Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

Petty moves from a petty man.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Fight them, without becoming them!

One way or another, he’s a liar.

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

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  4. 4.

    satby

    Thought you might hang out one more day to take part in the May Day 50501/ Indivisible demonstrations. I’m going to one up here.

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    sab

    I thought you were leaving Thurston behind to convince Joelle this was all a mistake?

    West Virginia, country roads. Akronites have so many West Virginia jokes mocking our own grandparents that it embarrasses me. My grandparents were from Pennsylvania Appalachia, so that didn’t count.

    Thunderstorms and all, but the Spring greenery is really bursting out all over.

  9. 9.

    sab

    @satby:  We have a long Covid funeral this weekend, wife and mother of two teens., age 51. I just don’t have the heart for protests She worked counselling families on accepting gay and trans teens.

  10. 10.

    oldster

    “I just wanted to inform you all that I am not dead….”

    Ha! Just what an undead imposter would say.

    Drive safe, Cole.

  12. 12.

    Ohio Mom

    Ohio Dad is committed to protesting. I’m not really. I’m unconvinced that they are all that effective. But I’ll go along tomorrow.

    I must admit though that the last one was fun for me, ran into several old friends. A big dose of nostalgia.

  15. 15.

    frosty

    Safe travels! Hope your packing goes smoothly. It will be interesting to read your first posts from W Va after being away for awhile.

  18. 18.

    WTFGhost

    (Pauses in handing out party hats, noise makers, champagne bottles)

    John Cole is NOT dead.

    Oh.

    (Starts gathering up party hats, noise makers, champagne bottles)

  19. 19.

    dnfree

    @sab: I have mentioned before that my aunt from West Virginia once told me that in West Virginia, the three Rs were Reading, ‘Riting, and the Road to Akron.

  24. 24.

    WTFGhost

    Hey, Cole, glad to see you still around! Safe travels! In no way was anyone planning to pull a Patty Murphy here, nosiree!

  25. 25.

    eclare

    Have a safe trip!  Are you leaving the cats with Joelle, too?  I think you mentioned that.

  27. 27.

    The Audacity of Krope

    @Baud: US and Ukraine sign deal to establish investment fund

    As described, it sounds like a reasonable arrangement.

    Gonna have to watch closely, though, because Trump. I will not profit from Trump flexing American power to outright exploit other nations. I’m still working out the right places to boycott because of the way Trump is conducting his tariffs. The Ukraine situation could manifest as a shakedown on a whole other level.

    New electronics is the only thing I know for sure I’ll need to give up. I best treat my USB chargers with the utmost delicacy.

  28. 28.

    Baud

    @The Audacity of Krope:

    Yeah. I just hope that somehow Ukraine can do what it needs to do to stay afloat during the Trump years. If this helps keep the US somewhat in the tent, that’s a good thing.

  31. 31.

    sab

    @dnfree: I never heard that!  When we moved up from Florida we ran into serious prejudice against Southern accents. Ours was north Florida, nothing like West Virginia, and most of West Virginia doesn’t have Southern accents anyway. I bet Cole sounds more Pittsburgh than Virginia.

  32. 32.

    HinTN

    As you plot to sell “This Fucking Old House” we want pictures of the fleurs that we willingly sent to brighten your days there.

    Safe travels, good sir.

  33. 33.

    Raoul Paste

    Travel tip:  If you are at a rest stop in a red state, don’t start singing  “Okie from Muskogee”

  34. 34.

    The Audacity of Krope

    @Baud: Yeah. I just hope that somehow Ukraine can do what it needs to do to stay afloat during the Trump years.

    They’re a nation of people who want and deserve their own agency. Russia ought to already know it isn’t so easy to subdue a determined population.

  36. 36.

    Gin & Tonic

    @Baud: ​This is not the prevailing opinion in Ukraine yet, but certainly common, that the sooner the US steps away from any negotiations related to Ukraine’s future, the better.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    A judge just blew up Apple’s control of the App StoreThe judge in Epic v. Apple has banned Apple from charging a commission on purchases made outside the App Store because of its ongoing anticompetitive behavior

  40. 40.

    dnfree

    @sab: My mother’s family was what she called “Pennsylvania Dutch”, which I now think was actually Deutsch.  They moved from Pennsylvania to Buckhannon WV in I believe the 1930s.

    You’re right that they had a distinct accent.  When the Sago mine disaster happened, I heard the wife of one of the victims interviewed on NPR and I flashed back to hearing my grandmother’s voice.

  41. 41.

    prostratedragon

    Happy trails to you🎶

     

    I’m sure Thurston knows that if he did leap into John’s suitcase he’d get punted out of there in one smooth motion.

  42. 42.

    JMG

    Safe travel, John. I look forward to your impressions on your return. I could be very wrong, but you have sounded more and more comfortable with Arizona. Of course, you’ve never been there in summer.

  43. 43.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    @dnfree: they were indeed Deutsche, they were Protestant Germans who settled in Pennsylvania because William Penn promised amnesty to religion in Europe, including every nutty Protestant sect.  They spoke German until they were drafted for the Union army.

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    Madeleine

    I hope that you have a safe, smooth trip, John. I have experience with living apart. It’s tough.

  53. 53.

    smike

    Wow, this reminds me of that time I woke from an nap to find that everyone else had disappeared. Everyone else!! It was strange, since electricity still flowed and tv still played, but nothing happened. I laid low and enjoyed myself, waking the next day to find that the world was back to fucking abnormal. That’ll probably happen again… Oh, well…

  55. 55.

    WTFGhost

    @Raoul Paste: Well, and don’t bring your basset hound into a biker bar where you’re trying to grab lunch, cause one of the fellows will claim the dog bit them, and there’ll be this big bar fight before you get out.

    And all this to bring some Coors back from Texarkana.

    Wait – am I confusing movies and real life again?

  56. 56.

    WTFGhost

    @The Audacity of Krope: It’s not a terrible deal; Europe is likely to step up, and, Trump can pretend Ukraine is paying for weapons, the next President can renegotiate and let Ukraine off the hook.

    It’s a shame that the freedom of good people are threatened by the actions of bad people, especially when the bad people are petty, venal, assholes. This is all because Trump tried to do the Zelenskyy what he did to Ms. Daniels, and couldn’t over the phone.

    And we all know it. America will never again “stand for freedom”. It’ll Barcalounge around, unless freedom is profitable.

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