laughed at Cole for years, but we had our elderly cat shaved last year. He was initially shocked, but a couple of days later he was comfortable. Six months later he is disgruntled about all his matted fur. He feels he is too old to bother with grooming
ETA He did viciously bite the groomer. They called to see if he was up on his rabies shot. He didn’t bite while they groomed. He bit when they stuffed him back into the carrier.
Jay
@HopefullyNotcassandra:
The death toll for the “Freedom Spots” is now up to 2.
Lenore
Hi. It’s been a while, and you won’t recognize the name. If you remember a disabled mouth artist named Larime who was struggling to support their also-disabled, undocumented Canadian partner through cancer and such, did portraits (people and pets) for some of you, etc., then you remember me. You guys did a lot for us over the years, and when the day came and Sylv passed, it wasn’t cancer that got them. You helped make that happen.
My earliest childhood memories are of being a girl, playing the princess, the damsel… I’ve always known, but being disabled has made it really easy for me to compartmentalize dysphoria and dysmorphia, and so I mostly just ignored it. Sylv was also trans, also unable to do much about it, but we knew each other as we truly were and that was all we needed.
And now they’re gone. They passed a little over a year ago. It took most of that first year to realize that I felt like I was suffocating because no one knew ME anymore. I gradually came out in steps. I don’t present in person as being severely disabled means I have no real ability to groom or do makeup, and my incredibly cool, supportive aid is not, for all his great qualities, a stylist. I’m almost 49, hormones and surgery would do little for my comfort or quality of life, and so I just accept that I am as I am. Online I can truly be me, use art to portray myself, a voice filter to sound how I want, and it’s enough.
I want to talk about something else, though. I’m white, born and present male, and other than severe disability, have a lot more privilege than many others, and as I’ve come out, I’ve spent a lot of time processing all of my internalized “isms”. I regularly look at my words and actions for male privilege, toxic masculine thinking, white fragility, and I will honestly say I still see it, though I’m getting better and better.
I say this now to all my fellow white people, regardless of gender, and to all my fellow AMAB people, regardless of ethnicity, and to all the ableds of all kinds:
“When you bristle at something or someone saying something or making you feel a certain way that you feel is unfair, that sting is your pride fucking with you.”
If you are not being called out by name? It’s not meant for you. If you don’t feel a need to justify why you’re different? It’s not for you. But if you DO feel that sting, do not give into it. THAT is when you ask yourself the hardest question.
“Why do I feel stung?”
I can only speak for myself, but for me? It’s usually because it hits closer to home than I want to admit. That sting is my pride, fucking with me. It’s called hard work because the human mind doesn’t want to be wrong, or bad, or at fault. We want to be the good guy.
What we have to understand is that we can be wrong, be at fault, and still be the good guy, but we have to accept our error, own it, and try harder. We have to feel the sting and trace the fucker down, understand it, accept that we FEEL that way, but that we are wrong, and we can do better.
This, more than anything, is the most important thing I’ve learned, and I work every day to catch it myself before I do or say something that will sting me, later.
The sting is not thin skin, it’s not hyper-sensitivity. It’s pride, fucking with you.
TBone
@sab: he’s got cat class and he’s got cat style! 🎶
ETA but can he strut?
Now I have to do a deguello for Steve
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vEtbfzMLVWU
ETA#2 I was a huge fan of the Top Cat cartoon TV show. Huge.
prostratedragon
Steve looks so sweet there!
rikyrah
I missed Steve’s shaving 🤔🤔
Maxim
@Lenore: Thank you. I’m sorry to hear about Sylv.
WaterGirl
@Lenore: Welcome back!
LAC
@TBone: Lol! Thank you for that memory.
Dan B
@Lenore: Good comment and hoping you find ways to feel seen.
Elizabelle
@Lenore: What a great comment. Good to see you here, and my condolences on losing 2 BFFs not long ago.
Darkrose
@Geminid: I also think Trump is checked out. He can sign things and be on TV and play golf and he’s fine with that. The main reason he ran was to stay out of jail. He doesn’t give a shit about anything else.
Lenore
@Maxim: Thank you, I appreciate it.
@WaterGirl: Yay! Thank you!
@Dan B: Thanks. I’m doing the best I can. All we can do.
@Elizabelle: Aw! Thanks! And oh no, two?
Sister Golden Bear
@Lenore: Welcome back. Sorry to hear about Sylv, but I’m happy you’ve found ways to be your true self.
Also, really good comment.
dearmaizie
RFKJ reminds me of something you might find in a surgical waste bin, like a discarded cirrhosed liver.
Scamp Dog
@Lenore: I do remember your posts from those days! I’m sorry to hear of Sylv’s passing. Are you still doing commissions?
Geminid
@Darkrose: That could be so. But Trump is a vain man, and very conscious of presentation and optics. It seems out of character for him to tolerate another Alpha dog dominating such a high-profile event.
And Trump’s body language is off. It’s like he’s under duress somehow.
WaterGirl
@Darkrose: I think you’re probably right about that. He must be checked out if he doesn’t care that he looks weak.
CatFacts
Wait, a thread that’s not fighting? Where people are happily talking under a picture of a shaved cat? Who are you people and what on earth have you done with this website??
Nah, but seriously this little moment is great. So glad folks like Lenore and Sister Golden Bear are part of it too.
Lenore
@Sister Golden Bear: Thank you! I appreciate that.
@Scamp Dog: Hi! Thank you. Yep, I do! People and pets!